1 00:00:03,010 --> 00:00:09,230 Subtitle by: demonoic. www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:13,640 --> 00:00:15,800 Yes! Fist Pump! 3 00:00:32,230 --> 00:00:35,380 Listen up pump heads, Fist Pump is coming to Slammers! 4 00:00:35,380 --> 00:00:38,480 They just got out of jail, and rehab, and now they're back, 5 00:00:38,480 --> 00:00:41,880 and ready to rock your 11-through-15 year old pants off! 6 00:00:41,880 --> 00:00:44,800 That's our Demographic get over it! That's right! Fist Pump live! 7 00:00:44,800 --> 00:00:47,200 - At Slammers this Friday! - FRIDAY! 8 00:00:47,200 --> 00:00:48,810 Be there or be a loser! 9 00:00:49,600 --> 00:00:52,650 There's gonna be so many losers at that concert. 10 00:00:53,540 --> 00:00:55,440 We have to go to that concert. 11 00:00:55,540 --> 00:00:56,560 Seriously? 12 00:00:56,620 --> 00:00:59,140 Dude, they were cooler in the 3rd grade. But now— 13 00:00:59,140 --> 00:01:01,380 Correction, they're cool in any grade, 14 00:01:01,380 --> 00:01:02,440 but you wouldn't know that! 15 00:01:02,440 --> 00:01:04,550 Probably because you hate yourself or something. 16 00:01:04,600 --> 00:01:06,470 Dude, we don't have the money for those tickets. 17 00:01:06,470 --> 00:01:07,520 That doesn't even matter! 18 00:01:07,520 --> 00:01:08,580 We can figure out a way, 19 00:01:08,580 --> 00:01:10,970 but you're to busy figuring out a way to hate yourself. 20 00:01:11,040 --> 00:01:12,890 Why do you wanna go so bad? 21 00:01:12,890 --> 00:01:16,520 Going to this concert could be the biggest moment of my life. 22 00:01:16,750 --> 00:01:18,850 Wow, sounds like your life sucks. 23 00:01:18,850 --> 00:01:20,200 SHUT UP! 24 00:01:21,130 --> 00:01:21,740 Hey guys! 25 00:01:21,740 --> 00:01:23,120 Hey Margaret! 26 00:01:23,120 --> 00:01:24,560 Were you guys talking about the concert? 27 00:01:24,560 --> 00:01:26,560 We were talking about a concert. 28 00:01:26,670 --> 00:01:30,520 Is the concert you're talking about FIST PUMP? 29 00:01:31,670 --> 00:01:32,670 Yeah cool. 30 00:01:32,810 --> 00:01:34,190 Wait you're going? 31 00:01:34,250 --> 00:01:35,250 Yeah I am, 32 00:01:35,330 --> 00:01:38,520 I know they're kinda old but I remember them from when I was a kid. 33 00:01:38,570 --> 00:01:40,360 Besides, everyone is gonna be there. 34 00:01:40,360 --> 00:01:42,250 It's gonna be fun. You guys gonna go? 35 00:01:43,020 --> 00:01:44,510 I'm totally gonna go. 36 00:01:44,510 --> 00:01:47,650 Oh so now you're gonna... owww... 37 00:01:47,650 --> 00:01:48,890 We'll be there! 38 00:01:48,890 --> 00:01:50,570 Cool... see you guys there. 39 00:01:50,980 --> 00:01:52,370 Yeah... see you. 40 00:01:52,750 --> 00:01:57,430 I can't believe you're going to a Fist Pump Concert just for some lady pecks! 41 00:01:57,580 --> 00:01:58,650 Rigby, 42 00:02:05,590 --> 00:02:07,680 Now, how are we going to get the money for those tickets? 43 00:02:07,680 --> 00:02:09,460 Dude, it's gonna be easy- 44 00:02:09,460 --> 00:02:11,400 we just have to work some extra hours. 