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- Synced and corrected by Firefly -
- www.addic7ed.com -

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I know I'm the last person that you
want to hear from right now, Chris,

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and I...

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I can't apologize enough for...

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I know that you're mad,

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but from the bottom of my heart...

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I really am sorry, I'm just trying to...

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What were you gonna say?

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I was saying...

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I am just trying to apologize!

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And I just thought you
were my fucking friend!

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Set me up to take the fall and
then you try to send me to prison,

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and you think "I'm sorry"
is gonna cut it?

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"Cut it!"

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Dude, we're off it!

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We are?

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I am getting so many moral
judgments from people

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who regularly kill people.

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I don't kill people for
nothing, all right?

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- When my brother died, I made a vow...
- Right, "the vow."

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- Anyone I'd kill, I'd kill for peace.
- Oh, Jesus.

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So, unlike Keith, no one would
ever die for no reason again.

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Well, that's fucking stupid!

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So, you're gonna make it so that death

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isn't meaningless anymore?

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Go fuck yourself!

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I read your file, Chris.

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It was an accident!

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You were a child!

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Don't forgive me, that's fine.

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But stop letting that shit
define who you are.

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Are you guys serious right now?

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We just had a really sick time

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murdering Peacemaker's dad,

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then all these hilarious fart
jokes, just, like,

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an all-time classic run,

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with my best friend, my
second-best friend, Eagly,

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my fifth best friend, Adebayo,

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and now you guys are ruining it.

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Mom, there are way more

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Butterflies than we thought

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and the whole team is injured.
So, I was thinking, like,

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maybe you could call
in the Justice League?

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No, I'm not kidding.

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Can you believe Amanda Waller
is her fucking mother?

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Yes.

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Do we have time to wait for backup?

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No. They're teleporting the
creature out of here!

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Mom, they're teleporting
the creature out of here.

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This is our only chance to stop them,

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then we're back to square-fucking-one.

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Then we're back to square one.

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All right.

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All right, I will tell her.

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Fine. My mom says you're in charge

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and Economos and I should stay back
in case anything goes wrong.

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Copy, Mom.

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Yes, ma'am.

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How much longer is it going to be?

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The teleporter is nearly
installed and functional.

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As soon it is, we'll move
her to the Eastern Base.

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Quickly, please.

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Forces could arrive any minute,
and without her, we're all dead.

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If Waller is your mom, why
is your last name Adebayo?

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I took my wife's name.

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Doesn't that make
you the girl in the relationship?

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We're both girls in the
relationship, Adrian.

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That's what being a lesbian is.

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Hey, Peacemaker...

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what do these do?

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This is Underwater World, allows
you to breathe underwater.

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Okay, not sure how we can use that.

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This one's Scabies For
All. Upon activation,

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it gives everybody in a
one-mile radius scabies,

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except, of course, the
wearer of the helmet.

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This one is Anti-Gravity.

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- Allows you to float.
- Aimlessly?

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No. I carry a tiny hand fan to guide me.

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This is Sonic Boom.

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It's the one I used to
stop the rocker chick.

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How many booms does it
produce on one charge?

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I don't know, three, maybe four.

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This one, we should just throw away.

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What is it?

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Human Torpedo.

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So, you aim your head at
whatever you want to destroy

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- and you become a...
- Human torpedo.

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Sweet.

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Yeah, only sweet if you wanna risk
shattering every bone in your body.

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It's just a prototype.

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Okay, so let's say I want
to get this Sonic Boom helmet

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onto the top of that barn

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over there without being seen?

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Just the helmet itself?

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No. I'm gonna put a walkie in it

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and activate it from here.

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And then maybe you can
put on Activate Anti-Gravity

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and just float it over there.

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- Uh, guys?
- Okay, I forgot my tiny hand fan,

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but, you know... once in the jungles

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of Cambodia, I used two
oversized palm fronds as...

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Guys!

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Fuck! Deactivate Anti-Gravity!

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Deactivate Anti-Gravity!

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Did you say "Activate Anti-Gravity?"

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No. Maybe. I don't know.

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You can't fucking say that shit!

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- I didn't know it was that voice sensitive!
- Fuck it, no big deal.

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I didn't just kill the only man
who knows how to make it.

