1 00:00:15,267 --> 00:00:17,061 So, obviously, that's the bathroom. 2 00:00:19,230 --> 00:00:23,192 And the break room is down there on the right, obviously. 3 00:00:23,859 --> 00:00:25,778 - What else? - Amanda Waller will step aside as she 4 00:00:25,861 --> 00:00:28,280 - faces upcoming congressional hearings. - Check it out. You're on TV. 5 00:00:28,364 --> 00:00:31,659 The president has appointed Rick Flag as the new acting director of ARGUS… 6 00:00:33,452 --> 00:00:35,079 What? That's not exciting to you? 7 00:00:35,913 --> 00:00:37,748 I know Waller was all about self-promotion, 8 00:00:37,832 --> 00:00:39,291 but that's not really my bag. 9 00:00:39,792 --> 00:00:42,002 Yeah, A-Dubs did have her quirks. 10 00:00:42,086 --> 00:00:43,629 - What? - Dubs. 11 00:00:44,296 --> 00:00:45,840 - W. Amanda Waller. - Yeah. 12 00:00:45,881 --> 00:00:47,591 You know, this post wasn't my choice, 13 00:00:47,675 --> 00:00:50,302 but I'm not sure the president had any other options, so… 14 00:00:50,386 --> 00:00:52,054 My old pal Rick Flag. 15 00:00:52,888 --> 00:00:54,223 We're old pals now? 16 00:00:55,099 --> 00:00:56,100 Thought we were. 17 00:00:57,017 --> 00:00:58,936 Are you sucking up to me right now, Economos? 18 00:00:59,562 --> 00:01:01,272 - Just a little. - It's not gonna work. 19 00:01:01,856 --> 00:01:03,816 Yeah, well, it was worth a shot. 20 00:01:03,899 --> 00:01:06,610 And this… is your office. 21 00:01:11,031 --> 00:01:12,616 You need anything else? 22 00:01:13,784 --> 00:01:14,910 Actually, yes. 23 00:01:15,786 --> 00:01:17,872 I'd like to see a full report of my son's death. 24 00:01:19,748 --> 00:01:20,749 Your son? 25 00:01:20,833 --> 00:01:22,960 Rick Flag Jr. was killed in Corto Maltese. 26 00:01:23,043 --> 00:01:25,296 I tried to get the files immediately after it occurred, 27 00:01:25,379 --> 00:01:27,590 but… they said it was classified. 28 00:01:27,631 --> 00:01:29,884 As acting director of ARGUS, 29 00:01:29,967 --> 00:01:31,844 I'd like to take a look at them now. 30 00:01:34,430 --> 00:01:35,890 Is there a problem with that, son? 31 00:01:35,973 --> 00:01:38,893 No. I… it's just… I didn't want, you know… 32 00:01:39,560 --> 00:01:41,478 - it to be upsetting? - Upsetting? 33 00:01:42,271 --> 00:01:44,481 I think I can handle it, Economos. 34 00:01:44,565 --> 00:01:45,983 Of course, you can. 35 00:01:48,944 --> 00:01:50,738 It's just that day was complicated 36 00:01:50,821 --> 00:01:53,616 and any actions taken were under the order of Waller, 37 00:01:53,699 --> 00:01:55,242 and most of us didn't even know. 38 00:01:55,326 --> 00:01:57,328 Get me the fucking files, John. 39 00:01:58,412 --> 00:01:59,413 Yes, sir. 40 00:02:25,773 --> 00:02:27,483 I'm tired of coverin' up their dirty little secrets. 41 00:02:27,566 --> 00:02:29,902 This time, these sons of bitches are gonna be held account… 42 00:02:32,238 --> 00:02:34,823 That information gets out, it causes an international incident! 43 00:02:35,366 --> 00:02:37,534 Keeping the peace is worth any price. 44 00:02:37,618 --> 00:02:39,578 Including the life of a hero like yours, sir. 45 00:03:00,140 --> 00:03:01,350 Peacemaker. 46 00:03:02,017 --> 00:03:03,310 What a joke. 47 00:03:20,494 --> 00:03:22,329 - Bordeaux. - Sir? 48 00:03:22,413 --> 00:03:24,373 I want a surveillance unit on Christopher Smith, 49 00:03:24,873 --> 00:03:26,834 24/7, immediately. 50 00:03:26,917 --> 00:03:29,253 Sir, the Peacemaker is in our agency's grace 51 00:03:29,336 --> 00:03:31,338 because of his work in Project Butterfly. 52 00:03:31,422 --> 00:03:32,881 Fuck the Peacemaker. 53 00:05:48,600 --> 00:05:49,601 Shit! 54 00:05:58,360 --> 00:05:59,361 Fuck. 55 00:06:39,568 --> 00:06:40,736 Fuck! 56 00:06:59,087 --> 00:07:00,339 You still have those bone saws? 57 00:07:23,737 --> 00:07:27,157 Hi, babies! Yes! 58 00:07:29,368 --> 00:07:34,289 Come here, come here. Yes, I missed you. 59 00:07:35,123 --> 00:07:37,292 Mommy's missed you guys. 60 00:07:59,481 --> 00:08:01,817 - Lee? - Shit. Fuck. 61 00:08:01,900 --> 00:08:03,068 What are you doing? 62 00:08:03,694 --> 00:08:04,945 I was on my way over to Chris's, 63 00:08:05,028 --> 00:08:06,947 so I thought I'd stop by and get my hair shit… 64 00:08:07,030 --> 00:08:09,199 You can't just come into this place unannounced. 65 00:08:09,283 --> 00:08:11,618 - I thought you were at work. - It doesn't matter. 66 00:08:11,702 --> 00:08:14,538 - You need to text me before coming over. - Why? 67 00:08:14,621 --> 00:08:17,040 Because that's what civilized people do when they break up, Lee. 68 00:08:19,126 --> 00:08:20,794 Thought it was just time off. 69 00:08:22,254 --> 00:08:23,380 What's the difference? 70 00:08:23,463 --> 00:08:24,464 A lot. 71 00:08:27,175 --> 00:08:28,176 Okay. 72 00:08:29,219 --> 00:08:30,220 I'm sorry. 73 00:08:35,183 --> 00:08:36,977 Why are you going to see that lunkhead anyway? 74 00:08:37,060 --> 00:08:38,061 He ain't a lunkhead. 