1 00:00:56,973 --> 00:00:58,516 What the fuck is that? 2 00:01:07,692 --> 00:01:08,777 Dad, don't! 3 00:01:16,034 --> 00:01:17,077 Tell me "don't"? 4 00:01:18,286 --> 00:01:19,996 Since when I take orders from you? 5 00:01:29,672 --> 00:01:31,424 Dad, there's something over there, 6 00:01:32,258 --> 00:01:33,426 where he was going. 7 00:04:09,290 --> 00:04:10,374 Lion to Claws, 8 00:04:10,375 --> 00:04:12,209 we'll be there in less than ten minutes. 9 00:04:12,210 --> 00:04:13,336 Copy, Lion. 10 00:04:23,137 --> 00:04:24,137 What are you looking at? 11 00:04:24,138 --> 00:04:26,099 Remember that time you smashed my car with a truck 12 00:04:26,224 --> 00:04:28,517 and snuck up behind me and hit me in the head with a tire iron? 13 00:04:28,518 --> 00:04:30,686 - Yeah. Why? - Just curious. 14 00:04:30,687 --> 00:04:32,187 Well, it was a great fucking moment. 15 00:04:32,188 --> 00:04:33,438 Hot take. 16 00:04:33,439 --> 00:04:35,357 You hit this little Chinaman with a tire iron? 17 00:04:35,358 --> 00:04:37,693 I'm Vietnamese, Wild Bill Suckcock. 18 00:04:37,694 --> 00:04:39,319 And yes, he did. 19 00:04:39,320 --> 00:04:40,488 I wish I'd killed him. 20 00:04:40,989 --> 00:04:43,658 I wish he was sitting there right now, dead. 21 00:04:44,200 --> 00:04:46,076 You wish my corpse was here in front of you? 22 00:04:46,077 --> 00:04:47,703 - Yes. - You would carry it around 23 00:04:47,704 --> 00:04:49,788 - with you everywhere? - Yeah, 'cause you're small and light, 24 00:04:49,789 --> 00:04:51,581 and it's a reminder of my victory. 25 00:04:51,582 --> 00:04:53,625 So, you'd torment my loved ones 26 00:04:53,626 --> 00:04:56,087 who'd have to watch you carry around my dead body? 27 00:04:57,714 --> 00:04:59,798 You're taking it a little too seriously now. 28 00:04:59,799 --> 00:05:01,883 Shit, Ginger Cool, you are hardcore. 29 00:05:01,884 --> 00:05:03,468 Hey, fuck you too, asshole. 30 00:05:03,469 --> 00:05:04,678 Shit. 31 00:05:04,679 --> 00:05:07,848 GC is a little upset 'cause we're about to go arrest his friend 32 00:05:07,849 --> 00:05:09,558 and kill his favorite parrot. 33 00:05:09,559 --> 00:05:11,727 You know, I wasn't gonna say anything, 34 00:05:11,728 --> 00:05:14,354 but does Bordeaux know that you were making faces 35 00:05:14,355 --> 00:05:15,647 when you were on the phone with her? 36 00:05:15,648 --> 00:05:17,524 I don't know what this man is talking about. 37 00:05:17,525 --> 00:05:20,862 If I was making a face, then that comes with having a face. 38 00:05:22,572 --> 00:05:24,156 What kind of faces? 39 00:05:24,157 --> 00:05:25,449 He winked at me 40 00:05:25,450 --> 00:05:28,244 like he had you wrapped around his fucking finger. 41 00:05:29,954 --> 00:05:31,496 - You winked at him? - No. 42 00:05:31,497 --> 00:05:34,333 I'll take a polygraph. I don't give a shit. 43 00:05:34,334 --> 00:05:37,336 If I did, it was a wink like, "Hey, we're all in this together." 44 00:05:37,337 --> 00:05:40,047 When the fuck does a wink mean "we're all in this together"? 45 00:05:40,048 --> 00:05:43,216 I'm from Illinois. It... Maybe it's a Midwestern thing. 46 00:05:43,217 --> 00:05:46,762 I spent many years in the hills of Illi-noise hunting balds, 47 00:05:46,763 --> 00:05:50,640 and ain't nobody ever winked at my ass to say we're in this together. 48 00:05:50,641 --> 00:05:52,517 And that there is a point for Hagrid here. 49 00:05:52,518 --> 00:05:55,187 I don't want you on my side, you fucking psychopath. 50 00:05:55,188 --> 00:05:57,814 You judge me for ridding the world of beak-ed vermin 51 00:05:57,815 --> 00:06:01,360 when you hit a little incapacitated Chinaman! 52 00:06:01,361 --> 00:06:03,612 He just said he was from Vietnam, asshole. 53 00:06:03,613 --> 00:06:06,156 Well, ain't that one of the places Chinamens come from? 54 00:06:06,157 --> 00:06:09,827 Question, are you the dumbest cunt who's ever existed, or just top five? 55 00:06:10,578 --> 00:06:11,745 That ain't nice at all, son. 56 00:06:11,746 --> 00:06:13,663 Shut the fuck up, all of you! 57 00:06:13,664 --> 00:06:14,998 Hey, I didn't say anything. 58 00:06:14,999 --> 00:06:17,043 Now, you did, didn't you? 59 00:06:47,407 --> 00:06:48,449 Jesus. 60 00:06:51,619 --> 00:06:52,620 Eagly? 61 00:07:04,674 --> 00:07:06,717 Eagly, what happened? 62 00:07:11,848 --> 00:07:14,307 - Claws to Lion. Copy? - Copy, Claws. 