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Hello!

2
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You okay?

3
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Sorry, we didn't mean to startle you.

4
00:12:23,785 --> 00:12:27,956
We wouldn't have intruded but,
if you don't mind us saying,

5
00:12:28,040 --> 00:12:30,375
maybe you could slow
down and take a break.

6
00:12:31,460 --> 00:12:33,337
You've been at it for two hours straight.

7
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You people are spying on me.

8
00:12:35,130 --> 00:12:37,216
Oh, no. You just happened
to be outdoors this morning.

9
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How? Where?
Where are you watching me from?

10
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- An MQ-9 Reaper.
- A what?

11
00:12:43,805 --> 00:12:45,849
It's an Air Force drone. It's…

12
00:12:51,146 --> 00:12:52,523
I don't see anything.

13
00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:58,403
Yeah, no, you wouldn't really.
It's way up at 40,000 feet.

14
00:12:58,987 --> 00:13:00,864
It's not dangerous. It's not even armed.

15
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Sorry. Bad idea. It's leaving.

16
00:13:07,996 --> 00:13:11,375
Please? We'd feel so much better
if you'd hydrate.

17
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What's in it?

18
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Water.

19
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And what else? Something that's
gonna make me turn into one of you?

20
00:13:18,257 --> 00:13:20,717
No, we're months away
from knowing how to do that.

21
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Jarmell Gurky says it's okay.

22
00:13:27,391 --> 00:13:28,976
Who is Jarmell Gurky?

23
00:13:29,059 --> 00:13:32,187
He's a bottling line supervisor
in Winston-Salem.

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He was running the second shift
at the Aquafina plant

25
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when this got filled on May 8th.

26
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To the best of his knowledge,
it's just good clean water.

27
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Why are you standing in my yard talking

28
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about whatever the fuck it is
you're talking about?

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Who are you?

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Someone we thought you might like.

31
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Not so much. No.

32
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Sorry about that, Carol.

33
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Regardless, you are on the verge
of heat exhaustion,

34
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and that's the opinion
of every medical doctor on Earth.

35
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How about it?

36
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You have water in the house.
Please drink some.

37
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And maybe pace yourself.

38
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We can see we're upsetting you.

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Wait.

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Stop.

41
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You're gonna need a pickax by the way.

42
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There's a lot of volcanic rock
in that soil.

43
00:15:17,084 --> 00:15:21,380
Your neighbor Martin at 1204 has one
in his garage, along with a sun hat and

44
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work gloves.

45
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Wait right here. Don't move.

46
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What the hell is this?

47
00:15:56,582 --> 00:15:59,126
Are you supposed
to be my character Raban? Why?

48
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If we chose poorly, we apologize.

49
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We just want you to be happy.

50
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Why Raban as a woman?

51
00:16:10,929 --> 00:16:13,182
My original version of him was a her.

52
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But I talked myself out of it.

53
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And we never told anyone.

54
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Helen and I were the only ones who knew.

55
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So if you can't read minds…

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Carol, you may find this hard to believe
but yesterday

57
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was the greatest day
in the history of humanity.

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Helen thought so too.

59
00:16:38,207 --> 00:16:40,626
No. Helen is not one of you.

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She joined us before she passed.

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She's gone but all of her thoughts,

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her memories, they're right here.

63
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Should we tell you how much she loved you?

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You bunch of ghouls!

65
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You are a goddamn bunch
of grave-robbing psychopaths!

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You are the reason she is dead!

67
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And now you're gonna speak for her?

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Fuck you! Fuck every single one of you!

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Oh, jeez.

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Hello?

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00:17:35,931 --> 00:17:37,558
Anybody?

72
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Is anybody there?

73
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Hello? Are you still there?

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Fuck.

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Shit.

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00:18:29,443 --> 00:18:30,861
Shit.

77
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Jesus Christ! What's…

78
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Okay.

79
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What… Oh, my God, I…

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Hang on.

81
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Here we go. Here we go.

82
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Okay. I'm gonna bring you down.

83
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All right. Down, down, down!

84
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Shit! Sorry. Sorry.

85
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Hang on.

86
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No, no. No, no. No. What…

87
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Turn, turn, turn, turn, turn.

88
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No, no. Come on, come on.

89
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Fucking piece of shit!

90
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Down, down, down, down. Down.

91
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Goddamn it!

92
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Fuck. Come on. Fucking shit…

93
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- Carol?
- Fu…

94
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We can take it from here, if you like.

95
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I was just trying to…

96
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We know, Carol.

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We're all right.

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Thank you.

99
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Hi, Carol. How may we help you?

100
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The pirate lady can come back
if she wants.

101
00:21:04,431 --> 00:21:06,266
Absolutely. She'll be right over.

102
00:21:06,350 --> 00:21:07,476
Is there anything else we can…

103
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Carol?

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Was that me?
Did I make everybody freeze like that?

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We're affected by your emotions.

106
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The negative ones,

107
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if they're directed right at us,
they can be a little tough to take.

108
00:22:13,876 --> 00:22:16,461
So, how many people did I hurt just now?

109
00:22:16,545 --> 00:22:19,631
Oh, please. That is not how
you should look at this. Not at all.

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Did anybody die?

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How many?

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Worldwide? It's a few.

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Dozens?

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00:22:45,324 --> 00:22:46,575
Hundreds?

