1 00:00:02,736 --> 00:00:05,122 Which brings us to 2005... 2 00:00:05,135 --> 00:00:07,585 The Circle Park renovation was complete, 3 00:00:07,610 --> 00:00:10,305 and a young man named Thomas Haverford 4 00:00:10,324 --> 00:00:12,607 was still two years away from getting hired. 5 00:00:12,626 --> 00:00:15,497 Perhaps we could skip ahead and just hit the highlights? 6 00:00:15,506 --> 00:00:17,876 I mean, I planned a comprehensive retrospective, 7 00:00:17,889 --> 00:00:20,205 but I guess I can just focus on the really important moments. 8 00:00:20,225 --> 00:00:23,461 Ah! The debate about getting a pod-based coffee machine. 9 00:00:23,473 --> 00:00:26,394 Garry and I wrote a little musical number about that, 10 00:00:26,406 --> 00:00:28,844 and it goes a little something like thi— 11 00:00:28,864 --> 00:00:31,360 Can't we just quickly shake hands, pretend we like each other, 12 00:00:31,373 --> 00:00:33,062 - and get out of here? - I'm all for that. 13 00:00:33,072 --> 00:00:35,168 No, April, Ron, we need to celebrate 14 00:00:35,193 --> 00:00:37,035 everything that we've done together as a group. 15 00:00:37,054 --> 00:00:38,708 This is our last day here! 16 00:00:38,728 --> 00:00:41,771 Who knows when we'll all be together like this again? 17 00:00:41,784 --> 00:00:43,405 Excuse me. Hi. 18 00:00:43,418 --> 00:00:47,151 There's a swing in a park near my house that's been broken for about three months. 19 00:00:47,172 --> 00:00:48,931 Is it possible to get that fixed? 20 00:00:48,956 --> 00:00:52,924 Anything is possible if you follow your dreams. 21 00:00:52,938 --> 00:00:54,039 Johnny Karate. 22 00:00:54,059 --> 00:00:56,074 Except getting a swing fixed. 23 00:00:56,087 --> 00:00:57,786 None of us actually work here anymore. 24 00:00:57,800 --> 00:00:59,669 Come back in two hours when the office is open. 25 00:00:59,683 --> 00:01:01,400 - Thank you. - Wait. 26 00:01:01,827 --> 00:01:04,356 Actually, sir, we can help. 27 00:01:04,362 --> 00:01:06,461 We can and we will 28 00:01:06,486 --> 00:01:09,508 because when we used to work here, helping people was our job. 29 00:01:09,522 --> 00:01:10,911 Forget about these old stories. 30 00:01:10,924 --> 00:01:13,758 Let's make a new one. Let's fix a swing. 31 00:01:13,777 --> 00:01:16,319 One last ride for the Parks and Rec gang. Who's in? 32 00:01:16,339 --> 00:01:17,360 Yeah. 33 00:01:25,175 --> 00:01:27,304 Come on, Garry, you're the mayor now. 34 00:01:27,324 --> 00:01:28,695 Have some dignity. 35 00:01:43,971 --> 00:01:50,263 Sync by Alice | Thank you honeybunny www.addic7ed.com 36 00:01:50,288 --> 00:01:54,508 Okay, so what is our first step on our quest to help this man? 37 00:01:54,528 --> 00:01:55,463 Does anyone remember? 38 00:01:55,482 --> 00:01:58,126 A parks and recreation equipment requisition form. 39 00:01:58,140 --> 00:02:00,108 Correct. Five points for Hufflepuff. 40 00:02:00,128 --> 00:02:01,581 Well, everything's paperless now, 41 00:02:01,600 --> 00:02:04,897 and none of us has a log-in, so can't access the computers. 42 00:02:04,909 --> 00:02:05,744 Hang on. 43 00:02:05,757 --> 00:02:09,125 I have one right here, thanks to Leslie's scrapbook, 44 00:02:09,132 --> 00:02:10,864 "Thanks Form the Memories!" 45 00:02:10,877 --> 00:02:13,655 Oh, I knew those scrapbooks were gonna come in handy. 46 00:02:13,675 --> 00:02:16,131 You came through like you always do. 47 00:02:16,788 --> 00:02:18,482 God, I'm gonna miss you. 48 00:02:18,502 --> 00:02:20,774 Your confidence, your joie de vivre, 49 00:02:20,793 --> 00:02:23,166 that crazy story about you getting kicked out of En Vogue. 50 00:02:23,189 --> 00:02:25,352 Technically I kicked them out. 51 00:02:25,365 --> 00:02:26,466 When do you leave for Seattle? 52 00:02:26,486 --> 00:02:28,405 As soon as I get my local real estate license. 53 00:02:28,417 --> 00:02:30,539 I'm married to a teacher, and I love the man, 54 00:02:30,550 --> 00:02:33,084 but I also love diamond watches. 55 00:02:33,108 --> 00:02:38,769 Well, whatever happens, I know you are gonna live an exciting and full life. 56 00:02:42,692 --> 00:02:47,432 3,400 square feet, a beautiful view of Puget Sound, 57 00:02:47,448 --> 00:02:48,706 and if you look out this window, 58 00:02:48,720 --> 00:02:52,430 you can watch them build the new Space Haystack around the Space Needle. 59 00:02:52,449 --> 00:02:53,524 Wow. 60 00:02:53,536 --> 00:02:55,366 I-I can hardly see the needle anymore. 61 00:02:55,379 --> 00:02:58,828 I know. It's kind of the point. So what are we thinking? 62 00:03:00,307 --> 00:03:01,535 Wow. 63 00:03:01,547 --> 00:03:03,606 It sold in two hours? 64 00:03:03,626 --> 00:03:06,087 You cannot beat the Seattle real estate market. 65 00:03:06,099 --> 00:03:08,010 I think it's all that coffee and legal marijuana 66 00:03:08,023 --> 00:03:11,190 - has people wanting to buy houses quickly and irrationally. - Mm. 67 00:03:11,203 --> 00:03:15,458 But the giant commission check has me thinking about 68 00:03:15,476 --> 00:03:17,111 Donna-Joe Adventure Quest. 69 00:03:17,129 --> 00:03:20,665 Ooh, where are we going? Well, it can't beat last year. 70 00:03:20,685 --> 00:03:23,169 I mean, Middle Korea, so beautiful. 71 00:03:23,183 --> 00:03:24,446 Here's my idea. 72 00:03:24,471 --> 00:03:25,625 - The Amazon. - Oh. 73 00:03:25,638 --> 00:03:30,164 Three weeks of the best and most expensive places South America has to offer. 74 00:03:30,189 --> 00:03:31,383 I love it. 75 00:03:31,405 --> 00:03:34,797 Honestly, with the way work is going, I just need this right now. 76 00:03:34,812 --> 00:03:38,893 The school cut the math club and math. 77 00:03:38,913 --> 00:03:41,095 They just don't teach math anymore. 78 00:03:41,115 --> 00:03:43,957 Aw, my poor little do-gooder teacher baby. 79 00:03:43,969 --> 00:03:46,490 Why don't we cuddle up on the couch, watch a movie, 80 00:03:46,509 --> 00:03:49,430 and then maybe later I'll wear that little red thing? 81 00:03:49,440 --> 00:03:52,332 Yes. The red thing. Here, let me get this. 82 00:03:57,255 --> 00:03:59,011 Call Satan's niece. 83 00:03:59,875 --> 00:04:01,408 Hey, what do you want? 84 00:04:02,112 --> 00:04:05,451 And this is me DJ-ing a boat party in Venezuela, 85 00:04:05,465 --> 00:04:07,607 kind of reminded me of the two weeks you and I spent there. 86 00:04:07,620 --> 00:04:09,435 - Oh, yeah, that happened. - Yeah, it did. 87 00:04:09,448 --> 00:04:10,804 April. 88 00:04:10,824 --> 00:04:12,145 What are you doing here? 89 00:04:12,158 --> 00:04:14,661 - Babe, have a seat. - What's going on? 90 00:04:14,667 --> 00:04:16,829 Recently I was thinking for the millionth time 91 00:04:16,842 --> 00:04:20,935 how lucky I am to have found you, so I've decided 92 00:04:20,951 --> 00:04:22,564 to treat yo' self. 93 00:04:23,107 --> 00:04:26,283 You're gonna buy me a bunch of leather handbags? 94 00:04:26,302 --> 00:04:29,970 Donna is going to take some of the money you usually use on your trips 95 00:04:29,983 --> 00:04:33,307 and establish an education program through the foundation I work for. 96 00:04:33,327 --> 00:04:35,587 It's called "Teach Yo' Self," and you and the other teachers 97 00:04:35,600 --> 00:04:37,836 will get money for after-school programs, 98 00:04:37,849 --> 00:04:40,913 for music, art, math, whatever you want. 99 00:04:40,925 --> 00:04:43,694 Baby, this is really generous, but 100 00:04:43,720 --> 00:04:47,987 I love our trips, and honestly it's your money. 101 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:50,706 - You should spend it how you want. - This is what I want. 102 00:04:50,720 --> 00:04:52,565 I've had a lot of adventures. 103 00:04:52,583 --> 00:04:55,664 I single-handedly started that doorknockers earring trend. 104 00:04:55,670 --> 00:04:57,551 I came in ninth in Italy's Got Talent. 105 00:04:57,564 --> 00:05:00,015 - Yeah. - I served on a NASCAR pit crew. 106 00:05:00,034 --> 00:05:03,066 I want a new kind of adventure, and 107 00:05:03,077 --> 00:05:04,785 I want to take it with you. 108 00:05:05,354 --> 00:05:09,504 Okay, I feel like it's time for me to get out of here. 109 00:05:11,345 --> 00:05:13,901 What is this mess? Why are you all in my office? 