1 00:00:17,650 --> 00:00:19,950 Double death combo! 2 00:00:19,950 --> 00:00:21,200 Hey guys, listen. 3 00:00:21,200 --> 00:00:21,950 When you've got a minute, 4 00:00:21,950 --> 00:00:23,400 I need you to take a look at these. 5 00:00:23,550 --> 00:00:24,250 Sure, Benson. 6 00:00:25,250 --> 00:00:26,250 Oh, the house rules. 7 00:00:26,550 --> 00:00:27,850 Thanks, but we already have these. 8 00:00:28,250 --> 00:00:30,750 Uh, no you don't, cause I've added a few new ones in there, 9 00:00:30,750 --> 00:00:33,200 and I'm gonna need you to sign off on them, okay? 10 00:00:34,400 --> 00:00:37,050 Aw, man, more rules? He's gotta be joking! 11 00:00:37,350 --> 00:00:38,400 Alright, let's see. 12 00:00:38,650 --> 00:00:39,700 rule No.114 13 00:00:39,900 --> 00:00:41,200 no feed on the table 14 00:00:43,200 --> 00:00:44,550 rule No.115 15 00:00:44,650 --> 00:00:45,950 No food on the table. 16 00:00:47,250 --> 00:00:47,800 Fine! 17 00:00:48,350 --> 00:00:50,000 rule No. 116 18 00:00:50,200 --> 00:00:51,600 No food on the floor. 19 00:00:51,800 --> 00:00:53,950 WHAT? That's going WAY too far! 20 00:00:55,950 --> 00:00:57,650 Come on, man, help me flip the table! 21 00:00:57,850 --> 00:00:59,200 No, dude, just chill out. 22 00:00:59,650 --> 00:01:01,150 There's only one more new rule left. 23 00:01:01,400 --> 00:01:02,150 What is it? 24 00:01:04,550 --> 00:01:05,800 No video games? 25 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:07,000 Are you nuts? 26 00:01:07,250 --> 00:01:08,800 rule No.117 27 00:01:09,100 --> 00:01:10,350 No yelling! 28 00:01:10,350 --> 00:01:12,350 You can't take video games away from us, man. 29 00:01:12,350 --> 00:01:13,550 What're we supposed to do? 30 00:01:13,950 --> 00:01:15,900 Work. You're supposed to work. 31 00:01:16,350 --> 00:01:18,500 You know what? We're sick of all your rules! 32 00:01:18,500 --> 00:01:20,500 No prank calls, no rock-paper-scissors, 33 00:01:20,550 --> 00:01:22,400 no punchies, no unicorns? 34 00:01:22,500 --> 00:01:23,750 What does that even mean? 35 00:01:23,900 --> 00:01:26,000 These rules are all totally random, Benson, 36 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:27,350 and they're all aimed at us! 37 00:01:27,550 --> 00:01:28,350 That's not true. 38 00:01:28,350 --> 00:01:32,130 NO.68: No harpsichord playing after 10 PM. 39 00:01:33,050 --> 00:01:34,500 I actually kind of like that one. 40 00:01:34,850 --> 00:01:36,500 Yeah, but that's the only good one in there. 41 00:01:36,950 --> 00:01:37,950 The rest of them are terrible! 42 00:01:38,200 --> 00:01:40,050 Look, I'm doing you a favor. 43 00:01:40,050 --> 00:01:41,900 Life without rules is chaos. 44 00:01:42,150 --> 00:01:44,700 Fine. But we're only signing off on the rules we like. 45 00:01:45,050 --> 00:01:46,500 Yeah, like the harpsichord one! 46 00:01:46,750 --> 00:01:48,150 It doesn't work that way! 47 00:01:48,300 --> 00:01:50,700 If you can't agree to live by all the house rules, 48 00:01:50,700 --> 00:01:53,450 then you can't live in this house! 49 00:01:53,900 --> 00:01:55,600 Well then, we won't live in this house. 50 00:01:56,050 --> 00:01:57,600 Yeah, cause your rules are whack! 51 00:01:58,000 --> 00:01:58,900 We'll show you. 52 00:01:59,200 --> 00:02:01,650 We're not gonna live with any rules at all. 53 00:02:09,700 --> 00:02:10,800 Double death combo! 