1 00:00:01,642 --> 00:00:03,559 Hey. Hey, guys, listen. 2 00:00:03,571 --> 00:00:04,978 Leslie's gonna walk in and say something 3 00:00:04,991 --> 00:00:07,461 that sounds very boring but is actually a really big deal. 4 00:00:07,474 --> 00:00:10,268 So when I give the signal, just everybody cheer like crazy. Here we go. 5 00:00:10,281 --> 00:00:13,315 Well, someone just officially enrolled 6 00:00:13,335 --> 00:00:15,941 in the Senior Executive Service Development Candidate Program 7 00:00:15,961 --> 00:00:17,456 at the Department of the Interior. 8 00:00:19,243 --> 00:00:21,758 - Surprise! - Thanks. It's a big deal. 9 00:00:21,771 --> 00:00:24,108 So my promotion is official. 10 00:00:24,121 --> 00:00:26,683 We need to find a place in D.C. because we're gonna be splitting our time. 11 00:00:26,702 --> 00:00:30,335 I guess now is as good a time as any make my announcement. 12 00:00:30,360 --> 00:00:32,762 Joe and I just closed on a house in Seattle. 13 00:00:32,781 --> 00:00:34,277 - Whoa! - Oh, my God! 14 00:00:34,290 --> 00:00:34,965 Cheers. 15 00:00:34,978 --> 00:00:37,841 Well, actually I have an announcement too. 16 00:00:37,860 --> 00:00:39,850 After all these years in government, 17 00:00:39,856 --> 00:00:41,818 I've decided to finally retire. 18 00:00:41,831 --> 00:00:43,659 This is about people who are moving, Garry. 19 00:00:43,665 --> 00:00:45,521 - Not everything is about you. - Good point. 20 00:00:45,534 --> 00:00:47,009 Everyone's scattering. 21 00:00:47,029 --> 00:00:50,579 Well, look at it this way, bad news comes in threes, right? 22 00:00:50,585 --> 00:00:53,897 We're leaving, April and Andy are leaving, Donna's leaving, that's three. 23 00:00:53,909 --> 00:00:56,315 - Also I'm retiring. - That's three, Garry. 24 00:00:56,782 --> 00:00:58,585 But we're probably due for some good news. 25 00:00:58,610 --> 00:01:01,706 Good evening. I come to you tonight with some good news... 26 00:01:01,712 --> 00:01:02,600 Hey. 27 00:01:02,619 --> 00:01:05,529 Is not a sentence I will be saying to you right now, 28 00:01:05,542 --> 00:01:09,381 because beloved Pawnee Mayor Walter Gunderson has died. 29 00:01:12,443 --> 00:01:15,199 Well, you jinxed us, Garry. Thanks a lot. 30 00:01:27,361 --> 00:01:35,641 Sync & corrections by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com Resync for WEB-DL by Norther 31 00:01:35,666 --> 00:01:39,761 Walter Gunderson served Pawnee for 39 years. 32 00:01:39,773 --> 00:01:43,777 And as per his final wish, his body will lie in state 33 00:01:43,803 --> 00:01:46,754 in the city council chambers for a day, 34 00:01:46,767 --> 00:01:50,355 which is just a real cool thing for a public space. 35 00:01:50,368 --> 00:01:54,907 Also, he sent us a brief video message to be played for this event. 36 00:01:55,677 --> 00:01:57,034 Hello, Pawnee. 37 00:01:58,156 --> 00:02:01,562 My time in office has come to an end. 38 00:02:01,575 --> 00:02:03,398 A lot has been done. 39 00:02:04,014 --> 00:02:06,333 But I wasn't really doing very much. 40 00:02:06,346 --> 00:02:09,214 I wasn't paying attention most of the time. 41 00:02:09,227 --> 00:02:13,178 Fortunately, the citizens of Pawnee didn't pay attention either. 42 00:02:13,702 --> 00:02:16,834 So if there's credit to take, 43 00:02:16,847 --> 00:02:18,710 I will humbly take it. 44 00:02:18,733 --> 00:02:20,667 And if there is blame... 45 00:02:22,901 --> 00:02:24,449 it's your fault. 46 00:02:24,461 --> 00:02:25,646 Thank you. 47 00:02:26,316 --> 00:02:28,091 Good-bye forever. 48 00:02:28,111 --> 00:02:29,366 Uh, okay. 49 00:02:29,379 --> 00:02:31,438 Well, that was really something. 50 00:02:31,459 --> 00:02:34,495 People are dying, moving, retiring. 51 00:02:34,502 --> 00:02:36,993 Too many endings. Not enough beginnings. 52 00:02:37,006 --> 00:02:40,620 We need something to begin, and I have just the thing— 53 00:02:40,632 --> 00:02:42,889 an underground dance competition. 54 00:02:43,497 --> 00:02:45,636 I'm realizing I know nothing about the logistics 55 00:02:45,656 --> 00:02:49,696 of how to start an underground dance competition, but someone here will. 56 00:02:49,709 --> 00:02:52,352 Hey, April, will you help me out with something? 