1 00:00:11,630 --> 00:00:14,300 You're probably wondering why I brought you here today. 2 00:00:14,410 --> 00:00:16,190 - Not really. - Check it! 3 00:00:16,190 --> 00:00:19,230 All the richest people in history have drinks named after them. 4 00:00:19,230 --> 00:00:21,770 Shirley Temple, Arnold Palmer, John F. Lemonade. 5 00:00:21,770 --> 00:00:24,060 What drink's gonna make me rich you ask? 6 00:00:24,060 --> 00:00:26,580 I'll tell you what! One can of RadiCola, 7 00:00:26,580 --> 00:00:30,080 frozen fruit juice concentrate, a dash of hot sauce... 8 00:00:30,240 --> 00:00:34,570 Sugar Roasted Sugar Bombs for texture, and the rest... 9 00:00:36,340 --> 00:00:40,150 Mordecai, witness The RigJuice! 10 00:00:40,200 --> 00:00:42,150 Dude, I don't think you should drink that. 11 00:00:47,730 --> 00:00:50,050 My face feels like magic. 12 00:00:50,050 --> 00:00:51,360 Dude, wanna taste? 13 00:00:51,460 --> 00:00:54,510 I'm not dumb enough to drink that stuff. 14 00:00:54,510 --> 00:00:56,940 Come on, we do dumb stuff all the time! 15 00:00:56,940 --> 00:00:58,420 We're like two peas in a pod. 16 00:00:58,420 --> 00:01:01,250 No we're not.. I'm definitely smarter than you. 17 00:01:01,250 --> 00:01:03,450 It's been that way ever since you dropped out of high school. 18 00:01:03,450 --> 00:01:04,270 Dude what? 19 00:01:04,300 --> 00:01:06,420 I don't need no high school education. 20 00:01:06,420 --> 00:01:08,840 You can't use everything from school in everyday life. 21 00:01:08,980 --> 00:01:12,010 Hey, Mordecai and Rigby. I got a question for you. 22 00:01:12,090 --> 00:01:15,430 So, you know those six turtles at the park petting zoo? 23 00:01:15,430 --> 00:01:17,670 Each one needs a turtle fence. 24 00:01:17,670 --> 00:01:20,910 Assuming each turtle needs nine square feet of space, 25 00:01:20,910 --> 00:01:23,350 I need you guys to figure out the minimum number 26 00:01:23,350 --> 00:01:25,970 of nine foot planks used for construction. 27 00:01:27,040 --> 00:01:28,550 Whoa, Whoa, slow down, Benson. 28 00:01:28,550 --> 00:01:30,260 Rigby can't answer that question. 29 00:01:30,260 --> 00:01:32,430 He doesn't have a high school diploma. 30 00:01:32,430 --> 00:01:33,990 You don't have a diploma? 31 00:01:33,990 --> 00:01:37,180 Thanks for wasting my time. Where's Skips? I'll go ask him. 32 00:01:37,180 --> 00:01:38,330 Ask Skips what? 33 00:01:38,330 --> 00:01:41,500 Oh, just about some math problem that Rigby doesn't know how to solve. 34 00:01:41,500 --> 00:01:42,660 STOP TALKING! 35 00:01:42,660 --> 00:01:46,060 Just because I couldn't solve some math problem, doesn't make you more smarter than me! 36 00:01:46,060 --> 00:01:47,760 Check that grammar, bro! 37 00:01:47,870 --> 00:01:51,230 "More Smart", not "More Smarter". 38 00:01:51,240 --> 00:01:53,130 Didn't you learn that in high school? 39 00:01:53,130 --> 00:01:54,040 LEARN THIS! 40 00:01:54,040 --> 00:01:57,410 A high school diploma never got nobody nothin' and that's a fact! 41 00:02:00,860 --> 00:02:02,380 Free Burgers! 42 00:02:02,380 --> 00:02:05,500 Free Burgers for all high school graduates! 43 00:02:05,890 --> 00:02:10,460 I'm a high school graduate! I got my diploma right here! 44 00:02:15,850 --> 00:02:17,010 NOOO! 45 00:02:21,320 --> 00:02:22,080 No, 46 00:02:22,700 --> 00:02:24,840 wait! I've got my diploma! 47 00:02:24,980 --> 00:02:27,150 Come baack! 48 00:02:28,320 --> 00:02:29,810 You misspelled "Diploma" dude. 49 00:02:32,540 --> 00:02:34,710 That's it! I'm going back to high school! 50 00:02:35,630 --> 00:02:37,240 Eh, doesn't sound like a good idea to me. 51 00:02:37,270 --> 00:02:39,500 Our friendship wouldn't work if we're both smart. 52 00:02:39,500 --> 00:02:40,950 What? What are you talking about? 53 00:02:40,950 --> 00:02:42,810 We're both the same amount of smart as each other! 54 00:02:42,810 --> 00:02:43,910 No, you're not! 55 00:02:43,910 --> 00:02:46,030 I'm the smart one, and you're my friend. 