1 00:00:12,583 --> 00:00:13,543 Which way am I going to go? 2 00:00:13,543 --> 00:00:14,643 Which way am I going to go? 3 00:00:16,063 --> 00:00:17,542 Stuffed again. 4 00:00:17,762 --> 00:00:19,542 Mordecai, it's for you. 5 00:00:20,062 --> 00:00:21,082 Dude, pause it. 6 00:00:22,622 --> 00:00:23,562 Pause it! 7 00:00:23,562 --> 00:00:25,282 Okay! Okay! Geez. 8 00:00:26,862 --> 00:00:27,281 Hello? 9 00:00:27,701 --> 00:00:29,281 Hey, Mordecai. It's Margaret. 10 00:00:30,521 --> 00:00:31,541 Which way am I going to go? 11 00:00:31,541 --> 00:00:33,541 Which way am I going to go? 12 00:00:34,541 --> 00:00:36,341 Eat on that, Mordecai. 13 00:00:37,161 --> 00:00:39,540 Dude! Dude! Margaret just called. 14 00:00:39,540 --> 00:00:40,640 What? Why? 15 00:00:40,640 --> 00:00:42,640 She wants me to make her a website. 16 00:00:43,600 --> 00:00:45,900 What about our game of "Hoop Jams 5000?" 17 00:00:46,840 --> 00:00:47,460 Mordecai? 18 00:00:50,979 --> 00:00:53,239 Mordecai! Come on, man. 19 00:00:53,239 --> 00:00:55,239 You can't even do it right now anyway. 20 00:00:55,239 --> 00:00:57,239 Muscle Man has the computer for the whole day. 21 00:00:57,239 --> 00:00:59,238 What? He's not even here. 22 00:00:59,238 --> 00:01:00,578 He's playing basketball. 23 00:01:00,578 --> 00:01:02,578 Boom-skaka-laka! 24 00:01:02,578 --> 00:01:04,978 Oh, well. You snooze, you lose. 25 00:01:04,978 --> 00:01:06,978 I'm sure this will only take a second anyways. 26 00:01:07,458 --> 00:01:08,438 What are you doing? 27 00:01:09,538 --> 00:01:11,357 Did you not see the sign-up sheet? 28 00:01:11,357 --> 00:01:13,417 You were outside playing basketball. I figured. 29 00:01:13,417 --> 00:01:14,577 Oh! You figured! 30 00:01:14,577 --> 00:01:17,597 You figured you'd use the computer on someone else's time slot? 31 00:01:17,597 --> 00:01:18,417 Well, dude. 32 00:01:18,417 --> 00:01:21,476 You wait your turn just like everybody else in this joint. 33 00:01:22,056 --> 00:01:24,736 Now get lost. I got to watch my downloads. 34 00:01:25,856 --> 00:01:27,456 Why does he have to be such a jerk? 35 00:01:31,075 --> 00:01:32,495 Oh, forget this. 36 00:01:35,075 --> 00:01:36,615 Did I not make myself clear? 37 00:01:36,615 --> 00:01:38,455 What? You're not even using it! 38 00:01:38,455 --> 00:01:41,974 I'm wating for an e-mail from this hotty I met online yesterday. 39 00:01:41,974 --> 00:01:43,974 What? You met your mom online yesterday? 40 00:01:43,974 --> 00:01:45,974 Why you got to take it there bro? 41 00:01:45,974 --> 00:01:48,934 Oh, you fools definitely aren't getting the computer now. 42 00:01:48,934 --> 00:01:50,234 Who you calling fool? 43 00:01:50,234 --> 00:01:53,213 Dude, I need the computer to make a webpage for Margaret. 44 00:01:53,213 --> 00:01:55,493 How about we play you a game of basketball for it? 45 00:01:57,393 --> 00:01:59,433 You guys don't stand a chance. 