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There is a quicker way
if you're open to it?

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The astronauts up in the space station,
are they like you?

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They are.

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They're on their way back.

119
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And everybody at the South Pole
and on nuclear submarines?

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Missile silos? Area 51?

121
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Yes.

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We made a point of reaching them early on.

123
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That's kind of the best way to do it.

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How many people like me
in the world did you say?

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Eleven others?

126
00:25:58,392 --> 00:26:00,602
Actually, now there are 12.

127
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There's a gentleman in Paraguay
whom we became aware of this morning.

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00:26:06,942 --> 00:26:09,278
Were any of them hurt today when I…

129
00:26:11,905 --> 00:26:13,240
Did any of them get hurt?

130
00:26:14,116 --> 00:26:16,118
There was just one minor injury.

131
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Mostly there was consternation.

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00:26:20,789 --> 00:26:22,124
They're okay.

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00:26:27,796 --> 00:26:29,965
These 12, how many speak English?

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Five either as a second or third language.

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I want to meet those five.

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00:26:35,220 --> 00:26:38,348
Communication wouldn't be an issue
for the 13 of you.

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- We can translate.
- Nope.

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Just the English speakers.

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00:26:42,895 --> 00:26:44,354
We'll have to ask their permission.

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Fine. Ask.

141
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The sooner the better.

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00:26:55,115 --> 00:26:58,660
Oh, shit. No, no, no, no, no, no.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Hey. Hey!

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00:26:58,744 --> 00:27:00,913
Are you there? Can you hear me?

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00:27:00,996 --> 00:27:01,997
We can hear you.

145
00:27:04,583 --> 00:27:05,834
All five say yes.

146
00:28:01,306 --> 00:28:03,350
How you doin' back here, Carol?

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- Is there anything that we can get you?
- I'm good.

148
00:28:06,311 --> 00:28:07,312
Just…

149
00:28:09,898 --> 00:28:12,359
You're more than welcome
to sit up front with us, if you'd like.

150
00:28:12,442 --> 00:28:14,027
You could take the controls.

151
00:28:14,570 --> 00:28:15,863
It's fun.

152
00:28:15,946 --> 00:28:20,200
Who's flying this thing?
That gal from TGI Fridays?

153
00:28:21,034 --> 00:28:22,369
Maybe just concentrate on her.

154
00:28:24,162 --> 00:28:26,665
Well, let us know
if there's anything you need.

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00:28:36,383 --> 00:28:40,387
Carol, this gathering today,
we have high hopes for it.

156
00:28:40,470 --> 00:28:41,471
Great.

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00:28:42,723 --> 00:28:47,186
- But?
- But, as we say, your lives are your own.

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00:28:49,021 --> 00:28:50,063
Which means what?

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00:28:51,565 --> 00:28:53,567
We can't really protect you
from one another.

160
00:28:58,113 --> 00:29:00,407
We'll be landing in Bilbao in 40 minutes.

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00:29:33,815 --> 00:29:35,526
- Where did you come from?
- Did you have to travel far?

162
00:29:35,609 --> 00:29:37,528
- Oh, yeah. I had a good time. Yes.
- Peru.

163
00:29:37,611 --> 00:29:39,112
- And you?
- China.

164
00:29:39,196 --> 00:29:41,198
I have some pictures. It's very beautiful.

165
00:29:45,953 --> 00:29:49,039
Yes. It's my first time
outside of my country.

166
00:29:50,916 --> 00:29:51,917
It was a bit long.

167
00:30:13,772 --> 00:30:16,859
Would it be acceptable
to everyone if we continue in English?

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00:30:16,942 --> 00:30:17,943
- Yeah.
- Of course.

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00:30:18,026 --> 00:30:19,361
- Sure.
- Wonderful.

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00:30:21,947 --> 00:30:23,448
Sorry. I was just in the…

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00:30:26,952 --> 00:30:27,995
Doesn't matter.

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00:30:28,871 --> 00:30:29,872
Hi.

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Hi. I'm Carol.

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00:30:33,834 --> 00:30:36,211
Hello. Otgonbayar.

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00:30:36,920 --> 00:30:38,046
Pleased to meet you.

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00:30:38,130 --> 00:30:39,339
Otgonbayar.

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00:30:39,423 --> 00:30:42,134
- Otgonbayar.
- Otgonbayar. Okay. Pleased to meet you.

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00:30:43,510 --> 00:30:45,846
My name is Xiu Mei. Hello.

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00:30:45,929 --> 00:30:47,764
Hello, Xiu Mei.

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00:30:47,848 --> 00:30:49,057
I'm Carol.

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00:30:50,976 --> 00:30:52,269
Kusimayu.

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00:30:52,352 --> 00:30:54,521
Kusimayu, that's a lovely name.

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00:30:54,605 --> 00:30:56,607
- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.

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00:30:57,232 --> 00:30:58,358
And…

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00:30:59,484 --> 00:31:00,736
I'm Laxmi.

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00:31:01,486 --> 00:31:02,487
Laxmi.

187
00:31:03,572 --> 00:31:06,408
Great to meet you.
Great to meet all of you.

188
00:31:08,994 --> 00:31:13,415
Wow. Just… Wow, right?

189
00:31:15,167 --> 00:31:16,335
This is such a relief.

190
00:31:25,552 --> 00:31:27,679
Do you know who these guys are?