110 00:05:13,921 --> 00:05:16,949 We are on one last mission to help the people of Pawnee. 111 00:05:16,968 --> 00:05:20,395 Craig, can you sign the requisition form? It'd speed things up. 112 00:05:20,414 --> 00:05:22,450 You know, Craig, when I first met you, I thought, 113 00:05:22,462 --> 00:05:24,363 "There's a man who loves his job." 114 00:05:24,376 --> 00:05:27,290 And then I thought, "Oh, wow, he's intense." 115 00:05:27,310 --> 00:05:30,027 And then I thought, "Oh, no, he's insane. 116 00:05:30,045 --> 00:05:32,371 That person is psychotic, and I need to call the police." 117 00:05:32,383 --> 00:05:34,773 Yeah, that's usually the way it goes. 118 00:05:34,785 --> 00:05:37,730 But I just think you've come so far, 119 00:05:37,743 --> 00:05:42,187 and I'm so glad that we are leaving the Parks Department in your hands. 120 00:06:03,797 --> 00:06:05,065 Nice crooning, buddy. 121 00:06:05,086 --> 00:06:07,924 The gentleman over by the bar there 122 00:06:07,932 --> 00:06:11,927 sent you over this glass of wine and his business card. 123 00:06:13,623 --> 00:06:16,703 Okay, so as you all know, Tom's Bistro... 124 00:06:17,096 --> 00:06:18,790 Okay, fine. 125 00:06:19,798 --> 00:06:21,227 We are gathered here today 126 00:06:21,239 --> 00:06:25,294 to join Craig Middlebrooks and Typhoon Montalban 127 00:06:25,307 --> 00:06:26,355 in holy matrimony. 128 00:06:26,375 --> 00:06:28,083 I don't know about this. I'm very scared. 129 00:06:28,090 --> 00:06:30,384 Oh, just relax, you nervous Nelly. 130 00:06:30,389 --> 00:06:34,963 You're right. We love each other, and the tax break is substantial. 131 00:06:34,983 --> 00:06:37,326 Will the best man please present the rings? 132 00:06:37,926 --> 00:06:39,739 Good luck, you two. 133 00:06:43,516 --> 00:06:47,202 Typhoon, my love, happy anniversary. 134 00:06:47,918 --> 00:06:49,420 Do you have any regrets? 135 00:06:49,434 --> 00:06:51,689 Not one. Not a single one. 136 00:06:51,695 --> 00:06:54,835 - Do you have any regrets? - Are you kidding? Thousands. 137 00:06:54,849 --> 00:06:56,784 Most recently this trout! 138 00:06:58,940 --> 00:07:01,779 Okay, April and Andy, I need to file this. 139 00:07:01,793 --> 00:07:04,308 Would anyone like to accompany me to the fourth floor? 140 00:07:04,327 --> 00:07:07,037 - One last journey to the weirdest place on Earth? Yes. - Shotgun! 141 00:07:07,057 --> 00:07:09,952 - We—we're just taking the elevator. - I get to push buttons. I called it. 142 00:07:09,965 --> 00:07:10,739 Oh— 143 00:07:10,753 --> 00:07:12,696 - He called it. - Yeah, I know, I heard. 144 00:07:14,043 --> 00:07:17,170 Ethel Beavers, we need this filed, please. 145 00:07:17,189 --> 00:07:21,060 We've gone digital. Get with the times, you Luddite. 146 00:07:21,073 --> 00:07:24,769 Man, of all the places in Pawnee, I'm gonna miss the fourth floor the most. 147 00:07:24,775 --> 00:07:28,741 The disturbing murals, the ominous lighting... 148 00:07:28,763 --> 00:07:30,017 the creepy people. 149 00:07:30,453 --> 00:07:31,215 Hi, April. 150 00:07:31,234 --> 00:07:33,009 I'm gonna miss the food in Pawnee. 151 00:07:33,022 --> 00:07:35,895 Taco Bell, KFC, Pizza Hut, 152 00:07:35,915 --> 00:07:38,284 and most of all, I'm gonna miss you, Leslie. 153 00:07:38,297 --> 00:07:40,205 Aw, Andy, all of those things, 154 00:07:40,219 --> 00:07:43,424 including me, will still be with you in Washington. 155 00:07:44,134 --> 00:07:45,836 That is a beautiful sentiment. 156 00:07:45,858 --> 00:07:46,926 It— 157 00:07:46,950 --> 00:07:50,716 I just want to say that we are about to embark on an amazing adventure, 158 00:07:50,730 --> 00:07:52,832 and whatever happens, 159 00:07:52,847 --> 00:07:56,131 just know that Ben and I are always there for you. 160 00:08:00,220 --> 00:08:02,325 Agent Macklin, I need you. 161 00:08:02,338 --> 00:08:05,507 Some thieves are trying to steal the legendary Snakehole Sapphire. 162 00:08:05,524 --> 00:08:07,239 What the— No! 163 00:08:07,259 --> 00:08:10,715 That sapphire has the power to activate the Cuban Missile Crisis. 164 00:08:10,729 --> 00:08:13,778 Damn it, Macklin! I love it when you take charge. 165 00:08:13,791 --> 00:08:16,394 Make love to me, you fool, you animal! 166 00:08:18,480 --> 00:08:20,630 Okay, rain-check that, all right? 167 00:08:21,265 --> 00:08:22,569 They're here. 168 00:08:23,316 --> 00:08:25,025 Trick or treat! 169 00:08:25,045 --> 00:08:26,947 Oh! Look at them! 170 00:08:26,966 --> 00:08:30,857 Here you go, you little monsters. I love this. You guys are the best. 171 00:08:31,367 --> 00:08:33,226 My love, we have to go. 172 00:08:33,251 --> 00:08:35,640 Just put all the candy in a bowl or something. 173 00:08:36,266 --> 00:08:37,129 What's wrong? 174 00:08:37,154 --> 00:08:38,916 - Did you eat all the candy? - No. 175 00:08:38,929 --> 00:08:40,286 - Did you? - Yes. 176 00:08:40,301 --> 00:08:44,599 But that's not what's wrong. It's just, seeing all those kids out there... 177 00:08:45,191 --> 00:08:46,579 Babe... 178 00:08:48,364 --> 00:08:50,433 I want to put a babe in you, babe. 179 00:08:50,442 --> 00:08:52,912 Andy, you know where I stand on this. 180 00:08:52,924 --> 00:08:56,492 Yes, I would love all the awesome stuff my body would go through. 181 00:08:56,505 --> 00:09:00,254 I mean, if all it meant was puking and getting weird stretch marks 182 00:09:00,279 --> 00:09:02,842 and veins everywhere, then sign me up. 183 00:09:02,855 --> 00:09:05,772 But at the end, we've brought a child into the world. 184 00:09:05,791 --> 00:09:07,079 - That's disgusting. - No. 185 00:09:07,092 --> 00:09:10,123 They wipe all of the disgusting stuff off of it immediately. 186 00:09:11,244 --> 00:09:12,272 We're gonna be late for dinner. 187 00:09:12,280 --> 00:09:13,839 - Okay. - Let's go. 188 00:09:15,297 --> 00:09:19,122 - Hey. - Come on in. - Hey, always nice to see Janet Snakehole 189 00:09:19,129 --> 00:09:21,061 and Burt Macklin in the mix. 190 00:09:21,074 --> 00:09:22,277 What are you guys dressed as? 191 00:09:22,302 --> 00:09:25,616 Oh, I'm Sandra Dee O'Connor. Get it? 192 00:09:25,629 --> 00:09:28,581 Sandra Dee plus Sandra Day O'Connor? 193 00:09:28,593 --> 00:09:30,905 - Who's Sandra Dee? - Who's Sandra Day O'Connor? 194 00:09:30,918 --> 00:09:31,665 Forget it. 195 00:09:31,684 --> 00:09:34,896 And I am the Lamplighter, 196 00:09:34,915 --> 00:09:37,258 a character from my new board game sequel, 197 00:09:37,270 --> 00:09:40,235 "Cones of Dunshire: Winds of Tremorrah." 198 00:09:40,248 --> 00:09:44,936 Gameplay Magazine called it "punishingly intricate." 199 00:09:44,949 --> 00:09:46,111 Hey, where are the kids at? 200 00:09:46,123 --> 00:09:48,081 I want to say hi and wrestle all three of them at once. 201 00:09:48,101 --> 00:09:50,690 Oh, they're trick-or-treating in Georgetown with some friends. 202 00:09:50,703 --> 00:09:54,202 It's just us grown-ups tonight, no kids at all. 203 00:09:59,881 --> 00:10:03,171 Hey, Andy, why don't you give me a hand in the kitchen? 204 00:10:04,304 --> 00:10:06,672 So what do you need a hand with? 205 00:10:06,695 --> 00:10:09,616 Oh, no, I just thought you might want to talk. 206 00:10:10,102 --> 00:10:13,825 Whoa. Dude, that's really slick. 207 00:10:13,838 --> 00:10:16,970 Oh, man, that's some secret agent stuff right there. 208 00:10:17,337 --> 00:10:19,532 So April's still on the fence about kids, huh? 209 00:10:19,538 --> 00:10:21,786 Yeah, and I'm freaking out, man. 210 00:10:21,799 --> 00:10:23,742 I want kids so bad. 211 00:10:23,754 --> 00:10:25,661 You know, yesterday I was at the park, 212 00:10:25,678 --> 00:10:29,495 and I saw this group of eight-year-olds laughing, playing, having a good time. 213 00:10:29,508 --> 00:10:31,264 I almost started crying. 214 00:10:31,276 --> 00:10:33,058 Granted, I'd just face-planted on my rollerblades. 215 00:10:33,078 --> 00:10:34,626 That's what they were laughing at. 216 00:10:34,638 --> 00:10:35,902 Sure. 217 00:10:36,614 --> 00:10:38,951 - All right, go ahead. - What? 218 00:10:38,972 --> 00:10:41,412 You're gonna lecture me about how Andy and I should have kids. 219 00:10:41,425 --> 00:10:42,872 You're gonna be like, "They're so great. 