1 00:00:04,430 --> 00:00:06,760 I'm totally going to the bottom before you. 2 00:00:06,760 --> 00:00:08,050 Yeah right! 3 00:00:08,540 --> 00:00:10,200 I bet you can`t shoot that barrel. 4 00:00:10,200 --> 00:00:11,110 Oh yeah? 5 00:00:12,550 --> 00:00:13,460 Aw what? 6 00:00:14,750 --> 00:00:16,410 Don`t shoot the barrels, man! 7 00:00:16,450 --> 00:00:18,060 I bet you can`t get that power-up. 8 00:00:21,020 --> 00:00:22,480 I can`t believe you did that! 9 00:00:22,480 --> 00:00:24,800 I was totally kidding, that slows you down! 10 00:00:24,850 --> 00:00:26,130 Check out my dude! 11 00:00:26,170 --> 00:00:28,850 I'm glad I picked the dude with the more aerodyamic hairstyle! 12 00:00:28,850 --> 00:00:30,820 THAT`S IT! PAUSE THE GAME! 13 00:00:31,850 --> 00:00:33,790 My dude's hairstyle is awesome, 14 00:00:33,790 --> 00:00:35,890 and I can totally kick your butt at this game! 15 00:00:35,890 --> 00:00:38,850 You sound pretty confident, care to wager on that? 16 00:00:38,850 --> 00:00:43,420 Yeah! If I win, you have to get your player's stupid haircut for a week! 17 00:00:43,420 --> 00:00:47,300 And if I win, you have to get your player's "awesome" haircut. 18 00:00:47,300 --> 00:00:49,870 Fine, but you better not back down when I win though. 19 00:00:49,870 --> 00:00:52,120 Of course, dude, I never back out of a bet. 20 00:00:53,080 --> 00:00:54,490 We'll see about that. 21 00:00:56,980 --> 00:00:58,320 What are you doing? 22 00:00:58,320 --> 00:00:59,820 I'm dying, dude! 23 00:00:59,900 --> 00:01:01,190 Get up, man! 24 00:01:01,190 --> 00:01:02,550 No, seriously, man! 25 00:01:03,230 --> 00:01:05,490 My stomach is crazy dry right now! 26 00:01:05,490 --> 00:01:07,300 I must be dehydrated! 27 00:01:08,160 --> 00:01:09,490 Ughh, what do you need? 28 00:01:09,490 --> 00:01:10,790 I need water. 29 00:01:11,710 --> 00:01:14,440 I can't believe how lame you are sometimes. 30 00:01:14,510 --> 00:01:15,570 Thanks, man. 31 00:01:17,210 --> 00:01:19,050 Don't forget to put ice in it! 32 00:01:20,890 --> 00:01:22,840 Here's your water, you baby. 33 00:01:23,790 --> 00:01:24,800 Thanks man! 34 00:01:24,800 --> 00:01:28,260 Now that my stomach isn't dry anymore, I'm totally going to beat you! 35 00:01:29,030 --> 00:01:30,410 I highly doubt it. 36 00:01:30,410 --> 00:01:32,070 Okay, I'll just unpause it. 37 00:01:36,610 --> 00:01:37,680 What the heck? 38 00:01:40,900 --> 00:01:41,820 C'MON! 39 00:01:45,620 --> 00:01:47,010 In your face! 40 00:01:47,030 --> 00:01:50,350 You have to go blonde you LOSER- 41 00:01:50,460 --> 00:01:52,890 Rigby! You didn`t cheat, did you? 42 00:01:52,890 --> 00:01:56,070 What? No! I never cheat on a bet! 43 00:01:56,140 --> 00:01:58,580 Now back to what I was saying before you interrupted me, 44 00:01:58,580 --> 00:02:01,600 in your face you have to go blonde now you LOSER! 45 00:02:03,430 --> 00:02:06,270 Oh my BLONDE! 46 00:02:08,030 --> 00:02:11,590 Ohh, that's it! I'm gonna start calling you Blondecai! 47 00:02:11,630 --> 00:02:14,210 How many Blondecai's does it take to order a cup of coffee? 48 00:02:14,260 --> 00:02:16,320 Just one! You! 49 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:20,110 Hey Rigby, I`ve got your usual. 50 00:02:20,210 --> 00:02:21,550 Can I get you anything, sir? 51 00:02:21,960 --> 00:02:24,960 Uhh, hey Margaret it's me, Mordecai. 52 00:02:27,120 --> 00:02:29,890 Um... I like your hair, Mordecai. 