1 00:00:16,544 --> 00:00:19,703 Dude, we only need a few more for a bingo! Up high! 2 00:00:19,803 --> 00:00:21,322 This is totally gross, you know. 3 00:00:21,362 --> 00:00:23,761 I can't believe Benson made a dead animal bingo card 4 00:00:23,761 --> 00:00:25,501 to force us to pick up road kill. 5 00:00:25,501 --> 00:00:26,231 So what? 6 00:00:26,231 --> 00:00:28,710 We have to pick up roadkill in the park anyway, it's part of our job. 7 00:00:28,710 --> 00:00:31,129 We might as well try to have a little fun while we're doin' it. 8 00:00:31,159 --> 00:00:33,658 Besides, Benson said we could stop once we get a bingo, 9 00:00:33,658 --> 00:00:36,097 so come on man. Up high! 10 00:00:36,977 --> 00:00:38,586 Ugh, fine. 11 00:00:38,826 --> 00:00:40,835 I still think you're enjoying this too much. 12 00:00:49,602 --> 00:00:51,851 Dude, I think we've picked everything up. 13 00:00:51,901 --> 00:00:54,400 Don't worry dude, we're close I can smell it. 14 00:00:54,900 --> 00:00:56,879 Ah, dude, if you're gonna crack one off in the cart, 15 00:00:56,879 --> 00:00:58,169 you could at least warn me! 16 00:00:58,169 --> 00:00:59,958 Dude it's not me - look! 17 00:01:03,057 --> 00:01:04,966 Aw, skunk! 18 00:01:04,966 --> 00:01:05,866 Wait, skunk? 19 00:01:07,435 --> 00:01:08,395 Dude, Bingo! 20 00:01:08,425 --> 00:01:09,095 Bingo? 21 00:01:09,095 --> 00:01:13,723 - Bingo, bingo! - Bingo! 22 00:01:16,812 --> 00:01:18,451 Bingo- 23 00:01:25,089 --> 00:01:26,528 Rigby, you ok? 24 00:01:29,387 --> 00:01:30,737 Watch it, watch it! 25 00:01:31,297 --> 00:01:32,816 What the heck, man? 26 00:01:32,816 --> 00:01:35,655 You guys think you could walk up to a guy in broad daylight 27 00:01:35,655 --> 00:01:37,294 and mug him without him fighting back? 28 00:01:37,294 --> 00:01:39,674 We weren't mugging you! We thought you were dead! 29 00:01:39,674 --> 00:01:41,563 I was taking a nap! 30 00:01:41,563 --> 00:01:42,752 In the middle of the road? 31 00:01:42,752 --> 00:01:44,912 Oh, who are you, Mr. King Sand Man, 32 00:01:44,912 --> 00:01:47,041 telling people where they can and cannot sleep? 33 00:01:47,041 --> 00:01:48,900 Sorry, we thought you were dead. 34 00:01:48,900 --> 00:01:50,090 We were just excited. 35 00:01:50,090 --> 00:01:51,339 We though we got a bingo. 36 00:01:51,339 --> 00:01:54,218 So because you thought I was dead, you thought you got a bingo? 37 00:01:54,298 --> 00:01:55,988 What king of sick game is that? 38 00:01:55,988 --> 00:01:57,587 It's—our boss made us— 39 00:01:57,587 --> 00:02:00,856 well, OK, look, no bingo. No bingo. 40 00:02:00,856 --> 00:02:02,495 Well, how do I get rid of this smell? 41 00:02:03,185 --> 00:02:05,234 You think you just get to turn it off? 42 00:02:05,234 --> 00:02:08,613 No, I'm stuck with it, and now so are you. 43 00:02:08,703 --> 00:02:11,392 Come on dude, don't be a jerk. Tell me how to get rid of this. 44 00:02:11,452 --> 00:02:12,811 Oh, I'm a jerk? 45 00:02:14,861 --> 00:02:17,270 You don't know what I am. 46 00:02:17,320 --> 00:02:20,589 Let's see how you like when you can't turn it off! 47 00:02:20,589 --> 00:02:21,388 Let him go! 48 00:02:21,468 --> 00:02:24,057 Let him go or I'm gonna make you wish you were roadkill! 49 00:02:25,417 --> 00:02:26,846 Now get lost! 50 00:02:27,326 --> 00:02:30,235 You two are disguisting. I'm outta here! 51 00:02:30,395 --> 00:02:32,704 Wait, at least tell me how to get this smell off! 52 00:02:32,704 --> 00:02:35,463 Yeah right. Figure it out for yourself! 53 00:02:38,682 --> 00:02:39,352 What? 54 00:02:39,971 --> 00:02:41,361 What am I gonna do now? 55 00:02:41,361 --> 00:02:42,191 I don't know dude. 56 00:02:42,211 --> 00:02:44,880 But we've got to get that smell off you. It reeks. 57 00:02:48,708 --> 00:02:51,357 Don't tell me about how I smell. I know it reeks! 58 00:02:51,357 --> 00:02:53,017 You don't think I know it reeks? 