220 00:10:42,891 --> 00:10:45,098 "They change your life, and yes, they drive you nuts, 221 00:10:45,118 --> 00:10:47,467 "but it's all worth it for the beauty and the majesty 222 00:10:47,472 --> 00:10:49,387 "and the glory of their little faces in the morning. 223 00:10:49,412 --> 00:10:52,114 Blah, blah, blah, and barf." You know why it's so unfair? 224 00:10:52,127 --> 00:10:53,688 Because you guys got so lucky. 225 00:10:53,700 --> 00:10:55,767 You had sex one time, and you had three kids, 226 00:10:55,787 --> 00:10:58,904 and they're all, like, smart and great and healthy, 227 00:10:58,917 --> 00:11:00,198 and now your lives are perfect. 228 00:11:00,205 --> 00:11:02,160 But our life is pretty perfect already. 229 00:11:02,173 --> 00:11:04,562 And you know what, kids act the opposite of their parents. 230 00:11:04,575 --> 00:11:05,978 That's why your kids are so cool. 231 00:11:06,003 --> 00:11:09,500 But Andy and I are cool already, so our kids will be, like, really lame and weird. 232 00:11:09,525 --> 00:11:11,595 I'm sorry. I just don't know what to do. 233 00:11:11,609 --> 00:11:13,818 Please tell me what to do. What do I do? 234 00:11:14,349 --> 00:11:16,725 It's not about trying to make your life perfect. 235 00:11:16,738 --> 00:11:18,710 Nobody's lives are perfect. 236 00:11:19,425 --> 00:11:23,709 You have kids because you and Andy are a team 237 00:11:23,722 --> 00:11:25,987 and you want to bring in some new team members. 238 00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:28,038 So you think we should? 239 00:11:28,044 --> 00:11:30,398 I don't know if you should have kids. I really don't. 240 00:11:30,816 --> 00:11:33,147 But I do like your team. 241 00:11:34,449 --> 00:11:37,443 All right, Ms. Ludgate, we're getting close. 242 00:11:38,158 --> 00:11:41,237 Babe, you look more beautiful right now than I have ever seen you. 243 00:11:41,746 --> 00:11:42,783 Wow. 244 00:11:42,808 --> 00:11:45,545 Just your luck that you're going into labor on Halloween. 245 00:11:45,559 --> 00:11:47,949 Can I get a warm towel to get that makeup off? 246 00:11:47,959 --> 00:11:50,672 No! I want it on! That's the whole point. 247 00:11:50,689 --> 00:11:52,948 I put the makeup on after I went into labor. 248 00:11:52,960 --> 00:11:56,925 Whatever blows your skirt up. Okay, you ready to push? 249 00:11:56,950 --> 00:11:58,898 Wait, no. Babe, my birth mix. 250 00:12:01,665 --> 00:12:03,729 Here comes a contraction. Are you ready? 251 00:12:16,809 --> 00:12:18,276 Burt Macklin Junior? 252 00:12:18,625 --> 00:12:20,687 Mm, we need a Halloween angle. 253 00:12:20,700 --> 00:12:22,379 How about... 254 00:12:22,404 --> 00:12:25,280 Demon Spawn Baby Satan Dwyer? 255 00:12:25,293 --> 00:12:26,951 Oh, I like that. Yeah. 256 00:12:26,976 --> 00:12:28,664 Or maybe 257 00:12:28,683 --> 00:12:35,758 Burt Snakehole Ludgate Karate Dracula Macklin Demon Jack-o-Lantern Dwyer? 258 00:12:35,771 --> 00:12:37,349 We call him "Jack" for short. 259 00:12:37,805 --> 00:12:42,053 Hey. Hi. Oh, I want to scream, but I don't want to wake up my godchild. 260 00:12:42,066 --> 00:12:44,131 I'm assuming it's my godchild, right? We can talk about it later. 261 00:12:44,144 --> 00:12:46,880 Congrats, guys. I know it came unexpectedly early, 262 00:12:46,893 --> 00:12:48,775 but pretty cool he was born in Pawnee. 263 00:12:48,788 --> 00:12:51,417 Where do I put these? I have so many presents, it's weird. 264 00:12:51,436 --> 00:12:52,939 Yes! 265 00:12:52,964 --> 00:12:54,425 Oh, for the baby? 266 00:12:55,234 --> 00:12:56,777 Just put them over there. 267 00:12:57,846 --> 00:12:59,640 - What's his name? - Jack. 268 00:12:59,660 --> 00:13:02,175 Oh, that's good. 269 00:13:02,823 --> 00:13:05,250 Welcome to the team, little guy. 270 00:13:10,884 --> 00:13:12,760 Take this down to maintenance. 271 00:13:12,770 --> 00:13:14,253 I know just where to take it, Ethel, 272 00:13:14,267 --> 00:13:16,444 and I know just the person who should accompany me. 273 00:13:16,457 --> 00:13:19,177 - I'm a little busy right now. - Not you, Kyle. 274 00:13:19,202 --> 00:13:21,110 How many times did you and I 275 00:13:21,122 --> 00:13:24,011 deliver a form to maintenance just like this? 276 00:13:24,017 --> 00:13:26,371 Oh, so many great conversations, 277 00:13:26,383 --> 00:13:28,645 bonding and mentoring moments. 278 00:13:28,665 --> 00:13:33,096 It seems only right that we make this journey one final time. 279 00:13:33,938 --> 00:13:35,374 - What was that, boo-boo? - Nothing. 280 00:13:35,394 --> 00:13:37,116 Oh! 281 00:13:37,122 --> 00:13:40,535 Tommy-T and Sexy Lexy Knope. 282 00:13:40,555 --> 00:13:42,897 Ooh, what are you two bad larrys up to? 283 00:13:42,903 --> 00:13:46,770 Well, this is our last day in Pawnee, and we have one last problem to fix. 284 00:13:46,789 --> 00:13:48,524 Hold up. You're leaving? 285 00:13:48,530 --> 00:13:49,532 For truth? 286 00:13:49,551 --> 00:13:52,255 I am gonna miss you so much. 287 00:13:52,268 --> 00:13:53,890 What's going on? You're not injured? 288 00:13:53,903 --> 00:13:55,564 Uh, yeah, I'm injured. 289 00:13:55,583 --> 00:13:59,425 I got a terminal case of "Get me to the front of the line at Six Flags"! 290 00:13:59,437 --> 00:14:01,401 Shaaa-boosh! 291 00:14:01,412 --> 00:14:03,775 It's a winter wonderland. 292 00:14:04,235 --> 00:14:07,156 I'm gonna be so sad to see you go. 293 00:14:07,181 --> 00:14:10,434 Will you do me one final kindness? 294 00:14:10,447 --> 00:14:14,132 Will you pretend to be my wife for an insurance scam, 295 00:14:14,138 --> 00:14:17,121 but then we fall in love for real? 296 00:14:17,141 --> 00:14:20,302 Also, can I have a pair of your gym socks? No, wait, it's not for anything weird. 297 00:14:20,327 --> 00:14:21,962 It's just a fetish I have. 298 00:14:21,969 --> 00:14:23,557 - Jean-Ralphio... - Yeah. 299 00:14:23,570 --> 00:14:26,627 Although I truly hope that I never see you again, 300 00:14:27,087 --> 00:14:30,759 I do wish you a long and happy life. 301 00:14:32,177 --> 00:14:36,178 Today, we say good-bye to Jean-Ralphio Saperstein. 302 00:14:36,678 --> 00:14:38,704 As per his last will and testament, 303 00:14:38,730 --> 00:14:41,526 we will now listen to his favorite song, 304 00:14:41,538 --> 00:14:45,232 Bend Over by Lil Jon, featuring Tyga. 305 00:14:55,384 --> 00:14:57,895 Ooh, okay. Okay, they bought it. They bought it. 306 00:14:57,915 --> 00:15:00,810 - Do you have the insurance money? - No doubt. No doubt. Let's hit it, bro. 307 00:15:00,823 --> 00:15:02,879 Time to start a casino in... 308 00:15:09,927 --> 00:15:11,248 Stan! 309 00:15:11,267 --> 00:15:12,416 Jean-Ralphio? 310 00:15:12,429 --> 00:15:15,056 - Go! Tajikistan is off! - Go, go, go, go! 311 00:15:15,073 --> 00:15:18,034 Tajikistan is off! Tajikistan is off! 312 00:15:18,047 --> 00:15:19,222 So... 313 00:15:19,247 --> 00:15:21,730 Tom and I have a swing to fix. 314 00:15:21,749 --> 00:15:22,909 Let's go. 315 00:15:24,051 --> 00:15:25,228 Leslie, 316 00:15:25,900 --> 00:15:27,501 I've always loved you. 317 00:15:28,406 --> 00:15:29,878 I know. 318 00:15:35,265 --> 00:15:38,811 Oh, man! I forgot that maintenance was closed on Fridays. 319 00:15:38,831 --> 00:15:42,167 What would our last ride be without one more bureaucratic snafu? 320 00:15:42,186 --> 00:15:45,099 Don't worry, boo-boo, Tommy will solve this problem no sweat. 321 00:15:45,112 --> 00:15:48,235 Can I just say, Tom, you have accomplished so much. 322 00:15:48,248 --> 00:15:50,959 You have come so far. Now you're so successful. 323 00:15:50,978 --> 00:15:52,621 - Don't forget well-dressed. - Yes. 324 00:15:52,646 --> 00:15:53,848 And well-dressed. 325 00:15:53,861 --> 00:15:56,058 I am so very proud of you. 326 00:15:56,526 --> 00:15:58,035 Thanks, Leslie. 327 00:15:58,060 --> 00:15:59,770 I'm proud of me too. 328 00:15:59,783 --> 00:16:03,658 Nice crooning, buddy. Uh, the gentleman by the bar there 329 00:16:03,678 --> 00:16:05,560 sent you over this glass of wine... 330 00:16:05,570 --> 00:16:08,370 and his business card. 331 00:16:09,959 --> 00:16:12,366 Okay, so as you all know, 332 00:16:12,384 --> 00:16:15,960 Tom's Bistro has been presented with a huge expansion opportunity. 