54 00:02:13,900 --> 00:02:16,150 Dude, we should have moved out a long time ago. 55 00:02:16,700 --> 00:02:18,350 I feel like I just got out of prison. 56 00:02:18,350 --> 00:02:20,750 That's 'cause Benson built a rule prison around us. 57 00:02:20,750 --> 00:02:23,200 But we busted out, and now we can do whatever we want! 58 00:02:23,550 --> 00:02:25,900 Rules are for fools! Rules are for fools! 59 00:02:25,900 --> 00:02:28,300 Save your stupid rulin' for fools that need a schoolin'! 60 00:02:36,100 --> 00:02:37,400 Muscle Man, what are you doing? 61 00:02:37,850 --> 00:02:40,950 My job, bro. Read it and weep, ladies. 62 00:02:42,200 --> 00:02:43,950 Aw, what? Come on! 63 00:02:44,250 --> 00:02:45,950 While I sympathize with your quest 64 00:02:45,950 --> 00:02:47,500 to live free of the man's rules, 65 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:50,150 this guy's still gotta put food on the table. 66 00:02:50,700 --> 00:02:52,850 Fine! But you didn't have to ruin our campsite! 67 00:02:53,300 --> 00:02:53,850 Yes I did. 68 00:02:57,200 --> 00:02:58,800 Yes! She's still here. 69 00:03:00,100 --> 00:03:00,600 Hey! 70 00:03:01,150 --> 00:03:01,700 Hi guys! 71 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:02,750 Hey, Margaret. 72 00:03:03,100 --> 00:03:04,050 Hey, is it true? 73 00:03:04,050 --> 00:03:05,550 Did you really move out of the house? 74 00:03:10,250 --> 00:03:12,900 It was either leave or live with some other dude with rules. 75 00:03:13,500 --> 00:03:14,700 Wow, Mordecai! 76 00:03:15,350 --> 00:03:16,700 I didn't know you were such a rebel. 77 00:03:17,250 --> 00:03:19,850 Yep. You know me. Total rebel. 78 00:03:24,050 --> 00:03:24,950 Well, good night. 79 00:03:26,950 --> 00:03:28,650 Actually, we don't have anywhere to sleep, 80 00:03:28,650 --> 00:03:31,000 so we were hoping you would let us camp out here tonight. 81 00:03:31,350 --> 00:03:32,800 I wish I could, but, 82 00:03:32,800 --> 00:03:34,800 my manager has a rule about that kind of thing. 83 00:03:37,050 --> 00:03:37,750 Sorry, guys. 84 00:03:38,300 --> 00:03:40,250 It's cool. I'm sure we can find some place 85 00:03:40,250 --> 00:03:42,800 to crash that isn't so big on rules. Later! 86 00:04:27,300 --> 00:04:29,300 Dude, this is getting intense. 87 00:04:30,650 --> 00:04:33,850 No! More! RUUUUULES! 88 00:04:37,050 --> 00:04:40,050 Did somebody say... rules? 89 00:04:42,650 --> 00:04:43,650 Oh, great. 90 00:04:43,650 --> 00:04:45,650 Who are you, the alley rules guy? 91 00:04:45,650 --> 00:04:47,650 Who am I? I'm whoever I want to be. 92 00:04:47,650 --> 00:04:48,300 Wanna know why? 93 00:04:48,300 --> 00:04:50,800 'cause I don't believe in rules that tell me otherwise. 94 00:04:52,200 --> 00:04:53,200 That's pretty cool. 95 00:04:53,250 --> 00:04:55,100 You better believe it's pretty cool. 96 00:04:55,250 --> 00:04:56,450 So what's your guys' story? 97 00:04:56,650 --> 00:04:58,150 You all free to do whatever you want? 98 00:04:58,600 --> 00:04:59,300 We wish. 99 00:04:59,600 --> 00:05:01,950 Yeah, we have this lame boss Benson that tells us to- 100 00:05:01,950 --> 00:05:03,400 Boss? What's that? 101 00:05:04,150 --> 00:05:04,650 It's a- 102 00:05:04,650 --> 00:05:05,650 Yeah, I know what a boss is. 103 00:05:05,850 --> 00:05:06,900 I was just making a point. 104 00:05:07,200 --> 00:05:09,350 Bosses are nothing but fools with rules. 