1 00:00:16,910 --> 00:00:18,760 Yeah! Finally done! 2 00:00:18,760 --> 00:00:20,640 Dude. Celebration hug? 3 00:00:20,640 --> 00:00:21,710 Yeah, man! 4 00:00:23,210 --> 00:00:24,650 AWW! SICK! 5 00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:27,800 Dude, you almost hugged me! 6 00:00:27,800 --> 00:00:29,860 No way! You almost hugged me! 7 00:00:29,860 --> 00:00:32,040 We mowed that lawn in its face! 8 00:00:32,040 --> 00:00:33,790 Yeah, dude. Let's go on break. 9 00:00:33,790 --> 00:00:35,140 Now you're talking. 10 00:00:35,860 --> 00:00:36,920 Hold it! 11 00:00:39,620 --> 00:00:41,240 Nope. It's no good. 12 00:00:41,240 --> 00:00:42,820 AWW, WHAT? 13 00:00:42,820 --> 00:00:44,600 It's an inch too tall. 14 00:00:44,620 --> 00:00:47,060 Do it again! DO IT ALL AGAIN! 15 00:00:48,170 --> 00:00:50,000 It's just one inch! 16 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:52,170 Would you want to play Ultimate Frisbee in this? 17 00:00:52,170 --> 00:00:55,400 A guy could trip, skid, get severe turf rash, and BAM! 18 00:00:55,400 --> 00:00:57,600 Lawsuit. Now get to work. 19 00:00:57,600 --> 00:00:58,910 - But... but... but... - Oh wait. 20 00:00:59,260 --> 00:01:02,390 Is that the sound of somebody who wants to be fired? 21 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:04,410 That's what I thought. 22 00:01:06,500 --> 00:01:09,270 I can't re-mow the lawn! I'm a busy guy! 23 00:01:09,270 --> 00:01:11,190 - No, you're not. - Yeah-huh! 24 00:01:11,190 --> 00:01:13,000 I got a meatball sub I gotta eat! 25 00:01:13,000 --> 00:01:14,300 My life sucks. 26 00:01:14,300 --> 00:01:18,080 Whatever. It's not like you can hire someone to do your work while you slack off. 27 00:01:18,300 --> 00:01:19,680 "Hire someone?" 28 00:01:20,740 --> 00:01:22,960 - Duuude! - Hey! 29 00:01:26,820 --> 00:01:28,960 Hey, dude. Thanks for bailing on me. 30 00:01:29,140 --> 00:01:31,610 - What is this? - I'm gonna hire a temp. 31 00:01:31,610 --> 00:01:33,280 This sounds like a scam. 32 00:01:33,280 --> 00:01:35,350 Hey, if hiring a dude to do all my work 33 00:01:35,350 --> 00:01:36,910 and paying them a small part of my paycheck 34 00:01:36,910 --> 00:01:39,050 while I go get a meatball sub is a scam, 35 00:01:39,050 --> 00:01:42,030 then THIS IS A HUUUUUGE SCAM! 36 00:01:45,210 --> 00:01:47,510 Let me know when you want to stop wasting time. 37 00:01:48,240 --> 00:01:49,970 So, tell me a little bit about yourself. 38 00:01:50,790 --> 00:01:52,230 Uh, I like pyrotechnics. 39 00:01:55,830 --> 00:01:57,550 So, what are you good at? 40 00:01:58,200 --> 00:01:59,650 Pyrotechnics! 41 00:02:05,660 --> 00:02:07,930 Let me guess, you like pyrotechnics. 42 00:02:07,930 --> 00:02:10,550 No, but I do like this. 43 00:02:14,810 --> 00:02:16,590 Alright, alright, that's enough! 