1 00:00:03,620 --> 00:00:08,810 Subtitle by: demonoic. www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:15,379 --> 00:00:16,859 I found it in the trash in the back. 3 00:00:16,919 --> 00:00:18,369 Isn't it cool? 4 00:00:18,649 --> 00:00:19,089 Dude, 5 00:00:19,089 --> 00:00:21,089 you gotta stop pulling stuff out of the trash. 6 00:00:21,109 --> 00:00:22,009 It's unnatural. 7 00:00:22,009 --> 00:00:23,089 You're unnatural! 8 00:00:23,089 --> 00:00:23,679 Besides, 9 00:00:23,679 --> 00:00:24,519 this is different. 10 00:00:24,519 --> 00:00:26,429 It's a treasure from the past. 11 00:00:26,569 --> 00:00:28,149 It is a pretty sweet plate. 12 00:00:28,179 --> 00:00:29,729 We should put some food on this baby! 13 00:00:31,039 --> 00:00:31,909 Agreed. 14 00:00:32,119 --> 00:00:32,939 You know what would look 15 00:00:32,939 --> 00:00:34,129 great on this plate? 16 00:00:34,389 --> 00:00:36,849 Chocolate cake! 17 00:00:37,339 --> 00:00:38,099 Yes! 18 00:00:38,439 --> 00:00:40,939 But how can we afford something as good as chocolate cake? 19 00:00:41,039 --> 00:00:41,909 Don't worry, dude. 20 00:00:41,919 --> 00:00:43,679 I think I know where we can get one. 21 00:00:45,579 --> 00:00:46,489 Check it, dude. 22 00:00:46,489 --> 00:00:47,489 Cake mix. 23 00:00:47,519 --> 00:00:48,509 Add some water, 24 00:00:48,509 --> 00:00:49,849 slap it in the oven, 25 00:00:49,899 --> 00:00:52,679 pull that greasy pig out and BAM! 26 00:00:52,679 --> 00:00:54,219 you've got yourself a cake, baby. 27 00:00:54,219 --> 00:00:56,219 I can't wait to eat that greasy pig. 28 00:00:56,649 --> 00:00:57,039 Wait, 29 00:00:57,079 --> 00:00:58,189 how much does it cost? 30 00:00:58,929 --> 00:00:59,929 A buck fifty. 31 00:01:01,439 --> 00:01:03,609 I told you cake mix is too expensive. 32 00:01:05,709 --> 00:01:08,619 Do you know the bride or the groom? 33 00:01:10,089 --> 00:01:11,099 The one with the cake? 34 00:01:16,839 --> 00:01:18,519 We don't have cakes. 35 00:01:28,089 --> 00:01:28,559 Well, 36 00:01:28,689 --> 00:01:30,009 I'm all out of ideas. 37 00:01:30,419 --> 00:01:31,189 I got it! 38 00:01:31,189 --> 00:01:33,189 There's that chocolate cake at the snack bar! 39 00:01:34,409 --> 00:01:36,839 But Benson will only let you have it for free if it's your birthday. 40 00:01:36,839 --> 00:01:38,629 Who is to say it's not my birthday? 41 00:01:38,999 --> 00:01:40,659 Who is to say it's not MY birthday? 42 00:01:40,939 --> 00:01:43,139 Free cake! Free cake! 43 00:01:43,139 --> 00:01:45,029 It's neither of your birthdays. 44 00:01:46,229 --> 00:01:47,889 He's killing us with that! 45 00:01:47,999 --> 00:01:50,559 No cake. No cake. 46 00:01:50,679 --> 00:01:53,339 But it IS Skips' birthday! 