1 00:00:11,990 --> 00:00:15,260 The next person receiving an appreciation plaque is... 2 00:00:15,360 --> 00:00:16,380 Skips! 3 00:00:18,840 --> 00:00:20,730 It says here in the Book of Park Records 4 00:00:20,730 --> 00:00:23,530 that you went the whole year without taking a day off. 5 00:00:23,700 --> 00:00:27,310 Oh man, that's like, 400 days! 6 00:00:28,440 --> 00:00:30,780 Thanks Skips, we appreciate it! 7 00:00:30,800 --> 00:00:32,970 The next is... Pops! 8 00:00:33,030 --> 00:00:34,420 Hooray! 9 00:00:34,500 --> 00:00:37,810 For helping a baby bird back into its nest. 10 00:00:37,810 --> 00:00:39,010 Oh dude, we're next! 11 00:00:39,010 --> 00:00:41,550 That plaque is gonna look sweet hanging on over my bed! 12 00:00:41,550 --> 00:00:44,480 Yeah! Finally some recognition! 13 00:00:44,480 --> 00:00:46,030 And last, but not least, 14 00:00:46,070 --> 00:00:48,650 two guys who really pulled it together this year. 15 00:00:48,660 --> 00:00:52,020 Two guys that remind us to not just work hard, 16 00:00:52,250 --> 00:00:54,770 but to work hard at having a good time. 17 00:00:54,900 --> 00:00:56,930 Two guys that we couldn't do without. 18 00:00:56,990 --> 00:00:58,450 And these two guys are... 19 00:01:00,990 --> 00:01:03,210 Muscle Man and Hi Five Ghost. 20 00:01:06,380 --> 00:01:08,850 Eat on that, Mordecai and Rigby! 21 00:01:13,820 --> 00:01:15,710 C'mon Benson, what about us? 22 00:01:15,760 --> 00:01:17,670 Oh yeah. Mordecai and Rigby. 23 00:01:17,860 --> 00:01:19,770 Let's see, let's see. 24 00:01:20,310 --> 00:01:21,970 Clean up this mess. 25 00:01:22,560 --> 00:01:25,570 Wait Benson! What about our appreciation plaques? 26 00:01:25,570 --> 00:01:26,980 In order to get a plaque, 27 00:01:26,980 --> 00:01:29,330 you have to do something that's appreciated. 28 00:01:29,330 --> 00:01:31,330 And according to The Book of Park Records, 29 00:01:31,330 --> 00:01:34,050 all you guys do is mess up and slack off. 30 00:01:34,090 --> 00:01:35,850 We do stuff for The Park all the time. 31 00:01:35,850 --> 00:01:38,100 Yeah, there has got to be something good about us in that book! 32 00:01:38,100 --> 00:01:41,180 This book is a record of everything that has ever happened in The Park. 33 00:01:41,200 --> 00:01:43,550 It's been handed down from manager to manager 34 00:01:43,550 --> 00:01:45,030 since The Park's founding. 35 00:01:45,120 --> 00:01:48,460 It's a sacred document, so keep your dirty hands off! 36 00:01:48,800 --> 00:01:50,790 Can't you fund in a bit to make us look better? 37 00:01:50,790 --> 00:01:52,490 No, I can only write the truth, 38 00:01:52,490 --> 00:01:54,970 and the truth is I don't appreciate you. 39 00:01:57,450 --> 00:01:59,850 Aw, I can't believe this! 40 00:01:59,890 --> 00:02:00,810 Relax dude. 41 00:02:00,820 --> 00:02:03,490 We just need to do some work so he'll see what awesome employees we are. 42 00:02:03,540 --> 00:02:05,490 I bet if he sees us doing one job, 43 00:02:05,540 --> 00:02:07,170 he'll totally appreciate us. 44 00:02:07,280 --> 00:02:09,080 Yeah! We'll make him appreciate us so hard, 45 00:02:09,080 --> 00:02:11,040 we'll be the ones handing out the plaques! 46 00:02:11,460 --> 00:02:13,040 To... ourselves. 47 00:02:47,590 --> 00:02:49,250 Aww, this is hopeless! 48 00:02:49,250 --> 00:02:51,300 Benson is never gonna appreciate us! 49 00:02:51,340 --> 00:02:54,140 Anyone who reads that book will think we're complete slackers. 50 00:02:54,610 --> 00:02:55,820 What if we change it? 51 00:02:55,870 --> 00:02:58,930 We can re-write it so we look like the employees of the century! 52 00:02:58,980 --> 00:03:01,940 Dude! Let's go change that book! 53 00:03:06,540 --> 00:03:07,690 The coast is clear! 54 00:03:08,820 --> 00:03:10,960 The Book of Park Records. 55 00:03:13,780 --> 00:03:14,840 Dude, open it up! 56 00:03:14,980 --> 00:03:17,530 I don't know man. Maybe we shouldn't do this. 57 00:03:17,650 --> 00:03:19,500 What if we aren't meant to see what's inside? 