44 00:02:19,540 --> 00:02:23,340 Man! I can't find one normal person in this town who wants a job! 45 00:02:23,340 --> 00:02:24,440 I give up! 46 00:02:30,070 --> 00:02:32,230 Well, time to find me a job! 47 00:02:34,800 --> 00:02:36,450 Hey! Hey you! Come here! 48 00:02:36,470 --> 00:02:37,240 What's your name? 49 00:02:37,240 --> 00:02:39,490 Name's Doug, sir. I'm looking for a job. 50 00:02:39,560 --> 00:02:41,570 You've come to the right place, Doug! 51 00:02:41,710 --> 00:02:43,640 But first, tell me about yourself. 52 00:02:43,640 --> 00:02:46,480 Well, all my life I've wanted to be somebody. 53 00:02:46,480 --> 00:02:48,050 I'm willing to do whatever it takes! 54 00:02:48,950 --> 00:02:50,900 How are you with mowing lawns? 55 00:02:50,990 --> 00:02:53,290 Well, I don't mean to be negative, 56 00:02:53,420 --> 00:02:55,630 but it looks to me like that grass is an inch too tall. 57 00:02:55,780 --> 00:02:57,820 Oh, you're good. 58 00:02:57,880 --> 00:03:00,860 Alright, let's get you fitted to your new job! 59 00:03:03,420 --> 00:03:06,190 Thank you so much for this job, Mr. Rigby! 60 00:03:07,940 --> 00:03:10,680 Hey dude, Benson wanted me to give you your weeks pay. 61 00:03:11,270 --> 00:03:12,590 Who's that? 62 00:03:12,590 --> 00:03:14,500 Oh, that's Doug. He's my new temp. 63 00:03:14,500 --> 00:03:16,460 What? Are you serious? 64 00:03:16,640 --> 00:03:17,640 Hey, Dougie! 65 00:03:18,580 --> 00:03:19,460 Payday! 66 00:03:20,800 --> 00:03:22,780 First, I gotta cover the finder's fee! 67 00:03:23,140 --> 00:03:24,180 Here you go. 68 00:03:25,120 --> 00:03:27,300 Wow, this is the most I've ever been paid! 69 00:03:27,300 --> 00:03:30,010 Thanks Mr. Rigby! You're the best boss ever! 70 00:03:31,050 --> 00:03:32,540 You make me sick. 71 00:03:36,200 --> 00:03:38,910 Wow, this place is huge! 72 00:03:38,910 --> 00:03:40,820 Yeah, it's pretty cool. This way. 73 00:03:41,310 --> 00:03:42,510 So you'll crash here. 74 00:03:43,880 --> 00:03:44,770 On this? 75 00:03:44,770 --> 00:03:46,890 No, no, you don't just start with the trampoline. 76 00:03:46,890 --> 00:03:48,170 You gotta pay your dues. 77 00:03:48,220 --> 00:03:49,800 This is where you'll be sleeping. 78 00:03:51,050 --> 00:03:53,100 There's some socks in case you get cold. 79 00:03:53,130 --> 00:03:54,580 My own bed! 80 00:03:54,740 --> 00:03:57,060 Rigby... wow, Rigby. 81 00:03:57,060 --> 00:04:00,500 If you don't mind me saying, you're the best boss I've ever had! 82 00:04:00,500 --> 00:04:01,410 You know what, Doug? 83 00:04:01,470 --> 00:04:04,560 I think this is gonna work out just fine! 84 00:04:09,090 --> 00:04:11,380 I'm tired, I'm taking a break! 85 00:04:11,380 --> 00:04:13,210 Keep it shakin' with the rakin' there, guys! 86 00:04:14,190 --> 00:04:16,590 "Keep it shakin' with the rakin' there, guys!" 87 00:04:17,320 --> 00:04:18,980 Nice impression there, Mordecai! 88 00:04:18,990 --> 00:04:19,930 Listen to this one! 89 00:04:20,090 --> 00:04:21,820 Keep it shakin' with the rakin' there, guys! 90 00:04:23,380 --> 00:04:25,150 Dude, that sounds just like him! 91 00:04:26,580 --> 00:04:27,400 What's so funny? 