1 00:00:59,470 --> 00:01:01,410 Ready for some more cartin'? 2 00:01:01,490 --> 00:01:02,590 You know it! 3 00:01:03,830 --> 00:01:04,970 Aw, what? 4 00:01:06,250 --> 00:01:08,090 It's at the shop! 5 00:01:08,290 --> 00:01:10,150 After your little excursion yesterday, 6 00:01:10,150 --> 00:01:13,150 your cart privileges have officially been revoked! 7 00:01:13,270 --> 00:01:14,970 But these bikes are for little kids! 8 00:01:15,170 --> 00:01:17,310 Hey, you want to act like kids, 9 00:01:17,410 --> 00:01:18,610 this is what you get. 10 00:01:18,750 --> 00:01:21,350 But we're not going to look cool riding kids bikes around. 11 00:01:21,550 --> 00:01:23,190 What? You want to know what's cool? 12 00:01:23,270 --> 00:01:23,990 Doing your job. 13 00:01:24,070 --> 00:01:25,290 Respecting park property. 14 00:01:25,270 --> 00:01:26,910 You're to work, not be cool! 15 00:01:27,170 --> 00:01:29,590 Well, fine. It doesn't matter if we don't have the cart. 16 00:01:29,710 --> 00:01:31,210 We can be cool no matter what. 17 00:01:31,370 --> 00:01:33,130 I mean, with some matenince, and some new paint, 18 00:01:33,230 --> 00:01:34,530 these bikes will be so cool. 19 00:01:34,610 --> 00:01:37,230 And then you'll have to admit that we're cool too. 20 00:01:38,210 --> 00:01:40,230 Yeah right. The day I admit you're cool 21 00:01:40,230 --> 00:01:42,230 is the day I give you back the cart. 22 00:01:42,230 --> 00:01:43,330 But we are cool. 23 00:01:43,330 --> 00:01:44,390 No you're not. 24 00:01:44,390 --> 00:01:46,390 Okay then, how about this, 25 00:01:46,390 --> 00:01:48,210 if you admit that we are cool, 26 00:01:48,210 --> 00:01:50,210 then you have to give us the cart back. 27 00:01:50,210 --> 00:01:52,830 Sounds good to me, because it will never happen. 28 00:01:52,830 --> 00:01:53,750 You're wrong! 29 00:01:53,750 --> 00:01:55,550 You're all like, "that'll never happen." 30 00:01:55,550 --> 00:01:56,410 And then we'll get all cool, 31 00:01:56,410 --> 00:01:57,670 and then you will be like "Whoa!" 32 00:01:57,510 --> 00:01:59,350 and then we'll be like "In your face!" 33 00:01:59,350 --> 00:02:01,730 And I'll be all like get back to work! 34 00:02:03,730 --> 00:02:06,670 Dude, we can totally get Benson to admit we're cool. 35 00:02:06,670 --> 00:02:07,510 Yeah dude. 36 00:02:13,590 --> 00:02:16,310 Hey Benson, check out our cool new rides. 37 00:02:16,310 --> 00:02:18,690 Bet you think we're pretty cool huh. 38 00:02:18,690 --> 00:02:21,710 What? How many times do I have to tell you two 39 00:02:21,710 --> 00:02:23,310 you are not cool! 40 00:02:23,310 --> 00:02:25,010 Now get back to work! 41 00:02:28,590 --> 00:02:30,490 Muscle Man, what are those things? 42 00:02:30,490 --> 00:02:32,230 Those are losers, baby. 43 00:02:32,230 --> 00:02:34,490 You don't want nothin' to do with those. 44 00:02:36,810 --> 00:02:39,130 Later grandmas! 45 00:02:39,690 --> 00:02:42,070 Dude, it's time to do some shopping. 46 00:02:57,090 --> 00:02:58,950 Hey dorkwads! 