75 00:08:38,145 --> 00:08:40,063 He's, like, being really vulnerable lately. 76 00:08:43,692 --> 00:08:45,068 Sexy new uniform. 77 00:08:46,445 --> 00:08:48,864 - You doing okay otherwise? - Other than what? 78 00:08:49,406 --> 00:08:53,201 Other than having to wear that uniform, I guess. 79 00:08:53,994 --> 00:08:55,078 That's funny? 80 00:08:56,622 --> 00:08:59,291 Man, you just… you're salty for no reason. 81 00:08:59,374 --> 00:09:00,917 - For no reason? - I mean. 82 00:09:01,001 --> 00:09:03,128 No reason? Okay, other than you changing 83 00:09:03,211 --> 00:09:05,380 every single aspect of our relationship, 84 00:09:05,464 --> 00:09:07,591 every single plan that we had, overnight? 85 00:09:08,342 --> 00:09:10,510 We were supposed to be going back to Gotham, Lee. 86 00:09:11,011 --> 00:09:12,012 And now what? 87 00:09:12,512 --> 00:09:15,015 You're staying here to start a… a… a spy business? 88 00:09:16,099 --> 00:09:18,226 People gotta follow their dreams, Key. 89 00:09:18,310 --> 00:09:19,353 Even you said that. 90 00:09:19,436 --> 00:09:20,854 Yeah, not when their dreams 91 00:09:20,937 --> 00:09:23,106 are leeching off of somebody else's reality. 92 00:09:25,817 --> 00:09:26,818 I'll go… 93 00:09:27,444 --> 00:09:29,571 because this is gonna end stupid. 94 00:09:29,655 --> 00:09:31,698 It started stupid when you broke into my apartment. 95 00:09:33,533 --> 00:09:34,618 All right. 96 00:09:40,874 --> 00:09:41,875 Love you. 97 00:09:43,794 --> 00:09:44,795 Fuck. 98 00:10:05,899 --> 00:10:08,068 Connolly, your prescription's ready. 99 00:10:12,030 --> 00:10:13,824 Hi. I'm… 100 00:10:14,366 --> 00:10:17,703 I'm sorry I couldn't help notice you when I was standing over there. 101 00:10:19,579 --> 00:10:22,916 I don't mean to intrude, and I don't know your situation, 102 00:10:22,999 --> 00:10:25,293 but if you're going through something difficult, 103 00:10:25,377 --> 00:10:27,504 if you're with someone who's hurting you, 104 00:10:27,587 --> 00:10:29,297 I have resources that could help. 105 00:10:30,215 --> 00:10:31,258 Okay. 106 00:10:31,800 --> 00:10:33,885 - Thanks. - Yeah. 107 00:10:33,969 --> 00:10:36,138 Often, we get trapped in a cycle 108 00:10:36,221 --> 00:10:38,306 and we think what's happening to us is okay. 109 00:10:39,141 --> 00:10:41,226 And… I just want to tell you… 110 00:10:42,227 --> 00:10:43,353 it's not. 111 00:10:43,437 --> 00:10:46,064 I appreciate it. That's not what this is. 112 00:10:47,774 --> 00:10:48,775 Okay. 113 00:10:50,026 --> 00:10:51,278 So often, 114 00:10:51,903 --> 00:10:54,406 women deny what's happening… 115 00:10:54,489 --> 00:10:56,241 I am not a fucking mirror! 116 00:10:56,324 --> 00:10:59,327 - What? - I have my own problems, okay? 117 00:10:59,411 --> 00:11:00,412 - Okay. - All right? 118 00:11:00,495 --> 00:11:01,496 Is that okay with you? 119 00:11:02,205 --> 00:11:03,206 Sorry. 120 00:11:17,846 --> 00:11:19,639 You got a good view there, Beaker? 121 00:11:20,891 --> 00:11:22,851 Beaker? Who's… 122 00:11:22,934 --> 00:11:23,935 He's a Muppet. 123 00:11:24,770 --> 00:11:27,230 - Do I look like him? - A little. 124 00:11:27,898 --> 00:11:28,940 And that's bad? 125 00:11:29,524 --> 00:11:30,525 It's not good. 126 00:12:22,077 --> 00:12:23,078 That's intense. 127 00:12:23,161 --> 00:12:24,371 Who the fuck are you? 128 00:12:24,454 --> 00:12:26,873 Fleury. Bordeaux sent me. 129 00:12:27,999 --> 00:12:30,919 Let me see your badge. And reach slowly. 130 00:12:32,045 --> 00:12:34,339 I don't have to do shit slowly, Kemosabe. 131 00:12:34,840 --> 00:12:37,759 You can't discharge that firearm while it's still in the holster. 132 00:12:37,843 --> 00:12:39,803 But I will do it slowly… 133 00:12:40,679 --> 00:12:42,055 because I'm polite. 134 00:12:43,682 --> 00:12:45,642 I should get a call if somebody's coming. 135 00:12:46,726 --> 00:12:49,729 Well, Bordeaux thought you might need some backup. 136 00:12:50,272 --> 00:12:52,023 So, what's your preferred form of greeting? 137 00:12:52,107 --> 00:12:54,192 Handshake, fist bump, hug? 138 00:12:55,068 --> 00:12:56,236 You a hugger, Economos? 139 00:12:56,319 --> 00:12:58,613 No, I'm not a hugger. 140 00:12:58,697 --> 00:13:00,991 - So, what'll it be? - What'll what be? 141 00:13:01,074 --> 00:13:02,367 What form of greeting? 142 00:13:02,909 --> 00:13:05,120 I don't know. Maybe just nod, like… 143 00:13:06,955 --> 00:13:09,291 Yeah, that's cool. That's real cool. 144 00:13:10,584 --> 00:13:12,377 Hey, we got a cool guy in the van? 145 00:13:14,170 --> 00:13:15,255 Ginger Cool. 146 00:13:15,338 --> 00:13:16,965 You mind if I call you that? 147 00:13:17,048 --> 00:13:18,048 Ginger Cool? 148 00:13:18,091 --> 00:13:19,759 Yeah, I really do fucking mind. 149 00:13:51,750 --> 00:13:52,834 God. 150 00:13:56,546 --> 00:13:58,006 Can I get some of that? 151 00:14:01,927 --> 00:14:02,928 The coffee. 