1 00:00:04,080 --> 00:00:10,140 Subtitle by: demonoic. www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:12,161 --> 00:00:13,981 Mordecai, Mordecai! 3 00:00:14,061 --> 00:00:15,151 Oh, there you are. 4 00:00:15,151 --> 00:00:17,151 You want half of this grilled cheese? 5 00:00:18,311 --> 00:00:20,551 Is that a grilled cheese deluxe from Cheezer's? 6 00:00:20,551 --> 00:00:21,371 Yes it is. 7 00:00:21,881 --> 00:00:22,811 Then, yes. 8 00:00:25,871 --> 00:00:27,541 How did you manage this? 9 00:00:27,591 --> 00:00:28,361 I bought it. 10 00:00:28,491 --> 00:00:29,351 With money. 11 00:00:29,591 --> 00:00:30,861 Nice! 12 00:00:31,151 --> 00:00:33,011 You know what would go good with these sandwiches? 13 00:00:33,141 --> 00:00:35,571 Funny internet videos! 14 00:00:35,801 --> 00:00:36,871 Dude, check this out. 15 00:00:36,871 --> 00:00:37,341 No, wait! 16 00:00:37,341 --> 00:00:38,341 I know a really good one. 17 00:00:38,341 --> 00:00:39,071 No, man! 18 00:00:39,071 --> 00:00:41,511 You're just gonna pull up that ostrich thing with the balls again. 19 00:00:41,581 --> 00:00:42,281 No, I'm not. 20 00:00:42,281 --> 00:00:43,711 You're typing it in! I see it! 21 00:00:43,711 --> 00:00:45,171 Dude, don't look! You're gonna ruin it! 22 00:00:45,341 --> 00:00:46,031 Fine. 23 00:00:46,031 --> 00:00:48,361 It better not be that ostrich thing with the balls. 24 00:00:49,671 --> 00:00:50,361 Ready yet? 25 00:00:50,561 --> 00:00:52,101 It's loading.. 26 00:00:52,431 --> 00:00:53,431 Okay.. 27 00:00:53,511 --> 00:00:54,141 Now! 28 00:00:54,731 --> 00:00:56,761 Don't get too close now, pa! 29 00:01:00,511 --> 00:01:02,691 Man, it's that ostrich thing with the balls! 30 00:01:02,691 --> 00:01:04,081 Why do you gotta lie to me, dude? 31 00:01:04,121 --> 00:01:06,151 'Cause lying's my specialty! 32 00:01:06,401 --> 00:01:08,301 What are you doing with my sandwich? 33 00:01:08,341 --> 00:01:08,681 What? 34 00:01:08,711 --> 00:01:09,391 Don't worry. 35 00:01:09,441 --> 00:01:11,291 I'll take care of this with my specialty. 36 00:01:11,391 --> 00:01:12,621 This isn't you sandwich. 37 00:01:12,701 --> 00:01:13,571 This is our sandwich. 38 00:01:13,931 --> 00:01:15,231 This is your sandwich, ha? 39 00:01:15,281 --> 00:01:17,991 Then how come it says "Benson" on the bag? 40 00:01:18,581 --> 00:01:19,941 It's supposed to say "Rigby," 41 00:01:19,941 --> 00:01:21,681 but they misspelled my name wrong. 42 00:01:21,681 --> 00:01:22,831 STOP LYING! 43 00:01:22,831 --> 00:01:24,341 Dude, I thought you said you bought this! 44 00:01:24,341 --> 00:01:25,921 No, he didn't buy it! 45 00:01:26,051 --> 00:01:28,331 Now get off you lazy butts and go get 46 00:01:28,331 --> 00:01:30,651 me another Grilled Cheese Deluxe! 47 00:01:32,421 --> 00:01:33,851 You ruined our day off! 48 00:01:34,361 --> 00:01:35,371 Don't worry, dude. 49 00:01:35,371 --> 00:01:36,691 The line won't be that long. 50 00:01:39,071 --> 00:01:41,481 Thanks for saving the day with your specialty, 51 00:01:41,481 --> 00:01:42,581 you idiot! 