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Augh, this sucks.

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What's that supposed to mean?

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It means that the next time we get to pick our job for the day,

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I get to pick.

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Why did you pick the snack bar?

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This is like the worst job at the park, dude!

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I think it's the funnest job at the park.

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You don't really think that.

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You just don't want to admit that you're wrong.

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Why would I admit something that I'm not?

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Dude, seriously,

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this is more boring that watching you trying to read a children's book.

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Is it more boring than your face?

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I don't know, is it more boring than my fist in your face?

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Is it more boring than my fist in your face, you turd?

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- You're a turd! - No, you're a turd!

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You're the turd!

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Mordecai, Rigby, stop.

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We can all be turds!

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Oh, hey Pops.

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So, how do you like being the guardians of the snacks?

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- It's awesome. - This place is lame.

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But Mordecai, don't you like eating snacks for free?

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What?

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When I work here, all the snacks are free!

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I guess this means I was right about the snack bar.

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I need to eat something healthy. Like a salad or something.

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What? Are you kidding?

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Dude, all these snacks are free, dude.

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Trust me.

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If we keep eating, we'll feel better in no time.

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If we eat more, we'll feel better?

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Dude, quit being a loser.

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Loser?

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I don't know if I want to listen to the guy

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who was wrong about the snack bar being cool.

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No, I think I'd rather listen to the guy

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who's right all the time. ME.

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Sick!

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I feel so much better.

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So do I.

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No!

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Dude, I'm telling you.

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If you keep eating like that, your body's gonna quit on you.

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Stop talking!

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Whatever. I'm just trying to help.

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I'll show him.

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Why isn't more food working?

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One more should do it...

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What are you doing?

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Aww, let me back in!

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Wait! Come back!

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Whatever!

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I'm just gonna chill inside this bucket!

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Mordecai! Mordecai!

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Aww, SICK!

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What the heck is that?

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Who's the loser now, Mordecai?

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Wait... Rigby?

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Dude, in your face! I was right!

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My stomach doesn't even hurt anymore.

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That's because you don't even have a BODY anymore!

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Dude, this is bad.

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Yeah, bad like good!

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Now shovel some cheese curls into my trash hole!

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You'd better hope Skips knows how to fix this.

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What happened to his body?

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Dude, I don't know, it's like ditched him or something

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from eating too much junk food.

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Well, it looks like it's not that big of a deal,

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if he doesn't mind being a bodiless consciousness for the rest of his life.

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It's cool, I don't mind.

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What? No!

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Dude, quit being a loser.

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Since when does being right make you a—

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Skips, what do we have to do?

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I can't let him stay like this.

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That's a bit tougher.

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Once the body departs,

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you only have till sunset to get it back.

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You know where it is?

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No.

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Then we'll have to find it. Let's go.

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We'll be right back, Rigby. Just stay here.

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What? Where ya goin'?

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At least shovel some cheese curls into my trash hole.

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Guys? Guys?

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I guess it is kinda hard to move around without my body.

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What's it doing?

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Eating a salad.

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Rush him on the count of three.

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Okay.

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One... two...

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Hey, guys! What's up?

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No!

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We told you to stay put!

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Ugh! Rigby, you scared it away!

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Oh, don't worry about that!

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Remember how I said I don't need it?

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Well, I was right again!

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Dude, check it!

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It's a trash can and a roller skates!

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I can't believe you!

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Please, just stay put!

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All this being right is making me hungry.

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This. Sucks!

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Wait, what is that?

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Gimme some snacks!

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What are you?

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Looks like a bucket of diarrhea.

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It's me, Rigby!

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Oh, man!

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That boot with wheels stole Rigby's voice!

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No, I didn't steal anything.

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You're not stealing these voices.

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C'mon Five, let's bam!

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Come back!

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No way, bro!

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It's me, Rigby!

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Aw, man.

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He's close.

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I'll take care of the body. You go find Rigby.

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We don't have much time.

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Rigby! Rigby!

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Where is he?

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Have you guys seen Rigby?

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No. Have you seen a magic garbage can?

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We need to beat the living-

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Magic garbage can? That was Rigby!

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Which way did he go?

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Rigby!

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- Help! - No-one can hear you.

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- Who's there? - Don't worry.

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just another bodiless consciousness.

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Hey, did you work out way too hard, too?

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N... no. I ate too much junk food.

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Yep, that'll do it.

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Me? I was a bodybuilder.

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I could have gone pro.

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My friend kept telling me,

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"If you keep pumpin' iron like that,

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your body's gonna quit on you!"

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I told him he was full of it!

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But I didn't get my body back in time and now look at me:

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stuck with a basketball for a body.

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Yeah, well, my body's still good.

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Wait, your body's still good?

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Well, whatcha doin' in here, dummy?

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- I... - You must not want it.

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You mind if I take it?

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- No! - Don't worry, I'll find it.

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So long, sucka!

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No!

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Mordecai!

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You were right and I was wrong!

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I'm sorry for being such a loser.

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Please help me get my body back!

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Don't wory, dude. I think we can get it back in time.

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And even if we mess up, you've always got this.

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But seriously, dude, I want my old body back.

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Skips, I found Rigby.

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I found the body, but you'd better hurry.

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We got a problem.

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Body, you're worthless!

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I can't believe you can't do a simple clean and jerk!

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Hey! What are you doin' with my body?

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Oh, it's you! Whaddaya think?

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Pretty cool, huh?

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No, not pretty cool.

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You dress me like a loser!

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Aw, you don't like weightlifting singlets?

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No wonder your body left you.

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Oh well. Now it's not you anymore...

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it's me!

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Gimme back my body!

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Finders keepers.

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Skips!

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We tried it the nice way.

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Now we do it the Skips way.

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So long, suckers!

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He's too fast.

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Are you having a game of tag, turds?

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I really wish you wouldn't teach him those words.

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Pops, slide over.

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I'll take it from here!

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Rigby! No!

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It's too steep. We'll have to go around.

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Give me my body back!

189
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No! Get off me!

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Get outta my body!

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you get outta the body, you worm!

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Aw, man, my mouth was open!

193
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Dude, we did it! I got my body back!

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Are you... sure you still... want it?

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I'll never treat you like that again.

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Quick! Before the sun sets!

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Glorious.

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Dude. How do you feel?

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Well Mordecai, I guess you were right about the snack bar being lame.

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Especially now that we're not into eating all the free snacks.

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Oh, about that. Those snacks weren't free.

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- What? - Turns out only Pops gets snacks for free.

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- Pops? - Yeah.

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And I guess we're supposed to work here for the next six months

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just to pay for it all.

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Turds!