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We're gonna have orchids
in all the pews, right?

2
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Because orchids are Donna's favorite
flowers, and she's my favorite flower.

3
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Ha ha! We real cute.

4
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Of course there
are gonna be orchids.

5
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Do you think this is my first
time working a side job

6
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as a wedding planner
for a former co-worker?

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- No?
- I'm so sorry.

8
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I mostly have my rage
problem under control,

9
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but planning is
very stressful.

10
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Please avoid my trigger words,
"flowers,"schedule,"vows,"

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"bride,"groom,"food,"
"love,"happy,"church,"

12
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"event,"wedding,"
and "Craig."

13
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I am so sorry, Craig.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

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April, walk with me.

15
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So I chose you as my
Maid of Honor because

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you've become one
of my best friends,

17
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- And I love you like a sister.
- Ew.

18
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But also because
you're tough.

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My family arrives tonight.

20
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I know. And they're all set
with their welcome bags,

21
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and I told your brother LeVondrious
that he is not welcome.

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Good, but still, there's gonna
be 28 Meagles in one room,

23
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which means
there's gonna be drama.

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I will handle everything.

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I actually care whether you're having
a good time and are happy. It's weird.

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The Meagles are a cold-blooded
crew of judgmental grudge-holders.

27
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My cousin Winnie once forgot to use
a coaster at my grandpa's house,

28
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and he wrote her
out of his will.

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The last four Meagle family Pictionary
tournaments ended at the hospital.

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Legally, no more than
three Meagles are allowed

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on an international
flight together.

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But they give great gifts.
Gotta get that flatware.

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Resync for WEB-DL by Norther

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Tommy, I was at the nail salon
and I picked up some geranium hand cream.

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- Do you wanna try it?
- Uh, yes. Warm it up, please.

36
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Oh, that smells nice.

37
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I'm just gonna go and make sure
everything is set for tonight, okay?

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- All right, see you later.
- See you, Ron.

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I've always liked that Lucy.
Glad things are going well.

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Better than well.

41
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And guess what I have
planned for tonight?

42
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- No.
- As Donna's Butler of Honor,

43
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I'm going all out.
Baby blue brocade.

44
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As a surprise, I got
a matching dress for Lucy.

45
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And do you believe Lucy will
be happy with this gift?

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100%!
We're so in sync.

47
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I finally feel like
I'm with the person

48
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I'm gonna be with forever.
I'd marry her tomorrow.

49
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Bully for you, son. More importantly,
do you have tri-tip for tonight?

50
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Because if not
I brought my own.

51
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I love weddings.

52
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Good food, the celebration of romantic
love, and most of all, churches.

53
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Say what you will about
organized religion,

54
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those bastards knew how to
construct an edifice.

55
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Okay, monsters.

56
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Mommy and Daddy have to pack
because we are going to a hotel.

57
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But Roz is gonna
stay here with you.

58
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Yeah, and we are going
to have so much fun.

59
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We're gonna play games,
we're gonna color,

60
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maybe we're gonna even sit
quietly for 30 seconds.

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Do you think I could
have 30 seconds?

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- That's all.
- She's fading.

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Roz, Roz, hey, hey,

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you are a wonderful nanny.

65
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- Oh.
- You're tough, and strong,

66
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and you're an excellent
caretaker for our children.

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Yeah, every time you come to our
house we are so happy to see you.

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I love you more than Ben.

69
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I do.

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If Ben left me, I would be sad,
but I would get through it.

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But if you left me,
I would never recover.

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Thanks. That helps.

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I'm so used to packing for them
I almost put in diapers for myself.

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Incoming call.
Jen Barkley.

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Jen Barkley is calling again.
She is relentless.

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Jen is a powerful
political operative.

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Don't you even want to know
what she has to say?

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She'll just say what she
always says, which is,

79
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"Leslie, would you consider running for
state senate or Congress?" And I'll say,

80
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"Jen, thank you very much,
that's very flattering,

81
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but I love my job, and I get to
do it for the entire country."

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The whole world is my park.

83
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Besides, our lives are so
chaotic we can't run a campaign.

84
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Well, if you really wanted
to do it, we'd find a way.

85
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I mean, things
aren't that chaotic.

86
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All three of them just bumped into each
other and broke everything you own.

