1 00:00:00,140 --> 00:00:03,640 - Synced and corrected by Firefly - - www.addic7ed.com - 2 00:00:05,140 --> 00:00:07,563 Previously in The Suicide Squad... 3 00:00:07,568 --> 00:00:10,149 This is Christopher Smith, known as Peacemaker. 4 00:00:10,154 --> 00:00:11,358 His father was a soldier 5 00:00:11,363 --> 00:00:14,028 who trained his son how to kill from the moment he was born. 6 00:00:14,033 --> 00:00:15,362 You fail to follow my orders 7 00:00:15,367 --> 00:00:17,031 and I detonate the explosive device 8 00:00:17,036 --> 00:00:18,574 in the base of your skull. 9 00:00:18,579 --> 00:00:19,675 Your mission 10 00:00:19,680 --> 00:00:23,370 is to destroy every trace of Project Starfish. 11 00:00:23,375 --> 00:00:24,955 I cherish peace with all my heart. 12 00:00:26,670 --> 00:00:28,177 I don't care how many men, women, and children 13 00:00:28,181 --> 00:00:29,243 I need to kill to get it. 14 00:00:29,248 --> 00:00:31,171 Who are you going to show that to? 15 00:00:31,175 --> 00:00:32,546 Press. People deserve to know. 16 00:00:32,551 --> 00:00:34,006 I can't let you do that, Colonel. 17 00:00:34,011 --> 00:00:35,342 Miss Waller charged me with making sure 18 00:00:35,346 --> 00:00:36,946 those records don't level this building. 19 00:00:44,396 --> 00:00:47,478 "Peacemaker". What a joke. 20 00:00:55,699 --> 00:00:57,821 Project Starfish. It's headed towards the city, 21 00:00:57,826 --> 00:01:00,532 and I think it wants to feed on as many people as it can. 22 00:01:00,537 --> 00:01:02,957 Not our problem. We've achieved the objective. 23 00:01:04,416 --> 00:01:06,246 What are you doing, Task Force X? 24 00:01:06,251 --> 00:01:08,374 Turn around now, goddamn it! 25 00:01:08,379 --> 00:01:10,684 This is your last motherfuckin' warning! 26 00:01:11,924 --> 00:01:15,756 Task Force X. 27 00:01:15,761 --> 00:01:18,759 Your clearest path is Calle Aguero. 28 00:01:28,190 --> 00:01:30,195 You're shot and a building falls on you, 29 00:01:30,200 --> 00:01:33,565 and all you have to replace is a clavicle? 30 00:01:33,570 --> 00:01:35,090 You're the luckiest man alive. 31 00:01:36,156 --> 00:01:38,821 - Can I ask you something, Doc? - Sure. 32 00:01:38,826 --> 00:01:41,047 Can you maybe up the contrast on the X-ray a little more 33 00:01:41,052 --> 00:01:42,509 to show the definition in my muscles? 34 00:01:42,513 --> 00:01:44,077 This makes me look like one of those guys 35 00:01:44,081 --> 00:01:45,960 who works out only thinking about bulk. 36 00:01:45,965 --> 00:01:48,046 I put a lot of time into my small muscle groups, 37 00:01:48,051 --> 00:01:51,146 and according to this, it was just... wasted effort. 38 00:01:51,630 --> 00:01:53,590 It's not for your Tinder profile, Chris. 39 00:01:54,199 --> 00:01:55,295 You've healed well, 40 00:01:55,300 --> 00:01:57,297 but you're still gonna have to take it easy. 41 00:01:57,302 --> 00:01:59,308 Try to avoid lifting your right elbow 42 00:01:59,313 --> 00:02:00,581 - above your shoulder. - Sure. 43 00:02:01,390 --> 00:02:02,819 So, as long as you agree 44 00:02:02,824 --> 00:02:04,784 to keep up with the physical therapy, 45 00:02:05,260 --> 00:02:06,261 I'm discharging you. 46 00:02:08,063 --> 00:02:09,063 So, I can leave? 47 00:02:11,942 --> 00:02:12,942 Go home. 48 00:02:13,652 --> 00:02:14,653 Enjoy life. 49 00:02:26,373 --> 00:02:27,416 Psst. 50 00:02:28,167 --> 00:02:29,167 Jamil! 51 00:02:30,535 --> 00:02:32,106 I don't have any weed on me, man. 52 00:02:32,111 --> 00:02:34,127 - That was a one-time thing... - It's not that, man. 53 00:02:34,131 --> 00:02:35,549 Doctor said I was free to go. 54 00:02:37,618 --> 00:02:41,158 - Congratulations? - Jamil, you cool? 55 00:02:41,163 --> 00:02:43,886 - What does that mean? - Dude, can I trust you? 56 00:02:43,891 --> 00:02:45,012 - No. - No? 57 00:02:45,017 --> 00:02:46,388 Uh, I don't know you, man! 58 00:02:46,393 --> 00:02:48,433 - Dude, I really need somebody I can trust... - Don't trust me, man. 59 00:02:48,437 --> 00:02:50,643 We smoked weed together, man. I was in a fuckin' wheelchair! 60 00:02:50,647 --> 00:02:52,286 I can't pretend like that wasn't a nice moment, 61 00:02:52,290 --> 00:02:53,521 but that doesn't make me trustworthy. 62 00:02:53,525 --> 00:02:54,911 - I ain't trustworthy worth shit. - What? 63 00:02:54,915 --> 00:02:56,415 Why do you think I'm mopping floors, bro? 64 00:02:56,419 --> 00:02:58,534 I went to MIT. I don't like the responsibility. 65 00:02:58,538 --> 00:02:59,985 - You went to MIT? - Oh, yeah. 66 00:02:59,990 --> 00:03:01,854 - The fuck are you doing here? - That's my fucking point, man! 67 00:03:01,858 --> 00:03:03,235 Why aren't you listening to me? 68 00:03:03,240 --> 00:03:05,153 Fine! Fuck it. Don't be trustworthy, 69 00:03:05,158 --> 00:03:07,333 just let me ask you a question, and don't tell anybody about it, okay? 70 00:03:07,337 --> 00:03:08,833 I would never betray a secret. 71 00:03:08,838 --> 00:03:11,044 That is the opposite of everything you've been saying. 72 00:03:11,049 --> 00:03:13,046 Truth is, I'm supposed to be in prison. 73 00:03:13,051 --> 00:03:15,089 - For what? - Superhero shit. 74 00:03:15,094 --> 00:03:18,484 - You're a superhero? - Yeah. 75 00:03:18,489 --> 00:03:20,019 You're kinda bulky to be a superhero, aren't you? 76 00:03:20,023 --> 00:03:21,254 Bulky? What the fuck you mean, "bulky"? 77 00:03:21,258 --> 00:03:22,672 Well, most superheroes have a gymnast body. 78 00:03:22,676 --> 00:03:24,476 - They're ready to go. - I'm ready to go! 79 00:03:24,481 --> 00:03:26,812 - What superhero are you? - Peacemaker. 80 00:03:26,817 --> 00:03:28,714 - Get outta here, motherfucker! - You a fan? 81 00:03:28,719 --> 00:03:30,983 There's no superhero called Peacemaker. 82 00:03:30,988 --> 00:03:32,778 - Dude, I'm fuckin' famous. - Not that famous. 83 00:03:32,782 --> 00:03:34,362 - Aquaman, he's famous. - Fuck Aquaman! 