105 00:05:09,800 --> 00:05:11,350 Oh yeah, rules for fools. 106 00:05:11,350 --> 00:05:14,200 That's right! It makes so much sense in rhymes. 107 00:05:14,550 --> 00:05:15,600 Whoa, that's crazy! 108 00:05:16,250 --> 00:05:19,450 You guys seem pretty cool, so I'll let you in on a little secret. 109 00:05:20,650 --> 00:05:25,300 I know of a place where rules don't exist. 110 00:05:25,700 --> 00:05:27,550 No way! Are you serious? 111 00:05:39,450 --> 00:05:41,750 A box of trash? Are you joking? 112 00:05:42,350 --> 00:05:43,750 Do I look like I'm joking? 113 00:05:44,950 --> 00:05:47,350 Uh, I don't know about this, dude. 114 00:05:47,350 --> 00:05:50,650 Well, I practically sleep in a pile of garbage at home anyways, 115 00:05:50,650 --> 00:05:52,850 so this isn't really that different for me. 116 00:06:15,100 --> 00:06:15,750 Sweet! 117 00:06:24,350 --> 00:06:25,950 Double death combo! 118 00:06:26,550 --> 00:06:28,700 Aw, you guys have Karate Choppers down here? 119 00:06:30,500 --> 00:06:32,150 Go ahead. Put your feet up. 120 00:06:34,250 --> 00:06:35,350 Can I get next game? 121 00:06:35,600 --> 00:06:36,550 No need, bro. 122 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:41,850 Three-player Karate Choppers! 123 00:06:44,900 --> 00:06:47,100 Rockin'. Would you mind getting that? 124 00:06:48,900 --> 00:06:49,200 Hello? 125 00:06:49,500 --> 00:06:50,250 Loser says what! 126 00:06:50,250 --> 00:06:51,000 Who is this? 127 00:06:51,400 --> 00:06:52,400 Loser says what! 128 00:06:52,400 --> 00:06:53,450 I know what you're trying to do. 129 00:06:53,700 --> 00:06:54,750 I'm not going to say "what." 130 00:06:55,450 --> 00:06:58,500 You're a loser! You loserhead! I hate you! 131 00:06:58,650 --> 00:07:00,850 Dude, I think someone just prank called us. 132 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:02,600 Ah, yeah. It was probably Kevin. 133 00:07:06,700 --> 00:07:09,850 Oh man, you guys can make prank calls down here? 134 00:07:10,050 --> 00:07:11,450 You still don't get it, don't you? 135 00:07:11,850 --> 00:07:13,400 Down here, you can do... 136 00:07:13,400 --> 00:07:17,550 whatever you want. 137 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:26,450 Yeah man, no rules of gravity. 138 00:07:26,750 --> 00:07:28,450 Dude, in Benson's face! 139 00:07:28,450 --> 00:07:30,450 Living without rules is awesome! 140 00:07:30,450 --> 00:07:32,250 Yeah it is! 141 00:07:34,100 --> 00:07:36,800 No rules! No rules! No rules! No rules! 142 00:07:38,550 --> 00:07:40,600 That's right, no rules at all. 143 00:07:41,050 --> 00:07:42,000 Hey, look over there! 144 00:07:43,100 --> 00:07:44,050 What the heck, man? 145 00:07:44,500 --> 00:07:46,050 Dude! He just took your wallet! 146 00:07:46,400 --> 00:07:47,400 Dude, give it back! 147 00:07:47,950 --> 00:07:50,700 Why? There's no rule that says I can't take other people's stuff. 148 00:07:50,700 --> 00:07:51,850 He's right, dudes. 149 00:07:52,800 --> 00:07:56,450 Oh, man! I used to be so cool-looking! 150 00:07:57,000 --> 00:07:59,050 Wow, you're totally going to miss that. 151 00:07:59,650 --> 00:08:00,450 You know what else you're going to miss? 152 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:01,500 That guy. 153 00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:04,000 Enjoy him while you got him, you know what I'm saying? 