87
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I—I don't know what that was.

88
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Oh, would you
look at that?

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Sweetie, I think your best friend
Tom's giving his ladyfriend a gift.

90
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You know Gayle gives me a gift
each and every day.

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Oh, I got the greatest
gift of all.

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- Being married to you.
- Oh, sweetie.

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Control yourselves, Gergiches!

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Damn, Tommy, well done!

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I knew you'd like it.

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Get changed, baby, we gotta
dominate this party.

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What do you think, Ron?
Tommy's the man.

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I normally don't get involved
in people's personal affairs,

99
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but something about a wedding...
I'll just say it.

100
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Tom is quite
taken with you.

101
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- He's taken with me, huh?
- Yes.

102
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He said he'd marry
you tomorrow.

103
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Seems silly to stay at a hotel
that's ten minutes from our house.

104
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Well, it's been three years. We
deserve one night away together.

105
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A little downtime, little privacy,
maybe we make some more kids.

106
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- Don't even joke about that.
- Let's just make, like, three more,

107
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so that each one of them
can have a friend.

108
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Ugh.

109
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Jen? What are
you doing here?

110
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You idiots won't
answer my calls,

111
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and what I have to tell
you cannot wait.

112
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But—

113
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What's that
horrible sound?

114
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- Children.
- Ugh, your life is gross.

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My life is amazing.

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Jen, thank you so much for
coming, but we have to go.

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I have never been late for
an event that requires an RSVP:

118
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You guys live in Pawnee, Indiana.
Where do you have to go?

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Putting up a new
scarecrow?

120
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Could you please
just get to the point?

121
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Sure... Paul Hartwell, who's your
congressional incumbent from this district,

122
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is a moron, even by
Washington standards.

123
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But he wins every year,
because he's a horrible bully

124
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and nobody opposes him.
Till now.

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Indiana's 10th district
needs a new leader.

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Someone who's made it a home,
who cares about our citizens,

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and who understands
the local economy.

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Jen, I told you, I have
a dream job, I don't want to—

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A candidate named
Ben Wyatt.

130
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Sorry?

131
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I'm dead serious, Ben.

132
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I think you should run for
the House of Representatives.

133
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Whoa! What was that?
That was huge!

134
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Hang on, this is Congress you're talking
about, like, where bills become laws.

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I am not qualified
for that.

136
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We're talking about the
House of Representatives, Ben.

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You might be overqualified.

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Hartwell's biggest weakness is
the economy, which is your exact strength.

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You're young, you're smart, you're running
the biggest city in the district.

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I saw you handle
that WiFi thing on TV.

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My firm is ready to go as soon
as you say the word.

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You in or you out?

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Uh, Two of the three kids
are showering in their pajamas,

144
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and most of Ben's ties
are in the toilet.

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Just like, as an update
of where things are at.

146
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I mean, this is chaos.

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Guys, it happened a really
long time ago, right?

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And it was probably an accident.

149
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Oh, yeah, I'm sure the Dig Dug
machine just unplugged itself

150
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right before I was about
to beat his high score.

151
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Yeah, I'm sure
it was an accident.

152
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Hey, status report?

153
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The Meagles are weird. The words that they
say sound passive, but seem aggressive.

154
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I feel like there should be a term
for that. Like, "nicey-meanie."

155
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Yeah, I just had to physically
separate two 80-year-old men

156
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who were arguing about whether
it was really Lena Horne

157
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in that grocery
store in 1970.

158
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Okay, you stay on the Key Largo
and Denver Meagles,

159
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and I will handle
the Berlin Meagles.

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Done!

161
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So you thinking
about Jen's offer?

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Yes. I mean, how would
this even work?

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Our lives are so busy, and if
I won, I would be a congressman.

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Or woman. I mean, equal rights.
No, that doesn't apply.

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Okay. Try this.

166
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Tonight, just act like
you've decided to run.

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And then tomorrow at the wedding,
act like you've decided not to run.

168
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See which one feels better.

169
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Okay. What do you
think I should do?

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Ben has to run.

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I don't want to push it, because it
might backfire, but he has to run.

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He would be good for America,
good for the world.

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Ben should be the Royal
Archduke Sultan Emperor

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of All Inhabitable Lands
on Earth!

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I'm completely neutral.

