1 00:00:12,339 --> 00:00:14,779 Movies! Rent your movies! 2 00:00:16,138 --> 00:00:17,728 Oh, sorry man. 3 00:00:17,758 --> 00:00:19,328 Nice outfit! 4 00:00:19,328 --> 00:00:21,118 It's a costume! 5 00:00:21,128 --> 00:00:23,217 They make me wear it! 6 00:00:24,247 --> 00:00:26,747 Movie night! 7 00:00:26,797 --> 00:00:28,686 I got the popcorn! 8 00:00:28,686 --> 00:00:30,346 I got the movie! 9 00:00:30,376 --> 00:00:32,476 Wait, I thought we were watching Shy Guy. 10 00:00:32,506 --> 00:00:34,475 Dude, you've seen that movie 100 times. 11 00:00:34,475 --> 00:00:35,535 I got something better. 12 00:00:36,825 --> 00:00:38,235 Ello Gov'nor? 13 00:00:38,355 --> 00:00:40,534 Yeah man, it's foreign. Check it. 14 00:00:40,534 --> 00:00:43,114 A British taxi is possessed by the soul of its driver, 15 00:00:43,114 --> 00:00:45,913 seeking revenge on the lowly gang members who murdered him. 16 00:00:45,933 --> 00:00:48,953 Pay the fare... or pay the price. 17 00:00:48,993 --> 00:00:51,303 No dude, not a horror movie! 18 00:00:51,303 --> 00:00:53,802 Last time I had to walk you to the bathroom every night for a week! 19 00:00:53,852 --> 00:00:55,502 No, man, it'll be different. 20 00:00:55,502 --> 00:00:58,121 This one is old and cheesy. It will be hilarious! 21 00:00:58,231 --> 00:00:59,741 You sure you can handle it? 22 00:00:59,741 --> 00:01:01,481 Dude, it's in black and white. Come on. 23 00:01:01,481 --> 00:01:03,031 Mmm... alright. 24 00:01:11,789 --> 00:01:13,339 See, isn't this fun? 25 00:01:24,777 --> 00:01:26,607 Ello, gov'nor! 26 00:01:36,165 --> 00:01:38,125 Ello, gov'nor! 27 00:01:47,393 --> 00:01:49,113 Ello, gov'nor! 28 00:01:55,822 --> 00:01:57,902 Ello, gov'nor! 29 00:01:59,191 --> 00:02:00,521 Ello, gov'nor! 30 00:02:11,029 --> 00:02:12,149 Is it over? 31 00:02:12,629 --> 00:02:14,889 Dude, that was so cheesy. 32 00:02:14,889 --> 00:02:16,319 I mean, what was up with the taxi? 33 00:02:16,319 --> 00:02:19,588 Was it supposed to be evil or normal but haunted by a ghost... 34 00:02:19,588 --> 00:02:21,848 controlling the taxi or what? You know? 35 00:02:43,584 --> 00:02:45,224 Mordecai! 36 00:02:48,253 --> 00:02:51,583 Mordecai! Wake up! Wake up! 37 00:02:51,583 --> 00:02:53,282 Ello, gov'nor! 38 00:02:58,672 --> 00:03:01,431 Dude, chill out! You're screaming like a freaking maniac! 39 00:03:01,431 --> 00:03:03,091 I keep having nightmares! 40 00:03:03,091 --> 00:03:05,010 Just dream about something else then. 41 00:03:05,440 --> 00:03:07,480 Dream like you're a tough guy or something. 42 00:03:09,920 --> 00:03:11,089 I'm a tough guy. 43 00:03:11,459 --> 00:03:12,589 I'm a tough guy. 44 00:03:13,989 --> 00:03:16,099 They say this city's tough. 45 00:03:17,428 --> 00:03:18,948 But I'm tougher. 46 00:03:24,767 --> 00:03:28,327 You walked down the wrong alley, Riggerson. 47 00:03:30,186 --> 00:03:32,376 The name's... Fists! 