1 00:00:12,690 --> 00:00:14,890 Dude! Check it out, man! They're here! 2 00:00:14,980 --> 00:00:15,860 What's here? 3 00:00:15,900 --> 00:00:18,810 Our fake band t-Shirts that we ordered from that site last night. 4 00:00:18,840 --> 00:00:19,610 What? 5 00:00:19,640 --> 00:00:23,240 Last night, I asked you if you wanted to be in a band and you said... 6 00:00:24,830 --> 00:00:26,750 Yes! I wanna be in a band with you. 7 00:00:26,800 --> 00:00:28,980 Alright, but we gotta have a cool band name. 8 00:00:28,980 --> 00:00:31,580 What do you think of "Cool Dudes"? 9 00:00:31,580 --> 00:00:32,460 "Face Punch." 10 00:00:32,490 --> 00:00:33,640 "Rad 'N' Subtract." 11 00:00:33,640 --> 00:00:35,120 "Helicopter Crash." 12 00:00:35,140 --> 00:00:38,270 What about "Mustache Cash Stash"? 13 00:00:38,450 --> 00:00:39,820 That's it! That's it! 14 00:00:39,830 --> 00:00:42,270 Order the shirts! Order the shirts! 15 00:00:43,110 --> 00:00:44,960 Oh yeah, T-Shirts. 16 00:00:44,960 --> 00:00:46,570 Check it out! Bam! 17 00:00:46,710 --> 00:00:48,290 Mordecai and the Rigbys? 18 00:00:48,290 --> 00:00:50,230 What happened to Mustache Cash Stash? 19 00:00:50,300 --> 00:00:52,640 I changed it. Awesome, right? 20 00:00:53,510 --> 00:00:54,960 But that's just our names! 21 00:00:54,990 --> 00:00:57,240 We aren't really going to wear these around, are we? 22 00:00:58,770 --> 00:01:00,650 Woah, rad shirts! 23 00:01:00,790 --> 00:01:01,850 What are those for? 24 00:01:02,040 --> 00:01:03,050 They're for our band. 25 00:01:03,110 --> 00:01:05,780 You guys are in a band? "Mordecai and the Rigbys"? 26 00:01:05,780 --> 00:01:07,420 That's so cool. 27 00:01:07,530 --> 00:01:09,980 No, no, no, we're not in a band, heh... 28 00:01:10,020 --> 00:01:12,510 So, what, it's some sort of fake band? 29 00:01:13,160 --> 00:01:15,310 No, it's a real band, but just... 30 00:01:15,410 --> 00:01:16,640 not a big deal, you know? 31 00:01:17,080 --> 00:01:19,240 Your band should play the open mic tomorrow night! 32 00:01:19,370 --> 00:01:21,540 Yeah, for sure, uh... totally. 33 00:01:21,540 --> 00:01:23,700 Awesome. I can't wait to see you guys play. 34 00:01:23,800 --> 00:01:24,960 Well, I guess I'll see you then. 35 00:01:24,990 --> 00:01:27,100 Yeah... see you then... 36 00:01:27,240 --> 00:01:28,080 then. 37 00:01:28,900 --> 00:01:30,290 What was that, man? 38 00:01:30,310 --> 00:01:31,200 I dunno! 39 00:01:31,230 --> 00:01:33,720 I just didn't want her to think we had a stupid fake band! 40 00:01:33,720 --> 00:01:35,930 But now we gotta play that open mic tomorrow! 41 00:01:35,970 --> 00:01:38,240 OK, OK, we can totally do this. 42 00:01:38,260 --> 00:01:40,330 We just gotta learn one song by tomorrow night. 43 00:01:40,330 --> 00:01:42,330 - One song? - One song. 44 00:01:45,720 --> 00:01:47,890 - Ready? - Shreddy. 45 00:01:47,900 --> 00:01:49,520 One, two, three, four! 46 00:01:51,110 --> 00:01:52,600 OK, stop, stop. 47 00:01:52,730 --> 00:01:53,660 We need help. 48 00:01:54,950 --> 00:01:57,400 A two-man ensemble? 