176
00:08:02,311 --> 00:08:04,784
I will support you no
matter what you do.

177
00:08:06,922 --> 00:08:09,022
You told Lucy
I want to marry her?

178
00:08:09,045 --> 00:08:10,793
Damn it, son,
the small hamburgers.

179
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Ron! You have to walk
back what you said.

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Walk back sounds like lying.

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Can you drop your strict life codes
for a second and help me out?

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Even though I've known
Lucy for years,

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and can see myself spending
a life together with her,

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having children, walking
the grounds of Tommy's Bahama—

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a private island
I'll eventually buy—

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that's way in
the future, man.

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Don't call me "man."

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That's what you took
away from this?

189
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Don't serve this man.

190
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No more food until he fixes his
giant disaster he's created.

191
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Okay, starting now,
you're in campaign mode.

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So first up, meet and greet. You
remember how this goes, right?

193
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Your goal is to act like everyone
is interesting and important.

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Hey, guys.

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Nope, too hard.

196
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- Let's try someone else.
- Okay.

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Oh, there's Donna's parents.

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- Okay?
- Okay.

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- Work your magic.
- You got it.

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Uh, hi, Mr. And Mrs. Meagle,
I presume?

201
00:09:01,727 --> 00:09:04,555
I am Mr. Meagle,
but we're divorced.

202
00:09:04,577 --> 00:09:05,920
I'm Grace Callahan.

203
00:09:05,945 --> 00:09:07,780
Well, I'm sorry, Ms. Callahan.

204
00:09:07,795 --> 00:09:10,245
It's Doctor Callahan.

205
00:09:11,955 --> 00:09:14,798
Well, I hope that you are
a podiatrist or a dentist,

206
00:09:14,822 --> 00:09:17,687
because I seem to have a case
of foot-in-mouth disorder.

207
00:09:21,113 --> 00:09:23,126
Hey, guys.
How's everything going?

208
00:09:23,149 --> 00:09:26,071
April, we couldn't be happier,
and you are an angel for asking.

209
00:09:26,086 --> 00:09:27,933
Yeah, it's surprisingly
painless.

210
00:09:27,958 --> 00:09:31,116
No swiping, no
passive-aggressive comments.

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No drama at all.

212
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Here are all
the troublemakers, boss.

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00:09:35,419 --> 00:09:38,134
Thank you. Meagles!
I am not screwing around.

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00:09:38,157 --> 00:09:41,177
Okay? Lauren, no more
discussion of Majorca.

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Majorca is off limits.

216
00:09:42,787 --> 00:09:44,920
Brian and Gloria, stop
making Horatio feel bad

217
00:09:44,936 --> 00:09:47,426
that your daughter went to Yale.
No one gives a shit.

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00:09:47,451 --> 00:09:49,137
- And, Ginuwine?
- Yes?

219
00:09:49,159 --> 00:09:51,234
- Get it together.
- I'm sorry, April.

220
00:09:51,250 --> 00:09:53,428
- Kathy started this.
- Kathy started—

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I don't care!

222
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She doesn't mean it.

223
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Don't cry, Ginuwine.
It's okay.

224
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Thanks, Andy.

225
00:10:01,137 --> 00:10:02,626
Easy peasy.

226
00:10:03,022 --> 00:10:04,953
Lemon sneezy.

227
00:10:06,754 --> 00:10:09,683
Lucy, I have something
to tell you.

228
00:10:09,697 --> 00:10:12,234
I am a liar.

229
00:10:12,257 --> 00:10:14,817
- What?
- Well, no, I am not a liar.

230
00:10:14,839 --> 00:10:17,338
I have never lied
about anything in my life.

231
00:10:17,357 --> 00:10:21,399
Though I suppose you could
construe camouflage as a lie.

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00:10:21,424 --> 00:10:23,060
What is happening
right now?

233
00:10:23,078 --> 00:10:26,970
Tom wanted to convey
that he likes you a great deal.

234
00:10:26,995 --> 00:10:30,054
So he said that he could
imagine marrying you.

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And living on an island
with your kids.

236
00:10:32,825 --> 00:10:35,931
Wait, now we're on an island?
With kids?

237
00:10:35,946 --> 00:10:37,414
- Plural?
- Yes.

238
00:10:37,434 --> 00:10:41,477
Now, do you know where I can
find those little ham balls?