57 00:02:52,365 --> 00:02:54,272 - No. - Apparently as city manager, 58 00:02:54,285 --> 00:02:57,664 I'm in charge of appointing an interim mayor until the special election. 59 00:02:57,677 --> 00:03:00,447 So why don't you just appoint yourself? 60 00:03:00,459 --> 00:03:02,365 You're basically running the town anyway. 61 00:03:02,385 --> 00:03:06,136 Well, I was a mayor once before. We all remember how that went. 62 00:03:06,156 --> 00:03:10,208 Oh, yeah, you completely disgraced yourself and destroyed an entire town. 63 00:03:10,228 --> 00:03:12,099 Yeah, I said we all remember. 64 00:03:12,116 --> 00:03:14,040 Now, will you help me find someone? 65 00:03:14,054 --> 00:03:17,925 It can be anyone over the age of 30 who's a good symbolic face for the town. 66 00:03:17,938 --> 00:03:19,854 Fine, whatever. I'll help you, okay? 67 00:03:19,866 --> 00:03:21,862 Thank you. I told Garry he could help too. 68 00:03:21,881 --> 00:03:23,712 - What? - Oh, notarizing a new mayor, 69 00:03:23,724 --> 00:03:26,989 that is—well, it's like the ultimate notary adventure. 70 00:03:26,995 --> 00:03:28,054 Oh, it's big. 71 00:03:28,518 --> 00:03:30,133 Les-legally Blonde! 72 00:03:30,140 --> 00:03:32,949 - Got you a little gift in New York. - You did? 73 00:03:32,961 --> 00:03:34,661 What did you get me? Ooh-la-la. 74 00:03:34,674 --> 00:03:37,006 Men's Ferragamo loafers? 75 00:03:37,376 --> 00:03:38,497 What am I supposed to do with these? 76 00:03:38,503 --> 00:03:40,377 Yeah, you're right. I should probably keep them. 77 00:03:40,390 --> 00:03:42,520 They're a size 61/2. Too small for you anyway. 78 00:03:42,532 --> 00:03:44,338 - How was your trip? - Amazing. 79 00:03:44,363 --> 00:03:47,580 A lot of great meetings. Plus, Lucy and I had the best time. 80 00:03:47,592 --> 00:03:48,707 It's for real, Leslie. 81 00:03:48,726 --> 00:03:50,428 We even went to a jewelry store and looked at rings. 82 00:03:50,451 --> 00:03:51,349 No! 83 00:03:51,369 --> 00:03:53,829 Shia LaBeouf is one hell of a jewelry designer, by the way. 84 00:03:53,847 --> 00:03:56,363 - Man's really found his calling. - This is perfect. 85 00:03:56,376 --> 00:04:00,224 With everything ending, you guys are the happy beginning that we all need. 86 00:04:00,238 --> 00:04:02,366 You should propose to her, right now, here. 87 00:04:02,378 --> 00:04:04,174 What better place to ask a woman to marry you 88 00:04:04,179 --> 00:04:06,165 than an old man's public memorial? 89 00:04:06,185 --> 00:04:08,619 Yeah, I think I'm probably gonna wait. Plus, Lucy's not in town. 90 00:04:08,626 --> 00:04:10,699 She's in Philadelphia visiting friends. She gets back tomorrow. 91 00:04:10,712 --> 00:04:13,368 Yeah, you'd probably want her here for that, right? 92 00:04:13,388 --> 00:04:16,820 All right, I'm gonna find April. I got her a really nice Burberry necktie. 93 00:04:17,891 --> 00:04:20,333 Gunderson was mayor my entire life. 94 00:04:20,340 --> 00:04:24,061 Really makes you consider the "postulence" of time. 95 00:04:24,081 --> 00:04:25,029 Sure. 96 00:04:25,041 --> 00:04:27,149 Death is natural, Andrew. 97 00:04:27,168 --> 00:04:30,983 We're born, we survive as long as we're useful, and then we're killed, 98 00:04:30,996 --> 00:04:34,293 either by our body's natural decay or by those younger and stronger. 99 00:04:34,318 --> 00:04:35,427 Speak for yourself. 100 00:04:35,447 --> 00:04:38,032 Before I die, I'm freezing my head like Ted Williams. 101 00:04:38,050 --> 00:04:42,300 Wait a thousand years, thaw it out, slap it on a robot, keep on balling. 102 00:04:42,325 --> 00:04:43,413 Ron. 103 00:04:43,434 --> 00:04:44,621 Carl. 104 00:04:44,640 --> 00:04:46,096 Donna, Andy, this is Carl. 105 00:04:46,109 --> 00:04:49,491 He owns the deli right next to my barber Salvatore's shop. 106 00:04:49,907 --> 00:04:51,361 It's terrible, isn't it? 107 00:04:51,374 --> 00:04:54,410 First Salvatore and now Mayor Gunderson. 108 00:04:54,429 --> 00:04:57,575 What? What happened? Explain yourself! 109 00:04:57,600 --> 00:05:01,292 Oh, Ron, you didn't hear? Salvatore passed away yesterday. 110 00:05:01,892 --> 00:05:03,213 - No. - Jeez. 111 00:05:03,225 --> 00:05:05,337 No, it can't be. 112 00:05:06,392 --> 00:05:08,926 Was he killed by a younger, stronger barber? 