1 00:00:11,260 --> 00:00:12,930 What did I tell you, Mannetti? 2 00:00:13,150 --> 00:00:16,590 The cream always rises... to the cop! 3 00:00:20,030 --> 00:00:21,540 Who writes this stuff? 4 00:00:21,600 --> 00:00:24,340 Tonight, and tonight only, at the City Arena Center, 5 00:00:24,340 --> 00:00:27,570 it's Double R-W's Wrassle Frassle VII live! 6 00:00:27,800 --> 00:00:30,980 Come watch all your favorites battle it out for the championship belt! 7 00:00:30,980 --> 00:00:33,400 It's really real wrestling at its best! 8 00:00:33,400 --> 00:00:34,150 Tonight at 8! 9 00:00:34,150 --> 00:00:36,330 For tickets, call your momma and cry about it 10 00:00:36,330 --> 00:00:38,040 because this event is sold out! 11 00:00:38,770 --> 00:00:40,530 I can't believe we didn't get tickets. 12 00:00:40,530 --> 00:00:43,090 Dude, I told you we should of left early to stand in line, 13 00:00:43,090 --> 00:00:45,590 but no, you wanted to finish your work. 14 00:00:45,590 --> 00:00:48,360 Dude, Benson would have snapped his crank if we just left work. 15 00:00:48,360 --> 00:00:50,300 You gotta be responsible sometimes. 16 00:00:50,300 --> 00:00:52,340 And that's why we don't have tickets for wrestling, 17 00:00:52,340 --> 00:00:54,410 because all you can think about is Benson's crank. 18 00:00:55,010 --> 00:00:56,850 Oh! You're asking for it man! 19 00:00:56,850 --> 00:00:58,310 You're asking for it, man! 20 00:00:58,310 --> 00:00:59,580 You trying to get me mad? 21 00:00:59,580 --> 00:01:01,500 You know what happen when I get mad! 22 00:01:01,500 --> 00:01:02,740 Oh, I know. 23 00:01:07,680 --> 00:01:09,510 Listen up, Mysterious Mr. R! 24 00:01:09,510 --> 00:01:11,510 Mad Man Mordo's gonna take you down! 25 00:01:11,510 --> 00:01:15,040 And I'm not talking downtown, I'm talking six feet underground! 26 00:01:16,300 --> 00:01:17,850 Mad Man Mordo? 27 00:01:17,850 --> 00:01:20,040 More like Bland Man Bored-o! 28 00:01:20,040 --> 00:01:21,580 When I'm through with you, people will be all like 29 00:01:21,580 --> 00:01:23,700 "Ah, what happened to his face?", and I'll be like, 30 00:01:23,700 --> 00:01:26,480 "Mysterious Mr. R is what happened to his face!" 31 00:01:26,480 --> 00:01:27,260 That's it! 32 00:01:51,800 --> 00:01:53,660 Dude, Pops, chill! Let him go! 33 00:01:55,090 --> 00:01:57,510 Oh I just love to wrestle! 34 00:01:58,320 --> 00:02:01,090 That wasn't wrestling! You were actually hurting me! 35 00:02:01,170 --> 00:02:02,840 Yeah, Pops, what's your problem? 36 00:02:02,840 --> 00:02:05,230 Wrestling's totally fake! You weren't doing it right! 37 00:02:05,600 --> 00:02:09,110 Uh, fake? No. No, no, I assure you, it's real. 38 00:02:09,120 --> 00:02:11,660 I used to wrestle back in my schooling days. 39 00:02:12,140 --> 00:02:13,730 Look, here I am. 40 00:02:13,730 --> 00:02:17,410 We learned how to wrestle just like the Greckos and the Romans! 41 00:02:17,410 --> 00:02:19,440 Whoa, cool! 42 00:02:19,560 --> 00:02:21,880 Oh, I'm so glad you think so! 43 00:02:21,880 --> 00:02:26,010 Because I thought you two might want to accompany me to... this! 44 00:02:26,870 --> 00:02:30,550 Double R-W Wrassle Frassle VII? You got tickets? 45 00:02:30,550 --> 00:02:32,240 Pops. You're a legend! 