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00:31:27,763 --> 00:31:29,389
Hello, Carol.

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00:31:29,473 --> 00:31:30,807
We're family members.

193
00:31:30,891 --> 00:31:33,727
This individual is Byamba,
Otgonbayar's daughter.

194
00:31:34,311 --> 00:31:38,941
Hi, Carol. This individual
is Neu Xiansheng, Xiu Mei's husband.

195
00:31:39,024 --> 00:31:41,527
T'ika, Kusimayu's aunt.

196
00:31:41,610 --> 00:31:43,737
Sisa, Kusimayu's cousin.

197
00:31:43,820 --> 00:31:45,781
Aarush, Laxmi's husband.

198
00:31:45,864 --> 00:31:48,825
Padma, mother of Laxmi. And this is…

199
00:31:48,909 --> 00:31:51,036
Ravi, Laxmi's nine-year-old son.

200
00:31:51,787 --> 00:31:53,705
We're very pleased to meet you, Carol.

201
00:31:55,707 --> 00:31:57,918
Yep. Yep, yep, yep.

202
00:31:58,001 --> 00:31:59,002
Yep.

203
00:32:03,340 --> 00:32:04,341
Wait a second.

204
00:32:04,424 --> 00:32:06,969
Including me, I thought there
was supposed to be six of us.

205
00:32:07,052 --> 00:32:08,428
I only count five.

206
00:32:09,179 --> 00:32:12,474
Number six is a gentleman from Mauritania.

207
00:32:12,558 --> 00:32:16,103
He requested a specific aircraft
which took a bit longer.

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00:32:17,145 --> 00:32:21,149
Mister Koumba Diabaté invites you
aboard his plane once it arrives.

209
00:32:21,650 --> 00:32:24,069
He thinks it'll prove suitable
for your gathering.

210
00:32:55,642 --> 00:32:58,604
Hello, hello!

211
00:33:03,275 --> 00:33:04,693
Bienvenue à bord!

212
00:33:25,839 --> 00:33:27,716
It was available to whoever asked.

213
00:33:35,766 --> 00:33:38,018
Bonjour, enchanté.

214
00:33:38,101 --> 00:33:39,561
I am Koumba Diabaté.

215
00:33:39,645 --> 00:33:42,147
Bonjour. Carol Sturka. Nice plane.

216
00:33:44,274 --> 00:33:48,028
Je suis ravi de vous avoir à bord.

217
00:33:49,196 --> 00:33:50,989
Welcome to Spain, Mr. Diabaté.

218
00:33:51,073 --> 00:33:55,077
We hope your flight was most pleasant.

219
00:33:55,160 --> 00:33:57,746
How could it be otherwise?

220
00:33:58,080 --> 00:34:02,709
But please tell me,
what brings you aboard Air Force Koumba?

221
00:34:03,544 --> 00:34:05,587
She was available to whoever asked.

222
00:34:08,172 --> 00:34:09,800
Welcome aboard, Carol.

223
00:34:13,011 --> 00:34:14,554
This plane has upstairs.

224
00:34:18,934 --> 00:34:20,143
Yeah.

225
00:34:20,226 --> 00:34:25,815
This they call the "nuclear football."
With it, one could blow up the world.

226
00:34:27,317 --> 00:34:29,652
I am joking.
I do not think it works anymore.

227
00:34:29,735 --> 00:34:30,737
But don't drop it!

228
00:34:31,487 --> 00:34:32,489
Again, a joke.

229
00:34:32,572 --> 00:34:34,574
- Heavy.
- Which is fitting.

230
00:34:34,658 --> 00:34:37,286
Anything capable of blowing up the world
needs to have some heft to it,

231
00:34:37,369 --> 00:34:38,370
don't you think?

232
00:34:46,420 --> 00:34:48,005
Excuse me, excuse me.

233
00:34:49,505 --> 00:34:51,049
That was my first question to them.

234
00:34:51,550 --> 00:34:53,719
Hey, guys! Excuse me.

235
00:34:55,344 --> 00:34:56,346
Everyone?

236
00:34:57,222 --> 00:35:00,142
May we have your attention? Please?

237
00:35:03,187 --> 00:35:04,730
Thank you very much.

238
00:35:07,024 --> 00:35:09,735
So… I think we're all good here.

239
00:35:11,236 --> 00:35:16,408
Family members,
beautiful women, pirate lady.

240
00:35:16,491 --> 00:35:19,036
You can all just go wait out
on the tarmac.

241
00:35:21,747 --> 00:35:23,624
Why should my family have to leave?

242
00:35:23,707 --> 00:35:24,833
Yes, why?

243
00:35:24,917 --> 00:35:28,253
We need to talk
amongst ourselves, just the six of us.

244
00:35:28,337 --> 00:35:30,172
That's why we're here, right?

245
00:35:39,389 --> 00:35:40,682
Wait. Pirate lady.

246
00:35:40,766 --> 00:35:45,812
Are there any microphones in here
or recording devices?

247
00:35:45,896 --> 00:35:48,398
There's a built-in system
that came with the aircraft.

248
00:35:48,482 --> 00:35:50,108
We can make sure it's turned off.

249
00:35:57,449 --> 00:35:59,368
I did not know that was there.

250
00:35:59,451 --> 00:36:00,869
You have complete privacy.

251
00:36:01,495 --> 00:36:02,829
Call us if you need us.