63 00:07:14,308 --> 00:07:15,559 We're in position. 64 00:07:15,560 --> 00:07:17,811 - Waiting on your word. - Less than a minute out. 65 00:07:17,812 --> 00:07:18,896 No. 66 00:07:19,647 --> 00:07:21,565 It's not your food. This is my food. 67 00:07:21,566 --> 00:07:24,193 My food's over here. Your food's over there. 68 00:07:26,279 --> 00:07:27,363 Fuck it. 69 00:07:45,131 --> 00:07:46,215 "Get..." 70 00:07:46,799 --> 00:07:49,301 "Get out... Get out of your house innediately"? 71 00:07:49,302 --> 00:07:51,102 Or maybe he means "immediately," I don't know. 72 00:07:57,977 --> 00:08:00,521 "Argus tagent." What the fuck is a "tagent"? 73 00:08:02,565 --> 00:08:04,649 Oh, fuck. Wait. 74 00:08:04,650 --> 00:08:06,234 We'll enter at the front. 75 00:08:06,235 --> 00:08:08,236 Jagger and Kline, make your way to the back. 76 00:08:08,237 --> 00:08:11,616 Fleury, left side. Economos and St. Wild, right. 77 00:08:15,203 --> 00:08:16,204 Shit! 78 00:08:17,747 --> 00:08:21,209 Well, you said I didn't have to work with Captain Cultural Appropriation. 79 00:08:21,751 --> 00:08:23,377 Fuck. Fine. 80 00:08:24,837 --> 00:08:25,837 Shit. 81 00:08:31,886 --> 00:08:33,054 Eagly, we gotta go. 82 00:08:34,180 --> 00:08:35,305 No, bro. 83 00:08:35,306 --> 00:08:36,432 We gotta go! 84 00:08:42,563 --> 00:08:43,773 Motherfucker! 85 00:08:46,400 --> 00:08:48,485 Hey, hey. Here. Yeah, yeah. 86 00:08:48,486 --> 00:08:51,948 That's right. Yeah, baloney? Yeah, come on. Come on. 87 00:09:03,876 --> 00:09:04,919 Come on. 88 00:09:23,771 --> 00:09:24,814 Eagle droppings. 89 00:09:27,692 --> 00:09:28,693 That's good. 90 00:09:38,119 --> 00:09:39,161 Four days old. 91 00:09:40,997 --> 00:09:43,082 Hints of... cold cuts. 92 00:09:44,625 --> 00:09:45,668 Tater chips. 93 00:10:01,726 --> 00:10:02,727 Ki... 94 00:10:04,312 --> 00:10:05,688 ai! 95 00:10:09,775 --> 00:10:10,776 Come on! 96 00:10:33,716 --> 00:10:34,883 What the hell, bro? 97 00:10:34,884 --> 00:10:37,136 You screwed the world once. I won't let you do it again. 98 00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:56,739 Say goodbye, demonic bir... 99 00:11:00,034 --> 00:11:01,160 Oh, shit. 100 00:11:33,901 --> 00:11:36,112 You're like a piece of toilet paper stuck to my shoe... 101 00:11:36,862 --> 00:11:38,447 I just can't pick off. 102 00:11:56,257 --> 00:11:57,341 Yes! 103 00:11:58,759 --> 00:11:59,802 Snap. 104 00:12:02,096 --> 00:12:03,264 "like to gift you..." 105 00:12:10,813 --> 00:12:14,275 Man, this is so fucking cool. 106 00:12:17,903 --> 00:12:19,029 Here we go. 107 00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:21,949 Snap. 108 00:12:22,950 --> 00:12:26,620 Pretty sweet, huh? 109 00:12:30,291 --> 00:12:32,918 "ASAP"? 110 00:12:39,175 --> 00:12:40,300 Somebody get Economos. 111 00:12:40,301 --> 00:12:41,510 Thank God. 112 00:12:42,428 --> 00:12:45,638 Man. That was insane. It's the craziest thing I've... 113 00:12:45,639 --> 00:12:46,974 Oh, my God. 114 00:12:48,517 --> 00:12:49,851 What the hell happened? 115 00:12:49,852 --> 00:12:52,563 I... I came up behind you when you were about to shoot Eagl... 116 00:12:53,063 --> 00:12:54,106 That eagle. 117 00:12:55,232 --> 00:12:56,733 Yeah, I remember getting a beat on it, 118 00:12:56,734 --> 00:12:58,693 - but I can't quite remember... - Yeah, and... 119 00:12:58,694 --> 00:13:00,362 - anything after. - And then a... 120 00:13:00,988 --> 00:13:02,530 Another eagle. 121 00:13:02,531 --> 00:13:04,699 - Another eagle? - Yeah, a... a... 122 00:13:04,700 --> 00:13:06,201 a second eagle 123 00:13:06,202 --> 00:13:08,787 flew in fast and, boom! 124 00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:10,872 Just knocked you over and you slammed into that rock. 125 00:13:10,873 --> 00:13:13,041 No, no, no, that don't make no sense, son. 126 00:13:13,042 --> 00:13:15,502 - No? - I mean, eagles are solitary creatures. 127 00:13:15,503 --> 00:13:17,962 Yes, that's what's so weird, right? 128 00:13:17,963 --> 00:13:19,632 This could only mean one thing. 129 00:13:20,716 --> 00:13:22,885 The eagle I was about to shoot was the... 130 00:13:23,469 --> 00:13:25,011 was the primal eagle 131 00:13:25,012 --> 00:13:27,889 foretold in the Yakama and Meskwaki myths. 132 00:13:27,890 --> 00:13:31,560 - What? - The eagle that rules over all the eagles. 