49 00:01:57,440 --> 00:01:59,390 What a charming idea! 50 00:01:59,530 --> 00:02:01,550 How'd you learn to be so good, Pops? 51 00:02:03,570 --> 00:02:06,010 Throw these records on the old talking machine 52 00:02:06,010 --> 00:02:09,090 and you'll be ready for your open mic in no time! 53 00:02:09,090 --> 00:02:10,810 Agh, you know about the open mic night? 54 00:02:10,810 --> 00:02:14,550 we're all going to be there! 55 00:02:16,760 --> 00:02:20,490 Wait. If we're gonna learn this in time, then you gotta take this seriously. 56 00:02:20,530 --> 00:02:22,510 - What? - Put on the shirt. 57 00:02:23,220 --> 00:02:25,410 Fine. Play the record. 58 00:02:28,540 --> 00:02:32,550 So, you want to become a musician? Bravo! 59 00:02:32,660 --> 00:02:36,790 Now, what is the first thing all good musicians require? 60 00:02:36,910 --> 00:02:37,690 Talent? 61 00:02:37,860 --> 00:02:38,770 Yes! 62 00:02:38,930 --> 00:02:40,440 Good personal hygiene... 63 00:02:40,450 --> 00:02:44,170 is the key to becoming a successful gentleman musician! 64 00:02:45,040 --> 00:02:47,590 This is gonna take like ten years! 65 00:02:47,640 --> 00:02:50,090 Yeah, and there's still two more after this one! 66 00:02:50,140 --> 00:02:51,980 There's gotta be a faster way. 67 00:02:51,980 --> 00:02:52,950 all washed up? Good! 68 00:02:52,950 --> 00:02:54,880 - All three at once? - Now just locate your... 69 00:03:01,690 --> 00:03:04,860 one, two, three... A minor seventh... Harmonic can be tapped... 70 00:03:04,900 --> 00:03:07,600 Dude, this isn't working! I can't understand anything. 71 00:03:07,770 --> 00:03:09,260 Dude, we gotta keep going. 72 00:03:09,260 --> 00:03:11,330 Do you wanna look like an idiot at the open mic? 73 00:03:29,010 --> 00:03:29,730 What was that? 74 00:03:32,300 --> 00:03:34,650 - Dude, what's happening? - I don't know! 75 00:03:58,240 --> 00:04:00,450 Dude, who are you guys? 76 00:04:00,600 --> 00:04:02,130 We're Mordecai and Rigby. 77 00:04:02,130 --> 00:04:03,860 Who the blazes are you? 78 00:04:05,390 --> 00:04:07,370 Just kiddin'. We know who you are. 79 00:04:07,470 --> 00:04:09,540 Coz we're you in ten years! 80 00:04:09,540 --> 00:04:10,580 You don't know it yet, 81 00:04:10,580 --> 00:04:13,280 but this is the moment where we teach you how to rock! 82 00:04:13,670 --> 00:04:15,340 Dude, this is perfect! 83 00:04:15,360 --> 00:04:17,110 Wait, wait. We suck, 84 00:04:17,110 --> 00:04:19,430 and if you're us, doesn't that mean you suck too? 85 00:04:19,590 --> 00:04:21,150 Didn't you just hear us play? 86 00:04:21,210 --> 00:04:24,360 Yeah, we're super-successful musicians in the future. 87 00:04:24,360 --> 00:04:27,470 Yeah, look at us, dude! We're wearing sunglasses! 88 00:04:27,550 --> 00:04:30,830 Our future's so bright, we gotta wear shades. 89 00:04:30,920 --> 00:04:32,110 Awesome! 90 00:04:32,160 --> 00:04:33,400 Oh, hey - in the future, 91 00:04:33,400 --> 00:04:35,030 do we get that thing we always wanted? 