113 00:05:09,321 --> 00:05:14,844 And now here to say a few words is Mayor Gunderson's longtime friend and coworker 114 00:05:14,856 --> 00:05:16,105 Ethel Beavers. 115 00:05:16,126 --> 00:05:19,112 This is gonna be so sad. They worked together for a long time. 116 00:05:19,125 --> 00:05:20,332 I'll be brief. 117 00:05:20,674 --> 00:05:24,560 Walter Gunderson and his wife had an open marriage. 118 00:05:25,036 --> 00:05:28,957 It kept him happy. It kept his wife happy. 119 00:05:28,977 --> 00:05:30,425 Hi, Evelyn. 120 00:05:30,431 --> 00:05:32,754 And it definitely kept me happy. 121 00:05:32,769 --> 00:05:35,187 What is happening? 122 00:05:35,193 --> 00:05:38,560 Because for 46 wonderful years, 123 00:05:38,573 --> 00:05:44,920 he spent night after night exploring every nook and cranny of my body. 124 00:05:46,655 --> 00:05:48,011 Grow up, you prudes. 125 00:05:48,024 --> 00:05:49,506 We're all adults. 126 00:05:49,525 --> 00:05:53,144 My only regret is that I never told him how I really felt. 127 00:05:53,560 --> 00:05:55,363 So I'll say it now. 128 00:05:55,885 --> 00:05:57,733 I loved that man. 129 00:05:57,753 --> 00:06:00,748 And not just because he was a dynamite lay. 130 00:06:05,745 --> 00:06:07,892 Good night, you animal. 131 00:06:07,917 --> 00:06:09,834 Tom, listen to Ethel. 132 00:06:09,854 --> 00:06:12,766 - Ugh, no, it's too gross. - No, listen to her message. 133 00:06:12,778 --> 00:06:14,578 You can't wait to tell someone how you feel, 134 00:06:14,597 --> 00:06:17,587 because if you wait, before you know it, boom, 135 00:06:17,603 --> 00:06:19,739 46 years later they're gone. 136 00:06:19,758 --> 00:06:21,949 You're right. We know we want to be together forever. 137 00:06:21,968 --> 00:06:23,230 - So why wait? - Exactly. 138 00:06:23,249 --> 00:06:25,358 And I will help you with the proposal. What do you want to do? 139 00:06:25,364 --> 00:06:28,925 Off the top of my head, I guess my ideal proposal might be 140 00:06:28,932 --> 00:06:32,839 a multiplatform media experience, an action movie with explosive graphics, 141 00:06:32,852 --> 00:06:36,589 fast cars, and a hero with one mission— to propose to his lady. 142 00:06:36,602 --> 00:06:37,696 A hero named... 143 00:06:37,715 --> 00:06:39,208 Tom Haverford. 144 00:06:39,228 --> 00:06:41,688 - Okay! - Yes! 145 00:06:41,702 --> 00:06:45,580 Oh, um, people grieve in different ways. 146 00:06:46,338 --> 00:06:49,092 Listen, if you can't train 200 white doves 147 00:06:49,112 --> 00:06:52,195 in the next four hours to spell out "Lucy, will you marry me?" 148 00:06:52,208 --> 00:06:55,008 then you have no business calling yourself a pet store. 149 00:06:55,033 --> 00:06:56,534 Why can't everyone share our commitment 150 00:06:56,547 --> 00:06:58,364 to the basic concept of outrageous pageantry? 151 00:06:58,383 --> 00:06:59,979 I don't know, Tom. I really don't. 152 00:06:59,999 --> 00:07:02,068 Oh, no, what do you want, Leslie? 153 00:07:02,074 --> 00:07:04,595 Hey, Ian. I need a gigantic banner that says, 154 00:07:04,607 --> 00:07:07,012 "Congratulations, Lucy and Tom," and I need it by tomorrow. 155 00:07:07,037 --> 00:07:08,471 No way. Impossible. 156 00:07:08,484 --> 00:07:13,095 Over the past 15 years, I have spent nearly $100,000 at your banner store. 157 00:07:13,114 --> 00:07:15,690 I have ordered banners for every personal and professional event 158 00:07:15,702 --> 00:07:17,005 that I've ever organized. 159 00:07:17,025 --> 00:07:19,014 My credit card company called me about it. 160 00:07:19,027 --> 00:07:20,682 Not to question the charges 161 00:07:20,695 --> 00:07:23,251 but to sincerely ask me if I was mentally stable. 162 00:07:23,270 --> 00:07:25,388 See that Rolex Submariner on your wrist, bro? 163 00:07:25,412 --> 00:07:26,647 That's 'cause of Leslie. 164 00:07:26,667 --> 00:07:28,049 You'll have the banner done. 165 00:07:30,093 --> 00:07:32,421 Hey, Bobby, thanks for coming in. 166 00:07:32,433 --> 00:07:34,584 Good to see you guys. It's been a while. 167 00:07:34,608 --> 00:07:38,034 How's Leslie? Is she still, um... uh... 168 00:07:38,702 --> 00:07:40,937 Oh. What was that thing we ran for again? 169 00:07:40,950 --> 00:07:42,338 City councilor. 