152 00:14:03,345 --> 00:14:04,346 Sure. 153 00:14:18,693 --> 00:14:19,903 Who's the fox? 154 00:14:21,071 --> 00:14:22,364 It's Leota Adebayo. 155 00:14:27,661 --> 00:14:29,162 She's just a friend of ours. 156 00:14:30,413 --> 00:14:31,414 I'm sorry. 157 00:14:31,873 --> 00:14:36,503 Did I just accidentally sexualize someone that you respect as a friend, Economos? 158 00:14:37,128 --> 00:14:38,463 It's fine. Whatever. 159 00:14:38,546 --> 00:14:42,258 It's just 'cause I was thinking about tapping that ass. You know? 160 00:14:43,468 --> 00:14:45,804 It's weird they got you monitoring your own crew. 161 00:14:45,887 --> 00:14:47,055 They do that, you know. 162 00:14:47,138 --> 00:14:48,306 I know. 163 00:14:48,390 --> 00:14:52,102 Make sure your loyalty is first and foremost to the A. 164 00:14:53,812 --> 00:14:55,605 - ARGUS. - Fuck. 165 00:14:56,356 --> 00:14:59,317 You having a crisis of conscience here, Economos? 166 00:14:59,985 --> 00:15:00,986 No. 167 00:15:01,486 --> 00:15:03,905 Is that why Bordeaux sent me to babysit you? 168 00:15:04,406 --> 00:15:05,615 I don't know, man. Look. 169 00:15:05,699 --> 00:15:08,493 I'm just doing my job like I do every day, okay? 170 00:15:08,576 --> 00:15:09,911 I don't give a shit. 171 00:15:09,995 --> 00:15:10,996 'Course not. 172 00:15:11,621 --> 00:15:12,831 You're Ginger Cool. 173 00:15:12,914 --> 00:15:15,000 Are you fucking kidding me? 174 00:15:15,083 --> 00:15:16,960 - You don't want me to come in? - It's… 175 00:15:18,003 --> 00:15:19,295 It's kind of messy in there. 176 00:15:20,296 --> 00:15:21,464 What's going on? 177 00:15:26,302 --> 00:15:27,429 Hey, Eagly. 178 00:15:28,346 --> 00:15:29,723 Hey! 179 00:15:29,806 --> 00:15:31,016 He likes you. 180 00:15:31,099 --> 00:15:32,684 I'm not so sure. 181 00:15:34,853 --> 00:15:36,146 What's the deal with the parrot? 182 00:15:36,855 --> 00:15:37,856 That's an eagle. 183 00:15:39,858 --> 00:15:41,026 It's a bald eagle. 184 00:15:42,193 --> 00:15:43,653 It's the symbol of America. 185 00:15:44,154 --> 00:15:47,073 Are you telling me you don't recognize what kind of bird that is? 186 00:15:47,699 --> 00:15:50,827 Okay, you obviously have not read my dossier. 187 00:15:51,494 --> 00:15:53,121 I have bird blindness. 188 00:15:55,623 --> 00:15:56,624 Bird blindness? 189 00:15:56,708 --> 00:15:58,334 I can't tell the difference 190 00:15:58,418 --> 00:16:00,962 between one type of bird and another. 191 00:16:01,671 --> 00:16:04,674 Okay, but a duck and an eagle are totally different sizes. 192 00:16:04,758 --> 00:16:07,594 Yeah, well, they look the same size to me, man. 193 00:16:09,095 --> 00:16:11,431 What about, like, a hummingbird? 194 00:16:11,514 --> 00:16:12,849 Tiny bird? 195 00:16:12,932 --> 00:16:14,809 Incredibly fast wings? Hovers? 196 00:16:14,893 --> 00:16:15,935 Yeah, see? 197 00:16:16,019 --> 00:16:18,229 Yeah, I only know about that because I read it. 198 00:16:18,313 --> 00:16:20,273 - Yeah. - To me, they look and move 199 00:16:20,356 --> 00:16:22,025 just like any other bird. 200 00:16:23,234 --> 00:16:25,195 - Wow. - Bird blindness. 201 00:16:26,029 --> 00:16:27,739 It's my sole weakness. 202 00:16:29,657 --> 00:16:31,326 What is she showing him? 203 00:16:33,995 --> 00:16:35,163 That's… 204 00:16:35,246 --> 00:16:36,706 That could be anything, man. 205 00:16:36,790 --> 00:16:39,000 - Quantum what? - Unfolding Chamber. 206 00:16:39,084 --> 00:16:40,251 It's a dimensional portal 207 00:16:40,335 --> 00:16:42,003 that leads to 99 other universes. 208 00:16:42,087 --> 00:16:44,672 - In your bedroom? - It's my dad's bedroom. 209 00:16:44,756 --> 00:16:47,008 - Yours now? - Yeah, fucking mine now, whatever. 210 00:16:48,301 --> 00:16:49,385 I don't use it much. 211 00:16:49,469 --> 00:16:52,097 I let Eagly fly around there sometimes when it's too cold outside. 212 00:16:52,722 --> 00:16:55,016 - It's my dad's. - You never told me about it. 213 00:16:55,100 --> 00:16:57,393 Never thought about it, Ads. Jeez, it's not that big a deal. 214 00:16:57,477 --> 00:16:59,229 Get the fuck out, it's not. 215 00:16:59,729 --> 00:17:01,397 I grew up with it. It's normal to me. 216 00:17:01,481 --> 00:17:03,817 It's like you being a fucking Christian Scientist or whatever. 217 00:17:03,900 --> 00:17:06,152 - I'm not Christian Science. - What are you then? 218 00:17:06,236 --> 00:17:08,029 Well, I don't practice much, but I'm Methodist. 219 00:17:08,113 --> 00:17:09,405 - Yeah? - Yeah. 220 00:17:09,489 --> 00:17:10,990 I don't know what the fuck that is! 221 00:17:11,074 --> 00:17:12,367 Okay? Normal to you, but to me, 222 00:17:12,450 --> 00:17:13,535 it's wacky Martian shit. 223 00:17:13,618 --> 00:17:16,913 You cannot seriously be comparing me being Methodist 224 00:17:16,996 --> 00:17:20,375 to you having a secret dimensional portal in your bedroom right now. 225 00:17:20,458 --> 00:17:22,460 I see your point! Fine. Fucking congratulations, Ads. 226 00:17:22,544 --> 00:17:23,878 You're the winner of the conversation. 