84 00:03:34,367 --> 00:03:37,198 No, man, don't say that. Why say that? 85 00:03:37,203 --> 00:03:38,825 He bangs chicks? Good for him. 86 00:03:38,830 --> 00:03:40,689 He fucks dudes? Got no problem with that. 87 00:03:40,694 --> 00:03:43,508 He starts fuckin' fish? That's taking it a step too far. 88 00:03:43,513 --> 00:03:46,111 - Aquaman fucks fish? - Yeah. 89 00:03:46,116 --> 00:03:47,654 I don't believe it. 90 00:03:47,659 --> 00:03:49,214 A guy on Twitter works for the aquarium, 91 00:03:49,218 --> 00:03:50,825 said for 50 bucks, he brings him in the back 92 00:03:50,829 --> 00:03:52,052 so he can have his way with a sturgeon. 93 00:03:52,056 --> 00:03:53,352 I refuse to believe that. 94 00:03:53,357 --> 00:03:55,954 And I refuse to believe that @PepetheFrog89 95 00:03:55,959 --> 00:03:58,148 is lying to me for no reason. 96 00:03:58,153 --> 00:04:00,917 Fine. If you're a superhero, what were you in prison for? 97 00:04:00,922 --> 00:04:01,960 Integrity. 98 00:04:01,965 --> 00:04:03,662 I made a vow to have peace, 99 00:04:03,667 --> 00:04:05,698 no matter how many people I have to kill to get it. 100 00:04:05,703 --> 00:04:08,151 - Oh, Peacemaker! - Yes! 101 00:04:08,156 --> 00:04:10,510 - You're that racist superhero! - No! 102 00:04:10,515 --> 00:04:12,638 You only kill minorities, man! 103 00:04:12,642 --> 00:04:14,338 I killed a fair amount of white people too! 104 00:04:14,343 --> 00:04:16,308 The ratio is suspect, is all I have to say! 105 00:04:16,313 --> 00:04:18,602 - If somebody's committing a crime... - Yes? 106 00:04:18,607 --> 00:04:20,396 am I supposed to control what their ethnicity is? 107 00:04:20,400 --> 00:04:22,147 No. But you need to watch white people 108 00:04:22,152 --> 00:04:23,824 as closely as you watch people of color, 109 00:04:23,829 --> 00:04:25,484 so you see more of them committing crimes! 110 00:04:25,489 --> 00:04:26,985 Fine. That's... That's a good point. 111 00:04:26,990 --> 00:04:29,212 I will trust white people less in the future, 112 00:04:29,217 --> 00:04:31,870 and kill a higher percentage of 'em. Are you satisfied? 113 00:04:32,696 --> 00:04:36,728 Yes. Thank you. Now, what do you need? 114 00:04:36,733 --> 00:04:37,988 Doctor said I was free to go, 115 00:04:37,993 --> 00:04:39,703 so technically, I should go back to prison. 116 00:04:41,171 --> 00:04:42,501 What I need to know is, 117 00:04:42,506 --> 00:04:44,586 on the DL, is there anybody out there looking for me? 118 00:04:45,217 --> 00:04:46,755 Not that I heard of, man. 119 00:04:46,760 --> 00:04:49,246 - No cops outside, nothin'? - I ain't seen no cops. 120 00:04:50,738 --> 00:04:53,274 I'm thinkin'... I can just go? 121 00:04:55,060 --> 00:04:56,890 Why not? 122 00:05:27,467 --> 00:05:30,257 Guy's a total douchebag. 123 00:05:50,858 --> 00:05:52,358 Go. Drive. 124 00:06:03,795 --> 00:06:07,335 Yes! 125 00:07:45,555 --> 00:07:48,437 - Oh. - I thought I was gonna be like James Bond now. 126 00:07:48,441 --> 00:07:50,280 We made it. Hey. Come on. 127 00:07:50,285 --> 00:07:51,381 Yes. 128 00:07:51,386 --> 00:07:54,092 Does this look like James Bond to you? 129 00:07:54,097 --> 00:07:57,262 - Come on. - Man, I wanted champagne in the bathtub, 130 00:07:57,267 --> 00:07:59,313 and some Octopussies and shit. 131 00:07:59,318 --> 00:08:01,683 Okay, girl, you better not be getting any Octopussies 132 00:08:01,688 --> 00:08:03,101 while we're up here. 133 00:08:03,106 --> 00:08:04,394 What is an Octopussy anyway? 134 00:08:04,399 --> 00:08:07,480 Uh, that's who Maud Adams played in the movie. 135 00:08:07,485 --> 00:08:09,733 Okay, so she had eight pussies? 136 00:08:09,738 --> 00:08:12,276 As far as I know, she only had one pussy. 137 00:08:12,281 --> 00:08:14,286 - That's just her name. - Okay. 138 00:08:14,291 --> 00:08:17,211 This might be a good time for me to bring up... 139 00:08:17,913 --> 00:08:18,950 I've been thinkin'. 140 00:08:18,955 --> 00:08:22,653 If we have a kid, I'd like to name her Octopussy. 141 00:08:22,658 --> 00:08:26,917 - Oh, is that so? Really? - Yes so. And if it's a boy, 142 00:08:26,922 --> 00:08:29,169 - Sharknado. - Oh, okay. 143 00:08:29,174 --> 00:08:30,754 Well, I hope then that it's a boy, 144 00:08:30,759 --> 00:08:33,381 because, um, I don't think my parents would be too happy 145 00:08:33,386 --> 00:08:35,133 with a granddaughter named "Octopussy". 146 00:08:35,138 --> 00:08:36,469 - Really? 'Cause I think... - Yeah. 147 00:08:36,473 --> 00:08:38,642 Lois and Chuck would love that. 148 00:08:42,270 --> 00:08:45,018 What's wrong? 149 00:08:45,023 --> 00:08:46,783 Just worried. 150 00:08:47,692 --> 00:08:49,689 This job of yours, it might be dangerous, or... 151 00:08:49,694 --> 00:08:53,151 They got me filing papers and making reservations. 152 00:08:53,156 --> 00:08:55,195 I hope it stays that way. 153 00:08:55,200 --> 00:09:01,284 Keeya, this is just a paycheck. It's just for now. 154 00:09:01,289 --> 00:09:03,495 I know that I'm not made for this shit. 155 00:09:03,500 --> 00:09:05,794 I'll save up a little, then we'll go back home. 156 00:09:06,503 --> 00:09:07,749 - Okay. - Okay? 157 00:09:07,754 --> 00:09:09,714 - You promise? - I got you. 158 00:09:10,390 --> 00:09:11,475 I got you back. 159 00:09:20,433 --> 00:09:21,433 I gotta go. 160 00:09:22,352 --> 00:09:24,599 - Right now? - Yeah. 161 00:09:24,604 --> 00:09:26,523 - Okay. Love you. - Love you too. 162 00:09:34,698 --> 00:09:36,491 - Here? - Yeah. 163 00:09:38,618 --> 00:09:40,078 Oh. 164 00:09:41,079 --> 00:09:42,200 So, uh... 165 00:09:42,205 --> 00:09:45,970 So I have this. It's, uh, it's Corto Maltese money. 166 00:09:45,975 --> 00:09:47,706 But I have no idea how much it is. 167 00:09:47,711 --> 00:09:51,585 Come on. You look like a scratch lottery guy. 168 00:09:51,590 --> 00:09:54,012 Make a game of it. Take it to the bank. 169 00:09:54,017 --> 00:09:56,423 See how much it's worth. Maybe it's 50 cents, 170 00:09:56,428 --> 00:09:57,887 but maybe it's a million bucks. 