1 00:00:13,440 --> 00:00:14,170 Done! 2 00:00:14,170 --> 00:00:15,890 In your face, bush! 3 00:00:17,200 --> 00:00:19,010 Looks like you've got a ways to go there, guy! 4 00:00:19,010 --> 00:00:21,140 Not as much as Muscle Man over there. 5 00:00:21,140 --> 00:00:22,830 He barely touched that hedge. 6 00:00:28,180 --> 00:00:30,750 Hey, Muscle Man, we got work to do, remember? 7 00:00:31,540 --> 00:00:33,360 Dude, are you crying? 8 00:00:33,710 --> 00:00:34,480 No! 9 00:00:34,490 --> 00:00:37,130 Crying's for ladies! Like you! 10 00:00:37,200 --> 00:00:38,640 I don't cry! 11 00:00:44,420 --> 00:00:46,570 Dude, he's been in there for hours. 12 00:00:46,570 --> 00:00:48,480 Muscle Man. Muscle Man! 13 00:00:49,970 --> 00:00:52,940 Muscle Man, are you taking a shower so we can't see you crying? 14 00:00:53,080 --> 00:00:54,600 No! It's... 15 00:00:54,770 --> 00:00:58,150 it's just the sound of the water hitting the drain. 16 00:00:58,190 --> 00:00:59,760 Dude, what's wrong with him? 17 00:00:59,760 --> 00:01:02,510 His girlfriend, Starla dumped him last night. 18 00:01:02,790 --> 00:01:05,100 What? Muscle Man had a girlfriend? 19 00:01:05,110 --> 00:01:06,930 I wonder who had more junk in the trunk. 20 00:01:06,930 --> 00:01:08,280 Muscle Man, just come out. 21 00:01:08,280 --> 00:01:09,810 We can talk about it if you want. 22 00:01:09,810 --> 00:01:10,690 No! 23 00:01:10,700 --> 00:01:13,990 I don't talk about my feelings with anyone! 24 00:01:14,130 --> 00:01:16,080 Leave me alone! 25 00:01:16,330 --> 00:01:18,820 No use, man. Let's let Benson deal with him. 26 00:01:19,490 --> 00:01:22,440 So it's come to my attention that Muscle Man's been dumped. 27 00:01:22,570 --> 00:01:25,850 He can't do his job because, I don't know, he's sad or something. 28 00:01:26,150 --> 00:01:26,960 So guess what? 29 00:01:26,960 --> 00:01:29,560 You two clowns are gonna pick up his work for today! 30 00:01:29,610 --> 00:01:32,070 Aw, what? I'm always sad. 31 00:01:32,070 --> 00:01:33,220 I'm sad right now. 32 00:01:33,250 --> 00:01:34,520 Can we get time off too? 33 00:01:34,520 --> 00:01:36,640 File a request with human resources. 34 00:01:36,780 --> 00:01:39,070 - OK, who's the HR guy? - Me. 35 00:01:39,240 --> 00:01:40,830 So... can we? 36 00:01:40,950 --> 00:01:41,930 No. 37 00:01:42,050 --> 00:01:44,080 OK, let's see what we got here... 38 00:01:44,140 --> 00:01:45,350 Task Number One: 39 00:01:45,350 --> 00:01:47,920 Dig out the rotting stumps from the picnic area. 40 00:01:47,920 --> 00:01:49,390 Watch out for hornets' nests. 41 00:01:50,070 --> 00:01:51,000 Task Number Two: 42 00:01:51,000 --> 00:01:52,940 that guy who thinks he's a knight is back. 43 00:01:52,940 --> 00:01:55,620 He's built a castle out of old mattresses at the creek. 44 00:01:55,620 --> 00:01:56,730 Get him out of there! 45 00:01:57,180 --> 00:01:58,230 And finally, 46 00:01:58,240 --> 00:02:00,770 there's the daily maintenance of the park rock garden. 47 00:02:00,950 --> 00:02:02,630 This is impossible! 