227 00:17:23,962 --> 00:17:26,256 We'll get you your gold medal and your congratulatory watch, 228 00:17:26,339 --> 00:17:29,050 and, you know, your fucking many awards to shower you with. 229 00:17:29,134 --> 00:17:31,928 Let's all get together and do a big fucking dance routine. 230 00:17:32,011 --> 00:17:33,388 Yeah, that's right. Great. 231 00:17:33,471 --> 00:17:35,140 Just 40,000 people fucking dancing, 232 00:17:35,223 --> 00:17:38,393 just about how fucking awesome you are at doing conversations! 233 00:17:39,269 --> 00:17:40,270 Shit! 234 00:17:44,274 --> 00:17:46,276 - Are you having a breakdown right now? - I don't know. 235 00:17:47,235 --> 00:17:48,528 What's going on with you? 236 00:17:50,405 --> 00:17:51,531 I had a rough night. 237 00:17:52,240 --> 00:17:53,533 I don't want to make it worse, 238 00:17:53,616 --> 00:17:55,118 but you're being monitored right now. 239 00:17:55,201 --> 00:17:58,538 - By who? - Rick Flag. Senior. 240 00:17:58,621 --> 00:18:00,415 He's the head of ARGUS now. 241 00:18:03,501 --> 00:18:04,502 Does he know that I… 242 00:18:04,586 --> 00:18:06,421 Killed his son? Yeah. 243 00:18:09,090 --> 00:18:10,090 Fuck me. 244 00:18:12,051 --> 00:18:13,761 Fuck. How do you know all this? 245 00:18:13,845 --> 00:18:15,388 A friend inside. 246 00:18:16,931 --> 00:18:18,975 I'm just gonna pretend like I don't know who that is. 247 00:18:26,524 --> 00:18:28,651 - You want my advice? - I don't fucking know. 248 00:18:29,152 --> 00:18:30,987 Number one, this portal? 249 00:18:31,070 --> 00:18:34,782 Don't use it because, somehow, they always know when you do. 250 00:18:34,866 --> 00:18:36,743 - Number two, give it to them. - It's mine! 251 00:18:36,826 --> 00:18:39,913 They're gonna treat you like you're hiding a nuclear weapon in your house, Chris. 252 00:18:39,996 --> 00:18:42,040 Just tell them you don't know exactly what it is. 253 00:18:42,123 --> 00:18:43,625 It's your dad's, or whatever. 254 00:18:43,708 --> 00:18:46,044 Because if you don't, they're going to use this 255 00:18:46,127 --> 00:18:48,087 as an excuse to send you back to prison. 256 00:18:50,465 --> 00:18:51,507 Hey, guys. 257 00:18:53,301 --> 00:18:54,427 Who's the nerd? 258 00:18:55,094 --> 00:18:56,804 That is Adrian Chase. 259 00:18:56,888 --> 00:18:58,514 They're… He's just a friend. 260 00:18:59,515 --> 00:19:02,518 That motherfucker look like he caught all the Pokémen. 261 00:19:02,602 --> 00:19:04,771 - You know what I'm saying? - No, I don't. 262 00:19:05,438 --> 00:19:06,814 Super nerd. 263 00:19:08,191 --> 00:19:10,944 Pokémon is plural, not Pokémen. 264 00:19:11,027 --> 00:19:12,028 Well, I'm sorry. 265 00:19:12,111 --> 00:19:14,322 Pokémen's grammar is not my bag, man. 266 00:19:14,864 --> 00:19:16,449 When you were learning that, 267 00:19:16,950 --> 00:19:19,452 I had two hot bitches sucking my dick. 268 00:19:24,082 --> 00:19:26,000 Okay, well, I'll see y'all guys tonight. 269 00:19:26,084 --> 00:19:28,544 - John's coming home party. - Yeah, we'll be there. 270 00:19:29,045 --> 00:19:30,171 Eagly! 271 00:19:30,672 --> 00:19:31,714 Come on! 272 00:19:33,633 --> 00:19:35,927 - So, what are we doing? - I need a hand with something. 273 00:19:38,221 --> 00:19:39,347 What's all this? 274 00:19:40,848 --> 00:19:43,017 I had some people over, is all. 275 00:19:44,769 --> 00:19:45,770 What? 276 00:19:46,771 --> 00:19:47,772 Nothing. 277 00:19:52,360 --> 00:19:53,486 - Hey. - Hey. 278 00:19:55,655 --> 00:19:56,656 Zora. 279 00:19:58,116 --> 00:19:59,409 Would you do me a huge favor? 280 00:20:00,034 --> 00:20:01,911 Would you mind getting these people out of here for me? 281 00:20:02,412 --> 00:20:03,413 Sure. 282 00:20:04,122 --> 00:20:05,206 Thank you. 283 00:20:05,999 --> 00:20:07,834 - Well, that's gross. - What? 284 00:20:07,917 --> 00:20:10,128 There was no time at all between her flushing that toilet 285 00:20:10,211 --> 00:20:11,379 and coming out of the bathroom. 286 00:20:11,462 --> 00:20:13,381 That means she didn't wash her hands at all. 287 00:20:13,464 --> 00:20:15,508 - Okay. - "Okay"? 288 00:20:15,591 --> 00:20:17,719 Personally, I don't think gonorrhea hands are "okay." 289 00:20:17,802 --> 00:20:19,804 - What are you pissed off about? - I'm not pissed off. 290 00:20:19,887 --> 00:20:21,806 Fine, 'cause I don't need it today, Adrian, okay? 291 00:20:21,889 --> 00:20:23,182 Fine. Why am I here? 292 00:20:25,643 --> 00:20:26,769 Dude, I fucked up. 293 00:20:28,104 --> 00:20:30,148 I see. You're in trouble and you call me. 294 00:20:30,231 --> 00:20:32,567 But you have a party and you fuck a bunch of major hotties 295 00:20:32,650 --> 00:20:34,277 and then you don't even invite your best friend? 296 00:20:34,360 --> 00:20:36,738 Why do you always pretend like you're not pissed off when it's obvious? 