46 00:02:32,240 --> 00:02:35,320 Really Real Wrestling! Really Real Wrestling! 47 00:02:35,320 --> 00:02:38,720 Really Real Wrestling! Really Real Wrestling! 48 00:02:38,720 --> 00:02:41,200 You gotta teach us some of your moves, Pops! 49 00:02:41,280 --> 00:02:43,830 Okay, I Will go easy on you boys this time. 50 00:02:44,290 --> 00:02:45,080 And go! 51 00:02:46,540 --> 00:02:47,790 Impressive, Pops! 52 00:02:47,800 --> 00:02:49,590 But you forgot about this! 53 00:02:49,590 --> 00:02:50,450 Rigby! 54 00:02:55,800 --> 00:02:57,430 My back! 55 00:02:57,430 --> 00:02:58,370 Hey, do you guys— 56 00:02:58,630 --> 00:03:00,460 Pops! What happened, are you OK? 57 00:03:00,550 --> 00:03:04,300 Yes, yes, all is fine. Just not as limber as I used to be. 58 00:03:04,430 --> 00:03:06,860 What have I told you about wrestling? 59 00:03:06,950 --> 00:03:08,540 Sorry, we didn't mean to! 60 00:03:08,540 --> 00:03:11,100 Yeah, come on, Pops! Shake it off, you gotta take us to Wrassle Frassle! 61 00:03:11,100 --> 00:03:13,490 What? No! He Isn't going anywhere. 62 00:03:13,490 --> 00:03:16,310 Pops can't even get up. He needs to take it easy. 63 00:03:16,390 --> 00:03:18,190 No, no. I can get up. 64 00:03:21,110 --> 00:03:22,800 But Pops already got his tickets! 65 00:03:22,800 --> 00:03:24,920 It's the biggest wrestling event of the year! 66 00:03:24,920 --> 00:03:25,840 I don't care. 67 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:29,050 Wait, Benson, surely we can all still go! 68 00:03:30,030 --> 00:03:32,170 I am sorry, Pops. Its not gonna happen. 69 00:03:32,170 --> 00:03:34,170 You have to stay home for your own good. 70 00:03:34,300 --> 00:03:35,640 Oh, boo. 71 00:03:35,760 --> 00:03:39,640 Now help Pops upstairs, and don't even think of leaving him alone! 72 00:03:39,640 --> 00:03:42,070 Because if you leave, don't bother coming back! 73 00:03:42,070 --> 00:03:43,540 Fine. We get it. 74 00:03:43,540 --> 00:03:46,420 Does that one get it? Cause sometimes I wonder! 75 00:03:46,420 --> 00:03:49,360 I get it, I get it. Watch out for Pops and don't go to wrestling. 76 00:03:50,750 --> 00:03:51,240 Good! 77 00:03:53,830 --> 00:03:56,630 Why are we going to bed so early? 78 00:03:56,680 --> 00:03:59,140 It's the easiest way to make sure you don't get hurt again. 79 00:03:59,230 --> 00:04:00,880 Yeah, sleep is the best medicine. 80 00:04:00,980 --> 00:04:02,810 I thought laughter was the best medicine. 81 00:04:02,870 --> 00:04:04,350 Not when you're telling the jokes. 82 00:04:04,380 --> 00:04:05,660 Pfft, whatever. 83 00:04:05,710 --> 00:04:07,140 You wanna hear a joke Pops? 84 00:04:07,160 --> 00:04:09,120 I better get some rest. 85 00:04:11,820 --> 00:04:12,820 Good night, Pops. 86 00:04:13,100 --> 00:04:15,130 Sleep speed to all. 87 00:04:25,510 --> 00:04:26,540 Mordecai, come on! 88 00:04:27,530 --> 00:04:28,210 What? 89 00:04:28,300 --> 00:04:30,320 Come on, let's sneak out and go to Wrassle Frassle! 90 00:04:30,320 --> 00:04:30,880 What? 91 00:04:31,700 --> 00:04:32,900 What about Pops? 92 00:04:32,900 --> 00:04:35,090 He needs his rest anyways. He'll be fine. 93 00:04:35,090 --> 00:04:37,150 - You sure he's asleep? - Yeah, look. 94 00:04:37,480 --> 00:04:39,100 Pops. Pops. 95 00:05:11,800 --> 00:05:15,490 Row Z, seats 97, 98 and 99! 