1 00:00:00,850 --> 00:00:08,450 Subtitle by: demonoic. www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:14,400 --> 00:00:15,680 Da-da-da-da-da! Dig Champs! 3 00:00:15,680 --> 00:00:19,880 Dude 4 00:00:19,980 --> 00:00:20,800 These are probably the best graphics I've ever seen in my life! 5 00:00:20,800 --> 00:00:22,770 Dude 6 00:00:28,400 --> 00:00:29,600 It looks just like the cover! 7 00:00:30,450 --> 00:00:32,490 Dude, let's play it. 8 00:00:36,355 --> 00:00:38,175 We should stretch it out first. 9 00:00:38,175 --> 00:00:41,345 We don't want to pull our "hammies," know what I'm sayin'? 10 00:00:41,855 --> 00:00:43,215 Hey, whatta ya doin'? 11 00:00:43,215 --> 00:00:44,165 Starting. 12 00:00:44,165 --> 00:00:46,645 Hurry up, and, pick your character! 13 00:00:46,905 --> 00:00:47,775 Aw, what? 14 00:00:47,855 --> 00:00:49,285 I wanted to be player one! 15 00:00:49,355 --> 00:00:49,965 Dude 16 00:00:49,965 --> 00:00:51,025 I'm player one. 17 00:00:51,025 --> 00:00:52,305 You're player two. 18 00:00:52,305 --> 00:00:53,495 I don't wanna be player two! 19 00:00:53,495 --> 00:00:55,195 He digs with a sucky pickaxe! 20 00:00:55,195 --> 00:00:56,625 I want the one with the shovel! 21 00:00:56,695 --> 00:00:58,155 Dude, they're exactly the same! 22 00:00:58,155 --> 00:00:59,945 Then why don't you be player two? 23 00:01:00,545 --> 00:01:02,195 I'm not using that sucky pickaxe! 24 00:01:02,485 --> 00:01:03,475 See? 25 00:01:03,475 --> 00:01:05,085 Dude, calm down! 26 00:01:05,115 --> 00:01:07,545 Let's play Punchies to see who gets to be player one. 27 00:01:07,705 --> 00:01:08,615 Fine! 28 00:01:12,595 --> 00:01:14,255 Looks like I'm player one. 29 00:01:14,355 --> 00:01:15,095 No! 30 00:01:15,125 --> 00:01:16,175 It's not fair! 31 00:01:16,175 --> 00:01:17,625 You always get your way! 32 00:01:17,625 --> 00:01:20,085 Let's play Punchies, let's play Punchies. 33 00:01:20,085 --> 00:01:21,005 I'm sick of it! 34 00:01:21,005 --> 00:01:22,925 Of course I'm not gonna beat you at punchies! 35 00:01:22,995 --> 00:01:25,585 Dude, you don't beat anybody at punchies. 36 00:01:25,585 --> 00:01:26,385 Yes I do! 37 00:01:26,385 --> 00:01:27,445 No you don't. 38 00:01:38,275 --> 00:01:39,165 Quick, doctor, 39 00:01:39,165 --> 00:01:41,185 both of these butt cheeks are unrecognizable. 40 00:01:41,245 --> 00:01:43,925 If we want anyone to be able to recognize this as a butt in the future, 41 00:01:44,005 --> 00:01:46,455 then we're gonna have to do a complete butt transplant, stat! 42 00:01:46,585 --> 00:01:48,255 Stop talking! 43 00:01:48,255 --> 00:01:50,715 There was only damage to the one cheek and you know it! 44 00:01:52,375 --> 00:01:53,215 That's right! 45 00:01:53,215 --> 00:01:55,215 We used to call you the One- Cheek Wonder! 46 00:01:55,215 --> 00:01:56,725 Dude, I'm bringin' it back. 47 00:01:56,725 --> 00:01:57,745 You better not! 48 00:01:57,745 --> 00:02:00,045 Is that One- Cheek wonder? 49 00:02:00,045 --> 00:02:01,945 I hope he's not trying to play 50 00:02:01,945 --> 00:02:04,365 Punchies with cheeks like that! 51 00:02:05,165 --> 00:02:05,925 Stop! 52 00:02:05,925 --> 00:02:06,905 Don't look at them! 53 00:02:06,905 --> 00:02:07,985 I'll win at punchies, 54 00:02:07,985 --> 00:02:08,905 you'll see! 55 00:02:12,885 --> 00:02:14,225 Dumb Mordecai! 