45 00:02:11,480 --> 00:02:13,810 Extra work? I don't even like regular work. 46 00:02:13,910 --> 00:02:15,620 Do you like Fist Pump? 47 00:02:15,620 --> 00:02:16,470 Yes. 48 00:02:16,470 --> 00:02:18,530 Humph, then you like extra work. 49 00:02:18,530 --> 00:02:19,690 Humph, fine. 50 00:02:23,780 --> 00:02:25,470 Let me get this straight- 51 00:02:25,470 --> 00:02:27,590 you and Rigby want me to give you overtime, 52 00:02:27,590 --> 00:02:31,250 and even though you can't even finish the regular amount of work that you normally have, 53 00:02:31,250 --> 00:02:33,380 you want me to add on even more. 54 00:02:33,560 --> 00:02:34,220 Yes. 55 00:02:34,940 --> 00:02:35,630 No. 56 00:02:35,800 --> 00:02:37,900 Ah, come on Benson, please. 57 00:02:37,900 --> 00:02:40,710 Fist Pump is playing at Slammers and we don't have enough money for tickets. 58 00:02:41,210 --> 00:02:42,680 Are you serious? 59 00:02:42,680 --> 00:02:43,860 Fist Pump? 60 00:02:44,040 --> 00:02:46,480 You know what kind of people go to those concerts? 61 00:02:46,480 --> 00:02:50,720 Whoo! That's right ladies, 62 00:02:50,720 --> 00:02:53,770 we got two tickets to Fist Pump, 63 00:02:54,250 --> 00:02:56,330 see ya later grandmas. 64 00:02:57,650 --> 00:02:59,730 Benson, you listen and you listen good. 65 00:03:00,370 --> 00:03:04,070 Please Benson, please give us overtime! 66 00:03:04,180 --> 00:03:05,100 Please? 67 00:03:05,100 --> 00:03:06,550 What is the big deal? 68 00:03:06,760 --> 00:03:08,500 It's Just some talentless band. 69 00:03:08,580 --> 00:03:10,530 Actually, they aren't that bad. 70 00:03:10,530 --> 00:03:12,530 Not that I'm into that stuff. 71 00:03:12,640 --> 00:03:14,210 We are pretty backed up, though. 72 00:03:14,430 --> 00:03:15,900 I think you should give them the work. 73 00:03:15,950 --> 00:03:17,150 Oh, I agree. 74 00:03:17,270 --> 00:03:21,990 I say if they want to see Pump Fist, then let them see Pump Fist. 75 00:03:23,040 --> 00:03:23,990 Fine. 76 00:03:24,060 --> 00:03:25,790 You can work overtime. 77 00:03:28,460 --> 00:03:30,280 Here's a list of things we need done. 78 00:03:30,280 --> 00:03:31,630 When you finish them, 79 00:03:31,630 --> 00:03:32,710 you'll get your money. 80 00:03:39,150 --> 00:03:39,970 Idiots. 81 00:03:52,430 --> 00:03:54,220 Dude, I'm fading fast. 82 00:03:54,320 --> 00:03:55,240 Don't worry, dude. 83 00:03:55,370 --> 00:03:59,650 We just got to fight it with COFFEEEEE. 84 00:04:31,940 --> 00:04:33,130 Two for fist pump. 85 00:04:33,950 --> 00:04:35,340 $400. 86 00:04:35,340 --> 00:04:37,510 What? But I thought they were $50. 87 00:04:38,250 --> 00:04:40,090 $50 Tickets are sold out. 88 00:04:40,170 --> 00:04:42,960 All that's left is super-deluxe front-row seats. 89 00:04:43,980 --> 00:04:46,110 No, no, no! 90 00:04:46,110 --> 00:04:47,930 Mordecai, wait. Wait man. 91 00:04:47,930 --> 00:04:48,920 We can't give up. 92 00:04:49,100 --> 00:04:50,660 Fist Pump! 93 00:04:50,810 --> 00:04:52,010 I know, dude, but, 94 00:04:52,070 --> 00:04:53,650 I just don't want to work any more- 95 00:04:53,650 --> 00:04:55,060 Oh my... 96 00:05:03,050 --> 00:05:04,960 Maybe I could work a little more. 97 00:05:05,240 --> 00:05:06,120 All right, dude. 98 00:05:06,120 --> 00:05:07,110 Let's do this. 99 00:05:09,230 --> 00:05:11,410 You're lucky I care about lady pecs. 100 00:05:12,770 --> 00:05:14,600 Benson, we need more money. 