1 00:00:15,758 --> 00:00:17,593 This is your perfect world, huh? 2 00:00:17,676 --> 00:00:20,387 Guards, arrest that woman. That isn't me. 3 00:00:20,471 --> 00:00:22,532 I can't believe you didn't realize we're in Nazi world. 4 00:00:22,556 --> 00:00:24,034 Come on. How was I supposed to notice that? 5 00:00:24,058 --> 00:00:25,577 Ma'am, you're gonna have to come with me. 6 00:00:25,601 --> 00:00:27,853 Because of the copies of Mein Kampf on every desk? 7 00:00:27,937 --> 00:00:29,498 Think I'd be this buff if I looked at books? 8 00:00:29,522 --> 00:00:32,858 - Ma'am. - Or the giant fucking mural of Hitler? 9 00:00:33,859 --> 00:00:35,236 Fuck. How'd I miss that? 10 00:00:35,319 --> 00:00:37,613 Ma'am, please put your hands above your head. 11 00:00:39,031 --> 00:00:41,617 Chris, what are you doing? Get away from her. 12 00:00:42,493 --> 00:00:43,953 Emilia, I think we should break up. 13 00:00:44,036 --> 00:00:46,122 What? Why? 14 00:00:46,622 --> 00:00:48,040 Because of what I'm about to do. 15 00:03:09,515 --> 00:03:10,933 The Sons of Liberty? 16 00:03:11,016 --> 00:03:12,643 - Right. - Who are they? 17 00:03:12,726 --> 00:03:16,313 The only resistance this world has to the worldwide Nazi oppressors. 18 00:03:16,397 --> 00:03:17,731 - Nazis? - Yes. 19 00:03:17,815 --> 00:03:19,817 Ever since the Nazis won World War II... 20 00:03:19,900 --> 00:03:21,110 - Whoa! - What? 21 00:03:21,193 --> 00:03:22,945 The Nazis won World War II here? 22 00:03:23,028 --> 00:03:24,029 Yes. 23 00:03:24,738 --> 00:03:26,841 That's the craziest thing I've heard since I found out 24 00:03:26,865 --> 00:03:28,158 Cheeri-ohs has an H on the end. 25 00:03:28,242 --> 00:03:29,511 What happened where you're from? 26 00:03:29,535 --> 00:03:32,121 Cheeri-o ends with an O, how it's supposed to. 27 00:03:32,204 --> 00:03:33,580 No, I mean with the Nazis. 28 00:03:33,664 --> 00:03:35,082 Yeah, the Americans won. 29 00:03:35,165 --> 00:03:36,667 I don't know who they teamed up with, 30 00:03:36,750 --> 00:03:39,086 but I'm, like, 99 percent sure it wasn't the Nazis. 31 00:03:39,169 --> 00:03:41,171 You must live in, like, a utopia. 32 00:03:42,047 --> 00:03:44,383 I mean, anything anyone has here is at the expense 33 00:03:44,466 --> 00:03:46,010 of those who are considered outsiders, 34 00:03:46,093 --> 00:03:48,762 forced to toil away in camps their entire lives. 35 00:03:48,846 --> 00:03:49,847 Well, that's whack. 36 00:03:49,930 --> 00:03:51,992 Like, I couldn't just stand by and watch it happening 37 00:03:52,016 --> 00:03:53,600 without trying to make a difference. 38 00:03:53,684 --> 00:03:55,484 That's how I feel when somebody does graffiti. 39 00:03:55,561 --> 00:03:57,187 That's not yours to draw on. 40 00:03:57,855 --> 00:03:59,064 That seems a little different. 41 00:04:01,317 --> 00:04:02,776 I just remembered something. 42 00:04:02,860 --> 00:04:03,861 What? 43 00:04:04,320 --> 00:04:06,488 I came here with a person who's technically Black. 44 00:04:06,572 --> 00:04:07,932 Technically? Like, you can't tell? 45 00:04:07,990 --> 00:04:08,991 No, you can fully tell. 46 00:04:09,074 --> 00:04:11,386 That was, like, one of the first things I noticed about her. 47 00:04:11,410 --> 00:04:12,411 Shit, we better go. 48 00:04:12,494 --> 00:04:13,495 - What? - Now! 49 00:04:13,579 --> 00:04:15,739 If they find your friend, you will never see her again. 50 00:04:23,505 --> 00:04:26,008 Dad, everything okay? I'm kind of in the middle of something. 51 00:04:26,091 --> 00:04:28,260 Drop it. This is more important. 52 00:04:28,344 --> 00:04:29,386 What? 53 00:04:29,470 --> 00:04:31,805 I'll tell you when you get here. But hurry. 54 00:04:40,230 --> 00:04:42,441 Get her. She's getting away! 55 00:05:07,508 --> 00:05:08,550 Come on, hurry up. 56 00:05:11,220 --> 00:05:12,763 Zippity-zap, bitches! 57 00:05:26,568 --> 00:05:28,195 - Judomaster? - Come on. 58 00:05:35,035 --> 00:05:36,078 Shit! 59 00:05:36,161 --> 00:05:37,413 Both of you, 60 00:05:37,496 --> 00:05:38,776 put your hands above your heads! 61 00:05:40,749 --> 00:05:42,060 - Wrap your arms around me. - What? 62 00:05:42,084 --> 00:05:43,127 Just do it. 63 00:05:49,174 --> 00:05:50,175 Fuck! 64 00:05:51,927 --> 00:05:54,930 What the fuck, Chris? We went through glass. 