56 00:02:14,225 --> 00:02:15,475 I hate you! 57 00:02:15,545 --> 00:02:18,035 You better not be messin' up my side of the room! 58 00:02:20,535 --> 00:02:21,945 You're ruining my life! 59 00:02:30,745 --> 00:02:32,075 Stupid bo- 60 00:02:32,485 --> 00:02:32,945 - ok? 61 00:02:33,435 --> 00:02:35,195 Death Kwon Do? 62 00:02:36,255 --> 00:02:39,805 "Learn kicks, chops and punches in moments." 63 00:02:39,905 --> 00:02:42,365 "Unlock your full potential today"? 64 00:02:43,235 --> 00:02:45,355 Yes! 65 00:02:47,485 --> 00:02:49,085 It's a touching story. 66 00:02:49,355 --> 00:02:50,275 Really, it is. 67 00:02:50,475 --> 00:02:51,955 But I don't know if you're ready 68 00:02:51,955 --> 00:02:53,235 for Death Kwon Do. 69 00:02:53,515 --> 00:02:54,435 Why not? 70 00:02:54,615 --> 00:02:57,505 Death Kwon Do is all about self defense. 71 00:02:57,685 --> 00:02:58,845 But from the sound of it, 72 00:02:58,845 --> 00:03:00,325 you just want to hit harder. 73 00:03:01,245 --> 00:03:01,905 No? 74 00:03:02,185 --> 00:03:03,545 Can you just teach me something? 75 00:03:04,705 --> 00:03:05,845 Determination. 76 00:03:06,055 --> 00:03:06,795 I like that. 77 00:03:07,075 --> 00:03:10,335 Okay, I'll teach you some beginner defensive moves. 78 00:03:10,635 --> 00:03:11,685 All you gotta do is 79 00:03:11,685 --> 00:03:13,855 pick from the sacred text 80 00:03:13,855 --> 00:03:15,825 of Death Kwon Do 81 00:03:17,345 --> 00:03:18,545 Let's see, we can start you off 82 00:03:18,545 --> 00:03:20,545 with "Bicep Flex of Death." 83 00:03:21,835 --> 00:03:23,885 Or there's the "Leg Lifts of Death." 84 00:03:23,885 --> 00:03:25,345 That's a good beginner's move. 85 00:03:25,345 --> 00:03:27,415 Or the "Pelvic Thrust of Death." 86 00:03:27,415 --> 00:03:29,545 That's one of my personal favorites. 87 00:03:30,005 --> 00:03:30,815 That one. 88 00:03:30,875 --> 00:03:31,975 That's the one I want. 89 00:03:32,095 --> 00:03:33,755 "The Death Punch." 90 00:03:36,635 --> 00:03:39,615 That I'm afraid is not for beginners. 91 00:03:39,625 --> 00:03:40,945 What, why? 92 00:03:40,975 --> 00:03:43,785 Because you only want to use it to beat up your friends. 93 00:03:43,785 --> 00:03:45,435 You're not pure of heart! 94 00:03:45,485 --> 00:03:46,125 What? 95 00:03:46,255 --> 00:03:48,015 Don't call me not pure of heart! 96 00:03:48,085 --> 00:03:49,855 What about you with your crappy mullet? 97 00:03:49,855 --> 00:03:51,285 You're the one who's not pure of heart! 98 00:03:51,285 --> 00:03:52,235 That's it! 99 00:03:52,355 --> 00:03:55,355 I'm turning my back on you and counting to three! 100 00:03:55,485 --> 00:03:56,405 Of death. 101 00:03:56,655 --> 00:03:58,455 And when I turn back around 102 00:03:58,455 --> 00:03:59,915 you're toast! 103 00:04:00,095 --> 00:04:00,905 One 104 00:04:01,035 --> 00:04:01,905 Of death. 105 00:04:02,065 --> 00:04:02,975 Two 106 00:04:03,135 --> 00:04:04,585 Of death. 107 00:04:07,225 --> 00:04:11,425 No! 108 00:04:11,595 --> 00:04:12,315 Sensei, 109 00:04:13,545 --> 00:04:16,175 I think somebody just death kwon clogged the toilet. 110 00:04:16,305 --> 00:04:21,255 No! 111 00:04:55,205 --> 00:04:56,915 Time to take this baby for a 112 00:04:56,915 --> 00:04:58,345 test drive. 113 00:05:07,735 --> 00:05:09,145 Oh no, 114 00:05:09,345 --> 00:05:10,345 Bro! 115 00:05:28,025 --> 00:05:30,665 You're next, Mordecai! 