297 00:20:36,863 --> 00:20:38,614 I'm not pissed off. I didn't say I was pissed off. 298 00:20:38,740 --> 00:20:40,742 Is it surprising? Yes. 299 00:20:40,992 --> 00:20:43,202 Is it outrageous? Absolutely, it is! 300 00:20:43,286 --> 00:20:44,579 Yeah, I was depressed. 301 00:20:45,163 --> 00:20:47,206 Okay? It was a spur-of-the-moment thing. I was just… 302 00:20:47,957 --> 00:20:49,250 drowning my sorrows in flesh. 303 00:20:49,751 --> 00:20:51,169 It had nothing to do with friendship. 304 00:20:51,753 --> 00:20:54,255 And to be quite honest, Adrian, you don't even seem that into sex. 305 00:20:54,339 --> 00:20:57,467 Dude, I'm not into sex because, like, it's sex. 306 00:20:58,051 --> 00:21:00,595 I'm into sex because, like a lot of people, 307 00:21:00,678 --> 00:21:03,014 it's an opportunity to bond with my best friend. 308 00:21:03,639 --> 00:21:05,224 That's not like a lot of people. 309 00:21:06,017 --> 00:21:07,810 Well, I'm not a pervert, is what I'm saying. 310 00:21:07,894 --> 00:21:09,479 I don't quote-unquote "like" sex. 311 00:21:10,563 --> 00:21:11,564 Shut the door. 312 00:21:19,739 --> 00:21:21,491 - Are you going in? - I'm being monitored. 313 00:21:21,574 --> 00:21:22,950 - What? - They're gonna know. 314 00:21:23,743 --> 00:21:24,744 Know what? 315 00:21:27,121 --> 00:21:28,122 Fuck it. 316 00:21:33,252 --> 00:21:34,337 Fuck. 317 00:21:38,174 --> 00:21:39,175 Fleury. 318 00:21:39,258 --> 00:21:40,301 Yeah, we see it. 319 00:21:41,427 --> 00:21:43,137 Yeah, me and Ginger Cool are on this shit. 320 00:21:43,221 --> 00:21:44,889 - Jesus Christ. - Yeah, sure. 321 00:21:44,972 --> 00:21:47,392 Bordeaux wants to know are you going to that thing tonight? 322 00:21:47,475 --> 00:21:49,519 - The thing with Smith? - Yeah, I know what she means. 323 00:21:49,602 --> 00:21:50,978 Yes. Why? 324 00:21:51,062 --> 00:21:53,022 He says he'll be there with bells on. 325 00:21:53,106 --> 00:21:55,191 He said he'll be there "with bells on"? 326 00:21:55,817 --> 00:21:58,861 Well, I added the bells part. Sounded more poetic. 327 00:21:59,695 --> 00:22:01,614 Okay, Agent, don't do that. 328 00:22:01,697 --> 00:22:02,824 Don't embellish shit. 329 00:22:02,907 --> 00:22:04,951 Sorry, Chief. It won't happen again. 330 00:22:06,411 --> 00:22:08,871 Flag thinks we should keep Economos in the cold on this. 331 00:22:09,997 --> 00:22:10,998 Okay. 332 00:22:11,082 --> 00:22:12,417 So, after he and Smith leave, 333 00:22:12,500 --> 00:22:14,168 I'm sending you and a team of agents 334 00:22:14,252 --> 00:22:16,337 to do a full scrub of Smith's home. 335 00:22:16,838 --> 00:22:18,172 - Got it? - Right. 336 00:22:21,217 --> 00:22:22,385 She says to hold. 337 00:22:22,468 --> 00:22:23,886 So, do nothing? 338 00:22:24,429 --> 00:22:25,430 That's right. 339 00:22:28,015 --> 00:22:29,016 Okay. 340 00:22:41,821 --> 00:22:43,865 So, then you killed your own doppelganger? 341 00:22:43,948 --> 00:22:45,491 - Yeah. - From another dimension? 342 00:22:45,575 --> 00:22:46,576 Yes. 343 00:22:46,659 --> 00:22:48,953 That's exactly the same as ours, except everything's better? 344 00:22:49,036 --> 00:22:51,330 - Yep. - Dude, that's sick! 345 00:22:51,414 --> 00:22:53,458 - Believe me, it's not. - But why? 346 00:22:53,541 --> 00:22:55,585 I'd love to meet a me that's me except better. 347 00:22:55,668 --> 00:22:57,628 Dude, believe me, you don't want to meet yourself. 348 00:22:57,712 --> 00:22:59,046 It's chilling as fuck. 349 00:22:59,130 --> 00:23:00,840 Well, yeah, sure, if you kill yourself. 350 00:23:00,923 --> 00:23:02,258 I'm talking about before that, man. 351 00:23:02,341 --> 00:23:04,177 Looking into your own eyes, it just fucks you up. 352 00:23:04,927 --> 00:23:05,970 No way. 353 00:23:06,596 --> 00:23:07,597 Here it is. 354 00:23:08,139 --> 00:23:09,223 We gotta get rid of it. 355 00:23:09,307 --> 00:23:11,142 I don't want my other-world dad and brother finding it. 356 00:23:11,601 --> 00:23:13,394 Yeah, they'd probably kill you if they did. 357 00:23:18,024 --> 00:23:19,233 Cool helmet! 358 00:25:05,881 --> 00:25:06,924 Fuck off! 359 00:25:11,596 --> 00:25:12,597 Who's that guy? 360 00:25:13,598 --> 00:25:15,391 That's just some rude motherfucker 361 00:25:15,474 --> 00:25:18,519 who I say hi to every time, and never says hi back! 362 00:26:15,493 --> 00:26:17,912 Chris, turn that off. Oh my God. 363 00:26:18,663 --> 00:26:21,957 Come on. Come on. Stop. 364 00:27:47,209 --> 00:27:48,836 - Let's go. - No, no, wait, wait. 365 00:27:48,919 --> 00:27:50,296 Let's give him a few more minutes, 366 00:27:50,379 --> 00:27:52,131 make sure he doesn't come back for something. 367 00:27:52,757 --> 00:27:54,300 Come back for something? 368 00:27:54,383 --> 00:27:57,178 Yeah, he's going to a party, a get-together with friends. 369 00:27:57,261 --> 00:27:58,971 Oftentimes, people will buy a gift 370 00:27:59,054 --> 00:28:02,308 like a bottle of champagne, a… a housewarming thing. 