333 00:16:15,985 --> 00:16:18,888 I don't want to make a decision until I hear from my senior advisory board. 334 00:16:18,902 --> 00:16:20,937 So is this a good idea? 335 00:16:20,956 --> 00:16:23,421 - Accounting Nerd? - I'm a congressman, Tom. 336 00:16:23,427 --> 00:16:24,996 Can you at least call me "Ben"? 337 00:16:25,003 --> 00:16:26,644 No can do, Accounting Nerd. 338 00:16:26,657 --> 00:16:28,193 We all knew you before you were a big shot. 339 00:16:28,214 --> 00:16:29,759 Let's keep the whining to a minimum. 340 00:16:29,784 --> 00:16:31,967 Well, there are always gonna be risks 341 00:16:31,986 --> 00:16:34,711 when you open new restaurants, but you've done your homework. 342 00:16:34,727 --> 00:16:36,922 All the numbers line up. 343 00:16:36,935 --> 00:16:37,997 Side note: 344 00:16:38,010 --> 00:16:42,709 I would again strongly recommend adding calzones to the menu. 345 00:16:42,730 --> 00:16:44,806 Ugh. The worst. Ron? 346 00:16:44,819 --> 00:16:49,832 It's a bold, capitalistic gambit, son, but nothing ventured, nothing gained. 347 00:16:49,857 --> 00:16:51,068 Regal Meagle? 348 00:16:51,093 --> 00:16:52,908 Real estate is pretty cheap right now. 349 00:16:52,928 --> 00:16:55,171 If you're gonna do it, this is a good time. 350 00:16:55,183 --> 00:16:57,119 Okay, I'm doing it. 351 00:16:57,132 --> 00:17:01,605 Over the next five years, there's gonna be 20 Tom's Bistros across America. 352 00:17:01,618 --> 00:17:04,264 Look out, world, Tommy's about to blow up. 353 00:17:05,066 --> 00:17:06,910 And blow up he did, 354 00:17:06,935 --> 00:17:08,730 but not in the good way. 355 00:17:08,743 --> 00:17:10,538 He lost everything. 356 00:17:10,551 --> 00:17:14,469 Today, Tom Haverford is broke, destitute, 357 00:17:14,481 --> 00:17:16,941 and worst of all, swaggerless. 358 00:17:16,966 --> 00:17:18,775 Tommy, you got to stop watching this. 359 00:17:18,795 --> 00:17:20,556 I can't tear myself away. 360 00:17:20,569 --> 00:17:22,458 It's a whole documentary about my failures. 361 00:17:22,464 --> 00:17:24,353 That you made. 362 00:17:24,373 --> 00:17:25,948 I had to. 363 00:17:25,961 --> 00:17:28,766 I have to remember every tiny, awful aspect of this. 364 00:17:28,781 --> 00:17:30,342 I lost everything, Lucy— 365 00:17:30,355 --> 00:17:32,257 The franchises, most of my money. 366 00:17:32,270 --> 00:17:34,006 I had to sell my pocket square collection. 367 00:17:34,019 --> 00:17:36,108 What are people's eyes gonna be drawn to? 368 00:17:36,121 --> 00:17:38,147 Look, you had a tough break. 369 00:17:38,155 --> 00:17:40,490 The stock market tanked, credit dried up. 370 00:17:40,503 --> 00:17:42,907 Who could have predicted that the country would run out of beef? 371 00:17:42,920 --> 00:17:44,668 You just got to move on. 372 00:17:44,681 --> 00:17:47,117 That's the problem, though. I've gone bust in the past, 373 00:17:47,130 --> 00:17:48,969 but it was because I did something reckless. 374 00:17:48,983 --> 00:17:51,946 This time I was smart and careful, and I still went broke. 375 00:17:51,952 --> 00:17:53,656 What do I do now? 376 00:17:53,681 --> 00:17:57,810 Well, you and I are gonna be fine, and you'll come up with a new idea. 377 00:17:57,823 --> 00:17:59,197 You always do. 378 00:18:00,696 --> 00:18:03,274 I once started an entertainment company. 379 00:18:03,287 --> 00:18:04,814 It failed in four months. 380 00:18:05,312 --> 00:18:07,594 I opened a clothing rental store. 381 00:18:07,600 --> 00:18:10,002 I built a restaurant empire. 382 00:18:10,395 --> 00:18:11,710 They all failed, 383 00:18:11,724 --> 00:18:16,277 but the story of America isn't about second or third chances. 384 00:18:16,290 --> 00:18:21,359 It's about 4th, 5th, 6th, 20th, 50th chances. 385 00:18:22,189 --> 00:18:24,732 That's how long it took me to get where I am today: 386 00:18:24,744 --> 00:18:26,524 Best-selling author of... 387 00:18:26,531 --> 00:18:29,554 An American Success Story. 388 00:18:37,734 --> 00:18:39,335 As you know if you've read the book, 389 00:18:39,355 --> 00:18:43,198 I've outlined seven different types of successful people. 390 00:18:43,551 --> 00:18:46,356 You can be an Andy, 391 00:18:46,957 --> 00:18:48,508 an April, 392 00:18:49,416 --> 00:18:50,738 a Ben, 393 00:18:51,188 --> 00:18:52,424 a Leslie, 394 00:18:52,777 --> 00:18:54,152 a Ron, 395 00:18:55,064 --> 00:18:56,508 a Donna, 396 00:18:57,113 --> 00:18:59,929 or my personal favorite, a Tom. 397 00:18:59,935 --> 00:19:02,933 But what do we definitely not want to be? 398 00:19:02,946 --> 00:19:04,414 A Garry! 399 00:19:04,420 --> 00:19:06,853 That's right. Do not be a Garry. 400 00:19:06,865 --> 00:19:09,460 Oh, he's talking about me! 401 00:19:11,407 --> 00:19:12,348 Hey. 402 00:19:12,361 --> 00:19:14,625 Hey, thanks so much for coming, guys. 403 00:19:14,638 --> 00:19:17,281 Are you kidding? Tom, this is incredible. 404 00:19:17,287 --> 00:19:19,746 A best-selling book, a 40-city tour? 405 00:19:19,752 --> 00:19:21,233 Well, I couldn't have done it without you. 406 00:19:21,253 --> 00:19:22,928 Well, the book's called Failure. 407 00:19:22,934 --> 00:19:24,679 - I don't know how to take that. - I'm serious. 408 00:19:24,704 --> 00:19:26,787 You guys have always supported me. 409 00:19:26,800 --> 00:19:28,659 Here, I inscribed you a copy. 410 00:19:29,102 --> 00:19:30,166 Oh. 411 00:19:30,559 --> 00:19:32,799 "When I think of success, I think of you. 412 00:19:32,812 --> 00:19:35,057 "You are a true inspiration to me. 413 00:19:35,063 --> 00:19:37,370 I love you, Tom Haverford." 414 00:19:37,383 --> 00:19:39,764 Oh, sorry, that's actually for Kendrick Lamar. 415 00:19:40,452 --> 00:19:41,658 Here's yours. 416 00:19:42,355 --> 00:19:43,920 "Best wishes." 417 00:19:45,222 --> 00:19:46,876 And I mean every word of it. 418 00:19:51,140 --> 00:19:53,096 So how are we gonna fix this swing? 419 00:19:53,109 --> 00:19:54,510 Hold a public forum, 420 00:19:54,523 --> 00:19:57,500 have a rally, smash that door, and do some looting? 421 00:19:57,520 --> 00:19:59,597 Actually, I think there's a simpler solution. 422 00:19:59,603 --> 00:20:02,194 We just need the help of the most powerful man in Pawnee. 423 00:20:03,980 --> 00:20:06,849 Jim, how the heck are you? Yeah, look. 424 00:20:06,860 --> 00:20:09,247 I hate to bother you, but I'm here with my two best friends, 425 00:20:09,259 --> 00:20:10,772 Leslie Knope and Tom Haverford... 426 00:20:11,419 --> 00:20:12,113 Shh! 427 00:20:12,132 --> 00:20:14,300 And we need the first floor maintenance room open. 428 00:20:14,312 --> 00:20:17,408 Mm. Okay, great, and best to Louise and the girls. 429 00:20:17,421 --> 00:20:19,043 Okay, bye-bye. 430 00:20:19,056 --> 00:20:21,231 - You guys are all set. - Thank you, Mayor Gergich. 431 00:20:21,243 --> 00:20:22,619 You really saved our butts. 432 00:20:22,629 --> 00:20:24,482 I am so happy that you get to be mayor. 433 00:20:24,495 --> 00:20:26,713 - Are you enjoying yourself? - Oh, are you kidding me? 434 00:20:26,720 --> 00:20:29,053 Leslie, I know that this is purely ceremonial, 435 00:20:29,066 --> 00:20:31,704 and it'll be over in just a couple of weeks, but 436 00:20:31,724 --> 00:20:34,239 I just don't know how my life could get any better than this. 437 00:20:34,258 --> 00:20:35,367 Oh! 438 00:20:36,872 --> 00:20:40,088 In a turn of events both shocking and unexpected, 439 00:20:40,108 --> 00:20:43,759 interim mayor Garry Gergich was officially elected today, 440 00:20:43,771 --> 00:20:46,414 thanks to a massive write-in campaign. 441 00:20:46,426 --> 00:20:49,540 Mayor Gergich, what are your plans for your first actual term? 442 00:20:49,560 --> 00:20:52,182 Oh, jeez, you know what? I have no idea, Perd. 443 00:20:52,202 --> 00:20:54,164 I mean, this is so crazy. 444 00:20:54,177 --> 00:20:57,550 I just hope I do a good job, and I promise I'm gonna try my best. 445 00:20:57,969 --> 00:21:01,477 And faithfully serve the people of Pawnee, Indiana. 