58 00:03:20,010 --> 00:03:21,940 If we were not supposed to see what's inside, 59 00:03:21,940 --> 00:03:23,630 they shouldn't have taught us how to read! 60 00:03:24,540 --> 00:03:26,350 - I found our names! - Gimme that! 61 00:03:26,790 --> 00:03:30,390 Mordecai and Rigby are lazy, good-for-nothing slackers? 62 00:03:31,340 --> 00:03:32,390 It's kind of true. 63 00:03:33,130 --> 00:03:36,520 Their continued employment is one of life's greatest mysteries! 64 00:03:36,720 --> 00:03:39,380 Can't be taught, untrustworthy, useless, 65 00:03:39,470 --> 00:03:41,200 destruction of park property! 66 00:03:41,200 --> 00:03:42,920 Oh sure, that one time! 67 00:03:42,990 --> 00:03:46,000 A general waste of time, energy, and space! 68 00:03:46,540 --> 00:03:49,080 Anyone who reads this is gonna think we're complete tools! 69 00:03:50,510 --> 00:03:51,450 No they're not. 70 00:03:51,680 --> 00:03:53,700 Let's change this stupid book. 71 00:03:53,870 --> 00:03:57,120 Mordecai and Rigby are my two favorite employees. 72 00:03:57,240 --> 00:03:58,160 Let me try! 73 00:03:58,230 --> 00:04:00,800 Every morning Mordecai and Rigby make blueberry pancakes, 74 00:04:00,800 --> 00:04:02,590 do the dishes, and wash the floor. 75 00:04:03,020 --> 00:04:05,280 I save all my hardest jobs for them! 76 00:04:05,560 --> 00:04:08,230 They're always sweating from all the hard work they do! 77 00:04:09,050 --> 00:04:11,290 They're the most reliable guys I ever met! 78 00:04:11,290 --> 00:04:13,560 I trust them with my own life! 79 00:04:13,580 --> 00:04:15,500 Wait, wait. I got one. Check it! 80 00:04:15,500 --> 00:04:17,620 There was this blizzard, and Skips broke his leg, 81 00:04:17,620 --> 00:04:20,600 but it didn't matter because Mordecai and Rigby took him to the hospital! 82 00:04:20,980 --> 00:04:23,210 They totally took him to the hospital! 83 00:04:23,210 --> 00:04:26,010 Yeah, the emergency part of the hospital! 84 00:04:26,010 --> 00:04:29,520 Then they were suddenly attacked by Snowballs the Ice Monster! 85 00:04:29,520 --> 00:04:31,760 It was like 20 feet tall with- 86 00:04:33,530 --> 00:04:35,790 Dude, it's Benson. Dude, we gotta get out of here. 87 00:04:35,790 --> 00:04:37,910 - Wait, I'm not done! - Rigby! 88 00:04:40,790 --> 00:04:42,080 There it is! 89 00:04:50,430 --> 00:04:52,630 Aw man! I didn't get to write the ending! 90 00:04:52,630 --> 00:04:55,270 Whatever dude. It's not like anyone is gonna believe that stuff. 91 00:04:55,310 --> 00:04:56,870 Just be glad we didn't get caught. 92 00:04:58,810 --> 00:05:01,260 Are those pancakes? I smell pancakes. 93 00:05:01,900 --> 00:05:05,010 Blueberry? Man, those smell good. 94 00:05:05,010 --> 00:05:08,370 - Yeah. Who's makin' 'em? - What are you two slackers- 95 00:05:11,730 --> 00:05:14,230 Wow Rigby, those smell great! 96 00:05:14,230 --> 00:05:16,770 - Yeah, but... - Are they ready yet? I'm starving. 97 00:05:17,110 --> 00:05:18,670 Ugh, sure. 98 00:05:21,730 --> 00:05:24,640 Rigby, these are incredible! 99 00:05:25,510 --> 00:05:27,340 Thanks! You made my morning! 100 00:05:27,480 --> 00:05:29,700 Oh no! Oh no you didn't! 101 00:05:29,780 --> 00:05:33,170 - Did you guys do the dishes too? - Ugh, yeah. 102 00:05:33,240 --> 00:05:35,620 - And you washed the floor? - Yeah! 103 00:05:35,650 --> 00:05:38,950 Oh man I appreciate that, you know I do! 104 00:05:41,600 --> 00:05:45,000 I need reliable guys like you to do some hard jobs for me today. 105 00:05:45,230 --> 00:05:46,140 Are you in? 106 00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:48,630 Yeah... 107 00:06:25,040 --> 00:06:26,810 It's so hot. 108 00:06:26,870 --> 00:06:28,640 I can't stop sweating. 109 00:06:28,700 --> 00:06:32,760 Dude, is it just me, or does being appreciated blow? 110 00:06:32,790 --> 00:06:35,470 Yeah man. It's not worth it. 111 00:06:35,470 --> 00:06:38,210 Mordecai! Rigby! Did you hear? 112 00:06:38,510 --> 00:06:41,570 There's to be a blizzard this afternoon! 