239
00:10:41,500 --> 00:10:43,631
Watch out for those riding
lawnmowers, man.

240
00:10:45,299 --> 00:10:48,069
- Babe, you are killing it!
- I am, right?

241
00:10:48,084 --> 00:10:51,908
- Yes! - See, just thinking I'm
a congressman makes me feel like one.

242
00:10:51,924 --> 00:10:54,619
- Yeah.
- Oh, also, I have a little secret.

243
00:10:54,644 --> 00:10:57,441
- I'm drunk.
- I am too.

244
00:10:57,466 --> 00:10:59,793
Ever since we had our kids, it
only takes, like, one sip of wine.

245
00:10:59,816 --> 00:11:01,947
I feel so good
and "condifent."

246
00:11:01,962 --> 00:11:04,297
- Mm-hmm.
- Con...

247
00:11:04,322 --> 00:11:06,297
I feel "condifent."

248
00:11:06,319 --> 00:11:08,786
You know what you should do?
You should give a toast.

249
00:11:08,797 --> 00:11:11,911
Because if you were running for Congress,
you have to give speeches, right?

250
00:11:11,926 --> 00:11:13,714
You want me to make a toast?
I'll toast it up.

251
00:11:13,729 --> 00:11:17,554
Toast it, baby. Roast it and toast
it till it's brown on both sides.

252
00:11:17,569 --> 00:11:19,662
Hey, everybody.
I'm Ben Wyatt.

253
00:11:19,669 --> 00:11:23,031
Listen, we, of course, are here
to celebrate Donna and Joe,

254
00:11:23,056 --> 00:11:26,302
and I have to say, you know,
getting married is

255
00:11:26,325 --> 00:11:29,455
the bravest, most wonderful
thing you can do.

256
00:11:29,462 --> 00:11:32,760
Because every day you come home
and you're just, like,

257
00:11:32,785 --> 00:11:34,192
"What?

258
00:11:34,215 --> 00:11:36,437
"It's you! I love you!

259
00:11:36,462 --> 00:11:39,128
You're my sexy roommate.
We love each other."

260
00:11:39,150 --> 00:11:41,329
Whoo! He's talking
about me.

261
00:11:41,344 --> 00:11:43,167
Yes, I am, babydoll!

262
00:11:43,183 --> 00:11:46,687
Look, Donna and Joe are great.

263
00:11:46,701 --> 00:11:49,734
You all are great.

264
00:11:49,753 --> 00:11:52,629
And this wedding
is gonna be amazing.

265
00:11:52,653 --> 00:11:55,992
Let's get some music
and dancing going.

266
00:11:56,017 --> 00:12:00,563
And I am Ben Wyatt, and I very
much approve this message!

267
00:12:06,683 --> 00:12:08,424
You want me to shut
that down?

268
00:12:08,449 --> 00:12:09,846
No, I like it.

269
00:12:09,871 --> 00:12:11,965
- Let the little man dance.
- Hey!

270
00:12:17,906 --> 00:12:20,451
Ah, my head.

271
00:12:20,458 --> 00:12:21,769
Last night was so fun.

272
00:12:21,794 --> 00:12:24,643
- But my head died.
- Yeah.

273
00:12:24,658 --> 00:12:26,686
Yeah, mine's filled
with concrete.

274
00:12:26,711 --> 00:12:28,101
Okay so—

275
00:12:28,116 --> 00:12:29,677
Yesterday, you pretended
you were gonna run.

276
00:12:29,700 --> 00:12:32,456
Today, you're gonna pretend like
you're not gonna run.

277
00:12:32,480 --> 00:12:33,583
Oh, no.

278
00:12:33,607 --> 00:12:37,214
Jen posted the campaign ad.
It's everywhere. I'm running.

279
00:12:37,221 --> 00:12:39,134
How could she do this to—

280
00:12:40,315 --> 00:12:41,742
Oh, God, I'm
remembering things.

281
00:12:42,596 --> 00:12:44,950
We called Jen last night,
didn't we?

282
00:12:46,355 --> 00:12:47,815
- Yeah, we did.
- Ugh.

283
00:12:47,833 --> 00:12:50,728
I also called 867-5309
100 times.

284
00:12:50,751 --> 00:12:52,514
Oh, God.