92 00:04:27,400 --> 00:04:30,580 Dude, Doug is hilarious! Check out his impression of you! 93 00:04:30,800 --> 00:04:34,580 Hi, I'm Rigby, and I got me a meatball sub! 94 00:04:36,660 --> 00:04:38,550 I... I don't sound like that! 95 00:04:38,550 --> 00:04:39,970 Dude, it's like, dead-on! 96 00:04:39,970 --> 00:04:41,860 Hello, I'm, Rigby, nice to meet you! 97 00:04:45,140 --> 00:04:46,450 Dude, that wasn't cool! 98 00:04:46,770 --> 00:04:48,520 You should've seen your face! 99 00:04:48,520 --> 00:04:50,680 Dude, impressions are the lowest form of comedy. 100 00:04:50,680 --> 00:04:53,460 "Hey, I'm Doug! I'm easily impressed because I have a small brain!" 101 00:04:53,510 --> 00:04:55,550 See? It's easy to copy somebody else. 102 00:04:56,320 --> 00:04:58,280 - Yo, Doug-ay! - Hey, fellas! 103 00:05:00,180 --> 00:05:02,880 - Ready for some hoops? - Oh, you know it! 104 00:05:03,820 --> 00:05:05,160 Uh, wait! 105 00:05:05,400 --> 00:05:06,540 Can I come along, too? 106 00:05:06,570 --> 00:05:09,750 Oh... well, it's kind of a two-on-two rematch. 107 00:05:09,750 --> 00:05:10,810 Sorry, dude. 108 00:05:14,020 --> 00:05:16,370 - Cover him! - I got this fool! 109 00:05:16,370 --> 00:05:18,210 Over here, over here! 110 00:05:18,210 --> 00:05:19,990 From downtown! 111 00:05:20,530 --> 00:05:22,130 Boom-shaka-laka! 112 00:05:23,940 --> 00:05:25,240 I could've done that. 113 00:05:27,840 --> 00:05:29,710 Hey, that's my haircut! 114 00:05:31,070 --> 00:05:32,540 Two hot dogs, please. 115 00:05:32,540 --> 00:05:35,200 Yo Doug, I need some dawgs over here! 116 00:05:35,200 --> 00:05:37,050 Dogs from a dawg! 117 00:05:37,920 --> 00:05:39,080 I got 'em, I got 'em! 118 00:05:41,850 --> 00:05:44,290 - Way to throw 'em! - Way to catch 'em! 119 00:05:45,660 --> 00:05:48,540 Alright, who else wants some dawgs? 120 00:05:48,750 --> 00:05:50,590 That's probably not as fun as it looks. 121 00:05:53,450 --> 00:05:56,160 He's holding up his tail just like me! 122 00:05:57,480 --> 00:05:59,590 Dude, I love working with you, man! 123 00:05:59,590 --> 00:06:00,880 We make a great team. 124 00:06:00,880 --> 00:06:02,430 Yeah, man. That's just me. 125 00:06:02,430 --> 00:06:04,510 I love working hard, know what I'm saying? 126 00:06:04,840 --> 00:06:06,310 I guess Rigby's just kinda... 127 00:06:06,470 --> 00:06:08,790 - What? - Uh, I shouldn't say anything. 128 00:06:08,790 --> 00:06:10,050 Go ahead, You can say it! 129 00:06:10,050 --> 00:06:11,650 Rigby's kinda lazy. 130 00:06:11,650 --> 00:06:13,510 Yeeaah, he is! 131 00:06:16,960 --> 00:06:19,320 Hey guys, I wanted to come by and thank you! 132 00:06:19,320 --> 00:06:21,910 Ultimate Frisbee was a great success! 133 00:06:21,910 --> 00:06:23,130 Everybody loved it! 134 00:06:23,420 --> 00:06:26,120 Kudos Mordecai! You too, Rigby. See ya! 135 00:06:26,120 --> 00:06:26,720 Later! 136 00:06:26,770 --> 00:06:28,030 Yeah, see ya... 137 00:06:28,860 --> 00:06:29,790 Benson! 138 00:06:31,070 --> 00:06:31,790 No! 139 00:06:33,940 --> 00:06:35,550 Dude, Doug is creeping me out! 140 00:06:35,550 --> 00:06:36,820 I think I gotta fire him. 141 00:06:36,820 --> 00:06:38,780 What? Doug's actually pretty cool. 142 00:06:38,780 --> 00:06:40,410 He's totally copying me! 143 00:06:40,410 --> 00:06:42,440 Dude, you're being paranoid. 