170 00:07:42,358 --> 00:07:44,573 I don't know. All right, if you say so. 171 00:07:44,592 --> 00:07:47,115 I tell you, it's so hard to remember boring stuff like that. 172 00:07:47,125 --> 00:07:49,187 Choosing to ignore what you just said, 173 00:07:49,194 --> 00:07:51,887 we need an interim mayor just for two months. 174 00:07:51,907 --> 00:07:54,804 And given your family name and how well-liked you are, 175 00:07:54,817 --> 00:07:56,511 I thought you might be interested. 176 00:07:56,524 --> 00:07:57,786 - Mayor? - Yeah. 177 00:07:57,800 --> 00:07:59,468 Man, that'll be fun. 178 00:07:59,483 --> 00:08:01,258 God, I don't think I can do it, though. 179 00:08:01,265 --> 00:08:05,002 Yeah, 'cause I'm getting ready to go on a big trip, to space. 180 00:08:05,022 --> 00:08:06,217 That'll be really fun too. 181 00:08:06,237 --> 00:08:08,296 Everything in life is always just so fun, right? 182 00:08:08,316 --> 00:08:09,818 It really is. 183 00:08:09,839 --> 00:08:12,209 See, this guy knows what's what. 184 00:08:12,229 --> 00:08:13,251 - Yeah. - That was—yeah. 185 00:08:13,276 --> 00:08:15,097 Hey, Ben, have you ever been to space? 186 00:08:15,110 --> 00:08:17,338 You should check it out. Seriously. 187 00:08:17,360 --> 00:08:20,523 - I'm sure the Russian guys who built the rocket would be cool with it. - Really? 188 00:08:20,536 --> 00:08:22,678 Just one thing, do you have $600,000? 189 00:08:22,697 --> 00:08:24,585 It's just, that's what they need for a deposit. 190 00:08:24,608 --> 00:08:25,612 Oh. 191 00:08:26,224 --> 00:08:26,993 Well, no. 192 00:08:27,005 --> 00:08:28,360 I've already been to space. 193 00:08:28,379 --> 00:08:31,283 I was the second person to walk on the moon. 194 00:08:31,295 --> 00:08:32,934 Buzz Aldrin. Nice to meet you. 195 00:08:32,948 --> 00:08:33,857 Nice try. 196 00:08:35,175 --> 00:08:37,340 That's the guy from Toy Story. 197 00:08:39,138 --> 00:08:41,071 We're so sorry, Ron. 198 00:08:41,096 --> 00:08:42,390 You guys were close? 199 00:08:42,405 --> 00:08:47,283 I've seen Salvatore the first Tuesday of the month for the past four decades. 200 00:08:48,002 --> 00:08:50,379 Same exact thing every time. 201 00:08:50,393 --> 00:08:52,582 I paid him $8. 202 00:08:52,595 --> 00:08:56,423 I sat in the same chair. Salvatore put the same cape over me. 203 00:08:56,436 --> 00:08:59,204 Then he'd always ask me about the same thing... 204 00:09:00,137 --> 00:09:01,536 nothing. 205 00:09:03,022 --> 00:09:04,472 It was perfect. 206 00:09:05,001 --> 00:09:07,823 Can't delay this forever. Excuse me. 207 00:09:10,859 --> 00:09:13,969 The three most important people in a man's life 208 00:09:13,981 --> 00:09:18,251 are his barber, his butcher, and his lover. 209 00:09:20,487 --> 00:09:22,590 I have lost one of those. 210 00:09:23,822 --> 00:09:26,125 Here's a tenner, Sal. 211 00:09:29,199 --> 00:09:33,160 As you know, I don't believe in tipping, so I will collect my change from your wife. 212 00:09:36,600 --> 00:09:40,171 I had an appointment with Salvatore scheduled for Tuesday. 213 00:09:40,869 --> 00:09:42,430 Look how raggedy my hair is. 214 00:09:42,443 --> 00:09:45,191 What am I supposed to be, some kind or rock star? 215 00:09:47,202 --> 00:09:50,204 Okay, Tom, there's your mark. You'll enter from the front. 216 00:09:50,223 --> 00:09:51,478 Ted, are we rolling? 217 00:09:51,490 --> 00:09:55,423 I think so. I don't really know. Just please be careful with my store. 218 00:09:55,442 --> 00:09:57,674 Okay, quiet on the set! 219 00:09:57,682 --> 00:09:58,583 Action. 220 00:10:01,608 --> 00:10:02,696 Hello. 221 00:10:02,709 --> 00:10:05,471 Would you like to see some rings, Agent Haverford? 222 00:10:05,491 --> 00:10:06,532 Why are you doing an accent? 223 00:10:06,552 --> 00:10:08,434 I came up with a backstory for my character. 224 00:10:08,454 --> 00:10:10,176 She's married to a French billionaire, 225 00:10:10,196 --> 00:10:12,699 and she has a twin sister, identical, and they keep— 226 00:10:12,712 --> 00:10:15,643 - Leslie, you have one line. - Well, I committed to the role. 227 00:10:16,393 --> 00:10:17,661 Hello. 228 00:10:17,676 --> 00:10:21,387 Would you like to see some gorgeous jewelry? 229 00:10:21,400 --> 00:10:24,387 We have the most rare diamonds in the world. 