1 00:00:14,440 --> 00:00:15,650 What now? 2 00:00:15,680 --> 00:00:17,350 Look, we're working. See! 3 00:00:17,420 --> 00:00:20,170 Yeah, we're never gonna get done if you keep checking up on us! 4 00:00:20,280 --> 00:00:21,910 Pay day, fellas. 5 00:00:22,280 --> 00:00:23,760 Aww, nice! 6 00:00:23,770 --> 00:00:26,520 My favorite day of the every other week! 7 00:00:26,860 --> 00:00:27,790 Here. 8 00:00:29,110 --> 00:00:30,940 What, you don't like getting paid? 9 00:00:30,940 --> 00:00:34,530 No, I'm just getting tired of the old sandwich-baggie full of coins. 10 00:00:34,530 --> 00:00:36,450 Why can't we get a check like normal people? 11 00:00:36,450 --> 00:00:37,730 Skips gets checks! 12 00:00:37,730 --> 00:00:40,410 Skips has a bank account and a 401k. 13 00:00:40,520 --> 00:00:42,490 Well, at least give us the coins in an envelope 14 00:00:42,490 --> 00:00:44,080 or something more respectable, 15 00:00:44,160 --> 00:00:45,640 'cause this is degrading. 16 00:00:49,860 --> 00:00:51,170 I need to get out of here. 17 00:00:52,020 --> 00:00:54,480 What's his deal? He doesn't respect us at all! 18 00:00:54,480 --> 00:00:56,190 Yeah, well that's his problem, right? 19 00:00:56,190 --> 00:00:57,670 We're respectable people! 20 00:00:58,480 --> 00:01:00,480 - Outta the way! - Losers! 21 00:01:00,500 --> 00:01:02,150 What the heck, man, watch it! 22 00:01:03,830 --> 00:01:05,620 See man, it's not just Benson, 23 00:01:05,650 --> 00:01:07,240 people just don't respect us! 24 00:01:07,240 --> 00:01:08,900 Well, we could buy people's respect. 25 00:01:08,900 --> 00:01:10,070 Nah, too expensive. 26 00:01:10,860 --> 00:01:13,340 People respect people who are good at things. 27 00:01:16,440 --> 00:01:17,950 Margaret, what's going on? 28 00:01:18,040 --> 00:01:21,320 The manager installed this new arcade game to keep the customers around. 29 00:01:21,320 --> 00:01:23,930 There kids are amazing at it, you should see 'em! 30 00:01:24,950 --> 00:01:26,380 Dude, it's those kids! 31 00:01:26,390 --> 00:01:27,700 Hey, hey you! 32 00:01:27,700 --> 00:01:28,460 What! 33 00:01:28,460 --> 00:01:31,090 When you knock people over, you have to say you're sorry! 34 00:01:31,090 --> 00:01:33,040 You guys need to learn some respect. 35 00:01:33,040 --> 00:01:34,370 Respect our butts! 36 00:01:34,370 --> 00:01:36,150 No, you respect our butts! 37 00:01:36,150 --> 00:01:37,640 What are you guys doing! 38 00:01:37,640 --> 00:01:40,460 Those kids practically killed us with their skateboards outside. 39 00:01:40,680 --> 00:01:42,560 So! They're kids! 40 00:01:42,560 --> 00:01:44,520 What are you going to do, beat them up or something? 41 00:01:44,520 --> 00:01:48,130 No, but I am gonna kick their butts at this video game. 42 00:01:49,720 --> 00:01:51,090 I got next. 43 00:01:51,090 --> 00:01:52,270 Nice baggie, 44 00:01:52,320 --> 00:01:55,010 must've been sad when you break open your piggy bank. 45 00:01:57,860 --> 00:01:59,650 Seven-hundred thousand! 46 00:02:00,250 --> 00:02:02,430 TRD, turd. 47 00:02:02,820 --> 00:02:03,530 Nice! 48 00:02:05,230 --> 00:02:06,900 Beat that, gramps. 