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You did just kill the only man
who knows how to make it.

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I know, bro! I was being sarcastic.

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If you're gonna be sarcastic, you
should really warn people

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so there's no confusion.

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Okay, so how do we get
the Sonic Boom Helmet

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over to the barn?

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Well, we can shoot a fishing
line over to the barn

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from one of these trees here,
and just let the helmet slide down.

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Like Green Arrow?

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No, not like Green Arrow.

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That dude goes to Brony conventions

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dressed as the back
half of Twilight Sparkle

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with a four-inch-wide butthole
drilled in the costume.

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Maybe it's so he can breathe properly.

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You actually believe that shit?

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He has an insane story
for every single superhero.

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No, I actually heard that's
true about Green Arrow.

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But that's the first thing
he's said that's real.

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- And Aquaman fucking fish.
- Well, yeah, obviously.

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Look, it doesn't even matter

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we don't have any bows.

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But we do have a team
member capable of flight.

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Get the fuck out.

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That's right. Good. Okay.

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I need you to take that helmet...

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and drop it on top of that barn.

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No way can an eagle understand

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what you're saying.

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Oh, Eagly's no ordinary eagle.

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No, Eagly, take it.

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No, Eagly, just, take...

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Take the helmet.

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Take it! Take it.

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I know you don't like her.

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The mean, blonde woman has
nothing to do with this.

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- No, no.
- No.

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- No. No.
- Eagly. Take the helmet.

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Take the helmet.

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- Eagly, take the helmet.
- Eagly, take the helmet.

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Good, Eagly, good. Good boy.

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Go, Eagly.

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Go to the barn. Go to the barn.

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Shit.

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I knew there was no way he knew

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what you were talking about!

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Peacemaker is a great
guy in almost every way,

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but his biggest flaw is that he commonly

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overestimates Eagly's abilities.

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Okay, they could be teleporting
this cow at any minute.

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We need to fan out and
look for the helmet.

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Easy. Easy.

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Do you see anything over there?

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I saw a squirrel
a couple seconds ago. Ants.

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No, dude. I'm talking about the helmet.

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Well, then you should be more specific.

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We're looking for a helmet, why
do I care if you saw ants?

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Because the circle of life, bro.

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What do ants have to
do with the circle of life?

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They're one of the most important

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parts of it.

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How are ants a more important part

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of the circle of life than, like, fish?

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Is that a serious question?

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What?

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There are shit loads of ants.

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How many fish are there?

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I don't know! But probably
as many as there are ants!

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Not in one place

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at the same time, dude.

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Okay, I am as confused as
fuck by this conversation.

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Yeah? Well, welcome to the fucking club!

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Oh, fuck.

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So...

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why'd you change your
mind and decide to come?

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I saw an eagle hug a human.

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So, I thought maybe it was a sign.

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To risk your life?

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Yep.

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Why wasn't it a sign to, like,

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run in the opposite direction?

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Fuck!

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We're never gonna find
this dumb fucking hat.

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You thought you could lose
me by killing me, boy?

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I'm in your head.

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I'm the reason you kill

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and the reason you can't sleep at night.

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My body may be gone, but
the rest of me is right here!

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And I ain't going nowhere!

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Shit.

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The fuck are you doing?

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Getting my poison blow gun, fucko.

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Well, why don't you just go
for your piece, cum stain?

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You're metaphorical,
douche wad. My gun is real.

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I don't want the Butterflies to hear.

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I almost tricked you, fuck nugget.

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You didn't trick shit,
you ball sack-looking fuck.

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I immediately went for my blow gun.

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I didn't think for a second
about going for my gun!

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How do you like that, huh?

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Thanks for coming back, ghost,

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so I could kill you all over again.

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Smith?

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- What are you doing?
- Nothing.

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Holy shit.

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Whoa.

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I need you to do something else for me.

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Are you fucking kidding me?

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The only way for us to get
the helmet inside of the barn

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is by one of us going in undercover.

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They're gonna notice Adebayo
and me with these injuries.

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Cool. I'll do it.

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You can't do it, man. Goff
knows what we look like.

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I'll wear a funny nose.

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John, you're the only one.

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I don't even want to be here.
And why are these wet?