116 00:05:35,775 --> 00:05:36,625 All right, Rigby. 117 00:05:36,725 --> 00:05:37,995 Cry baby time's over. 118 00:05:37,995 --> 00:05:39,235 Come on, let's go get some food. 119 00:05:39,235 --> 00:05:39,915 I'm buying. 120 00:05:40,665 --> 00:05:41,435 What? 121 00:05:42,025 --> 00:05:43,045 Rigby! 122 00:05:44,735 --> 00:05:46,425 He's gonna pay for this. 123 00:05:47,575 --> 00:05:49,615 Death Kwon Do? 124 00:05:49,825 --> 00:05:51,615 Where are you, Mordecai? 125 00:05:51,685 --> 00:05:53,865 I wanna play you punchies! 126 00:05:54,635 --> 00:05:55,395 Hey, mister, 127 00:05:55,395 --> 00:05:56,575 have you seen Mordecai? 128 00:05:56,985 --> 00:05:57,425 No. 129 00:05:57,545 --> 00:05:58,545 Who's.. 130 00:05:58,925 --> 00:05:59,985 Have you seen 'im? 131 00:05:59,985 --> 00:06:00,615 Seen.. 132 00:06:01,715 --> 00:06:02,615 How 'bout you? 133 00:06:05,715 --> 00:06:07,905 so you think you're gonna beat me at punchies? 134 00:06:07,965 --> 00:06:09,545 Well, I've got news for you. 135 00:06:09,775 --> 00:06:11,715 I know your little secret. 136 00:06:27,615 --> 00:06:29,175 Now massage this foot! 137 00:06:29,265 --> 00:06:31,195 But I already did that one. 138 00:06:31,475 --> 00:06:32,495 Then rub it again! 139 00:06:32,495 --> 00:06:34,205 Unless you want to get punched again! 140 00:06:34,625 --> 00:06:35,535 And Pops, 141 00:06:35,535 --> 00:06:36,825 what's with the easy-breezy? 142 00:06:36,825 --> 00:06:37,685 Speed it up! 143 00:06:37,685 --> 00:06:40,275 My pepperonis are roasting down here! 144 00:06:41,555 --> 00:06:42,295 Muscle Man, 145 00:06:42,295 --> 00:06:43,835 you see Mordecai yet? 146 00:06:45,005 --> 00:06:46,905 I can't see anything. 147 00:06:46,925 --> 00:06:48,905 I'm right here, Rigby! 148 00:06:49,195 --> 00:06:50,225 Gimme those! 149 00:06:54,135 --> 00:06:56,775 Looks like you've learned the ways of Death Kwon Do. 150 00:06:56,845 --> 00:07:00,185 Looks like you know how to say things people are already aware of. 151 00:07:00,185 --> 00:07:00,875 Whatever! 152 00:07:00,875 --> 00:07:02,875 You can't handle The Death Punch! 153 00:07:03,145 --> 00:07:05,225 That sounds like a challenge. 154 00:07:05,365 --> 00:07:07,805 That's because maybe it IS a challenge! 155 00:07:07,905 --> 00:07:09,895 Well then what're you doing up there? 156 00:07:09,995 --> 00:07:11,665 Muscle Man, High Fives, 157 00:07:11,945 --> 00:07:13,275 Carry me down. 158 00:07:15,095 --> 00:07:16,065 Don't drop me! 159 00:07:16,405 --> 00:07:17,465 Be careful! 160 00:07:19,285 --> 00:07:20,595 Leaning, leaning! 161 00:07:20,675 --> 00:07:21,645 Here, here! 162 00:07:21,695 --> 00:07:22,695 Set me here. 163 00:07:27,115 --> 00:07:28,685 What move did you learn? 164 00:07:29,145 --> 00:07:31,205 Why don't you come over here and find out. 165 00:07:41,655 --> 00:07:42,215 What? 166 00:07:45,005 --> 00:07:46,895 How come you're not dead yet? 167 00:07:47,105 --> 00:07:48,705 Probably because I learned 168 00:07:48,765 --> 00:07:50,935 "The Death Block." 169 00:07:52,985 --> 00:07:54,705 It worked pretty good for a first try, 170 00:07:54,975 --> 00:07:57,505 either that or your Death Punch totally blows! 171 00:07:57,505 --> 00:07:58,665 I'll kill you! 172 00:08:01,675 --> 00:08:03,675 You're never gonna beat me at punchies! 