133 00:13:32,186 --> 00:13:35,064 Everything in my life has led me to this moment, son. 134 00:13:36,148 --> 00:13:38,274 To kill the primal eagle! 135 00:13:38,275 --> 00:13:42,195 The soul of our country shall be purged of all of our transgressions 136 00:13:42,196 --> 00:13:46,199 against all the native and indigenous peoples of this land. 137 00:13:46,200 --> 00:13:48,326 That's the one thing it could mean? 138 00:13:48,327 --> 00:13:49,410 'Cause I... 139 00:13:49,411 --> 00:13:51,747 I feel like it could mean a lot of different things. 140 00:13:52,248 --> 00:13:53,790 - Nope. - And I feel like 141 00:13:53,791 --> 00:13:56,000 - you're just making up a bunch of stuff... - Nope. 142 00:13:56,001 --> 00:13:58,753 Just to rationalize your weird desire to kill eagles. 143 00:13:58,754 --> 00:14:00,213 No, sir. 144 00:14:00,214 --> 00:14:03,007 It's kind of strangely condescending to Native Americans. 145 00:14:03,008 --> 00:14:06,470 Well, son, we disagree on some of the specifics. 146 00:14:06,971 --> 00:14:08,263 But at the end of the day, 147 00:14:08,264 --> 00:14:10,850 we both agree what's most important. 148 00:14:11,350 --> 00:14:14,644 That so-called Eagly needs to die. 149 00:14:14,645 --> 00:14:16,437 We don't agree on that at all. 150 00:14:16,438 --> 00:14:17,522 We most certainly do. 151 00:14:17,523 --> 00:14:19,232 - No. - Yes, we do. 152 00:14:19,233 --> 00:14:22,403 Economos. Bordeaux needs to see you. Now. 153 00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:27,116 What happened to you? 154 00:14:27,825 --> 00:14:29,742 My third eye's been opened, son. 155 00:14:29,743 --> 00:14:32,496 Ain't no way that eagle's gonna hide from me now. 156 00:14:34,456 --> 00:14:35,499 Ads! 157 00:14:41,255 --> 00:14:42,256 Eagly! 158 00:14:46,051 --> 00:14:47,594 - We gotta go. - Yo, what's going on? 159 00:14:47,595 --> 00:14:49,888 We gotta go fast. I gotta move the dimensional portal. 160 00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:52,140 - You gotta what? - We gotta go, please, Ads. 161 00:14:52,141 --> 00:14:53,391 What are you wearing? 162 00:14:53,392 --> 00:14:55,351 - Ads, fucking go! - Okay, okay, where? 163 00:14:55,352 --> 00:14:56,812 Head towards Settlers' Hills. 164 00:15:03,068 --> 00:15:05,654 Vij. Yeah. I need you to pick up some doors at Lowe's. 165 00:15:09,575 --> 00:15:10,575 Yeah? What do you want? 166 00:15:10,576 --> 00:15:11,952 What's your problem, Economos? 167 00:15:12,578 --> 00:15:13,578 Who can say? 168 00:15:13,579 --> 00:15:15,580 I couldn't possibly be upset that I'm teamed up 169 00:15:15,581 --> 00:15:18,875 with an insane redneck bird-killer 170 00:15:18,876 --> 00:15:21,252 and some little kung fu Bulbasaur 171 00:15:21,253 --> 00:15:22,670 who once tried to murder me, 172 00:15:22,671 --> 00:15:25,632 while we try to arrest my friend. 173 00:15:25,633 --> 00:15:26,925 How wacky would that be? 174 00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:28,176 Well, get over it. 175 00:15:28,177 --> 00:15:30,094 I'm not getting paid to deal with your shit. 176 00:15:30,095 --> 00:15:31,512 I think you kind of are. 177 00:15:31,513 --> 00:15:32,764 What? 178 00:15:32,765 --> 00:15:36,517 If you read my dossier, you'd know I have social deficiencies 179 00:15:36,518 --> 00:15:39,646 that are worth dealing with for all my other talents. 180 00:15:39,647 --> 00:15:42,732 So, you do kind of explicitly get paid 181 00:15:42,733 --> 00:15:44,443 to deal with my shit. 182 00:15:45,235 --> 00:15:48,739 You are one curmudgeonly motherfucker, Ginger Cool. 183 00:15:50,199 --> 00:15:51,449 What the fuck? 184 00:15:51,450 --> 00:15:52,742 I told you not to call me that. 185 00:15:52,743 --> 00:15:54,703 - Motherfucker! - Back off, Fleury. 186 00:15:55,245 --> 00:15:58,164 What kind of grown man spits on another person? 187 00:15:58,165 --> 00:16:00,917 Is one of your talents that you can hack the lock on this door? 188 00:16:00,918 --> 00:16:03,586 - If I had my equipment. - Where is your equipment? 189 00:16:03,587 --> 00:16:04,755 It's in the mobile unit. 190 00:16:05,547 --> 00:16:06,966 Outside, 20 feet away. 191 00:16:07,508 --> 00:16:09,009 - No. - No? 192 00:16:09,510 --> 00:16:11,929 - It's 30 feet. - Go fucking get it, John. 193 00:16:12,513 --> 00:16:13,514 Yeah. 194 00:16:20,479 --> 00:16:22,022 We're all in this together, right? 195 00:16:27,152 --> 00:16:29,195 What did you mean you have to move the portal? 