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- I washed them in the creek.
- Why?

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One of the things us
warriors seldom talk about

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is how often people shit
themselves when they die.

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It's a touch of gray in the
white cloud of kicking ass.

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So, now, you want me to risk my life

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while wearing diarrhea pants?

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Hey, nobody said anything about
diarrhea. I said it was shit.

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- Was it diarrhea?
- Yes, it was.

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John, you can do this.
Just act like they act.

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- Don't show any expression.
- Yeah, like Harcourt.

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Eat my dick, Schwarze-never.

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They're aliens. Do they
even speak English?

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They retain the memories of
the bodies they've taken over.

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So, they seem to primarily use
English when communicating.

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Fuck. Fine!

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Would you look away?

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Happily.

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- John, you copy?
- Yes. Copy.

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Don't look back!

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They're everywhere.

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This is fucking stupid.

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Remain calm.

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Head towards the barn like
you know what you're doing.

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- Relax your face.
- Shut up, I know.

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Hey!

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Fuck.

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Where are you going?

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I'm going inside.

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Why?

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Fuck!

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Because of this bag.

256
00:14:04,115 --> 00:14:05,516
What the fuck does that mean?

257
00:14:10,117 --> 00:14:12,619
Okay. Just wanted to make sure.

258
00:14:17,591 --> 00:14:19,870
How the fuck did that work?

259
00:14:33,039 --> 00:14:34,904
Sorry.

260
00:14:34,909 --> 00:14:36,872
I have a real bad gag reflex.

261
00:14:36,877 --> 00:14:38,558
Oh, shit.

262
00:14:38,563 --> 00:14:40,342
I'm good. I'm good.

263
00:14:40,347 --> 00:14:41,581
Would you shut the fuck up?

264
00:14:45,837 --> 00:14:47,887
I can't do this.

265
00:14:49,289 --> 00:14:51,219
I can't do this.

266
00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:53,555
John, you're already inside.

267
00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:54,956
You're doing great.

268
00:14:54,961 --> 00:14:57,459
Please. What's there?

269
00:15:00,767 --> 00:15:03,169
Uh... Stairs...

270
00:15:04,905 --> 00:15:06,067
and an elevator.

271
00:15:06,072 --> 00:15:07,336
An elevator's noisy.

272
00:15:07,341 --> 00:15:08,608
Head down the stairwell.

273
00:15:09,075 --> 00:15:10,572
Yeah, of course.

274
00:15:10,577 --> 00:15:12,522
You head down the fucking stairwell.

275
00:15:22,656 --> 00:15:24,354
John, don't creep.

276
00:15:24,359 --> 00:15:25,854
You have to act normal,

277
00:15:25,859 --> 00:15:27,589
like you're supposed to be there.

278
00:15:27,594 --> 00:15:30,594
We just need you to place the
helmet down as low as possible.

279
00:16:03,497 --> 00:16:05,494
Oh, no.

280
00:16:14,608 --> 00:16:15,642
John?

281
00:16:17,477 --> 00:16:19,512
John, you copy?

282
00:16:24,785 --> 00:16:28,500
Uh-uh. Fuck it. No more kaijus.

283
00:16:28,505 --> 00:16:30,118
No more kaijus.

284
00:16:30,123 --> 00:16:31,304
Fuck this.

285
00:16:31,309 --> 00:16:32,492
John, do you copy?

286
00:16:34,432 --> 00:16:37,492
Jesus fuckin' Christ.
What the fuck is that?

287
00:16:37,497 --> 00:16:39,262
The fuck is that?

288
00:16:40,834 --> 00:16:43,631
"Cow", my ass. It's a
motherfucking caterpillar

289
00:16:43,636 --> 00:16:45,705
the size of the Empire State Building.

290
00:16:46,473 --> 00:16:48,637
Get ready.

291
00:16:48,642 --> 00:16:50,939
We need to get the fuck out of here.

292
00:16:50,944 --> 00:16:51,944
Hey!

293
00:16:52,545 --> 00:16:53,546
Fuck.

294
00:16:59,319 --> 00:17:01,187
The man you've taken over.

295
00:17:02,689 --> 00:17:04,724
Why did he do that to his beard?

296
00:17:05,458 --> 00:17:07,389
Do what?