48 00:03:34,176 --> 00:03:35,795 Ello, gov'nor! 49 00:03:42,824 --> 00:03:44,244 What the heck, Rigby? 50 00:03:44,244 --> 00:03:47,393 It's that stupid British taxi! It's all up inside my brain! 51 00:03:47,563 --> 00:03:49,833 I knew it! I knew this would happen! 52 00:03:49,833 --> 00:03:51,633 I told you we shouldn't have watched that movie! 53 00:03:51,633 --> 00:03:53,892 I know. I'm sorry. I can't help it. 54 00:03:54,712 --> 00:03:57,932 Alright dude, we'll just desensitize you to the horror. 55 00:03:57,952 --> 00:03:59,541 We're gonna watch "Ello Gov'nor" 56 00:03:59,541 --> 00:04:02,341 over and over again until you stop being scared. 57 00:04:02,341 --> 00:04:04,501 Look at it! Look at it! 58 00:04:04,501 --> 00:04:05,540 - Let me go! - It's not real! 59 00:04:05,540 --> 00:04:07,390 You can see the microphone showing! 60 00:04:07,390 --> 00:04:08,960 - Look at it! - Get off me! 61 00:04:08,990 --> 00:04:10,330 I'm sick of you keeping me up! 62 00:04:10,370 --> 00:04:12,559 - You look at it! - Let me go! 63 00:04:12,599 --> 00:04:14,579 - Look at it! - Let me go! 64 00:04:14,669 --> 00:04:17,768 Look at it! Look... At it. 65 00:04:18,118 --> 00:04:20,928 You look at it. You... look at it. 66 00:04:21,208 --> 00:04:23,747 Let... Me... GO! 67 00:04:26,157 --> 00:04:28,077 What the heck is going on? 68 00:04:28,097 --> 00:04:31,186 Rigby's just freaked out by this dumb British movie we watched. 69 00:04:31,226 --> 00:04:32,846 Well, you'd better have this mess cleaned up 70 00:04:32,846 --> 00:04:35,196 by the time I get back from my cricket game! 71 00:04:35,286 --> 00:04:36,455 - Cricket? - Yeah. 72 00:04:36,485 --> 00:04:38,555 I'm trying new things. So what? 73 00:04:39,005 --> 00:04:40,445 Will British people be there? 74 00:04:40,445 --> 00:04:42,794 It's cricket, what do you think? 75 00:04:46,504 --> 00:04:48,513 See Rigby, there's nothing to be afraid of. 76 00:04:48,513 --> 00:04:50,813 See how calm and collected these British dudes are? 77 00:04:51,023 --> 00:04:55,132 Ello gov'nor! Ello gov'nor, ello gov'nor, ello, ello, ello... 78 00:04:58,032 --> 00:04:59,232 Ello, gov'nor! 79 00:05:00,431 --> 00:05:03,261 Rigby! RIGBY! 80 00:05:03,491 --> 00:05:06,980 Aw man, I knew we shouldn't have watched that lame car movie. 81 00:05:06,980 --> 00:05:08,850 He's scared of cars now? 82 00:05:08,920 --> 00:05:10,680 No, just British taxis. 83 00:05:10,740 --> 00:05:12,309 What a silly notion, 84 00:05:12,359 --> 00:05:15,179 my British taxi isn't scary at all. 85 00:05:15,219 --> 00:05:17,639 Wait, Pops, you own a British taxi? 86 00:05:17,679 --> 00:05:18,718 Yes! 87 00:05:19,708 --> 00:05:21,158 What's in the barn? 88 00:05:21,188 --> 00:05:23,348 Something that's gonna get rid of your fear. 89 00:05:24,207 --> 00:05:25,607 There she is! 90 00:05:25,687 --> 00:05:27,387 Isn't she a beauty? 