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Big trouble in the Western Hemisphere.

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These teeth are gonna bite down on this snowstorm.

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Then this cloud is gonna punch some dude in the face.

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More at eleven.

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Hey guys, do you need anymore-

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This is it!

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Your Weekend Weather Forecast.

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Hope you have your sunglasses ready.

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Because it'll be two days of clear skies and sunshine.

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Sunshine!

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Sunshine!

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Oh, you guys talking about the weather?

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I love the weather.

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Why are you guys so interested in the weather?

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We're going on a camping trip.

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Wow, really?

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I love camping. Camping is so cool.

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- Right, Margaret? - Oh, uh... sure.

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I've never been camping before.

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- You never been camping? - What's wrong with you?

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No, it's alright. It's just never been appaled to me, I guess.

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Yeah, you probably would like it.

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Well...

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Don't listen to him, Margaret. Camping can be really cool.

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There's hiking in the mountain, and looking at the stars at night,

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we even got a secret camping spot.

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That's so awesome. I wish we could go with you guys.

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- Why don't you? - What?

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- What? - Really?

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Why not? The more, the merrier, right?

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I don't know...

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C'mon, Margaret. It'll be fun.

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Okay, I guess it could be cool.

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You probably shouldn't go, Margaret.

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I bet your boyfriend won't like you going out on a camping trip with two dudes.

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Ugh, what boyfriend?

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Not seeing anyone right now. Guys are jerks.

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Gah, I know, right? Guys are the worst!

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So it's settled we're all going camping.

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How can I argue with enthusiasm like that?

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Morning.

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Hi!

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Oh, uh... sorry.

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Where y'all heading today?

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Hey, where's this secret-

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We're just heading up to the camp grounds.

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Oh, Vine Rich or Valley Fields?

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Yeah, mm-hmm.

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Alright. Well, here's the map. Stick to the road and trails.

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Great. Thank you.

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Alright. So, which way are we heading?

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No, we don't need that.

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Just stop up right here.

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What? Right here?

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Ok, go, dude.

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Excuse me, gettin' out.

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Wait. What are you guys doing?

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We told you, "secret spot"!

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Yeah, it says "Restricted". I don't know if we're supposed to be...

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No, It's fine; we do this all the time. Just trust me.

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So this is your secret camping spot?

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Yeah, we always come here.

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It's really far from the other campsites, so no one bothers us.

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Are you sure we won't get in trouble?

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It's fine, it's fine.

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You guys ready for the best part?

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Check this out.

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Not bad, right?

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Mordecai, It's beautiful.

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- Hey, Mordecai, where are the matches? - What?

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The matches! I wanna cook some hot dogs.

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Uhhhh, they should be in that pack, dude.

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I can't find 'em.

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Give me that.

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- They're not in here. - You forgot them?

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What do you mean I forgot them?

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Don't fight!

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They probably just fell out of the bag or something.

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It's cool, guys. I got it.

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Did you find the matches?

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No, I just did it the old-fashioned way.

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Wow, Eileen. I didn't know you were so handy.

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Yeah, I used to get lost in the woods a lot.

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- When you were a kid? - Last year.

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It was kind of a phase I was going through.

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Well. Good job, Eileen.

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Yeah, that was kinda cool.

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Uh... Catch!

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Oh, nice! These are really good hot dogs.

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This is beautiful.

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The sky is so clear out here.

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Do you know any of the, um... The, uh...

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- The thingies? - Thingies?

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- Yeah, the, uh... - Constellations?

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Yeah, yeah, constellations.

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Oh, those thingies.

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Be quiet.

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Yeah, I think that's a "Ursala Merger" right there.

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See like the handle and the ladle?

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It's called Ursa Major, not "Ursala Merger",

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and that's not even it, that's Orion.

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And she didn't even have to look up!

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Okay, okay, so I don't know those thingies.

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Okay, wait. I can show you something cool.

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Give me your key.

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Ah, nice save.

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So... you, uh...

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you still taking those classes?

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Yeah, yeah.

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This semester's been crazy, just been working all, and these extra projects...

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Well, you know.

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Yeah, but that was art school. It's different.

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Ah, I just can't wait until I can finally quit my dumb job.

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Ah, what? Then where will I get my coffee from?

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The coffee will still be there.

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Yeah, it... just... wouldn't be the same.

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So, you don't think all guys are jerks, right?

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- Wait. Did you hear that? - What?

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I dunno.

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It's just the sound of the wilderness.

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Probably just that deer we saw earlier.

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So what were you saying?

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I guess we should set up the tent.

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Rigby, where'd you put the tent?

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Uh...

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Is it in the other bag?

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I didn't bring it.

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Dude! I told you to pack it!

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Yeah, I wanted to use the tarps, like we always do.

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Then where are the tarps?

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- I forgot them. - What?

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What's going on?

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We don't have a tent.

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It's okay, I brought mine. It's in the car.

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I'll get it.

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Dude! You locked the key in the car!

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Smooth move.

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You had to turn on the radio.

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Oh, great. Now the ranger's here.

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Hey What are you folks doing here? That areas restricted.

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I know, we're sorry.

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We locked our keys in the car.

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All right, I got some tools back at the station.

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But as soon as I get that door open, I want you outta here.

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Okay, thank you.

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Oh, great! Now we gotta wait in the rain for that guy to come back.

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Let's build a shelter!

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Go grab some more dead branches.

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Take filty hands off branches!

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What?

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Mordecai!

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What? What is it?

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What's up, man?

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I have been watching for years now.

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Bringing your filthy machines into my forest,

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setting her a blaze, drowning out her natural voices

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with your terrible music.

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And I've had enough!

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Look, we're sorry, dude. We're not trying to ruin your home.

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We love the forest. Right, guys?

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- Really. - Totally, for sure.

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Just like mother said she loved me? and I can follow her back through the city?

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Wait, what?

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You disgust me.

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My forest is ruined!

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And now...

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I will count to ten and hunt you for food.

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What?

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Do not fear. I will use all you parts.

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Nothing wasted. One...

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Oh, dude!

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Two...

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Three...

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Come on, come on!

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Four...

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The stereo's drained the battery!

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Five, six...

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Come on, come on, come on, come on!

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Seven, eight, nine, ten!

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Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh!

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We're gonna need to go faster!

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Dude, get me something else to thow at him!

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In your face!

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I think we lost him.

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There's the highway! Come on!

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Over there! Look! Someone's coming!

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- Stop! Stop! - Hey! Hey!

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All right, you folks better move it along.

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Now Nothing more to see here.

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What's gonna happen to him?

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We've got special proto call for situation's like this.

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You all drive safe, now you hear?

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Did you get the boys to call up the taxidurbist?

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Isn't this kinda strange?

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No, we'll just...

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put some clothes on the human-y parts

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Sorry about this, Margaret.

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I don't know; it wasn't all bad.

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I liked your secret camping spot.

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I ate seven hot dogs.

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And you totally busted Margaret's window open with a rock!

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Oh, yeah. Sorry about that, Margaret.

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It's okay.

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I'm just stoked I survived my first camping trip.

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Thanks, Mordecai.

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No problem.

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See, I told you camping was cool.