371 00:28:02,391 --> 00:28:04,226 Isn't a housewarming gift solely for people 372 00:28:04,310 --> 00:28:06,228 - who just moved into a new home? - No. 373 00:28:06,312 --> 00:28:09,398 It's any gift that you give to someone in their house. 374 00:28:09,482 --> 00:28:10,816 It warms the house. 375 00:28:10,900 --> 00:28:12,151 No, it's not. 376 00:28:12,234 --> 00:28:14,445 It's just for people moving into a new place. 377 00:28:14,528 --> 00:28:15,571 - That guy… - Vega. 378 00:28:15,654 --> 00:28:17,490 Vega. He's right. 379 00:28:17,573 --> 00:28:18,866 None of this matters. 380 00:28:19,366 --> 00:28:21,452 The point is, is that when I go to someone's house, 381 00:28:21,535 --> 00:28:24,163 I will often buy a gift, then I forget the gift. 382 00:28:24,246 --> 00:28:27,208 And then I don't remember until I'm halfway to the place I'm going. 383 00:28:27,291 --> 00:28:29,335 Well, personally, though, I just say fuck it. 384 00:28:29,418 --> 00:28:30,461 I forgot it. 385 00:28:31,754 --> 00:28:33,047 I just want to party. 386 00:28:33,130 --> 00:28:35,299 - Get lit. - Yeah, I love to get lit. 387 00:28:35,382 --> 00:28:38,844 Bonus, you can drink the champagne afterwards by yourself. 388 00:28:38,928 --> 00:28:40,012 Well, that's you. 389 00:28:40,095 --> 00:28:42,640 And that's probably 50 percent of people. 390 00:28:42,723 --> 00:28:44,934 But a lot of people are more considerate, 391 00:28:45,017 --> 00:28:46,227 and they will come back. 392 00:28:46,310 --> 00:28:49,939 So, in case this hick is one of those people… 393 00:28:50,606 --> 00:28:53,192 we won't get caught with our pants down. 394 00:29:02,660 --> 00:29:04,078 Stop bouncing. 395 00:29:44,285 --> 00:29:45,286 - Hey. - Hey. 396 00:29:45,369 --> 00:29:46,704 Hold on. 397 00:29:52,918 --> 00:29:55,796 Will you text the others and tell them to meet us on the roof? 398 00:29:56,505 --> 00:29:57,590 Sure. 399 00:30:00,426 --> 00:30:01,677 I gotta say, 400 00:30:01,760 --> 00:30:04,638 you're not really the person I expected to play host. 401 00:30:04,722 --> 00:30:06,724 Well, Adebayo lives in a snake pit. 402 00:30:07,600 --> 00:30:09,393 Adrian lives with his mother, 403 00:30:09,476 --> 00:30:12,062 who might be rotting Norma Bates-style for all I know. 404 00:30:12,146 --> 00:30:15,316 And every time I go to Chris's, Eagly literally tries to kill me. 405 00:30:16,984 --> 00:30:18,611 Fucking Eagly. 406 00:30:21,614 --> 00:30:23,198 This is surprisingly nice. 407 00:30:23,282 --> 00:30:24,867 Yeah, just look out for the dog shit. 408 00:30:24,950 --> 00:30:26,452 Asshole neighbors bring their dogs up. 409 00:30:26,994 --> 00:30:29,288 - I like dogs. - You like dog shit? 410 00:30:29,997 --> 00:30:31,081 - No. - Hey, guys. 411 00:30:31,624 --> 00:30:33,459 - How did you get up here? - Fire escape. 412 00:30:33,959 --> 00:30:34,960 I got beer. 413 00:30:35,044 --> 00:30:36,879 Don't be climbing up my fire escape, dude. 414 00:30:40,424 --> 00:30:42,885 Where do you get this stuff from? 415 00:30:42,968 --> 00:30:44,136 It's funny, right? 416 00:30:45,054 --> 00:30:46,972 - Give me one of those. - Yeah. 417 00:30:49,850 --> 00:30:51,268 - Want one? - Duh. 418 00:30:54,480 --> 00:30:55,564 Okay. 419 00:30:56,482 --> 00:30:58,025 - Here you go. - Right, yeah. 420 00:30:58,108 --> 00:31:00,027 Yeah. Okay. 421 00:31:00,110 --> 00:31:01,570 Just hand it to him. 422 00:31:01,654 --> 00:31:03,364 Yeah, no, I'll just… I'll just hand it to him. 423 00:31:03,447 --> 00:31:05,866 Probably the best thing. Should've done that right away. 424 00:31:05,950 --> 00:31:06,951 Yeah. 425 00:31:07,034 --> 00:31:08,911 Motherfuckers! 426 00:31:11,455 --> 00:31:13,332 - Econogoat! - What up! 427 00:31:13,415 --> 00:31:15,376 Back home where he belongs. 428 00:31:15,459 --> 00:31:17,878 The missing piece of the puzzle, man. There he is! 429 00:31:18,504 --> 00:31:19,546 Hey. 430 00:31:19,630 --> 00:31:21,382 - Did you guys come together? - No, dude. 431 00:31:21,423 --> 00:31:23,133 We met in the stairwell on the way up. 432 00:31:25,886 --> 00:31:27,012 Okay, okay. 433 00:31:27,096 --> 00:31:28,806 - Chips and dips and brewskis… - Leota. 434 00:31:28,889 --> 00:31:30,265 …we doin' it up in style! 435 00:31:30,349 --> 00:31:31,684 Hey, Ads. 436 00:31:32,226 --> 00:31:33,227 Good sir. 437 00:31:37,272 --> 00:31:39,525 - Miss you, girl. Yeah. - You too. 438 00:31:39,608 --> 00:31:41,151 Wait, what happened to your eye? 439 00:31:41,235 --> 00:31:42,695 Nothing. It's stupid. 440 00:31:44,071 --> 00:31:45,864 - Hey. - Yeah. 441 00:31:46,448 --> 00:31:47,866 - To the 11th Street Kids. - Yeah. 442 00:31:47,950 --> 00:31:49,868 We came, we motherfuckin' rocked it. 443 00:31:50,619 --> 00:31:52,496 No matter how far away we are from each other, 444 00:31:52,579 --> 00:31:53,580 even our boy Economos, 445 00:31:54,289 --> 00:31:56,208 no one will ever break us apart. 