101 00:05:15,350 --> 00:05:17,420 Yeah, give us more money. 102 00:05:17,420 --> 00:05:18,860 There's no chores left, 103 00:05:19,140 --> 00:05:20,110 Unless.. 104 00:05:20,370 --> 00:05:21,850 you want to mow the lawn. 105 00:05:21,920 --> 00:05:24,300 The lawn? 106 00:05:29,110 --> 00:05:30,320 Oh, what? 107 00:05:30,390 --> 00:05:31,930 That'll take forever! 108 00:05:31,930 --> 00:05:33,150 Here's the keys. 109 00:05:33,210 --> 00:05:34,720 You know where the mower is. 110 00:05:37,580 --> 00:05:38,530 Good luck. 111 00:05:40,730 --> 00:05:44,540 Who needs luck when we have COFFEEE! 112 00:05:47,840 --> 00:05:52,750 Dude, seriously, though, my eyes won't stay open anymore, and I think we're almost out of coffee. 113 00:05:52,980 --> 00:05:54,190 Nonsense, dude. 114 00:05:54,310 --> 00:05:56,190 We've got plenty of coffee. 115 00:05:58,260 --> 00:05:59,580 Mordecai? 116 00:05:59,580 --> 00:06:00,890 What happened? 117 00:06:00,890 --> 00:06:02,890 Need more coffee. 118 00:06:03,020 --> 00:06:05,190 Need more Margaret. 119 00:06:05,190 --> 00:06:06,600 Fist Pump. 120 00:06:06,600 --> 00:06:07,640 Coffee, coffee. 121 00:06:09,440 --> 00:06:10,130 Coffee? 122 00:06:10,280 --> 00:06:12,660 Greetings, fellow Fist Pump fans. 123 00:06:12,740 --> 00:06:14,840 May we help you get some tickets? 124 00:06:14,880 --> 00:06:15,570 What? 125 00:06:15,700 --> 00:06:17,080 Who are you? 126 00:06:17,080 --> 00:06:18,390 Coffee, coffee. 127 00:06:18,600 --> 00:06:20,060 As you can see, 128 00:06:20,200 --> 00:06:21,940 I am a giant Coffee Bean. 129 00:06:21,940 --> 00:06:23,680 I can bring you caffeine. 130 00:06:23,960 --> 00:06:25,450 Do you accept? 131 00:06:25,520 --> 00:06:26,550 Wait. What? 132 00:06:26,550 --> 00:06:29,720 Coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee. 133 00:06:29,720 --> 00:06:31,720 Aw, cool — a contract. Let's sign it. 134 00:06:33,720 --> 00:06:34,450 Coffee, coffee. 135 00:07:27,670 --> 00:07:28,620 Aw, man. 136 00:07:28,620 --> 00:07:31,540 I didn't know deluxe tickets were coated in diamonds. 137 00:07:31,540 --> 00:07:33,540 So cool. 138 00:07:33,640 --> 00:07:35,540 Where are the other two tickets? 139 00:07:37,780 --> 00:07:40,210 There's no other tickets, man. We only had enough for two. 140 00:07:40,210 --> 00:07:41,890 But we had a contract. 141 00:07:41,890 --> 00:07:43,430 Whoo! Fist pump! 142 00:07:43,560 --> 00:07:44,410 Whoo. Fist pump. 143 00:07:45,270 --> 00:07:47,930 Coffee, coffee, coffee. 144 00:07:48,060 --> 00:07:49,220 Dude, check it. 145 00:07:49,220 --> 00:07:50,160 Bang, bang! 146 00:07:50,270 --> 00:07:52,380 Dude, I've got two if you want to take one to the concert. 147 00:07:52,440 --> 00:07:53,770 Mordecai and Rigby, 148 00:07:53,770 --> 00:07:56,960 we are very excited for you to be the ones to see fist pump. 149 00:07:57,020 --> 00:07:59,940 Please accept this coffee to help you make it through concert. 150 00:08:00,030 --> 00:08:00,860 Thanks. 151 00:08:01,670 --> 00:08:03,850 Hey, what the- this isn't coffee. 