1 00:00:11,590 --> 00:00:14,700 It's always good to have you at the park, Mr. Maellard, sir. 2 00:00:14,700 --> 00:00:16,790 Don't try to fantisize with me, Bert! 3 00:00:16,830 --> 00:00:18,790 Actually, sir, my name is Benson. 4 00:00:18,790 --> 00:00:20,970 I know what your name is, Beanbag! 5 00:00:21,010 --> 00:00:24,060 So, everything is ready for the unveiling of the new statue today, right, 6 00:00:24,060 --> 00:00:25,090 Beanbag? 7 00:00:25,090 --> 00:00:27,280 Yes, sir. The catering's all set up, 8 00:00:27,280 --> 00:00:29,190 and the sound system is in place... 9 00:00:29,190 --> 00:00:33,080 Good. Great. Only one thing missing. My son! Pops! 10 00:00:33,290 --> 00:00:36,190 When I told him he had to give a speech today, he ran away, crying! 11 00:00:36,190 --> 00:00:38,740 I did not invite all my friends and waste a lot of money for nothing! 12 00:00:38,740 --> 00:00:40,170 Right, Beanteen? 13 00:00:40,170 --> 00:00:41,090 Uh, no, sir. 14 00:00:41,090 --> 00:00:43,380 Now go find Pops so he can give his speech, 15 00:00:43,380 --> 00:00:45,700 or you're fired! Underline, fired! 16 00:00:46,690 --> 00:00:48,770 So, what do we do first? 17 00:00:48,770 --> 00:00:52,440 Find Pops, and make sure Mordecai and Rigby don't mess this up. 18 00:00:55,790 --> 00:00:58,210 Hey Pops, is everything okay? 19 00:00:58,350 --> 00:00:59,380 No. 20 00:00:59,570 --> 00:01:03,730 My father wants me to give a speech in front of all his friends today. 21 00:01:03,730 --> 00:01:05,010 But I can't, 22 00:01:05,160 --> 00:01:06,730 because I'm a no-good turkey 23 00:01:06,730 --> 00:01:09,830 and I'm going to strawberry jam the whole thing up! 24 00:01:10,740 --> 00:01:11,810 What are you saying? 25 00:01:11,810 --> 00:01:14,040 I'm just saying, I can't! 26 00:01:14,060 --> 00:01:18,330 I don't know why, I just get terribly anxious when I give speeches! 27 00:01:18,350 --> 00:01:21,230 I give speeches all the time. It's easy. 28 00:01:21,270 --> 00:01:23,320 When do you ever give speeches? 29 00:01:23,320 --> 00:01:26,120 What? It's like, just, talking in front of a bunch of people! 30 00:01:26,150 --> 00:01:28,070 We talk in front of each other all the time. 31 00:01:28,070 --> 00:01:30,070 Actually, yeah! We do do that! 32 00:01:30,130 --> 00:01:32,680 See, Pops? We can totally help you get over your nerves. 33 00:01:32,680 --> 00:01:34,620 Oh, thank you! 34 00:01:35,550 --> 00:01:36,480 Okay, Pops. 35 00:01:36,490 --> 00:01:38,360 I want you to pretend there's a crowd of people here. 36 00:01:38,360 --> 00:01:40,370 But, they're all your family and friends. 37 00:01:40,370 --> 00:01:42,370 You know, people who it's easy for you to talk to. 38 00:01:42,370 --> 00:01:43,890 And... go! 39 00:01:45,190 --> 00:01:47,040 I need my notes. 40 00:01:47,310 --> 00:01:48,350 Let's see. 41 00:01:49,750 --> 00:01:51,560 Where did everyone go? 42 00:01:51,890 --> 00:01:54,260 They must have hated my speech. 43 00:01:54,300 --> 00:01:57,080 No, Pops. Just pretend there are people there. 44 00:01:58,300 --> 00:02:00,290 I'm not very good at pretending. 45 00:02:00,290 --> 00:02:01,250 I got this. 46 00:02:02,500 --> 00:02:03,250 Here. 47 00:02:03,280 --> 00:02:06,390 Pretend these dudes are your friends and family in the crowd. 48 00:02:06,480 --> 00:02:08,160 Where did these people come from? 49 00:02:08,190 --> 00:02:09,730 Okay, Pops. Give it a shot. 50 00:02:10,050 --> 00:02:11,160 Okay... 51 00:02:12,800 --> 00:02:15,550 NO! NO! Get away! 52 00:02:16,820 --> 00:02:18,900 STOP FOLLOWING ME! 53 00:02:20,780 --> 00:02:23,600 Maybe we should just find you some real people to practice on. 54 00:02:32,480 --> 00:02:35,260 Okay. Obviously, this isn't working. 