154 00:08:04,000 --> 00:08:04,700 What does that mean? 155 00:08:05,050 --> 00:08:06,850 Oh, uh, nothing, dude. 156 00:08:07,250 --> 00:08:09,100 Dude! How is this even happening? 157 00:08:09,100 --> 00:08:12,150 Because there's no rule that says it can't! 158 00:08:12,150 --> 00:08:14,300 From your future to your past, 159 00:08:14,300 --> 00:08:16,300 anyone can join the party. 160 00:08:20,200 --> 00:08:20,950 Unicorns? 161 00:08:20,950 --> 00:08:22,600 They're supposed to be dead! 162 00:08:22,800 --> 00:08:26,100 Check it, bros! It's those two jerkbags that blew us up! 163 00:08:26,500 --> 00:08:27,650 You gotta listen to us, man! 164 00:08:27,650 --> 00:08:29,300 These guys are seriously bad news! 165 00:08:29,450 --> 00:08:30,650 You gotta get rid of them! 166 00:08:30,850 --> 00:08:32,550 Did you just tell me what to do? 167 00:08:32,800 --> 00:08:34,000 You just told me what to do! 168 00:08:34,550 --> 00:08:36,600 Hey, they just told me what to do! 169 00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:40,850 They're telling WHO what do to? 170 00:08:41,200 --> 00:08:42,750 Oh, no way, bro! Get 'em! 171 00:09:10,250 --> 00:09:12,100 Hey, you gotta get us outta here, man! 172 00:09:12,300 --> 00:09:14,150 This guy ain't gotta do jack, amigo! 173 00:09:14,300 --> 00:09:16,150 I can't believe how lame you guys turned out! 174 00:09:16,350 --> 00:09:17,250 I thought you were cool! 175 00:09:20,300 --> 00:09:21,350 I hate to admit this, 176 00:09:21,350 --> 00:09:23,150 but I miss Benson and his stupid rules! 177 00:09:24,050 --> 00:09:26,200 Wait! Yo! No Rules Guy! 178 00:09:26,450 --> 00:09:28,500 You do have at least one rule down here. 179 00:09:28,600 --> 00:09:30,450 You have a rule against rules. 180 00:09:30,450 --> 00:09:32,350 There's no rule against rules. 181 00:09:32,600 --> 00:09:34,150 That's all I needed to hear. 182 00:09:37,100 --> 00:09:40,400 Bros! Bros! Bros! Bros! Bros! Bros! 183 00:09:47,750 --> 00:09:50,300 Rule no37 No unicorns! 184 00:09:52,650 --> 00:09:55,450 Rule NO32 No rock-paper-scissors! 185 00:09:56,650 --> 00:09:57,700 No punchies! 186 00:09:59,400 --> 00:10:00,350 And no prank calls! 187 00:10:03,200 --> 00:10:06,600 Stop! Just stop it! You guys have no idea what- 188 00:10:11,200 --> 00:10:12,700 Show us the way out of here! 189 00:10:13,100 --> 00:10:15,900 There's no rule that says I have to! 190 00:10:15,900 --> 00:10:17,350 There's also no rule that says 191 00:10:17,600 --> 00:10:20,350 I can't point this laser pointer in your only good eye! 192 00:10:21,050 --> 00:10:23,250 Okay, okay! I'll take you out! 193 00:10:26,150 --> 00:10:28,600 There. We signed off on all your rules, Benson. 194 00:10:28,950 --> 00:10:30,300 Well, well, well. 195 00:10:30,300 --> 00:10:32,600 Wasn't so easy living without rules, was it? 196 00:10:33,850 --> 00:10:35,900 Wait a minute. One of these rules is missing. 197 00:10:35,900 --> 00:10:37,400 Oh, no. Which one? 198 00:10:37,400 --> 00:10:39,400 I don't know, there's over a hundred of these things! 199 00:10:39,950 --> 00:10:41,400 Well, then, how do you know it's missing? 200 00:10:41,950 --> 00:10:44,400 Because somebody RIPPED IT OUT! 201 00:10:44,800 --> 00:10:46,700 That's crazy. I wonder which one it is. 202 00:10:49,100 --> 00:10:50,200 I didn't need those guys, 203 00:10:50,200 --> 00:10:52,050 I can play video games all by myself.