171 00:09:58,555 --> 00:10:00,307 It ain't a million bucks. 172 00:10:02,058 --> 00:10:03,258 What's in the bag? 173 00:11:08,708 --> 00:11:13,546 Ah, fuck. Ah, fuck. 174 00:11:44,211 --> 00:11:45,212 Dad? 175 00:11:46,630 --> 00:11:47,876 Fuck! 176 00:12:01,678 --> 00:12:03,542 Yo, man, 177 00:12:03,546 --> 00:12:05,009 it's Vigilante, what up? 178 00:12:05,014 --> 00:12:06,549 Uh, I was wondering if you 179 00:12:06,554 --> 00:12:08,179 wanted to go out on a team-up tonight. 180 00:12:08,184 --> 00:12:10,081 Peacemaker! 181 00:12:10,086 --> 00:12:12,100 Uh, It's your BFF Vigilante here. 182 00:12:12,105 --> 00:12:13,435 What's goin' on, man? 183 00:12:13,440 --> 00:12:15,062 Uh, what do you say we go cruise 184 00:12:15,066 --> 00:12:16,195 some crime and some bitches, 185 00:12:16,200 --> 00:12:18,422 whichever comes first? Uh, BFF stands 186 00:12:18,427 --> 00:12:20,151 for "Best Friends For..." 187 00:12:20,155 --> 00:12:21,552 P, it's V! 188 00:12:21,556 --> 00:12:24,487 Are you watching this game, dude? It is so... 189 00:12:24,492 --> 00:12:25,781 Dude, uh, 190 00:12:25,785 --> 00:12:27,407 I realize in that last message, uh, 191 00:12:27,412 --> 00:12:30,076 I called you P and me V, 192 00:12:30,081 --> 00:12:32,670 as if you were a penis and I was a vagina. 193 00:12:32,675 --> 00:12:35,256 Uh, that, like, definitely was... It was not my intention... 194 00:12:36,454 --> 00:12:38,593 Peacemaker, it's Vigilante. I just got the scoop 195 00:12:38,597 --> 00:12:41,296 on a big heroin shipment coming in tonight! 196 00:12:41,301 --> 00:12:43,097 - Let's go down there... - Dude, don't be saying that shit on my phone, man! 197 00:12:43,101 --> 00:12:45,182 - What the fuck? - ... motherfuckers' heads off! 198 00:12:47,140 --> 00:12:49,554 Stay where you are, Smith. 199 00:12:59,235 --> 00:13:00,273 Fuck. 200 00:13:00,278 --> 00:13:03,193 Fuck! I knew it was fucking too good to be true! 201 00:13:03,198 --> 00:13:06,821 Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! My life fuckin' sucks. 202 00:13:06,826 --> 00:13:07,826 I mean... 203 00:13:08,411 --> 00:13:10,441 Ah, fuck! Ah, nah, I'm fu... 204 00:13:10,446 --> 00:13:13,745 I'm... I'm... I'm good. I'm fucking... I'm good. 205 00:13:13,750 --> 00:13:14,913 Fuck! 206 00:13:14,918 --> 00:13:17,715 You only served four years of your 30-year sentence, 207 00:13:17,720 --> 00:13:20,184 and you thought we were just gonna let you go scot-free? 208 00:13:20,189 --> 00:13:23,054 Yeah. I killed Rick Flag for you people! 209 00:13:23,059 --> 00:13:24,755 No one ever told you to kill Flag. 210 00:13:24,760 --> 00:13:26,459 Waller said do whatever I had to do to make sure 211 00:13:26,463 --> 00:13:28,427 those Project Starfish files didn't get out. 212 00:13:28,431 --> 00:13:30,054 I made the only choice I could. 213 00:13:30,058 --> 00:13:33,223 Funny, for you, how often the only choice and killing people coincides. 214 00:13:33,228 --> 00:13:35,167 What the fuck is he doing? 215 00:13:35,171 --> 00:13:38,069 I have low blood sugar, okay? So I'm dizzy. 216 00:13:38,074 --> 00:13:39,604 You showed you were loyal. 217 00:13:39,609 --> 00:13:42,106 You're a born killer with expertise 218 00:13:42,111 --> 00:13:44,275 in every weapon known to humankind, 219 00:13:44,280 --> 00:13:46,945 and you've had experience in black ops around the globe, 220 00:13:46,950 --> 00:13:50,198 so I'm giving you the chance to stay out of prison 221 00:13:50,203 --> 00:13:52,330 - and work for me. - And you are? 222 00:13:52,956 --> 00:13:54,536 Name's Murn. 223 00:13:54,541 --> 00:13:56,501 - Clemson Murn? - That's right. 224 00:13:57,418 --> 00:13:59,879 I report directly to Amanda Waller. 225 00:14:01,130 --> 00:14:02,919 This is Harcourt, who you may know 226 00:14:02,924 --> 00:14:04,796 from Waller's team at Belle Reve. 227 00:14:04,801 --> 00:14:07,257 She'll be your handler in the field. 228 00:14:07,262 --> 00:14:09,050 John Economos, who you may also know, 229 00:14:09,055 --> 00:14:10,301 is tech and tactics. 230 00:14:10,306 --> 00:14:12,128 Hey, dude, you're eating four-year-old olives 231 00:14:12,133 --> 00:14:14,597 out of my fuckin' fridge. 232 00:14:14,602 --> 00:14:16,975 And this is our new recruit, Leota Adebayo, 233 00:14:16,980 --> 00:14:19,068 which means she'll be doing most everything else. 234 00:14:19,073 --> 00:14:22,941 Glad to be here. Ready to kick some ass, sir. 235 00:14:22,946 --> 00:14:25,641 And really lookin' forward to gettin' to know all of you. 236 00:14:25,646 --> 00:14:27,860 Even you, Peacemaker. 237 00:14:27,865 --> 00:14:30,989 Uh, even though you're not the best guy in the world. 238 00:14:30,994 --> 00:14:34,050 And Economos, you seem like you're very easy to talk to. 239 00:14:34,055 --> 00:14:36,828 So I look forward to working with you. 240 00:14:36,833 --> 00:14:39,622 Harcourt, I feel like, because we're the only women here, 241 00:14:39,627 --> 00:14:41,232 we have to have each other's back. 242 00:14:41,237 --> 00:14:43,860 Anything you need, I got you. 243 00:14:43,865 --> 00:14:48,406 And, Mr. Murn, I have to say your outfits are really dapper. 244 00:14:48,411 --> 00:14:51,075 I'm really excited to be here, and I promise 245 00:14:51,080 --> 00:14:52,827 you're not gonna regret this. 246 00:14:52,832 --> 00:14:54,637 I know inside my mind 247 00:14:54,642 --> 00:14:56,606 I'm not supposed to be giving a speech, 248 00:14:56,611 --> 00:14:59,839 but sometimes my mouth just does what it wants, so... 249 00:15:01,324 --> 00:15:03,376 Close mouth. I'm bitin' my tongue right now. 250 00:15:04,819 --> 00:15:06,070 Not gonna talk again. 251 00:15:07,363 --> 00:15:08,483 I'm done talking. 252 00:15:09,532 --> 00:15:12,363 What's the op? 253 00:15:12,368 --> 00:15:14,173 Domestic situation, 254 00:15:14,178 --> 00:15:16,068 known as Project Butterfly. 