96 00:05:15,560 --> 00:05:18,270 Man, we made it! This is awesome! 97 00:05:18,350 --> 00:05:20,470 So close to the action! 98 00:05:24,270 --> 00:05:25,550 One, two, three! 99 00:05:28,080 --> 00:05:29,910 See man, we couldn't have missed this! 100 00:05:29,910 --> 00:05:31,510 Totally worth sneaking out! 101 00:05:31,510 --> 00:05:32,420 Totally. 102 00:05:32,470 --> 00:05:35,330 Still though, it's pretty lame Pops couldn't be here. 103 00:05:35,580 --> 00:05:37,130 Don't worry, man! We did the right thing. 104 00:05:37,170 --> 00:05:39,020 Pops is totally safe back home in his bed. 105 00:05:42,700 --> 00:05:44,540 Hey, bro! Ladder Match is about to start! 106 00:05:44,540 --> 00:05:46,290 Where's that new wrestler, Huge Head? 107 00:05:46,380 --> 00:05:48,690 Eh, I don't know. He hasn't shown up yet. 108 00:05:58,910 --> 00:06:00,100 Did you call him? 109 00:06:00,100 --> 00:06:02,370 Yeah, I called him! What, do you think I'm a moron? 110 00:06:02,370 --> 00:06:03,510 Hey, who's this? 111 00:06:04,360 --> 00:06:05,110 Hello! 112 00:06:05,110 --> 00:06:06,480 Yeah, this is him, right? 113 00:06:06,480 --> 00:06:08,830 He's gotta be. Look at the size of that thing! 114 00:06:08,960 --> 00:06:10,630 Hey Huge Head, you're late! 115 00:06:10,710 --> 00:06:14,090 Oh, I am sorry. Would you mind helping me inside? 116 00:06:14,160 --> 00:06:16,520 - What? - His dramatic enterance! 117 00:06:16,660 --> 00:06:17,830 Oh yeah, sure. 118 00:06:18,180 --> 00:06:21,830 Okay, get ready folks, because it's time for the main event! 119 00:06:21,830 --> 00:06:23,800 The Ladder Match! 120 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:31,750 Who's gonna be the one to reach the championship belt at the top of the ladder? 121 00:06:31,750 --> 00:06:34,610 Will it be... The Fire Marshall? 122 00:06:35,340 --> 00:06:36,710 Hissy Fit? 123 00:06:37,530 --> 00:06:41,030 The leading champion, Four Arm-ageddon? 124 00:06:42,570 --> 00:06:43,700 Come on! 125 00:06:43,700 --> 00:06:47,190 Or, making his Double R-W Wrassle Frassle debut, 126 00:06:47,190 --> 00:06:50,270 give it up for... Huge Head! 127 00:06:54,410 --> 00:06:55,940 Look at that guy's head! 128 00:06:55,940 --> 00:06:58,430 That guy's head is almost as big as Pops! 129 00:06:58,510 --> 00:07:00,050 It is as big as Pops! 130 00:07:00,620 --> 00:07:02,110 Dude, that is Pops! 131 00:07:02,110 --> 00:07:03,590 What? How did heâ€"what? 132 00:07:03,590 --> 00:07:05,240 Dude, he's gonna be pummelled! Come on! 133 00:07:06,590 --> 00:07:08,200 Pops, what are you doing here? 134 00:07:08,300 --> 00:07:12,190 Mordecai, Rigby, I thought you two were back at home sleeping! 135 00:07:12,190 --> 00:07:15,150 Looks like we both couldn't stay away! 136 00:07:15,150 --> 00:07:16,820 Pops, we gotta get you out of here. 137 00:07:16,890 --> 00:07:18,240 But I just got here! 138 00:07:18,240 --> 00:07:21,800 And look, I got here late, and they upgraded my seat! 139 00:07:21,800 --> 00:07:23,860 No, Pops! They think you're a wrestler! 140 00:07:23,860 --> 00:07:25,810 But I am a wrestler! 