446 00:21:01,489 --> 00:21:05,864 As president of City Council, I, Councilwoman Brandi Maxxxx, 447 00:21:05,888 --> 00:21:10,091 star of more than 11,000 adult films in the last two years, 448 00:21:10,103 --> 00:21:14,545 officially declare Garry Gergich Mayor of Pawnee, Indiana, 449 00:21:14,558 --> 00:21:15,767 for the fourth time. 450 00:21:15,786 --> 00:21:17,278 Thank you, Pawnee! 451 00:21:17,770 --> 00:21:19,171 Okay, great. 452 00:21:19,184 --> 00:21:21,830 Garry Gergich, you are now mayor, again, 453 00:21:21,843 --> 00:21:24,650 for the tenth time, proving conclusively 454 00:21:24,663 --> 00:21:27,005 that in these corporate states of America, 455 00:21:27,018 --> 00:21:30,318 it's the entrenched powers who hold all the cards. 456 00:21:30,324 --> 00:21:32,242 Thank you, Councilman Morris. 457 00:21:32,255 --> 00:21:34,278 Thank you, Pawnee! 458 00:21:34,291 --> 00:21:38,621 Happy birthday, my sweet, sweet husband. 459 00:21:38,634 --> 00:21:41,392 We all love you so much. 460 00:21:41,417 --> 00:21:43,968 I have had the perfect life. 461 00:21:44,509 --> 00:21:46,725 I have had the perfect marriage... 462 00:21:46,738 --> 00:21:49,334 - Oh! - The perfect children, 463 00:21:49,347 --> 00:21:53,432 and the perfect grandchildren and great-grandchildren! 464 00:21:54,076 --> 00:21:57,553 And I just want you to know how much I love you. 465 00:21:57,566 --> 00:22:00,551 Okay, come on, everybody, say, "Gergich!" 466 00:22:00,570 --> 00:22:02,896 Gergich! 467 00:22:04,675 --> 00:22:08,574 Mayor Garry Gergich died peacefully in his sleep 468 00:22:08,587 --> 00:22:10,609 on his 100th birthday, 469 00:22:10,623 --> 00:22:13,446 holding the hand of his beloved wife, Gayle. 470 00:22:14,362 --> 00:22:17,156 Man, Gayle looks amazing. 471 00:22:17,743 --> 00:22:19,224 Yeah, yeah. I know. 472 00:22:19,237 --> 00:22:24,358 He will now be given the Indiana Notary Society's highest honor, 473 00:22:24,383 --> 00:22:26,297 the 21-Stamp Salute. 474 00:22:33,921 --> 00:22:36,402 Oh, rest in peace, friend. 475 00:22:37,155 --> 00:22:41,072 They spelled his name wrong on the tombstone. 476 00:22:42,012 --> 00:22:45,145 - Eh, close enough. - Eh. 477 00:22:46,113 --> 00:22:47,899 It's time to go. 478 00:22:50,417 --> 00:22:52,815 Okay. How's this for a headline? 479 00:22:52,828 --> 00:22:56,210 "Still Swinging: Parks Gang Reunites for One Last Bang." 480 00:22:56,223 --> 00:22:57,224 That's a little dirty. 481 00:22:57,244 --> 00:22:59,585 Well, it's a headline, Shauna. Sex sells. 482 00:22:59,605 --> 00:23:00,747 Knope, 483 00:23:00,760 --> 00:23:03,891 make yourself useful and hand me that crescent wrench. 484 00:23:03,903 --> 00:23:07,574 Oh, not bad craftsmanship, Ron. 485 00:23:07,587 --> 00:23:09,963 It is perfect craftsmanship. 486 00:23:11,164 --> 00:23:14,490 I calculate the cost of my labor at $38. 487 00:23:15,321 --> 00:23:17,300 I can send the bill to you? 488 00:23:18,285 --> 00:23:20,175 So you think you're gonna stick around Pawnee? 489 00:23:20,188 --> 00:23:22,197 Oh, I imagine so. 490 00:23:22,215 --> 00:23:24,676 Not sure where I would go, really. 491 00:23:24,688 --> 00:23:26,754 Well, we're gonna come back here a lot. 492 00:23:27,599 --> 00:23:29,369 You know what they say. 493 00:23:30,905 --> 00:23:32,653 Don't be a stranger. 494 00:23:34,459 --> 00:23:36,809 Despite the recent financial crisis, 495 00:23:36,822 --> 00:23:40,845 Very Good Building Company will finish fiscal year 2022 496 00:23:40,858 --> 00:23:43,615 in excellent financial shape, thanks in large part 497 00:23:43,634 --> 00:23:46,437 to the stewardship of your chairman, Ron Swanson. 498 00:23:46,462 --> 00:23:49,452 Mr. Chairman, would you like to say a few words? 499 00:23:53,109 --> 00:23:56,638 I resign as chairman, effective immediately. 500 00:23:56,663 --> 00:24:00,087 Uh, would you like to explain why? 501 00:24:00,099 --> 00:24:00,921 No. 502 00:24:00,933 --> 00:24:03,520 Should we discuss your retirement package? 503 00:24:03,533 --> 00:24:05,897 Just give me whatever the board thinks is fair. 504 00:24:05,922 --> 00:24:08,805 - Agreed. - Best of luck. 505 00:24:08,818 --> 00:24:11,606 Don't get emotional, Vaughn. You're embarrassing yourself. 506 00:24:14,035 --> 00:24:15,490 What just happened? 507 00:24:19,752 --> 00:24:22,153 Ron, your family is beautiful. 508 00:24:22,178 --> 00:24:23,941 They're a handsome bunch. 509 00:24:23,954 --> 00:24:25,662 Diane and I are especially proud 510 00:24:25,687 --> 00:24:28,926 because Ivy was just accepted at Stanford University. 511 00:24:28,945 --> 00:24:31,268 - Wow. - Yeah, it's gonna cost an arm and a leg. 512 00:24:31,274 --> 00:24:33,797 - You take my advice? - I did. Thank you, again. 513 00:24:33,817 --> 00:24:38,287 I sold some of my gold and officially diversified my portfolio. 514 00:24:38,920 --> 00:24:42,744 Congratulations. You now own 51% of the Lagavulin Distillery. 515 00:24:42,750 --> 00:24:44,052 Pleasure doing business with you. 516 00:24:44,072 --> 00:24:45,133 And with you. 517 00:24:45,145 --> 00:24:46,772 Sláinte. 518 00:24:48,738 --> 00:24:51,893 So, Ron, what brings you here? 519 00:24:53,321 --> 00:24:56,284 I am at something of a personal crossroads. 520 00:24:56,297 --> 00:24:59,154 Yes! I love personal crossroads. 521 00:24:59,166 --> 00:25:02,829 I once made the mistake of not talking to you at such a moment, 522 00:25:02,835 --> 00:25:05,451 and I do not intend to repeat that error. 523 00:25:06,021 --> 00:25:07,462 Well, let's take a walk. 524 00:25:07,481 --> 00:25:10,282 There's a cute, little park nearby. 525 00:25:11,264 --> 00:25:12,993 I suppose 526 00:25:13,018 --> 00:25:16,524 I had simply accomplished everything I wanted to, and 527 00:25:16,543 --> 00:25:19,019 there seemed to be little point in continuing. 528 00:25:19,032 --> 00:25:21,181 So what do you want to do now? 529 00:25:21,845 --> 00:25:23,513 Well, that's the problem. 530 00:25:23,529 --> 00:25:24,946 I'm not sure. 531 00:25:25,466 --> 00:25:27,015 My kids are growing up. 532 00:25:27,028 --> 00:25:30,345 My days in an office feel like a waste. 533 00:25:30,364 --> 00:25:34,609 I would like to turn my attention to something... 534 00:25:35,341 --> 00:25:37,804 that would make me feel useful, 535 00:25:38,427 --> 00:25:42,193 but for the life of me, I cannot figure out what. 536 00:25:43,103 --> 00:25:45,927 And there are not many people— 537 00:25:46,738 --> 00:25:50,923 I mean, we were workplace proximity acquaintances for many years, 538 00:25:50,936 --> 00:25:53,165 and so I thought— I thought maybe... 539 00:25:53,171 --> 00:25:55,798 Say no more, you big softie. 540 00:25:55,811 --> 00:25:59,981 I'm gonna spend every waking moment trying to figure this out for you. 541 00:26:01,105 --> 00:26:03,514 - You want to stay for dinner? We're having steak. - Mm? 542 00:26:03,527 --> 00:26:05,116 But we're also hosting several members 543 00:26:05,129 --> 00:26:07,476 of the House Subcommittee on Foreign Affairs. 544 00:26:07,495 --> 00:26:09,955 I'll take that steak to go, please and thank you. 545 00:26:15,746 --> 00:26:19,321 Hey, there you are. Thanks for meeting me here. 546 00:26:19,340 --> 00:26:21,700 Well, if you'd have held them here instead of that conference room, 547 00:26:21,713 --> 00:26:23,600 I would have come to more meetings. 548 00:26:23,622 --> 00:26:25,177 I got to tell you, Leslie, 549 00:26:25,202 --> 00:26:29,944 establishing this national park right next to Pawnee is quite an accomplishment. 550 00:26:30,709 --> 00:26:33,159 This is a fine piece of land you saved. 551 00:26:33,171 --> 00:26:34,399 Thank you, Ron. 552 00:26:34,945 --> 00:26:36,366 You want to run it? 553 00:26:37,350 --> 00:26:39,913 The superintendent of Bryce Canyon retired, 554 00:26:39,926 --> 00:26:42,627 and I convinced the superintendent of this park to transfer, 555 00:26:42,652 --> 00:26:44,048 shuffled a few things around. 556 00:26:44,067 --> 00:26:46,237 The point is someone needs to take care of this place now. 557 00:26:46,258 --> 00:26:47,690 Thought it should be you. 558 00:26:48,136 --> 00:26:49,503 I... 559 00:26:50,713 --> 00:26:53,744 Well, first of all, I would be working for the federal government. 