196 00:16:29,196 --> 00:16:31,132 I mean, I gotta transfer the door from my dad's house 197 00:16:31,156 --> 00:16:32,699 to where we're going, if we make it in time. 198 00:16:32,700 --> 00:16:33,908 - Transfer? - Yeah. 199 00:16:33,909 --> 00:16:36,036 I use this to do it. I don't know if I still can. 200 00:16:36,161 --> 00:16:37,662 I was a kid the last time I did it. 201 00:16:37,663 --> 00:16:39,706 - A kid? - Yeah. Moved it twice. 202 00:16:39,707 --> 00:16:42,126 Once when we found it in the woods to my dad's trailer. 203 00:16:42,668 --> 00:16:44,252 I think my dad was afraid it was dangerous, 204 00:16:44,253 --> 00:16:45,753 so he had me and Keith do it. 205 00:16:45,754 --> 00:16:47,213 - What a champ. - Yeah. 206 00:16:47,214 --> 00:16:49,590 And then I did it again myself when we moved to my dad's house. 207 00:16:49,591 --> 00:16:51,135 Your dad didn't make the portal? 208 00:16:51,760 --> 00:16:52,760 No way. 209 00:16:52,761 --> 00:16:54,887 I thought he was some sort of super genius. 210 00:16:54,888 --> 00:16:56,848 You fucking kidding? He flunked out of tenth grade. 211 00:16:56,849 --> 00:16:59,059 So, how'd he make all them helmets and stuff? 212 00:16:59,560 --> 00:17:01,895 It's... complicated. 213 00:17:04,356 --> 00:17:06,816 - Yeah? - Yeah, you're gonna get me arrested. 214 00:17:06,817 --> 00:17:09,111 I almost killed a guy while saving Eagly's life. 215 00:17:09,611 --> 00:17:11,320 - What? How? - It's not important. 216 00:17:11,321 --> 00:17:14,365 I'm about to go in there and pick the lock on that closet door. 217 00:17:14,366 --> 00:17:16,325 Economos, I need you to stall them for a little bit. 218 00:17:16,326 --> 00:17:18,786 - There isn't time. - Just a little bit. 219 00:17:18,787 --> 00:17:20,413 Okay? All right? 220 00:17:20,414 --> 00:17:21,831 I'll try, okay? 221 00:17:21,832 --> 00:17:23,208 Fuck! I... 222 00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:25,376 Bordeaux sent me out here to help. 223 00:17:25,377 --> 00:17:29,506 Yeah, I don't need help. I just... need this thing, okay? 224 00:17:33,385 --> 00:17:34,385 Fuck. 225 00:17:34,386 --> 00:17:36,096 What's so important about this door? 226 00:17:37,306 --> 00:17:38,307 Okay. 227 00:17:39,516 --> 00:17:40,600 Six months ago, right? 228 00:17:40,601 --> 00:17:42,268 I'm fucking around in there with Eagly. 229 00:17:42,269 --> 00:17:44,188 Just letting him fly around. It's cold outside. 230 00:17:45,189 --> 00:17:46,230 He disappears for a minute. 231 00:17:46,231 --> 00:17:48,941 And I go running after him. I'm yelling, screaming for him. 232 00:17:48,942 --> 00:17:50,027 I find him. 233 00:17:50,611 --> 00:17:53,196 He's by a door that's not mine, but he's squawking at it. 234 00:17:53,197 --> 00:17:56,365 And then I realize the lock is exactly like mine. 235 00:17:56,366 --> 00:17:59,285 And weirder, it's got a rack of Peacemaker helmets next to it. 236 00:17:59,286 --> 00:18:00,370 What? 237 00:18:01,789 --> 00:18:03,624 I don't know why, but I tried my dad's code. 238 00:18:04,208 --> 00:18:05,209 It worked. 239 00:18:06,710 --> 00:18:08,337 - So, I went in and... - Wow. 240 00:18:09,588 --> 00:18:12,633 My dad was there alive. 241 00:18:13,550 --> 00:18:15,802 Chris. This is like after your father died. 242 00:18:15,803 --> 00:18:17,261 - It's not. - You saw him then. 243 00:18:17,262 --> 00:18:19,138 - It's not the same. - Those visions, they haunted you. 244 00:18:19,139 --> 00:18:20,848 They messed with you. I was worried, bro. 245 00:18:20,849 --> 00:18:23,142 It's... It's not the same, okay? 246 00:18:23,143 --> 00:18:25,520 This isn't my mind playing tricks on me, all right? 247 00:18:25,521 --> 00:18:28,856 It's one of the 99 doorways to other dimensions in there. 248 00:18:28,857 --> 00:18:31,985 And it leads to a parallel world that's almost exactly like ours, 249 00:18:32,486 --> 00:18:33,487 but it's better. 250 00:18:34,029 --> 00:18:35,029 - Better? - Yeah. 251 00:18:35,030 --> 00:18:36,198 It's not just my dad. 252 00:18:37,449 --> 00:18:38,492 It's Keith. 253 00:18:39,576 --> 00:18:40,661 He's alive. 254 00:18:42,746 --> 00:18:45,081 We're best friends. Him and my dad. 255 00:18:45,082 --> 00:18:47,543 All three of us. We fight crime together. They... 256 00:18:48,043 --> 00:18:49,377 They call us the Top Trio. 257 00:18:49,378 --> 00:18:51,338 - The Top Trio? - Yeah. 258 00:18:52,047 --> 00:18:53,090 There's murals. 