91 00:05:27,857 --> 00:05:30,606 What the heck Pops? I thought you said you had a British taxi! 92 00:05:30,666 --> 00:05:32,086 A British taxi? 93 00:05:32,086 --> 00:05:35,036 Oh, I thought you said a brownish taxi! 94 00:05:35,036 --> 00:05:36,415 But that taxi's yellow. 95 00:05:36,515 --> 00:05:40,715 Yellow? My taxi is no coward, I guarantee you that! 96 00:05:40,715 --> 00:05:42,124 Never mind. 97 00:05:43,534 --> 00:05:44,874 Ready to go for a ride? 98 00:05:44,874 --> 00:05:46,484 In that thing? No way! 99 00:05:46,514 --> 00:05:48,833 It's not even a British taxi! Come on. 100 00:05:48,833 --> 00:05:50,713 I don't care, a taxi's a taxi! 101 00:05:50,713 --> 00:05:53,163 It'll be fun! We'll just go for a little ride. 102 00:05:53,163 --> 00:05:55,282 Uhh, I got to go to the bathroom. 103 00:06:05,051 --> 00:06:07,010 Ello, gov'nor! 104 00:06:11,510 --> 00:06:13,319 Ello, gov'nor! 105 00:06:20,298 --> 00:06:21,478 Let's go, let's go! 106 00:06:21,708 --> 00:06:22,398 Drive! 107 00:06:25,377 --> 00:06:26,527 What? What is it? 108 00:06:26,607 --> 00:06:28,957 That British taxi, man! It's following me! 109 00:06:28,967 --> 00:06:31,156 Dude, come on! You're just seeing things! 110 00:06:31,156 --> 00:06:33,656 No! It was the British taxi and it was real! 111 00:06:33,656 --> 00:06:35,056 So it came out of the movie then? 112 00:06:35,086 --> 00:06:36,685 I don't know! Maybe! 113 00:06:36,705 --> 00:06:39,175 All right, fine, look, you're safe now anyways. 114 00:06:39,175 --> 00:06:40,835 Let's just try to relax and calm down, 115 00:06:40,835 --> 00:06:42,405 Pops will drive us around for a bit. 116 00:06:57,032 --> 00:06:58,902 Wait, Pops! Where are we going? 117 00:06:58,902 --> 00:07:01,071 I always drive deep into the woods 118 00:07:01,071 --> 00:07:03,261 when I want to clear my mind. 119 00:07:03,281 --> 00:07:05,221 Don't you just love the scenery? 120 00:07:22,028 --> 00:07:22,998 Oh, bother. 121 00:07:22,998 --> 00:07:25,267 What? Why are we stopping? What's going on? 122 00:07:25,267 --> 00:07:27,887 It seems we've run out of gasoline. 123 00:07:27,887 --> 00:07:29,697 Oh man, oh man, this is not good! 124 00:07:29,697 --> 00:07:32,646 He's coming and we're stuck here! Mordecai! 125 00:07:32,696 --> 00:07:34,196 What, what is it? 126 00:07:34,226 --> 00:07:37,005 We ran out of gas, and he's coming for me! 127 00:07:38,265 --> 00:07:40,235 Come on, we gotta get out and push. 128 00:07:40,305 --> 00:07:41,545 Come on, Rigby! 129 00:07:41,545 --> 00:07:43,544 No! I'm not going out there! 130 00:07:43,544 --> 00:07:46,684 Fine, Pops and I will push you all the way home then. 131 00:07:46,894 --> 00:07:48,054 Geez. 132 00:07:52,783 --> 00:07:55,992 No, no, no, no, no, not back this way! 133 00:07:59,772 --> 00:08:02,001 No, no, no, no, no! 134 00:08:02,931 --> 00:08:04,401 All right, help! 135 00:08:06,141 --> 00:08:07,220 Rigby! 