92 00:04:35,030 --> 00:04:36,540 Oh, we got it. 93 00:04:39,140 --> 00:04:40,400 Awesome! 94 00:04:40,460 --> 00:04:43,460 in the future, do I get to go out with Margaret? 95 00:04:44,510 --> 00:04:46,780 I wouldn't wanna ruin the surprise. 96 00:04:48,010 --> 00:04:48,750 Look. 97 00:04:48,810 --> 00:04:51,400 We promise we'll get you ready for tomorrow night's gig 98 00:04:51,450 --> 00:04:53,240 if you're willing to put in the work. 99 00:04:53,360 --> 00:04:54,980 Yeah, whatever it takes. 100 00:04:54,990 --> 00:04:57,180 We said the same thing ten years ago. 101 00:04:57,350 --> 00:05:00,190 Awesome! Let's rock! 102 00:05:53,020 --> 00:05:54,840 That's it. You're ready! 103 00:05:55,080 --> 00:05:55,820 What? 104 00:05:55,820 --> 00:05:57,250 But we never learned how to play! 105 00:05:57,290 --> 00:05:59,080 We haven't even picked up a guitar. 106 00:05:59,080 --> 00:06:01,360 we got the look, we've got the moves down, 107 00:06:01,360 --> 00:06:03,140 I know the lyrics backwards and forwards. 108 00:06:03,140 --> 00:06:04,660 Just teach us how to play! 109 00:06:05,450 --> 00:06:07,770 Don't worry. You know enough. You're gonna be fine! 110 00:06:07,770 --> 00:06:09,830 Besides, it's too late to teach you anything else. 111 00:06:09,830 --> 00:06:11,130 Gig's in 20 minutes. 112 00:06:11,170 --> 00:06:12,630 We're screwed. 113 00:06:21,550 --> 00:06:23,620 I can't believe they're gonna play tonight. 114 00:06:23,620 --> 00:06:26,060 Those two slackers have never even picked up an instrument. 115 00:06:26,130 --> 00:06:28,080 This is gonna be a trainwreck. 116 00:06:28,100 --> 00:06:30,560 Woo, I love trains! 117 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:37,480 Dang! 118 00:06:37,610 --> 00:06:38,460 Yeah. 119 00:06:40,570 --> 00:06:42,340 Should I hand out the last of the t-shirts? 120 00:06:42,340 --> 00:06:43,670 You brought the t-shirts? 121 00:06:43,770 --> 00:06:45,180 Yeah, for the fans. 122 00:06:45,180 --> 00:06:47,290 Dude, we don't even have any fans. 123 00:06:48,100 --> 00:06:50,060 You guys look like rock stars. 124 00:06:50,160 --> 00:06:51,620 Hey, can I have one of those? 125 00:06:51,620 --> 00:06:53,030 Uh, yeah... 126 00:06:54,180 --> 00:06:55,290 Here's a small. 127 00:06:59,530 --> 00:07:00,590 How do I look? 128 00:07:01,070 --> 00:07:02,230 Amazing. 129 00:07:02,250 --> 00:07:04,000 I can hand these out for you guys. 130 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:06,030 Get everyone pumped for the closing act. 131 00:07:06,120 --> 00:07:07,220 Closing act? 132 00:07:07,350 --> 00:07:09,220 Yeah, save the best for last! 133 00:07:09,240 --> 00:07:11,310 Well, break a leg, guys. I can't wait. 134 00:07:11,320 --> 00:07:16,660 And finally, give it up for Mordecai and the Rigbys! 135 00:07:16,660 --> 00:07:18,750 - Yeah, come on! - Sorry we're late. 136 00:07:18,750 --> 00:07:20,020 Where've you guys been? 137 00:07:20,130 --> 00:07:22,190 We had to get you these... 