52 00:01:42,581 --> 00:01:44,271 Whatever. Like you could do any better. 53 00:01:44,861 --> 00:01:46,471 I'm a better liar than you are. 54 00:01:46,471 --> 00:01:47,921 Oh, really? 55 00:01:48,061 --> 00:01:50,221 The only thing you're better than me that is being a big piece of... 56 00:01:53,661 --> 00:01:54,371 What the..? 57 00:01:54,481 --> 00:01:55,931 Those pork loins are cuttin'! 58 00:01:57,831 --> 00:01:59,111 Excuse me! 59 00:01:59,111 --> 00:02:01,111 Those fine men are astronauts! 60 00:02:01,201 --> 00:02:02,491 They can cut in line. 61 00:02:02,531 --> 00:02:03,941 They fought for our country! 62 00:02:05,341 --> 00:02:05,941 Dude, 63 00:02:06,141 --> 00:02:07,041 here's your chance 64 00:02:07,041 --> 00:02:08,801 to prove you're a better liar than me. 65 00:02:08,861 --> 00:02:10,601 Or maybe you can't? 66 00:02:10,821 --> 00:02:12,531 Look at your face. 67 00:02:12,771 --> 00:02:14,071 It must really 68 00:02:14,071 --> 00:02:16,071 chew up inside inept be able 69 00:02:16,071 --> 00:02:18,621 to prove you're a better liar than me! 70 00:02:18,621 --> 00:02:20,911 'Cause you can prove nothing! 71 00:02:21,081 --> 00:02:22,231 You. Can't. 72 00:02:22,231 --> 00:02:22,921 Prove. 73 00:02:22,921 --> 00:02:24,301 Anything! 74 00:02:24,431 --> 00:02:24,991 Fine! 75 00:02:25,181 --> 00:02:27,331 You want me to prove I'm a better liar than you? 76 00:02:27,381 --> 00:02:28,981 Why don't we see who is better in lying? 77 00:02:29,121 --> 00:02:30,491 Whoever gets caught first 78 00:02:30,581 --> 00:02:31,451 loses! 79 00:02:31,721 --> 00:02:32,321 Okay. 80 00:02:32,461 --> 00:02:34,571 It's not like you're ever gonna lie better than 81 00:02:34,571 --> 00:02:35,721 this..! 82 00:02:38,051 --> 00:02:39,241 Excuse me, Miss. 83 00:02:39,241 --> 00:02:39,961 What? 84 00:02:40,141 --> 00:02:41,471 We are astronauts! 85 00:02:42,161 --> 00:02:42,881 Bam! 86 00:02:42,881 --> 00:02:44,961 I told you I'm a better liar than you! 87 00:02:45,751 --> 00:02:46,591 Step aside! 88 00:02:46,791 --> 00:02:48,791 I'll show you how a real man lie. 89 00:02:51,521 --> 00:02:52,271 Hey, baby! 90 00:02:52,271 --> 00:02:54,311 Give me a Grilled Cheese Deluxe and make it snappy 91 00:02:54,401 --> 00:02:56,871 'cause we're astronauts and we gotta get back up in space! 92 00:02:56,871 --> 00:02:57,771 Know what I'm sayin'? 93 00:02:57,821 --> 00:02:58,901 Oh, my! 94 00:02:58,971 --> 00:03:01,501 One Grilled Cheese Deluxe for the astronauts. 95 00:03:03,451 --> 00:03:04,651 That'll be two fifty. 96 00:03:04,651 --> 00:03:05,191 BAM! 97 00:03:05,421 --> 00:03:06,911 That's a moon quarter! 98 00:03:10,971 --> 00:03:11,441 See? 99 00:03:11,611 --> 00:03:12,791 Dude, that was lame! 100 00:03:12,791 --> 00:03:13,811 Excuse me, sir! 101 00:03:13,841 --> 00:03:15,161 Your Grilled Cheese is ready. 102 00:03:16,211 --> 00:03:16,671 Thanks. 103 00:03:16,671 --> 00:03:18,601 We gotta get this back to our astronaut captain. 104 00:03:18,601 --> 00:03:19,471 Know what I'm sayin'? 105 00:03:21,051 --> 00:03:23,221 Is that your astronaut captain over there? 