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Snacks disappearing from the snack bar? Holes in the walls?

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500 dollars worth of prank phone calls? It's ridiculous!

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What are you doing to my park Beanteen?

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But sir it's not my fault, it's Mordecai and Rigby.

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It's right here in my report.

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Are you my park manager, Beanteen?

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Yes sir.

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Then everything that happens here is your fault!

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Well, yes, technically but—

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Say it.

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Everything that happens here is my fault.

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My car!

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Sorry Benson, remember how I told you that I could drive stick?

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Well, I'm a little rusty.

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I told you you should have let me be the one to park it.

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Why are they driving my car

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when I specifically told YOU to park it?

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I did, sir, but I delegated it to Mordecai and Rigby.

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Uh, this is getting a little awkward

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so we're gonna take off.

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Wait!

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That's it! Emergency meeting tomorrow!

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Things are gonna change around here.

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I'm sure you're all anxious to get back to work so let me make this brief,

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- Beancan you're being demoted. - What?

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Everyone, this is Susan.

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She'll be taking over Beanton's duties at the park.

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Thank you Mr. Maellard.

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First, I like to thank Benson

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for agreeing to step down from his position.

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What?

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I know this park's productivity has been inadequate for a long time.

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But now that I'm here,

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we're gonna get this park back in working order the Susan way.

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So Pops and Skips,

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I need you to clean the north-end fountain,

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Muscle Man and Hi Five Ghost are on snack bar duty,

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Mordecai and Rigby...

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and Benson,

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you guys will be raking the leaves.

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What?

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Come on, Benson, we gotta rake these leaves, dude.

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I can't do this.

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Look, you're bummed out about getting demoted,

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but if you give it a chance, you'll see it's not that bad.

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This... is horrible.

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No it's not, you're just in a bad mood.

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Look, you just need to take your mind off of it for a while

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and have some fun.

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Yeah man, we can come back later and finish these leaves.

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Ha, this is so typical.

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You get bored so you just slack off

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instead of finishing your work.

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It's not slacking, we're just taking a break and besides,

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it's not like you're working that hard anyway.

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Yeah, you're raking like an old man that has a fatter old man

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holding his arms down.

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I don't feel like raking now, OKAY?

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- I'm just saying. - What if Susan catches us?

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She'll probably fire us for not working!

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Dude, just calm down.

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We'll just pretend like we're working until she goes away.

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Yeah right, like anyone would ever fall for that.

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It always worked on you.

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Ugh, fine!

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As long as it gets me out of raking these leaves.

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I feel great!

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See, I told you all you needed was a break.

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Now do you feel like getting back to work?

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No!

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Wait, what?

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Dude, we have to go back to work eventually.

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Yeah right, I'm never working again.

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No seriously, we should go back to work.

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Susan's coming.

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Ha, what's she gonna do?

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Why aren't you all working?

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We were just washing Maellard's car,

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see we're washing it.

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Come on Benson, we're washing the car now.

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I'm not washing the car.

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Benson, why aren't you working?

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Cause I don't feel like it.

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Get back to work or I'll fire you.

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Yeah? Do it!

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Excuse me?

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I've wasted my whole life at a dead-end job

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and I'm not wasting another second working for you.

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So go ahead and fire me.

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Okay Benson, you're fired!

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Come on guys, lets get out of here!

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Uh, actually Benson, we need this.

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Yeah, we need the money man.

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Oh well, suit yourselves, I guess,

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but my life is happening right now

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and I'm gonna go live it.

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Sayonara, suckers!

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You two! Get back to work!

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Faster!

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And you, sweep those stairs!

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And you, with the big head, finish those windows!

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Faster, faster, faster, faster, FASTER!

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I don't wanna work for Susan.

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Dude, I know.

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Mordecai?

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Ah, jobless.

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Not a worry in the world.

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Take that piece of trash for example.

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Normally, I do my duty as park manager and pick it up,

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but I say like it be someone else's problem,

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like nature's.

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You said it brother,

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who needs something like a job?

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Right.

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What does a job get ya?

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Some lousy money so you can buy things?

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Right.

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I'm Leon but my friends call my Upt,

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that's short for Utopia,

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because I'm living the dream man.

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- I'm a... - I know who you are Benson.

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Former park manager, now full-time slacker.

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How did you know?

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I used to be the park manager,

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and just like you, I gave it up for a life of slacking.

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Now, I don't worry about silly things

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like where Leon's gonna lay his head to sleep tonight

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cause sheet grats of a garbage compost is my pillow,

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the grease on my face is my shower.

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Yes sir, can't beat the life of a slacker,

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I'm proud to be the one to welcome you to your new life.

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Hey, where ya going?

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I gotta get my old job back.

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Hello? Susan?

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Susan, I need my old job back.

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What the?

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- Benson, help us! - What happened?

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The more we do what she says,

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the more we turn into... her!

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Well, stop doing what she says!

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- We can't. - Why not?

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Because she's standing right behind you.

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What are you doing back here? Get out!

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You're turning them into you, you can't do that!

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That's not how you manage a park.

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What would you know about running a park?

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I'll show you what I know.

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Mordecai and Rigby, start playing video games.

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But we're supposed to clean.

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Play video games or you're fired!

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Play harder!

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Come on, put your feet up.

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Eat this pizza while you play.

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That's it!

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Mordecai and Rigby, go back to work!

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No you don't, keep slacking!

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Look! Skips! Pops!

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Muscle Man and Hi Five!

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Susan's turned them into Susans too.

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Turn that off and clean up this mess!

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Why don't you clean it?

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Everybody slack off or you're fired!

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We did it!

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GET BACK TO WORK!

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Don't listen to her, keep slacking off!

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NO!

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THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO DEAL WITH EMPLOYEES LIKE YOU!

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IMMEDIATE TERMINATION.

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Susan!

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What on earth do you think you're doing?

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I'M RUNNING YOUR PARK FOR YOU, YOU OLD FOOL!

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This isn't how you run a business!

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YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO RUN A BUSINESS!

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Beanton, Beanton!

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Help me, Beanton!

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It's Benson!

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And I can't do anything unless you give me my old job back!

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Okay, yes, yes, you have your job back!

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And your car keys.

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My car keys?

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My car keys, of course!

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HEY SUSAN!

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YOU'RE FIRED!

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Leon!

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I've got this, brother.

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I've already had my season in the sun,

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but you've still got a whole lifetime of slacking in front of ya.

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Actually, I changed my...

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Time for me to blow this slacker wonderland!

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Utopia.

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Thank you Benson,

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keep up the good work.

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All right, all right!

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Everybody back to work.

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We've gotta get this mess cleaned up, now!

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And that means you, Mordecai and Rigby,

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you better keep working after I'm gone,

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because if I come back and you're not,

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you're fired!

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Good to have you back Benson!

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You wanna go play video games?

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Yeah-yuh.

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It's good to be back.