47 00:02:59,210 --> 00:02:59,710 Huh? 48 00:02:59,710 --> 00:03:02,650 Woah, you guys actually look kinda cool. 49 00:03:02,650 --> 00:03:04,130 That's unexpected! Woah, thanks bro! 50 00:03:06,510 --> 00:03:08,910 Hey, quit murmuring excitedly. 51 00:03:08,910 --> 00:03:10,910 These two are not cool. 52 00:03:10,910 --> 00:03:13,010 Dude, Benson, just admit it. 53 00:03:13,010 --> 00:03:16,410 You'll never be cool no matter how many trendy clothes you wear. 54 00:03:16,410 --> 00:03:18,410 You don't know how wrong you are. 55 00:03:20,410 --> 00:03:22,770 Get back to work, all of you! 56 00:03:22,770 --> 00:03:25,550 Argh, I can't believe they're carrying on with all this... 57 00:03:25,550 --> 00:03:29,390 Come on Benson, you gotta admit they do look pretty cool. 58 00:03:29,950 --> 00:03:32,650 Yeah right. I don't have to admit anything. 59 00:04:08,550 --> 00:04:10,190 Admit it, Benson. 60 00:04:10,190 --> 00:04:12,190 No, you're not cool. 61 00:04:14,770 --> 00:04:17,010 How 'bout now, Benson? 62 00:04:18,190 --> 00:04:21,370 No. When are you guys going to get it through your heads? 63 00:04:21,370 --> 00:04:25,650 Nothing you say or do will ever make me admit you're cool. 64 00:04:26,090 --> 00:04:27,170 You know what, Benson? 65 00:04:27,170 --> 00:04:28,750 I just realised something. 66 00:04:28,750 --> 00:04:30,890 We don't care what you think. 67 00:04:44,590 --> 00:04:47,070 Freeze, you're under arrest. 68 00:04:47,070 --> 00:04:47,710 For what? 69 00:04:47,710 --> 00:04:49,710 For being too cool. 70 00:04:55,550 --> 00:04:56,610 Chill out! 71 00:05:02,130 --> 00:05:03,990 Dude, where are we? 72 00:05:03,990 --> 00:05:06,770 You're in intergalactic cool court, gentlemen. 73 00:05:06,770 --> 00:05:08,770 And it's quiet a mess you've gotten yourselves into. 74 00:05:08,770 --> 00:05:14,010 Everybody welcome Judge Broseph Chillaxton! 75 00:05:17,050 --> 00:05:18,530 Mordecai and Rigby, 76 00:05:18,530 --> 00:05:21,530 you are being tried for crimes against coolmanity. 77 00:05:21,810 --> 00:05:23,110 Opening statements. 78 00:05:23,110 --> 00:05:24,430 Dig this, Your Honour. 79 00:05:24,550 --> 00:05:27,830 These cats have thrown off the balance of cool in the universe! 80 00:05:27,830 --> 00:05:30,730 The concentration of cool is so dense at the park 81 00:05:30,790 --> 00:05:33,750 t will implode into a coolness singularity, 82 00:05:33,750 --> 00:05:36,590 a black hole in which no coolness can escape. 83 00:05:36,590 --> 00:05:39,290 These dudes are too cool! 84 00:05:39,290 --> 00:05:41,290 And they must be punished. 85 00:05:43,530 --> 00:05:45,050 Dude, this is crazy! 86 00:05:45,050 --> 00:05:48,350 Yeah, we just wanted to be cool enough for Benson to give back the cart! 87 00:05:48,350 --> 00:05:50,870 Listen, just let me do the talking guys. 88 00:05:50,870 --> 00:05:53,210 Defense, your statement. 89 00:05:53,210 --> 00:05:55,610 Your Honour, my opponent is surely mistaken. 90 00:05:55,610 --> 00:05:58,850 One only needs to look at my clients to see they're just not that cool. 91 00:05:59,190 --> 00:06:02,310 We plead not cool and ask that the charges be dropped. 