255 00:15:16,073 --> 00:15:17,870 As I recall, you guys aren't particularly creative 256 00:15:17,874 --> 00:15:19,537 with the case file names. 257 00:15:19,542 --> 00:15:22,206 Project Starfish was a giant walkin' starfish. 258 00:15:22,211 --> 00:15:24,255 So, what, am I fighting a Mothra now? 259 00:15:26,257 --> 00:15:27,345 I am? 260 00:15:27,350 --> 00:15:29,590 I'm fightin' a Mothra? What the fuck do I fight a Mothra with? 261 00:15:29,594 --> 00:15:31,215 That's not what it is. 262 00:15:31,220 --> 00:15:32,925 - Can I get a jetpack? - No. 263 00:15:32,930 --> 00:15:34,886 How the fuck am I supposed to fight a Mothra 264 00:15:34,891 --> 00:15:36,488 - without a jetpack? - It's not a Mothra. 265 00:15:36,492 --> 00:15:38,015 Still, my desire for a jetpack remains, 266 00:15:38,019 --> 00:15:39,849 'cause you got me all excited about it. 267 00:15:39,854 --> 00:15:41,606 We need you to do contract work. 268 00:15:43,024 --> 00:15:44,696 - Kill people? - Bad people. 269 00:15:44,701 --> 00:15:47,774 - Whom we call Butterflies. - What if I say no? 270 00:15:47,779 --> 00:15:49,375 You'll have to return to Belle Reve. 271 00:15:49,380 --> 00:15:50,777 What's to keep me from splittin'? 272 00:15:50,782 --> 00:15:52,154 We still have that bomb in your head 273 00:15:52,158 --> 00:15:54,489 to track you with, and if that fails, 274 00:15:54,494 --> 00:15:56,037 we'll blow you the hell up. 275 00:16:03,920 --> 00:16:06,209 We'll meet you for dinner tonight. 276 00:16:06,214 --> 00:16:07,669 Seven-thirty at... Where is it? 277 00:16:07,674 --> 00:16:09,629 Fennel Fields on Manchester Road. 278 00:16:09,634 --> 00:16:12,503 - And the mozzarella sticks... - ... are dope. 279 00:16:13,930 --> 00:16:15,468 Enjoy my food, Dye-Beard. 280 00:16:15,473 --> 00:16:17,595 - It's not dyed. - Oh, yeah, sure. 281 00:16:17,600 --> 00:16:20,181 Hard edge of two-tone gray and Magic Marker brown, 282 00:16:20,186 --> 00:16:22,500 - that's natural. - No. 283 00:16:22,505 --> 00:16:23,601 I'll be there. 284 00:16:23,606 --> 00:16:25,792 I just gotta swing by my dad's and get Eagly. 285 00:16:26,868 --> 00:16:27,947 Who's Eagly? 286 00:16:27,952 --> 00:16:31,109 Don't you do your research? He's my sidekick. 287 00:17:17,185 --> 00:17:19,349 You that Peacemaker guy? 288 00:17:19,354 --> 00:17:22,201 - Yeah. - Evil supervillain. 289 00:17:22,206 --> 00:17:24,479 Not a supervillain. That's a misconception. 290 00:17:24,484 --> 00:17:26,138 I'm a superhero. 291 00:17:26,143 --> 00:17:28,499 Batman is a superhero. 292 00:17:28,504 --> 00:17:30,835 Yeah? Joe Blaggadashiocentro is a dude workin' 293 00:17:30,840 --> 00:17:32,835 - in his fuckin' garden. - Joe who? 294 00:17:32,840 --> 00:17:35,239 Point is just 'cause some other dumb motherfucker is out there 295 00:17:35,243 --> 00:17:38,009 with shears, clippin' roses, doesn't mean you aren't, huh? 296 00:17:38,014 --> 00:17:39,510 If you're gonna make up a person, 297 00:17:39,515 --> 00:17:42,296 why make up a person with such a long name? 298 00:17:42,301 --> 00:17:43,623 I'm so sorry, 299 00:17:43,628 --> 00:17:45,291 I don't spend all my fucking time 300 00:17:45,296 --> 00:17:47,260 thinking of realistic-sounding last names, 301 00:17:47,264 --> 00:17:48,791 you wrinkly old fuck! 302 00:17:51,527 --> 00:17:52,653 Hey, Dad. 303 00:17:57,325 --> 00:17:58,925 Fuck you. 304 00:18:00,336 --> 00:18:02,232 Below their lying, 305 00:18:02,237 --> 00:18:04,202 liberal human faces 306 00:18:04,207 --> 00:18:06,162 lurk extraterrestrial beings, 307 00:18:06,167 --> 00:18:09,212 who want nothing other than our civilization to fail! 308 00:18:10,087 --> 00:18:12,210 They are among us. 309 00:18:12,215 --> 00:18:13,921 I don't get enough attention, I gotta have you 310 00:18:13,925 --> 00:18:15,671 chattin' up my fruity neighbors? 311 00:18:15,676 --> 00:18:17,920 Guy was talking to me! He was being a total 'nad. 312 00:18:18,888 --> 00:18:21,761 - Got out of prison. - You don't say? 313 00:18:21,766 --> 00:18:24,006 It's been kind of a rough go for me lately, Dad. I was... 314 00:18:25,102 --> 00:18:26,982 laid out in the hospital for, like, five months. 315 00:18:33,427 --> 00:18:35,308 Somebody shot me. A building fell on me. 316 00:18:35,313 --> 00:18:37,777 You let somebody shoot you? 317 00:18:37,782 --> 00:18:40,102 It's not like I invited him to come shoot me, Dad. 318 00:18:40,618 --> 00:18:42,036 Pathetic. 319 00:18:50,962 --> 00:18:52,750 - New lamp? - Huh? 320 00:18:52,755 --> 00:18:58,422 - The... The lamp, is it new? - No. It's three months old. 321 00:18:58,427 --> 00:19:01,759 - Been in prison for four years. - Don't make it no newer. 322 00:19:01,764 --> 00:19:03,353 You know, I asked you to cancel my phone service. 323 00:19:03,357 --> 00:19:04,720 It was still on. 324 00:19:04,725 --> 00:19:06,682 I've been paying for service for years 'cause you forgot. 325 00:19:06,686 --> 00:19:09,567 Oh, it's my fault now you fucked up 326 00:19:09,572 --> 00:19:10,626 - and went to prison? - That's not what I'm sayin'. 327 00:19:10,630 --> 00:19:12,511 - Then what are you sayin'? - It's my service. 328 00:19:12,516 --> 00:19:14,730 - I got no money. - Jesus Christ. 329 00:19:14,735 --> 00:19:16,195 You're a fuckin' pussy. 330 00:19:17,113 --> 00:19:20,241 - You been takin' Eagly out? - Yeah. 331 00:19:21,450 --> 00:19:22,451 Where is he? 332 00:19:27,957 --> 00:19:30,788 Eagly. 333 00:19:40,970 --> 00:19:43,050 Who's a good boy? 334 00:19:43,055 --> 00:19:48,931 Yeah? Who's Daddy's boy? 335 00:19:48,936 --> 00:19:52,476 Dad, look how excited he is. 336 00:19:52,481 --> 00:19:56,277 Dad, he's just awesome, right? 337 00:19:57,695 --> 00:19:59,030 Oh, my God. 338 00:19:59,655 --> 00:20:00,823 He's... He's hugging me. 339 00:20:01,808 --> 00:20:02,809 He's hugging me. 340 00:20:04,085 --> 00:20:06,504 This is fuckin' amazing. 