47 00:01:53,569 --> 00:01:55,679 Free cake! Free cake! 48 00:01:55,679 --> 00:01:58,149 He's really private about it. 49 00:01:58,309 --> 00:02:00,969 No cake. No cake. 50 00:02:01,099 --> 00:02:01,989 Come to think of it, 51 00:02:02,019 --> 00:02:04,479 I don't think we've ever had a party for Skips. 52 00:02:04,759 --> 00:02:06,419 If memory serves, 53 00:02:06,729 --> 00:02:08,849 Skips secludes himself in the woods 54 00:02:08,849 --> 00:02:10,849 every year on the day of his birth. 55 00:02:11,309 --> 00:02:11,809 So, wait? 56 00:02:12,049 --> 00:02:14,249 You guys have never thrown a party for Skips? 57 00:02:14,369 --> 00:02:14,859 No. 58 00:02:14,859 --> 00:02:15,909 Dude, that sucks! 59 00:02:15,909 --> 00:02:18,539 - Skips totally deserves a party! - And cake! 60 00:02:18,669 --> 00:02:19,949 Whenever something goes wrong, 61 00:02:19,949 --> 00:02:21,229 it's Skips who fixes it. 62 00:02:21,229 --> 00:02:22,999 He's always there for us, 63 00:02:22,999 --> 00:02:23,989 no matter what. 64 00:02:24,429 --> 00:02:25,039 I bet, 65 00:02:25,219 --> 00:02:26,419 Skips wants a party! 66 00:02:26,419 --> 00:02:28,319 But he's such a quiet guy he doesn't know how to ask! 67 00:02:28,399 --> 00:02:29,629 We owe him a party! 68 00:02:29,699 --> 00:02:30,619 And also a cake! 69 00:02:32,289 --> 00:02:33,689 Good show, 70 00:02:33,689 --> 00:02:35,299 jolly good show! 71 00:02:35,409 --> 00:02:37,859 Benson, the soiree for Skips, 72 00:02:37,859 --> 00:02:40,209 what a crackerjack idea! 73 00:02:40,759 --> 00:02:41,419 You're right. 74 00:02:41,669 --> 00:02:42,269 Fine! 75 00:02:42,269 --> 00:02:43,999 If you two get Skips on board 76 00:02:43,999 --> 00:02:45,259 we'll throw a party for him. 77 00:02:45,899 --> 00:02:47,819 We know how to get him on board. 78 00:02:49,909 --> 00:02:50,519 Okay! 79 00:02:50,859 --> 00:02:52,779 How will we get him on board? 80 00:02:53,359 --> 00:02:54,159 I know! 81 00:02:54,189 --> 00:02:55,509 Let's get a van! 82 00:02:57,569 --> 00:02:59,269 Happy birthday, Skips! 83 00:02:59,429 --> 00:02:59,999 BAM! 84 00:02:59,999 --> 00:03:00,959 Free cake! 85 00:03:02,339 --> 00:03:03,269 No, dude. 86 00:03:03,439 --> 00:03:04,669 That's kidnapping. 87 00:03:05,179 --> 00:03:06,669 But we can't just tell him. 88 00:03:06,699 --> 00:03:07,649 You heard Benson, 89 00:03:07,649 --> 00:03:08,999 Skips isn't in of this stuff. 90 00:03:09,259 --> 00:03:10,249 I know, but dude, 91 00:03:10,249 --> 00:03:11,129 Skips is cool! 92 00:03:11,129 --> 00:03:13,319 We should just go and tell him we gonna throw him a party. 93 00:03:13,909 --> 00:03:15,319 Lame! 94 00:03:15,389 --> 00:03:15,799 What? 95 00:03:15,799 --> 00:03:16,619 What's wrong with that? 96 00:03:16,619 --> 00:03:17,369 Two things: 97 00:03:17,409 --> 00:03:17,879 One 98 00:03:17,879 --> 00:03:19,339 no surprise and two 99 00:03:19,409 --> 00:03:20,559 no vans! 100 00:03:20,979 --> 00:03:21,539 That's it! 101 00:03:21,609 --> 00:03:22,299 What? Vans? 102 00:03:22,359 --> 00:03:23,479 No! Surprise! 