252
00:36:20,389 --> 00:36:21,974
Actually, if you recall,

253
00:36:22,057 --> 00:36:24,059
Harrison Ford never rode in the escape pod

254
00:36:24,142 --> 00:36:25,853
which I thought was a clever gambit.

255
00:36:25,936 --> 00:36:27,980
- He stayed behind in the cargo hold.
- So,

256
00:36:28,063 --> 00:36:29,690
what are we gonna do about this?

257
00:36:35,946 --> 00:36:41,618
Anyone have any training in biology?
Or genetics?

258
00:36:45,706 --> 00:36:47,499
Anybody a doctor? A medical doctor?

259
00:36:50,794 --> 00:36:54,006
Any backgrounds in science? Of any kind?

260
00:36:58,886 --> 00:37:00,888
Anybody build a volcano?

261
00:37:10,898 --> 00:37:11,982
All right.

262
00:37:14,568 --> 00:37:15,819
I don't know how we do this.

263
00:37:17,196 --> 00:37:18,780
I don't know where we begin.

264
00:37:19,656 --> 00:37:20,657
But

265
00:37:21,742 --> 00:37:22,951
it's up to us now.

266
00:37:24,203 --> 00:37:26,747
The future of humanity is in our hands.

267
00:37:26,830 --> 00:37:29,666
As scary as that sounds, it is.

268
00:37:29,750 --> 00:37:33,170
It is up to us to put the world right.

269
00:37:41,303 --> 00:37:42,304
Why?

270
00:37:44,890 --> 00:37:46,725
Why save the world? Is that…

271
00:37:46,808 --> 00:37:48,685
Wait, is… That's your question?

272
00:37:48,769 --> 00:37:50,229
Why does the world need saving?

273
00:37:51,146 --> 00:37:53,649
At present, the situation seems very nice.

274
00:37:54,858 --> 00:37:57,569
Cool plane. Really.

275
00:37:58,320 --> 00:38:00,447
Meanwhile, everybody everywhere else

276
00:38:00,531 --> 00:38:03,867
has turned into some kind
of fucking pod person. Right?

277
00:38:03,951 --> 00:38:06,078
And it does not matter
how nice they are to us

278
00:38:06,161 --> 00:38:10,082
or how many supermodels they send
to peel our grapes and jerk us off,

279
00:38:10,165 --> 00:38:14,962
that does not
change the fact that this is not right.

280
00:38:15,045 --> 00:38:17,005
I've seen this movie.

281
00:38:17,965 --> 00:38:19,466
We've all seen this movie.

282
00:38:19,550 --> 00:38:21,635
And we know it does not end well.

283
00:38:22,678 --> 00:38:25,848
Are you the one who lost her temper
and made them all stop moving?

284
00:38:30,477 --> 00:38:33,188
When you did this, I was in an automobile.

285
00:38:33,772 --> 00:38:35,274
My grandfather was driving.

286
00:38:36,149 --> 00:38:39,361
The automobile crashed,
and my grandfather died.

287
00:38:43,240 --> 00:38:44,241
I'm…

288
00:38:45,951 --> 00:38:47,786
I'm sorry. I didn't…

289
00:38:47,870 --> 00:38:49,705
She not know they do that.

290
00:38:50,330 --> 00:38:51,582
Nobody know.

291
00:38:53,208 --> 00:38:55,252
And it won't happen again.

292
00:38:56,461 --> 00:38:58,338
I don't know. You seem very angry.

293
00:38:59,923 --> 00:39:02,050
I'm very sorry you lost your grandfather.

294
00:39:03,343 --> 00:39:05,554
But the rest of your family
waiting outside,

295
00:39:07,181 --> 00:39:08,765
you've lost them too.

296
00:39:09,766 --> 00:39:11,310
Everybody understands that, right?

297
00:39:11,393 --> 00:39:15,522
Your husbands, wives, parents, children…

298
00:39:15,606 --> 00:39:17,357
They're not them anymore.

299
00:39:17,441 --> 00:39:19,484
My child is still my child.

300
00:39:19,568 --> 00:39:20,611
Very much so.

301
00:39:20,694 --> 00:39:22,446
That cute little boy we just met?

302
00:39:22,529 --> 00:39:26,200
The one who can perform open-heart surgery
and fly the space shuttle?

303
00:39:26,283 --> 00:39:27,576
Yep, he's right as rain.

304
00:39:27,659 --> 00:39:29,077
You listen.

305
00:39:29,161 --> 00:39:30,829
That is my child out there.

306
00:39:30,913 --> 00:39:33,874
He is also your prime minister,

307
00:39:33,957 --> 00:39:37,794
some guy you dated in high school,
your gynecologist. Think about that.

308
00:39:37,878 --> 00:39:40,297
You… You are a horrible person.

309
00:39:40,380 --> 00:39:42,466
Okay, who is the angry one now? Hmm?

310
00:39:42,549 --> 00:39:44,676
Guys, I'm not looking for a fight here.

311
00:39:44,760 --> 00:39:47,387
I'm just trying to make
a point that this whole thing…

312
00:39:49,389 --> 00:39:50,849
We have to do something.

313
00:39:50,933 --> 00:39:52,142
Do what?

314
00:39:57,940 --> 00:40:00,651
I am not convinced
things are as bad as you say.

315
00:40:04,863 --> 00:40:08,325
As we speak,
no one is being robbed or murdered.