138 00:07:23,640 --> 00:07:25,880 Picks? But we still don't even know how to play! 139 00:07:25,880 --> 00:07:27,430 Just go out there, you'll be great. 140 00:07:27,430 --> 00:07:29,520 Just like we were ten years ago. 141 00:07:29,600 --> 00:07:31,280 - But... - Crowd's waitin'! Go on! 142 00:07:37,570 --> 00:07:41,120 Come on, ladies, play us a tasty lick! 143 00:07:55,620 --> 00:07:57,740 Holy crap! 144 00:09:11,030 --> 00:09:13,120 Yeah! Yeah, baby! 145 00:09:13,120 --> 00:09:14,570 You can stop now. 146 00:09:17,890 --> 00:09:20,400 Wait, wait. I can explain, I can explain! 147 00:09:20,680 --> 00:09:22,020 We were lip-synching. 148 00:09:26,420 --> 00:09:28,380 Hey, look, I don't blame you. 149 00:09:28,380 --> 00:09:29,940 We thought we could just order some t-shirts 150 00:09:29,940 --> 00:09:31,670 and pass ourselves off as a band. 151 00:09:31,670 --> 00:09:34,230 But it turns out playing music's really hard to do. 152 00:09:34,490 --> 00:09:36,490 We just got caught up in the dream, man. 153 00:09:36,590 --> 00:09:39,180 And just for a little while it was real. 154 00:09:39,400 --> 00:09:40,340 But that's over. 155 00:09:40,470 --> 00:09:42,080 And lip-synching's not cool. 156 00:09:42,260 --> 00:09:44,000 So we're breaking up the band. 157 00:09:45,040 --> 00:09:46,820 Why'd you stop? It was going great. 158 00:09:46,820 --> 00:09:48,560 You tricked us into lip-synching! 159 00:09:48,670 --> 00:09:51,750 Look. We've become rich and famous because of lip-synching. 160 00:09:51,880 --> 00:09:53,500 Don't you wanna be a part of that? 161 00:09:53,640 --> 00:09:55,860 No, that's lame! 162 00:09:55,900 --> 00:09:58,710 You may be me, but that's not the me I wanna be. 163 00:09:58,750 --> 00:09:59,730 Me neither! 164 00:09:59,810 --> 00:10:02,160 Mordecai and the Rigbys is over. 165 00:10:04,650 --> 00:10:06,550 OK, dude! Think about what you're doing! 166 00:10:06,550 --> 00:10:07,880 Yeah, stop, man! 167 00:10:07,880 --> 00:10:10,530 If you break up the band, what are we gonna do in the future? 168 00:10:10,610 --> 00:10:13,040 I wouldn't wanna ruin the surprise. 169 00:10:14,330 --> 00:10:16,920 Nooo! 170 00:10:25,250 --> 00:10:27,660 Yeah! Alright! 171 00:10:28,370 --> 00:10:31,310 I don't know why you thought this open mic would be embarrassing. 172 00:10:31,310 --> 00:10:32,910 This is awesome! 173 00:10:35,450 --> 00:10:37,490 Mordecai! Mordecai! 174 00:10:37,490 --> 00:10:39,490 Margaret! Margaret! 175 00:10:39,490 --> 00:10:41,380 - Mordecai! - Margaret! 176 00:10:42,120 --> 00:10:44,080 That was pretty cool, what you said up there! 177 00:10:44,130 --> 00:10:45,080 Thanks, Margaret. 178 00:10:45,080 --> 00:10:47,580 Oh, hey, have you met my new boyfriend, Angel? 179 00:10:48,140 --> 00:10:48,940 C'mon, baby. 180 00:10:49,060 --> 00:10:51,680 We don't wanna be late for our dinner reserva-ations! 181 00:10:51,830 --> 00:10:53,920 Oh, yeah. See you, guys! 182 00:10:54,190 --> 00:10:56,710 Oh, Angel, you have such a great voice. 183 00:10:58,370 --> 00:11:00,160 Maybe you should have just kept lip-synching.