560 00:26:53,757 --> 00:26:56,276 Your job would be to walk around the land alone, 561 00:26:56,289 --> 00:26:58,194 you'd live in the same town you've always lived in, 562 00:26:58,207 --> 00:26:59,762 you'd work outside, you'd talk to bears. 563 00:26:59,787 --> 00:27:00,674 Next argument? 564 00:27:00,687 --> 00:27:03,425 There must be dozens of people gunning for this job. 565 00:27:03,444 --> 00:27:05,882 I wouldn't want you to ruffle any feathers. 566 00:27:05,895 --> 00:27:07,163 Am I even qualified? 567 00:27:07,175 --> 00:27:09,868 Well, a few people might be annoyed, but they'll get over it. 568 00:27:09,887 --> 00:27:13,303 And as far as your qualifications, you're Ron Swanson. 569 00:27:14,222 --> 00:27:16,227 Stop being a dummy and accept. 570 00:27:17,509 --> 00:27:19,525 - When do I start? - Oh, today. 571 00:27:19,537 --> 00:27:20,747 I already accepted for you. 572 00:27:20,759 --> 00:27:23,273 I still remember how to forge your signature. 573 00:27:23,287 --> 00:27:24,874 Let's go meet your staff. 574 00:27:27,122 --> 00:27:29,264 Pawnee National Park rangers, 575 00:27:29,283 --> 00:27:33,470 this is Ron Swanson, your new superintendent and boss. 576 00:27:34,307 --> 00:27:35,843 Rangers, 577 00:27:35,868 --> 00:27:38,737 my name is Ronald Ulysses Swanson. 578 00:27:39,209 --> 00:27:41,810 Your job and mine 579 00:27:41,835 --> 00:27:44,892 is to walk this land and make sure no one harms it. 580 00:27:45,395 --> 00:27:48,140 If you show up on time, speak honestly, 581 00:27:48,153 --> 00:27:51,897 and treat everyone with fairness, we will get along just fine. 582 00:27:52,597 --> 00:27:56,627 Though hopefully not too fine, as I'm not looking for any new friends. 583 00:27:56,644 --> 00:27:57,960 End of speech. 584 00:27:58,321 --> 00:27:59,494 Well said. 585 00:28:03,118 --> 00:28:04,687 Thank you, Leslie. 586 00:28:05,856 --> 00:28:07,524 You're welcome, Ron. 587 00:28:12,201 --> 00:28:13,530 Okay. 588 00:28:14,279 --> 00:28:15,925 Time to go to work. 589 00:28:41,354 --> 00:28:43,965 Well, I have to make a couple more adjustments. 590 00:28:47,781 --> 00:28:49,349 Babe, I don't want to seem dramatic, 591 00:28:49,370 --> 00:28:52,703 but I've just reconsidered every decision that we've made over the last year, 592 00:28:52,716 --> 00:28:54,840 and I think we need to stay in Pawnee forever. 593 00:28:54,855 --> 00:28:56,015 I know. 594 00:28:56,029 --> 00:28:58,717 But we have to pick up the kids, and we have a flight to catch. 595 00:28:58,736 --> 00:29:02,497 But when is this group of people ever going to be all together again? 596 00:29:02,510 --> 00:29:04,006 That's all I want, 597 00:29:04,019 --> 00:29:06,667 all of these people in the same place at the same time. 598 00:29:06,686 --> 00:29:08,868 It'll happen someday. 599 00:29:08,874 --> 00:29:10,653 What's gonna happen between now and then? 600 00:29:10,678 --> 00:29:11,979 A lot, 601 00:29:12,617 --> 00:29:14,329 and it's all gonna be great. 602 00:29:14,342 --> 00:29:16,544 - You promise? - I promise. 603 00:29:23,223 --> 00:29:25,047 This is a nice house. 604 00:29:25,066 --> 00:29:27,048 You say that every time we're here. 605 00:29:27,054 --> 00:29:30,356 I'm just trying to distract you, so you don't have a nervous breakdown. 606 00:29:30,377 --> 00:29:32,146 I think I am past that point. 607 00:29:32,167 --> 00:29:33,568 You don't have to worry about me anymore. 608 00:29:33,587 --> 00:29:35,423 Hey, folks, welcome back. 609 00:29:35,436 --> 00:29:37,657 Great to have so many good friends and colleagues. 610 00:29:37,674 --> 00:29:40,386 We're looking forward to a great conversation and a good dinner. 611 00:29:40,400 --> 00:29:43,983 As usual, there's only one rule: No shop talk. 612 00:29:43,995 --> 00:29:47,896 So if you want to discuss politics, you're gonna have to wait until after dinner. 613 00:29:47,915 --> 00:29:49,237 I'm looking at you, Leslie. 614 00:29:49,250 --> 00:29:53,280 Okay, well, as long as we get to play charades later. 615 00:29:53,305 --> 00:29:54,379 Okay. 616 00:29:54,398 --> 00:29:57,771 Last time we played charades, she spent 31/2 hours here. 617 00:29:57,776 --> 00:30:00,587 - You're just mad 'cause you lost. - Oh, come on. 618 00:30:04,362 --> 00:30:06,432 Damn! That food was good. 619 00:30:06,452 --> 00:30:08,145 I've said it before, and I'll say it again— 620 00:30:08,170 --> 00:30:11,270 Joe Biden knows his way around a seafood risotto. 621 00:30:11,295 --> 00:30:12,626 You've said that before? 622 00:30:12,645 --> 00:30:15,782 Anyway, the point is, yes, I do like working at Interior. 623 00:30:15,795 --> 00:30:18,434 I love it, but I'm always looking for new challenges. 624 00:30:18,447 --> 00:30:20,056 Why do you ask? 625 00:30:20,069 --> 00:30:22,265 There's a rumor the governor of Indiana 626 00:30:22,278 --> 00:30:25,198 isn't going to run again, and my friends at the DNC 627 00:30:25,211 --> 00:30:28,552 are very interested in you as a candidate. 628 00:30:28,571 --> 00:30:30,441 - For governor of Indiana? - Mm-hmm. 629 00:30:30,769 --> 00:30:33,184 Someone's been reading my kindergarten dream journal. 630 00:30:33,196 --> 00:30:34,218 So what do you think? 631 00:30:34,238 --> 00:30:36,172 I'll call you next week, and we can talk about it? 632 00:30:36,184 --> 00:30:38,579 O-okay, great. 633 00:30:38,591 --> 00:30:41,871 Well, this is exciting. I'm gonna take this energy, 634 00:30:41,879 --> 00:30:44,318 and I'm gonna go crush Joe Biden in charades. 635 00:30:44,343 --> 00:30:46,492 Dr. Jill, let's pick teams. 636 00:30:48,672 --> 00:30:50,579 Oh. Move. 637 00:30:50,599 --> 00:30:52,829 Need the congressman. This is time-sensitive. 638 00:30:52,842 --> 00:30:54,850 Hey, Jen, I didn't know you were here. 639 00:30:54,867 --> 00:30:56,095 I'm everywhere. 640 00:30:56,101 --> 00:30:57,920 You want to be governor of Indiana? 641 00:30:58,564 --> 00:31:00,539 - What? - Colquitt's not gonna run again. 642 00:31:00,552 --> 00:31:02,646 It's a rumor for now, but my gut says it's for real. 643 00:31:02,666 --> 00:31:04,035 You're the perfect candidate. 644 00:31:04,054 --> 00:31:06,201 Local hero, state government experience, 645 00:31:06,207 --> 00:31:07,936 blah-blah-blah- blah-blah-blah-blah. 646 00:31:07,957 --> 00:31:09,145 I mean, the only potential problem 647 00:31:09,165 --> 00:31:11,860 is that devastatingly nerdy "Cones of Dunshire" thing. 648 00:31:11,874 --> 00:31:13,822 Uh, that's a problem? 649 00:31:13,835 --> 00:31:17,272 I'm sorry, but it's the ninth-highest selling multiplayer 650 00:31:17,285 --> 00:31:21,587 figurine-based strategy fantasy sequel game in history. 651 00:31:22,504 --> 00:31:24,979 Please don't bail on me because of what just happened. 652 00:31:27,694 --> 00:31:28,363 So... 653 00:31:28,376 --> 00:31:31,618 I had a pretty interesting conversation with Janet from the DNC tonight. 654 00:31:31,624 --> 00:31:32,670 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 655 00:31:32,685 --> 00:31:36,242 She said that Governor Colquitt might be stepping down, 656 00:31:36,255 --> 00:31:39,699 and the DNC thinks that I should run for governor. 657 00:31:39,705 --> 00:31:41,275 Oh, God. 658 00:31:41,300 --> 00:31:43,713 That... kind of sucks. 659 00:31:44,209 --> 00:31:45,630 Really? Why? 660 00:31:45,635 --> 00:31:47,427 No. I mean, that's— 661 00:31:47,440 --> 00:31:49,515 That's amazing. It's just, 662 00:31:50,013 --> 00:31:53,249 Jen Barkley kind of approached me about running. 663 00:31:53,262 --> 00:31:55,525 Oh! Oh. 664 00:31:56,643 --> 00:31:59,594 Well, I mean, obviously... 665 00:32:01,503 --> 00:32:03,736 Right. Yeah, no, no. I mean, obviously... 666 00:32:03,749 --> 00:32:05,927 Yeah, I mean, obviously... 667 00:32:09,006 --> 00:32:11,665 Okay, pros of you running for governor: 668 00:32:11,684 --> 00:32:13,407 You would be a great governor, 669 00:32:13,423 --> 00:32:15,272 we could make Pawnee our home base, 670 00:32:15,285 --> 00:32:16,866 kids could go to school in Pawnee, 671 00:32:16,875 --> 00:32:19,078 and it would be a huge career move for you. 672 00:32:19,092 --> 00:32:22,246 The pros of me running for governor are the same thing. 