316
00:40:09,368 --> 00:40:10,661
No one is in prison.

317
00:40:12,037 --> 00:40:16,375
The color of one's skin, by all accounts,
now meaningless.

318
00:40:17,584 --> 00:40:21,088
All zoos are empty.
All dogs are off their chains.

319
00:40:23,674 --> 00:40:25,300
Peace on earth.

320
00:40:27,636 --> 00:40:29,221
Assuming that's even true…

321
00:40:31,181 --> 00:40:34,560
Ask yourselves what's been lost.

322
00:40:38,438 --> 00:40:39,982
Why zoos are empty?

323
00:40:40,065 --> 00:40:43,277
They emptied them. Everywhere.

324
00:40:43,360 --> 00:40:45,195
They let loose all the animal.

325
00:40:45,279 --> 00:40:47,823
Beijing Zoo is near my house.

326
00:40:48,448 --> 00:40:53,370
I look outside, I see giraffe
eat all the leaf off my tree.

327
00:40:53,453 --> 00:40:58,709
I say, "Shoo. Shoo. Go. Go."
It do not listen to me.

328
00:41:01,170 --> 00:41:06,341
I tell you this.
I do not give away my dog.

329
00:41:07,801 --> 00:41:10,762
Apparently,
when it came to the lions and the tigers,

330
00:41:10,846 --> 00:41:12,806
they suffered quite a few maulings.

331
00:41:12,890 --> 00:41:15,309
Can we just stick
with talking about the people?

332
00:41:17,603 --> 00:41:21,481
What's going to happen when they
figure out how to turn us into them?

333
00:41:23,609 --> 00:41:24,985
That is what I want.

334
00:41:26,904 --> 00:41:28,447
I want to be with my aunt.

335
00:41:28,530 --> 00:41:30,407
I want to be with my cousin.

336
00:41:31,366 --> 00:41:35,370
Oh, honey. No, you don't.
You may think you do, but you don't.

337
00:41:35,454 --> 00:41:36,580
Don't tell her how to think.

338
00:41:36,663 --> 00:41:39,249
Could you just… Please.

339
00:41:40,584 --> 00:41:41,585
Look,

340
00:41:42,920 --> 00:41:44,713
I know you are…

341
00:41:46,590 --> 00:41:51,094
lonely and scared and this whole thing…

342
00:41:53,388 --> 00:41:55,307
is terribly confusing.

343
00:41:57,935 --> 00:41:59,269
Believe me, I know.

344
00:42:01,271 --> 00:42:03,106
But everything about you that's you,

345
00:42:03,774 --> 00:42:08,195
everything that is personal
and individual and special…

346
00:42:08,278 --> 00:42:12,991
If we let this happen,
you won't have that anymore.

347
00:42:14,785 --> 00:42:16,870
I'll have it. I'll share it.

348
00:42:16,954 --> 00:42:18,247
What did they tell you?

349
00:42:19,164 --> 00:42:20,374
What kind of promises did they make?

350
00:42:20,457 --> 00:42:21,583
No promise.

351
00:42:22,251 --> 00:42:24,086
They only tell me what it's like.

352
00:42:25,504 --> 00:42:27,965
You don't think it sounds wonderful?

353
00:42:30,467 --> 00:42:32,135
You don't ask them what it's like?

354
00:42:32,928 --> 00:42:33,929
No.

355
00:42:34,012 --> 00:42:36,265
How could you not ask them what it's like?

356
00:42:36,348 --> 00:42:38,851
Raise your hand if you asked them.

357
00:42:41,019 --> 00:42:45,607
You sit there and you tell us
we must do this, we must do that.

358
00:42:45,691 --> 00:42:47,734
But you don't even
bother to educate yourself.

359
00:42:47,818 --> 00:42:50,112
Why should we listen to anything you say?

360
00:42:51,154 --> 00:42:54,074
Because I'm smart enough
to know you don't ask a drug dealer

361
00:42:54,157 --> 00:42:55,951
to describe their heroin.

362
00:42:56,618 --> 00:42:59,788
Now, what are we gonna do here?

363
00:43:00,497 --> 00:43:02,457
I'm open to suggestions.

364
00:43:08,589 --> 00:43:09,590
Who's hungry?

365
00:43:11,508 --> 00:43:13,719
I, myself, am famished.

366
00:43:21,643 --> 00:43:23,187
Hello, good people.

367
00:43:23,770 --> 00:43:26,481
We are interested in lunch!

368
00:43:42,706 --> 00:43:44,124
Voilà.

369
00:43:47,628 --> 00:43:48,629
Is this…

370
00:43:50,964 --> 00:43:52,674
Poulet Yassa!

371
00:43:54,301 --> 00:43:55,552
Incroyable.

372
00:44:01,517 --> 00:44:05,437
Exactly like my tantine Awa
made it when I was a child!

373
00:44:06,939 --> 00:44:09,024
However, and I'm not complaining mind you…

374
00:44:09,107 --> 00:44:10,609
I did order lobster.

375
00:44:10,692 --> 00:44:11,860
We apologize.

376
00:44:11,944 --> 00:44:16,782
We searched a wide radius, but the only
lobster currently available is live.

377
00:44:18,408 --> 00:44:20,118
We don't kill.

378
00:44:22,079 --> 00:44:23,622
Not even a lobster?