65 00:05:55,013 --> 00:05:56,348 I was aiming for the door. 66 00:05:56,432 --> 00:05:57,992 I just haven't learned how to adjust it 67 00:05:58,016 --> 00:05:59,268 - for carrying someone. - Jesus. 68 00:05:59,351 --> 00:06:01,103 Hey, how big's the door back to our world? 69 00:06:01,186 --> 00:06:02,354 I don't know. Why? 70 00:06:02,438 --> 00:06:04,648 I wanna bring my Peace-cycle with me. Shit! 71 00:06:04,731 --> 00:06:05,732 Stop or I'll shoot. 72 00:06:05,816 --> 00:06:06,817 Don't move! 73 00:06:14,700 --> 00:06:15,701 Dad! 74 00:06:16,201 --> 00:06:17,411 In the kitchen! 75 00:06:21,957 --> 00:06:24,084 Hey, this is all some sort of mistake. 76 00:06:24,168 --> 00:06:25,335 Who the fuck is that? 77 00:06:25,419 --> 00:06:27,171 I'm a casual thief who broke into the house 78 00:06:27,254 --> 00:06:29,715 and then made up some shit because I was stabbed. 79 00:06:29,798 --> 00:06:32,718 - Nothing I said was true. - You didn't make anything up. 80 00:06:32,801 --> 00:06:33,927 Shit. 81 00:06:34,470 --> 00:06:36,096 You're like a human lie detector. 82 00:06:36,180 --> 00:06:38,265 Let's go. Come here. 83 00:06:42,853 --> 00:06:43,937 Fuck! 84 00:06:46,607 --> 00:06:48,025 Kid, we've got problems. 85 00:06:48,525 --> 00:06:49,526 What? 86 00:06:50,486 --> 00:06:51,778 Your brother, Keith. 87 00:06:52,779 --> 00:06:53,864 I think he's dead. 88 00:06:54,364 --> 00:06:56,283 I... I just saw him at ARGUS. 89 00:06:56,783 --> 00:06:57,910 That ain't your brother. 90 00:06:58,452 --> 00:07:00,996 And we've been wondering why he's been acting so weird lately. 91 00:07:01,079 --> 00:07:02,799 It's because he came in through the library. 92 00:07:02,873 --> 00:07:04,708 No, that... that's not possible. Dad... 93 00:07:04,791 --> 00:07:07,377 Keith, I never talked to you boys about this, 94 00:07:07,461 --> 00:07:10,964 but I saw my own doppelganger in there years ago, 95 00:07:11,048 --> 00:07:12,341 and there was something... 96 00:07:12,424 --> 00:07:13,800 not right about him, 97 00:07:14,343 --> 00:07:18,222 something cruel, like he came from a world that was a dark version of ours. 98 00:07:22,601 --> 00:07:23,602 Eagly! 99 00:07:24,937 --> 00:07:25,979 Look what they did. 100 00:07:27,397 --> 00:07:28,482 Get them. 101 00:07:29,024 --> 00:07:30,275 Kill them, Eagly. 102 00:07:30,359 --> 00:07:31,902 Go get 'em, Eagly. 103 00:07:31,985 --> 00:07:33,111 Go! 104 00:07:38,992 --> 00:07:40,035 Fuck me! 105 00:07:40,786 --> 00:07:41,787 Fucker. 106 00:07:42,246 --> 00:07:44,748 If that ain't your brother, then he's out there. 107 00:07:44,831 --> 00:07:46,792 We have to get to him before the authorities do, 108 00:07:46,875 --> 00:07:48,252 because if he tells anybody 109 00:07:48,335 --> 00:07:51,171 that we have a dimensional portal in our house, we are fucked. 110 00:07:51,255 --> 00:07:52,965 Everything we've worked for is over. 111 00:07:53,048 --> 00:07:54,925 - I'll kill him. - We gotta find him first. 112 00:07:55,008 --> 00:07:56,009 You with me? 113 00:07:57,553 --> 00:07:58,554 Emilia. 114 00:07:58,637 --> 00:07:59,805 Emilia? 115 00:07:59,888 --> 00:08:01,139 It's Emilia, too. 116 00:08:01,223 --> 00:08:02,558 She's not herself, either. 117 00:08:02,641 --> 00:08:05,561 I saw her this morning in his bedroom, standing there, talking to herself. 118 00:08:05,978 --> 00:08:08,146 She was wearing... pants. 119 00:08:08,230 --> 00:08:09,773 - Dad? - Pants? 120 00:08:09,856 --> 00:08:11,608 I've known that girl for ten years. 121 00:08:11,692 --> 00:08:13,443 I've never seen her wear pants. 122 00:08:13,944 --> 00:08:15,838 There was something off about her the whole time. 123 00:08:15,862 --> 00:08:17,614 She never heard of Helloween. 124 00:08:18,532 --> 00:08:20,534 - That ain't possible. - Yeah. 125 00:08:21,285 --> 00:08:22,411 Okay. 126 00:08:23,579 --> 00:08:26,373 However many there are, then we gotta round them all up. 127 00:08:27,708 --> 00:08:29,668 And you gotta keep your head on straight. 128 00:08:29,751 --> 00:08:31,420 You were always the son that can do that. 129 00:08:31,503 --> 00:08:32,963 Don't let me down, okay? 130 00:08:34,590 --> 00:08:35,716 Let's go suit up. 131 00:08:39,928 --> 00:08:41,221 What is this place? 