673 00:32:22,271 --> 00:32:23,753 - It's the same list. - Right. 674 00:32:23,773 --> 00:32:28,063 The only con of you running would be that I don't get to run and vice versa. 675 00:32:30,134 --> 00:32:31,996 Good. So we've solved it. 676 00:32:32,016 --> 00:32:33,551 Ugh. Look. 677 00:32:33,557 --> 00:32:35,829 We're going back to Pawnee in a week. 678 00:32:35,842 --> 00:32:37,510 Why don't we just talk about it after that? 679 00:32:37,530 --> 00:32:38,444 Good idea. 680 00:32:38,457 --> 00:32:40,577 Hey, maybe we can drop by the old stomping ground, 681 00:32:40,589 --> 00:32:42,799 see how the Parks Department has changed. 682 00:32:42,805 --> 00:32:43,800 I love it. 683 00:32:43,806 --> 00:32:45,519 Okay, are you ready? 684 00:32:45,538 --> 00:32:47,762 No, but we don't have a choice, do we? 685 00:32:48,928 --> 00:32:50,850 Kids, dinner! 686 00:32:50,870 --> 00:32:53,026 Hey, I'm gonna eat in my room because I have to study. 687 00:32:53,032 --> 00:32:55,087 - Can we go to Bobby's house to watch the game? - Hey, dude, stop. 688 00:32:55,099 --> 00:32:57,181 - Did you finish your homework? - Yes, all of it. - Okay, don't forget to... 689 00:32:57,200 --> 00:32:59,102 - That's mine. - We'll be back by 8:00. - Bye, Dad. Bye, Mom. 690 00:32:59,114 --> 00:33:00,552 - Bye. - Okay, get your ice skates! 691 00:33:00,558 --> 00:33:03,121 - You have a lesson tomorrow! - Bye, Mom. Bye, Dad. - Just-okay. 692 00:33:03,142 --> 00:33:04,747 Bye. 693 00:33:06,938 --> 00:33:09,508 - Want some broccoli? - Ugh, no. 694 00:33:11,086 --> 00:33:12,521 You know, now that I'm here, 695 00:33:12,542 --> 00:33:15,412 it's giving me an idea about this governor thing. 696 00:33:15,437 --> 00:33:18,973 Maybe we need fresh eyes, you know, other people to weigh in. 697 00:33:18,992 --> 00:33:23,943 We should talk to Ron or Tom or April or Donna or Andy even. 698 00:33:23,958 --> 00:33:26,106 - Sometimes he can be wise. - Oh, good idea. 699 00:33:26,125 --> 00:33:27,390 Let's call them. 700 00:33:27,819 --> 00:33:29,460 Or you know what else we could do? 701 00:33:29,466 --> 00:33:31,011 Just talk to them in person. 702 00:33:31,026 --> 00:33:34,093 Hey! 703 00:33:34,118 --> 00:33:35,924 Surprise! 704 00:33:36,549 --> 00:33:38,124 Oh, wow. 705 00:33:38,144 --> 00:33:41,634 It's what you wanted, right, everyone in the same room at same time? 706 00:33:41,647 --> 00:33:43,465 I can't believe you. 707 00:33:44,171 --> 00:33:47,170 We're all here together in the same room... 708 00:33:47,645 --> 00:33:49,339 in this room. 709 00:33:50,677 --> 00:33:53,448 I don't think I could be happier right now. 710 00:33:53,473 --> 00:33:54,588 Want to bet? 711 00:33:54,595 --> 00:33:56,773 - Hi. - Oh, Ann's here! 712 00:33:56,798 --> 00:33:58,539 Ann. Ann's here! 713 00:33:58,552 --> 00:34:00,044 - Hi! - Oh! 714 00:34:00,063 --> 00:34:01,344 - Hey. - Hey, buddy. 715 00:34:01,364 --> 00:34:03,087 - How you doing? - Oh, good. 716 00:34:03,106 --> 00:34:04,798 - You guys, Ann's here. - Aww. 717 00:34:04,811 --> 00:34:06,355 - Should we move away from here? - Yeah, yeah. 718 00:34:06,370 --> 00:34:09,124 - This could go on for some time. - Ohh! 719 00:34:12,632 --> 00:34:14,268 Your hair looks amazing, by the way. 720 00:34:14,281 --> 00:34:15,556 You look like a cartoon princess. 721 00:34:15,568 --> 00:34:17,676 Oh, thank you! That's from the pills I was telling you about. 722 00:34:17,689 --> 00:34:20,299 I took some of those, but I don't know, they didn't do anything, 723 00:34:20,318 --> 00:34:21,567 and they kind of upset my stomach. 724 00:34:21,579 --> 00:34:24,890 No, no, no. You're supposed to crack them and leave them on your hair overnight, 725 00:34:24,915 --> 00:34:27,037 - not eat them. - Oh, no. 726 00:34:27,056 --> 00:34:29,315 Well, it's confusing 'cause they're delicious. 727 00:34:29,708 --> 00:34:32,049 Because my first book was such a smash, 728 00:34:32,062 --> 00:34:34,104 I had to come up with a new angle for the follow-up. 729 00:34:34,118 --> 00:34:37,339 Then it hit me... Failure 2.0: Failing to Fail. 730 00:34:37,351 --> 00:34:38,827 - Love it. - How's everything? 731 00:34:38,847 --> 00:34:41,049 You properly treating yourself out there in Seattle? 732 00:34:41,061 --> 00:34:44,232 In a manner of speaking. Joe and I spend most of our time on the foundation. 733 00:34:45,386 --> 00:34:47,268 I can't believe you went nonprofit. 734 00:34:47,274 --> 00:34:49,433 I mean, I love you. You're one of my best friends, 735 00:34:49,446 --> 00:34:51,788 but you have betrayed me and everything we stand for. 736 00:34:51,801 --> 00:34:53,854 - You've changed. - Maybe you're right. 737 00:34:53,867 --> 00:34:55,681 By the way, what time is it? 738 00:34:55,701 --> 00:34:58,447 Oh, it looks like it's half past spla-Dow! 739 00:34:58,449 --> 00:34:59,685 What? 740 00:34:59,710 --> 00:35:01,066 I take it all back. 741 00:35:01,080 --> 00:35:03,236 That's a lot of diamonds. Give me, give me, give me, give me, give me! 742 00:35:04,020 --> 00:35:06,787 Hey, Oliver. Hey, Leslie. 743 00:35:06,812 --> 00:35:08,593 - Hello, Ann. - Hi, April. 744 00:35:08,606 --> 00:35:11,043 Your kids are, like, surprisingly awesome. 745 00:35:11,062 --> 00:35:15,513 - Thank you. - Did you use an egg donor or give Chris a hall pass for a night? 746 00:35:15,519 --> 00:35:18,130 Once again, they are my biological children. 747 00:35:18,142 --> 00:35:20,202 Once again, I don't believe you. 748 00:35:20,554 --> 00:35:24,025 Ann, you rainbow-infused space unicorn. 749 00:35:24,038 --> 00:35:27,702 Ann, you beautiful, sassy mannequin come to life. 750 00:35:27,715 --> 00:35:30,378 Ann, you opalescent tree shark. 751 00:35:30,384 --> 00:35:33,332 - Leslie, you are the master of the metaphor. - Oh. 752 00:35:33,344 --> 00:35:36,220 I recently compared her to a nutrient-rich chia seed. 753 00:35:36,762 --> 00:35:38,798 - What's that thing on your wrist? - Oh! 754 00:35:41,869 --> 00:35:43,670 You are extremely healthy. 755 00:35:44,217 --> 00:35:46,921 I do that literally 50 times a day. 756 00:35:46,942 --> 00:35:49,767 Aren't you afraid that thing might give you cancer? 757 00:35:50,275 --> 00:35:51,770 Well, I am now. 758 00:35:51,792 --> 00:35:53,901 Well, there he is. 759 00:35:53,912 --> 00:35:56,673 Chip Traeger, you old son of a gun. 760 00:35:56,694 --> 00:35:58,543 Andy, it's Chris. 761 00:35:58,555 --> 00:35:59,864 Is it? 762 00:36:00,361 --> 00:36:02,064 Ha! Huh. 763 00:36:02,089 --> 00:36:04,678 Hello, Jack. Ron Swanson. 764 00:36:05,372 --> 00:36:06,640 Strong handshake. 765 00:36:06,653 --> 00:36:08,535 - Well done, you two. - Thank you. 766 00:36:08,548 --> 00:36:10,519 So are you gonna have another one? 767 00:36:10,525 --> 00:36:12,300 Um... 768 00:36:14,166 --> 00:36:16,179 - Shh. - Shh. 769 00:36:17,199 --> 00:36:19,435 'Cause— 'cause he's sleeping? 770 00:36:20,239 --> 00:36:21,590 How can you tell? 771 00:36:21,603 --> 00:36:24,870 Oh, it's a common misconception that the Oculus holds all of the power. 772 00:36:24,883 --> 00:36:26,304 It's actually the Lamplighter. 773 00:36:26,317 --> 00:36:28,027 Ann! Oh, my God! It's happening. 774 00:36:28,047 --> 00:36:30,359 It's totally happening. Our kids are falling in love. 775 00:36:31,014 --> 00:36:32,341 This is good. Okay, remember. 776 00:36:32,354 --> 00:36:34,646 If this is ever gonna work, we have to pretend to disapprove. 777 00:36:34,667 --> 00:36:36,229 Yeah, right, good call. 778 00:36:36,651 --> 00:36:37,971 Hey! 779 00:36:37,990 --> 00:36:39,480 - Leslie, no. - Oh. 780 00:36:40,105 --> 00:36:41,374 Who cares? 781 00:36:42,249 --> 00:36:44,684 Ann Arbor, Michigan, is literally 782 00:36:44,709 --> 00:36:46,934 the greatest city that I have ever lived in, 783 00:36:46,959 --> 00:36:49,541 but Pawnee is better, so we're moving back. 784 00:36:49,554 --> 00:36:50,602 - That's great. - Yeah. 785 00:36:50,621 --> 00:36:52,672 I'm gonna run admissions at Indiana. 786 00:36:52,685 --> 00:36:54,530 I'm trading Wolverines for Hoosiers. 