230 00:10:24,406 --> 00:10:27,402 I'll take that one. The most expensive one. 231 00:10:27,408 --> 00:10:30,315 Not so fast, Haver-fraud. 232 00:10:31,783 --> 00:10:33,452 Ah, zut alors! 233 00:10:33,472 --> 00:10:35,574 Get 'em, boys! 234 00:10:35,950 --> 00:10:38,131 Freeze! Stunt double. 235 00:10:39,050 --> 00:10:40,101 Tom. 236 00:10:40,631 --> 00:10:41,602 Action! 237 00:10:41,627 --> 00:10:43,956 Go, my puppets! Go, my puppets! 238 00:10:43,969 --> 00:10:46,401 Fight, fight, my puppets! 239 00:10:47,137 --> 00:10:49,066 Rack focus. Pan left. 240 00:10:49,079 --> 00:10:50,448 I don't know what any of that means. 241 00:10:50,454 --> 00:10:52,517 Just get—get the right— go under the— 242 00:10:52,542 --> 00:10:53,865 Go, my puppets. 243 00:10:54,272 --> 00:10:55,814 Oh, that's it. 244 00:10:55,826 --> 00:10:57,675 Oh, you want the big dog. 245 00:10:57,697 --> 00:10:59,366 Is that what you want? You want the big dog? 246 00:10:59,379 --> 00:11:00,336 Ahh! 247 00:11:08,227 --> 00:11:11,817 Lucy, your mission, should you choose to accept it, 248 00:11:11,837 --> 00:11:13,392 is to marry me. 249 00:11:13,411 --> 00:11:16,925 And cut. Oh, my gosh, Tom, that was amazing! 250 00:11:16,938 --> 00:11:19,392 No, it wasn't. You just destroyed my case. 251 00:11:19,405 --> 00:11:21,390 Hey, it's the movie business, Ted. 252 00:11:21,403 --> 00:11:23,555 You knew the risks. Okay, everybody in the van. 253 00:11:23,574 --> 00:11:25,196 We're headed to the next location. 254 00:11:25,610 --> 00:11:26,905 You should totally do it. 255 00:11:26,918 --> 00:11:28,766 You'd be an amazing mayor. 256 00:11:28,779 --> 00:11:31,655 Actually, you should be President of the universe. 257 00:11:31,662 --> 00:11:32,676 Oh. 258 00:11:32,696 --> 00:11:35,998 You know, I really would make an incredible mayor. 259 00:11:36,010 --> 00:11:38,283 But, sadly, I cannot, 260 00:11:38,302 --> 00:11:40,345 because I'm only 27 years old. 261 00:11:40,367 --> 00:11:43,484 Really? So you were born in the 1990s? 262 00:11:44,097 --> 00:11:45,287 Ooh! Mmhmm. 263 00:11:45,312 --> 00:11:48,084 What a lovely offer, but I think not. 264 00:11:48,109 --> 00:11:50,971 You know, I've got my hands full with my practice, my other businesses, 265 00:11:50,977 --> 00:11:52,743 my two terrible children. 266 00:11:53,139 --> 00:11:55,341 I don't think I have time to be mayor. 267 00:11:55,347 --> 00:11:58,304 Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. 268 00:11:58,323 --> 00:12:00,172 Hold up. I will do John Mayer. 269 00:12:00,185 --> 00:12:00,853 Again. 270 00:12:02,452 --> 00:12:04,724 Daddy, someone set a fire in your car 271 00:12:07,908 --> 00:12:09,696 Money, please. 272 00:12:09,709 --> 00:12:12,012 Oh, no, no. There's no money. 273 00:12:12,032 --> 00:12:14,494 Oh. My bad. No problem. 274 00:12:14,507 --> 00:12:16,069 - Oh, okay. - That's fine. 275 00:12:16,076 --> 00:12:19,292 - I'll just destroy this office. - Whoa, hey! 276 00:12:21,638 --> 00:12:24,348 Money, please! 277 00:12:24,368 --> 00:12:25,435 Money, please. 278 00:12:25,453 --> 00:12:26,781 My money, please? 279 00:12:26,793 --> 00:12:29,900 Ben, give her some money. It's easier. 280 00:12:30,461 --> 00:12:32,721 I have to say, The Douche, 281 00:12:32,746 --> 00:12:35,269 I'm skeptical that your interest is sincere. 282 00:12:35,282 --> 00:12:39,219 I can understand that. A morning shock-jock DJ, the mayor? 283 00:12:39,225 --> 00:12:40,353 But keep an open mind. 284 00:12:40,372 --> 00:12:43,509 I went to Northwestern, I've worked on two political campaigns, 285 00:12:43,515 --> 00:12:46,273 and I spend all of my time communicating with the public. 286 00:12:46,293 --> 00:12:47,627 That's actually a good point. 287 00:12:47,641 --> 00:12:50,297 I could do some great things for this city. 288 00:12:50,303 --> 00:12:53,874 And some gross things with those juicy city hall interns. 289 00:12:53,894 --> 00:12:55,162 Ga-ga-goink! 290 00:12:56,238 --> 00:12:58,776 Okay, well, thanks for coming in. 291 00:12:58,789 --> 00:13:02,020 - All right, B. Let me know. - Yeah. Ah. 292 00:13:02,033 --> 00:13:04,542 - Oh. - Well, I think we have our answer. 293 00:13:04,555 --> 00:13:06,064 Come on, think. 