132 00:08:41,763 --> 00:08:44,933 The owners are out of town, so... I took it. 133 00:08:45,809 --> 00:08:48,312 Found another couple places with no one home, but... 134 00:08:48,395 --> 00:08:50,272 this one had the most snacks. 135 00:08:53,483 --> 00:08:55,360 Followed Pissmaker into this dimension. 136 00:08:55,861 --> 00:08:56,903 Got trapped. 137 00:08:58,030 --> 00:08:59,531 You know the code to get back out? 138 00:09:00,157 --> 00:09:01,658 I guess I should, but no. 139 00:09:01,742 --> 00:09:02,826 People with me do. 140 00:09:04,328 --> 00:09:05,454 Why'd you save me? 141 00:09:07,748 --> 00:09:08,948 Didn't seem like a fair fight. 142 00:09:10,417 --> 00:09:11,460 Thanks. 143 00:09:12,794 --> 00:09:15,130 That was the most people I ever killed in a swimming pool 144 00:09:15,213 --> 00:09:16,965 - with a telephone wire. - Yeah? 145 00:09:17,049 --> 00:09:18,689 What was the second-most amount of people 146 00:09:18,759 --> 00:09:20,236 you've ever killed in a swimming pool 147 00:09:20,260 --> 00:09:21,845 - with a telephone wire? - Four. 148 00:09:22,971 --> 00:09:25,307 Remember that time you tasered me, like... 149 00:09:25,891 --> 00:09:27,100 a thousand times? 150 00:09:28,685 --> 00:09:29,686 Yeah. 151 00:09:30,187 --> 00:09:31,188 Sorry. 152 00:09:49,956 --> 00:09:52,376 No. I don't want a piece of string. 153 00:09:52,459 --> 00:09:54,920 You thought I wanted a piece of string? 154 00:09:56,755 --> 00:09:58,548 No, I wanted you to beat those guys up 155 00:09:58,632 --> 00:10:00,050 so they don't kill all of us. 156 00:10:00,133 --> 00:10:01,927 Maybe you could get me a knife. 157 00:10:07,474 --> 00:10:10,644 You are unbelievably fucking selfish, Eagly. 158 00:10:11,144 --> 00:10:13,397 What the hell is up with this place? 159 00:10:14,147 --> 00:10:15,857 I just went on a walk and... 160 00:10:16,400 --> 00:10:18,193 Nazis won World War II here. 161 00:10:19,861 --> 00:10:22,101 I've been reading all the history books on the bookshelf. 162 00:10:22,155 --> 00:10:24,241 You don't want to be a minority here. 163 00:10:24,324 --> 00:10:28,328 Or gay. Or Buddhist. Or... anything I am, really. 164 00:10:28,829 --> 00:10:31,039 And, also, Cheetos with an H on the end... 165 00:10:31,123 --> 00:10:32,332 aren't nearly as good. 166 00:10:33,458 --> 00:10:35,210 Jesus Christ. 167 00:10:35,293 --> 00:10:36,336 Him, they love. 168 00:10:36,420 --> 00:10:38,171 So, what the fuck do we do now? 169 00:10:38,255 --> 00:10:40,757 Wait for nightfall, then we try to sneak back to the mansion, 170 00:10:40,841 --> 00:10:43,552 find your friends, and get out of this fucked-up dimension. 171 00:10:43,635 --> 00:10:44,970 Yeah. 172 00:10:46,096 --> 00:10:47,097 You play Scrabble? 173 00:10:48,056 --> 00:10:50,434 It's called Scrobble here. 174 00:10:50,976 --> 00:10:52,144 That's random. 175 00:10:52,227 --> 00:10:54,062 None of this shit makes sense. 176 00:12:09,304 --> 00:12:10,472 - Police! - Freeze! 177 00:12:10,555 --> 00:12:12,265 - Don't move! - Stop! 178 00:12:13,058 --> 00:12:14,434 Hold it right there! 179 00:12:14,518 --> 00:12:15,852 Get on the ground! 180 00:12:49,469 --> 00:12:51,221 The two of you want to live, 181 00:12:51,304 --> 00:12:53,098 you come with us now. 182 00:13:03,775 --> 00:13:04,985 That the guy? 183 00:13:05,527 --> 00:13:06,862 Luthor says that's the guy. 184 00:13:07,612 --> 00:13:08,697 Sydney Happersen. 185 00:13:09,447 --> 00:13:10,782 MIT super genius. 186 00:13:10,866 --> 00:13:13,535 Literally wrote the book on dimensional interconnectivity. 187 00:13:14,202 --> 00:13:16,580 Then he threw it all away to come work with Luthor. 188 00:13:18,456 --> 00:13:20,709 So, this is Lex Luthor's communications hub, 189 00:13:20,792 --> 00:13:22,586 - where he fought Superman? - Yeah. 190 00:13:23,295 --> 00:13:24,462 This was my bay. 191 00:13:25,422 --> 00:13:26,631 We got juice in here? 192 00:13:26,715 --> 00:13:28,133 We're plugged in and ready to go. 193 00:13:28,717 --> 00:13:29,843 Okay. So... 194 00:13:31,219 --> 00:13:32,721 you want me to find rifts? 195 00:13:32,804 --> 00:13:33,805 That's right. 196 00:13:34,389 --> 00:13:36,784 Luthor said you could scan and track down dimensional portals 197 00:13:36,808 --> 00:13:37,976 with this baby. 198 00:13:38,685 --> 00:13:40,687 - Portals? - Yeah. 199 00:13:41,313 --> 00:13:42,439 Yeah, probably. 