48 00:02:02,630 --> 00:02:05,610 Who knew Muscle Man was responsible for so much stuff? 49 00:02:05,700 --> 00:02:07,640 We gotta convince him to start working again. 50 00:02:07,790 --> 00:02:09,870 Yeah! Why should we do his work? 51 00:02:09,870 --> 00:02:11,230 Alright, let's do it. 52 00:02:11,800 --> 00:02:13,230 I won't miss this job. 53 00:02:13,230 --> 00:02:14,660 Raking that sand took... 54 00:02:15,930 --> 00:02:18,770 Nooooo! 55 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:21,870 Dude, you gotta snap out of it. 56 00:02:21,870 --> 00:02:23,900 Benson is making us do all your work! 57 00:02:23,900 --> 00:02:25,190 I can't work. 58 00:02:25,240 --> 00:02:28,020 I'm busy stuffing my face hole! 59 00:02:28,700 --> 00:02:31,140 Look, I know you're upset, but you gotta move on. 60 00:02:31,140 --> 00:02:32,640 I'm not upset! 61 00:02:32,650 --> 00:02:34,230 I'm... I'm... 62 00:02:41,980 --> 00:02:44,060 Come on, dude. There's plenty of fish in the sea. 63 00:02:46,230 --> 00:02:47,330 Alright, Muscle Man. 64 00:02:47,330 --> 00:02:49,690 Grocery stores have tons of available women. 65 00:02:49,770 --> 00:02:51,310 I don't know, Mordecai. 66 00:02:51,310 --> 00:02:53,930 None of these ladies are as hot as Starla. 67 00:02:53,980 --> 00:02:56,190 Dude, man up! Check this out. 68 00:02:56,370 --> 00:02:57,790 That girl is single. 69 00:02:57,800 --> 00:02:59,160 How can you tell? 70 00:02:59,160 --> 00:03:00,080 Check out her cart. 71 00:03:00,100 --> 00:03:02,950 American cheese singles, a single serving of soup, 72 00:03:02,970 --> 00:03:04,850 and who buys one banana? 73 00:03:04,850 --> 00:03:06,460 And I don't see a ring on that finger. 74 00:03:06,560 --> 00:03:08,540 So what are you waiting for? Go get her! 75 00:03:08,890 --> 00:03:11,440 Uh, hey, you're a chick. 76 00:03:11,560 --> 00:03:13,750 I was wondering if you wanted to... 77 00:03:16,040 --> 00:03:17,600 I can't do this! 78 00:03:17,830 --> 00:03:20,790 This heart beats for another! 79 00:03:22,250 --> 00:03:24,940 Starlaaaaa! 80 00:03:27,530 --> 00:03:29,580 Muscle Man. Muscle Man! 81 00:03:29,770 --> 00:03:31,210 He's never going to come out. 82 00:03:31,240 --> 00:03:32,620 There's no way we can help him. 83 00:03:32,620 --> 00:03:34,050 There is one way. 84 00:03:34,720 --> 00:03:37,290 We gotta get him back together with Starla. 85 00:03:41,530 --> 00:03:43,680 You sure this is where she works? 86 00:03:47,510 --> 00:03:50,140 Everything is all glittery and girl- 87 00:03:58,970 --> 00:04:00,970 Can I help you gentlemen? 88 00:04:01,890 --> 00:04:04,760 Do you know a guy by the name of Muscle Man? 89 00:04:04,810 --> 00:04:07,050 - Big guy, 'bout your build? - Yeah. 90 00:04:07,050 --> 00:04:09,750 I know him. I dumped that loser. 91 00:04:09,820 --> 00:04:12,410 Yeah, well, he's pretty miserable without you. 92 00:04:12,420 --> 00:04:14,180 You should give him another chance. 