341 00:20:07,663 --> 00:20:09,749 Dad! Grab my phone, I don't wanna move. 342 00:20:10,458 --> 00:20:12,747 Dad? 343 00:20:12,752 --> 00:20:14,498 Dad? 344 00:20:16,422 --> 00:20:18,336 You think it makes this noise all the time? 345 00:20:18,341 --> 00:20:19,712 Yeah, I don't know. 346 00:20:24,722 --> 00:20:26,802 Hey, new girl, get your shit off there. 347 00:20:26,807 --> 00:20:28,346 Damn. 348 00:20:28,351 --> 00:20:30,937 This is the only desk with sun. Take the one in the middle. 349 00:20:34,190 --> 00:20:36,454 I don't know what you did to piss off Amanda Waller, 350 00:20:36,458 --> 00:20:39,072 but she's definitely fucking me and John with this gig. 351 00:20:39,077 --> 00:20:41,309 What agency did you get transferred from? 352 00:20:41,314 --> 00:20:42,568 "Fucking you" how? 353 00:20:42,573 --> 00:20:45,655 We helped Task Force X during Project Starfish, 354 00:20:45,660 --> 00:20:48,291 and this is her way of getting back at us. 355 00:20:48,296 --> 00:20:49,599 Yeah, I don't think so. 356 00:20:49,604 --> 00:20:51,635 Hey, new girl's an expert over here, John. 357 00:20:51,640 --> 00:20:54,038 Well, she's entitled to her opinion. 358 00:20:54,043 --> 00:20:56,791 - Thank you. - Her stupid fuckin' opinion. 359 00:20:56,796 --> 00:21:00,015 Oh, sweet, we have a piano. That's useful for black ops. 360 00:21:01,617 --> 00:21:04,456 This is the worst HQ of all time. 361 00:21:05,930 --> 00:21:08,052 You guys hear that, right? It's not just me? 362 00:21:08,057 --> 00:21:10,320 - We hear what? - The fuckin' pi... Oh. 363 00:21:10,325 --> 00:21:11,902 Nice gaslighting. 364 00:21:33,582 --> 00:21:35,746 You'll get a kick out of this, Dad. 365 00:21:39,297 --> 00:21:42,804 Guy I was working with, Bloodsport, big, 366 00:21:42,809 --> 00:21:45,290 tough motherfucker, mercenary, all these weapons and shit. 367 00:21:46,137 --> 00:21:48,347 We find out he's got a rat phobia. 368 00:21:49,248 --> 00:21:50,428 And not just... 369 00:21:50,433 --> 00:21:52,663 not just any phobia. I mean like pure terror, 370 00:21:52,668 --> 00:21:55,474 screamin' like a little girl. 371 00:21:55,479 --> 00:21:57,893 And this other member of the team, Ratcatcher, 372 00:21:57,898 --> 00:22:00,021 she controls rats! 373 00:22:00,026 --> 00:22:02,274 And, Dad, Dad, you know how he got the phobia? 374 00:22:02,278 --> 00:22:04,275 Of course I don't fuckin' know how he got it. 375 00:22:04,280 --> 00:22:07,178 He was tortured! His own father tortured him 376 00:22:07,183 --> 00:22:08,779 by lockin' him in a crate 377 00:22:08,784 --> 00:22:11,581 for 24 hours with nothing but starving rats! 378 00:22:11,586 --> 00:22:14,744 Right? 379 00:22:14,749 --> 00:22:16,287 We... 380 00:22:16,292 --> 00:22:19,707 He had these horrible acne scars. 381 00:22:19,712 --> 00:22:21,710 - Scars! - Yeah! Yeah, but they weren't! 382 00:22:21,714 --> 00:22:25,212 They were rat bites from when the rats 383 00:22:25,217 --> 00:22:27,841 would gnaw at his flesh when he was a little kid! 384 00:22:27,845 --> 00:22:29,341 That's... It's funny, right? 385 00:22:29,346 --> 00:22:33,304 Dad? 386 00:22:33,309 --> 00:22:35,806 I'll get... I'll get water. 387 00:22:40,416 --> 00:22:44,248 Here, here, here. 388 00:22:47,723 --> 00:22:51,097 Hmm. 389 00:22:51,102 --> 00:22:53,190 - This fag that was afraid of the rats... - Yeah. 390 00:22:53,195 --> 00:22:55,873 Please God don't tell me he was the one who shot you. 391 00:23:06,342 --> 00:23:08,131 You know, a lot of what happened in Corto Maltese 392 00:23:08,135 --> 00:23:09,135 is confidential. 393 00:23:14,725 --> 00:23:16,305 How did my fucking sperm... 394 00:23:17,019 --> 00:23:20,289 grow into a nancy boy like you? 395 00:23:24,193 --> 00:23:25,956 Look, I just came by to get Eagly 396 00:23:25,961 --> 00:23:27,561 and see if you had another helmet for me. 397 00:23:46,115 --> 00:23:48,800 This one has full-body force field. 398 00:23:49,577 --> 00:23:52,279 This has sonic blast capabilities. 399 00:23:53,814 --> 00:23:56,804 You need to breathe underwater, then this is the one for you. 400 00:23:56,809 --> 00:23:59,361 And, uh, this one has X-ray vision. 401 00:24:03,306 --> 00:24:05,521 I didn't make these things while you were in prison. 402 00:24:05,526 --> 00:24:07,273 These are all from before. 403 00:24:07,278 --> 00:24:09,150 I know. 404 00:24:09,155 --> 00:24:11,026 I never gave you a second thought 405 00:24:11,031 --> 00:24:12,751 - while you were in there. - Fine. 406 00:24:13,575 --> 00:24:15,239 Just tell me which one you think is best? 407 00:24:15,644 --> 00:24:17,808 I hesitate giving you any helmet, 408 00:24:17,813 --> 00:24:20,432 as big a simp as you turned out to be. 409 00:24:21,458 --> 00:24:24,281 But what the fuck? If you can do some good with it, 410 00:24:24,286 --> 00:24:27,026 maybe take out a couple of commies, some Blacks, 411 00:24:27,031 --> 00:24:28,677 or papists, or a kike, or something. 412 00:24:28,682 --> 00:24:31,477 Better than sittin' in this fuckin' closet. 413 00:24:32,595 --> 00:24:34,305 Dad, that's not my thing. Um... 414 00:24:35,222 --> 00:24:36,927 I do what I do to st... stop criminals, 415 00:24:36,932 --> 00:24:38,652 - not a specific... - Yeah, sure. 416 00:24:47,067 --> 00:24:49,039 So I forgot to close the balcony door, 417 00:24:49,044 --> 00:24:50,132 and when I came home, 418 00:24:50,137 --> 00:24:51,842 my living room was full of pigeons. 419 00:24:51,847 --> 00:24:53,541 Are you kidding me? 420 00:24:53,546 --> 00:24:56,146 No. There was like ten of 'em, and they shit all over my couch. 421 00:24:56,151 --> 00:24:57,351 No. This guy. 422 00:24:59,279 --> 00:25:02,852 Did this dipshit really show up 423 00:25:02,857 --> 00:25:04,455 in full cosplay mode? 424 00:25:04,460 --> 00:25:06,323 This is the guy Waller's giving us? 425 00:25:06,328 --> 00:25:08,709 - I told you she's fucking us. - She's not fucking us. 426 00:25:08,714 --> 00:25:10,977 Is that an eagle in his back seat? 427 00:25:10,982 --> 00:25:12,562 She's fucking us. 428 00:25:15,679 --> 00:25:17,267 Hi, sir, welcome in. 429 00:25:17,272 --> 00:25:19,553 Oh, I'm with them. Can I just grab a menu, please? 