55 00:02:35,260 --> 00:02:37,210 I guess Pops will just never be able to give his speech, 56 00:02:37,210 --> 00:02:38,220 you know what I'm saying? 57 00:02:39,540 --> 00:02:41,130 How you holding up there, Pops? 58 00:02:42,200 --> 00:02:44,560 I just don't think I can do it. 59 00:02:44,560 --> 00:02:45,400 Hey, I know! 60 00:02:45,410 --> 00:02:47,260 Why don't you just picture everybody naked? 61 00:02:47,260 --> 00:02:48,950 - Naked? - Yeah! 62 00:02:48,950 --> 00:02:50,140 Okay. 63 00:02:51,600 --> 00:02:54,200 I don't like doing this! 64 00:02:54,280 --> 00:02:57,310 Ugh. I don't know, why don't you just spin around and get dizzy or something? 65 00:02:57,310 --> 00:02:59,230 What? How's that gonna do anything? 66 00:02:59,230 --> 00:03:01,560 It makes more sense than looking at naked people! 67 00:03:01,560 --> 00:03:02,870 Pops, what would you rather do? 68 00:03:02,870 --> 00:03:05,020 Spin around and get dizzy, or look at naked people? 69 00:03:05,020 --> 00:03:06,180 Get dizzy. 70 00:03:07,580 --> 00:03:09,140 Why don't you give it a try, Pops? 71 00:03:09,690 --> 00:03:11,280 Okay. 72 00:03:11,530 --> 00:03:13,390 - Ready? - Uh-huh. 73 00:03:13,490 --> 00:03:14,710 Now spin! 74 00:03:17,200 --> 00:03:18,660 Oh, yes! 75 00:03:18,780 --> 00:03:19,920 Is it working? 76 00:03:19,920 --> 00:03:23,210 Oh my, it's true! 77 00:03:23,220 --> 00:03:25,120 I am not nervous anymore! 78 00:03:25,300 --> 00:03:28,990 It is workin, iti s workin! 79 00:03:29,040 --> 00:03:36,370 I'm not nervous! I'm not nervous! 80 00:03:37,110 --> 00:03:38,560 I'm gonna do it! 81 00:03:38,560 --> 00:03:42,040 I'm gonna give the best speech I've ever given! 82 00:03:42,850 --> 00:03:44,880 I cannot find Pops! Did you see him? 83 00:03:44,880 --> 00:03:46,850 Nope I checked everywhere! 84 00:03:46,990 --> 00:03:49,780 Muscle Man, have you seen Pops at all today? 85 00:03:49,780 --> 00:03:53,380 Yeah! And you know who else has seen Pops today? 86 00:03:53,440 --> 00:03:54,950 Who, your mom? 87 00:03:55,010 --> 00:03:56,590 I was not gonna say that! 88 00:03:56,590 --> 00:03:59,850 Why does everyone always think I'm gonna say "my mom"? 89 00:03:59,930 --> 00:04:03,890 I saw Pops earlier by the playground, with those two losers. 90 00:04:03,960 --> 00:04:06,750 Oh great. Mordecai and Rigby found him first. 91 00:04:06,750 --> 00:04:08,660 We better find him, quick! 92 00:04:10,080 --> 00:04:12,230 Okay Pops, you can stop now. 93 00:04:12,230 --> 00:04:15,750 But I have to keep spinning until I give my speech! 94 00:04:15,790 --> 00:04:18,040 Did I tell you I am not nervous anymore? 95 00:04:18,080 --> 00:04:20,630 - Yeah, you did. - A bunch of times, actually. 96 00:04:20,630 --> 00:04:24,100 Isn't it wonderful? I think I'm finally ready! 97 00:04:24,740 --> 00:04:26,010 Careful, Pops! 98 00:05:01,160 --> 00:05:02,120 Is he dead? 99 00:05:04,450 --> 00:05:07,350 Oh dude! He must have passed out from spinning too much! 100 00:05:07,400 --> 00:05:10,540 Never pass out, when there's markers about! 101 00:05:10,540 --> 00:05:13,410 Dude! This isn't some sleepover, this is serious! 102 00:05:15,620 --> 00:05:17,350 Oh man! I'm gonna get help. 103 00:05:17,480 --> 00:05:18,910 You stay with Pops! 104 00:05:38,430 --> 00:05:39,570 Sorry about that. 105 00:05:39,620 --> 00:05:41,280 Traveller I am The Iacedrom. 