93 00:04:14,890 --> 00:04:16,870 I'm not getting back together with him. 94 00:04:16,870 --> 00:04:18,020 That's over now. 95 00:04:19,750 --> 00:04:20,480 Look, 96 00:04:20,680 --> 00:04:22,500 I know how Muscle Man can be. 97 00:04:22,500 --> 00:04:24,480 He's annoying, he smells, 98 00:04:24,480 --> 00:04:26,990 and he pretty much has no common decency for others, 99 00:04:26,990 --> 00:04:29,640 but he's still human, and he has feelings. 100 00:04:29,640 --> 00:04:30,620 We all do. 101 00:04:30,650 --> 00:04:33,860 We're just fragile beings looking for someone to share something with. 102 00:04:33,930 --> 00:04:36,090 To laugh with. To love. 103 00:04:45,360 --> 00:04:47,890 and that's why I think you should get back together with Muscle Man. 104 00:04:48,100 --> 00:04:49,620 Well, I guess we'll be going. 105 00:04:49,620 --> 00:04:50,480 Wait! 106 00:04:51,040 --> 00:04:51,850 You! 107 00:04:51,960 --> 00:04:54,270 Wait! You! You had such a way with words! 108 00:04:54,320 --> 00:04:56,930 Muscle Man never talked to me that way. 109 00:04:57,030 --> 00:04:59,440 He didn't like talking about his feelings. 110 00:04:59,520 --> 00:05:02,780 But you? You're different. 111 00:05:03,560 --> 00:05:05,360 Will you excuse us for a minute? 112 00:05:06,290 --> 00:05:07,670 Aw, sick! 113 00:05:08,960 --> 00:05:10,910 She liked you, she liked you! 114 00:05:10,910 --> 00:05:11,700 Dude, shut up! 115 00:05:11,770 --> 00:05:13,740 Dude, you should totally go out with her! 116 00:05:13,740 --> 00:05:15,540 What? Are you serious? 117 00:05:15,540 --> 00:05:17,960 I'd rather do Muscle Man's work than date her. 118 00:05:17,960 --> 00:05:20,360 Dude, if you just play along with it, you can dump her. 119 00:05:20,360 --> 00:05:22,360 Then, she'll go running back to Muscle Man for sure. 120 00:05:23,030 --> 00:05:24,710 Alright, one date. 121 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:30,870 Better make it three or four just to make sure the dumping takes full effect. 122 00:05:31,450 --> 00:05:32,350 Fine. 123 00:05:34,960 --> 00:05:37,300 Do you wanna, um, you know, 124 00:05:38,130 --> 00:05:39,620 go... out? 125 00:05:39,620 --> 00:05:40,340 Yes! 126 00:06:21,200 --> 00:06:22,450 Dude, did you dump her yet? 127 00:06:22,450 --> 00:06:23,250 No. 128 00:06:23,250 --> 00:06:25,420 Come on, man! Get it over with! 129 00:06:25,420 --> 00:06:28,180 I don't wanna do Muscle Man's work anymore. I'm exhausted! 130 00:06:28,180 --> 00:06:30,450 I know, I know. I'll dump her. 131 00:06:35,400 --> 00:06:37,040 Look, we gotta talk. 132 00:06:37,310 --> 00:06:40,180 You got some pie on your lip. I'll get it off! 133 00:06:42,390 --> 00:06:43,710 Augh, get offa me! 134 00:06:43,710 --> 00:06:45,460 What's wrong, dumplin'? 135 00:06:45,460 --> 00:06:47,170 I'll tell you what's wrong. 136 00:06:47,160 --> 00:06:49,850 I don't like you. 137 00:06:55,160 --> 00:06:57,310 I don't think we should see each other anymore. 138 00:07:01,480 --> 00:07:02,940 - Dumped? - Dumped. 139 00:07:02,950 --> 00:07:03,850 How'd she take it? 140 00:07:03,860 --> 00:07:05,440 Mmm, she took it well. 141 00:07:22,040 --> 00:07:23,960 Come on! Come on, c'mon! 142 00:07:25,900 --> 00:07:27,460 Go! Go! Go! 143 00:07:31,460 --> 00:07:32,300 Hold on! 144 00:07:33,960 --> 00:07:36,470 Yeah, we did it! She just got tr-rashed! 