59 00:02:57,725 --> 00:02:58,745 What was that? 60 00:02:58,745 --> 00:02:59,974 What did that thing do to me? 61 00:02:59,974 --> 00:03:02,163 Dude, we've got to find Skips. 62 00:03:03,283 --> 00:03:05,172 That was a were-skunk. 63 00:03:05,172 --> 00:03:05,912 What? 64 00:03:05,912 --> 00:03:09,521 Yeah. And if you don't get that smell off, you'll turn into one too, you know. 65 00:03:09,521 --> 00:03:11,170 What, what do I do? 66 00:03:11,170 --> 00:03:14,679 This is bad. This isn't regular skunk spray. 67 00:03:14,679 --> 00:03:16,378 You could try taking a shower. 68 00:03:16,378 --> 00:03:19,007 Or if that doesn't work coffee will dehydrate you 69 00:03:19,007 --> 00:03:20,717 and draw some of the smell out, maybe. 70 00:03:20,767 --> 00:03:23,975 Seriously, a shower? Coffee? Come On! 71 00:03:25,565 --> 00:03:27,524 You think you're so smart, don't you? 72 00:03:27,524 --> 00:03:31,073 Oh look at me, I'm Skips, I know everything 'cause I'm so old, 73 00:03:31,073 --> 00:03:34,022 let me tell you how to fix your problems in a really lame way. 74 00:03:34,022 --> 00:03:35,681 Well, you know what I think? 75 00:03:37,071 --> 00:03:41,639 You don't know nothing, You don't know nothing! 76 00:03:44,078 --> 00:03:45,308 Dude, that wasn't me! 77 00:03:45,308 --> 00:03:46,657 Skips, I'm sorry! 78 00:03:47,487 --> 00:03:49,106 Forget it, it's fine 79 00:03:49,226 --> 00:03:51,645 But you better get changed back soon. 80 00:03:51,645 --> 00:03:54,254 Because once the transformation is complete, 81 00:03:54,254 --> 00:03:56,773 you won't wanna change back. 82 00:03:59,372 --> 00:04:00,782 What are you doing here? 83 00:04:00,882 --> 00:04:03,521 There's no way you got a bingo that fast. 84 00:04:06,420 --> 00:04:07,769 What happened? 85 00:04:07,819 --> 00:04:09,499 Rigby got sprayed by a were-skunk. 86 00:04:09,519 --> 00:04:10,368 A what? 87 00:04:10,888 --> 00:04:13,327 Look, we don't have time. We have to get him cleaned up. 88 00:04:13,977 --> 00:04:14,707 Fine. 89 00:04:14,807 --> 00:04:17,876 But don't think this counts as an excuse to get out of your work. 90 00:04:17,876 --> 00:04:20,195 You still have to fill out that bingo card. 91 00:04:23,743 --> 00:04:25,363 Dude, I looked all over the internet. 92 00:04:25,363 --> 00:04:28,662 We should probably try Skips' coffee idea if the shower doesn't work. 93 00:04:29,611 --> 00:04:32,070 Dude, did it work? Come on, come out. 94 00:04:35,099 --> 00:04:39,218 I used everything, man: the shampoo, the conditioner, the cologne and the deodorant. 95 00:04:39,228 --> 00:04:42,127 Man, I thought for sure the shampoo would work. 96 00:04:42,327 --> 00:04:43,736 Did you lather, rinse and repeat? 97 00:04:43,756 --> 00:04:46,365 Yeah, I lathered, rinsed, and repeated. I used the whole bottle! 98 00:04:46,365 --> 00:04:48,514 What, you think I don't know how to wash my own hair? 99 00:04:51,803 --> 00:04:53,173 Mordecai, I'm sorry! 100 00:04:53,972 --> 00:04:56,082 Just try and take it easy, OK? 101 00:04:56,172 --> 00:04:57,041 I'm sorry. 102 00:04:57,041 --> 00:04:59,220 Look, we should go to the coffee shop. 103 00:05:04,429 --> 00:05:05,318 Just relax. 104 00:05:05,318 --> 00:05:07,617 I'm going to go get you a coffee, OK? Relax. 105 00:05:11,106 --> 00:05:12,955 Hey guys— gals. 106 00:05:14,275 --> 00:05:16,144 I need a coffee for Rigby - quick. 107 00:05:16,144 --> 00:05:16,864 What's wrong? 108 00:05:16,864 --> 00:05:18,693 He got sprayed by a were-skunk. 109 00:05:18,703 --> 00:05:19,693 Oh, no! 110 00:05:19,693 --> 00:05:21,162 What are you guys doing here, then? 111 00:05:21,162 --> 00:05:24,051 We heard coffee might cure him, but I don't know. 112 00:05:24,051 --> 00:05:25,741 Oh no, poor guy. 113 00:05:25,861 --> 00:05:27,380 I'm going to go take him a coffee. 114 00:05:31,379 --> 00:05:32,258 Hey, Rigby. 115 00:05:32,288 --> 00:05:33,548 It's about time. 116 00:05:34,587 --> 00:05:36,137 Well? Did it work? 117 00:05:37,956 --> 00:05:39,776 Maybe you have to pour it on yourself? 