53 00:02:30,650 --> 00:02:32,020 Excuse me. 54 00:02:32,750 --> 00:02:34,060 Oh man! 55 00:02:34,060 --> 00:02:37,160 Who knew winning a bet could be so hilarious! 56 00:02:37,250 --> 00:02:38,350 I gotta use it, 57 00:02:38,500 --> 00:02:40,520 keep an eye on my coffee, blondie! 58 00:02:40,520 --> 00:02:41,440 Jerk. 59 00:02:44,050 --> 00:02:45,960 Ahhh, it feels good to be the champ. 60 00:02:46,110 --> 00:02:49,420 Yet... I can't help but feel bad, somehow. 61 00:02:53,700 --> 00:02:54,950 He ditched me! 62 00:02:58,820 --> 00:03:01,050 Your friend was bashing you pretty hard there. 63 00:03:01,050 --> 00:03:02,790 Dumb jokes about your hair? 64 00:03:02,790 --> 00:03:03,490 Yeah. 65 00:03:03,490 --> 00:03:04,990 Yeah, we've heard them all. 66 00:03:05,110 --> 00:03:07,450 Normal hairs are always jealous of our style. 67 00:03:07,450 --> 00:03:09,840 And you, my friend, have style. 68 00:03:09,890 --> 00:03:10,530 Really? 69 00:03:10,530 --> 00:03:12,410 Yeah man! You should totally hang out with us. 70 00:03:12,410 --> 00:03:14,500 Hey Blondecai, who are these guys? 71 00:03:14,500 --> 00:03:17,190 Oh sorry man, we don't talk to normal hairs. 72 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:21,040 That's too bad, 'coz I've got a really funny joke for you. 73 00:03:21,050 --> 00:03:22,800 How do you confuse a Blondecai? 74 00:03:23,410 --> 00:03:25,940 You don't! They're born that way! 75 00:03:27,880 --> 00:03:29,660 Hm, that was pretty good. 76 00:03:29,710 --> 00:03:30,830 Here's a joke for you. 77 00:03:30,830 --> 00:03:33,450 What's brown, black, and blue, and lying in a ditch? 78 00:03:33,660 --> 00:03:34,520 Uh, what? 79 00:03:34,540 --> 00:03:37,000 You, if you don't take that back right now! 80 00:03:38,390 --> 00:03:40,690 I'm just yanking your chain man, it's cool. 81 00:03:45,190 --> 00:03:46,360 He's had enough. 82 00:03:49,190 --> 00:03:51,370 Hey, why did the Blondecai jump over the clock? 83 00:03:51,730 --> 00:03:52,630 Excuse me. 84 00:03:53,430 --> 00:03:55,670 So he could get some overtime! 85 00:03:58,700 --> 00:04:01,310 You know, because you're dumb. 86 00:04:01,310 --> 00:04:02,540 Anyway, you wanna hang out? 87 00:04:02,540 --> 00:04:05,230 Nah, I'm actually gonna go hang out with the blondes. 88 00:04:05,230 --> 00:04:07,630 Again? What do you do with those guys anyway? 89 00:04:07,630 --> 00:04:10,270 We play video games, watch movies, eat tacos, 90 00:04:10,270 --> 00:04:11,270 y'know, cool stuff! 91 00:04:11,270 --> 00:04:12,980 We do those things all the time. 92 00:04:12,980 --> 00:04:14,330 You should stay here! 93 00:04:14,380 --> 00:04:16,890 And risk being made fun of? No thanks. 94 00:04:16,910 --> 00:04:21,980 See, the guys tell me the follically normative environment of this park is way too blonde hostile. 95 00:04:22,060 --> 00:04:23,710 Besides, the blondes are really cool. 96 00:04:24,010 --> 00:04:25,370 But, but Mordecai! 97 00:04:27,820 --> 00:04:29,250 Hey, come on Mordecai. 98 00:04:29,250 --> 00:04:30,140 Hey guys! 99 00:04:30,220 --> 00:04:32,100 Mordecai! You don't have to go! 100 00:04:32,100 --> 00:04:33,320 Oh yes I do! 101 00:04:33,320 --> 00:04:36,580 I'm Blondecai now, so I gotta hang out with these guys. 102 00:04:36,670 --> 00:04:37,790 See you later dude! 103 00:04:37,910 --> 00:04:39,710 Mordecai, wait! 104 00:04:41,710 --> 00:04:44,010 Skips, Skips! I need your advice. 