200 00:13:43,440 --> 00:13:44,441 Good. 201 00:13:44,524 --> 00:13:45,525 Okay. 202 00:13:46,526 --> 00:13:48,612 Well, why should I? 203 00:13:48,695 --> 00:13:49,696 What? 204 00:13:50,530 --> 00:13:53,533 Do I get, like, time off my sentence or something? 205 00:13:54,075 --> 00:13:55,660 - No. - Well, then... 206 00:13:56,286 --> 00:13:58,455 I don't mean to be antagonistic, but... 207 00:13:59,623 --> 00:14:01,416 what's my reason for helping you? 208 00:14:03,043 --> 00:14:04,336 I don't know, Happersen. 209 00:14:05,170 --> 00:14:07,005 Luthor said tell him just to do it, 210 00:14:07,505 --> 00:14:08,715 and you would do it. 211 00:14:09,341 --> 00:14:11,760 I can go back and tell him that his boy let him down. 212 00:14:11,843 --> 00:14:12,886 No. 213 00:14:14,888 --> 00:14:16,348 I was just asking. 214 00:14:16,848 --> 00:14:19,476 Was there some particular area you wanted me to scan? 215 00:14:20,310 --> 00:14:23,146 Start with Washington State. Go from there. 216 00:14:25,106 --> 00:14:26,149 Okay. 217 00:14:28,401 --> 00:14:29,402 There. 218 00:14:29,986 --> 00:14:30,987 There what? 219 00:14:31,655 --> 00:14:32,739 I have a ping. 220 00:14:33,657 --> 00:14:34,991 Washington State 221 00:14:35,492 --> 00:14:37,118 in... Evergreen. 222 00:14:37,619 --> 00:14:40,246 That is an open portal. 223 00:14:40,789 --> 00:14:43,208 - Holy shit. - And it's not our tech. 224 00:14:44,042 --> 00:14:47,212 It's different. Ours always had a... wobble. 225 00:14:47,754 --> 00:14:48,838 A wobble? 226 00:14:49,381 --> 00:14:50,674 An unstable connection. 227 00:14:50,757 --> 00:14:52,968 We could never keep it open for more than a few minutes 228 00:14:53,051 --> 00:14:55,738 without it collecting dimensional detritus and eventually collapsing. 229 00:14:55,762 --> 00:14:57,222 But this one, 230 00:14:57,305 --> 00:14:58,598 it seems secure. 231 00:14:58,682 --> 00:15:00,392 Fuck, yes. 232 00:15:01,434 --> 00:15:03,853 Smiley, get a printout of this to Fleury. 233 00:15:03,937 --> 00:15:05,355 Tell him to hurry to that location. 234 00:15:05,897 --> 00:15:07,482 - Go. - Yes, sir. 235 00:15:09,234 --> 00:15:10,902 Good fucking job, Happersen. 236 00:15:11,486 --> 00:15:13,530 - Thank you. - I may keep you around. 237 00:15:17,617 --> 00:15:19,577 Think we've finally got this fucker. 238 00:15:21,830 --> 00:15:24,249 Yeah, so if Keeya can't accept my dreams, 239 00:15:24,332 --> 00:15:26,751 I don't know what kind of partner that is, right? 240 00:15:27,377 --> 00:15:28,753 She's crushing me, man. 241 00:15:29,337 --> 00:15:31,006 Maybe you can't accept her dreams. 242 00:15:31,673 --> 00:15:32,674 What? 243 00:15:32,757 --> 00:15:35,510 You said her dream was for the two of you to own a pet store. 244 00:15:36,136 --> 00:15:37,262 Can you accept that? 245 00:15:39,097 --> 00:15:40,348 So, who's crushing who? 246 00:15:41,349 --> 00:15:44,936 I can't believe Chris thought this was the good dimension. 247 00:15:45,020 --> 00:15:47,105 For that piece of shit, maybe it is. 248 00:15:47,188 --> 00:15:48,732 He ain't a piece of shit. 249 00:15:48,815 --> 00:15:50,483 Jingoistic garbage person 250 00:15:50,567 --> 00:15:51,568 with the musical taste 251 00:15:51,651 --> 00:15:53,236 of the next-door boy from Toy Story. 252 00:15:55,822 --> 00:15:56,990 Listen, listen, Rip. 253 00:15:57,073 --> 00:16:01,077 I thought the same thing about his musical taste at first, 254 00:16:01,161 --> 00:16:03,329 but you ever listen to Hanoi Rocks? 255 00:16:03,371 --> 00:16:04,581 No. 256 00:16:05,623 --> 00:16:07,667 Man, they're pretty incredible. 257 00:16:08,668 --> 00:16:10,128 "Cruel Intentions." 258 00:16:10,628 --> 00:16:12,130 "Hardcore Superstar." 259 00:16:12,213 --> 00:16:14,507 He turned me onto a lot of beautiful stuff. 260 00:16:14,591 --> 00:16:17,093 I just had to open my mind up a little 261 00:16:17,177 --> 00:16:19,137 and get past the parts that were cheesy. 262 00:16:19,763 --> 00:16:21,556 But that's what Chris is like. 263 00:16:22,140 --> 00:16:26,061 You just got to open your mind up a little and get past the parts that are cheesy. 264 00:16:26,144 --> 00:16:27,437 And then you find 265 00:16:28,021 --> 00:16:29,064 he's about... 