56 00:02:46,030 --> 00:02:47,360 That's our dynamic, dude. 57 00:02:47,370 --> 00:02:49,360 I have a High School diploma, and you don't. 58 00:02:49,360 --> 00:02:52,700 I'm gonna get my diploma, and we'll see how you like being the dumb one! 59 00:02:55,680 --> 00:02:59,520 Well, class, this is quite possibly the hardest math problem in the world, 60 00:02:59,630 --> 00:03:01,000 whoever can solve it 61 00:03:01,150 --> 00:03:04,870 will be leaving the classroom today with a diploma in their hands 62 00:03:08,020 --> 00:03:09,780 Did you say diploma? 63 00:03:22,210 --> 00:03:24,000 That... is correct! 64 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:25,810 Congratulations, Rigby, 65 00:03:25,810 --> 00:03:29,580 you won't need to go near another school for the rest of your life! 66 00:03:33,490 --> 00:03:34,970 - RIGBY! - Huh? Wha? 67 00:03:38,430 --> 00:03:39,730 Can I get my diploma now? 68 00:03:40,180 --> 00:03:41,690 Get outta my class, Rigby. 69 00:03:44,300 --> 00:03:46,980 - You fell asleep in class, didn't you? - SHUT UP! 70 00:03:46,980 --> 00:03:49,580 You wouldn't fall asleep so much if you had your High School diploma 71 00:03:52,050 --> 00:03:54,030 That lousy High School diploma. 72 00:03:54,030 --> 00:03:57,090 I can get my diploma the easy way, online. 73 00:03:57,090 --> 00:04:00,010 Welcome to the Education Mentor. 74 00:04:00,110 --> 00:04:03,370 Get your diploma now by taking our online test. 75 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:05,250 I got this. 76 00:04:05,860 --> 00:04:07,090 First question: 77 00:04:07,280 --> 00:04:10,590 Which of the following is not a square? 78 00:04:12,680 --> 00:04:14,300 This is too hard. 79 00:04:19,400 --> 00:04:21,030 I WANT MY DIPLOMA! 80 00:04:22,880 --> 00:04:24,760 Ads go away now! 81 00:04:25,650 --> 00:04:29,830 BrainMax? Increase your intellegence? 82 00:04:30,070 --> 00:04:32,790 More smarter. 83 00:04:34,880 --> 00:04:37,030 Welcome to the BrainMax system. 84 00:04:38,210 --> 00:04:39,820 Take one tablespoon a day. 85 00:04:39,870 --> 00:04:42,830 Do not take if pregnant, or one hour after heavy thinking. 86 00:04:42,880 --> 00:04:45,580 Will see results in thirty to forty days! 87 00:04:45,580 --> 00:04:46,340 What? 88 00:04:46,340 --> 00:04:49,310 I'll just drink a month's worth of doses, I mean it doesn't say not to. 89 00:05:24,810 --> 00:05:26,620 I Know This Now. 90 00:05:27,080 --> 00:05:31,600 Wait A Minute I Know Everything. 91 00:05:35,240 --> 00:05:38,140 Hey, I know something that can help you with that crossword. 92 00:05:38,190 --> 00:05:40,450 It's called a High School diploma. 93 00:05:40,450 --> 00:05:42,250 Very amusing Mordecai. 94 00:05:42,290 --> 00:05:45,550 缺缺缺Perhaps you can assist me with this. 95 00:05:45,870 --> 00:05:48,770 Tell me, what's an eight letter word for idiot? 96 00:05:48,880 --> 00:05:50,950 What? Why are you talking like that? 97 00:05:50,950 --> 00:05:53,720 I tried imbicule, bonehead, peabrain, 98 00:05:53,860 --> 00:05:57,530 oh wait! I got it. Mordecai. 99 00:05:57,810 --> 00:06:00,950 You're the idiot! You Dumbface! 100 00:06:01,540 --> 00:06:06,210 I'm afraid while dumbface fits, it's simply too stupid to fit in this puzzle. 101 00:06:06,210 --> 00:06:09,970 Face it Mordecai, I'm the smartest now. 102 00:06:11,740 --> 00:06:14,030 What is that? That isn't RigJuice! 103 00:06:14,590 --> 00:06:16,380 - BrainMax? - Get your hands off that! 104 00:06:16,380 --> 00:06:17,110 Gimme that! 105 00:06:25,690 --> 00:06:29,190 First of all, I wanna contradict your earlier statement, Rigby. 106 00:06:30,090 --> 00:06:32,280 This theory proves you're dumber than me. 107 00:06:34,230 --> 00:06:36,210 As you can see by my encounter theory, 108 00:06:36,210 --> 00:06:38,080 it is you, that you are dumber than me. 109 00:06:38,180 --> 00:06:42,580 Tsk. Tsk. Wait till you see my 20 page research paper backing up with my theory. 110 00:06:42,580 --> 00:06:46,760 Tsk. Tsk. I'm gonna write a 21 page paper backing up my theory 111 00:06:46,770 --> 00:06:48,460 AND prove yours wrong! 