103 00:03:23,559 --> 00:03:23,939 Dude, 104 00:03:23,939 --> 00:03:25,649 We should throw Skips a surprise party! 105 00:03:25,699 --> 00:03:27,649 Dude, that's perfect! 106 00:03:27,659 --> 00:03:29,089 Yeah I know. 107 00:03:29,139 --> 00:03:32,279 'Cause no one can say NO to a surprise party! 108 00:03:32,279 --> 00:03:33,489 'Cause they can't! 109 00:03:33,529 --> 00:03:35,829 Free cake! Free cake! 110 00:03:36,579 --> 00:03:37,199 No, 111 00:03:37,199 --> 00:03:40,029 I don't wanna hang out with you guys at 8 o'clock tonight. 112 00:03:40,139 --> 00:03:41,209 Well, then.. 113 00:03:41,209 --> 00:03:42,459 How about later tonight? 114 00:03:42,609 --> 00:03:43,109 No! 115 00:03:43,109 --> 00:03:44,719 I wanna be left alone! 116 00:03:47,709 --> 00:03:48,699 What do we do now? 117 00:03:49,479 --> 00:03:50,109 Dude! 118 00:03:50,309 --> 00:03:50,899 Check it! 119 00:03:51,209 --> 00:03:53,259 We'd just lie to Benson and get the cake first, 120 00:03:53,259 --> 00:03:55,029 and figure out the Skips part later. 121 00:03:56,349 --> 00:03:58,479 Sounds like a cake of the idea to me. 122 00:03:58,509 --> 00:04:00,729 Free cake! Free cake! 123 00:04:01,829 --> 00:04:04,029 Skips totally wants a birthday party. 124 00:04:04,059 --> 00:04:04,589 Really? 125 00:04:04,599 --> 00:04:05,999 How did you convince him? 126 00:04:06,229 --> 00:04:07,509 We told him there's gonna be cake. 127 00:04:08,019 --> 00:04:10,009 He wants an extra-large chocolate one! 128 00:04:10,119 --> 00:04:10,959 Really? 129 00:04:11,599 --> 00:04:12,299 8 o'clock. 130 00:04:12,349 --> 00:04:12,989 His place. 131 00:04:13,119 --> 00:04:14,239 But he wants it to be a surprise, 132 00:04:14,239 --> 00:04:15,619 so if you see him don't say anything. 133 00:04:18,259 --> 00:04:18,899 Okay. 134 00:04:19,169 --> 00:04:21,199 Here's the key to the cake in a snack bar. 135 00:04:21,459 --> 00:04:22,709 I guess I'll see you at 8. 136 00:04:22,989 --> 00:04:25,309 BUT IF YOU MORONS ARE LYING TO ME, 137 00:04:25,309 --> 00:04:28,059 YOU'LL BE ON DISH DUTY FOR THE NEXT MONTH! 138 00:04:38,879 --> 00:04:39,519 We did it! 139 00:04:39,519 --> 00:04:40,209 Let's eat it! 140 00:04:40,229 --> 00:04:40,899 No! 141 00:04:40,979 --> 00:04:42,119 You heard Benson. 142 00:04:42,149 --> 00:04:43,459 Do you wanna be on dish duty? 143 00:04:44,959 --> 00:04:45,629 Fine! 144 00:04:45,629 --> 00:04:46,549 We'll do dish duty. 145 00:04:46,789 --> 00:04:47,569 No, dude. 146 00:04:47,619 --> 00:04:48,949 We have to get Skips. 147 00:04:51,079 --> 00:04:52,479 Are you sure Skips is even here? 148 00:04:52,559 --> 00:04:55,069 Pops said Skips secludes himself in the woods. 149 00:04:55,099 --> 00:04:56,139 Where else should we look? 150 00:04:58,479 --> 00:04:59,549 Don't touch that cake. 151 00:04:59,549 --> 00:05:00,909 It's a medical emergency! 