294 00:13:06,076 --> 00:13:07,417 There's got to be someone. 295 00:13:07,436 --> 00:13:10,021 Okay, Ben, you know that I despise you 296 00:13:10,036 --> 00:13:13,039 and that I want you and all people on Earth to be miserable, right? 297 00:13:13,052 --> 00:13:15,226 - Sure. - You should be mayor. 298 00:13:15,243 --> 00:13:18,053 You're the best person for the job, and you deserve it. 299 00:13:18,066 --> 00:13:19,694 Plus, this would erase Ice Town. 300 00:13:19,715 --> 00:13:22,238 It's been torturing you since you were 18 years old. 301 00:13:22,251 --> 00:13:26,750 And if you became mayor of Pawnee, you could put it behind you once and for all. 302 00:13:27,419 --> 00:13:30,609 Ugh. Being nice made me feel terrible. 303 00:13:30,622 --> 00:13:33,157 - My oral office! - What? 304 00:13:33,177 --> 00:13:36,689 I'm gonna turn the mayoral office into my oral office. 305 00:13:36,714 --> 00:13:37,561 Boom! 306 00:13:37,581 --> 00:13:39,783 Thought of it a second ago, had to pop back in. 307 00:13:39,801 --> 00:13:41,365 - Had to? - Had to. 308 00:13:42,343 --> 00:13:43,764 Buck up, Swanson. 309 00:13:43,783 --> 00:13:45,606 It's like you said, death is natural. 310 00:13:45,612 --> 00:13:48,155 And Sal lived a good, long life. 311 00:13:48,174 --> 00:13:50,069 But so much is changing, 312 00:13:50,620 --> 00:13:53,023 and I've never been a fan of change. 313 00:13:53,043 --> 00:13:57,022 Salvatore was a constant in my life. 314 00:13:57,035 --> 00:14:01,021 In my experience, the only constant is change. 315 00:14:01,028 --> 00:14:02,424 Oh, shit. 316 00:14:02,812 --> 00:14:04,405 Nice to see you, Ron. 317 00:14:05,063 --> 00:14:07,165 I couldn't help but overhear. 318 00:14:07,178 --> 00:14:09,124 Sure am sorry about your loss. 319 00:14:09,137 --> 00:14:10,966 Every time we lose a compadre, 320 00:14:10,978 --> 00:14:14,257 our collective lantern gets a little bit dimmer. 321 00:14:14,270 --> 00:14:16,605 Hey, you look awful familiar. Have we met before? 322 00:14:16,618 --> 00:14:20,576 Oh, I'm sure our souls have collided in one lifetime or another. 323 00:14:20,589 --> 00:14:21,677 No, that's not it. 324 00:14:21,696 --> 00:14:23,279 Are you in my Frisbee golf league? 325 00:14:23,299 --> 00:14:26,024 Oh, yeah. I play for the Super Spinners. 326 00:14:26,043 --> 00:14:27,419 Oh, I'm on the Frisbee Champs. 327 00:14:27,438 --> 00:14:29,188 - Oh, cool. - I named us. 328 00:14:29,194 --> 00:14:31,454 Andrew, stop speaking to this man. 329 00:14:31,462 --> 00:14:33,765 He is the worst human being on Earth. 330 00:14:33,785 --> 00:14:35,285 Oh, come on. 331 00:14:35,299 --> 00:14:37,448 Death makes brothers of us all. 332 00:14:37,467 --> 00:14:41,875 I've always found that when my soul aches with loss, 333 00:14:41,894 --> 00:14:44,452 it's best to turn to Eastern wisdom. 334 00:14:44,465 --> 00:14:47,353 This is from the Isle of Islay in Scotland. 335 00:14:47,738 --> 00:14:50,234 This is as Eastern as my wisdom gets. 336 00:14:50,247 --> 00:14:52,941 Swanson, this handsome spiritual cowboy 337 00:14:52,954 --> 00:14:55,830 may actually be right about turning to the East. 338 00:14:55,843 --> 00:14:57,445 I have an idea. 339 00:14:57,466 --> 00:14:58,578 Trust me? 340 00:14:59,430 --> 00:15:01,616 - Who cuts your hair? - Nobody. 341 00:15:01,641 --> 00:15:07,026 Whenever my hair feels it has completed its journey, it simply sheds itself off. 342 00:15:07,038 --> 00:15:09,288 I hate you so much. 343 00:15:10,124 --> 00:15:12,053 And I love you, my brother. 344 00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:16,142 I'm really glad you were here to help me with all this today. 345 00:15:16,162 --> 00:15:17,624 You've always been there for me. 346 00:15:18,141 --> 00:15:20,925 And I guess what I'm trying to say is you're pretty cool. 347 00:15:20,931 --> 00:15:23,233 I'm cool? I'm cool. 348 00:15:23,258 --> 00:15:24,715 I'm a cool dudette. 349 00:15:24,728 --> 00:15:27,111 - Hey, it's pizza time. - And you've lost it. 350 00:15:27,131 --> 00:15:28,219 No! 351 00:15:28,238 --> 00:15:29,707 Hey, there's Lucy. 352 00:15:31,816 --> 00:15:33,070 Hey, babe. 353 00:15:33,778 --> 00:15:35,089 We're calling this off. It's all wrong. 354 00:15:35,102 --> 00:15:36,679 Oh, no. Really? 