144 00:06:42,440 --> 00:06:43,410 Are you kidding me? 145 00:06:43,410 --> 00:06:45,120 The dark circles around his eyes, 146 00:06:45,160 --> 00:06:48,610 the lovable scoundrel shtick? CLASSIC RIGBY! 147 00:06:48,610 --> 00:06:51,840 He probably has his rings around his eyes because he's working all the time! 148 00:06:51,940 --> 00:06:55,580 Whatever man, just give me my paycheck so I can pay him to get out of here! 149 00:06:55,580 --> 00:06:57,320 Pfft, nice try. 150 00:06:57,320 --> 00:06:58,200 What are you talking about? 151 00:06:58,200 --> 00:07:00,020 I gave it to you two hours ago. 152 00:07:00,120 --> 00:07:03,150 - What? Where's Doug? - Upstairs. 153 00:07:03,200 --> 00:07:05,190 That's it! He's finished! 154 00:07:05,450 --> 00:07:07,400 DOOUG! DOUG DOUG DOUG! 155 00:07:09,460 --> 00:07:10,840 Oh hey, Rigby. 156 00:07:10,890 --> 00:07:12,610 Doug, give me my paycheck! 157 00:07:12,760 --> 00:07:14,790 Paycheck? Oh, you mean this one? 158 00:07:14,900 --> 00:07:16,250 Sure, take it! 159 00:07:17,810 --> 00:07:20,600 Gotta cover the finder's fee! Remember? 160 00:07:21,450 --> 00:07:23,330 Doug, this has gone too far! 161 00:07:23,390 --> 00:07:24,720 You're FIRED! 162 00:07:24,720 --> 00:07:26,650 Fired? You can't fire me! 163 00:07:26,650 --> 00:07:28,490 This is the best job I've ever had! 164 00:07:28,490 --> 00:07:31,440 I'm finally becoming somebody! Besides... 165 00:07:31,490 --> 00:07:34,070 I'm more Rigby than you ever were... 166 00:07:34,170 --> 00:07:36,640 or will be! 167 00:07:50,490 --> 00:07:52,130 I'm... Rigby! 168 00:07:52,130 --> 00:07:53,780 NO! I'm Rigby! 169 00:07:53,970 --> 00:07:54,810 Rigby! 170 00:07:54,810 --> 00:07:55,840 WHAT? 171 00:07:57,910 --> 00:07:58,850 I'm Rigby! 172 00:07:58,850 --> 00:07:59,960 No, I'm Rigby! 173 00:08:09,710 --> 00:08:11,440 Yeah, I can't tell who's who. 174 00:08:11,440 --> 00:08:13,120 There's only one way to solve this. 175 00:08:13,120 --> 00:08:15,200 Alright, I'm gonna have you do a couple of things 176 00:08:15,200 --> 00:08:16,470 and ask some questions. 177 00:08:16,470 --> 00:08:18,470 Whoever gets them right is the real Rigby, 178 00:08:18,470 --> 00:08:21,300 and whoever doesn't - I'm calling the cops! 179 00:08:25,870 --> 00:08:27,950 They both can't punch very hard. 180 00:08:29,760 --> 00:08:31,580 They both can't take a punch. 181 00:08:33,770 --> 00:08:35,150 Ultimate fail! 182 00:08:35,150 --> 00:08:37,200 They're both horrible at video games. 183 00:08:40,060 --> 00:08:42,090 They're both equally lazy. 184 00:08:43,540 --> 00:08:46,340 Okay, how does Rigby like his BLTs? 185 00:08:46,340 --> 00:08:48,650 No lettuce, no tomatoes, hold the bread and double the bacon! 186 00:08:49,090 --> 00:08:49,990 Correct. 187 00:08:49,990 --> 00:08:52,300 What did Rigby get for Pops' birthday? 188 00:08:52,300 --> 00:08:53,430 Easy, nothing! 