259 00:18:55,425 --> 00:18:56,844 Wait, this is it. Make a left. 260 00:19:13,318 --> 00:19:15,403 - What is this place? - It belonged to my grandfather. 261 00:19:15,404 --> 00:19:17,406 We used to come up here with my dad when we hunted. 262 00:19:20,826 --> 00:19:23,119 There's fucking spiders everywhere. 263 00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:24,872 Adrian would love this. 264 00:19:25,998 --> 00:19:27,958 - Goddamn it. - Shit! 265 00:19:29,626 --> 00:19:30,627 Okay. 266 00:19:35,757 --> 00:19:38,343 There's different ways to crack this code. 267 00:19:38,927 --> 00:19:40,012 Which way's best? 268 00:19:44,850 --> 00:19:45,893 You don't know? 269 00:19:46,768 --> 00:19:49,146 I'm trying to think through the various possibilities. 270 00:19:49,813 --> 00:19:52,440 Didn't you hack into the CIA when you were 14? 271 00:19:52,441 --> 00:19:54,609 I did. That's how I got recruited. 272 00:19:54,610 --> 00:19:56,695 - Yeah. - And you can't hack this? 273 00:19:57,654 --> 00:20:00,573 I can. I just want to find the best possible way. 274 00:20:00,574 --> 00:20:02,950 And I got caught hacking into the CIA. 275 00:20:02,951 --> 00:20:06,329 And I promised myself I would never make that mistake again. 276 00:20:06,330 --> 00:20:07,664 Quit stalling, John. 277 00:20:09,666 --> 00:20:11,460 I'm not stalling. That's a f... 278 00:20:12,252 --> 00:20:13,852 That's just a weird thing to say to a... 279 00:20:13,879 --> 00:20:15,296 Just do whatever way is best. 280 00:20:15,297 --> 00:20:16,381 Fine. 281 00:20:28,477 --> 00:20:29,728 I'm gonna use this thing. 282 00:20:30,437 --> 00:20:31,521 Great. 283 00:20:32,064 --> 00:20:33,064 This is a... 284 00:20:33,065 --> 00:20:34,775 This is a good thing to... 285 00:20:35,484 --> 00:20:36,568 to use. 286 00:20:41,406 --> 00:20:42,949 I just plug it in. 287 00:20:42,950 --> 00:20:45,117 I mean, obviously, it's not a wireless. 288 00:20:45,118 --> 00:20:47,746 I just gotta hook up the leads to... 289 00:20:49,706 --> 00:20:50,707 Yeah. 290 00:20:58,131 --> 00:21:01,176 I just have to... hit this switch. 291 00:21:08,767 --> 00:21:10,184 Whoa! Whoa. 292 00:21:10,185 --> 00:21:11,394 What? 293 00:21:11,395 --> 00:21:13,938 - You guys hear a cat? - A cat? 294 00:21:13,939 --> 00:21:15,941 Yeah, it sounds like a kitten crying out. 295 00:21:16,692 --> 00:21:18,985 I'm worried it might be stuck in a drawer. Should we check all the... 296 00:21:18,986 --> 00:21:21,321 I don't care if there's a cat in a drawer. 297 00:21:22,531 --> 00:21:24,115 Okay. Callous. 298 00:21:24,116 --> 00:21:25,533 - Just open it, Economos! - Open the door! 299 00:21:25,534 --> 00:21:26,952 Just do it, asshole. 300 00:21:27,869 --> 00:21:28,869 Okay, fine. 301 00:21:28,870 --> 00:21:32,291 As long as we just go back and get the cat afterwards. 302 00:21:34,584 --> 00:21:36,336 This is the part I'm not so sure about. 303 00:21:40,924 --> 00:21:41,925 Whoa! 304 00:21:56,523 --> 00:21:58,065 Okay, here's where I need you to go outside. 305 00:21:58,066 --> 00:21:59,359 - Why? - Just do it. 306 00:21:59,860 --> 00:22:00,986 I'll be right behind you. 307 00:23:03,256 --> 00:23:04,341 What the fuck? 308 00:23:14,434 --> 00:23:15,644 Shit! 309 00:23:21,024 --> 00:23:22,859 Is that what you wanted it to do? 310 00:23:23,902 --> 00:23:24,903 Maybe. 311 00:23:37,916 --> 00:23:39,042 Whoa. 312 00:23:43,547 --> 00:23:45,674 General, Sasha Bordeaux is on line one. 313 00:23:47,175 --> 00:23:48,218 Sasha. 314 00:23:49,386 --> 00:23:50,429 Nothing? 315 00:23:52,347 --> 00:23:55,350 Why would he have a lock like that on a closet with old sweaters? 316 00:23:57,227 --> 00:23:58,270 Right. 317 00:23:59,229 --> 00:24:02,524 Jeannie, get me an address for Emilia Harcourt. 318 00:24:51,740 --> 00:24:52,741 Hey, kid. 319 00:24:53,325 --> 00:24:54,700 General, I... 320 00:24:54,701 --> 00:24:57,287 You do not have to call me General. It's Rick, you know that. 321 00:24:57,996 --> 00:24:59,414 Rick. Right. 322 00:25:00,707 --> 00:25:01,708 Mind if I come in? 323 00:25:02,501 --> 00:25:03,793 Of course, sir. 324 00:25:08,381 --> 00:25:09,508 You doing okay? 325 00:25:10,550 --> 00:25:11,593 Yes, sir. You? 326 00:25:12,093 --> 00:25:13,093 Yeah. 327 00:25:13,094 --> 00:25:14,846 Heard you were injured a while back. 328 00:25:15,514 --> 00:25:18,224 Yeah, I broke my back. Waller's bullshit. 