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Dude. Quit messing around and give me a hand with these boxes.

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I'm busy!

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What? What is it?

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Radicola!

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Aw man, this stuff was the best!

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This is from the 1984 Olympics!

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Dude, let's go take these out back and drink 'em all.

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Come on!

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Skips, we have a lot-

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we have a lot to do. I need to be around-

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No, you should think it over, I'm telling you.

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I don't know, Skips.

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Seriously, Benson,

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you work too hard.

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You should take the night off.

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Well... if you say so.

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- But if anything happens— Stop your worrying.

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- Everything'll be fine. - Okay.

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Benson gone...

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plus soda...

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equals

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Party!

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Him, him, her, him—

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Definitely invite her!

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Hey, jerkweeds!

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Get off the computer - I got sign-up time.

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You know how long my downloads take.

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We're busy inviting people to our party.

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What? Your parties suck!

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I was at the last one,

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and there weren't even any chicks.

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Yeah, well, just you wait!

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This party's gonna be awesome.

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I highly doubt it.

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We gonna paaaaar-ty!

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Got some chips, got some dips!

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Some call me cheap, bit of a freeloader,

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but I bought cups for that old-school soda!

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I don't mean to brag, I don't mean to boast,

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but here's some hummus for these mini-toasts!

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- Huu-mmus! - Humm-uus!

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- Hummus! - Why are you guys yelling hummus?

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Uh, no reason.

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Doesn't matter anyway,

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'coz while I'm on my night off tonight, Skips is in charge.

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That's right, this guy is going to be my eyes and ears.

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This better be some party.

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Man, this party is off the hook!

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Coz we got soda in taa house!

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What?

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1984 Olympics?

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Are you sure we can drink this?

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Sure you can! It's aged to perfection.

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Told you this party was going to blow!

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I think this is the place...

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Oh, sorry. We thought there was a party here.

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I told you, I told you!

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Your party is lame!

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Dude! This party is tanking fast!

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There's gotta be a way to step this up.

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Isn't your party tanking fast?

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Vell, I've got the answer!

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Party Pete!

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- Party Pete. - Awesome party, bro!

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Isn't your party not hearty? Call me!

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Act now and get ze free promotional ice sculpture!

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Vat ist you vaiting for?

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Party Pete!

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Aw, man. We need that guy!

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What? Why would you want to pay fifty dollars

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for some dude to come to our house?

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What's he even gonna do?

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He's just gonna come and eat all our food.

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Do you have a better idea?

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Yes, I do.

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Come on, Skips! Dance!

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Don't touch me!

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Oh, it hurts to listen!

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Hear that?

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That's the sound of your party failing!

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Dance to that, losers!

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Just relax, Benson.

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Everything's gonna be fine, Benson.

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Skips has got this.

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Yeah.

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You deserve this, Benson.

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Yes. Yes, I do.

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slowly decapitates him.

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And that was the mating of the Toledo horsefly,

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narrated by me...

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This party's hit rock bottom, dude.

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Muscle Man was right.

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- What are you doing? - Calling Party Pete.

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Mm, ja, ja, Party Pete.

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Party Pete?

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Alright, let's get outta here.

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Where's everybody going?

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We've had enough. We're gonna head out.

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Yeah, losers!

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Takes more than expired soda to have a party.

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It takes guests with breasts,

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and mine don't count.

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Guys, people are coming. They're just fashionably late.

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It's ten thirty.

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Nobody else is gonna come.

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I wonder who that could be, ha ha...

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- Quick, how much money you got? - Three dollars.

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I've got five.

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- Ya have ze fifty dollars? - Great, you're here.

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- How much partying will this buy? - Eight bucks?

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About ten minutes.

112
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That's great! That's all we need to get the party started again.

113
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Okay, ve'll do it.

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Chrissy! Janet!

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Get ze eight dollar version of ze promotional ice sculpture.

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Cool!

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Hey, everybody! Ready to party?

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Aw, yeah! In yo' face, Muscle Man!

119
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Yeah! In your face!

120
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OK, ten minutes are up, ve're going to go.

121
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Aw yeah! This party's lame... again!

122
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Party Pete! Can't you stick around for one soda?

123
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Woah, I remember zis stuff!

124
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I suppose one couldn't hurt.

125
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Yeah! You keep zese coming und I keep ze party going!

126
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No good can come of this.

127
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I knew we'd find the party!

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Party Pete! 缺缺缺

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Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!

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Dude! This party is insane!

131
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I know! The centaurs even showed up!

132
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Huh? What the-

133
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Suck on this, promotional ice sculpture!

134
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We did it, dude!

135
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Check that out.

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Having a good time, Muscle Man?

137
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Hey, wassup, Mordy and Rigby?

138
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You remember how your toilet like used to flush,

139
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an' also like how it used to not be on fire?

140
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Anyway, phone call for ya!

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Some angry dude named Benson. Later!

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- Hello? - Is that a party I hear?

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Uh, no, that's the TV.

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Oh, yeah? I can hear music coming from the house!

145
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I think I'm gonna come down for a little visit.

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See ya soon!

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Dude, Benson is coming. We gotta find Party Pete, fast.

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Party Pete! Party Pete!

149
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Ugh, Party Pete! How many of these have you had?

150
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Seriously, man! You gotta stop!

151
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Stop? But I do not vant to.

152
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Dude, he's unstoppable!

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Not for long.

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If we give him more soda,

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he'll grow brighter and brighter until he exhausts all his energy.

156
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Then he'll burn out like a star!

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Come on. Let's do this.

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It's working!

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Quick, we need more soda!

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We're all out.

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Wait. I know where there's more soda.

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Alright everybody, on three.

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One, two, three!

164
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Dude! Party Pete's gonna blow!

165
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Hit the deck!

166
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We're dead. This place is completely trashed.

167
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We'll never get this place cleaned up before Benson comes back!

168
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It could be worse.

169
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That's the coolest thing I've ever seen.

170
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Yo, that party was awesome!

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We'll totally help you clean up.

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And we're here to help, too!

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Oh man! Benson's coming!

174
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Everybody out through the kitchen!

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Wicked party, duders!

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Capital soiree!

177
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I guess I was wrong. That party was kinda awesome.

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I'm gonna go collapse in my bathtub now.

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You guys are dead. I knew I couldn't trust yo...

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- What the... - Oh, hey Benson! What's up?

181
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- What are you guys doing? - We're just playing video games.

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You guys are clean!

183
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Sorry for doubting you.

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I wanna do something nice for you two.

185
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Yep, you guys of all people would appreciate this.

186
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I've been saving some soda

187
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from the 1984 Olympics for a special occasion.

188
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Uh wait what?

189
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So let's crack open some cold ones!

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They're up in the attic, come on!

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We're dead.