106 00:05:41,280 --> 00:05:42,710 And I, Ybgir. 107 00:05:43,260 --> 00:05:45,200 Would you like some ice cream? 108 00:05:45,200 --> 00:05:46,790 Oh yes, of course! 109 00:05:46,990 --> 00:05:49,310 What brings you here, traveller? 110 00:05:50,060 --> 00:05:53,670 Well, I was just getting over my fear of giving speeches. 111 00:05:55,790 --> 00:05:58,230 Indeed! We all hate speeches! 112 00:05:58,280 --> 00:06:00,290 In fact, we outlawed them. 113 00:06:00,350 --> 00:06:01,810 Yes, yes. Quite illegal. 114 00:06:01,810 --> 00:06:03,810 In here, it is forbidden to give speeches 115 00:06:03,810 --> 00:06:06,130 just as it is forbidden not to enjoy ice cream. 116 00:06:06,250 --> 00:06:08,020 Oh, what a relief! 117 00:06:08,090 --> 00:06:11,470 - Good show! - Jolly good show indeed! 118 00:06:14,680 --> 00:06:17,170 Oh no, what are you doin? Get away from him! 119 00:06:19,130 --> 00:06:19,990 Rigby! 120 00:06:20,060 --> 00:06:21,910 Sorry, it's a nervous habit! 121 00:06:21,930 --> 00:06:23,250 You guys were takin forever. 122 00:06:23,350 --> 00:06:25,880 That is a disaster! Just Look at him! 123 00:06:28,060 --> 00:06:30,650 It's not funny! Skips, what do we do? 124 00:06:32,900 --> 00:06:35,820 You shouldn't have made him spin like that. 125 00:06:36,920 --> 00:06:39,200 You're gonna have to go in after him. 126 00:06:39,200 --> 00:06:40,230 Go in where? 127 00:06:40,320 --> 00:06:42,400 Into Pops. 128 00:06:44,700 --> 00:06:47,580 Make this quick. I don't want people to think we're holding hands or something. 129 00:06:47,580 --> 00:06:48,780 Just spin! 130 00:06:57,380 --> 00:06:59,830 Don't worry Pops, we're comin! for you 131 00:07:08,580 --> 00:07:10,060 Look, there's Pops! 132 00:07:10,060 --> 00:07:12,210 Pops, Pops! 133 00:07:12,240 --> 00:07:14,920 Mordecai, Rigby, hello! 134 00:07:15,020 --> 00:07:16,990 Pops, we have come to bring you back! 135 00:07:17,050 --> 00:07:20,090 But I don't want to come back. I like it here. 136 00:07:20,150 --> 00:07:21,540 But what about your speech? 137 00:07:21,540 --> 00:07:23,480 I don't want to give the speech. 138 00:07:23,550 --> 00:07:25,490 But we spent all that time preparin, 139 00:07:25,490 --> 00:07:27,240 are you just gonna blow it off now? 140 00:07:27,240 --> 00:07:28,090 Yes! 141 00:07:28,270 --> 00:07:29,610 That is ridiculous! 142 00:07:29,610 --> 00:07:32,410 Come on Pops, let's go! You are comin back with us! 143 00:07:32,490 --> 00:07:34,160 No, I'm not! 144 00:07:34,160 --> 00:07:37,050 - Pops, let's go. - I said no! 145 00:07:37,440 --> 00:07:38,680 Now listen here, 146 00:07:38,680 --> 00:07:42,430 I Have gone through enough turmoil because of that confounded speech. 147 00:07:42,430 --> 00:07:44,630 Why is it me that needs to speak? 148 00:07:44,630 --> 00:07:47,340 Surely, there are those more qualified than I! 149 00:07:47,340 --> 00:07:49,530 I hate speaking in front of crowds. 150 00:07:49,530 --> 00:07:51,950 And we have tried every which way for it to work, 151 00:07:51,950 --> 00:07:54,650 but I just simply cannot do it. 152 00:07:54,650 --> 00:07:56,910 Why am I like that? I don't know, 153 00:07:56,910 --> 00:07:59,350 but surely my father must understand 154 00:07:59,350 --> 00:08:01,170 that there are limits to my abilities. 155 00:08:01,220 --> 00:08:03,090 I Will never ever be able to give a speech, 156 00:08:03,090 --> 00:08:05,090 again and that's just fine by me! 157 00:08:07,020 --> 00:08:09,020 Never say never, Pops! 158 00:08:09,040 --> 00:08:10,160 What do you mean? 159 00:08:10,160 --> 00:08:11,570 You just gave a speech! 