173 00:08:17,345 --> 00:08:18,775 Are you finished yet? 174 00:08:18,845 --> 00:08:20,535 Not until I smash you! 175 00:08:25,325 --> 00:08:25,865 What? 176 00:08:25,865 --> 00:08:27,375 Are you afraid of a little lava? 177 00:08:29,745 --> 00:08:31,355 Dude, this is serious! 178 00:08:31,405 --> 00:08:32,635 We've gotta get out of here! 179 00:08:32,635 --> 00:08:33,385 Never! 180 00:08:33,385 --> 00:08:35,385 Not until I beat you at punchies! 181 00:08:37,545 --> 00:08:38,605 Dude, stop! 182 00:08:38,605 --> 00:08:39,785 We're gonna die! 183 00:08:39,835 --> 00:08:40,905 I don't care! 184 00:08:40,905 --> 00:08:42,715 I'm sick of you always winning! 185 00:08:59,905 --> 00:09:02,925 I'm not quitting 'till I win! 186 00:09:12,525 --> 00:09:14,135 You got me, you got me! 187 00:09:14,785 --> 00:09:15,345 You got me. 188 00:09:15,345 --> 00:09:16,005 You win! 189 00:09:16,005 --> 00:09:17,905 We have to stop now 'cause I lost. 190 00:09:18,695 --> 00:09:20,765 I told ya I was gonna win! 191 00:09:20,765 --> 00:09:21,845 In yo face! 192 00:09:22,855 --> 00:09:25,215 I finally get to be player one! 193 00:09:25,315 --> 00:09:26,055 What? 194 00:09:26,085 --> 00:09:27,435 That's what this is about? 195 00:09:27,525 --> 00:09:29,585 You just wanted to be player one? 196 00:09:30,025 --> 00:09:32,585 That's all I ever wanted! 197 00:09:32,635 --> 00:09:34,805 Dude, you can totally be player one. 198 00:09:36,325 --> 00:09:37,745 Dude, quit crying. 199 00:09:37,745 --> 00:09:39,335 I said you could be player one. 200 00:09:39,345 --> 00:09:40,265 I know, 201 00:09:40,265 --> 00:09:43,025 but what good is being player one now? 202 00:09:43,225 --> 00:09:46,865 We're just gonna die in this lava! 203 00:09:47,035 --> 00:09:48,145 Don't worry, dude. 204 00:09:48,145 --> 00:09:50,115 I can get us away from the lava. 205 00:09:50,525 --> 00:09:51,535 Really? 206 00:09:51,595 --> 00:09:52,445 How? 207 00:09:52,485 --> 00:09:55,555 You think I'm dumb enough to steal only one Death Kwon Do move? 208 00:09:55,655 --> 00:09:56,145 Wha-? 209 00:09:56,155 --> 00:09:57,905 Now, how do you wanna get outta here? 210 00:09:57,985 --> 00:09:59,115 "The Death Jump" 211 00:09:59,245 --> 00:10:00,555 or "The Death Dump"? 212 00:10:01,655 --> 00:10:02,495 Sick! 213 00:10:02,905 --> 00:10:04,265 Better go with the Death Jump. 214 00:10:04,465 --> 00:10:05,555 Hold on tight. 215 00:10:11,625 --> 00:10:12,605 Look! 216 00:10:16,975 --> 00:10:17,965 Why yes sir, 217 00:10:17,995 --> 00:10:19,375 I have the Death Jump 218 00:10:19,375 --> 00:10:21,525 and the Death Dump right he- 219 00:10:22,295 --> 00:10:25,055 No! 220 00:10:27,745 --> 00:10:28,505 Dig Champs! 221 00:10:29,975 --> 00:10:31,945 It's finally happening! 222 00:10:32,525 --> 00:10:35,265 For once being a huge baby actually worked out for you! 223 00:10:35,265 --> 00:10:36,625 Stop talking! 224 00:10:37,315 --> 00:10:38,975 Dude, just hurry up and play. 225 00:10:39,045 --> 00:10:41,435 You're just gonna die right at the beginning anyway. 226 00:10:43,935 --> 00:10:44,885 I'll show you! 227 00:10:49,875 --> 00:10:50,665 What? 228 00:10:50,875 --> 00:10:51,945 Snails are bad? 229 00:10:51,945 --> 00:10:53,285 I thought snails were good! 230 00:10:53,435 --> 00:10:54,145 No, dude. 231 00:10:54,195 --> 00:10:55,355 Snails are bad. 232 00:10:56,575 --> 00:10:57,725 This sucks! 233 00:10:58,325 --> 00:10:59,625 I wanna be player two.