141 00:07:25,950 --> 00:07:28,390 And besides, you said all this was fake. 142 00:07:28,390 --> 00:07:30,590 Fake? Who said this was fake? 143 00:07:30,720 --> 00:07:31,750 They did! 144 00:07:33,180 --> 00:07:34,370 Is this fake? 145 00:07:37,050 --> 00:07:38,640 How about you, little dude? 146 00:07:38,640 --> 00:07:40,640 Does this seem fake to you? 147 00:07:41,850 --> 00:07:42,500 No. 148 00:07:42,500 --> 00:07:45,850 Why do you think it's called "Really Real Wrestling"? 149 00:07:45,850 --> 00:07:47,120 Cause it's real! 150 00:07:47,120 --> 00:07:49,360 Okay, we were wrong. We're sorry. 151 00:07:49,410 --> 00:07:51,320 Yeah, just let us take our friend and go! 152 00:07:51,320 --> 00:07:53,220 "Sorry" doesn't cut it! 153 00:07:53,220 --> 00:07:56,200 There are only two ways you guys are getting outta here. 154 00:07:56,200 --> 00:08:01,390 In a bodybag, or by beating all of us in the Ladder Match! 155 00:08:02,900 --> 00:08:03,960 Listen up! 156 00:08:03,990 --> 00:08:08,580 Huge Head and his friends here think all this is fake! 157 00:08:10,890 --> 00:08:15,250 Whaddya say, we teach him how real this really is? 158 00:08:19,410 --> 00:08:20,700 Come on! 159 00:08:20,700 --> 00:08:24,300 You better get in the ring, or we're coming out after you! 160 00:08:24,740 --> 00:08:26,810 Okay, Rigby and I are gonna go in after the bell. 161 00:08:26,810 --> 00:08:28,070 Stay here, Pops. 162 00:08:28,070 --> 00:08:30,790 - But I can help! - No! Stay here! 163 00:08:33,370 --> 00:08:35,900 Dude, I'll distract him. You get to the ladder. 164 00:09:07,760 --> 00:09:09,440 You like it yet? 165 00:09:19,920 --> 00:09:20,760 Pops! 166 00:09:26,610 --> 00:09:28,690 Who wants to wrestle? 167 00:09:47,480 --> 00:09:48,960 Real enough for you? 168 00:09:53,700 --> 00:09:58,730 And the winner, Huge Head! 169 00:10:08,460 --> 00:10:09,480 I knew it! I had a sick feeling, 170 00:10:09,480 --> 00:10:12,870 I had a sick feeling, so I came to check on you, and I knew it! 171 00:10:12,870 --> 00:10:13,970 Wait, listen, Benson! 172 00:10:13,970 --> 00:10:16,740 No! You guys are fired! That's it! 173 00:10:16,740 --> 00:10:17,760 Wait, what? Come on! 174 00:10:17,760 --> 00:10:20,760 No! I Thought I told you guys, but you didn't wanna listen! 175 00:10:20,760 --> 00:10:22,650 Come on, Pops! You gotta help us! 176 00:10:22,750 --> 00:10:24,410 I cannot tell a lie. 177 00:10:24,550 --> 00:10:26,810 Benson, it was all my fault. 178 00:10:26,810 --> 00:10:27,400 What? 179 00:10:27,540 --> 00:10:30,070 I snuck out to the wrestling match on my own, 180 00:10:30,070 --> 00:10:32,790 and Mordecai and Rigby had to come and get me. 181 00:10:32,930 --> 00:10:34,000 I'm sorry. 182 00:10:34,080 --> 00:10:37,150 Yeah. Most of that is technically true, somewhat, so... 183 00:10:37,150 --> 00:10:39,150 Plus look, Pops' back is all better. 184 00:10:39,150 --> 00:10:40,300 It's true! 185 00:10:40,710 --> 00:10:42,590 Thats your last warning. 186 00:10:43,470 --> 00:10:45,640 Wow. Thanks for taking the blame, Pops. 187 00:10:46,600 --> 00:10:48,600 I'm just glad it's over. 188 00:10:48,600 --> 00:10:51,360 Yeah. Time for bed, Huge Head. 189 00:10:51,360 --> 00:10:52,870 Yeah, Huge Head! 190 00:10:52,940 --> 00:10:55,180 So you think you can steal my name, huh? 191 00:10:55,290 --> 00:10:58,390 Well, let's see how you like it if I steal yours... Pops!