430 00:25:19,558 --> 00:25:21,138 - Mm-hmm. - Thank you. 431 00:25:27,316 --> 00:25:29,568 Hey. Scooch. 432 00:25:30,736 --> 00:25:33,734 Why are you in your costume? 433 00:25:33,739 --> 00:25:36,862 Costume? This is a uniform. And it's brand new, 434 00:25:36,867 --> 00:25:38,305 so I gotta stretch it out, 435 00:25:38,310 --> 00:25:40,242 make it more comfortable before I go on a mission. 436 00:25:40,246 --> 00:25:42,660 Maybe I'm stupid, but why would you even wanna wear that 437 00:25:42,665 --> 00:25:43,827 on a mission? 438 00:25:43,832 --> 00:25:45,537 A bright red shirt and white pants 439 00:25:45,542 --> 00:25:48,399 aren't exactly conducive to lurking in the shadows. 440 00:25:48,404 --> 00:25:50,669 People see this uniform, it strikes fear in their hearts. 441 00:25:50,673 --> 00:25:53,254 What people? The other people at the Village People tryouts? 442 00:25:54,510 --> 00:25:57,174 Why is there a bald eagle in your car? 443 00:25:57,179 --> 00:25:59,365 That's Eagly. You guys ordered without me? 444 00:26:00,024 --> 00:26:02,897 - "Eagly" is your pet eagle? - Yeah. 445 00:26:02,902 --> 00:26:05,441 Is your dog named Doggy? 446 00:26:05,446 --> 00:26:07,567 - All right. - Do you have a daughter named Daughtery? 447 00:26:08,425 --> 00:26:10,825 Jealous of a guy's pet eagle much? 448 00:26:10,830 --> 00:26:13,824 Hey, sweet-cheeks! 449 00:26:13,829 --> 00:26:15,183 Can you take my order real quick? 450 00:26:15,188 --> 00:26:17,435 - Sorry... - Hi. Sure thing. What can I get you? 451 00:26:17,440 --> 00:26:20,906 Uh, mixed green salad, and we'll do the garlic zoodles. 452 00:26:20,911 --> 00:26:23,284 - Zoodles. Good choice. - Thank you. 453 00:26:23,289 --> 00:26:26,041 "Good choice". 454 00:26:31,180 --> 00:26:34,919 - Zoodles are zucchini noodles. - "Sweet cheeks"? 455 00:26:34,924 --> 00:26:36,037 Seriously, dude? 456 00:26:36,042 --> 00:26:37,914 She had cherubic cheeks. It's a compliment. 457 00:26:37,919 --> 00:26:39,508 "Sweet cheeks" is your butt. 458 00:26:39,513 --> 00:26:40,843 - No, it's not. - It is. 459 00:26:40,848 --> 00:26:43,178 It's like calling somebody, I don't know, "sugar tits". 460 00:26:43,183 --> 00:26:45,314 That's totally inappropriate. 461 00:26:45,319 --> 00:26:47,933 Her tits are way too big to be sugar tits. 462 00:26:47,938 --> 00:26:50,728 Sugar tits are, like, smaller, perkier tits. Like... 463 00:26:50,733 --> 00:26:53,689 yours. Uh, technically, I think you may have sugar tits, too... 464 00:26:53,694 --> 00:26:55,358 - Oh, yeah? - ... but somehow that also feels inappropriate. 465 00:26:55,362 --> 00:26:57,184 All right, Peacemaker. That's enough. 466 00:26:57,188 --> 00:26:59,194 You don't have to be happy with this detail, 467 00:26:59,199 --> 00:27:00,739 but you do have to treat your fellow soldiers 468 00:27:00,743 --> 00:27:03,198 - with respect. - Yeah? Heard plenty of stories 469 00:27:03,203 --> 00:27:05,200 about how you treat people with respect, Murn. 470 00:27:05,205 --> 00:27:06,644 Plenty. 471 00:27:06,649 --> 00:27:08,825 Why is that busboy staring at you? 472 00:27:11,420 --> 00:27:14,089 I think that's my friend Gut Chase's younger brother. 473 00:27:15,841 --> 00:27:17,201 He has mental issues. 474 00:27:23,640 --> 00:27:25,554 Thank you. Just the old shell game. 475 00:27:25,559 --> 00:27:28,173 - Take this home. Study it. - What is it? 476 00:27:28,178 --> 00:27:30,272 It's the dossier on the first target. 477 00:27:31,273 --> 00:27:33,979 - U.S. Senator? - Don't look at it here. 478 00:27:33,984 --> 00:27:35,898 Take our word for it, the man's a serious threat 479 00:27:35,903 --> 00:27:37,503 to the safety of American citizens. 480 00:27:39,147 --> 00:27:41,445 Oh, my God, could you at least take you helmet off? 481 00:27:41,450 --> 00:27:42,947 You're gonna get dressing all over it. 482 00:27:42,951 --> 00:27:45,075 Dressing is easier to get off this helmet than a human lip. 483 00:27:45,079 --> 00:27:46,617 That's a fuckin' fact. 484 00:27:46,622 --> 00:27:49,162 You want to have a dressing-getting-off contest right now, Dye-Beard? 485 00:27:49,166 --> 00:27:50,779 Okay, I don't dye my beard. 486 00:27:50,784 --> 00:27:52,790 I've always had unusually colored hair. 487 00:27:52,795 --> 00:27:54,733 - Smith, just... - Jesus... 488 00:27:54,738 --> 00:27:55,738 Fine. Fuck. 489 00:27:58,158 --> 00:27:59,718 Are you always gonna be this difficult? 490 00:28:00,160 --> 00:28:01,160 Yep. 491 00:28:06,141 --> 00:28:08,722 Fuck yeah! Peacemaker's back, baby! 492 00:28:20,155 --> 00:28:21,820 - Sup, Adrian? - Hey, the... the reason 493 00:28:21,824 --> 00:28:23,320 I'm excited, it is normal. 494 00:28:23,325 --> 00:28:26,573 Uh, I just found out this girl that I'm seeing, 495 00:28:26,578 --> 00:28:28,372 she's pregnant, you know? 496 00:28:29,882 --> 00:28:31,170 You got a girlfriend? 497 00:28:31,175 --> 00:28:35,899 Yeah. Uh, her name is Sharon, uh, Osbourne. Uh, not... 498 00:28:35,904 --> 00:28:37,359 not the one that you may know. 499 00:28:37,364 --> 00:28:39,378 She's, uh, a different one. The... yeah. 500 00:28:39,383 --> 00:28:42,339 Why are you always trying to get me to set you up with my cousin then? 501 00:28:42,344 --> 00:28:43,758 Well, I wouldn't... I wouldn't say, like, 502 00:28:43,762 --> 00:28:46,142 - "girlfriend", you know? - But you're happy 503 00:28:46,147 --> 00:28:48,436 - she's pregnant? - Yeah. 504 00:28:48,441 --> 00:28:51,486 Because we are going to have an abortion. 505 00:28:54,898 --> 00:28:57,058 - Well, yeah, good luck. - Thank you. Yeah. 506 00:28:57,526 --> 00:28:59,247 Hey, you're invited if you... 507 00:28:59,252 --> 00:29:02,964 I don't wanna come to your abortion, man. 508 00:29:03,657 --> 00:29:04,657 That's cool. 509 00:29:09,997 --> 00:29:11,618 Fuck yeah! 510 00:29:11,623 --> 00:29:12,824 Peacemaker, baby. 511 00:29:19,047 --> 00:29:22,254 Aw, you missed? 