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Subtitle by: Demonoic.
www.addic7ed.com

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Here're you guys,

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enjoy.

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Nothing beats drinkin'

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joe with my bro!

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Right, Mordecai?

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What?

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Yeeeeeaaahh.

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Dude,

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Dude!

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Margaret totally just smiled at me.

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No she didn't.

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Yes she did.

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Then why don't you ask her out?

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It's not that easy.

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You wouldn't understand.

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I wouldn't understand.

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Probably 'cos I'm too busy drinking joe with

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my bro like we came here to do in the first place,
remember?

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Wait.

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I once was lost,

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but now..

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I'm found.

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DudeTime,

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for men.

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What kind of loser would want a bunch of chicks

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tearing their clothes off?

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Right, Mordecai?

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Mordecai.

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Hey Margaret.

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Didn't notice you there.

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Gee Mordecai,

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I don't think I've ever realized how awesome you are.

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And you smell great too.

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Mordecai.

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Mordecai.

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Mordecai?

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Mordecai?

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Dude.

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I'm buying that cologne.

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Why?

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You said you would chip in for that awesome new game.

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I'm John.

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I'm also John.

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We're the Strong Johns!

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Strong Johns, Strong Johns!

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You have to buy Strong Johns!

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Strong Johns, Strong Johns!

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You gotta buy Strong Johns!

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Now do want that game?

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No.

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I still want the cologne.

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If you buy that cologne then
I'm gonna lose all respect for you.

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Good.

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Then we'll both have the same amount of respect for each other.

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What's with you?

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We had a plan:

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coffee, Strong Johns, hang out!

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Dude, we can hang out later.

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I just wanna go buy some that cologne really quick.

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No.

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That wasn't part of the plan!

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If you leave,

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then I'm gonna have to get some new friends!

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That's cool.

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I'll probably be too busy with the ladies anyway.

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Well fine.

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I'll be busy with my new friends!

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Plan-breaker!

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Are you done with your stupid cologne yet?

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You know that stuff's not gonna work.

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Why don't you get out of here?

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You don't know anything.

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Mordecai.

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Rigby.

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wonderful day we're hav-

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In your face!

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I knew that stuff wasn't gonna work.

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Shut up!

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I'm not trying to attract Pops,

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I'm trying to attract Margaret.

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She's probably on her way right now.

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Margaret?

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I'm over here.

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Margar-?

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Oh, geez!

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Whaddaya got there?

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DudeTime?

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I knew it!

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Come out, bros, come out!

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I told you it was DudeTime!

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Alright!

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DudeTime!

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DudeTime, bros!

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Did someone say there's

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DudeTime down here?

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Can I bum a spray, can I bum a spray?

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Who are these guys?

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I dunno.

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They seem pretty cool, though!

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You bros wanna hang out?

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I wanna hang out!

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But..

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you're wasting your time with this guy.

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All he wants to do is get with Margaret.

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Margaret?

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That doesn't sound like a dude's name.

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Are you using DudeTime to get the ladies?

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So what?

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No, bro!

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You don't use this to get the ladies.

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You use it to hang out with the bros!

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Bros!

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Finally somebody's speaking my language!

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Bros!

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Little dude makes me laugh.

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Seriously though.

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You're pretty cool, too, for letting us

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bum some of your DudeTime,

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so...

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if you really wanna attract the ladies,

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we can help.

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Really?

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We know all about the ladies.

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Actually,

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that would be pretty awesome, guys.

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Cool.

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Just point us to the lady.

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This is where she works.

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What do I gotta do?

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we'll tell you what to do,

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but first you have to drink

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from the Cup of Knowledge.

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Sick!

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What was that?

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It's definitely not

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unicorn slomp!

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How is that supposed to get me a lady?

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Chill out, bro.

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We're just having a little fun.

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Fun!

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Ever hear of it?

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Quit bein' such a jerk!

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Come on!

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We won't mess with you anymore.