105 00:04:44,010 --> 00:04:46,820 Let me guess, you cheated on a bet. 106 00:04:46,820 --> 00:04:47,980 How did you know? 107 00:04:48,010 --> 00:04:50,050 I can tell by the shame in your eyes. 108 00:04:50,150 --> 00:04:53,080 It's true, I cheated on a bet and now Mordecai has a weird haircut 109 00:04:53,080 --> 00:04:55,100 - and he's hanging out with all these creepy dudes an— Rigby, 110 00:04:55,100 --> 00:04:57,910 you should have the courage to tell Mordecai you cheated. 111 00:04:57,930 --> 00:04:59,910 Even though he'll be upset at first, 112 00:04:59,910 --> 00:05:02,340 Mordecai will respect your honesty. 113 00:05:02,340 --> 00:05:03,550 Yeah. 114 00:05:03,580 --> 00:05:06,770 I was with you until the honesty and courage part. 115 00:05:06,770 --> 00:05:08,450 Is there any way I can get off scot-free? 116 00:05:08,450 --> 00:05:10,980 Wait, you're not taking my advice? 117 00:05:11,020 --> 00:05:13,270 I got it! I'll just call the bet off. 118 00:05:13,270 --> 00:05:15,170 Call the bet off. 119 00:05:15,170 --> 00:05:16,070 Okay. 120 00:05:16,130 --> 00:05:18,070 Don't say I didn't warn you. 121 00:05:19,090 --> 00:05:21,110 Mordecai, I wanna call off the bet. 122 00:05:21,110 --> 00:05:23,820 What? No way! I never back out of a bet, remember? 123 00:05:23,820 --> 00:05:25,300 Forget about the bet! 124 00:05:25,300 --> 00:05:28,040 We can go back to you being Mordecai instead of Blondecai! 125 00:05:28,040 --> 00:05:30,890 To be honest, I kind of like being Blondecai now. 126 00:05:30,890 --> 00:05:34,120 Without this bet, I never would've been able to make such cool friends. 127 00:05:34,230 --> 00:05:36,080 Well, thanks again man. 128 00:05:36,080 --> 00:05:37,100 Where are you going? 129 00:05:37,100 --> 00:05:39,690 Oh, the blondes are going to let me move in until the bet is over. 130 00:05:39,690 --> 00:05:42,130 What! No, that wasn't apart of the bet! 131 00:05:42,130 --> 00:05:45,340 Dude, chill! It's only going to be until the end of the week. 132 00:05:45,340 --> 00:05:47,110 I don't know what your problem is. 133 00:05:48,960 --> 00:05:53,970 Mordecai, wait! Mordecai, I have something to tell you! 134 00:06:50,600 --> 00:06:54,390 Hut hut hut hut hut! 135 00:06:54,390 --> 00:06:56,460 Alright great fun run gang. 136 00:06:56,460 --> 00:06:58,190 Let's go play some video games! 137 00:06:58,190 --> 00:06:59,640 I'll catch up with you guys in a sec. 138 00:06:59,640 --> 00:07:00,390 Okay! 139 00:07:02,520 --> 00:07:03,570 - Mordecai! - Huh? 140 00:07:03,630 --> 00:07:05,420 I've been trying to talk to you all day, 141 00:07:05,420 --> 00:07:07,630 but those blonde creeps keep cutting me off! 142 00:07:07,630 --> 00:07:09,910 Now I know you're trying to be nice and call off the bet, 143 00:07:09,910 --> 00:07:12,700 but the truth is, you've got skills and you got me. 144 00:07:12,750 --> 00:07:14,800 - You got me good. - No Mordecai, 145 00:07:14,860 --> 00:07:17,340 the truth is you don't have to do the bet 146 00:07:17,340 --> 00:07:21,880 'coz I chea- chea- chee- chea- chea- chee- 147 00:07:21,970 --> 00:07:23,570 Wow, bless me. 148 00:07:23,850 --> 00:07:26,430 That was the weirdest sneeze I've ever heard. 149 00:07:26,490 --> 00:07:28,350 Well, it was good to catch up, 150 00:07:28,350 --> 00:07:31,580 but I better be going. I'm gonna be late for my secret club initiation. 151 00:07:31,580 --> 00:07:33,290 Initiation! 152 00:07:33,290 --> 00:07:35,930 Yeah, apparently you get a really cool ring for joining. 