106 00:03:28,531 --> 00:03:30,051 This is the guy! 107 00:03:30,091 --> 00:03:31,291 You're the guy? 108 00:03:31,341 --> 00:03:32,031 I'm.. 109 00:03:33,821 --> 00:03:34,991 I'm the guy.. 110 00:03:35,431 --> 00:03:36,151 Well! 111 00:03:36,281 --> 00:03:38,351 It's an honor to meet you, captain! 112 00:03:38,521 --> 00:03:40,471 Lieutenant Riggs has told us a lot about you. 113 00:03:40,951 --> 00:03:42,801 It's great to meet a couple of real 114 00:03:42,801 --> 00:03:43,951 fellow astronauts. 115 00:03:44,181 --> 00:03:46,311 So what are you guys doing in this dump hole, anyways? 116 00:03:46,711 --> 00:03:47,171 You know. 117 00:03:47,171 --> 00:03:48,971 We just picked up a Grilled Cheese for our 118 00:03:48,971 --> 00:03:50,021 commanding officer. 119 00:03:50,891 --> 00:03:52,241 I hear that! 120 00:03:53,271 --> 00:03:55,361 We were just getting ready to take it back to the compound. 121 00:03:55,701 --> 00:03:56,491 Compound? 122 00:03:56,671 --> 00:03:58,941 We were just getting ready to go there ourselves! 123 00:03:59,001 --> 00:03:59,641 Wanna lift? 124 00:03:59,911 --> 00:04:01,641 Sure. We'll take a ride to the compound. 125 00:04:02,071 --> 00:04:03,351 Come to think of it, 126 00:04:03,541 --> 00:04:06,881 why haven't we seen you around the compound before? 127 00:04:07,201 --> 00:04:08,881 We've just got back from the 10 years 128 00:04:08,881 --> 00:04:10,411 stand in the old shuttlecraft. 129 00:04:10,481 --> 00:04:12,291 Isn't that right, captain Mordecai? 130 00:04:13,711 --> 00:04:15,361 And we've just transferred here. 131 00:04:15,671 --> 00:04:17,081 It's our first day. 132 00:04:17,671 --> 00:04:18,331 Welcome! 133 00:04:18,491 --> 00:04:20,331 We'll be glad to show you around! 134 00:04:20,461 --> 00:04:22,871 Now I hope you're up to spend a 2.5 million dollars 135 00:04:22,871 --> 00:04:23,961 of taxpayers' money, 136 00:04:24,011 --> 00:04:25,371 'cause we're drivin'! 137 00:04:35,321 --> 00:04:36,251 Gentlemen, 138 00:04:36,431 --> 00:04:38,161 welcome to the compound! 139 00:04:43,741 --> 00:04:45,431 I forgot my ID in my other pants. 140 00:04:45,611 --> 00:04:46,711 Can you help me out, guys? 141 00:04:47,291 --> 00:04:47,651 What? 142 00:04:47,651 --> 00:04:48,551 That was my ID! 143 00:04:48,551 --> 00:04:49,941 I told you not to lose it! 144 00:04:49,961 --> 00:04:51,831 Guys, guys, calm down! 145 00:04:51,841 --> 00:04:53,151 You can use our IDs! 146 00:04:56,771 --> 00:04:57,121 Here. 147 00:04:57,301 --> 00:04:59,351 You guys might be more comfortable in these. 148 00:05:00,751 --> 00:05:01,441 Thanks! 149 00:05:03,871 --> 00:05:04,771 I love these things, 150 00:05:04,771 --> 00:05:07,031 but captain Mordecai might not be very up to them. 151 00:05:07,131 --> 00:05:08,891 Don't you like the uniforms in pink? 152 00:05:09,221 --> 00:05:09,731 Pink? 153 00:05:09,871 --> 00:05:12,191 I only had to borrow pair that one time from.. 154 00:05:12,401 --> 00:05:13,211 Doctor.. 155 00:05:13,261 --> 00:05:14,491 Asinoskovich. 156 00:05:14,571 --> 00:05:15,521 That one time. 157 00:05:15,821 --> 00:05:17,711 You know Dr. Asinoskovich? 