118 00:05:40,555 --> 00:05:41,455 Fine! 119 00:05:44,134 --> 00:05:44,914 Did it work? 120 00:05:45,224 --> 00:05:48,822 No! It was just really hot. 121 00:05:50,042 --> 00:05:51,421 You think this is funny? 122 00:05:54,310 --> 00:05:56,269 Well, I don't think it's funny. 123 00:05:56,269 --> 00:05:57,709 This is my life you're laughing at. 124 00:05:57,709 --> 00:05:59,468 Rigby, stop. Stop! 125 00:06:05,176 --> 00:06:06,796 Rigby, you're scaring me! 126 00:06:10,374 --> 00:06:12,863 I'm sorry. I'm so sorry! 127 00:06:15,143 --> 00:06:16,192 Rigby, wait! 128 00:06:39,564 --> 00:06:40,673 Where you at, skunk? 129 00:06:45,581 --> 00:06:47,201 Skunk, come out! 130 00:06:47,291 --> 00:06:48,220 I know you're in there. 131 00:06:48,220 --> 00:06:50,979 What? Oh. It's you. 132 00:06:51,309 --> 00:06:52,729 What are you doing here? 133 00:06:52,729 --> 00:06:54,468 You have to tell me how to get rid of this. 134 00:06:54,688 --> 00:06:55,888 Why would I do that? 135 00:06:55,888 --> 00:06:57,887 I'm a huge jerk, remember? 136 00:06:58,047 --> 00:06:59,526 I'm sorry. You're not a jerk. 137 00:06:59,756 --> 00:07:01,526 Please, just tell me how to stop this. 138 00:07:02,595 --> 00:07:05,614 Thing is, I'm sick of being the only skunk in town. 139 00:07:05,924 --> 00:07:08,413 Always getting dirty looks, people yellin' at ya, 140 00:07:08,413 --> 00:07:11,642 everyone hatin' ya 100% of the time. 141 00:07:12,082 --> 00:07:16,060 Nah, with you as a skunk things won't be so bad. 142 00:07:16,060 --> 00:07:19,879 All that negative attention won't fall just on me. 143 00:07:19,879 --> 00:07:21,878 It'll fall on you, too. 144 00:07:21,878 --> 00:07:26,206 We'll split it, fifty-fifty, partner! 145 00:07:26,316 --> 00:07:28,206 No! 146 00:07:31,784 --> 00:07:34,144 Tell me, tell me how to end this, tell me! 147 00:07:37,003 --> 00:07:39,142 It's pineapple juice! 148 00:07:39,142 --> 00:07:40,911 But it's too late anyway. 149 00:07:41,001 --> 00:07:43,110 The transformation's already started 150 00:07:43,310 --> 00:07:44,470 - partner! 151 00:08:08,731 --> 00:08:09,591 What the heck? 152 00:08:14,859 --> 00:08:16,078 There's the pineapple juice! 153 00:08:21,346 --> 00:08:22,696 Come on, come on! 154 00:08:28,294 --> 00:08:30,273 Ahh... it's not working! 155 00:08:32,722 --> 00:08:37,250 Come on, you didn't think I'd tell ya what the real cure was, did you? 156 00:08:37,560 --> 00:08:39,740 It's not pineapple juice. 157 00:08:39,780 --> 00:08:42,688 I was just stalling ya so you'd run out of time. 158 00:08:42,688 --> 00:08:43,718 Don't worry- 159 00:08:43,718 --> 00:08:47,557 once you're like me, you'll never wanna switch back. 160 00:08:52,975 --> 00:08:55,134 Rigby! Rigby! 161 00:08:57,003 --> 00:08:58,283 Dude, open the door! 162 00:08:58,623 --> 00:09:01,821 It's too late - he's my friend now! 163 00:09:02,531 --> 00:09:05,260 Rigby, I've figured it out - tomato paste. 164 00:09:05,930 --> 00:09:07,529 The cure is tomato paste! 165 00:09:53,293 --> 00:09:55,932 Don't worry, it's almost over, 166 00:09:56,042 --> 00:09:59,980 and then you and I will split the skunkin' duties 167 00:09:59,980 --> 00:10:03,819 at this park for the rest of eternity! 168 00:10:13,545 --> 00:10:15,145 You think you could stop me 169 00:10:15,414 --> 00:10:18,193 from splittin' my pain with your friend? 170 00:10:18,193 --> 00:10:23,082 You can't stop it. You can't stop nothin'! 171 00:10:23,232 --> 00:10:26,190 You're right, I can't stop it. But Rigby can. 172 00:10:31,029 --> 00:10:32,588 Split this. 173 00:10:39,965 --> 00:10:40,765 We did it! Yeah! 174 00:10:40,765 --> 00:10:42,295 Yeah, we did it, yeah! 175 00:10:43,984 --> 00:10:45,763 Thank... you. 176 00:10:49,202 --> 00:10:50,671 He still counts as a skunk, right? 177 00:10:50,841 --> 00:10:52,041 Totally counts as a skunk. 178 00:10:53,620 --> 00:10:57,889 Bingo! Bingo!