112 00:06:48,460 --> 00:06:49,930 Tsk. Tsk. Is that so. 113 00:06:49,930 --> 00:06:51,040 Tsk. Tsk. Yeah! 114 00:07:24,930 --> 00:07:28,510 In closing, you're theories had failed to prove that you're smarter. 115 00:07:28,780 --> 00:07:31,980 For your brain is no bigger than a walnut. 116 00:07:35,110 --> 00:07:36,830 Very funny Mordecai, 117 00:07:36,850 --> 00:07:38,480 but your paper is fundlementally flawed 118 00:07:38,490 --> 00:07:42,870 because your brain is made of 99% K9 butt cheeks. 119 00:07:46,230 --> 00:07:49,150 There is still one fuerable truth. 120 00:07:49,350 --> 00:07:51,530 You don't have a High School diploma, 121 00:07:51,540 --> 00:07:55,450 so I'm smarter than you. You imbecile. 122 00:08:03,450 --> 00:08:05,020 I am not an imbecile! 123 00:08:06,630 --> 00:08:09,920 If a diploma will prove that I'm smarter than you, than so be it! 124 00:08:12,180 --> 00:08:13,450 I can't read it! 125 00:08:13,540 --> 00:08:15,480 Probably because you're still too stupid. 126 00:08:15,480 --> 00:08:16,370 Here. 127 00:08:16,780 --> 00:08:18,680 What kind of writing is this? 128 00:08:18,680 --> 00:08:20,970 Mordecai. Rigby. You guys- 129 00:08:25,250 --> 00:08:29,570 Mordecai! Rigby! Get downstairs right now and clean down the mess you made 130 00:08:29,570 --> 00:08:31,010 or I'm gonna fire you- 131 00:08:32,690 --> 00:08:34,340 Dude, what is he saying? 132 00:08:41,670 --> 00:08:45,390 Oh no. We've become so smart, they're stupid to us. 133 00:08:53,920 --> 00:08:56,920 If you haven't made fun of me so much, none of this would've happened! 134 00:08:56,920 --> 00:08:59,820 Whatever. If you cant even get your diploma because we're so smart. 135 00:08:59,820 --> 00:09:01,060 So what's the point. 136 00:09:01,220 --> 00:09:04,630 You're right. There is no point. 137 00:09:05,160 --> 00:09:08,480 What's the point of being so smart, if you can't even understand anyone. 138 00:09:08,860 --> 00:09:10,660 We have to get stupid again. 139 00:09:10,660 --> 00:09:11,270 How? 140 00:09:11,570 --> 00:09:12,970 RigJuice. 141 00:09:13,250 --> 00:09:14,390 The fridge. 142 00:09:23,460 --> 00:09:24,590 The RigJuice! 143 00:09:25,130 --> 00:09:26,200 Pour me some. 144 00:09:28,290 --> 00:09:30,420 It looks... different now. 145 00:09:30,560 --> 00:09:31,390 Ready. 146 00:09:31,440 --> 00:09:34,910 Wait. If I drink this, I'll never get my diploma. 147 00:09:34,960 --> 00:09:36,910 Dude, it's just a piece of paper. 148 00:09:36,910 --> 00:09:40,240 I know that, but you'll never stop making fun of me for it. 149 00:09:40,240 --> 00:09:43,320 I don't care, I won't make fun of you for it I promise... 150 00:09:43,420 --> 00:09:44,850 To being stupid? 151 00:09:46,040 --> 00:09:48,550 To being stupid. Bottoms up. 152 00:09:52,600 --> 00:09:53,440 Did that work? 153 00:10:06,550 --> 00:10:11,000 And if you stop goofing off and clean up this graffiti now 154 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:13,280 I'm gonna tear you from limb to limb! 155 00:10:14,110 --> 00:10:16,200 Do you have anything to say for yourselves? 156 00:10:16,250 --> 00:10:18,120 What just happened? 157 00:10:18,170 --> 00:10:20,290 I don't remember anything... 158 00:10:20,420 --> 00:10:23,630 Me and Fives were practicing for our pie contest, 159 00:10:23,670 --> 00:10:27,440 when you dudes came and were speaking Spanish or something. 160 00:10:28,550 --> 00:10:30,400 Then you drink that green stuff. 161 00:10:31,120 --> 00:10:34,340 I can't believe you made me drink your lame drink. 162 00:10:34,350 --> 00:10:37,530 Better get started, or it's getting out of your paycheck. 163 00:10:37,530 --> 00:10:38,960 Yeah, losers! 164 00:10:39,230 --> 00:10:41,460 You know, maybe if you had a High School diploma, 165 00:10:41,460 --> 00:10:43,170 we wouldn't be in this mess. 166 00:10:43,210 --> 00:10:44,540 Well guess what, 167 00:10:44,620 --> 00:10:48,190 this drop out somehow got you to drink RigJuice. 168 00:10:50,010 --> 00:10:51,310 I'll get the paint. 169 00:10:57,360 --> 00:10:59,720 That's good RigJuice.