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C'mon Rigby, it will be over before you know it.

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Man, I hate cleaning the fountain!

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It's like the worst job at The Park!

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Why do we have to clean it anyways, isn't that what rain is for?

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I know dude. But we just got to power through it.

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Here, I'll turn off the water, you start the hose.

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What? Why do I have to start the hose?

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It's your turn.

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My turn, your turn, what's the difference?

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We're a team, man.

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Then man up and do it for the team.

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- Rock, paper, scissors for who starts the hose. - Fine.

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- 2 out of 3? - Start the hose!

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Start the hose.

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It tastes like how Muscle Man smells!

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Yeah dude. But check out all this free stuff.

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All right, what's it gonna be this time?

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A bunch of baby ducks?

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We must have stranded them when we drained the water.

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C'mon dude, help me get them out!

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We can't clean the fountain with them still in it!

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Get the bucket.

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I wonder what they were doing in there all alone.

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Maybe their mom got scared off or something.

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Ready to get back to work?

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I guess.

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I think they're following me!

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Haha dude! They imprinted on you!

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What?

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Haha, they did! They totally think you're their mom!

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Stop it!

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Quit following me! I'm not a duck!

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What are you doing? Trying to teach them how to suck at football?

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Shut up!

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Are you two finished cleaning the fountain yet?

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We're working on it.

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Oh really? Because it looks like you're just playing with a bunch of baby ducks!

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We're not playing! We found them in the fountain!

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Now they won't stop following me.

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They imprinted on Rigby.

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They think Rigby is their mom?

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That's the saddest thing I ever heard!

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No, I think someone naming their kid Rigby

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is the saddest thing I ever heard.

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Pfft, just kidding.

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But seriously, we can't clean this fountain if we're babysitting these ducks.

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Alright, fine.

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Find a place for those ducks and get back to work,

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and don't slack off.

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You still need to clean the park truck when you're done.

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Aw man! How do we get rid of these ducks?

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Easy. Chicks.

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Where are they?

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Relax! They'll be out in a minute.

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Get out of my cereal!

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Oh thanks a lot. You're a real pal.

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Step off!

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Step off!

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You don't want none of this!

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Who are your little pals, Rigby?

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Little pals? More like little jerks!

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Look what they did to my cereal!

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They made a baby duck milk waterfall.

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Get away from me!

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Aw, look! Now they're copying you!

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What's the matter, don't you like them?

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Is Rigby ignoring you

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because you're not a beautiful swan yet?

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Well we found them at the park and we're supposed to get rid of them.

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Actually, we were thinking maybe you guys could use some baby ducks!

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No pets allowed in my building.

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And I'm allergic to duck dander.

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I bet the Animal Shelter could find them a good home!

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Can I help you?

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We found these baby ducks and we-

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We want to get rid of them.

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We want to find them a good home.

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Alright, I'm going to need you to fill out some paper work.

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You can start by- Are those ducks karate chopping each other?

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No...

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I'm sorry, we can't take violent animals.

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Aw, what? They're not violent!

83
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Yeah man, they were just playing around!

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Those ducks are THUGS.

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You know, some people would think karate chopping was really cool!

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Now what are we going to do?

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I guess we're just gonna have to find someone cool to take them.

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That shouldn't be a problem. Check this out.

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They're not even flinching!

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That is pretty cool...

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And they're fast learners, too.

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Dude! These ducks are awesome!

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Yeah, man! We can't just give them to some loser!

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Don't worry, we'll find somebody to take them.

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Video game break?

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Video game break!

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Dude this is crazy!

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That's the third time in a row that they beat you!

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It's not my fault! I told you this controller's busted.

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Step off!

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Step off!

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I don't know, man.

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I think there's something special about these ducks.

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Maybe we shouldn't give them away.

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What?

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I don't know. I mean, maybe we should keep them.

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- What was that? - Huh? Oh, hey Benson.

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We were just saying maybe we should

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keep... looking for someone to keep... these ducks!

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Yeah! Yeah, that's it!

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Are you guys done cleaning the fountain?

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Oh, well, no.

113
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Because we're still looking for people to take these ducks.

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I don't care!

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Find someone to take care of these ducks right right now

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and get back to work or you're fired!

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Not cool guys.

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Okay, how about this?

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Man, I dunno.

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Fliers?

121
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The only people who are gonna see these are some creepy old dudes in the park.

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We can't just give the ducks to some loser.

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Come on dude we have to do what Benson said.

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Besides, someone cool will take the ducks,

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you'll see. It's the right thing to do.

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Alright, let's go put these things up.

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I like the looks of these babies.

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- Here. - No

129
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Let's face it. These ducks are too cool.

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We're not gonna be able to find someone who we can trust to take care of them.

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See, I told you

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I don't hear you come up with any great ideas.

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Hey, cut it out!

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Maybe we can keep the ducks if we just hide them from Benson.

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There's no way! He'd find them anywhere.

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Not if we hide them in plain sight.

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They can stay in the bathtub and I'll train them to act like rubber duckies. Like this.

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Dude, that could actually work.

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Okay, now squeeze me so I can train them to squeak.

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Mordecai and Rigby! Telephone call for you inside!

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Hello?

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Um yeah hello, I'm calling about your ad.

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Are these ducks small and fluffy and yellow?

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Yes.

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Ohhh my babies! Thank goodness.

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I leave the fountain for one minute and next thing I know they're gone

147
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It's their mom. She wants her babies back

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Tell her no. We got the rubber duck plan all worked out!

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Come on Rigby, think about it.

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We don't know anything about raising ducks

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It can't be that hard

152
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You can't even feed yourself. How are you gonna feed a bunch of ducks?

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Good point. I don't think I've fed them at all yet. Have you?

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When do you wanna pick them up?

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I'll be right over

156
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Do you even know what they eat?

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I feel like dog food might-

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Hey!

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- Stop! - We shouldn't have left them alone!

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Hey! Open the door!

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We want our baby ducks back!

162
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Oh I think you mean my baby ducks.

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Sure was mighty kind of you boys to hand them over so nicely

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Ta ta!

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This isn't over.

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Where are my babies?

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- That guy just took 'em! - What?

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- I'll go get the cart. - There's no time for carts! Hurry, get on!

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Uhh, are you sure that's... I mean I dunno if-

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Get on!

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I'm not sittin' behind you.

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Dude, just sit in the back.

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You sit in the back!

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Let's play rock, paper, scissors for it.

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Where to go?

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Over there!

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Give me back my ducks!

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I'm taking those ducks

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Rigby!

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Step off!

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You guys are so cool!

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We're really gonna miss you guys!

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Yeah, take it easy guys!

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Remember what we taught you!

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High five?

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And keep practicing your video games if you ever want to make a living at it!

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Hey Mordecai and Rigby, thanks.

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For being the coolest losers we know!

189
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Woa-hoh, hey Benson.

190
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Alright so there's good news and bad news.

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The good news is that the ducks' mom came back and picked them up!

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The bad news is the fountain is destroyed.

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So we're probably gonna need another chore to do.

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Is there any other things that might need cleaning?