136 00:08:10,050 --> 00:08:11,480 Ello, gov'nor! 137 00:08:11,480 --> 00:08:13,090 Holy crap, it's real! 138 00:08:13,090 --> 00:08:14,239 Run, Pops! 139 00:08:28,297 --> 00:08:29,527 Pops, look out! 140 00:08:34,676 --> 00:08:37,495 Oh no! It's going after Rigby! We gotta help him! 141 00:08:37,495 --> 00:08:39,195 Rigby! 142 00:08:51,863 --> 00:08:53,363 Ello, gov'nor. 143 00:08:54,393 --> 00:08:55,672 Rigby! 144 00:09:01,891 --> 00:09:03,761 Ello, gov'nor! 145 00:09:03,761 --> 00:09:05,591 I'm no gov'nor! 146 00:09:10,330 --> 00:09:12,520 Ello, gov'nor! 147 00:09:14,589 --> 00:09:16,729 The name's FISTS! 148 00:09:17,519 --> 00:09:21,348 Leave me alone! I hate you! 149 00:09:25,718 --> 00:09:28,807 Stop following me around! 150 00:09:28,807 --> 00:09:30,307 Rigby! Wake up! 151 00:09:30,617 --> 00:09:33,136 - Rigby, stop it! - Stop... 152 00:09:33,346 --> 00:09:34,476 Mordecai? 153 00:09:34,476 --> 00:09:36,886 Oh, thank show you're all right. 154 00:09:38,165 --> 00:09:40,185 I did it, I conquered my fear. 155 00:09:40,185 --> 00:09:44,034 I cleaned that taxi's clock, with my fists. 156 00:09:44,084 --> 00:09:45,094 Kind of, 157 00:09:45,134 --> 00:09:47,804 you hit your head and started going psycho on the taxi, 158 00:09:47,904 --> 00:09:50,163 but, actually, the taxi was a kid. 159 00:09:54,533 --> 00:09:55,483 You? 160 00:09:55,483 --> 00:09:56,842 Yeah, what's your problem? 161 00:09:56,842 --> 00:09:59,742 Why were you following me in that taxi suit? 162 00:10:00,122 --> 00:10:02,102 My boss made me wear this. 163 00:10:02,102 --> 00:10:03,671 I'm from the video store. 164 00:10:03,711 --> 00:10:05,631 Your rental is overdue. 165 00:10:05,931 --> 00:10:07,931 Why didn't you just call or something? 166 00:10:07,931 --> 00:10:10,300 I did! And I sent a fax! 167 00:10:10,350 --> 00:10:11,400 That was you? 168 00:10:11,450 --> 00:10:12,380 Yes! 169 00:10:12,390 --> 00:10:14,549 So can you just return the video, please? 170 00:10:14,779 --> 00:10:15,859 We broke it. 171 00:10:15,909 --> 00:10:17,629 Well, you're gonna have to pay for it. 172 00:10:18,409 --> 00:10:19,219 Pops? 173 00:10:19,509 --> 00:10:20,558 Of course. 174 00:10:20,738 --> 00:10:23,848 I'm afraid the smallest bill I have is a hundred. 175 00:10:23,848 --> 00:10:26,058 - Will that do? - Yeah, sure. 176 00:10:27,467 --> 00:10:29,237 Is this some kind of joke? 177 00:10:31,687 --> 00:10:33,506 I gotta get a better job. 178 00:10:35,606 --> 00:10:38,306 - Hey, Mordecai? - Augh, not again! 179 00:10:38,306 --> 00:10:40,285 Don't worry dude, I'm not scared again. I just... 180 00:10:40,515 --> 00:10:43,245 Thanks dude, for helping me out with my fears and stuff. 181 00:10:43,385 --> 00:10:44,624 No problem, man. 182 00:10:44,724 --> 00:10:46,874 - Good night, Rigby. - Good night, Mordecai. 183 00:10:49,064 --> 00:10:51,633 They say this city's pretty tough. 184 00:10:51,773 --> 00:10:53,563 But I'm tougher.