113 00:06:41,620 --> 00:06:43,090 But it's the middle of Summer. 114 00:06:43,200 --> 00:06:44,960 I know, but look! 115 00:06:45,120 --> 00:06:47,400 I've already donned my snowshoes! 116 00:06:47,550 --> 00:06:49,020 Pfft, snow? 117 00:06:49,130 --> 00:06:51,510 Sounds like more crazy Pops talk to me, right? 118 00:06:51,510 --> 00:06:52,240 Yeah. 119 00:06:56,410 --> 00:06:57,960 This is crazy! 120 00:06:57,960 --> 00:07:00,530 Dude, I think it's the book! 121 00:07:00,530 --> 00:07:02,360 - What? - Don't you get it? 122 00:07:02,480 --> 00:07:06,760 The pancakes, Benson liking us, the work, this blizzard! 123 00:07:07,150 --> 00:07:08,470 Skips! 124 00:07:12,020 --> 00:07:14,610 Dude, how are we gonna find him? I can't see anything! 125 00:07:14,660 --> 00:07:16,120 Just keep going! 126 00:07:18,920 --> 00:07:19,910 What was that? 127 00:07:21,720 --> 00:07:23,040 Skips! 128 00:07:26,830 --> 00:07:28,430 That's not good. 129 00:07:28,430 --> 00:07:29,800 Help me get him into the cart! 130 00:07:47,070 --> 00:07:49,040 Oh no! We're dead! 131 00:07:49,040 --> 00:07:49,920 Wait here! 132 00:07:49,950 --> 00:07:52,080 Mordecai! Come back! 133 00:07:58,730 --> 00:07:59,720 Look out! 134 00:08:10,290 --> 00:08:12,170 I don't remember writing that in the book. 135 00:08:19,880 --> 00:08:22,120 You had to say Snowballs the Ice Monster? 136 00:08:22,190 --> 00:08:23,610 He doesn't look that bad. 137 00:08:27,330 --> 00:08:30,510 Fire? You made him breathe fire? Are you kidding? 138 00:08:32,030 --> 00:08:33,450 It's looking at us! 139 00:08:40,710 --> 00:08:42,210 This is all your fault! 140 00:08:42,210 --> 00:08:44,060 You were the one who wanted to change the book! 141 00:08:44,080 --> 00:08:46,600 You wrote lies in the Book of Park Records? 142 00:08:46,600 --> 00:08:47,350 Maybe... 143 00:08:47,350 --> 00:08:49,630 Yeah, well... You're the one who made me stop writing! 144 00:08:49,630 --> 00:08:52,920 That's gonna be a super sweet ending with bazooka and explosions, and a helicopter... 145 00:08:52,920 --> 00:08:53,980 Rigby, the book! 146 00:08:54,010 --> 00:08:57,070 If everything we write in the book comes true then all we need to do is... 147 00:08:57,350 --> 00:08:58,810 We gotta find Benson! 148 00:09:01,640 --> 00:09:03,640 Hey, just the guys I wanted to see. 149 00:09:03,640 --> 00:09:05,970 - I've got your appreciation plaques. - Not now! 150 00:09:05,970 --> 00:09:07,860 I'm gonna make everything go back to normal! 151 00:09:07,860 --> 00:09:09,910 Wait! You're not gonna change everything back, right? 152 00:09:09,910 --> 00:09:11,390 At least, leave some of the good stuff. 153 00:09:13,300 --> 00:09:14,310 The book! 154 00:09:19,480 --> 00:09:21,000 No! 155 00:09:26,900 --> 00:09:29,010 Mordecai, hurry! Write something! 156 00:09:29,110 --> 00:09:31,720 "... then the monster breathed fire on itself and he melted." 157 00:09:35,650 --> 00:09:37,560 "... and then the monster disappeared forever!" 158 00:09:40,140 --> 00:09:41,760 Why isn't it working? 159 00:09:43,210 --> 00:09:45,120 Because he still has the cover! 160 00:09:54,820 --> 00:09:56,000 Rigby! 161 00:10:04,360 --> 00:10:06,030 Mordecai, catch! 162 00:10:13,170 --> 00:10:15,980 "... and the monster went away and everything went back to normal." 163 00:10:27,760 --> 00:10:28,690 Rigby? 164 00:10:32,390 --> 00:10:33,820 Cool! 165 00:10:33,820 --> 00:10:34,970 I'll take that! 166 00:10:34,990 --> 00:10:36,800 I don't know what's been going on here 167 00:10:36,800 --> 00:10:38,880 or why you two jokers have my book, 168 00:10:38,880 --> 00:10:41,460 so you had better clean this mess up starting now 169 00:10:41,460 --> 00:10:43,400 or YOU'RE BOTH FIRED! 170 00:10:43,530 --> 00:10:44,500 What mess? 171 00:10:45,890 --> 00:10:48,280 Huh... We did all the job you asked us to do. 172 00:10:49,760 --> 00:10:51,420 Skips, let's get out of here. 173 00:10:55,940 --> 00:10:56,570 What? 174 00:10:56,810 --> 00:10:59,220 Still no appreciation plaques?