266 00:16:30,190 --> 00:16:32,358 about the sweetest guy there is. 267 00:16:33,109 --> 00:16:34,110 And, you know, 268 00:16:34,527 --> 00:16:36,196 he's my best friend, so... 269 00:16:37,155 --> 00:16:39,991 I can't just sit here and let you malign him, 270 00:16:40,825 --> 00:16:42,410 even though you saved my life. 271 00:16:43,328 --> 00:16:46,247 If he's so awesome, why'd he move to Nazi world? 272 00:16:46,748 --> 00:16:48,583 I didn't say he was smart. 273 00:16:49,459 --> 00:16:51,544 I'm sure he didn't even notice. 274 00:16:52,629 --> 00:16:54,589 The sad part is, I'm not so sure 275 00:16:54,672 --> 00:16:58,218 this Nazi world is as different from our own world as we wish it was. 276 00:16:58,301 --> 00:16:59,385 Damn straight. 277 00:17:01,096 --> 00:17:03,014 Man, if I would have known you was this cool, 278 00:17:03,098 --> 00:17:04,766 I never would have tasered you. 279 00:17:04,849 --> 00:17:06,518 Quit trying to change the subject 280 00:17:06,601 --> 00:17:10,605 from me winning this game by a lot. 281 00:17:11,272 --> 00:17:13,858 Fuck. I suck at Scrobble. 282 00:17:20,198 --> 00:17:21,366 Darkness is here. 283 00:17:22,075 --> 00:17:23,076 You ready? 284 00:17:30,708 --> 00:17:33,336 Dude, I'm sorry he fucking stabbed me in my hand. 285 00:17:34,045 --> 00:17:36,714 I mean, wait, I don't know who these people are. 286 00:17:37,215 --> 00:17:38,508 Who's that girl? 287 00:17:39,008 --> 00:17:40,927 What's this weird costume he's wearing? 288 00:17:41,010 --> 00:17:42,345 I'm unfamiliar with it. 289 00:17:42,428 --> 00:17:44,389 - Good save, John. - Fuck. 290 00:17:44,472 --> 00:17:45,473 All right, you. 291 00:17:45,557 --> 00:17:47,267 What the fuck is going on here? 292 00:17:48,309 --> 00:17:49,978 Girl, I see where you're looking. 293 00:17:50,562 --> 00:17:52,647 I heard you got moves, but you ain't got that. 294 00:17:52,730 --> 00:17:54,482 - You think? - I think. 295 00:17:54,566 --> 00:17:56,818 Hey, just let them go. They have nothing to do with this. 296 00:17:56,901 --> 00:17:58,444 We're not going without you, Chris. 297 00:17:58,528 --> 00:17:59,779 That's just not gonna happen. 298 00:18:00,321 --> 00:18:01,698 Unless there's no other options. 299 00:18:01,781 --> 00:18:03,950 Then in that case, yeah, we might go without him. 300 00:18:04,033 --> 00:18:05,743 - Dude. - I'm just saying. 301 00:18:05,827 --> 00:18:08,329 Just explain to me what is happening here. 302 00:18:08,830 --> 00:18:09,830 With? 303 00:18:09,873 --> 00:18:11,833 How did you get here in the first place? 304 00:18:11,916 --> 00:18:13,168 I stumbled in here by chance. 305 00:18:13,751 --> 00:18:16,231 And I never meant to hurt anyone. I just wanted to look around. 306 00:18:17,213 --> 00:18:18,214 I was drunk. 307 00:18:19,048 --> 00:18:20,368 And I was freaked out by, like... 308 00:18:20,425 --> 00:18:22,695 Things that was the same and the things that was different. 309 00:18:22,719 --> 00:18:23,720 Yeah. 310 00:18:24,345 --> 00:18:26,824 So, I went outside for some air, and that's when Keith drove up. 311 00:18:26,848 --> 00:18:29,434 My brother died when I was a kid, okay? He was my best friend. 312 00:18:30,018 --> 00:18:32,061 I just wanted to see how he would have turned out. 313 00:18:32,604 --> 00:18:35,106 And my other son, Chris, how did you come across him? 314 00:18:35,190 --> 00:18:37,233 I was in his bedroom, and he snuck up behind me. 315 00:18:37,775 --> 00:18:39,495 He had a gun pointed at the back of my head, 316 00:18:39,569 --> 00:18:41,738 and he was ready to shoot. I acted on instinct. 317 00:18:41,821 --> 00:18:43,448 And I stopped him, and I ran. 318 00:18:43,531 --> 00:18:44,574 I was trying to leave. 319 00:18:44,657 --> 00:18:46,417 - I didn't want to kill him... - But you did. 320 00:18:46,492 --> 00:18:48,077 You fucking killed my brother. 321 00:18:48,161 --> 00:18:50,580 Keith, pull it back now. You promised me. 322 00:18:52,123 --> 00:18:53,124 I'm sorry. 323 00:18:53,208 --> 00:18:54,209 Fuck you! 324 00:18:54,709 --> 00:18:56,002 This isn't gonna stand, Dad. 325 00:18:56,085 --> 00:18:57,837 Keith, stop it. 326 00:18:57,921 --> 00:18:59,361 Look, he was on top of me, all right? 327 00:18:59,422 --> 00:19:02,300 I saw this thruster on the front of his costume, and I just hit it. 328 00:19:02,383 --> 00:19:03,718 And he flew off, all right? 