329 00:25:18,225 --> 00:25:21,186 Right. Congratulations on the promotion. 330 00:25:21,728 --> 00:25:22,854 Director. 331 00:25:25,524 --> 00:25:27,943 - You want some coffee, or... - Sure. 332 00:25:28,485 --> 00:25:30,611 - A smidge of milk, no sugar? - Yeah. 333 00:25:30,612 --> 00:25:32,614 And yet you can't remember to call me Rick. 334 00:25:45,919 --> 00:25:48,755 You remember what you told me after the funeral? 335 00:25:54,177 --> 00:25:56,096 - Sir. - Rick. 336 00:25:57,764 --> 00:25:58,807 Rick. 337 00:26:00,725 --> 00:26:02,560 At the end of the day, Smith killed your son 338 00:26:02,561 --> 00:26:04,687 because Waller ordered him to. 339 00:26:04,688 --> 00:26:07,940 Yeah, me in Pokolistan, you and Ricky in Corto Maltese, 340 00:26:07,941 --> 00:26:10,693 we all defied Waller's orders when she went too far. 341 00:26:10,694 --> 00:26:11,820 Yeah. 342 00:26:12,445 --> 00:26:13,697 I'm not judging you. 343 00:26:14,239 --> 00:26:15,448 I'm sure you miss Ricky, too. 344 00:26:17,993 --> 00:26:20,996 Can't imagine you flew across the country to talk about your son, General. 345 00:26:22,122 --> 00:26:23,123 No. 346 00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:26,001 So, you know... 347 00:26:26,751 --> 00:26:28,211 you have been black-booked? 348 00:26:32,090 --> 00:26:34,009 Yeah, I was fairly certain that was the case. 349 00:26:34,759 --> 00:26:35,760 It is. 350 00:26:36,970 --> 00:26:38,054 Waller did it? 351 00:26:39,222 --> 00:26:40,557 On her way out the door, yeah. 352 00:26:42,267 --> 00:26:45,894 So, I can't be hired by any of the intelligence agencies 353 00:26:45,895 --> 00:26:47,104 for the rest of my life. 354 00:26:47,105 --> 00:26:48,565 That's what it means, yeah. 355 00:26:49,065 --> 00:26:50,108 Fucking... 356 00:26:51,776 --> 00:26:52,776 That's... 357 00:26:52,777 --> 00:26:54,654 That is fucking bullshit, 358 00:26:55,155 --> 00:26:57,323 - to be honest, General. - I know. 359 00:26:57,324 --> 00:27:00,909 I was one among five agents who eradicated an alien threat, 360 00:27:00,910 --> 00:27:02,202 saving countless lives, 361 00:27:02,203 --> 00:27:05,706 and I nearly lost my life in the process. 362 00:27:05,707 --> 00:27:07,791 I had nothing to do with Amanda Waller's daughter 363 00:27:07,792 --> 00:27:09,543 outing her on national TV. 364 00:27:09,544 --> 00:27:13,547 Had Agent Adebayo asked my advice, I would have strongly advised against it 365 00:27:13,548 --> 00:27:17,176 and offered other potential solutions for keeping Agent Smith out of prison. 366 00:27:17,177 --> 00:27:19,137 So, I have no fucking idea 367 00:27:19,846 --> 00:27:21,765 why I am the one being black-booked here. 368 00:27:22,557 --> 00:27:23,808 You know Waller, kid. 369 00:27:24,434 --> 00:27:25,810 Woman can hold a grudge. 370 00:27:26,436 --> 00:27:28,896 She needed to blame somebody for corrupting her daughter, 371 00:27:28,897 --> 00:27:31,065 and, rightly or wrongly, that fell on you. 372 00:27:31,066 --> 00:27:34,860 So, my 18 years of service to my country means fucking nothing? 373 00:27:34,861 --> 00:27:37,197 Don't tell me you were in this for the accolades, Emilia. 374 00:27:37,822 --> 00:27:39,073 Accolades, I can live without. 375 00:27:39,074 --> 00:27:42,451 I'd rather not do without my utilities, which are about to be shut off. 376 00:27:42,452 --> 00:27:43,536 That's why I'm here. 377 00:27:46,790 --> 00:27:48,707 I'm thinking there may be a way for you to get back 378 00:27:48,708 --> 00:27:50,388 in the good graces of the U.S. government. 379 00:27:51,711 --> 00:27:52,837 Anything. 380 00:27:53,546 --> 00:27:55,090 You have to bring us Peacemaker. 381 00:28:07,185 --> 00:28:09,354 My ad just came out in Pro Soldier. 382 00:28:10,063 --> 00:28:11,897 - Pro Soldier? - That's right. 383 00:28:11,898 --> 00:28:14,776 Now, I'm just waiting for the calls to start rolling in. 384 00:28:16,444 --> 00:28:18,028 Ads, Pro Soldier is a scam. 385 00:28:18,029 --> 00:28:20,572 - What? - Yeah, nobody reads it. 386 00:28:20,573 --> 00:28:22,117 They make all their money off... 387 00:28:22,659 --> 00:28:24,243 wannabe mercenaries buying their advertising. 388 00:28:24,244 --> 00:28:25,619 How many copies they sell? 389 00:28:25,620 --> 00:28:28,206 - I don't know, like, 12? - Thousand? 