160 00:08:12,290 --> 00:08:15,650 Oh my, I did! I did give a speech! 161 00:08:15,740 --> 00:08:19,280 Yeah! I guess you did not get nervous because you were not facing the crowd! 162 00:08:19,280 --> 00:08:21,810 It's true, I didn't feel nervous at all. 163 00:08:21,850 --> 00:08:24,620 Friends, I'm sorry, but I have to leave you now. 164 00:08:24,730 --> 00:08:26,720 Indeed! You do have to leave, 165 00:08:26,730 --> 00:08:28,510 for you have broken the law! 166 00:08:28,590 --> 00:08:30,010 No speeches! 167 00:08:37,160 --> 00:08:40,530 Pops! Skips, drop us lower! 168 00:08:41,370 --> 00:08:42,690 More, Skips! 169 00:08:42,690 --> 00:08:44,260 That's all we got! 170 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:53,920 Pops! 171 00:08:54,020 --> 00:08:55,640 Skips, pull us up! 172 00:09:07,010 --> 00:09:08,010 Pops, you're awake! 173 00:09:08,010 --> 00:09:09,740 Benson, my good man! 174 00:09:09,740 --> 00:09:13,980 Pardon me, I just came back from that strange and wonderful place. 175 00:09:14,100 --> 00:09:16,600 Okay, sure, but can you still give the speech? 176 00:09:16,730 --> 00:09:19,180 Oh yes, I am finally prepared! 177 00:09:19,200 --> 00:09:20,370 Thank goodness. 178 00:09:20,370 --> 00:09:22,660 We just have to get this trash off his face. 179 00:09:22,660 --> 00:09:23,890 Nah, it's cool. 180 00:09:23,920 --> 00:09:26,540 Pops is gonna give his speech facing backwards anyway so... 181 00:09:26,540 --> 00:09:29,280 What? You idiots, that is not some kind of joke! 182 00:09:29,280 --> 00:09:30,950 He cannot give a major speech 183 00:09:30,950 --> 00:09:34,100 in front of a distinguished crowd facing backwards! 184 00:09:34,200 --> 00:09:37,050 If Mr. Maellard sees that, we are all gonna get fired! 185 00:09:37,110 --> 00:09:38,070 Give me the marker. 186 00:09:39,250 --> 00:09:40,610 Turn around, Pops. 187 00:09:45,740 --> 00:09:46,820 We're dead. 188 00:09:55,650 --> 00:09:57,480 Ladies and gentlemen, 189 00:09:57,490 --> 00:10:01,530 I hearby dedicate this new statue to the Park. 190 00:10:01,850 --> 00:10:03,450 Bravo. Bravo. 191 00:10:03,450 --> 00:10:05,380 That's the whole speech? 192 00:10:05,380 --> 00:10:07,660 You have got a fine boy there, Maellard. 193 00:10:13,970 --> 00:10:15,430 That went pretty well. 194 00:10:15,610 --> 00:10:16,750 Are you kidding? 195 00:10:16,790 --> 00:10:19,030 You can't fire me, I thought of the marker thing. 196 00:10:19,100 --> 00:10:21,090 Yeah, we totally saved you this time, Benson. 197 00:10:22,160 --> 00:10:23,600 Quick, Mr Maellard's coming! 198 00:10:24,950 --> 00:10:28,680 Son, you gave a fine speech out there. I am so... 199 00:10:28,940 --> 00:10:30,030 very proud of you. 200 00:10:30,120 --> 00:10:32,530 Oh! Thank you, papa! 201 00:10:32,670 --> 00:10:33,580 Thank you. 202 00:10:33,640 --> 00:10:36,130 You pulled it together out there, Ballbucket. 203 00:10:36,160 --> 00:10:36,890 Good job. 204 00:10:36,890 --> 00:10:38,600 Thank you, sir. It was... 205 00:10:39,200 --> 00:10:40,310 no trouble. 206 00:10:41,400 --> 00:10:44,060 What was that? We're the ones that found Pops! 207 00:10:44,060 --> 00:10:47,250 And sent him to shock and desecrated his face! 208 00:10:48,460 --> 00:10:49,900 Let's go clean you up, Pops. 209 00:10:52,710 --> 00:10:54,320 That party sucks. 210 00:10:54,420 --> 00:10:56,070 You wanna go back to that Dizzy World? 211 00:10:56,070 --> 00:10:57,030 Yes.