158 00:05:17,711 --> 00:05:18,531 That's funny. 159 00:05:18,671 --> 00:05:20,121 Because she's right here! 160 00:05:21,971 --> 00:05:23,391 I don't remember you! 161 00:05:23,621 --> 00:05:24,121 Really? 162 00:05:25,031 --> 00:05:26,781 It was one time at that conference. 163 00:05:26,801 --> 00:05:27,701 You don't remember me? 164 00:05:28,771 --> 00:05:29,871 I.. 165 00:05:29,871 --> 00:05:32,301 don't remember very much from that conference. 166 00:05:32,351 --> 00:05:33,611 I have to go! 167 00:05:35,341 --> 00:05:36,601 That was awkward! 168 00:05:37,061 --> 00:05:37,851 Now come on! 169 00:05:37,851 --> 00:05:39,131 We'll give you the grand tour! 170 00:05:39,131 --> 00:05:40,591 Dude, you should quit right now. 171 00:05:40,591 --> 00:05:41,871 You're totally gonna get caught! 172 00:05:42,991 --> 00:05:43,761 We'll see. 173 00:06:25,901 --> 00:06:26,611 Man! 174 00:06:26,611 --> 00:06:28,351 I don't think you could last much longer! 175 00:06:28,611 --> 00:06:29,771 I think you should give it up! 176 00:06:29,921 --> 00:06:31,011 You'll not undo me. 177 00:06:31,021 --> 00:06:33,091 Then I guess it's time when I start lying 178 00:06:33,091 --> 00:06:34,291 at one hundred percent! 179 00:06:34,521 --> 00:06:35,831 WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT? 180 00:06:36,571 --> 00:06:39,441 And what tour would be complete without a stop at the 181 00:06:39,441 --> 00:06:41,021 the pride of our compound 182 00:06:41,221 --> 00:06:43,041 the antimatter chamber! 183 00:06:47,471 --> 00:06:49,621 How is she running today, Jimmy? 184 00:06:50,441 --> 00:06:51,231 Actually, sir.. 185 00:06:51,311 --> 00:06:53,831 There've been some problems maintaining safe levels of... 186 00:06:54,051 --> 00:06:54,841 That's fate. 187 00:06:54,891 --> 00:06:57,571 I don't understand a half of that these science types say. 188 00:06:57,951 --> 00:06:58,961 That's too bad. 189 00:06:59,001 --> 00:07:00,881 Captain here's an expert on it! 190 00:07:01,001 --> 00:07:03,411 You're an expert on antimatter? 191 00:07:04,361 --> 00:07:04,911 Yeah.. 192 00:07:05,371 --> 00:07:07,621 But not compared to how much this guy knows! 193 00:07:08,341 --> 00:07:09,631 Did you know he wrote a book on it? 194 00:07:09,651 --> 00:07:11,211 We wrote a book on it! 195 00:07:11,211 --> 00:07:12,641 But you did the most of the work on it! 196 00:07:12,641 --> 00:07:13,951 But your name's on the cover! 197 00:07:14,211 --> 00:07:15,231 Right next yours! 198 00:07:15,231 --> 00:07:16,101 Above mine! 199 00:07:16,101 --> 00:07:17,961 Jimmy, knock off that beepin'! 200 00:07:18,661 --> 00:07:19,521 Actually sir, 201 00:07:19,521 --> 00:07:20,441 I'm having trouble with.. 202 00:07:20,441 --> 00:07:20,901 Trouble? 203 00:07:21,091 --> 00:07:21,931 Well, 204 00:07:22,031 --> 00:07:23,871 these guys are experts! 205 00:07:23,971 --> 00:07:25,381 Can you lend a hand, fellows? 206 00:07:25,591 --> 00:07:27,151 Sure, we can! 207 00:07:27,301 --> 00:07:27,941 Go ahead, 208 00:07:27,941 --> 00:07:28,841 captain! 