329 00:19:03,801 --> 00:19:06,030 He flew up into some protuberance jutting out of the QUC. 330 00:19:06,054 --> 00:19:07,972 - So, it was an accident? - Fuck that. 331 00:19:09,974 --> 00:19:11,309 Why'd you come back here? 332 00:19:15,396 --> 00:19:17,649 I wanted to feel what it felt like to have a family. 333 00:19:24,280 --> 00:19:26,532 You, Emilia Junior. 334 00:19:27,492 --> 00:19:28,910 How many more are in your party? 335 00:19:33,289 --> 00:19:34,332 Fuck. 336 00:19:44,300 --> 00:19:45,385 Yeah. 337 00:19:47,095 --> 00:19:49,305 Mr. Smith, Larry Fitzgibbon, Evergreen PD. 338 00:19:52,350 --> 00:19:55,353 I'm really sorry about this. I'm a big fan. 339 00:19:56,271 --> 00:19:57,814 But is your son here? 340 00:19:58,439 --> 00:20:00,149 No, he ain't here. Sorry. 341 00:20:04,988 --> 00:20:06,948 I'm really sorry, sir, but... 342 00:20:07,448 --> 00:20:09,993 would it be okay if we came in and took a look around? 343 00:20:10,076 --> 00:20:12,328 You want to look around in my house? 344 00:20:13,037 --> 00:20:16,874 Sir, your son was involved with some violence down at ARGUS today. 345 00:20:17,375 --> 00:20:20,003 And not long after, he was at least in the vicinity 346 00:20:20,086 --> 00:20:22,672 when 15 police officers lost their lives. 347 00:20:23,172 --> 00:20:24,882 Yeah, sorry, but I can't let you in. 348 00:20:24,966 --> 00:20:26,718 Come on, it's just a matter of time. 349 00:20:27,260 --> 00:20:29,762 It won't take long until the judge issues us a warrant, 350 00:20:29,846 --> 00:20:31,389 and then we're gonna be right back. 351 00:20:31,472 --> 00:20:33,266 Then, kid, get your warrant. 352 00:20:34,517 --> 00:20:36,978 Well, if your son is innocent, wouldn't it just be better... 353 00:20:37,061 --> 00:20:38,479 I never said he was innocent. 354 00:20:39,355 --> 00:20:40,481 But he ain't here. 355 00:20:41,274 --> 00:20:43,151 So, you're not coming into my house. 356 00:20:43,901 --> 00:20:45,945 Now, get off my porch. All of you. 357 00:20:46,446 --> 00:20:49,490 Get back up off my property and into the street. 358 00:21:07,759 --> 00:21:10,053 How the hell are we gonna get past all of them? 359 00:21:10,136 --> 00:21:11,220 Ads! 360 00:21:12,513 --> 00:21:13,514 What the fuck? 361 00:21:13,598 --> 00:21:16,225 Hey, don't worry. It's me. And this is other me. 362 00:21:16,309 --> 00:21:17,518 Hey, nice to meet you. 363 00:21:19,020 --> 00:21:20,480 What are you with this guy for? 364 00:21:20,563 --> 00:21:22,231 I hate this fucking guy. 365 00:21:22,315 --> 00:21:24,067 This little fucking guy. 366 00:21:24,150 --> 00:21:25,777 You hate me because I fucked you up? 367 00:21:25,860 --> 00:21:28,696 No, you snuck up on me saying karate shit, wearing green. 368 00:21:28,780 --> 00:21:30,406 What does green have to do with karate? 369 00:21:31,491 --> 00:21:33,117 What's that symbol on your chest mean? 370 00:21:33,201 --> 00:21:35,203 It looks like someone splashed their cum on you. 371 00:21:35,286 --> 00:21:38,331 - Why do you want to splash cum on me? - I don't. Fuck. 372 00:21:38,414 --> 00:21:39,832 That... that isn't what I meant. 373 00:21:39,916 --> 00:21:40,917 Yeah, and if he did, 374 00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:43,127 it would probably be as a joke anyway, you fuck. 375 00:21:43,211 --> 00:21:45,463 He's all right, Vij. Calm down. 376 00:21:45,546 --> 00:21:46,547 All right, fine. 377 00:21:46,631 --> 00:21:48,424 I will try to get over it for your sake. 378 00:21:48,508 --> 00:21:50,093 - Yeah, me too. - Okay. 379 00:21:50,968 --> 00:21:52,095 Hey, Ads. 380 00:21:52,678 --> 00:21:55,198 Guess which one of us is me and which one is alternate-world me? 381 00:21:55,264 --> 00:21:57,225 The one that is talking is you. 382 00:21:57,725 --> 00:21:59,018 Fuck, that's right. 383 00:21:59,102 --> 00:22:00,342 She had a 50-50 chance, though. 384 00:22:00,395 --> 00:22:02,730 Hey, Ads, his favorite Pokémon 385 00:22:02,814 --> 00:22:03,981 is also Infernape. 386 00:22:04,065 --> 00:22:05,858 That's something I don't care about. 387 00:22:05,942 --> 00:22:07,443 Yeah, but what are the chances? 388 00:22:07,527 --> 00:22:08,694 You forgot to tell her 389 00:22:08,778 --> 00:22:10,339 - that we came to save her. - Right. Yeah. 390 00:22:10,363 --> 00:22:12,782 Nazis took over the world, so we came to save you. 391 00:22:12,865 --> 00:22:14,283 Great, I'm saved. 