285
00:12:52,539 --> 00:12:54,933
Bad. What do we do?

286
00:12:56,165 --> 00:12:57,783
There you are.
Surprise, surprise.

287
00:12:57,806 --> 00:13:00,240
Whoa! Oh, you guys
should've corner-boothed it.

288
00:13:00,265 --> 00:13:02,122
- 'Cause you look awful.
- Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.

289
00:13:02,137 --> 00:13:03,577
You're gonna scare off
the other customers.

290
00:13:03,600 --> 00:13:04,646
- Shh.
- Hey, Jen.

291
00:13:04,671 --> 00:13:06,725
All those kids keep
you up all night?

292
00:13:07,384 --> 00:13:08,944
I'm so happy
with my choices.

293
00:13:08,959 --> 00:13:10,225
- Okay, Jen?
- Yeah?

294
00:13:10,240 --> 00:13:13,445
Um, I know I left you
a message last night,

295
00:13:13,470 --> 00:13:16,595
but I really do think you should
have checked with me

296
00:13:16,603 --> 00:13:18,453
- before throwing me into this.
- No, Ben, I'm sorry,

297
00:13:18,468 --> 00:13:20,311
- you left me four messages last night.
- What?

298
00:13:20,334 --> 00:13:23,226
And they contained very
specific policy positions.

299
00:13:23,694 --> 00:13:25,981
I want to come out
strong on education.

300
00:13:25,996 --> 00:13:28,056
Then I'll tack hard
into fiscal responsibility.

301
00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:35,692
Hey, babe, it's ringing!

302
00:13:36,296 --> 00:13:39,810
Wow, honey, you were
a lot more lucid than I was.

303
00:13:40,353 --> 00:13:41,586
Wait,

304
00:13:41,611 --> 00:13:43,460
were you guys drunk?

305
00:13:43,485 --> 00:13:45,546
That is hilarious.

306
00:13:45,561 --> 00:13:47,982
- No, we weren't— - Oh, you guys are
gonna fit in so great in Washington.

307
00:13:48,007 --> 00:13:50,219
Most of Congress is
drunk, all of the time.

308
00:13:51,050 --> 00:13:53,579
Okay, official presser
is tomorrow at 9:00.

309
00:13:53,602 --> 00:13:55,781
You could bail if you want.
But it would be embarrassing.

310
00:13:55,806 --> 00:13:58,101
It might derail your career.
Might not. Probably will.

311
00:13:58,125 --> 00:13:59,720
But you never do
know though, right?

312
00:13:59,745 --> 00:14:02,196
So just let me know what
you want to do, okay?

313
00:14:02,220 --> 00:14:05,568
- Will. - I'm just gonna go spend my
time doing exactly what I want to do,

314
00:14:05,584 --> 00:14:07,295
because I don't
have children.

315
00:14:07,853 --> 00:14:09,044
Bye, guys.

316
00:14:12,636 --> 00:14:16,211
Ron? I'm Walden, with
the Church's historical archives.

317
00:14:16,226 --> 00:14:18,919
You called about wanting
information on the building?

318
00:14:18,942 --> 00:14:20,034
I did, indeed.

319
00:14:20,053 --> 00:14:21,786
- Let's start with the facade.
- Mm.

320
00:14:21,801 --> 00:14:24,530
Was the limestone
locally hand-hewn?

321
00:14:24,549 --> 00:14:26,885
No. In the late 1870s,

322
00:14:26,901 --> 00:14:30,280
it was actually cheaper to
import limestone from Michigan.

323
00:14:30,295 --> 00:14:31,543
- Fascinating.
- Do you want to sit here?

324
00:14:31,558 --> 00:14:32,591
- Or should I...?
- But tell me—

325
00:14:32,609 --> 00:14:35,060
I'll do whatever you want.
I'm fine with whatever.

326
00:14:35,083 --> 00:14:37,066
No. Whatever you want.

327
00:14:37,091 --> 00:14:38,410
No pressure.

328
00:14:38,740 --> 00:14:39,951
Excuse me.

329
00:14:41,328 --> 00:14:42,592
Oh, my God.

330
00:14:42,615 --> 00:14:44,882
Oh, look at how
beautiful you look.

331
00:14:44,899 --> 00:14:46,544
Leslie, I'm not even
in my dress yet.