209 00:07:30,141 --> 00:07:30,761 Well.. 210 00:07:30,761 --> 00:07:32,831 according to the book lieutenant Rigby wrote, 211 00:07:32,931 --> 00:07:34,511 you wanna turn that knob there. 212 00:07:34,951 --> 00:07:37,771 But captain's own research really outdates mine. 213 00:07:37,821 --> 00:07:39,171 So turn that knob over there! 214 00:07:39,331 --> 00:07:41,781 But he's forgetting the recent discoveries he made! 215 00:07:41,831 --> 00:07:42,991 Put those switches! 216 00:07:42,991 --> 00:07:45,061 Discoveries based on his studies.. 217 00:07:45,191 --> 00:07:46,331 Hit those buttons! 218 00:07:46,331 --> 00:07:47,851 I never said hit those buttons! 219 00:07:48,101 --> 00:07:48,461 Jimmy! 220 00:07:48,461 --> 00:07:50,731 You're not doing like captain Mordecai said! 221 00:07:50,771 --> 00:07:51,971 You gotta do it like this! 222 00:07:58,031 --> 00:07:58,701 Dude, quit! 223 00:07:58,701 --> 00:07:59,691 You're gonna break it! 224 00:07:59,691 --> 00:08:00,971 No, you're gonna break it! 225 00:08:01,071 --> 00:08:02,761 What's all this commotion? 226 00:08:02,821 --> 00:08:03,921 Major Williams? 227 00:08:04,071 --> 00:08:04,651 Sir! 228 00:08:05,091 --> 00:08:07,771 We were just showing these new transfers around 229 00:08:07,831 --> 00:08:09,111 the compound, sir! 230 00:08:11,381 --> 00:08:12,231 Captain Mordecai! 231 00:08:12,231 --> 00:08:13,281 Lieutenant Riggs! 232 00:08:13,411 --> 00:08:15,371 The antimatter is becoming unstable! 233 00:08:17,781 --> 00:08:18,671 Captain Mordecai, 234 00:08:18,671 --> 00:08:19,441 Lieutenant Riggs! 235 00:08:19,441 --> 00:08:20,701 You can fix it, right? 236 00:08:21,001 --> 00:08:21,621 Yes! 237 00:08:21,831 --> 00:08:23,491 Lieutenant Riggs can totally fix it! 238 00:08:23,511 --> 00:08:24,891 Not without captain's help! 239 00:08:24,951 --> 00:08:26,321 No time for modesty! 240 00:08:31,781 --> 00:08:32,261 Dude, 241 00:08:32,341 --> 00:08:33,771 this is all your fault! 242 00:08:33,881 --> 00:08:34,331 What? 243 00:08:34,381 --> 00:08:36,581 You're the one who won't admit that you sucked at lying! 244 00:08:36,581 --> 00:08:37,551 'Cause I don't! 245 00:08:39,321 --> 00:08:42,271 Why wouldn't you give up and tell 'em what's going on so they can help us? 246 00:08:42,311 --> 00:08:42,721 No! 247 00:08:42,781 --> 00:08:43,551 You do it! 248 00:08:43,551 --> 00:08:44,371 No way! 249 00:08:48,501 --> 00:08:49,201 Fine! 250 00:08:50,471 --> 00:08:51,731 What's the holdup? 251 00:08:52,291 --> 00:08:52,801 Look. 252 00:08:52,831 --> 00:08:54,091 I have to tell you the truth. 253 00:08:55,281 --> 00:08:56,741 I have a condition that makes me 254 00:08:56,741 --> 00:08:59,221 forget everything in times of extreme stress. 255 00:08:59,821 --> 00:09:01,461 Lieutenant Riggs doesn't have that condition. 256 00:09:01,461 --> 00:09:01,481 He's just an idiot. Lieutenant Riggs doesn't have that condition. 257 00:09:01,481 --> 00:09:02,501 He's just an idiot. 