355 00:15:36,692 --> 00:15:38,181 Is it because I said "it's pizza time"? 356 00:15:38,201 --> 00:15:39,803 No, but that definitely didn't help. 357 00:15:39,816 --> 00:15:40,817 What's happening? 358 00:15:40,830 --> 00:15:44,406 Grab Jean-Ralphio and get these three things. 359 00:15:44,947 --> 00:15:47,045 And meet me at The Snakehole Lounge in 30 minutes. 360 00:15:47,065 --> 00:15:48,079 I have no idea what's happening, 361 00:15:48,095 --> 00:15:49,749 and I'm very scared that everything is falling apart, 362 00:15:49,762 --> 00:15:51,278 but you seem like James Bond right now. 363 00:15:51,283 --> 00:15:52,478 - Go! - Yes. 364 00:15:54,563 --> 00:15:56,824 Tommy T, we got you everything you asked for. 365 00:15:56,837 --> 00:15:57,511 Ragaduk! 366 00:15:57,524 --> 00:15:58,772 I didn't ask for flavored condoms. 367 00:15:58,778 --> 00:16:00,546 No, no, no, that's just me looking out for you. 368 00:16:00,559 --> 00:16:03,120 See, girls get mad horny when you propose. 369 00:16:03,133 --> 00:16:06,294 - That's why I do it all the time. - Okay, what are we doing? 370 00:16:06,307 --> 00:16:08,409 There are hundreds of people waiting for us. 371 00:16:08,421 --> 00:16:10,598 No time to explain, Les. But don't worry, I have a plan. 372 00:16:10,604 --> 00:16:12,441 Fine. I will leave. 373 00:16:12,922 --> 00:16:14,151 Good luck. 374 00:16:16,543 --> 00:16:18,212 You want to stay and hide and watch the proposal? 375 00:16:18,233 --> 00:16:20,943 Yes! Yes, of course! Okay, I already picked a place. 376 00:16:20,956 --> 00:16:23,685 - Don't follow me! - But I'm gonna, I'm gonna. 377 00:16:24,881 --> 00:16:27,032 I can't believe I'm about to be the mayor. 378 00:16:27,045 --> 00:16:29,111 I can't believe I'm about to notarize it. 379 00:16:29,123 --> 00:16:30,903 Okay, so, look, just sign right there, 380 00:16:30,908 --> 00:16:34,068 and then we can let the notary fireworks begin. 381 00:16:37,245 --> 00:16:40,176 You know what? No, I don't want to do this. 382 00:16:40,188 --> 00:16:41,137 Why? 383 00:16:41,148 --> 00:16:45,450 I spent so long trying to forget about Ice Town, but 384 00:16:45,475 --> 00:16:48,191 it's part of my life. I mean, it set me on this path. 385 00:16:48,203 --> 00:16:51,800 It led me to Pawnee, to my job, to Leslie. 386 00:16:51,806 --> 00:16:53,727 I mean, who knows where I'd be without it? 387 00:16:53,741 --> 00:16:58,412 I like that Ice Town happened, and I don't want to erase it. 388 00:16:58,431 --> 00:17:01,070 Okay, I wasn't listening to anything you just said. 389 00:17:01,084 --> 00:17:04,070 But who is gonna be the mayor for the next two months, then? 390 00:17:10,161 --> 00:17:11,916 Garry Gergich, 391 00:17:11,932 --> 00:17:14,735 how would you like to be the next mayor of Pawnee, Indiana? 392 00:17:16,260 --> 00:17:17,794 No! 393 00:17:21,172 --> 00:17:22,373 What is all this? 394 00:17:22,392 --> 00:17:24,680 Snakehole Lounge is where we first met. 395 00:17:24,693 --> 00:17:29,108 On our first date, I gave you a single daisy, like this. 396 00:17:29,122 --> 00:17:31,690 And after that, we ate late-night pancakes at JJ's. 397 00:17:31,703 --> 00:17:34,295 And while we were there, I pulled out a deck of cards, 398 00:17:34,308 --> 00:17:37,911 and I tried to show you a magic trick I learned off a David Blaine special. 399 00:17:37,931 --> 00:17:40,247 Unsurprisingly, I failed, 400 00:17:40,260 --> 00:17:42,950 and you made fun of me, ruthlessly. 401 00:17:42,969 --> 00:17:45,745 I haven't done this trick in a while, but I think I'm ready to try it again. 402 00:17:45,757 --> 00:17:47,023 Pick a card. 403 00:17:48,059 --> 00:17:50,498 No, no, no, no. Go a little bit over to the left. 404 00:17:50,945 --> 00:17:52,636 There you go. 405 00:17:59,349 --> 00:18:00,670 - Yes! - Really? 406 00:18:00,682 --> 00:18:02,225 - Yes! - Yay. 407 00:18:02,245 --> 00:18:04,741 Oh, my God, that was so sweet. 408 00:18:05,546 --> 00:18:07,183 It really was. 409 00:18:07,196 --> 00:18:08,405 So what's your story again? 410 00:18:08,424 --> 00:18:10,118 I mean, like, how married are you? 411 00:18:10,131 --> 00:18:12,179 You down to clown? You in that rude mood? 412 00:18:12,185 --> 00:18:15,461 - Why are you like this? - Pills, baby! 413 00:18:16,701 --> 00:18:18,023 Donna, this is crazy. 