379
00:44:25,415 --> 00:44:29,086
Your chicken, fish, beef,
veggies are the freshest

380
00:44:29,169 --> 00:44:30,963
we could find in the local markets.

381
00:44:31,547 --> 00:44:33,423
We do hope you enjoy.

382
00:44:54,736 --> 00:44:56,530
So, you are vegetarian?

383
00:44:58,365 --> 00:45:00,117
That would be our preference, yes.

384
00:45:01,326 --> 00:45:03,161
What if I wanted escargot?

385
00:45:03,245 --> 00:45:05,080
Surely you can kill snails.

386
00:45:05,163 --> 00:45:06,373
No.

387
00:45:06,456 --> 00:45:07,916
A wasp even?

388
00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:11,587
If it's about to sting, you don't…

389
00:45:11,670 --> 00:45:12,671
kill it?

390
00:45:12,754 --> 00:45:13,755
No.

391
00:45:14,423 --> 00:45:16,258
What if you step on tiny…

392
00:45:17,551 --> 00:45:18,552
Insect.

393
00:45:18,635 --> 00:45:21,096
If you step on tiny insect by accident?

394
00:45:21,180 --> 00:45:22,639
We try not to.

395
00:45:22,723 --> 00:45:25,100
We can't purposely end life.

396
00:45:25,184 --> 00:45:26,393
It's not in our nature.

397
00:45:26,476 --> 00:45:30,606
Well, hip-fuckin'-hooray for you.

398
00:45:38,947 --> 00:45:42,659
They won't step on a bug,
but they'll enslave an entire planet.

399
00:45:43,452 --> 00:45:45,245
Yeah, that makes sense.

400
00:45:45,329 --> 00:45:48,999
Our joining is very much
the antithesis of slavery.

401
00:45:49,082 --> 00:45:50,584
If you're gonna hit me, hit me.

402
00:45:50,667 --> 00:45:51,668
Your "joining"?

403
00:45:52,586 --> 00:45:56,548
All the marketing brains on earth,
and that's what you came up with? Wow.

404
00:45:56,632 --> 00:45:58,884
There is a better word for it
in Celtiberian.

405
00:45:58,967 --> 00:46:01,887
Well, I don't remember you asking anyone.

406
00:46:02,804 --> 00:46:07,643
I don't recall anybody getting a vote
on whether or not they wanted a joining.

407
00:46:08,602 --> 00:46:10,479
We ourselves have no choice.

408
00:46:10,562 --> 00:46:12,856
For us, it's a biological imperative.

409
00:46:13,440 --> 00:46:14,733
Like breathing.

410
00:46:14,816 --> 00:46:19,780
But every time, one comes to understand
how wonderful it feels…

411
00:46:19,863 --> 00:46:23,325
How many fucking people died
during your wonderful fucking joining?

412
00:46:23,408 --> 00:46:25,827
Must you curse so much?

413
00:46:26,578 --> 00:46:28,247
There is a child present.

414
00:46:30,541 --> 00:46:31,875
I'm sorry, Ravi.

415
00:46:31,959 --> 00:46:32,960
I apologize.

416
00:46:33,043 --> 00:46:34,670
It's quite all right.

417
00:46:35,546 --> 00:46:36,964
Tell me, Ravi.

418
00:46:37,798 --> 00:46:42,511
For a pelvic exam, what kind of speculum
do you prefer, metal or plastic?

419
00:46:42,594 --> 00:46:43,595
What?

420
00:46:44,346 --> 00:46:46,139
It would depend.

421
00:46:46,890 --> 00:46:48,851
- Both have their uses.
- No, stop it.

422
00:46:48,934 --> 00:46:50,894
But, I mean, you probably
wouldn't do a palpation, right?

423
00:46:50,978 --> 00:46:52,646
You know,
not with those tiny little fingers.

424
00:46:52,729 --> 00:46:54,231
How dare you?

425
00:46:54,314 --> 00:46:55,983
How many people died?

426
00:46:56,066 --> 00:46:58,527
We didn't intend for anyone to die.

427
00:46:59,152 --> 00:47:01,405
And for the first month, no one did.

428
00:47:01,488 --> 00:47:06,076
We would bring in newcomers individually,
thousands every day.

429
00:47:06,159 --> 00:47:08,370
It was all very peaceful.

430
00:47:08,871 --> 00:47:10,706
But, then the military discovered us.

431
00:47:10,789 --> 00:47:14,209
And to avoid even more bloodshed,
we had to accelerate the process.

432
00:47:14,293 --> 00:47:15,752
So, how many?

433
00:47:19,339 --> 00:47:22,426
How many people died?

434
00:47:30,809 --> 00:47:36,815
886,477,591.

435
00:47:38,066 --> 00:47:39,943
As of this moment.

436
00:47:41,862 --> 00:47:43,655
Jesus Christ.

437
00:47:48,160 --> 00:47:49,161
Wow…

438
00:47:51,622 --> 00:47:53,373
I guess you gotta break a few eggs, huh?

439
00:47:56,627 --> 00:48:00,297
You killed 11 million.

440
00:48:14,603 --> 00:48:15,604
So…

441
00:48:17,731 --> 00:48:20,734
what if I caught a fish? Hmm?

442
00:48:20,817 --> 00:48:25,239
Or say I procured a chicken or a pig,
and I myself did the…

443
00:48:25,948 --> 00:48:27,157
What then?