332
00:14:46,568 --> 00:14:48,449
But you're gonna
be very soon.

333
00:14:48,473 --> 00:14:50,698
All right, I want to say
something to my girls.

334
00:14:50,713 --> 00:14:53,778
Knope, you're a softie,
but on the inside,

335
00:14:53,803 --> 00:14:55,786
you're a straight-up boss.

336
00:14:55,803 --> 00:14:58,590
April, you're
the exact opposite.

337
00:14:58,615 --> 00:15:01,075
Y'all inspire me
and I love you.

338
00:15:01,683 --> 00:15:03,143
And you, too, Michelle.

339
00:15:03,660 --> 00:15:07,314
Michelle... You were my
best friend from childhood.

340
00:15:07,329 --> 00:15:10,595
Until we lost touch 'cause you thought
your college boyfriend was into me.

341
00:15:10,620 --> 00:15:11,851
He was.

342
00:15:11,876 --> 00:15:13,874
I never gave him
the time of day.

343
00:15:13,896 --> 00:15:17,229
But now, we're rebuilding
our friendship.

344
00:15:17,244 --> 00:15:18,887
Is this wedding going to be
a test for you?

345
00:15:18,912 --> 00:15:19,701
Yes.

346
00:15:19,716 --> 00:15:22,507
But the doctors once told you you
were never going to walk again.

347
00:15:22,515 --> 00:15:24,560
So this should
be easy, right?

348
00:15:24,583 --> 00:15:27,543
Wow, what a complicated
tapestry that is.

349
00:15:27,562 --> 00:15:29,946
Bring it in. Bring it in.
Bring it in.

350
00:15:31,891 --> 00:15:33,056
Moment over.

351
00:15:33,074 --> 00:15:34,868
Leslie, April, help Donna
with her dress.

352
00:15:34,891 --> 00:15:36,452
Hi, I'm Typhoon.

353
00:15:36,474 --> 00:15:38,907
Typhoon, I am interested,
but now is not the time.

354
00:15:38,918 --> 00:15:42,423
Michelle, get the bouquet.
You're skating on very thin ice.

355
00:15:45,825 --> 00:15:48,499
I couldn't help but
notice, from afar,

356
00:15:48,524 --> 00:15:51,247
that you are both
acting like weirdoes.

357
00:15:51,270 --> 00:15:54,555
I further suspect you have not
yet talked about what happened.

358
00:15:54,570 --> 00:15:57,547
What? I don't even know
what you're talking about

359
00:15:57,555 --> 00:15:59,023
us having not talked about.

360
00:15:59,046 --> 00:16:01,406
I only meant to say
that there's no shame

361
00:16:01,417 --> 00:16:04,923
in declaring how you feel
to a person you cherish.

362
00:16:05,601 --> 00:16:07,298
I am sorry if
I caused a problem.

363
00:16:07,313 --> 00:16:09,422
Because the two of you
make a good team.

364
00:16:10,068 --> 00:16:12,780
If you'll excuse me,
I missed out on the food,

365
00:16:12,803 --> 00:16:17,164
and was denied a fascinating
conversation about Michigan limestone.

366
00:16:17,189 --> 00:16:21,592
But I'll be damned if I don't properly
honor the expression of romantic love.

367
00:16:22,825 --> 00:16:25,623
Ron does this weird thing where
he says exactly what he means.

368
00:16:25,630 --> 00:16:27,503
You just have
to ignore him.

369
00:16:28,409 --> 00:16:31,031
So you didn't mean
what you said?

370
00:16:31,635 --> 00:16:34,461
Look, I'm all in.
That's all I meant.

371
00:16:34,476 --> 00:16:37,065
I didn't want you to think I was
crazy or jumping the gun.

372
00:16:37,083 --> 00:16:38,961
And I know you just got out
of a relationship

373
00:16:38,976 --> 00:16:41,707
so I don't expect you
to feel the same way. But...

374
00:16:42,544 --> 00:16:44,253
that's how I feel.

375
00:16:48,315 --> 00:16:51,148
Well, I'm only dating you
for the free dresses, so...

376
00:16:52,094 --> 00:16:53,971
I'm fine with that.