297
00:17:07,394 --> 00:17:10,826
Why did he color his beard
all strange like that?

298
00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:29,949
He thought it made him look
younger and more handsome.

299
00:17:30,583 --> 00:17:33,081
He never had a girlfriend,

300
00:17:33,086 --> 00:17:35,622
so he thought dying
his beard might help.

301
00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:41,394
But he was also lazy...
and busy with his job...

302
00:17:43,330 --> 00:17:45,542
and he wouldn't dye his roots regularly.

303
00:17:46,533 --> 00:17:48,929
And when he did, he used
the cheapest brand,

304
00:17:48,934 --> 00:17:51,937
because he was incredibly underpaid.

305
00:17:54,574 --> 00:17:56,376
Mostly, though...

306
00:17:58,311 --> 00:18:00,480
he never thought anybody noticed...

307
00:18:03,115 --> 00:18:05,051
until recently...

308
00:18:07,554 --> 00:18:09,914
when one guy said it
to him all the time.

309
00:18:30,477 --> 00:18:32,779
Humans can be really pathetic.

310
00:18:34,847 --> 00:18:36,582
Yeah.

311
00:18:40,954 --> 00:18:43,351
Fine, I dye my beard, all right?

312
00:18:43,356 --> 00:18:46,020
We all know it. I guess
I learned my lesson.

313
00:18:46,025 --> 00:18:48,756
L'Oréal probably is worth
the extra few bucks.

314
00:18:48,761 --> 00:18:50,291
Hey!

315
00:18:50,296 --> 00:18:52,832
That guy just put this down here!

316
00:18:58,070 --> 00:18:59,901
- Fuck! Do it, now! Do it.
- Activate Sonic...

317
00:18:59,906 --> 00:19:02,036
What the fuck?

318
00:19:05,345 --> 00:19:06,943
How did that even happen?

319
00:19:06,948 --> 00:19:09,210
My hands are sweaty!

320
00:19:22,996 --> 00:19:26,194
Get the fuck off me!

321
00:19:28,034 --> 00:19:29,369
Activate Sonic Boom.

322
00:19:35,375 --> 00:19:36,375
No.

323
00:19:47,153 --> 00:19:48,353
Wait.

324
00:19:56,296 --> 00:19:57,427
Now!

325
00:19:57,432 --> 00:20:00,165
Activate Sonic Boom.

326
00:20:10,944 --> 00:20:13,980
Fuck. Oh, fuck. Fuck.

327
00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:16,778
Activate Sonic Boom.

328
00:20:20,453 --> 00:20:22,288
No.

329
00:20:43,276 --> 00:20:45,240
Activate Sonic Boom.

330
00:20:46,346 --> 00:20:48,348
Yep, that's it for the charges.

331
00:20:53,304 --> 00:20:54,954
No!

332
00:21:07,167 --> 00:21:08,263
Look, I can help.

333
00:21:08,268 --> 00:21:09,731
We need you to stay here, Ads.

334
00:21:09,736 --> 00:21:11,816
If something happens to
us, you're the only hope.

335
00:21:12,272 --> 00:21:13,806
The fuck am I?

336
00:21:14,607 --> 00:21:16,242
What's the plan, man?

337
00:21:17,143 --> 00:21:18,343
Let's go kill a cow.

338
00:22:35,956 --> 00:22:37,886
Chris! Go kill the cow!

339
00:22:37,891 --> 00:22:39,520
We'll hold them off here!

340
00:22:49,803 --> 00:22:51,565
Don't fuck with my BFF.

341
00:23:29,742 --> 00:23:32,011
Oh, darn it.

342
00:24:20,860 --> 00:24:23,173
- Oh, my God.
- What's happening? I can't see.

343
00:24:23,863 --> 00:24:25,998
Harcourt is down!

344
00:24:26,766 --> 00:24:29,664
What? The fuck do we do?

345
00:24:31,504 --> 00:24:32,838
Wait, what are you doing?

346
00:24:34,907 --> 00:24:37,004
No, no, Adebayo.
You can't. You'll get hurt!

347
00:24:37,009 --> 00:24:39,509
You can't do this! Hey, what
makes you think you can do this?