392 00:22:14,367 --> 00:22:15,827 How are we gonna get in this house? 393 00:22:15,910 --> 00:22:16,911 Let's kill the cops. 394 00:22:17,745 --> 00:22:19,539 Such a good idea. Let's kill the cops. 395 00:22:19,622 --> 00:22:21,249 I'm cool with killing the cops. 396 00:22:21,791 --> 00:22:23,042 Fuck me. 397 00:22:23,543 --> 00:22:25,586 Can't we just sneak in first? 398 00:22:25,670 --> 00:22:27,130 - I guess. - I guess. 399 00:22:32,885 --> 00:22:34,512 Man, this is weird. 400 00:22:34,595 --> 00:22:36,055 That doesn't answer the question. 401 00:22:36,139 --> 00:22:38,015 How many more of you came through that door? 402 00:22:38,099 --> 00:22:40,852 And what I'm saying is, why the fuck should we tell you? 403 00:22:40,935 --> 00:22:43,729 Well, we saved your life. Shouldn't we get some credit for that? 404 00:22:43,813 --> 00:22:47,150 You saved our lives by murdering a couple dozen innocent people. 405 00:22:47,233 --> 00:22:49,110 Cops around here ain't innocent, girlie. 406 00:22:49,193 --> 00:22:50,236 Far from it. 407 00:22:50,319 --> 00:22:52,697 That's the first thing you gotta learn about this place. 408 00:22:53,489 --> 00:22:54,949 There's two more besides us. 409 00:22:55,450 --> 00:22:57,618 - Is one of them a Black woman? - Why? 410 00:22:57,702 --> 00:22:59,245 I saw her. I was chasing her. 411 00:22:59,328 --> 00:23:01,330 Why the fuck were you doing that, Keith? 412 00:23:02,039 --> 00:23:03,332 I thought she got out, Dad. 413 00:23:03,416 --> 00:23:04,810 That's not what we're supposed to do. 414 00:23:04,834 --> 00:23:06,634 Jesus, haven't you boys ever learned anything? 415 00:23:06,711 --> 00:23:09,511 That woman is my best friend. I'm not gonna let anything happen to her. 416 00:23:09,547 --> 00:23:11,424 I didn't say anything was gonna happen to her. 417 00:23:11,924 --> 00:23:13,217 Did the girl get away? 418 00:23:14,302 --> 00:23:15,928 Neighborhood thread says she did, yeah. 419 00:23:16,012 --> 00:23:18,055 All right then, we're going to wait here a bit 420 00:23:18,139 --> 00:23:19,299 until your friends come back. 421 00:23:19,348 --> 00:23:20,850 And when they do, you're all gonna go 422 00:23:20,933 --> 00:23:22,613 through that door back to where you belong. 423 00:23:22,685 --> 00:23:24,854 You're never going to return here ever. You understand? 424 00:23:24,937 --> 00:23:26,939 'Cause I'm changing that fucking keypad. 425 00:23:27,023 --> 00:23:29,025 - No fucking way, Dad. - Keith. 426 00:23:29,108 --> 00:23:32,445 This motherfucker killed Chris. My brother, your son! 427 00:23:32,528 --> 00:23:34,739 He's not just walking out of here scot-free. 428 00:23:35,239 --> 00:23:37,241 Keith, you know what Chris was like. 429 00:23:38,159 --> 00:23:39,952 I don't know, Dad. What was he like? 430 00:23:40,036 --> 00:23:41,537 I loved the boy. 431 00:23:41,621 --> 00:23:43,021 It doesn't sound like you did, Dad. 432 00:23:43,080 --> 00:23:44,874 I loved him. You know that. 433 00:23:45,708 --> 00:23:48,294 But he had issues. He was out of control, always. 434 00:23:48,377 --> 00:23:49,712 The drugs, the violence. 435 00:23:49,795 --> 00:23:51,839 He was a good person, underneath it all. 436 00:23:51,923 --> 00:23:54,008 - You know that. - Yeah, maybe. 437 00:23:56,093 --> 00:23:58,054 I know I loved him. I know that. 438 00:24:00,306 --> 00:24:01,599 But I also believe this kid 439 00:24:01,682 --> 00:24:04,101 when he said he didn't purposely try to murder him. 440 00:24:04,185 --> 00:24:05,853 They fucking killed him! 441 00:24:06,646 --> 00:24:09,440 Just to be clear, I wasn't here when that part happened. 442 00:24:09,982 --> 00:24:11,150 Jesus, John. 443 00:24:11,776 --> 00:24:12,818 Keith... 444 00:24:13,945 --> 00:24:16,030 Revenge isn't gonna bring your brother back. 445 00:24:18,950 --> 00:24:20,701 Awfully generous for a Nazi. 446 00:24:21,202 --> 00:24:22,286 Don't call me that! 447 00:24:22,370 --> 00:24:23,996 Don't call you a "Nazi"? 448 00:24:24,080 --> 00:24:26,541 I didn't create the problems in my world, missy. 