414 00:18:18,042 --> 00:18:20,042 Typhoon is an artist, and the human head— 415 00:18:20,055 --> 00:18:21,403 Is his canvas. 416 00:18:21,416 --> 00:18:23,479 Just listen, you're gonna cut the man's hair. 417 00:18:23,499 --> 00:18:25,414 You're gonna charge him $8. 418 00:18:25,433 --> 00:18:26,828 It'll take you four minutes. 419 00:18:26,841 --> 00:18:29,600 So just shut up and make the man look like this. 420 00:18:30,062 --> 00:18:31,473 Fine. 421 00:18:31,498 --> 00:18:32,534 Ugh. 422 00:18:34,157 --> 00:18:38,489 So, Typhoon, what do you like to do for fun? 423 00:18:38,495 --> 00:18:41,174 I'm writing an electronic opera about Brittany Murphy, 424 00:18:41,181 --> 00:18:44,091 and I do the chandelier design for my friend's drag puppet show. 425 00:18:44,537 --> 00:18:46,139 No further questions. 426 00:18:46,152 --> 00:18:47,808 All I really want to do is dance. 427 00:18:47,820 --> 00:18:51,412 Except lately all the good warehouse raves are filled with Eurotrash. 428 00:18:52,159 --> 00:18:54,899 "Eurotrash," I like that. 429 00:18:54,919 --> 00:18:56,760 It is, indeed, a garbage continent. 430 00:18:56,773 --> 00:19:00,870 Yes. Oh, my God. I had the worst time in Berlin last May. 431 00:19:00,883 --> 00:19:02,463 Everyone was on their stupid bikes. 432 00:19:02,475 --> 00:19:03,657 I was like, "Ew." 433 00:19:05,679 --> 00:19:08,870 Please, talk more about how you hate Europe and bicycles. 434 00:19:10,790 --> 00:19:12,205 Sorry about the audible. 435 00:19:12,218 --> 00:19:14,373 I just realized Lucy doesn't care about all that flashy stuff. 436 00:19:14,386 --> 00:19:16,002 That's not the way to her heart. 437 00:19:16,015 --> 00:19:17,983 Frankly, I'm stunned she's still even into me. 438 00:19:17,989 --> 00:19:20,024 No, you were right to change course. 439 00:19:20,036 --> 00:19:21,688 It was perfect and beautiful. 440 00:19:21,699 --> 00:19:25,433 There's still a very big celebration awaiting you and your fiancée. 441 00:19:26,178 --> 00:19:28,645 I think Lucy probably wants to hang just the two of us. 442 00:19:28,658 --> 00:19:30,120 I'll see you later, Jennifer Knopez. 443 00:19:30,132 --> 00:19:32,229 Catch you on the flip side, Tom-egranate Juice. 444 00:19:32,241 --> 00:19:33,628 Hey, not bad. 445 00:19:36,886 --> 00:19:38,227 Hey, babe. 446 00:19:38,239 --> 00:19:39,528 Tom got engaged. 447 00:19:39,547 --> 00:19:41,260 Oh, that's awesome. 448 00:19:41,668 --> 00:19:42,789 More good news. 449 00:19:42,809 --> 00:19:45,324 I finally found someone to be mayor— 450 00:19:45,343 --> 00:19:46,031 Garry. 451 00:19:46,043 --> 00:19:48,253 Oh, so glad we're leaving. 452 00:19:48,276 --> 00:19:50,052 Wait, you know what? 453 00:19:50,065 --> 00:19:51,832 I just had an amazing idea. 454 00:19:52,451 --> 00:19:54,300 Just under the wire. 455 00:19:54,313 --> 00:19:58,316 Oh, Ian, thank you so much. It's great. Now throw it out. 456 00:19:58,341 --> 00:20:00,243 I need a new one, and I need it in 20 minutes. 457 00:20:00,255 --> 00:20:00,997 Ugh. 458 00:20:01,016 --> 00:20:04,295 Look, if you didn't want to be on call 24-7 for emergencies, 459 00:20:04,308 --> 00:20:07,319 then you should not have gone into the high-stakes world of banner making! 460 00:20:08,667 --> 00:20:11,329 - What the hell is all this about? - You'll see. 461 00:20:12,227 --> 00:20:15,712 Well, I got to say, that was a heck of a lot of fun. 462 00:20:18,461 --> 00:20:19,669 What on Earth? 463 00:20:20,268 --> 00:20:22,317 Happy Inauguration Day, buddy. 464 00:20:22,339 --> 00:20:24,555 Oh, jeez, Leslie. 465 00:20:47,178 --> 00:20:50,499 The passing of our beloved Mayor Gunderson 466 00:20:50,524 --> 00:20:52,562 marks the end of an era. 467 00:20:52,587 --> 00:20:56,877 But we are about to begin a new chapter in Pawnee's history. 468 00:20:56,890 --> 00:21:01,734 Ladies and gentlemen, the new mayor of the great city of Pawnee, Indiana, 469 00:21:01,753 --> 00:21:03,313 Garry Gergich. 470 00:21:04,492 --> 00:21:05,876 I just want to say... 471 00:21:14,955 --> 00:21:16,486 I'm flying! 472 00:21:23,873 --> 00:21:30,880 Sync & corrections by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com Resync for WEB-DL by Norther