348
00:24:41,448 --> 00:24:43,445
Because I'm made for this shit.

349
00:24:45,352 --> 00:24:47,552
Dude, God, damn it!
You're gonna get hurt!

350
00:24:48,087 --> 00:24:49,155
Fuck.

351
00:24:53,626 --> 00:24:55,290
Oh, what the fuck?

352
00:24:55,295 --> 00:24:56,658
What the fuck?

353
00:24:56,663 --> 00:25:00,295
Oh, my God! Oh, shit!

354
00:25:00,300 --> 00:25:01,931
What the fuck?

355
00:25:40,706 --> 00:25:41,841
Stay with me.

356
00:25:43,076 --> 00:25:45,006
Help...

357
00:25:45,011 --> 00:25:48,147
- Chris.
- I have to get you out of here.

358
00:25:49,816 --> 00:25:50,913
Go.

359
00:25:50,918 --> 00:25:52,118
And do what?

360
00:25:53,019 --> 00:25:54,587
Leota!

361
00:26:11,904 --> 00:26:13,973
Be with me, baby Jesus.

362
00:26:14,707 --> 00:26:17,577
Okay.

363
00:26:32,558 --> 00:26:33,559
Oh.

364
00:27:17,103 --> 00:27:19,005
Oh.

365
00:27:52,771 --> 00:27:54,850
- Goff?
- Yeah.

366
00:28:30,342 --> 00:28:33,074
Activate Human Torpedo!

367
00:28:33,079 --> 00:28:35,376
Adebayo, no!

368
00:28:41,687 --> 00:28:43,551
Oh, Jesus, I told her
not to use that one.

369
00:28:43,556 --> 00:28:44,820
Listen to me.

370
00:28:44,825 --> 00:28:46,392
I have no reason to hurt you.

371
00:28:46,859 --> 00:28:49,228
Stop fighting. Follow me.

372
00:29:21,961 --> 00:29:23,791
Holy cow.

373
00:29:23,796 --> 00:29:24,796
It is.

374
00:29:30,402 --> 00:29:33,305
Good. You found him.

375
00:29:37,476 --> 00:29:40,116
I need three sets of hands to
teleport her away from here.

376
00:29:40,513 --> 00:29:41,776
Come again?

377
00:29:41,781 --> 00:29:43,844
See that switch? I need you to flip that

378
00:29:43,849 --> 00:29:45,447
while Locke and I work
these two stations

379
00:29:45,451 --> 00:29:47,748
to teleport the cow
to our cavern in Maine.

380
00:29:47,753 --> 00:29:48,983
Why the fuck would I help you?

381
00:29:48,988 --> 00:29:50,687
Because I know that once
I tell you the truth,

382
00:29:50,691 --> 00:29:52,620
like I did with Judomaster,
you'll join us.

383
00:29:52,625 --> 00:29:54,488
Murn told us the truth already.

384
00:29:54,493 --> 00:29:56,258
You've murdered innocent
people all over the country

385
00:29:56,262 --> 00:29:58,459
by taking them over in your
dipshit quest for power.

386
00:29:58,464 --> 00:30:00,361
We're not doing this for power.

387
00:30:00,366 --> 00:30:02,697
We're doing it because we took a vow.

388
00:30:14,547 --> 00:30:16,177
Our kind traveled here from a planet

389
00:30:16,182 --> 00:30:17,750
that had become unlivable.

390
00:30:18,818 --> 00:30:20,696
Your planet had the habitat we needed,

391
00:30:21,387 --> 00:30:24,251
water to drink, and air to breathe.

392
00:30:24,256 --> 00:30:26,287
Your food couldn't sustain us, but...

393
00:30:28,294 --> 00:30:29,495
that's why we brought her.

394
00:30:31,297 --> 00:30:33,794
The cow would help the
last of our people survive

395
00:30:33,799 --> 00:30:35,963
for another hundred years.