390 00:28:28,707 --> 00:28:29,708 No. 391 00:28:30,417 --> 00:28:32,668 - Twelve hundred? - Nope. You see where this is going? 392 00:28:32,669 --> 00:28:35,296 - Fuck! - Yeah. Twelve. 393 00:28:35,797 --> 00:28:37,965 I know all the guys who read it, and they're not hiring anybody. 394 00:28:37,966 --> 00:28:40,175 They're just watching the Game Show Network, 395 00:28:40,176 --> 00:28:42,845 collecting their urine in jars, posting on psoriasis Reddit threads. 396 00:28:42,846 --> 00:28:44,596 I get it. I get it. 397 00:28:44,597 --> 00:28:46,850 Yeah. I'm sorry. 398 00:28:49,978 --> 00:28:52,230 - Is there a you in there? - What? 399 00:28:53,106 --> 00:28:55,482 You say there's your dad, there's your brother, 400 00:28:55,483 --> 00:28:57,694 but is there a you in there? 401 00:29:00,780 --> 00:29:02,031 I got kinda fucked up. 402 00:29:02,615 --> 00:29:03,616 How? 403 00:29:04,784 --> 00:29:06,118 Well, I didn't mean to, you know. 404 00:29:06,119 --> 00:29:07,287 Mean to what? 405 00:29:08,371 --> 00:29:09,414 Kill him. 406 00:29:10,874 --> 00:29:13,792 You killed your own self from a parallel dimension? 407 00:29:13,793 --> 00:29:16,837 It was self-defense. He was gonna kill me. He found me in his room. 408 00:29:16,838 --> 00:29:18,006 Doing what? 409 00:29:19,048 --> 00:29:22,177 Looking at a picture of me and Emilia Harcourt, like, in love. 410 00:29:23,553 --> 00:29:25,429 Back the fuck up. 411 00:29:25,430 --> 00:29:27,222 She's dating Rick Flag Junior, who's still alive, 412 00:29:27,223 --> 00:29:28,807 but really still in love with me. 413 00:29:28,808 --> 00:29:30,893 Rick Flag Junior is in love with you? 414 00:29:30,894 --> 00:29:33,353 - No! No, Harcourt. - Wait, okay. 415 00:29:33,354 --> 00:29:37,316 This is becoming some fucked-up Twilight Zone shit. 416 00:29:37,317 --> 00:29:38,484 Yeah, right. 417 00:29:38,485 --> 00:29:41,403 You ever thought that maybe there ain't another dimension at all? 418 00:29:41,404 --> 00:29:42,988 - What? - Like, maybe you walk 419 00:29:42,989 --> 00:29:45,699 through that door in there and you're in some sort of world 420 00:29:45,700 --> 00:29:49,620 that messes with your mind and gives you whatever it is you wanted, 421 00:29:49,621 --> 00:29:51,080 but none of it's real. 422 00:29:52,624 --> 00:29:53,916 No, I'm pretty sure it's real. 423 00:29:53,917 --> 00:29:55,751 At the end of the day, does it matter? 424 00:29:55,752 --> 00:29:57,212 - Yeah. - Why? 425 00:29:58,755 --> 00:30:00,672 You can't be thinking about going back in there. 426 00:30:00,673 --> 00:30:02,382 - I have to. - Why? 427 00:30:02,383 --> 00:30:04,010 First off, my brother, okay? 428 00:30:04,844 --> 00:30:07,263 Losing him as a kid, that was the worst moment of my life. 429 00:30:07,764 --> 00:30:09,056 Now, he's gonna lose me if I don't... 430 00:30:09,057 --> 00:30:11,642 He already lost his brother if you killed him, Chris. 431 00:30:11,643 --> 00:30:13,644 - You don't understand. - Maybe I do. 432 00:30:13,645 --> 00:30:15,562 I owe Emilia an explanation about something. 433 00:30:15,563 --> 00:30:16,647 About what? 434 00:30:16,648 --> 00:30:19,025 Whether or not I wanna explore a relationship with her. 435 00:30:19,526 --> 00:30:20,526 What? 436 00:30:20,527 --> 00:30:22,110 I'm not just gonna fucking stand the girl up. 437 00:30:22,111 --> 00:30:23,654 She's damaged enough. He cheated on her. 438 00:30:23,655 --> 00:30:26,907 Dude, if it's real, which I still very much doubt, 439 00:30:26,908 --> 00:30:28,617 she thinks you're somebody else. 440 00:30:28,618 --> 00:30:30,202 No, not really. We have the same DNA. 441 00:30:30,203 --> 00:30:32,746 - I passed a fucking eye test. - What's an eye test? 442 00:30:32,747 --> 00:30:34,289 Where they put that thing over your eye! 443 00:30:34,290 --> 00:30:36,793 - Like at the airport? - Yes. Yeah. 444 00:30:37,252 --> 00:30:39,336 He's like me, except more of a dick 445 00:30:39,337 --> 00:30:41,964 - with worse taste in clothes. - I find that hard to believe. 446 00:30:41,965 --> 00:30:43,423 Look what I'm wearing! 447 00:30:43,424 --> 00:30:46,343 Looks like a Saudi prince vomited his fucking dining room all over me. 448 00:30:46,344 --> 00:30:48,930 - You're wearing his clothes? - You think I bought this, Ads? 449 00:30:50,014 --> 00:30:51,057 That's fucking hateful. 