92 00:06:04,530 --> 00:06:07,610 Very well, you may call your first witness. 93 00:06:07,610 --> 00:06:11,230 I would like to call Muscle Man to the stand! 94 00:06:12,570 --> 00:06:14,530 Where am I? 95 00:06:14,530 --> 00:06:17,770 Muscle Man, where were you the morning of March 18th? 96 00:06:19,610 --> 00:06:22,550 I passed those dweebs on their lame bikes. 97 00:06:22,550 --> 00:06:25,050 Would you say they looked cool? 98 00:06:25,730 --> 00:06:27,970 No way! They looked like losers. 99 00:06:27,990 --> 00:06:30,350 Yes precisely, uncool losers! 100 00:06:30,350 --> 00:06:32,350 Prosecutor your witness. 101 00:06:32,350 --> 00:06:35,710 Uh, Mr. Man, where were you only a few days later? 102 00:06:35,710 --> 00:06:37,010 I don't have to answer that. 103 00:06:37,010 --> 00:06:39,990 Permission to treat this cat as hostile? 104 00:06:39,990 --> 00:06:41,030 I'm cool with that. 105 00:06:44,210 --> 00:06:47,710 I saw them again and admitted they looked pretty cool. 106 00:06:47,710 --> 00:06:50,510 Ma-ha-han, teleport this fool outta here. 107 00:06:51,610 --> 00:06:52,490 Yikes. 108 00:06:52,490 --> 00:06:56,330 Yeah, those dudes are the most uncool dudes ever. 109 00:06:57,430 --> 00:07:00,590 At least, that's what I would've said before those dudes 110 00:07:00,590 --> 00:07:03,350 beceame the coolest dudes ever. 111 00:07:03,350 --> 00:07:05,610 They brought tons of business into my store. 112 00:07:05,610 --> 00:07:08,350 I've got numerical evidence right here! 113 00:07:08,350 --> 00:07:10,350 Check it out, son! 114 00:07:10,350 --> 00:07:12,710 Uh, no further questions. 115 00:07:15,910 --> 00:07:20,070 Please place your hands on this stack of rare Brain Explosion 45s. 116 00:07:20,070 --> 00:07:22,070 Now do you cats swear? 117 00:07:22,470 --> 00:07:23,370 We swear. 118 00:07:23,650 --> 00:07:24,950 They swear! 119 00:07:24,950 --> 00:07:27,870 Ladies and gentlemen, there is nothing cooler than that! 120 00:07:29,930 --> 00:07:31,750 Dude, nice. 121 00:07:31,750 --> 00:07:32,770 Thanks, Your Honor! 122 00:07:35,090 --> 00:07:36,190 Dude, Gary! 123 00:07:36,390 --> 00:07:37,270 Objection! 124 00:07:37,270 --> 00:07:38,550 Objection! 125 00:07:38,550 --> 00:07:40,010 Overruled, judge, 126 00:07:40,010 --> 00:07:42,390 or is it overcooled? 127 00:07:45,530 --> 00:07:47,170 Can you read that back to me? 128 00:07:47,170 --> 00:07:50,110 Overruled, judge, or is it overcooled? 129 00:07:52,330 --> 00:07:53,950 Ladies and gentlemen in the audience, 130 00:07:53,950 --> 00:07:56,630 take a look at yourselves, go ahead, look. 131 00:07:56,630 --> 00:07:59,950 Ironic t-shirts, hat stacking, mesh gloves? 132 00:07:59,950 --> 00:08:02,290 These cats started all that! 133 00:08:02,290 --> 00:08:05,790 Trend setters can make even the uncoolest things cool. 134 00:08:06,010 --> 00:08:07,070 Check exhibit A. 135 00:08:08,410 --> 00:08:11,610 Yes, these bikes are lame, but I ask you, 136 00:08:11,610 --> 00:08:13,610 how did you all get to court today? 137 00:08:14,890 --> 00:08:17,150 The prosecution rests. 138 00:08:18,130 --> 00:08:20,410 Well I'm out of ideas. 