377
00:16:55,315 --> 00:16:58,807
Donna, even though
I've known you for years,

378
00:16:59,357 --> 00:17:02,934
I feel like I learn something
new about you every day.

379
00:17:02,949 --> 00:17:05,427
Just yesterday, I learned
that the Pearl Jam album,

380
00:17:05,450 --> 00:17:07,675
Vitalogy was
written about you.

381
00:17:08,206 --> 00:17:10,983
You are an amazing,
confident woman.

382
00:17:11,584 --> 00:17:13,239
And I love you.

383
00:17:13,262 --> 00:17:16,224
I know that
I can be a lot.

384
00:17:17,312 --> 00:17:21,603
And a while back, I was thinking I'd never
find someone who loved me for me.

385
00:17:21,628 --> 00:17:24,298
But you're
patient, and kind,

386
00:17:24,319 --> 00:17:26,440
and together,

387
00:17:26,465 --> 00:17:28,013
we can do anything.

388
00:17:28,574 --> 00:17:30,831
You may now
kiss the bride.

389
00:17:37,979 --> 00:17:38,973
Hey, Roz.

390
00:17:38,988 --> 00:17:41,065
Oh, okay. We
have the zebras.

391
00:17:41,088 --> 00:17:43,314
Tell the kids not to worry,
they're coming back home.

392
00:17:43,336 --> 00:17:45,258
Also, we want to give
you a raise,

393
00:17:45,265 --> 00:17:47,801
and anything you want to take
from our house. Okay, bye.

394
00:17:47,817 --> 00:17:49,962
How in the world am
I supposed to run for office?

395
00:17:49,985 --> 00:17:54,755
Our lives are like one big
unexpected stuffed zebra emergency.

396
00:17:55,291 --> 00:17:57,039
I don't know. What do
you think I should do?

397
00:17:57,064 --> 00:17:58,227
I told you. I'm neutral.

398
00:17:58,250 --> 00:18:01,584
Honey, you have never been neutral
on anything in your life.

399
00:18:01,607 --> 00:18:03,202
You have an opinion
on pockets.

400
00:18:03,221 --> 00:18:05,201
Yes, I think they
should all be bigger.

401
00:18:05,584 --> 00:18:08,387
Okay. Fine. I think
you should run.

402
00:18:08,412 --> 00:18:09,981
Yes, our lives
are bonkers.

403
00:18:10,002 --> 00:18:13,867
But if something is worth it—
and I think this is—

404
00:18:13,878 --> 00:18:15,549
then you just make it work.

405
00:18:15,565 --> 00:18:18,519
Besides, I just read an article
on two-minute micro-naps,

406
00:18:18,544 --> 00:18:20,719
and the science on them is
very promising. Oh, hey!

407
00:18:20,744 --> 00:18:23,812
Ben Wyatt. Any comment on the report
that you're running for Congress?

408
00:18:23,827 --> 00:18:26,090
I'm sorry, I can't talk
about this right now.

409
00:18:26,109 --> 00:18:28,918
Your only experience in politics
was as a failed mayor at age 18—

410
00:18:28,934 --> 00:18:31,387
Okay, please, everyone,
we're at a wedding.

411
00:18:31,405 --> 00:18:33,280
And I'm holding zebras.

412
00:18:33,303 --> 00:18:36,013
I mean, what qualifies you
to take over Hartwell's seat?

413
00:18:36,028 --> 00:18:37,378
Guys, listen to me, please.

414
00:18:37,385 --> 00:18:40,257
I'm dealing with an actual
problem right now. Okay?

415
00:18:42,951 --> 00:18:45,731
Which, by the way,
is what I do for a living.

416
00:18:45,756 --> 00:18:49,496
I solve problems
as a budget specialist,

417
00:18:49,519 --> 00:18:52,360
and for five years as a City
Manager, and I'm pretty good at it.

418
00:18:52,385 --> 00:18:56,785
I have worked hard to transform this
area into a fiscally sound destination

419
00:18:56,810 --> 00:18:59,623
for people who want good jobs,
and a good public education,

420
00:18:59,630 --> 00:19:01,554
and I think the results
speak for themselves.

421
00:19:05,430 --> 00:19:08,084
My name is Ben Wyatt,
and I'm running for Congress.

422
00:19:09,324 --> 00:19:11,749
Oh, my God, babe,
that was so hot.