145 00:07:37,900 --> 00:07:39,030 Oh no! 146 00:07:39,040 --> 00:07:41,480 Go faster! Let's go faster! Step on it! 147 00:08:13,250 --> 00:08:14,050 Look out! 148 00:08:22,550 --> 00:08:24,140 We're live at the park, 149 00:08:24,140 --> 00:08:27,120 where reports of a crazed woman on a rampage... 150 00:08:32,330 --> 00:08:33,560 Muscle Man! 151 00:08:33,560 --> 00:08:36,060 Your ex's gone crazy and she's wrecking up the park! 152 00:08:36,650 --> 00:08:38,370 Dude, you have to talk to her! 153 00:08:48,440 --> 00:08:49,400 Starla? 154 00:08:56,800 --> 00:08:58,320 I guess this is it. 155 00:09:03,120 --> 00:09:04,440 Mordecai! 156 00:09:05,470 --> 00:09:06,290 Babe! 157 00:09:06,940 --> 00:09:09,540 I can't stand to see you like this. 158 00:09:09,610 --> 00:09:10,790 You gotta stop! 159 00:09:14,720 --> 00:09:16,600 I guess I'll just go. 160 00:09:16,670 --> 00:09:19,610 Dude, Muscle Man! She's right there! 161 00:09:19,710 --> 00:09:21,390 Say something to her! 162 00:09:22,980 --> 00:09:25,840 I think you're foxy when you break things. 163 00:09:27,440 --> 00:09:29,920 No! From here. 164 00:09:31,370 --> 00:09:32,370 Starla? 165 00:09:33,620 --> 00:09:35,810 I can understand you're upset. 166 00:09:36,010 --> 00:09:39,060 When I look at you, I think of someone I know. 167 00:09:39,150 --> 00:09:42,960 Someone who is fragile and vulnerable deep down. 168 00:09:43,260 --> 00:09:45,380 Someone who has feelings. 169 00:09:45,380 --> 00:09:47,250 That someone is me. 170 00:09:47,480 --> 00:09:49,210 Mitch Sorenstein. 171 00:09:50,520 --> 00:09:52,340 His name's Mitch? 172 00:09:52,340 --> 00:09:54,810 I've been so upset since you left me, baby. 173 00:09:54,950 --> 00:09:56,690 You're the light of my life. 174 00:09:56,690 --> 00:09:58,910 The fire that burns in my heart. 175 00:09:58,950 --> 00:09:59,710 The one. 176 00:10:00,760 --> 00:10:01,970 Starla. 177 00:10:02,620 --> 00:10:04,530 Will you be my Muscle Woman? 178 00:10:05,100 --> 00:10:06,020 Mitch...? 179 00:10:06,810 --> 00:10:10,470 - Mitch! - Starla! 180 00:10:10,470 --> 00:10:15,590 - Miiiiitch! - Staaaarlaaaa! 181 00:10:22,390 --> 00:10:24,400 Aw, sick! 182 00:10:24,400 --> 00:10:25,790 Aw, Mitch! 183 00:10:26,030 --> 00:10:29,800 I've never heard you talk about your feelings before! 184 00:10:29,800 --> 00:10:33,890 You know who else doesn't like to talk about her feelings? 185 00:10:34,240 --> 00:10:35,960 My Mom! 186 00:10:37,440 --> 00:10:40,820 Oh, Mitch! You have the best sense of humor. 187 00:10:42,740 --> 00:10:44,460 Aw yeah, baby. 188 00:10:44,460 --> 00:10:47,460 You know I love it when you destroy property. 189 00:10:49,970 --> 00:10:51,920 As much as I wanna vomit right now, 190 00:10:52,050 --> 00:10:53,920 those two were made for one another. 191 00:10:54,560 --> 00:10:56,610 This was the most disturbing day of my life. 192 00:10:56,860 --> 00:11:00,120 Yeah. Maybe we should have just done Muscle Man's chores.