46 00:01:59,433 --> 00:02:02,333 Oh, yeah. Winner gets the computer for a week. 47 00:02:02,333 --> 00:02:03,532 Oh, you're on. 48 00:02:04,672 --> 00:02:05,932 All right, ladies. 49 00:02:05,932 --> 00:02:07,692 Why don't you go first? 50 00:02:08,092 --> 00:02:08,772 Check. 51 00:02:08,772 --> 00:02:09,372 Mate. 52 00:02:15,451 --> 00:02:16,891 Yeah, baby. 53 00:02:19,631 --> 00:02:20,671 Go ahead. 54 00:02:20,671 --> 00:02:22,251 You can't make it from there. 55 00:02:23,611 --> 00:02:25,630 Oh! Oh! Brick! 56 00:02:33,970 --> 00:02:35,889 Oh, snap. 57 00:02:45,489 --> 00:02:47,828 Hey, Mordecai, you're looking a little confused. 58 00:02:47,828 --> 00:02:51,048 Did you know that we only need one more point to win? 59 00:02:51,048 --> 00:02:51,648 What? 60 00:02:54,088 --> 00:02:57,547 Boom-shaka-laka! Computer rights for a week! 61 00:02:57,547 --> 00:02:59,647 You know who else likes to score 62 00:02:59,647 --> 00:03:01,947 so she can get computer rights for a week? 63 00:03:02,487 --> 00:03:03,727 My mom! 64 00:03:06,407 --> 00:03:10,286 Hey, Mordecai. Thanks for helping me with the website. 65 00:03:10,286 --> 00:03:11,786 No problem. 66 00:03:14,946 --> 00:03:17,466 Muscle Man, computer rights for a month. 67 00:03:17,546 --> 00:03:18,765 I don't know, bro. 68 00:03:18,765 --> 00:03:21,125 I think it's worth more to you than that. 69 00:03:21,125 --> 00:03:21,925 Two months. 70 00:03:22,165 --> 00:03:22,665 Deal. 71 00:03:35,984 --> 00:03:38,924 Yes! Two months of computer rights. 72 00:03:38,924 --> 00:03:43,503 Looks like Margaret will just have to go without her webpage, you loser. 73 00:03:45,383 --> 00:03:48,383 This can't be happening! Basketball sucks! 74 00:04:23,259 --> 00:04:25,159 What did you say about basketball? 75 00:04:25,159 --> 00:04:27,159 Uh. Nothing. 76 00:04:27,159 --> 00:04:28,579 Yeah. That's what I thought. 77 00:04:28,579 --> 00:04:30,579 You know, you only think it sucks 78 00:04:30,579 --> 00:04:32,579 because you don't know the fundamentals. 79 00:04:32,579 --> 00:04:34,238 Save your breath, old man. 80 00:04:34,238 --> 00:04:36,478 These jokers are a lost cause. 81 00:04:36,478 --> 00:04:38,158 Not to me, they're not. 82 00:04:38,158 --> 00:04:40,538 I'm the best basketball coach that ever lived. 83 00:04:40,538 --> 00:04:42,018 I can train anybody. 84 00:04:42,018 --> 00:04:43,517 Whatever, Grandpa. 85 00:04:43,517 --> 00:04:45,077 If you want to waste your time, 86 00:04:45,077 --> 00:04:46,377 that's your business. 87 00:04:46,377 --> 00:04:50,377 I got three years of computer time I need to start using. 88 00:04:50,377 --> 00:04:51,637 Come on, Fives. 89 00:04:51,637 --> 00:04:53,637 Let's go check the weather report. 90 00:04:54,516 --> 00:04:56,176 Don't worry, Mordecai and Rigby. 91 00:04:56,176 --> 00:05:00,376 I'm going to teach you to play circles around that little pot-bellied leprechaun. 92 00:05:00,376 --> 00:05:01,276 How does that sound? 93 00:05:01,276 --> 00:05:02,556 That sounds awesome. 