152 00:05:00,949 --> 00:05:02,359 You just ate a sandwich! 153 00:05:02,359 --> 00:05:03,409 Are you a doctor now? 154 00:05:03,409 --> 00:05:05,489 Did you go a medical school in a past 5 minutes? 155 00:05:05,539 --> 00:05:07,859 We're saving it for the party, and that's THAT. 156 00:05:09,679 --> 00:05:10,529 Do you see them? 157 00:05:10,679 --> 00:05:11,569 Not yet! 158 00:05:11,749 --> 00:05:13,469 Hit the lights. It's almost 8 p.m. 159 00:05:16,069 --> 00:05:20,989 Skips is gonna be so surprised when he comes and sees us totally naked! 160 00:05:21,019 --> 00:05:22,169 It's not that kind of 161 00:05:22,169 --> 00:05:23,499 party, Muscle Man! 162 00:05:25,239 --> 00:05:26,569 Don't turn on the lights! 163 00:05:28,069 --> 00:05:29,359 Man, it's almost 8. 164 00:05:29,359 --> 00:05:31,069 We're not gonna find him, let's just eat it! 165 00:05:31,119 --> 00:05:32,419 No. 166 00:05:32,699 --> 00:05:33,829 Benson's gonna get pissed, 167 00:05:33,829 --> 00:05:34,719 so we shouldn't. 168 00:05:34,759 --> 00:05:36,719 Benson's gonna get like that no matter what. 169 00:05:37,059 --> 00:05:38,719 Better to have no regrets! 170 00:05:38,929 --> 00:05:39,509 Dude! 171 00:05:39,509 --> 00:05:40,199 No! 172 00:05:40,939 --> 00:05:41,809 RIGBY! 173 00:05:42,119 --> 00:05:43,479 GET OFF! 174 00:05:50,699 --> 00:05:51,689 Dude! Quit it! 175 00:05:51,769 --> 00:05:53,089 You're ruining the cake! 176 00:05:54,789 --> 00:05:55,299 Wait! 177 00:05:55,369 --> 00:05:55,959 What's that? 178 00:05:58,009 --> 00:05:58,979 Sounds like some kind of.. 179 00:05:59,079 --> 00:06:00,979 weird Aztec ritual.. 180 00:06:01,239 --> 00:06:02,719 I think it's coming from over there. 181 00:06:02,869 --> 00:06:03,839 We should go to check it out. 182 00:06:03,949 --> 00:06:04,559 That's funny. 183 00:06:04,679 --> 00:06:06,379 Usually, if there's a strange noise in the woods, 184 00:06:06,509 --> 00:06:07,479 you don't check it out. 185 00:06:08,469 --> 00:06:09,089 Mordecai? 186 00:06:14,989 --> 00:06:16,179 What's Skips doing? 187 00:06:16,429 --> 00:06:16,999 I don't know. 188 00:06:17,349 --> 00:06:18,939 But it looks kind of important. 189 00:06:19,759 --> 00:06:21,269 Maybe we should leave him alone. 190 00:06:21,419 --> 00:06:22,389 What about the cake? 191 00:06:22,499 --> 00:06:24,259 Would you forget about the cake for a minute? 192 00:06:24,389 --> 00:06:25,109 Rigby! 193 00:06:26,229 --> 00:06:27,579 You're coming with us, Skips! 194 00:06:27,579 --> 00:06:28,889 What are you doing! 195 00:06:30,929 --> 00:06:31,659 Fools! 196 00:06:32,089 --> 00:06:34,339 You interrupted my spirit dance! 197 00:06:34,439 --> 00:06:36,969 You don't realize what you've done! 198 00:06:54,019 --> 00:06:54,809 Skips! 199 00:06:54,929 --> 00:06:57,979 You have broken the pacts with the Guardians of Youth! 