446 00:31:56,291 --> 00:31:57,334 - Yes! - Yeah! 447 00:31:57,418 --> 00:31:59,795 - Yeah! - Right on! Fuck yeah, bro! 448 00:32:08,345 --> 00:32:09,346 All right, Mexicali, 449 00:32:09,430 --> 00:32:10,431 you take your gadget, 450 00:32:10,514 --> 00:32:12,975 scan for any anomalies you find throughout that house. 451 00:32:13,058 --> 00:32:15,102 Ponyboy, don't let them out of your sight. 452 00:32:15,769 --> 00:32:18,272 Titties, I want you to take the front door. 453 00:32:18,939 --> 00:32:21,316 Encino Man, you take the back door. 454 00:32:22,109 --> 00:32:23,152 - Got it? - Yeah. 455 00:32:23,235 --> 00:32:25,279 But not the fucking names, dude. 456 00:32:25,362 --> 00:32:26,530 You can't just call us that. 457 00:32:26,613 --> 00:32:28,949 Where do you think we are? Fucking Berkeley? 458 00:32:29,033 --> 00:32:30,868 How else am I gonna remember you? 459 00:32:30,951 --> 00:32:32,828 You know what? You just got demoted. 460 00:32:32,911 --> 00:32:34,455 Your new name is Barely Legal. 461 00:32:35,956 --> 00:32:36,957 Fuck off, man. 462 00:32:37,041 --> 00:32:38,917 Okay, now it's Kewpie Doll. 463 00:32:39,418 --> 00:32:40,419 Keep it up. 464 00:32:40,836 --> 00:32:42,087 - Fuck. - Let's go. 465 00:33:46,360 --> 00:33:47,528 What even is that thing? 466 00:33:48,028 --> 00:33:50,447 Measures traces of non-terrestrial energies. 467 00:34:00,124 --> 00:34:01,375 I'm picking up something. 468 00:34:12,719 --> 00:34:13,887 What the fuck? 469 00:34:14,388 --> 00:34:15,389 Jesus. 470 00:34:16,390 --> 00:34:18,267 This is a dimensional discrepancy. 471 00:34:19,226 --> 00:34:20,519 This is major, man. 472 00:34:29,820 --> 00:34:30,904 Jesus! 473 00:34:32,156 --> 00:34:33,323 Shoot it! Shoot it! 474 00:34:33,407 --> 00:34:35,159 I'm fucking trying! It's a bird, dude! 475 00:34:36,285 --> 00:34:37,369 Fuck! 476 00:34:38,370 --> 00:34:39,371 Fucking bird! 477 00:34:43,959 --> 00:34:45,210 Kewpie! 478 00:34:53,844 --> 00:34:55,846 Titties! Encino Man! Get in here! 479 00:34:56,930 --> 00:34:58,891 I can't tell how big this thing is. 480 00:35:00,225 --> 00:35:01,852 Fucking bird blindness. 481 00:35:42,017 --> 00:35:44,186 Hold on. Fuck! 482 00:35:46,313 --> 00:35:47,314 Fuck! 483 00:35:52,319 --> 00:35:53,320 Thank God. 484 00:35:53,779 --> 00:35:54,821 Fuck. 485 00:35:55,405 --> 00:35:57,908 Hang in there, Titties. You're gonna be okay. 486 00:36:00,035 --> 00:36:01,370 Look out. 487 00:37:40,927 --> 00:37:42,471 - Hey. - Hey. 488 00:37:43,722 --> 00:37:45,557 I pulled you over here with my fishing line. 489 00:37:45,640 --> 00:37:47,100 Yes, I saw that. 490 00:37:48,352 --> 00:37:50,354 Maybe you think that's disrespectful. I don't know. 491 00:37:51,021 --> 00:37:53,398 You could have torn a hole in my shirt. It's not cool. 492 00:37:57,319 --> 00:37:58,528 Man. 493 00:37:58,612 --> 00:38:01,239 It ain't been the same since you left, man. 494 00:38:01,323 --> 00:38:04,201 - Fuck you. - I'm serious. 495 00:38:04,868 --> 00:38:07,871 Look, I know sometimes you think you don't matter, 496 00:38:08,455 --> 00:38:09,539 but you do. 497 00:38:10,040 --> 00:38:11,166 To all of us. 498 00:38:11,666 --> 00:38:12,709 To everyone here. 499 00:38:13,835 --> 00:38:15,921 Do you guys get together like this a lot? 500 00:38:16,588 --> 00:38:20,384 No, not all of us, just individually. 501 00:38:20,467 --> 00:38:23,261 So, me and Chris, obviously. 502 00:38:23,345 --> 00:38:25,305 - Yeah, obviously. - Me and Harcourt. 503 00:38:25,389 --> 00:38:26,431 Harcourt. 504 00:38:27,307 --> 00:38:30,852 And Chris and Adrian, Chris and Harcourt. 505 00:38:31,770 --> 00:38:33,105 Chris and Harcourt? 506 00:38:34,856 --> 00:38:36,608 What is up with that? 507 00:38:36,691 --> 00:38:38,610 Your guess is as good as mine. 508 00:38:42,697 --> 00:38:43,990 You doing okay, though? 509 00:38:44,950 --> 00:38:46,326 Hello. Yes. 510 00:38:47,202 --> 00:38:48,745 You seem a little stressed. 511 00:38:49,496 --> 00:38:50,497 Okay, well, 512 00:38:51,289 --> 00:38:52,582 it's the job. 513 00:38:54,835 --> 00:38:56,920 Well, shit. Quit. 514 00:38:58,338 --> 00:38:59,506 - Quit? - Yeah. 515 00:39:00,006 --> 00:39:01,550 Yeah, do what I'm doing. 516 00:39:01,633 --> 00:39:03,093 I don't need anybody else. 517 00:39:03,176 --> 00:39:06,680 I just go off and forge my own path. 518 00:39:08,849 --> 00:39:10,559 You making any money doing that? 519 00:39:11,268 --> 00:39:15,313 No. Not yet, but… but… but I will. 520 00:39:16,064 --> 00:39:17,524 And what you gonna do? 521 00:39:17,607 --> 00:39:19,484 You just gonna… I don't know, 522 00:39:19,568 --> 00:39:22,612 just sit around and be scared your whole life? 523 00:39:23,697 --> 00:39:24,781 Yes. 524 00:39:24,865 --> 00:39:27,826 I've had crippling anxiety since I was a kid. 525 00:39:28,326 --> 00:39:30,162 I don't think I'm gonna change that much now. 526 00:39:30,912 --> 00:39:31,913 Shit. 527 00:39:34,916 --> 00:39:37,085 No, what are you doing? What are you fucking doing? 