94 00:05:40,292 --> 00:05:41,932 Man, I don't believe this. 95 00:05:41,932 --> 00:05:46,292 Did you guys seriously have to be the worst basketball players of all time? 96 00:05:46,292 --> 00:05:48,291 Dude, come on. We're trying our best. 97 00:05:48,631 --> 00:05:50,931 Yeah. We just need a little more practice. 98 00:05:52,371 --> 00:05:55,051 No! You just need to not play basketball, 99 00:05:55,051 --> 00:05:59,430 but I can't have that pudgy green idiot talking trash about my coaching, so, 100 00:05:59,430 --> 00:06:01,330 so I'm just going to give you the powers. 101 00:06:01,330 --> 00:06:02,290 Ah! Sweet! 102 00:06:08,350 --> 00:06:10,169 Now ice that green fool 103 00:06:10,169 --> 00:06:12,649 so you can make that hot chick a webpage. 104 00:06:13,049 --> 00:06:15,409 Sup now, losers? 105 00:06:15,409 --> 00:06:18,009 You ready to get destroyed? 106 00:06:18,009 --> 00:06:22,128 I don't know if I have the energy to see how bad that old man trained you. 107 00:06:22,128 --> 00:06:23,628 If I'm going to get out of this seat, 108 00:06:23,628 --> 00:06:25,628 you're going to have to make it worth my time. 109 00:06:26,528 --> 00:06:28,588 Computer rights for life. 110 00:06:29,348 --> 00:06:31,487 One game, winner takes all. 111 00:06:32,547 --> 00:06:34,567 This is going to be too sweet. 112 00:06:35,047 --> 00:06:36,967 Now that the stakes are serious, 113 00:06:36,967 --> 00:06:39,507 we're going to play a real game of basketball. 114 00:06:39,507 --> 00:06:41,946 First person to twenty-one wins. 115 00:06:42,306 --> 00:06:43,366 Street rules! 116 00:06:43,626 --> 00:06:44,506 Fine with me. 117 00:06:49,666 --> 00:06:50,966 What? How did you? 118 00:06:50,966 --> 00:06:52,785 Stay out my kitchen! 119 00:06:56,705 --> 00:06:57,785 Denied! 120 00:06:57,785 --> 00:06:59,785 What? Impossible! 121 00:07:05,204 --> 00:07:07,704 No one could've trained them that crazy. 122 00:07:07,704 --> 00:07:10,564 Take a dive, Fives. I've got a plan. 123 00:07:14,803 --> 00:07:17,223 Oh, dudes! Fives is hurt. 124 00:07:17,863 --> 00:07:19,323 Dude, get up. 125 00:07:19,323 --> 00:07:21,863 Hey, bro. You just took out my teammate. 126 00:07:21,863 --> 00:07:23,842 Now I get to choose anyone in the park 127 00:07:23,902 --> 00:07:25,682 And I choose that guy. 128 00:07:25,682 --> 00:07:26,922 Aw, what? 129 00:07:26,922 --> 00:07:28,242 You can't do that. 130 00:07:28,602 --> 00:07:30,842 Sorry, guys, but the rules are the rules. 131 00:07:30,842 --> 00:07:32,842 He can't play you two-on-one. 132 00:07:32,842 --> 00:07:33,682 That's right. 133 00:07:33,682 --> 00:07:36,181 You better give me some of those powers, too. 134 00:07:37,541 --> 00:07:40,161 Aw, yeah! It's on, ladies. 135 00:07:41,321 --> 00:07:42,681 What? What now? 136 00:07:43,321 --> 00:07:44,401 Which way am I going to go? 137 00:07:44,401 --> 00:07:45,540 Which way am I going to go? 138 00:07:47,160 --> 00:07:49,320 This is going to be so easy. 139 00:07:49,860 --> 00:07:51,000 Yeah, for us. 140 00:07:54,220 --> 00:07:55,759 In your face! 141 00:07:56,959 --> 00:07:57,899 Actually, bro. 142 00:07:57,899 --> 00:07:59,399 In yours! 