49 00:02:06,900 --> 00:02:08,830 Gramps? I'm in my 20s. 50 00:02:08,830 --> 00:02:10,970 Yeah, 1920s. 51 00:02:11,500 --> 00:02:12,760 Just move. 52 00:02:18,350 --> 00:02:20,340 How do you get negative points? 53 00:02:20,340 --> 00:02:21,980 How is that even possible? 54 00:02:21,980 --> 00:02:24,270 It was the first time I ever played that stupid game! 55 00:02:24,270 --> 00:02:25,160 Give me a break! 56 00:02:25,160 --> 00:02:27,300 I'm just saying, you made us look like chumps, man. 57 00:02:28,210 --> 00:02:29,300 Look at 'em. 58 00:02:29,300 --> 00:02:31,930 You guys really handed it to those losers. 59 00:02:31,930 --> 00:02:34,130 Free donuts for the champs! 60 00:02:37,250 --> 00:02:38,840 All right, we're outta here. 61 00:02:40,030 --> 00:02:41,510 Weren't they amazing? 62 00:02:42,500 --> 00:02:46,150 I can't believe we were so enthralled by a video game, but we were! 63 00:02:46,820 --> 00:02:49,460 I told you people respect you when you're good at something. 64 00:02:49,460 --> 00:02:51,340 And we're gonna get the respect we deserve 65 00:02:51,330 --> 00:02:53,100 by getting good at that game. 66 00:02:54,640 --> 00:02:56,700 Okay, Broken Bonez. 67 00:02:56,800 --> 00:02:58,590 So are you trying to get broken bones? 68 00:02:58,590 --> 00:02:59,720 Dude, c'mon, no, 69 00:02:59,720 --> 00:03:02,940 you just gotta go off these jumps and land without breaking your bones. 70 00:03:04,110 --> 00:03:05,530 Alright, I think I got it. 71 00:03:05,530 --> 00:03:06,780 Here, gimme a shot. 72 00:03:11,640 --> 00:03:13,120 Woah, how'd you do that? 73 00:03:13,120 --> 00:03:14,910 I dunno, that's what those kids were doing. 74 00:03:14,910 --> 00:03:16,630 Here, you do the joystick and I'll do the buttons. 75 00:03:16,630 --> 00:03:18,180 Just go crazy when we're in the air. 76 00:03:19,300 --> 00:03:20,970 Wow, another 500! 77 00:03:21,120 --> 00:03:22,530 Aww sweet! 78 00:03:22,530 --> 00:03:24,700 Aww, well not bad, not bad. 79 00:03:24,900 --> 00:03:26,710 You guys got some skill. 80 00:03:26,800 --> 00:03:29,490 Some? What do you mean some? 81 00:03:33,450 --> 00:03:35,730 C'mon, Jack Farley! 82 00:03:36,750 --> 00:03:37,790 Dangit! 83 00:03:37,860 --> 00:03:40,700 Well, I gotta hand it to you guys. 84 00:03:40,700 --> 00:03:42,700 You play better than you look. 85 00:03:42,750 --> 00:03:43,960 - Okay? - Thanks. 86 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:46,490 Stop by the office sometime if you wanna hang. 87 00:03:46,490 --> 00:03:47,560 No charge. 88 00:03:48,560 --> 00:03:49,760 Yeah, Jack Farley? 89 00:03:49,980 --> 00:03:52,410 No! I said cell two, two! 90 00:03:52,770 --> 00:03:54,160 What was that all about? 91 00:03:54,960 --> 00:03:56,750 Respect! 92 00:03:56,750 --> 00:03:58,110 Let's get some more. 93 00:03:58,110 --> 00:03:59,610 Mordecai, Rigby, come in! 94 00:03:59,610 --> 00:04:00,950 Aww man, it's Benson. 95 00:04:00,990 --> 00:04:03,380 Yeah, uh, hey Benson. What's up? 96 00:04:03,380 --> 00:04:07,010 I need you guys to clean the bathrooms back at the house ASAP! 97 00:04:07,010 --> 00:04:08,720 Uh, we're on our lunch break. 98 00:04:08,790 --> 00:04:11,460 Look, if you guys aren't back in two minutes, 99 00:04:11,450 --> 00:04:12,440 you're fired! 