396
00:30:37,032 --> 00:30:39,634
But not long after we arrived,

397
00:30:39,638 --> 00:30:40,968
we realized the people of Earth

398
00:30:40,973 --> 00:30:42,536
were on the exact same trajectory

399
00:30:42,541 --> 00:30:43,909
as our people had been,

400
00:30:44,581 --> 00:30:47,045
ignoring science in
favor of populist leaders

401
00:30:47,050 --> 00:30:49,116
who tell you that the floods
and the fires and the disease

402
00:30:49,120 --> 00:30:51,545
are unrelated to your own actions,

403
00:30:51,550 --> 00:30:54,181
valuing profit over survival,

404
00:30:54,186 --> 00:30:55,967
treating minor inconveniences

405
00:30:55,972 --> 00:30:57,852
as assaults on your freedom.

406
00:30:57,857 --> 00:31:01,055
And so, we made a vow
to do anything we could

407
00:31:01,060 --> 00:31:02,228
to change your future.

408
00:31:03,229 --> 00:31:06,193
We made a vow to make
the choices for you

409
00:31:06,198 --> 00:31:08,528
that you were incapable of
making on your own,

410
00:31:08,533 --> 00:31:10,530
to save your people and your world,

411
00:31:10,535 --> 00:31:12,738
no matter how many lives it cost us.

412
00:31:19,211 --> 00:31:21,079
Murn disagreed with our methods.

413
00:31:22,047 --> 00:31:24,593
He didn't think we had the
right to impose our will.

414
00:31:26,619 --> 00:31:27,819
But you're one of us,

415
00:31:28,721 --> 00:31:30,351
Christopher Smith.

416
00:31:30,356 --> 00:31:32,753
Please, God...

417
00:31:36,395 --> 00:31:38,915
I'll do whatever
you want me to do...

418
00:31:44,837 --> 00:31:46,405
for peace.

419
00:31:51,877 --> 00:31:54,041
Thank you for feeding
me and talking to me

420
00:31:54,046 --> 00:31:55,447
and showing me kindness.

421
00:31:57,316 --> 00:32:00,085
I see who you are and
I see your character.

422
00:32:00,986 --> 00:32:04,223
I tried telling you
yesterday, in the jar.

423
00:32:06,725 --> 00:32:07,726
Peace sign.

424
00:32:11,597 --> 00:32:14,900
Please, fulfill your calling.

425
00:32:15,634 --> 00:32:17,870
Be the Peacemaker.

426
00:32:18,904 --> 00:32:21,473
Join us in saving your planet.

427
00:32:23,976 --> 00:32:25,406
What do you say?

428
00:32:29,247 --> 00:32:30,816
Activate Human Torpedo.

429
00:32:31,417 --> 00:32:32,848
What?

430
00:32:41,794 --> 00:32:43,506
Sorry, Goff.

431
00:32:49,735 --> 00:32:53,505
Oh, what the fuck?

432
00:32:54,139 --> 00:32:56,375
Fucking disgusting!

433
00:33:10,289 --> 00:33:11,689
Thank you.

434
00:33:35,413 --> 00:33:36,811
Hey, guys, what's up?

435
00:34:36,442 --> 00:34:38,654
You're late, you fucking dickheads!

436
00:34:42,715 --> 00:34:44,850
Go fuck another fish, asshole.

437
00:34:47,019 --> 00:34:49,298
I'm so fucking sick of that rumor.

438
00:34:50,851 --> 00:34:52,886
It's not a rumor.

439
00:34:52,891 --> 00:34:54,893
Fuck you, Barry.

440
00:35:17,816 --> 00:35:19,351
Let's go.

441
00:35:20,519 --> 00:35:23,150
Dr. David, telephone, please.

442
00:35:23,155 --> 00:35:25,023
Dr. David, telephone, please.

443
00:35:32,932 --> 00:35:34,246
Dude, you're shot.

444
00:35:34,251 --> 00:35:35,462
You gotta be admitted.

445
00:35:35,467 --> 00:35:37,632
I'm fine, seriously.

446
00:35:37,637 --> 00:35:39,504
All I need is a good nap.

447
00:35:49,848 --> 00:35:51,694
Did you hear all that stuff Goff said?

448
00:35:52,718 --> 00:35:53,718
Yep.

449
00:35:58,123 --> 00:35:59,458
Did I just...

450
00:36:01,126 --> 00:36:02,126
kill the world?

451
00:36:03,829 --> 00:36:04,830
Maybe.