528 00:39:37,169 --> 00:39:39,963 - I love you, brother. - You love alcohol. 529 00:39:41,756 --> 00:39:42,883 Fleury! 530 00:39:45,010 --> 00:39:46,052 Fleury! 531 00:39:47,596 --> 00:39:48,597 Fleury! 532 00:39:49,473 --> 00:39:50,474 Fleury! 533 00:39:52,184 --> 00:39:54,186 A fucking duck attacked me. 534 00:39:54,269 --> 00:39:55,937 We gotta get these people to a hospital. 535 00:39:56,021 --> 00:39:57,022 We gotta go. 536 00:40:05,322 --> 00:40:07,282 Even Evergreen's pretty from above. 537 00:40:11,953 --> 00:40:12,954 Hey. 538 00:40:15,123 --> 00:40:16,166 What happened? 539 00:40:18,001 --> 00:40:19,002 No big deal. 540 00:40:19,085 --> 00:40:21,046 Some dude at a bar fucking with me. 541 00:40:23,131 --> 00:40:24,716 Like that time a couple months ago? 542 00:40:25,550 --> 00:40:26,760 - Sure. - Yeah. 543 00:40:28,261 --> 00:40:30,597 Or like the first time we talked, you know, in that bar? 544 00:40:32,390 --> 00:40:33,808 The bar you fucking followed me into. 545 00:40:33,892 --> 00:40:35,143 That's the one. 546 00:40:35,685 --> 00:40:36,686 Yes. 547 00:40:37,437 --> 00:40:38,438 Yeah. Yes, I did. 548 00:40:38,522 --> 00:40:40,565 I followed you in there 'cause I thought you were cool. 549 00:40:40,649 --> 00:40:41,983 - Cool? - Yeah. 550 00:40:42,067 --> 00:40:44,486 - Sure. - I still think you're cool. 551 00:40:45,070 --> 00:40:46,112 Okay. 552 00:40:50,617 --> 00:40:51,618 Anyway… 553 00:40:53,161 --> 00:40:54,329 That bar, 554 00:40:55,372 --> 00:40:56,748 filled with not great people. 555 00:40:57,415 --> 00:40:58,416 It's not a great spot. 556 00:40:59,084 --> 00:41:01,545 You know, I figured if somebody was looking for a fight… 557 00:41:02,504 --> 00:41:04,172 that'd be a real good place to find one. 558 00:41:04,256 --> 00:41:06,716 - That's all. - So, that's your theory here? 559 00:41:07,217 --> 00:41:08,218 Not a theory. 560 00:41:08,885 --> 00:41:10,303 Just a thought I had I couldn't shake. 561 00:41:10,804 --> 00:41:12,931 That I go around trying to get into fights? 562 00:41:13,014 --> 00:41:14,140 I don't know what you do. 563 00:41:14,224 --> 00:41:17,727 You wear a costume and go out and beat the shit out of people. 564 00:41:18,603 --> 00:41:20,355 Maybe it takes one to know one, okay? 565 00:41:21,606 --> 00:41:24,317 That's not happening. That would be fucking stupid. 566 00:41:27,028 --> 00:41:30,323 I'm just saying, you've just been so upset ever since Task Force X disbanded. 567 00:41:31,032 --> 00:41:32,158 I'm worried about you. 568 00:41:32,784 --> 00:41:34,077 - Worried about me. - What? 569 00:41:34,619 --> 00:41:35,620 Yeah. 570 00:41:35,704 --> 00:41:37,831 You know, we both know that's what you'd like. 571 00:41:37,914 --> 00:41:38,915 What? 572 00:41:38,999 --> 00:41:40,750 Yeah, you'd like me to be some sort of 573 00:41:40,834 --> 00:41:43,211 damaged, broken bird 574 00:41:43,295 --> 00:41:44,421 'cause, you know, 575 00:41:44,504 --> 00:41:46,590 water seeks its own level and all that. 576 00:41:47,299 --> 00:41:49,593 Sorry. I'm not as fucked up as you, Chris. 577 00:41:49,676 --> 00:41:50,760 I never said you were. 578 00:41:56,433 --> 00:41:58,685 All right. Fuck this. 579 00:42:49,361 --> 00:42:51,363 Eagly, were you fucking shit up again? 580 00:43:14,260 --> 00:43:15,261 Hey. 581 00:43:15,720 --> 00:43:16,721 Come on. 582 00:43:20,850 --> 00:43:21,935 My guy, 583 00:43:22,894 --> 00:43:24,020 you're the best. 584 00:43:25,188 --> 00:43:26,231 You're the best. 585 00:43:28,525 --> 00:43:29,859 Hey, hey! 586 00:43:30,443 --> 00:43:31,778 Hey, hey. 587 00:43:33,738 --> 00:43:34,781 Sorry. 588 00:45:14,172 --> 00:45:16,049 Yeah, Keith, you find anything? 589 00:45:17,217 --> 00:45:19,302 No, no, no. No one knows where he is. 590 00:45:20,136 --> 00:45:22,013 You call that Karen girl, the one he's… 591 00:45:23,223 --> 00:45:25,433 Yeah. Okay. 592 00:45:26,893 --> 00:45:29,187 I'm trying to think anywhere else he could be. I… 593 00:45:30,355 --> 00:45:32,232 What's the blood in the library from? 594 00:45:33,483 --> 00:45:35,443 You don't think it's those pills again, do you? 595 00:47:25,136 --> 00:47:27,805 Pokémon is plural, not Pokémen. 596 00:47:27,889 --> 00:47:28,890 Well, I'm sorry. 597 00:47:28,973 --> 00:47:31,225 Pokémen's grammar is not my bag, man. 598 00:47:31,726 --> 00:47:33,394 When you were learning that, 599 00:47:33,895 --> 00:47:36,397 I had two hot bitches sucking my dick. 600 00:47:37,732 --> 00:47:38,983 What did they look like? 601 00:47:39,067 --> 00:47:41,194 One was blonde and one was bald. 602 00:47:41,277 --> 00:47:42,445 Why was she bald? 603 00:47:43,863 --> 00:47:44,906 What were their names? 604 00:47:45,698 --> 00:47:48,409 Gertrude, Francine. The Peppermint twins. 605 00:47:48,910 --> 00:47:51,454 - I'll never forget. - Yeah? Where was this? 606 00:47:51,537 --> 00:47:53,122 In Portland, Oregon. 607 00:47:57,835 --> 00:47:59,837 - Real hot? - Super hot.