100 00:04:12,440 --> 00:04:13,060 Gimme that! 101 00:04:13,060 --> 00:04:15,530 We deserve more respect than this, Benson. 102 00:04:15,530 --> 00:04:18,620 Maybe when you realize that we'll come back to work. 103 00:04:18,750 --> 00:04:20,200 Rigby, Mordecai! 104 00:04:20,300 --> 00:04:21,400 Respect! 105 00:04:59,470 --> 00:05:02,160 Oh look, if it isn't Mr. And Mrs. Negative points! 106 00:05:02,160 --> 00:05:04,750 Guess we'll have to beat you two losers again. 107 00:05:04,750 --> 00:05:07,390 Well, why don't you two come over here and try, then? 108 00:05:07,390 --> 00:05:09,250 You got yourselves a rematch. 109 00:05:39,720 --> 00:05:41,350 Aww man! 110 00:05:41,530 --> 00:05:43,810 All right, you guys are good. 111 00:05:43,980 --> 00:05:45,030 Thanks. 112 00:05:45,160 --> 00:05:47,030 Woah, you guys are really good! 113 00:05:47,080 --> 00:05:48,950 You're close to beating the high score! 114 00:05:48,950 --> 00:05:49,950 Woah, we are? 115 00:05:51,410 --> 00:05:53,280 Wait, who holds the high score? 116 00:05:53,280 --> 00:05:56,640 Some dude named GBF, but it's not just a high score, 117 00:05:56,640 --> 00:05:57,890 it's the world record. 118 00:05:57,890 --> 00:05:58,700 Thanks, 119 00:05:58,710 --> 00:06:01,140 now I can follow along and feel invested! 120 00:06:01,170 --> 00:06:02,560 Go for it, guys! 121 00:06:28,120 --> 00:06:31,130 So you've broken the world record, have you? 122 00:06:31,130 --> 00:06:33,340 Yeah, who's askin'? 123 00:06:33,390 --> 00:06:34,410 Me. 124 00:06:36,510 --> 00:06:38,800 It's a giant bearded face! 125 00:06:39,400 --> 00:06:40,730 GBF! 126 00:06:40,730 --> 00:06:42,580 Yeah, I'm GBF all right, 127 00:06:42,610 --> 00:06:46,860 but it stands for Garrett Bobby Ferguson, not giant bearded face. 128 00:06:46,860 --> 00:06:49,090 You're not mad at us for breaking your world record, are you? 129 00:06:49,610 --> 00:06:51,090 It's no big deal. 130 00:06:51,210 --> 00:06:54,010 Not like it's the universe record or anything important. 131 00:06:54,160 --> 00:06:55,770 Universe record? 132 00:06:55,830 --> 00:06:58,180 It's the highest score in the whole universe, 133 00:06:58,230 --> 00:07:01,720 1,279,001. 134 00:07:01,790 --> 00:07:03,850 Now who holds that record again? 135 00:07:04,670 --> 00:07:05,610 Me! 136 00:07:06,990 --> 00:07:08,520 Yes, go ahead, 137 00:07:08,530 --> 00:07:11,800 stroke the beard of Garrett Bobby Ferguson. 138 00:07:11,800 --> 00:07:13,800 Hey, giant beardo face! 139 00:07:13,800 --> 00:07:15,980 I told you that's not my name! 140 00:07:15,980 --> 00:07:18,900 Look, we're gonna settle this right now. 141 00:07:18,900 --> 00:07:21,960 Us verses you in a head to head match. 142 00:07:21,960 --> 00:07:25,230 Fine! One game for the universe record. 143 00:07:25,230 --> 00:07:27,870 Winner gets all the respect. 144 00:07:33,180 --> 00:07:34,110 Let's play. 145 00:08:22,930 --> 00:08:25,000 Dude, why're you crying, dude? 146 00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:27,530 Please, please just let me win! 147 00:08:27,530 --> 00:08:29,170 Dude, what are you talking about? 148 00:08:29,240 --> 00:08:33,170 I've devoted my entire life to Broken Bonez. 