444
00:48:30,077 --> 00:48:32,746
We would mourn the passing
of all these creatures.

445
00:48:34,414 --> 00:48:35,832
But you would cook them for me?

446
00:48:35,916 --> 00:48:37,042
Yes.

447
00:48:37,125 --> 00:48:38,252
Okay.

448
00:48:41,630 --> 00:48:44,216
Are you gonna let her continue like this?

449
00:48:46,093 --> 00:48:47,177
Carol.

450
00:48:47,261 --> 00:48:52,599
After lunch we were thinking you all
might like a tour of the Guggenheim.

451
00:48:53,308 --> 00:48:54,810
It's a beautiful museum.

452
00:48:54,893 --> 00:48:56,812
Frank Gehry designed it.

453
00:48:56,895 --> 00:48:58,522
Yeah, Helen talked about it.

454
00:48:58,605 --> 00:49:00,023
It was on our bucket list.

455
00:49:00,649 --> 00:49:02,276
But you already know that, don't you?

456
00:49:03,443 --> 00:49:04,778
All right.

457
00:49:04,862 --> 00:49:06,113
Warm up my plane.

458
00:49:06,196 --> 00:49:07,406
I'm going home.

459
00:49:07,948 --> 00:49:09,867
Good riddance.

460
00:49:23,297 --> 00:49:26,091
You, you, you, you…

461
00:49:27,801 --> 00:49:31,889
and especially you,
have the time of your lives.

462
00:49:33,015 --> 00:49:35,309
Enjoy it. Eat, drink and be merry.

463
00:49:35,392 --> 00:49:38,395
Go to the Guggenheim, Disneyland Paris,

464
00:49:38,478 --> 00:49:41,440
wherever else these whacked-out Moonies
take you next.

465
00:49:41,523 --> 00:49:44,902
But know this, you are traitors.

466
00:49:46,778 --> 00:49:50,324
You are traitors to the human race!

467
00:50:08,592 --> 00:50:09,593
Carol?

468
00:50:10,802 --> 00:50:12,179
Carol.

469
00:50:12,930 --> 00:50:14,806
Get off… Get off me.

470
00:50:15,807 --> 00:50:17,643
Get off me.

471
00:50:17,726 --> 00:50:21,063
Get the fuck off me! You fucking freaks!

472
00:50:21,146 --> 00:50:22,231
Get the fuck…

473
00:50:22,314 --> 00:50:24,024
Get off!

474
00:50:32,491 --> 00:50:35,452
God, no. No, no, no, no. No.

475
00:50:49,007 --> 00:50:50,217
Ravi?

476
00:50:50,300 --> 00:50:52,678
Ravi. Ravi.

477
00:52:12,883 --> 00:52:14,259
Good morning, Carol.

478
00:52:14,343 --> 00:52:15,761
We hope you slept well.

479
00:52:15,844 --> 00:52:17,346
How are you feeling?

480
00:52:19,556 --> 00:52:21,016
How are you feeling?

481
00:52:21,558 --> 00:52:23,060
We couldn't be better.

482
00:52:23,894 --> 00:52:25,187
Thank you for asking.

483
00:52:26,605 --> 00:52:28,774
May we get you anything?

484
00:52:33,529 --> 00:52:36,240
You got anything
to make me stop doing this?

485
00:52:37,324 --> 00:52:39,785
We don't. Sorry.

486
00:52:41,537 --> 00:52:43,163
But how about something to eat?

487
00:52:43,830 --> 00:52:46,834
We can make you some great bacon and eggs.

488
00:52:49,127 --> 00:52:53,632
Remember your trip to The Inn
at Little Washington, fall of 1998?

489
00:52:53,715 --> 00:52:57,094
They served that pepper bacon
you still talk about.

490
00:52:57,177 --> 00:52:59,012
We flew it in for you.

491
00:52:59,096 --> 00:53:01,557
And your favorite crispy brioche
from Les Crayères.

492
00:53:01,640 --> 00:53:05,519
How bad did I screw things up
with the other five?

493
00:53:08,397 --> 00:53:09,398
Did they leave?

494
00:53:11,733 --> 00:53:13,151
All but one.

495
00:53:40,429 --> 00:53:44,766
This is the finest martini
I have ever tasted.

496
00:53:53,483 --> 00:53:54,818
Good morning, Carol.

497
00:53:56,153 --> 00:53:57,154
Carol.

498
00:53:57,863 --> 00:53:58,864
How are you feeling?

499
00:54:01,033 --> 00:54:04,494
Better than I should for being
the biggest mass murderer since Stalin.

500
00:54:04,578 --> 00:54:07,497
I don't think these fine
people see it that way.

501
00:54:07,581 --> 00:54:09,041
No.

502
00:54:20,969 --> 00:54:23,138
Please, have a seat.

503
00:54:23,222 --> 00:54:25,265
Some coffee, perhaps?

504
00:54:34,191 --> 00:54:37,236
That Guggenheim is really worth a visit.

505
00:54:37,319 --> 00:54:39,029
Stunning architecture.

506
00:54:39,112 --> 00:54:40,447
You wanted to talk to me?

507
00:54:41,114 --> 00:54:42,115
Yes.

508
00:54:43,617 --> 00:54:46,245
I am headed to Las Vegas, Nevada.