258 00:09:03,291 --> 00:09:04,831 We need you tell us what to do! 259 00:09:06,261 --> 00:09:07,441 Jimmy, what do we do? 260 00:09:07,561 --> 00:09:09,771 They have to penetrate the anti-nucleus 261 00:09:09,771 --> 00:09:11,201 with something solid! 262 00:09:11,271 --> 00:09:12,021 Right! 263 00:09:12,021 --> 00:09:12,611 Listen up! 264 00:09:12,741 --> 00:09:14,761 You have one chance of this thing! 265 00:09:14,891 --> 00:09:17,651 You have to throw Lieutenant Riggs into the anti-nucleus! 266 00:09:17,701 --> 00:09:18,211 WHAT? 267 00:09:18,391 --> 00:09:19,291 It's the only way! 268 00:09:19,341 --> 00:09:21,441 Captain Mordecai is too big for you to throw. 269 00:09:21,661 --> 00:09:23,381 You must sacrifice yourself 270 00:09:23,381 --> 00:09:25,421 to save thousands of lives, lieutenant! 271 00:09:25,421 --> 00:09:26,141 NO! 272 00:09:26,141 --> 00:09:27,601 Don't listen to him, Mordecai! 273 00:09:27,601 --> 00:09:28,371 DON'T DO IT! 274 00:09:28,371 --> 00:09:29,041 Do it! 275 00:09:29,091 --> 00:09:29,951 Throw him in! 276 00:09:29,951 --> 00:09:31,061 THROW HIM IN! 277 00:09:31,151 --> 00:09:31,921 Please! 278 00:09:31,921 --> 00:09:33,031 No! No! 279 00:09:33,101 --> 00:09:34,711 Throw him now! 280 00:09:34,711 --> 00:09:35,711 NOW! 281 00:09:35,861 --> 00:09:36,831 I'm sorry! 282 00:09:36,831 --> 00:09:38,121 I'm sorry for lying! 283 00:09:38,121 --> 00:09:39,211 You win, okay? 284 00:09:39,211 --> 00:09:40,681 I won't lie anymore! 285 00:09:40,681 --> 00:09:42,131 It's too late, Rigby! 286 00:09:42,381 --> 00:09:44,461 I can't let everybody die because of us! 287 00:09:44,481 --> 00:09:46,561 NO! 288 00:09:47,691 --> 00:09:49,521 You thought I was gonna throw you in? 289 00:09:49,611 --> 00:09:51,291 I told you I'm a better liar than you. 290 00:09:51,371 --> 00:09:52,771 Benson's Grilled Cheese! 291 00:09:52,931 --> 00:09:54,541 You better hope this works! 292 00:09:58,221 --> 00:09:59,251 Rigby! 293 00:10:18,021 --> 00:10:19,071 We're not astronauts. 294 00:10:21,811 --> 00:10:24,421 If you ever lie about being astronauts again, 295 00:10:24,421 --> 00:10:25,441 YOU'RE DEAD! 296 00:10:26,081 --> 00:10:28,161 We saved the city, astro.. 297 00:10:32,611 --> 00:10:33,731 Where have you been? 298 00:10:33,731 --> 00:10:35,601 I've been waiting all day! 299 00:10:37,121 --> 00:10:37,651 What the..? 300 00:10:37,981 --> 00:10:39,691 What happened to my sandwich? 301 00:10:39,851 --> 00:10:40,771 There were spacemen! 302 00:10:40,771 --> 00:10:41,561 At Cheezer's! 303 00:10:41,561 --> 00:10:42,951 And the two.. we went down and.. 304 00:10:42,951 --> 00:10:44,231 everyone wore sweatpants.. 305 00:10:44,231 --> 00:10:44,921 even us.. 306 00:10:44,921 --> 00:10:46,061 and then the room with the 307 00:10:46,061 --> 00:10:46,811 bad stuff.. 308 00:10:46,941 --> 00:10:47,301 but.. 309 00:10:47,481 --> 00:10:49,811 We saved the city with your sandwich! 310 00:10:51,331 --> 00:10:54,821 Why do you always have to lie to my face? 311 00:10:54,851 --> 00:10:56,561 We ran it over by accident. 312 00:10:57,811 --> 00:10:58,451 See? 313 00:10:58,701 --> 00:11:00,781 Was it so hard to tell the truth?