139 00:08:20,410 --> 00:08:22,890 You know anybody who really thinks you guys are uncool? 140 00:08:24,530 --> 00:08:26,450 In light of this new evidence and the fact 141 00:08:26,450 --> 00:08:28,930 that the prosecution's testimony was pretty awesome, 142 00:08:28,930 --> 00:08:31,010 I am prepared to make a ruling. 143 00:08:31,010 --> 00:08:33,010 Your Honour, I have a surprise witness. 144 00:08:33,010 --> 00:08:33,470 Huh? 145 00:08:33,470 --> 00:08:36,910 Objection! Surprise witness' are uncool. 146 00:08:36,910 --> 00:08:38,910 Just roll with it, bruh. I'll allow it. 147 00:08:39,170 --> 00:08:41,930 I would like to call Benson to the stand. 148 00:08:42,990 --> 00:08:44,130 Huh? Wha? 149 00:08:44,730 --> 00:08:46,450 Oh, it's you two. 150 00:08:46,450 --> 00:08:48,790 What have you gotten yourselves into now? 151 00:08:49,010 --> 00:08:50,970 Benson, having known the defendants 152 00:08:50,970 --> 00:08:52,470 longer than any other witness, 153 00:08:52,470 --> 00:08:55,710 you're in a special position to judge the coolness of my clients, 154 00:08:55,710 --> 00:08:56,450 are you not? 155 00:08:56,450 --> 00:08:58,670 Yeah? I guess? I hope this works. 156 00:08:58,670 --> 00:09:01,310 Dude, he'll never admit it. We're home free! 157 00:09:01,310 --> 00:09:04,090 Benson, are Mordecai and Rigby cool? 158 00:09:04,970 --> 00:09:07,270 Are those guys cool? 159 00:09:08,710 --> 00:09:10,950 Benson, this is no joke dude. 160 00:09:10,950 --> 00:09:13,290 The fate of the universe hangs in the balance. 161 00:09:13,290 --> 00:09:15,290 Answer the question and remember, 162 00:09:15,290 --> 00:09:17,290 lying under oath is not cool. 163 00:09:23,050 --> 00:09:25,910 Mordecai and Rigby are the coolest guys I know. 164 00:09:26,890 --> 00:09:27,790 Oh no. 165 00:09:29,050 --> 00:09:32,870 Members of the court, the testimony given to us has proven quite clearly 166 00:09:33,250 --> 00:09:36,810 that the defendants are guilty of being too cool. 167 00:09:36,810 --> 00:09:38,550 The sentence: death. 168 00:09:39,270 --> 00:09:39,970 What! 169 00:09:39,970 --> 00:09:40,810 Take then away. 170 00:09:41,150 --> 00:09:42,970 Please! No! 171 00:09:48,430 --> 00:09:49,010 What? 172 00:09:49,010 --> 00:09:50,570 Get on the bikes, now! 173 00:09:52,570 --> 00:09:53,690 Not cool, bro! 174 00:09:54,670 --> 00:09:55,450 Go! 175 00:09:56,710 --> 00:09:57,450 Stop them! 176 00:10:10,230 --> 00:10:10,990 Freeze! 177 00:10:17,410 --> 00:10:18,270 They're getting away! 178 00:10:18,270 --> 00:10:18,910 Stop! 179 00:10:20,810 --> 00:10:23,430 Court is adjourned, losers. 180 00:10:35,730 --> 00:10:37,670 Woohoo, we did it! 181 00:10:37,670 --> 00:10:40,890 Dude, Benson, that was so cool of you to help us escape like that. 182 00:10:40,890 --> 00:10:42,890 Yeah, so cool man! 183 00:10:42,890 --> 00:10:45,590 Thanks guys, coming from you that means a lot. 184 00:10:45,590 --> 00:10:47,930 Hey hey, so you admitted we're cool. 185 00:10:47,930 --> 00:10:50,130 You're gonna give us the cart back now, right? 186 00:10:50,130 --> 00:10:52,130 No.