423
00:19:13,746 --> 00:19:16,109
- Donna.
- Hey.

424
00:19:16,124 --> 00:19:17,014
How did I do?

425
00:19:17,029 --> 00:19:20,221
Everything was perfect.
You are a miracle worker.

426
00:19:20,236 --> 00:19:23,335
But I gotta say I kind of miss
the Meagle drama.

427
00:19:23,350 --> 00:19:25,888
I thought for sure somebody
was gonna do something crazy.

428
00:19:25,903 --> 00:19:28,104
But everybody's just
nice and chill.

429
00:19:28,120 --> 00:19:30,243
Anyway, I love you,
and to thank you,

430
00:19:30,251 --> 00:19:32,464
- I'm gonna try not to hug you.
- Thank you.

431
00:19:32,479 --> 00:19:33,946
- I'm going to—
- No!

432
00:19:33,969 --> 00:19:35,170
Okay, okay.

433
00:19:38,058 --> 00:19:41,480
Wyatt, why didn't you tell us
you're running for congress?

434
00:19:41,505 --> 00:19:43,894
Well, we didn't want to
steal your thunder.

435
00:19:43,909 --> 00:19:46,367
Steal my thunder? I'm sorry, have you
seen how I'm wearing this dress?

436
00:19:47,089 --> 00:19:50,795
Okay, well in that case,
uh, yes, I am.

437
00:19:50,815 --> 00:19:52,910
All right!

438
00:19:53,985 --> 00:19:55,820
- To Ben.
- Donna and Joe.

439
00:19:55,842 --> 00:19:58,769
To me. I own my own restaurant
and several other properties.

440
00:19:58,792 --> 00:20:01,088
- That's always worth celebrating.
- Hear hear.

441
00:20:02,715 --> 00:20:03,925
Who's Garry?

442
00:20:03,941 --> 00:20:06,475
Oh, I think that's
supposed to be me.

443
00:20:06,486 --> 00:20:08,718
Ha ha. That's your new name.
Garry.

444
00:20:08,733 --> 00:20:11,832
- Garry!
- Garry! Garry! Garry!

445
00:20:11,854 --> 00:20:14,399
- Garry! Garry!
- "Hi, I'm Garry!"

446
00:20:14,422 --> 00:20:16,382
Garry is my real name.

447
00:20:16,407 --> 00:20:18,821
Yes, after 30 years,
my coworkers are finally

448
00:20:18,846 --> 00:20:20,960
going to call me
by my real name.

449
00:20:21,750 --> 00:20:23,402
Oh, boy, I'm blessed.

450
00:20:24,817 --> 00:20:27,104
Everyone, can I have
your attention, please.

451
00:20:27,127 --> 00:20:30,147
Now it's time for a surprise
musical guest,

452
00:20:30,172 --> 00:20:32,506
One of my time
favorites...

453
00:20:32,531 --> 00:20:33,565
me.

454
00:20:40,805 --> 00:20:42,487
Donna! Joe!

455
00:20:43,283 --> 00:20:45,577
I hope you saved
a slice of that cake

456
00:20:45,602 --> 00:20:48,815
for your estranged
brother LeVondrious!

457
00:20:51,810 --> 00:20:53,472
What's up, girl?

458
00:20:53,487 --> 00:20:56,266
Didn't expect to see your baby
bro at your wedding, huh?

459
00:20:56,289 --> 00:20:57,429
Well, I'm here...

460
00:20:57,453 --> 00:20:59,501
despite what you did to me
all those years ago.

461
00:20:59,526 --> 00:21:00,679
What I did?

462
00:21:00,704 --> 00:21:02,210
This is because
of what you did.

463
00:21:02,226 --> 00:21:04,388
Oh, you must be referring
to the microwave incident.

464
00:21:04,411 --> 00:21:06,466
- Yeah.
- Don't worry.

465
00:21:06,491 --> 00:21:07,794
I brought it back.

466
00:21:10,680 --> 00:21:11,691
Well.

467
00:21:13,748 --> 00:21:16,177
Now no one gets
any popcorn.

468
00:21:18,662 --> 00:21:20,575
You said you wanted
a little drama.

469
00:21:20,600 --> 00:21:22,551
That's why I love
you, girl!

470
00:21:22,573 --> 00:21:29,566
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