143 00:08:14,478 --> 00:08:16,718 Nineteen-seventeen, us. 144 00:08:16,718 --> 00:08:18,097 Game point. 145 00:08:18,097 --> 00:08:20,517 Aw, what? How are we losing? 146 00:08:20,517 --> 00:08:23,037 Um. Maybe because you're? and I hate you! 147 00:08:30,376 --> 00:08:31,516 Oh, snap! 148 00:08:31,996 --> 00:08:33,556 How does it feel to know that 149 00:08:33,556 --> 00:08:37,576 you're going to have to use the Internet at your mom's for the rest of your life? 150 00:08:38,395 --> 00:08:40,375 Joke all you want, Rigby, 151 00:08:40,375 --> 00:08:42,915 but the next basket wins the game 152 00:08:42,915 --> 00:08:44,915 and you guys are going down. 153 00:08:45,755 --> 00:08:47,335 Come on. D up, Mordecai. 154 00:08:47,335 --> 00:08:49,334 You better listen to your friend, Mordecai, 155 00:08:49,334 --> 00:08:52,394 because this is about to get serious up in here. 156 00:09:19,812 --> 00:09:21,171 Let go of it! 157 00:09:22,971 --> 00:09:23,851 Hold on! 158 00:09:30,251 --> 00:09:31,611 I'm open! I'm open! 159 00:09:35,530 --> 00:09:36,710 Oh, no! 160 00:09:43,189 --> 00:09:44,129 Do it! 161 00:09:58,348 --> 00:10:01,028 Aw. Dude, we did it. We won! 162 00:10:02,208 --> 00:10:03,867 Yeah! 163 00:10:05,087 --> 00:10:07,327 Oh, no, bro. 164 00:10:07,707 --> 00:10:10,007 Yeah! We get the computer for life! 165 00:10:10,647 --> 00:10:12,007 Hey, guys, good game. 166 00:10:12,007 --> 00:10:12,787 Thanks, man. 167 00:10:12,787 --> 00:10:14,027 Yeah, thanks, dude. 168 00:10:14,027 --> 00:10:16,246 Man, I could've kept Fives in there and 169 00:10:16,246 --> 00:10:18,386 he still would've played better "D" than you. 170 00:10:18,386 --> 00:10:20,386 Come on, man. That was a good game. 171 00:10:20,386 --> 00:10:22,046 Whatever. I'm out of here. 172 00:10:22,666 --> 00:10:25,345 I hope he doesn't give up on basketball because of this. 173 00:10:25,345 --> 00:10:27,345 That guy could really stand to lose some weight. 174 00:10:27,345 --> 00:10:30,205 Mordecai! Hey, Mordecai! 175 00:10:30,205 --> 00:10:31,225 Mordecai! 176 00:10:31,225 --> 00:10:33,445 Hey! How are you? 177 00:10:33,445 --> 00:10:35,185 Good. Good. 178 00:10:35,185 --> 00:10:37,184 Hey, you looked pretty hot out there. 179 00:10:37,664 --> 00:10:40,244 Yeah. I guess I am pretty hot. 180 00:10:40,244 --> 00:10:43,184 Hot on the trail of finishing your website. 181 00:10:45,184 --> 00:10:46,743 Oh, the website? 182 00:10:47,063 --> 00:10:48,283 That was two months ago, 183 00:10:48,283 --> 00:10:50,283 but it's okay. Eileen finished it for me. 184 00:10:50,543 --> 00:10:51,523 Got to run. 185 00:10:54,403 --> 00:10:56,043 Time speeds up in space, bro, 186 00:10:56,043 --> 00:10:58,042 but hey. Look on the bright side. 187 00:10:58,042 --> 00:10:59,502 At least she said you're hot.