149 00:08:33,340 --> 00:08:36,100 I played so much my wife left me. 150 00:08:36,130 --> 00:08:38,060 - Ding! - Geez. 151 00:08:38,060 --> 00:08:40,340 So you're asking us to throw the game? 152 00:08:40,340 --> 00:08:44,100 Please, the universe record is all I have! 153 00:08:44,100 --> 00:08:45,440 What do you think, man? 154 00:08:45,440 --> 00:08:46,540 No way! 155 00:08:46,580 --> 00:08:48,930 Nobody's gonna respect us if we wuss out now! 156 00:08:53,020 --> 00:08:54,670 It's not wussing out, man. 157 00:08:54,670 --> 00:08:56,660 It's called doing the right thing. 158 00:08:57,360 --> 00:08:58,190 Fine. 159 00:08:58,250 --> 00:09:00,510 Okay dude, we'll let you have it. 160 00:09:03,400 --> 00:09:05,020 Thank you so much! 161 00:09:08,390 --> 00:09:11,260 Thank you for being so dumb! 162 00:09:11,330 --> 00:09:12,160 What! 163 00:09:12,160 --> 00:09:14,730 I didn't devote my life to this cruddy game, 164 00:09:14,730 --> 00:09:16,140 it's just a hobby. 165 00:09:16,250 --> 00:09:17,540 But what about your wife? 166 00:09:17,820 --> 00:09:19,260 Never had one! 167 00:09:19,260 --> 00:09:21,530 You can't tie GBF down! 168 00:09:21,710 --> 00:09:23,600 You can't do that, that's cheating! 169 00:09:23,600 --> 00:09:25,310 Universe rules, baby. 170 00:09:25,350 --> 00:09:27,300 There are no rules. 171 00:09:28,210 --> 00:09:29,520 Oh, boo yourselves! 172 00:09:29,530 --> 00:09:31,340 I'm Garrett Bobby Ferguson. 173 00:09:31,500 --> 00:09:33,230 Aww, this blows! 174 00:09:33,230 --> 00:09:35,320 We gotta do something before he beats our score! 175 00:09:35,320 --> 00:09:36,850 No rules, right? 176 00:09:37,880 --> 00:09:39,740 Mess up, c'mon, mess up! 177 00:09:39,740 --> 00:09:42,140 You know you want some broken bones. 178 00:09:42,140 --> 00:09:43,950 Broken bones! 179 00:09:43,950 --> 00:09:45,950 Broken bones! 180 00:09:45,970 --> 00:09:48,330 Broken bones! Broken bones! 181 00:09:48,620 --> 00:09:50,070 No! 182 00:09:54,030 --> 00:09:55,250 It doesn't matter, 183 00:09:55,310 --> 00:09:58,000 I've already beat your score and taken the title 184 00:09:58,000 --> 00:10:00,210 and I'm never coming back! 185 00:10:03,200 --> 00:10:05,040 Wait, the game's still going! 186 00:10:05,040 --> 00:10:05,820 Huh? 187 00:10:07,260 --> 00:10:08,980 No, it can't be! 188 00:10:08,980 --> 00:10:10,510 C'mon, c'mon! 189 00:10:15,180 --> 00:10:16,030 Get off! 190 00:10:19,580 --> 00:10:20,910 My Chin! 191 00:10:24,900 --> 00:10:26,820 NO! 192 00:10:31,850 --> 00:10:34,090 Great job, you did it! 193 00:10:36,030 --> 00:10:38,380 Oh, hey Benson, what're you doing here? 194 00:10:38,380 --> 00:10:40,320 I thought about what you guys said earlier 195 00:10:40,320 --> 00:10:42,910 and so I've come down to give you those checks you wanted. 196 00:10:42,910 --> 00:10:44,260 - Oh wow, thanks! - But... 197 00:10:44,260 --> 00:10:47,770 now that I'm covered in brain goo, I've realised my mistake. 198 00:10:47,850 --> 00:10:50,410 You wanna waste your lives playing video games, 199 00:10:50,410 --> 00:10:53,030 then fine, I respect your decision! 200 00:10:53,030 --> 00:10:55,900 Just don't ever do it on my time ever again! 201 00:10:57,860 --> 00:10:59,720 - I can respect that. - Yeah, that's cool.