189 00:08:53,430 --> 00:08:55,090 Oh, it's true! 190 00:08:55,090 --> 00:08:58,140 Twas the best nothing I ever received! 191 00:08:59,200 --> 00:09:01,600 - Rigby's high score in Strong John? - Three! 192 00:09:01,600 --> 00:09:03,960 - Favorite cereal? - Sugar-frosted marshmallow clusters! 193 00:09:03,960 --> 00:09:05,960 Rigby's greatest fear? 194 00:09:09,420 --> 00:09:10,120 Well? 195 00:09:11,830 --> 00:09:13,820 Amusement park mascots! 196 00:09:13,870 --> 00:09:15,410 Yep, you're Rigby! 197 00:09:16,490 --> 00:09:18,790 Hey, dude! Celebratory hug? 198 00:09:18,790 --> 00:09:19,940 Yeah, man! 199 00:09:20,870 --> 00:09:22,050 Fine, fine! 200 00:09:22,040 --> 00:09:23,550 You guys wanna hang out with him? 201 00:09:23,550 --> 00:09:25,660 Go ahead! See if I care! 202 00:09:25,730 --> 00:09:27,880 I just hope you think next time about 203 00:09:27,880 --> 00:09:31,480 choosing a total imposter over your best friend, Mordecai! 204 00:09:31,610 --> 00:09:32,210 Wait! 205 00:09:32,800 --> 00:09:34,490 That's Rigby! 206 00:09:34,490 --> 00:09:35,520 Huh? But- 207 00:09:35,520 --> 00:09:36,840 I knew it was you, dude. 208 00:09:36,840 --> 00:09:38,750 What? But why didn't you say anything? 209 00:09:38,750 --> 00:09:40,780 Heh, I just wanted to mess with you. 210 00:09:40,820 --> 00:09:43,120 Only the real Rigby whines that much. 211 00:09:43,120 --> 00:09:45,600 In your FACE, Doug! 212 00:09:45,600 --> 00:09:48,470 Plus, the real Rigby would never hug me. 213 00:10:02,240 --> 00:10:06,430 Yeah, the perps full name is Doug "The Doppleganger" Shablowski. 214 00:10:06,430 --> 00:10:08,900 He's been pulling this scam all over the country! 215 00:10:08,900 --> 00:10:12,120 But thanks to you, he can be brought to justice! 216 00:10:12,120 --> 00:10:13,190 Here he comes! 217 00:10:14,230 --> 00:10:16,730 Hey, hold on a sec, I got something to say. 218 00:10:16,810 --> 00:10:19,540 Rigby, I want you to know... a guy like me? 219 00:10:19,540 --> 00:10:21,330 Ain't got a lot to be thankful for. 220 00:10:21,510 --> 00:10:22,410 But you? 221 00:10:22,540 --> 00:10:26,160 You got friends, a job, a nice warm bed... 222 00:10:26,160 --> 00:10:27,860 you got a good thing going here. 223 00:10:27,970 --> 00:10:29,080 Never forget that. 224 00:10:29,170 --> 00:10:30,700 Okay! Move it along! 225 00:10:33,490 --> 00:10:34,960 Wow, what a windbag! 226 00:10:34,960 --> 00:10:36,370 I thought he'd never shut up. 227 00:10:36,420 --> 00:10:38,440 I can't believe you guys thought Doug was me! 228 00:10:38,560 --> 00:10:40,550 You must feel like idiots! Am I right? 229 00:10:42,320 --> 00:10:45,220 I'm the only one around here who hires and fires, 230 00:10:45,220 --> 00:10:47,940 so if you really don't wanna do your own job, 231 00:10:47,940 --> 00:10:50,040 I'd be glad to accommodate you! 232 00:10:50,130 --> 00:10:54,700 Otherwise, you're on toilet duty for the next THREE MONTHS! 233 00:10:54,810 --> 00:10:56,090 Unbelievable! 234 00:10:57,440 --> 00:10:59,500 Hey Mordecai, wanna make an easy ten bucks?