509
00:54:46,328 --> 00:54:48,205
Have you been there?

510
00:54:48,288 --> 00:54:49,915
Looking for hotel recommendations?

511
00:54:49,998 --> 00:54:51,208
No, no, no, no.

512
00:54:51,291 --> 00:54:53,252
I am staying at The Westgate.

513
00:54:53,335 --> 00:54:56,713
I will occupy the penthouse
of Mr. Elvis Presley.

514
00:54:56,797 --> 00:54:58,590
Yeah, that sounds about right.

515
00:54:58,674 --> 00:55:00,592
Some say it is haunted by his ghost.

516
00:55:01,218 --> 00:55:02,386
This intrigues me.

517
00:55:02,886 --> 00:55:03,929
Okay.

518
00:55:04,513 --> 00:55:07,307
Well, give Elvis my regards.

519
00:55:07,391 --> 00:55:13,021
And, if it is acceptable to you
I wish for Zosia to accompany me.

520
00:55:14,356 --> 00:55:17,234
She suggested I ask.
I believe she needs your blessing.

521
00:55:17,317 --> 00:55:18,360
Who's Zosia?

522
00:55:19,862 --> 00:55:21,822
Your chaperone.

523
00:55:25,617 --> 00:55:27,369
Accompany you for what?

524
00:55:33,041 --> 00:55:34,835
Oh, Jesus Christ.

525
00:55:35,377 --> 00:55:37,546
I'm s… What can I say?

526
00:55:37,629 --> 00:55:41,008
In the past day, I've spent time with her,
gotten to know her.

527
00:55:41,675 --> 00:55:43,010
Learned her name.

528
00:55:43,886 --> 00:55:45,596
I feel we made a connection.

529
00:55:45,679 --> 00:55:46,889
Can I ask a question?

530
00:55:48,015 --> 00:55:51,810
What is wrong with you?

531
00:55:53,645 --> 00:55:55,439
Is it a medical condition?

532
00:55:55,522 --> 00:55:57,107
That it can't just…

533
00:55:57,191 --> 00:55:59,693
- stay in.
- I apologize.

534
00:55:59,776 --> 00:56:01,403
Clearly I have struck a nerve.

535
00:56:02,821 --> 00:56:04,072
If she is your companion…

536
00:56:04,156 --> 00:56:06,742
She's not my anything. None of them are.

537
00:56:06,825 --> 00:56:09,328
They are a bunch
of brain-damaged incompetents

538
00:56:09,411 --> 00:56:11,246
but you keep sticking your dick in them.

539
00:56:16,710 --> 00:56:19,671
Zosia, would you join us, please?

540
00:56:29,598 --> 00:56:31,683
Have I behaved in an untoward fashion?

541
00:56:32,476 --> 00:56:35,103
Have I shown you… any of you…

542
00:56:35,812 --> 00:56:40,275
affection that was in any way unwelcome?

543
00:56:42,444 --> 00:56:44,780
For us, affection is always welcome.

544
00:56:47,699 --> 00:56:52,913
Zosia, what is the square root of 46,279?

545
00:56:52,996 --> 00:56:54,540
Okay to round it off?

546
00:56:54,623 --> 00:56:56,583
Just a bit over 215.

547
00:56:57,167 --> 00:56:59,670
I have a strong sense that is correct.

548
00:56:59,753 --> 00:57:02,130
Okay. Let me see
if I've got this straight.

549
00:57:02,714 --> 00:57:06,552
Casanova McBoner here
wants you to join his harem,

550
00:57:06,635 --> 00:57:10,514
which is hunky-dory with you,
provided I give you my permission?

551
00:57:12,975 --> 00:57:14,685
That's your idea of paradise?

552
00:57:15,435 --> 00:57:17,813
- Being used like some sex doll?
- Hey.

553
00:57:17,896 --> 00:57:20,107
- And I'm what, your pimp?
- That is completely uncalled for.

554
00:57:20,190 --> 00:57:21,483
You're completely uncalled for.

555
00:57:21,567 --> 00:57:23,944
- The entire fucking world is ending…
- Carol.

556
00:57:24,027 --> 00:57:25,988
…and instead of doing the right thing
and trying to help me,

557
00:57:26,071 --> 00:57:28,907
- you'd rather run around, sticking your…
- Please! The last thing these people need

558
00:57:28,991 --> 00:57:31,159
is you losing your temper.

559
00:57:40,335 --> 00:57:43,922
You wanna go with him… go with him.

560
00:57:47,217 --> 00:57:49,344
Please, work this out yourselves.

561
00:57:50,721 --> 00:57:52,931
- We can't choose.
- Yes, you can.

562
00:57:53,473 --> 00:57:55,976
If you can do square roots in your head,
you can make choices.

563
00:57:56,894 --> 00:57:59,897
And there's a whole third option,
where you just tell us both to piss off.

564
00:58:02,399 --> 00:58:05,402
If we were to choose,
it would hurt one of you.

565
00:58:08,780 --> 00:58:09,990
We can't do that.

566
00:58:20,167 --> 00:58:22,878
Perhaps I have not seen
the movies you spoke of.

567
00:58:23,921 --> 00:58:28,717
But to me, this does not feel
like the end of the world.

568
00:58:39,311 --> 00:58:40,312
Ca…

569
01:00:07,441 --> 01:00:09,860
Stop! Open the door!