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Dude wake up, c'mon.

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It's time for work.

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Lame!

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Dude c'mon, let's go watch that karaoke tape from last night!

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What tape?

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Dude the tape from last night, remember?

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That old dude with the ponytail gave us a copy of our killer performance.

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Oh yeah.

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Dude we were awesome last night.

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Totally awesome!

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Where'd you put it?

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Put what?

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- The tape. - Oh yeah.

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- I put in the fridge. - Oh yeah.

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To keep the tape as cool as were last night.

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So cool.

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Give it up for Rigby and Mordecai!

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Dude!

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- Hurry up hurry up. - Alright.

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- Hello hello hello! - Dude c'mon!

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This is for all you hard workers out there that get treated like dirt!

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Dude, so awesome!

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Hey, we're pretty good!

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What aren't you gonna take?

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We're not gonna take anymore garbage from our boss Benson!

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What a loser!

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Yeah, go back to your sad apartment and be alone forever!

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What else, what else?

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Yeah and this know-it-all guy Skips, forget him!

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Yeah, if you're so smart,

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why are you stuck working as a groundskeeper?

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I'm just sayin', I'm just sayin'!

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Oh dude and Pops, Pops!

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Oh yeah and this guy Pops just says the dumbest things all the time!

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You not as interesting as you think, Pops!

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Go chew on your own gumballs, Benson!

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Oh, I'm so old timey, I don't know what anything is!

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What the heck are we doing!

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My name's Skips,

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let me and my muscles stare at you condescendingly.

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Walking? No, thanks. I'm too good for that.

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- Do you remember any of this? - No, no!

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Wait stop, stop!

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What do you think, folks? Do you like these guys?

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Hey, you boys don't mind if I play this video at my club as a promo, do you?

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Nah, whatever dude.

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You gotta give us a copy though so we can re-live this night forever!

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- Dude, we can't let anybody see this. - See what?

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See this!

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Pfft, I've seen that before.

51
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You're not the only one scared of technology.

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What's this?

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Carrey O' Key's Karaoke?

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Did you say karaoke?

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Oh, I just love karaoke!

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Oh, we must go Benson, we must!

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Yeah, that would be pretty fun!

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- Alright. - What!

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Well I have been working you all pretty hard lately,

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so how 'bout we all go out tonight and karaoke it up,

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my treat?

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Great idea guys.

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Alright, let's finish our work for the day, fellas.

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This is gonna be awesome!

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Ooh, I can feel the excitement in my bladder!

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Man, we're totally dead.

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Dead? Dude, they're gonna hate us forever!

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Awww, why are we so dumb?

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It was the music, man!

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It fueled our frustrations, it wasn't our fault!

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Whatever, we just can't let them see us trashing them.

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We gotta go find that master tape.

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But how are we gonna do that?

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Dude, it'll be easy.

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We'll just go ask that fat dude for the tape,

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and if he says no, we'll just take it from him.

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I said no!

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I can play that tape whenever I feel like it

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and there's not a darn thin you can do about it.

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I don't wanna see you punks back here again.

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You're banned!

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Benson! Hey man,

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we need to talk to you about tonight.

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I'm only paying for the songs.

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You're on your own for food and drinks.

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Aww what?

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Well, I've always got my gravy pouch.

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No, Benson, wait!

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We don't think going to karaoke tonight is such a good idea.

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- What? - Karaoke's lame.

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We should do something really fun, like bowling!

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Yeah, bowling's good!

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Or pool, the pool hall's always fun.

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Rack 'em up!

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Guys, please.

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If we're throwing out halls, why not the greatest hall of them all?

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- Dance hall. - Bingo!

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- Oh bingo? Really? - Guys.

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No no no, dance hall, I was saying bingo like you got it!

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Bingo halls are for losers.

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Guys! What is it with you two?

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I'm trying to do something nice for everyone, boost morale around here.

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Besides, I've already called the karaoke place and reserved a table.

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- But wait, can't we justâ€” No, we're going to karaoke,

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and you know what, now it's mandatory.

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Yup, mandatory having fun at karaoke night.

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You don't come and you're fired. So deal with it!

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Now what.

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Ooh, look how many songs. I'm gonna sing them all!

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No Pops, just one.

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Skips, what're you gonna sing?

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Do they have anything with Spanish guitar?

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Skips bringing it old school!

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Where's Mordecai and Rigby?

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Uh, ready to order sir?

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No, we're still waiting for two.

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They don't think I was serious about this being mandatory

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I was being serious.

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If they don't show up they're fired.

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Ooh, they'll be here!

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Oh man,

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dude, we gotta hurry this up, Benson's gonna blow a fuse!

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Rigby!

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Hey, I found it.

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Hey Carl, how many signed up for karaoke so far?

126
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Just one, boss.

127
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Well dangit that's not enough!

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We can't keep this place going with just one singer a night!

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It's time to play that dang tape!

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If that won't get people singing nothing will.

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Now get me ready like we talked about,

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you know how I got stagefright.

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Yes! Welcome folks!

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Now I know some of you first timers might be a little shy

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but sure of your talent's with us,

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so we put together this little promo video

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to put all your fears to rest.

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Here we go!

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Scared to get up on stage to sing? Don't be!

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You couldn't be worse than these guys!

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Oh my.

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It's Moredcai and Rigby!

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Aw dude, they're playing the promo!

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C'mon!

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Wait-

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So this is why they didn't want us to come tonight!

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They must've been super embarrassed by their singing!

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We're not gonna take anymore garbage from our boss Benson!

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- What the? - What a lo-

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Well uh sorry folks, um, technical difficulties.

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Aw oh hey, why don't we start the songs, shall we?

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Uh first up we have Pops!

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That's me!

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Get the tape! Get the tape!

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Carl!

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Dude, what's going on!

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I don't know, it's stuck!

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Come on, come on!

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Gimme that tape!

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You want it? Fine, take it then!

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Thank you.

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- Sorry guys. - Yeah, sorry.

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We didn't mean to ruin your good time.

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No no, I don't want to hear it!

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I don't know what was on that tape

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or why those guys were after it

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but I'm gonna get to the bottom of this.

168
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You've ruined karaoke night!

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Yeah uh, I know,

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that's why we were trying to apologize to you.

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Man, karaoke sucks.