200 00:06:58,099 --> 00:06:58,559 Gary! 201 00:06:58,669 --> 00:06:59,999 You don't have to do this! 202 00:07:00,479 --> 00:07:00,969 Listen! 203 00:07:01,119 --> 00:07:02,409 I'm just doing my job. 204 00:07:07,119 --> 00:07:07,499 Wait! 205 00:07:07,549 --> 00:07:08,679 Where are you taking him? 206 00:07:08,779 --> 00:07:10,419 I'm only the chauffeur. 207 00:07:12,479 --> 00:07:12,989 Dude! 208 00:07:13,199 --> 00:07:14,989 I think we just screwed Skips! 209 00:07:15,089 --> 00:07:16,119 And ourselves! 210 00:07:16,139 --> 00:07:17,779 No Skips, no cake! 211 00:07:17,909 --> 00:07:18,499 Come on! 212 00:07:18,499 --> 00:07:19,809 We better follow him! 213 00:07:34,289 --> 00:07:35,049 Dude! 214 00:07:35,199 --> 00:07:36,489 What the.. 215 00:07:42,419 --> 00:07:42,959 Dude! 216 00:07:42,959 --> 00:07:44,439 What's with the babies? 217 00:07:44,619 --> 00:07:46,029 We've got to get Skips back to the park. 218 00:07:46,429 --> 00:07:46,999 Shut up! 219 00:07:50,479 --> 00:07:52,249 Guardians of Eternal Youth! 220 00:07:52,369 --> 00:07:53,629 I have brought you 221 00:07:53,849 --> 00:07:54,909 the condemned! 222 00:07:55,259 --> 00:07:56,489 Skips! 223 00:07:56,539 --> 00:07:59,769 You have failed to complete the Spirit Dance! 224 00:07:59,809 --> 00:08:03,219 And thus the pact you made with us for eternal youth 225 00:08:03,349 --> 00:08:04,889 has been broken! 226 00:08:04,959 --> 00:08:07,459 Now you shall shrivel into dust 227 00:08:07,519 --> 00:08:08,999 and disappear! 228 00:08:09,109 --> 00:08:10,379 Forever! 229 00:08:19,289 --> 00:08:20,869 SKIPS! 230 00:08:24,479 --> 00:08:25,049 Wait! 231 00:08:25,239 --> 00:08:25,709 Wait! 232 00:08:25,739 --> 00:08:26,729 It's not his fault! 233 00:08:26,779 --> 00:08:27,979 What's done 234 00:08:28,029 --> 00:08:29,159 is done! 235 00:08:29,489 --> 00:08:30,829 But this is our fault! 236 00:08:30,929 --> 00:08:33,159 We interrupted the dance before he could finish! 237 00:08:33,869 --> 00:08:35,509 Let him finish that dance thing! 238 00:08:35,609 --> 00:08:39,499 The decision of the Guardians cannot be overturned! 239 00:08:43,639 --> 00:08:44,919 SKIPS! 240 00:08:45,759 --> 00:08:47,039 We're sorry, Skips! 241 00:08:47,099 --> 00:08:48,299 Yeah, we're sorry! 242 00:08:48,779 --> 00:08:50,909 We just wanna to throw you a surprise party! 243 00:08:51,729 --> 00:08:53,459 It was going to be really cool. 244 00:08:53,499 --> 00:08:55,239 We were gonna eat cake.. 245 00:08:55,279 --> 00:08:55,979 Cake? 246 00:08:56,149 --> 00:08:58,229 Did someone say cake? 247 00:08:58,709 --> 00:08:59,139 No! 248 00:08:59,139 --> 00:08:59,779 There's no cake! 249 00:08:59,809 --> 00:09:01,299 Wait, brothers! 