787 00:36:54,544 --> 00:36:57,167 Well, you're getting the better end of that deal. 788 00:36:57,902 --> 00:36:58,949 Tom! 789 00:36:58,962 --> 00:37:02,465 I took the quiz in your book about what kind of person I am. 790 00:37:02,484 --> 00:37:03,706 I'm a "Ron." 791 00:37:03,726 --> 00:37:05,328 Ha! I'm usually a "Tom," 792 00:37:05,348 --> 00:37:07,164 but sometimes I'm a "Donna." 793 00:37:07,176 --> 00:37:09,361 Last time I took it, I was a "Tom." 794 00:37:09,384 --> 00:37:10,605 What? 795 00:37:10,630 --> 00:37:11,812 No. 796 00:37:11,817 --> 00:37:14,928 No, no, no! Take it again! 797 00:37:14,934 --> 00:37:16,938 I got to go recalibrate the quiz. 798 00:37:23,566 --> 00:37:27,582 So did anyone have any insights on our "running for governor" situation? 799 00:37:27,588 --> 00:37:29,267 I've been so busy catching up with everyone, 800 00:37:29,273 --> 00:37:31,059 - I haven't had a chance to ask them. - Yeah, me neither. 801 00:37:31,065 --> 00:37:34,135 Okay, here's what I think. I hate when we're on opposite sides. 802 00:37:34,154 --> 00:37:35,576 It stinks. 803 00:37:35,595 --> 00:37:37,980 Plus, if one of us runs, it doesn't mean we're gonna win. 804 00:37:37,993 --> 00:37:41,717 Right, and it's not like this is the only career option for either of us. 805 00:37:41,737 --> 00:37:43,936 So all that matters is that we are good. 806 00:37:43,956 --> 00:37:46,803 Right, which is why I have an idea. 807 00:37:46,823 --> 00:37:48,932 I think we should flip a coin. 808 00:37:48,957 --> 00:37:51,057 I mean it. Let's literally flip a coin, 809 00:37:51,082 --> 00:37:53,932 because whoever runs is gonna do a great job, 810 00:37:53,957 --> 00:37:58,201 and whoever doesn't run is gonna be right alongside the other one, 811 00:37:58,214 --> 00:38:00,879 offering advice and support and whatever they need. 812 00:38:00,898 --> 00:38:03,553 So it doesn't matter. So let's flip a coin. 813 00:38:03,572 --> 00:38:05,660 Okay, you, Leslie Knope, 814 00:38:05,667 --> 00:38:10,288 the queen of planning and binders and pro-and-con lists, 815 00:38:10,313 --> 00:38:13,254 you want to leave this to chance? 816 00:38:13,279 --> 00:38:16,293 Yes, because whatever's next, 817 00:38:16,318 --> 00:38:18,321 you and I are in it together. 818 00:38:19,071 --> 00:38:21,512 So let's go tell everybody, and they can participate, 819 00:38:21,525 --> 00:38:23,056 and they can sign the coin, and then, you know, 820 00:38:23,081 --> 00:38:25,857 the coin will eventually make its way into the Smithsonian. 821 00:38:28,433 --> 00:38:30,562 Okay, everybody, gather around. 822 00:38:30,575 --> 00:38:33,175 First of all, I just have to say that all of you in the same room 823 00:38:33,187 --> 00:38:34,872 at the same time with your children here, 824 00:38:34,897 --> 00:38:36,195 it's like it's the greatest thing 825 00:38:36,207 --> 00:38:38,139 that's ever happened in the history of America. 826 00:38:38,145 --> 00:38:40,667 And secondly, Ben and I have an announcement. 827 00:38:40,680 --> 00:38:43,063 Leslie's running for governor of Indiana. 828 00:38:43,082 --> 00:38:44,308 What? 829 00:38:45,906 --> 00:38:47,594 Bully for you, Knope. 830 00:38:47,599 --> 00:38:48,649 That's amazing. 831 00:38:48,674 --> 00:38:50,443 Yeah, she got approached by the DNC, 832 00:38:50,459 --> 00:38:52,601 and they think she has a great shot to win. 833 00:38:52,613 --> 00:38:55,445 Indiana native, supremely qualified, 834 00:38:55,458 --> 00:38:58,165 and she wrote that she wanted to be governor 835 00:38:58,184 --> 00:39:00,667 in her kindergarten dream journal. 836 00:39:01,347 --> 00:39:02,928 Just makes sense. 837 00:39:07,240 --> 00:39:08,497 So I'm running for governor. 838 00:39:08,510 --> 00:39:10,159 Yeah! 839 00:39:10,172 --> 00:39:13,382 Ben is gonna be running my campaign because he's a super genius, 840 00:39:13,396 --> 00:39:18,712 and he's got a tight, compact, little body like an Italian sports car. 841 00:39:19,389 --> 00:39:21,779 But right now I'd like to make a toast. 842 00:39:21,791 --> 00:39:24,644 When we worked here together, 843 00:39:25,114 --> 00:39:28,891 we fought, scratched, and clawed 844 00:39:28,905 --> 00:39:31,762 to make people's lives a tiny bit better. 845 00:39:32,089 --> 00:39:34,004 That's what public service is all about— 846 00:39:34,018 --> 00:39:37,371 Small, incremental change every day. 847 00:39:37,383 --> 00:39:39,515 Teddy Roosevelt once said, 848 00:39:39,530 --> 00:39:42,665 "Far and away, the best prize that life has to offer 849 00:39:42,671 --> 00:39:46,366 is a chance to work hard at work worth doing." 850 00:39:46,391 --> 00:39:50,781 And I would add that what makes work worth doing 851 00:39:50,806 --> 00:39:53,187 is getting to do it with people that you love. 852 00:39:53,819 --> 00:39:56,234 I started my career more than 30 years ago 853 00:39:56,247 --> 00:39:59,867 in the Parks and Recreation Department right here in Pawnee, Indiana. 854 00:40:00,282 --> 00:40:02,564 I've had a lot of different jobs 855 00:40:02,583 --> 00:40:05,049 including two terms as your governor, 856 00:40:05,062 --> 00:40:09,409 and soon a new, unknown challenge awaits me, 857 00:40:09,415 --> 00:40:13,346 which to me, even now, is thrilling 858 00:40:13,371 --> 00:40:14,773 because I love the work. 859 00:40:14,779 --> 00:40:17,564 Not to say that public service isn't sexy, 860 00:40:17,578 --> 00:40:19,404 because it definitely is, 861 00:40:19,957 --> 00:40:22,133 but that's not why we do it. 862 00:40:22,917 --> 00:40:27,615 We do it because we get the chance to work hard at work worth doing... 863 00:40:28,281 --> 00:40:31,394 alongside a team of people we love. 864 00:40:31,954 --> 00:40:36,413 So I thank those people who've walked with me, 865 00:40:37,045 --> 00:40:39,085 and I thank you for this honor. 866 00:40:39,910 --> 00:40:42,313 Now, go find your team, and get to work. 867 00:40:48,809 --> 00:40:51,218 In addition to Governor Knope's honorary doctorate 868 00:40:51,237 --> 00:40:53,062 from the School of Public Policy, 869 00:40:53,075 --> 00:40:56,971 in recognition of all she's done for the people of Indiana, 870 00:40:56,990 --> 00:41:00,781 the campus library will henceforth bear her name. 871 00:41:03,484 --> 00:41:06,540 A fucking library? 872 00:41:09,723 --> 00:41:12,646 Yeah, that should do it. The swing is fixed. 873 00:41:12,666 --> 00:41:14,349 - Yeah! - All right. 874 00:41:14,853 --> 00:41:17,228 Well, there you have it, sir. 875 00:41:17,242 --> 00:41:21,634 Another problem solved by the hard work of dedicated public servants. 876 00:41:22,361 --> 00:41:23,548 Okay, great. 877 00:41:24,299 --> 00:41:25,441 Bye. 878 00:41:25,996 --> 00:41:27,560 Yeah, that's about right. 879 00:41:28,060 --> 00:41:29,754 Okay, well... 880 00:41:32,779 --> 00:41:34,492 Hang on. Gayle made me promise 881 00:41:34,498 --> 00:41:36,720 to get a quick picture just for old times' sake. 882 00:41:36,733 --> 00:41:39,315 Good idea. Garry had a good idea. 883 00:41:40,035 --> 00:41:41,820 Oh, the lighting's all wrong. 884 00:41:41,845 --> 00:41:44,087 I'm gonna send you a glamour shot. Just Photoshop me in later. 885 00:41:44,100 --> 00:41:47,023 I'm not gonna show up in that picture anyway because I'm a vampire. 886 00:41:47,037 --> 00:41:49,405 Hey, babe, for this picture, should I be Burt Macklin, 887 00:41:49,418 --> 00:41:52,015 Johnny Karate, or my new character, 888 00:41:52,038 --> 00:41:54,514 Sergeant Thunderfist, MD? 889 00:41:54,521 --> 00:41:56,994 - Where did you get that? - I found it in the sandbox. 890 00:41:57,007 --> 00:41:58,248 Ew! 891 00:41:58,264 --> 00:41:59,412 Go Macklin. 892 00:41:59,431 --> 00:42:01,444 - Macklin's the hottest. - Get on with it. 893 00:42:01,450 --> 00:42:03,882 I can't hold this smile forever. I look ridiculous. 894 00:42:03,895 --> 00:42:05,959 Okay, hang on. Okay. 895 00:42:08,938 --> 00:42:10,668 You ready, babe? 896 00:42:11,903 --> 00:42:13,107 Yes. 897 00:42:15,157 --> 00:42:16,320 I'm ready. 898 00:42:50,278 --> 00:42:53,383 That is a series wrap on Parks and Recreation. 899 00:42:53,397 --> 00:43:00,404 Sync by Alice | Thank you honeybunny www.addic7ed.com