512 00:29:22,259 --> 00:29:24,263 Hey, bud. Learning to drive now? 513 00:29:24,268 --> 00:29:25,550 You gonna drive us home? Yeah? 514 00:29:25,554 --> 00:29:26,554 It's friendly? 515 00:29:28,515 --> 00:29:30,304 Oh, yeah. 516 00:29:30,309 --> 00:29:33,644 - I love animals. - Yeah. Eagly is amazing. 517 00:29:37,908 --> 00:29:39,822 Hey. 518 00:29:39,827 --> 00:29:41,305 Hey, bud. 519 00:29:41,310 --> 00:29:42,448 Just... Oh, shit! 520 00:29:42,453 --> 00:29:43,860 Man, I thought you said it was friendly. 521 00:29:43,864 --> 00:29:45,403 Oh, I thought you meant friendly to me. 522 00:29:45,407 --> 00:29:49,114 Yeah, I know it's friendly to you. I saw you pet it. 523 00:29:49,119 --> 00:29:50,643 You know, he was so happy to see me today, 524 00:29:50,647 --> 00:29:52,270 he wrapped his wings around me and hugged me. 525 00:29:52,274 --> 00:29:54,188 - An eagle hugged you? - Oh, yeah. 526 00:29:54,193 --> 00:29:55,671 Yeah, I call bullshit on that. 527 00:29:55,676 --> 00:29:57,915 You don't wanna believe in miracles, that's on you. 528 00:29:57,920 --> 00:29:59,583 - You're the new girl, huh? - Yeah. 529 00:29:59,588 --> 00:30:01,920 But I know my shit, don't worry about that. I've done a lot of, 530 00:30:01,924 --> 00:30:05,542 - you know, notable things. - That's super vague. 531 00:30:05,547 --> 00:30:08,592 Yeah, 'cause if I told you any more, I'd have to, you know... 532 00:30:11,433 --> 00:30:14,640 - Kill me? - Yeah. 533 00:30:14,645 --> 00:30:17,630 Oh, you hubbed up? 534 00:30:18,649 --> 00:30:20,354 What? 535 00:30:20,359 --> 00:30:22,814 - Married, yeah. - Hmm. That's cool. 536 00:30:22,819 --> 00:30:24,733 I'm into old-fashioned stuff too, you know, 537 00:30:24,738 --> 00:30:26,568 Hummel figurines and capital punishment... 538 00:30:26,573 --> 00:30:28,946 and Garbage Pail Kids and stuff. 539 00:30:28,951 --> 00:30:30,031 You know? 540 00:30:30,953 --> 00:30:32,282 Hey, what'd you mean 541 00:30:32,287 --> 00:30:34,785 when you said you heard stories about Mr. Murn? 542 00:30:34,790 --> 00:30:35,916 I know he's a mercenary. 543 00:30:36,450 --> 00:30:37,830 I know he killed a lot of people, 544 00:30:37,835 --> 00:30:39,195 and not always for the right side. 545 00:30:40,337 --> 00:30:41,855 I know I don't trust his ass. 546 00:30:43,782 --> 00:30:46,380 Well, good night, Smith. 547 00:30:46,385 --> 00:30:49,800 - 'Night, Arbysmola. - It's Adebayo. 548 00:30:49,805 --> 00:30:51,635 Adebayo. 549 00:30:51,640 --> 00:30:53,804 Although I do appreciate 550 00:30:53,809 --> 00:30:55,056 the confidence with which you said 551 00:30:55,060 --> 00:30:56,890 something so wrong. 552 00:30:56,895 --> 00:30:59,409 Oh, that's my thing. That and having a big dick. 553 00:30:59,414 --> 00:31:01,937 Yep, information I had no need for. 554 00:31:01,942 --> 00:31:03,647 No, I'm... I'm serious. 555 00:31:03,652 --> 00:31:05,692 It's too big, actually. It... 556 00:31:06,179 --> 00:31:07,817 - causes people pain. - Okay. 557 00:31:07,822 --> 00:31:09,861 Kids in junior high, they called me "Chimp-Arm". 558 00:31:09,866 --> 00:31:12,906 Good night, sweet-cheeks. 559 00:31:12,911 --> 00:31:14,325 "Sweet-cheeks". 560 00:31:16,081 --> 00:31:17,703 That wasn't inappropriate, was it, Eagly? 561 00:32:10,043 --> 00:32:13,103 Oh, woo-hoo. 562 00:32:20,428 --> 00:32:25,062 Hey, Goldilocks, can I ask you a question? 563 00:32:25,067 --> 00:32:26,980 As long as it's a question about how to cure 564 00:32:26,985 --> 00:32:30,280 - rotting fish breath, sure. - Fuck you, bitch! 565 00:32:52,511 --> 00:32:56,334 - Crazy coincidence, right? - Oh, yeah. Yeah. 566 00:32:56,339 --> 00:32:58,445 - Uncanny. - Right? 567 00:32:58,450 --> 00:33:01,431 - What can I get you? - I'll just... I'll have the same. 568 00:33:01,436 --> 00:33:04,731 - So... Harcourt, right? - Yeah. 569 00:33:06,149 --> 00:33:07,149 Thank you. 570 00:33:09,069 --> 00:33:10,809 - What's your first name? - Why? 571 00:33:13,307 --> 00:33:14,667 Just curious. I mean... 572 00:33:15,783 --> 00:33:17,656 You know, you don't have to call me Peacemaker, 573 00:33:17,661 --> 00:33:19,408 you can call me Chris. 574 00:33:19,413 --> 00:33:21,810 I'll call you Peacemaker. You call me Harcourt. 575 00:33:21,815 --> 00:33:22,815 How's that? 576 00:33:24,626 --> 00:33:25,664 Okay. 577 00:33:25,669 --> 00:33:27,608 You fucking kidding me? She said what? 578 00:33:27,612 --> 00:33:29,335 - I'm just trying to say... - Hey. 579 00:33:29,339 --> 00:33:30,586 it doesn't always have to be about work... 580 00:33:30,590 --> 00:33:31,795 - Hold on. - Okay. 581 00:33:31,800 --> 00:33:33,588 What the fuck did you say to my friend, 582 00:33:33,593 --> 00:33:35,133 you ugly fuckin cu... 583 00:33:38,598 --> 00:33:40,512 Jesus fuck, lady. 584 00:33:40,517 --> 00:33:43,214 - What was that next word? "You ugly fucking" what? - Oh, God! 585 00:33:45,939 --> 00:33:48,275 Any of the rest of you wanna finish it for him? 586 00:34:00,829 --> 00:34:04,274 - What were you saying? - Get off me! 587 00:34:05,417 --> 00:34:08,165 Aw, poor baby! 588 00:34:08,170 --> 00:34:09,721 That was so fuckin' hot. 589 00:34:11,030 --> 00:34:13,085 I clocked you driving by 590 00:34:13,090 --> 00:34:15,968 and then making a U-turn to follow me in here. 591 00:34:17,412 --> 00:34:20,418 Come on, the way you say it makes it sound all stalkery. 592 00:34:20,423 --> 00:34:22,429 No, the way that you did it 593 00:34:22,434 --> 00:34:24,686 made it stalkery. I just described it. 594 00:34:25,437 --> 00:34:28,018 Look, I have no interest in you 595 00:34:28,023 --> 00:34:30,020 other than your ability to fight for us. 596 00:34:30,025 --> 00:34:31,630 Just because you're handsome doesn't mean 597 00:34:31,635 --> 00:34:33,355 you're not a piece-of-shit murderer. 