250 00:09:01,369 --> 00:09:03,299 I smell cake! 251 00:09:03,519 --> 00:09:05,299 Do you smell it as well? 252 00:09:05,359 --> 00:09:06,459 I smell cake! 253 00:09:06,459 --> 00:09:07,149 As do I! 254 00:09:07,149 --> 00:09:08,389 Cake! Cake! 255 00:09:08,389 --> 00:09:08,819 Wait! 256 00:09:08,819 --> 00:09:10,069 You guys like cake? 257 00:09:10,089 --> 00:09:12,269 Yes! Yes! We love it! 258 00:09:12,319 --> 00:09:13,479 Give me the cake, dude! 259 00:09:13,479 --> 00:09:14,529 No way! 260 00:09:15,909 --> 00:09:17,419 So, you're telling me you like 261 00:09:17,549 --> 00:09:18,389 cake? 262 00:09:18,699 --> 00:09:21,019 The blue one has cake! Cake! 263 00:09:21,019 --> 00:09:22,459 Give us the cake! 264 00:09:23,279 --> 00:09:24,839 The cake for Skips! 265 00:09:24,909 --> 00:09:26,489 Mordecai, what are you doing? 266 00:09:26,579 --> 00:09:27,079 Dude! 267 00:09:27,079 --> 00:09:29,129 Do you want Skips to die on his birthday? 268 00:09:31,389 --> 00:09:32,299 All right! 269 00:09:32,719 --> 00:09:34,219 Do we have a deal? 270 00:09:37,239 --> 00:09:39,219 What flavor is it? 271 00:09:39,619 --> 00:09:40,569 Chocolate! 272 00:09:43,019 --> 00:09:45,559 We have reached a new decision! 273 00:09:45,629 --> 00:09:48,879 We will restore Skips' youth in exchange 274 00:09:48,879 --> 00:09:50,359 for your cake! 275 00:09:52,719 --> 00:09:54,229 Now change him back! 276 00:09:54,229 --> 00:09:55,409 Done! 277 00:10:01,849 --> 00:10:02,589 What! 278 00:10:02,639 --> 00:10:04,009 They are not even eating it! 279 00:10:04,009 --> 00:10:06,529 They're just smushing it on their faces! 280 00:10:06,869 --> 00:10:07,719 Be gone with you! 281 00:10:11,139 --> 00:10:13,109 Surprise! 282 00:10:13,169 --> 00:10:15,999 Let the merry making commence! 283 00:10:18,939 --> 00:10:21,329 You guys almost kill me for some cake? 284 00:10:21,509 --> 00:10:22,139 Here, Skips! 285 00:10:22,139 --> 00:10:23,419 We've got you a birthday present! 286 00:10:23,529 --> 00:10:25,539 It says: SKIPS; GODFATHER OF SOUL! 287 00:10:26,419 --> 00:10:29,989 No one's ever thrown me a birthday party before. 288 00:10:30,399 --> 00:10:31,129 Thanks! 289 00:10:31,379 --> 00:10:32,549 So, where's the cake? 290 00:10:33,649 --> 00:10:34,249 Cake? 291 00:10:34,299 --> 00:10:35,929 I don't remember anything about cake. 292 00:10:35,989 --> 00:10:36,719 Me neither. 293 00:10:36,719 --> 00:10:37,929 Must be a misunderstanding. 294 00:10:38,969 --> 00:10:40,209 The cake from the snack bar! 295 00:10:40,209 --> 00:10:42,609 Oh, you wanna that cake for this party? 296 00:10:45,379 --> 00:10:46,989 I mean what a mix-up, right? 297 00:10:46,989 --> 00:10:48,439 The important thing is we are all together. 298 00:10:49,089 --> 00:10:51,239 I knew I couldn't trust you, idiots! 299 00:10:51,309 --> 00:10:53,239 You're lucky Pops brought a spare! 300 00:10:53,379 --> 00:10:54,749 Happy birthday, Skips! 301 00:10:56,759 --> 00:10:57,499 Yes! 302 00:10:57,579 --> 00:10:58,419 Finally! 303 00:11:00,109 --> 00:11:01,339 Vanilla..