449 00:24:26,624 --> 00:24:27,750 I don't agree with them. 450 00:24:28,251 --> 00:24:31,254 I applaud you if your world is perfect 451 00:24:31,337 --> 00:24:33,548 and you fight every injustice you ever see. 452 00:24:34,423 --> 00:24:35,633 Is that what you do? 453 00:24:36,759 --> 00:24:39,095 Unfortunately, I haven't got the strength for that. 454 00:24:39,720 --> 00:24:43,224 I fight the madman murderers and monsters in front of me 455 00:24:43,307 --> 00:24:44,934 because that's all I can control. 456 00:24:45,851 --> 00:24:47,186 And at the end of my life, 457 00:24:47,270 --> 00:24:49,146 when I stand in judgment before God, 458 00:24:49,689 --> 00:24:52,275 I hope that he knows that I did the best that I could, 459 00:24:52,775 --> 00:24:54,986 and I left this world a better place 460 00:24:55,903 --> 00:24:57,071 than when I came... 461 00:24:59,156 --> 00:25:00,157 Fuck! 462 00:25:00,241 --> 00:25:01,867 - Vigilante, stop! - Dad! 463 00:25:06,289 --> 00:25:07,498 Now, that's cause for enter. 464 00:25:07,582 --> 00:25:09,250 - Come on, let's go! - Boys, let's go. 465 00:25:09,875 --> 00:25:10,960 'Fuck did you do? 466 00:25:12,837 --> 00:25:15,631 What did you bring here? What is wrong with you? 467 00:25:15,715 --> 00:25:17,091 I don't think he was a Nazi. 468 00:25:17,174 --> 00:25:19,427 Chris, come on. He had Economos all tied up. 469 00:25:19,510 --> 00:25:21,637 - Come on, we have to go. - He wasn't a Nazi. 470 00:25:22,680 --> 00:25:24,557 Everybody back to the trophy room, now! 471 00:25:24,640 --> 00:25:27,977 Hey! What about me, you bastards? 472 00:25:28,477 --> 00:25:31,522 Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. 473 00:25:32,898 --> 00:25:34,358 Police! Freeze! Everyone down! 474 00:25:38,446 --> 00:25:39,864 Motherfucker. 475 00:25:39,947 --> 00:25:41,324 Everybody stay back! 476 00:25:41,407 --> 00:25:42,658 They're armed and dangerous. 477 00:25:59,967 --> 00:26:01,052 Adrian! 478 00:26:04,013 --> 00:26:05,014 Shit! 479 00:26:05,097 --> 00:26:06,807 Get back, you fucking pigs! 480 00:26:06,891 --> 00:26:08,309 Sons of Liberty forever! 481 00:26:12,480 --> 00:26:13,814 Get me out of here! 482 00:26:16,942 --> 00:26:17,943 Hurry! 483 00:26:21,489 --> 00:26:22,782 Sir, are you okay, sir? 484 00:26:26,243 --> 00:26:27,328 Come on! 485 00:26:28,954 --> 00:26:30,206 Chris, come on! 486 00:26:37,922 --> 00:26:39,507 What did you do to us? 487 00:27:05,157 --> 00:27:07,660 Stop! 488 00:27:08,160 --> 00:27:09,370 Get off him! 489 00:27:09,453 --> 00:27:10,746 Get off him, please! 490 00:27:12,331 --> 00:27:13,332 Stop! 491 00:27:19,547 --> 00:27:20,548 What's wrong with us? 492 00:27:21,173 --> 00:27:22,842 What the fuck is wrong with all of us? 493 00:27:30,975 --> 00:27:33,102 I'm sorry. I'm so fucking sorry. 494 00:27:33,728 --> 00:27:35,855 You killed your brother, you piece-of-shit! 495 00:27:37,565 --> 00:27:38,566 This is me. 496 00:27:40,359 --> 00:27:41,444 Everything I touch. 497 00:27:44,739 --> 00:27:47,199 It's not your world that's wrong, or mine. 498 00:27:51,328 --> 00:27:52,371 It's me. 499 00:27:53,205 --> 00:27:54,205 Fuck! 500 00:28:10,347 --> 00:28:11,348 Chris. 501 00:28:38,667 --> 00:28:40,377 - Give me a gun. - What? 502 00:28:42,046 --> 00:28:44,256 Give me a fucking gun. 503 00:28:51,514 --> 00:28:53,599 Sorry, can't have you coming after him. 504 00:28:56,602 --> 00:28:57,770 Hold it right there! 505 00:30:33,908 --> 00:30:35,200 That's what you're looking for. 506 00:30:36,285 --> 00:30:37,661 The rest of them, all of them... 507 00:30:38,871 --> 00:30:41,206 came and got me and convinced me to give it to you. 508 00:30:42,249 --> 00:30:43,417 Chris... 509 00:30:45,502 --> 00:30:46,795 That your take on it, Rip? 510 00:30:50,215 --> 00:30:51,216 Yeah. 511 00:30:51,842 --> 00:30:53,636 You are under arrest for illegal possession 512 00:30:53,719 --> 00:30:55,304 of a dangerous scientific device 513 00:30:55,387 --> 00:30:57,765 outside the parameters of the treaty of Qatar. 514 00:30:57,848 --> 00:30:59,516 You have the right to remain silent... 515 00:32:29,523 --> 00:32:31,191 You may wanna turn around. 516 00:32:31,275 --> 00:32:34,319 I'm gonna use my spare time here to get back on Pornhub. 517 00:32:34,987 --> 00:32:36,905 I'm about to drown this whole keyboard. 518 00:32:37,531 --> 00:32:39,033 Okay, your funeral. 519 00:32:43,037 --> 00:32:44,204 Show time!