452
00:36:06,065 --> 00:36:07,629
Or maybe you just gave us

453
00:36:07,634 --> 00:36:09,363
a chance to make our own choices

454
00:36:09,368 --> 00:36:11,336
instead of our bug overlords.

455
00:36:15,441 --> 00:36:17,876
Why did you choose not to help them?

456
00:36:19,244 --> 00:36:21,326
Because of your proto-fascist

457
00:36:21,331 --> 00:36:23,615
libertarian idea of freedom?

458
00:36:28,353 --> 00:36:30,673
Because I knew they'd hurt
you and the others if I did.

459
00:36:35,394 --> 00:36:36,428
Yeah.

460
00:36:38,696 --> 00:36:40,264
I'm sorry I betrayed you.

461
00:36:42,167 --> 00:36:43,167
I know.

462
00:36:52,711 --> 00:36:54,446
Where you going?

463
00:36:57,449 --> 00:36:58,649
To do the right thing.

464
00:37:00,085 --> 00:37:01,085
Ads.

465
00:37:03,155 --> 00:37:04,155
Don't tell V, but...

466
00:37:06,191 --> 00:37:07,191
after Eagly...

467
00:37:08,727 --> 00:37:10,190
you're my BFF.

468
00:37:42,928 --> 00:37:46,294
Yes, that does mean Christopher Smith

469
00:37:46,299 --> 00:37:48,132
never wrote any diary.

470
00:37:49,167 --> 00:37:52,800
Both the Peacemaker and
the costumed crime fighter

471
00:37:52,805 --> 00:37:55,636
Vigilante were working in
a deep-cover operation

472
00:37:55,641 --> 00:37:57,272
for the U.S. Government

473
00:37:57,277 --> 00:37:59,404
called "Project Butterfly."

474
00:37:59,409 --> 00:38:01,740
This is all part of a black-ops program

475
00:38:01,745 --> 00:38:05,101
known as "Task Force X",
where convicted criminals

476
00:38:05,106 --> 00:38:07,382
are undertaking dangerous missions

477
00:38:07,387 --> 00:38:10,602
for the United States
in exchange for time

478
00:38:10,607 --> 00:38:12,190
off their sentences.

479
00:38:13,325 --> 00:38:16,265
It's been running for years
out of Belle Reve prison,

480
00:38:17,162 --> 00:38:18,764
under the command of a...

481
00:38:19,865 --> 00:38:22,563
of a woman named Amanda Waller...

482
00:38:22,568 --> 00:38:25,765
- What the fuck?
- ... who happens to be my mother.

483
00:38:28,940 --> 00:38:32,039
Now, I'm calling for an
immediate investigation

484
00:38:32,044 --> 00:38:33,740
- into these inhumane...
- Mr. Smith?

485
00:38:33,745 --> 00:38:35,146
abuses of power.

486
00:38:57,235 --> 00:38:59,767
I heard you've been out there for days.

487
00:40:49,047 --> 00:40:51,245
Fuck it! Fuck it! Go, go, go!

488
00:40:51,250 --> 00:40:52,814
Fuck!

489
00:44:03,308 --> 00:44:04,555
If you're gonna be sarcastic,

490
00:44:04,560 --> 00:44:05,673
you should really warn people,

491
00:44:05,677 --> 00:44:07,273
- so there's no confusion.
- What?

492
00:44:07,278 --> 00:44:08,860
For instance, like,

493
00:44:08,865 --> 00:44:11,245
I'm about to be sarcastic, okay?

494
00:44:11,250 --> 00:44:13,813
- Okay.
- You're not fat at all.

495
00:44:13,818 --> 00:44:16,016
- See?
- Why are you all so obsessed

496
00:44:16,021 --> 00:44:18,685
- with my physical appearance?
- Sarcasm.

497
00:44:18,690 --> 00:44:21,275
I haven't noticed you
eating way more corn chips

498
00:44:21,280 --> 00:44:22,688
than any one human being should eat,

499
00:44:22,692 --> 00:44:25,892
and I'm not worried
that you're gonna die.

500
00:44:25,897 --> 00:44:27,594
But I... I am worried that
you're gonna die.

501
00:44:27,598 --> 00:44:28,600
Thanks.

502
00:44:35,550 --> 00:44:43,050
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