598 00:34:33,360 --> 00:34:36,946 - You think I'm handsome? - Oh, my God, please fuck off. 599 00:34:42,120 --> 00:34:43,700 Okay, look, I... I've been in prison 600 00:34:43,705 --> 00:34:44,956 the last four years, okay? 601 00:34:46,416 --> 00:34:48,371 I haven't been with anyone... I... I haven't been 602 00:34:48,376 --> 00:34:50,908 with any woman in a long time. 603 00:34:50,913 --> 00:34:52,960 I'm not asking for emotional connection here. 604 00:34:52,964 --> 00:34:54,695 I'm just asking for fun. 605 00:34:54,700 --> 00:34:57,377 Genital-to-genital contact, no touching above here. 606 00:34:59,246 --> 00:35:00,575 No. Fuck it, it's gotta be here. 607 00:35:00,580 --> 00:35:03,787 I gotta touch your boobs. Sorry. Just trying to, 608 00:35:03,792 --> 00:35:05,098 I don't know, relieve some of the stress 609 00:35:05,102 --> 00:35:06,840 that's been building up over the years. I mean... 610 00:35:06,844 --> 00:35:09,158 Cool! And I'm just trying to fuckin' have a beer, 611 00:35:09,163 --> 00:35:10,901 but whether it's those douchebags or you, 612 00:35:10,906 --> 00:35:13,104 I guess that's just something that I can't have 613 00:35:13,109 --> 00:35:16,566 in my life because, I don't know, I wear makeup? 614 00:35:19,741 --> 00:35:20,826 You know what? 615 00:35:21,743 --> 00:35:22,786 Go fuck yourself... 616 00:35:58,313 --> 00:35:59,560 How's the team? 617 00:35:59,565 --> 00:36:03,772 Okay, I guess. Murn, I hear, is not such a great guy. 618 00:36:03,777 --> 00:36:05,682 I don't care about the quality of the knife, 619 00:36:05,686 --> 00:36:07,284 as long as the blade is sharp. 620 00:36:07,289 --> 00:36:09,786 - John seems okay. - He's pliable. 621 00:36:09,791 --> 00:36:12,330 Harcourt is hard. 622 00:36:12,335 --> 00:36:14,332 Barbie's ambitious. Watch out for her. 623 00:36:14,337 --> 00:36:16,501 Shouldn't we just loop them in on the whole plan? 624 00:36:16,506 --> 00:36:20,213 No. You're my eyes and ears, Leota, while you're there. 625 00:36:20,218 --> 00:36:22,674 And the only one I trust with the big picture. 626 00:36:22,679 --> 00:36:24,514 Did my forger get you the diary? 627 00:36:26,249 --> 00:36:29,306 This goofy shit? Yeah. 628 00:36:29,311 --> 00:36:31,474 Hide it in his trailer the first chance you get, 629 00:36:31,479 --> 00:36:32,859 somewhere he won't find it. 630 00:36:34,348 --> 00:36:35,678 How's Peacemaker? 631 00:36:35,683 --> 00:36:39,691 Yeah. He's his own thing. 632 00:36:39,696 --> 00:36:41,568 - Sexist. - Yeah. 633 00:36:41,573 --> 00:36:44,613 - Probably racist. - Oh, you know who his father is. 634 00:36:44,618 --> 00:36:45,827 Oh, yeah. 635 00:36:46,912 --> 00:36:49,331 But there's something else about him that's... 636 00:36:50,332 --> 00:36:51,453 What? 637 00:36:53,668 --> 00:36:56,333 - ... sad. - Empathy? 638 00:36:56,938 --> 00:36:59,936 In this business, Leota, that will get you killed. 639 00:36:59,941 --> 00:37:02,714 Yeah, well, it doesn't really matter, does it? 640 00:37:02,719 --> 00:37:05,875 I appreciate the work, but after this job is done, 641 00:37:05,880 --> 00:37:07,710 Keeya and I will be back on our feet 642 00:37:07,715 --> 00:37:09,888 and I'll find a job I actually like. 643 00:37:09,893 --> 00:37:11,181 Sure. 644 00:37:11,186 --> 00:37:13,642 Ignore your God-given, natural talent. 645 00:37:13,647 --> 00:37:17,667 Yeah, I don't think so. I'm not like these people. 646 00:37:18,610 --> 00:37:21,220 All right. I have an early morning. 647 00:37:22,806 --> 00:37:25,086 - Night, baby girl. - Good night, Mom. 648 00:37:28,703 --> 00:37:30,343 Waller's still trying to pull you in, huh? 649 00:37:30,872 --> 00:37:33,536 Always. 650 00:37:45,553 --> 00:37:47,347 Hmm. 651 00:37:48,556 --> 00:37:49,556 Cool. 652 00:37:54,396 --> 00:37:56,189 Oh! 653 00:37:56,898 --> 00:38:01,022 Oh, this... this is my jam. 654 00:38:01,027 --> 00:38:03,149 You know, this was back when men were real men, 655 00:38:03,154 --> 00:38:04,714 'cause they weren't afraid to be women. 656 00:38:05,348 --> 00:38:06,595 None of this 657 00:38:06,600 --> 00:38:09,438 auto-tune, robots-dry-humping that passes for music bullshit, 658 00:38:09,443 --> 00:38:11,087 right? 659 00:38:14,958 --> 00:38:19,124 No way. Quireboys? Went to see these guys when I was a kid. 660 00:38:19,129 --> 00:38:20,709 God. I'd go to all the shows 661 00:38:20,714 --> 00:38:22,290 when they came through Evergreen. 662 00:39:19,814 --> 00:39:21,978 Hey, I gotta thank you for tonight. 663 00:39:21,983 --> 00:39:23,563 I was having a crazy, fucked-up day, 664 00:39:23,568 --> 00:39:25,123 but when I was in your pussy back there, 665 00:39:25,127 --> 00:39:28,368 I felt, I don't know, fuckin' hope! 666 00:39:28,373 --> 00:39:30,070 That sound stupid? I just... 667 00:39:30,075 --> 00:39:32,155 Maybe it's the big man in the sky's way of saying, 668 00:39:32,160 --> 00:39:34,407 "Chris, there's something more for you out there, 669 00:39:34,412 --> 00:39:35,658 you and Eagly, 670 00:39:35,663 --> 00:39:39,249 other than all this rancid shit life's thrown at you so far". 671 00:40:09,864 --> 00:40:11,241 Well, fuck them! 672 00:40:26,339 --> 00:40:28,545 What the fuck? Hey! 673 00:40:28,550 --> 00:40:30,927 Hold on. Hey. Hey! 674 00:40:50,196 --> 00:40:54,117 What the fuck? 675 00:41:59,182 --> 00:42:00,600 Fuck! 676 00:42:23,731 --> 00:42:25,836 "Take it easy", Doc said. Fuck. 677 00:43:35,153 --> 00:43:37,400 Activate sonic boom! 678 00:44:26,546 --> 00:44:28,084 Thanks, Eagly. 679 00:46:14,270 --> 00:46:15,563 This one will give you scabies. 680 00:46:16,464 --> 00:46:18,174 Give me scab... Why would I want scabies? 681 00:46:19,050 --> 00:46:20,838 Challenge yourself. 682 00:46:20,843 --> 00:46:23,283 Every man should have scabies once in his life. 683 00:46:25,323 --> 00:46:26,323 Okay. 684 00:46:33,040 --> 00:46:40,540 - Synced and corrected by Firefly - - www.addic7ed.com -