152 00:08:06,080 --> 00:08:08,190 IT'S CHAMOMILE Tea, 153 00:08:08,190 --> 00:08:11,240 the sleepiest of all teas. 154 00:08:11,240 --> 00:08:12,450 Rigby, get the — 155 00:08:14,210 --> 00:08:15,280 ..tickets. 156 00:08:22,660 --> 00:08:25,260 Rigby, come on! They got the tickets. Come on, let's go, let's go! 157 00:08:26,570 --> 00:08:27,870 Fist pump. 158 00:08:30,070 --> 00:08:31,840 Now what are we supposed to do? 159 00:08:32,270 --> 00:08:33,890 Come on. I have an idea. 160 00:08:37,670 --> 00:08:41,380 You morons! Get back here and help me pick up my gum balls! 161 00:08:49,050 --> 00:08:50,670 Give us the tickets! 162 00:09:09,550 --> 00:09:11,500 Uh, Mordecai and Rigby. 163 00:09:12,290 --> 00:09:15,360 - Funny seeing you here. - A chain saw? Are you serious? 164 00:09:15,360 --> 00:09:17,360 I mean, what's up with the chain saw? 165 00:09:17,400 --> 00:09:18,910 Coffee! Coffee, coffee! 166 00:09:18,910 --> 00:09:20,420 Why didn't you buys us tickets? 167 00:09:20,450 --> 00:09:21,930 What are you talking about? 168 00:09:21,930 --> 00:09:23,870 We never said we'd buy you tickets. 169 00:09:23,870 --> 00:09:25,930 - But we had a contract. - Shut it! 170 00:09:27,480 --> 00:09:29,600 You know, at first I thought you were cool, 171 00:09:29,600 --> 00:09:32,600 but now I know that you're both total losers. 172 00:09:32,600 --> 00:09:33,980 Everybody hates you. 173 00:09:34,140 --> 00:09:36,740 Oh, and I just realized something. 174 00:09:36,740 --> 00:09:37,330 What? 175 00:09:37,410 --> 00:09:39,350 Your coffee sucks. 176 00:09:47,490 --> 00:09:49,210 - What's up, Mordecai? - Hey dude. 177 00:09:49,360 --> 00:09:50,630 Dude, there they are! 178 00:09:51,590 --> 00:09:52,690 We did it! 179 00:09:52,690 --> 00:09:53,890 Fist Pump! 180 00:09:53,890 --> 00:09:56,450 - Fist Pump! - I wonder where Margaret sittin'? 181 00:09:57,850 --> 00:09:58,930 Aw, sick. 182 00:09:58,960 --> 00:10:00,210 It's all sweaty. 183 00:10:02,120 --> 00:10:04,420 I just threw my shirt! 184 00:10:04,660 --> 00:10:06,930 Bring out Fist Pump! 185 00:10:06,930 --> 00:10:09,060 Let's do it! 186 00:10:09,060 --> 00:10:10,130 Hey, Mordecai. 187 00:10:10,130 --> 00:10:12,840 Hey, Margaret! Fist Pump. 188 00:10:12,840 --> 00:10:16,170 Mordecai, you have to meet my boyfriend — Slasher. 189 00:10:17,090 --> 00:10:19,630 Hey, Slasher, that's my friend Mordecai. 190 00:10:20,650 --> 00:10:23,750 You should tell your friend he should stop pumping it in the wind 191 00:10:23,750 --> 00:10:25,750 and start pumping it at the gym. 192 00:10:26,580 --> 00:10:27,990 Don't be such a jerk. 193 00:10:28,910 --> 00:10:29,840 You're dead. 194 00:10:31,810 --> 00:10:33,420 Oh, this sucks. 195 00:10:33,420 --> 00:10:36,540 Aw, don't worry about her. You'll get another chance. 196 00:10:43,750 --> 00:10:46,700 Dude, wake up! They're about to come out! 197 00:10:46,700 --> 00:10:47,200 Wait. 198 00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:49,170 Must.. stay awake.. 199 00:10:49,430 --> 00:10:52,550 must.. see best.. band.. of all.. time.. 200 00:10:53,010 --> 00:10:54,030 Aw, crap. 201 00:10:55,730 --> 00:10:56,910 HELLO! 202 00:10:56,910 --> 00:10:58,910 We are Fist Pump! 203 00:10:58,910 --> 00:11:00,910 One, two, three, four!