450 00:30:51,558 --> 00:30:55,310 Chris, no matter how green the grass is over there, 451 00:30:55,311 --> 00:30:59,815 our biggest problems in life are the ones that we carry within ourselves. 452 00:30:59,816 --> 00:31:01,733 Everything else evens out. 453 00:31:01,734 --> 00:31:04,904 This is where God put you. You belong here. 454 00:31:07,073 --> 00:31:08,366 - Maybe I don't. - Why? 455 00:31:08,950 --> 00:31:10,701 Maybe the universe fucked up, Ads, you know? 456 00:31:10,702 --> 00:31:12,202 You know, maybe I belong in there, 457 00:31:12,203 --> 00:31:14,371 and my asshole doppelganger belongs here. 458 00:31:14,372 --> 00:31:17,041 But some fucking cosmic occurrence switched us. 459 00:31:17,834 --> 00:31:20,962 So, I end up in the dark dimension where I can't catch a fucking break. 460 00:31:21,546 --> 00:31:23,797 He ends up in the land of goodness and light 461 00:31:23,798 --> 00:31:25,382 with a brother who's still alive 462 00:31:25,383 --> 00:31:27,051 and a father who fucking loves him. 463 00:31:27,635 --> 00:31:28,678 The good us. 464 00:31:29,470 --> 00:31:30,722 Where I'm a fucking hero. 465 00:31:32,765 --> 00:31:34,309 It don't feel right, Chris. 466 00:31:36,019 --> 00:31:38,187 P... P... P... Peacemaker! 467 00:31:38,897 --> 00:31:39,897 Hey, Ads. 468 00:31:39,898 --> 00:31:41,107 Hey, Adrian. 469 00:31:42,483 --> 00:31:44,861 I got some doors and hinges, just like you asked. 470 00:31:46,154 --> 00:31:47,405 Quantum Unfolding Chamber? 471 00:31:47,906 --> 00:31:48,948 Sick. 472 00:31:49,574 --> 00:31:51,199 I've been in there a bunch of times, you know, 473 00:31:51,200 --> 00:31:52,367 it's best-friend stuff. 474 00:31:52,368 --> 00:31:54,453 And I bet there's another me in there somewhere. 475 00:31:54,454 --> 00:31:56,622 - Don't you think? - I don't know, Adrian. 476 00:31:56,623 --> 00:31:58,666 Let's see if we can fit one of those doors on here. 477 00:32:32,909 --> 00:32:34,035 Fu... 478 00:32:56,849 --> 00:32:59,644 - Vij, I need to borrow your ride. - Where are you going? 479 00:33:00,186 --> 00:33:01,270 To see Harcourt. 480 00:33:03,815 --> 00:33:04,899 Is that safe? 481 00:33:05,608 --> 00:33:08,277 I need her to answer a question before I know what to do next. 482 00:33:13,741 --> 00:33:14,867 Take the phone. 483 00:33:15,410 --> 00:33:16,869 I don't trust him. Watch him. 484 00:33:28,256 --> 00:33:29,590 Did you find anything out? 485 00:33:31,092 --> 00:33:34,803 Emilia, this is your one shot getting back in the good graces of ARGUS. 486 00:33:34,804 --> 00:33:36,180 This is bullshit. 487 00:33:36,764 --> 00:33:38,891 - I don't deserve this and neither does he. - Emilia. 488 00:33:39,726 --> 00:33:41,102 I'm going to meet him now. 489 00:33:42,603 --> 00:33:44,772 Kupperberg Park, at Hartley and Vermont. 490 00:33:45,648 --> 00:33:48,483 I'll keep him occupied and distracted, and then you come in. 491 00:33:48,484 --> 00:33:50,653 And it better be more than just these two bozos. 492 00:33:51,154 --> 00:33:52,238 These what? 493 00:33:53,906 --> 00:33:56,075 You're not taking the Peacemaker down alone. 494 00:33:56,784 --> 00:33:58,077 We'll have everyone there. 495 00:34:00,496 --> 00:34:02,999 You're doing the right thing, Emilia. 496 00:34:04,292 --> 00:34:05,376 I know I am. 497 00:36:08,291 --> 00:36:09,834 Settlers' Hills. 498 00:36:11,335 --> 00:36:13,588 I got you, motherfucker. 499 00:37:49,517 --> 00:37:50,810 Eagle droppings. 500 00:37:57,817 --> 00:38:00,944 Four days old. Hints of cold cuts, tater chips. 501 00:38:00,945 --> 00:38:03,280 - No. - I get hints of peppermint, 502 00:38:03,281 --> 00:38:05,949 SPAM, Twizzlers. M&Ms. 503 00:38:05,950 --> 00:38:07,951 Fruity Pebbles, and... 504 00:38:07,952 --> 00:38:09,202 - And... - I... I get it. 505 00:38:09,203 --> 00:38:10,663 Protein powder. Whoa, whoa, whoa. 506 00:38:11,455 --> 00:38:12,497 Tikka masala. 507 00:38:12,498 --> 00:38:14,040 Come on, man, you can't really tell. 508 00:38:14,041 --> 00:38:15,710 Lima beans, pad Thai, 509 00:38:16,335 --> 00:38:17,377 A-5 Wagyu. 510 00:38:17,378 --> 00:38:18,753 - He ate all that... - Yeah. 511 00:38:18,754 --> 00:38:20,089 Since his fucking last shit? 512 00:38:21,257 --> 00:38:22,549 Beluga caviar. 513 00:38:22,550 --> 00:38:25,260 There's no fucking way you know what beluga caviar tastes like. 514 00:38:25,261 --> 00:38:26,594 Oh, my God. 515 00:38:26,595 --> 00:38:28,639 That eagle eats better than I do.