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I promise.

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Got a great way to help you get your lad.

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Great.

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As long as I don't have to stand next to that

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total loser I'm up for anything.

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'Kay, check it:

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the ladies love dudes who slick their hair back.

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Jimmy, give 'im the stuff.

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Here, use this!

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FIne.

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Are you sure she'll be into this?

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Totally, bro, she'll be all about it.

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All you gotta do is

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lay it down.

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Lay it down?

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Bro, you know:

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lay it down!

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Can I help you?

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Hey, Margaret..

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Mordecai?

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What's up?

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I'm uh,

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I'm here to... l

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lay it down.

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What?

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Lay it... down?

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Sure.

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Are you feeling OK?

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Yeah,

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I'm great, uh,

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I'll be right back.

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What the H, guys?

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Not cool!

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Chill out, bro!

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We're watching you in there and little dude

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had a really good point.

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What point?

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That we're totally not hanging out enough.

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Don't worry.

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We're still gonna help you get your lad.

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How?

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By partying at your place!

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Wait what?

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Party!

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Dude,

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these guys aren't trying to help me.

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They're just messing with me.

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Dude, they're just partying.

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How is this supposed to help me get the ladies?

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They got you a lady!

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That's not a lady.

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I thought you were gonna help me with Margaret.

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Something's touching me!

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Hey, bros, check this out.

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Here, let me help you up.

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Why don't you ask Margaret to help you up?

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You know what, Rigby?

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Have fun with your new friends, you jerk.

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Oh, and just so you know,

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when Benson finds out about your
friends and their little hangout time,

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he's probably gonna fire ya.

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Later, bro.

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Mordecai, wait!

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Bros! I found a trampoline!

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NO!

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What are you doing to my bed?

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You sleep on this, bro?

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Get off it!

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Right after this somersault.

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Bros,

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this trampoline's all over me.

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Help me get it off!

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My bed!

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Hey, bro.

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You know this nerd?

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Rigby!

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When I get out of here I'll kill you!

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Check this out.

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What's the matter, Rigbone?

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You like that nerd or something?

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Yeah, dude.

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Chill out.

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And have a drink!

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Hey, Mordecai-

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Don't touch me!

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Hey, so,

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I sorta need your help.

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Why don't you ask your new bros for help?

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Dude, get over it!

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It's not my fault!

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If you would have just hung out
with me and played some Strong Johns,

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none of this woulda happened.

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Look.

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I'm sorry about the game,

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but that doesn't give you the right to treat me like garbage!

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You owe me an apology!

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I'm sorry.

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A real apology.

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OK, I'm sorry.

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I'm... sorry!

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Is that what you wanted to hear?

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I miss you!

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I miss you!

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OK.

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Quit being a baby.

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Why?

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That's for psyching me.

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It's gonna suck for you when Benson gets untied.

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Dude, you have to help me.

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Way ahead of you, bro.

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Hey Skips.

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We have a problem.

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Unicorns?

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How'd you know?

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They peed on my lawn.

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So, how do we get rid of them?

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Well, that's really hard.

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They're like insects, but...

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there's one thing unicorns never say no to.

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Drag racing.

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You guys know what to do, right?

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Hey, Rigby.

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Weren't we supposed to race some unicorns,

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and not a bunch of losers?

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You're dead! You're gonna die!

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Bros! Bros!

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Horseless carriages...

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Bros, bros!

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.. commence!

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This is how you get rid of unicorns.

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But what if they come back?

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They ain't comin' back!

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Cool!

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That's the only way to get rid of unicorns.

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I can't believe you idiots let those unicorns in here.

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You two morons had better get this mess cleaned up

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or you'll wish it was you driving that car!

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The unicorn one?

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Cold!

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And you!

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Quit sprayin' that cologne,
it's not gonna get you any ladies.

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Idiots.

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Wanna go...

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bro?

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Strong Johns?

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Yeah.