153 00:07:35,960 --> 00:07:40,470 In fact, there's actually only one more thing I have to do before becoming a member. 154 00:07:41,730 --> 00:07:42,790 Uhh, what's that? 155 00:07:45,450 --> 00:07:47,140 Mordecai, what's going on? 156 00:07:47,180 --> 00:07:49,090 I need to blonde an outsider. 157 00:07:49,090 --> 00:07:50,380 Bl- bl- blo- 158 00:07:56,600 --> 00:07:58,330 Mordecai, what's going on? 159 00:07:58,330 --> 00:08:01,310 We're preparing for the blondening. 160 00:08:01,310 --> 00:08:02,110 The what? 161 00:08:02,110 --> 00:08:03,540 Brother Mordecai. 162 00:08:03,630 --> 00:08:06,850 You have made a pact with the order of the blondes. 163 00:08:06,850 --> 00:08:11,130 Here's a really cool ring to show that you're a member of our really cool club. 164 00:08:11,380 --> 00:08:13,580 Now you know what has to be done. 165 00:08:13,710 --> 00:08:15,960 Blonde the normal hair. 166 00:08:16,060 --> 00:08:17,390 To death. 167 00:08:21,680 --> 00:08:23,390 Mordecai, don't do this! 168 00:08:23,400 --> 00:08:26,120 I have to. I gotta take the good with the bad. 169 00:08:26,120 --> 00:08:28,740 A bet is a bet. Plus this ring is really cool man. 170 00:08:32,830 --> 00:08:34,030 Goodbye Rigby, 171 00:08:34,190 --> 00:08:36,610 thank you for helping me to realise my true self. 172 00:08:38,940 --> 00:08:41,340 No Mordecai, you don't have to do this, 173 00:08:41,340 --> 00:08:42,660 you don't have to be a blonde. 174 00:08:42,670 --> 00:08:46,110 The bet isn't even real because I cheated! 175 00:08:46,110 --> 00:08:49,980 I cheated on the video game! I'm sorry! 176 00:08:52,770 --> 00:08:54,460 That's all I needed to hear. 177 00:08:56,310 --> 00:08:57,910 I knew you cheated, dude. 178 00:08:57,950 --> 00:09:00,670 I was just waiting for you to come clean to teach you a lesson. 179 00:09:00,730 --> 00:09:04,560 Oh, so these blondes are all just wearing wigs to teach me a lesson too? 180 00:09:04,600 --> 00:09:07,140 Uh, no. They're actually an evil secret club. 181 00:09:07,190 --> 00:09:08,700 We should probably run for our lives now. 182 00:09:13,850 --> 00:09:14,640 Get them! 183 00:09:15,610 --> 00:09:17,830 What the heck dude, those things shoot lasers? 184 00:09:28,400 --> 00:09:29,320 Yes! 185 00:09:41,930 --> 00:09:43,680 Dude, peroxide? 186 00:09:43,680 --> 00:09:45,340 These guys aren't even real blondes! 187 00:09:45,340 --> 00:09:46,540 Look, an elevator! 188 00:09:49,820 --> 00:09:50,920 Kill them! 189 00:09:50,920 --> 00:09:53,900 And take the sacred ring from the outsider. 190 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:02,910 Cover me! 191 00:10:05,710 --> 00:10:08,380 Dude, what are you doing? Don't shoot the barrells! 192 00:10:08,380 --> 00:10:09,250 I'm not! 193 00:10:09,350 --> 00:10:10,920 They want their ring back- 194 00:10:12,600 --> 00:10:14,050 I'm gonna give it to them. 195 00:10:16,700 --> 00:10:18,520 C'mon, c'mon! 196 00:10:22,060 --> 00:10:25,070 Oh man, that's not good. 197 00:10:33,880 --> 00:10:36,050 Well Mordecai, I've learned my lesson. 198 00:10:36,080 --> 00:10:36,770 Oh yeah? 199 00:10:36,770 --> 00:10:38,890 Yeah, it's not cool to cheat on bets. 200 00:10:38,890 --> 00:10:40,610 And though my physical wounds are minor, 201 00:10:40,690 --> 00:10:43,700 this lesson will psychologically scar me for years to come. 202 00:10:43,750 --> 00:10:45,000 So no cheating, huh? 203 00:10:45,110 --> 00:10:47,510 Would you care to wager on that? 204 00:10:51,160 --> 00:10:51,790 No.