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Alright, so who's next?

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Who thinks they can take
on the legendary CrewCrew?

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CrewCrew!

4
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Looks like Big Trouble's back for more.

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Dude, another battle's about to start!

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Man, this dude is back every week.

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Nah, I got y'all fools
this time, hit it!

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You all better watch out,

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cause Big Trouble's on the mic now,

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I'll knock all o' your lights out,

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with my verse, y'all be cursed,
blowing up like fireworks.

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That's it? Blitz Comet,
show this fool how we do.

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Blitz Comet on the scene.

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You step to me and you
gonna get creamed-corn!

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All up in your teeth, you reek,
you're the opposite of chic, ya freak!

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Your ryhmes are all antiques.

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Nobody wants em, they throw em all away.

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Right from the get go like
your brain is on delay.

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Matter of fact yo, you
better get a check up.

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Go ask your doctor, why you
be so ugly from the neck UP?

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Excuse me.

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What is Pops doing?

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A hug can be a wonderful thing.

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Two arms wrapped around
you like a mother's wing.

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But we're so selfish when we are blue.

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Doesn't a hug deserve a hug too?

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Thank you.

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Yo, whatcha say? Nah,
nah, nah, nah, hold on man.

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You trying to step to us?

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I'm just so excited to
hear some fellow poets.

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I thought I come join you
in the celebration of rhymes.

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Nah, nah, nah, nah, you're
not celebrating nothin'!

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Yo V-Tron, turn it up.

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Yeah, CrewCrew's coming at you.
Say it twice, don't forget it.

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Y'all better catch up to where we're at.

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You're behind the times. Can't
compete with our dope rhymes.

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So you better say your goodbyes.

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We got Francois, Blitz
Comet, V-Tron, the Jersey kid,

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on the beats. You know
we rock. Then Demel-Ishun,

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the dopest girl on the mic.

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And Alpha-Dog, I bark the truth,
my verses be all nice and tight.

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So now you know who were are.

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CrewCrew is the crew shining
brighter than a quazar.

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But your bizarre.

45
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Yes, you sir, are a loser.

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So cover up that freakish dome and
head back home and take your poems.

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Oh, dude, come on!

48
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Pops, are you ok?

49
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While I appreciate their
poetic skills, I am not a loser.

50
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You look like a loser to me.

51
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Yeah, why don't you take gramps back
home before he starts crying some more?

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Loser.

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- C'mon, Pops, let's go.
- No!

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I'll have you know my verses
won many a competition!

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You don't believe me?

56
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I challenge you to a
competition tonight!

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You mean a rap battle?

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If that's what you're
calling it, then yes.

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Alright, grandpops.

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Crew-Crew never backs down! So it's on.

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- You're going down!
- You're gonna get yours, buddy!

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Alright Pops, we can't let
you do this by yourself.

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Yeah, those guys are
gonna walk all over you!

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Plus, we know way more
stuff about this than you do.

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So Rigby and I will rap
with you in the battle.

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Really! Our own crew, good show!

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Alright Pops, here's how you battle.

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Rigby, show him.

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Hey Mordecry, oh I mean Mordecai,

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didn't mean to diss you
please don't run away and hide,

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saw you sobbing at that
movie 'A Very Happy Bride',

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here I'll pass you a tissue,
try to have some male pride!

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See Pops, it's easy!

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'coz the ladies don't
like your sensitive side,

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like Margaret for example
but I guess it's just implied!

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Okay, dude.

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She won't get with you,
she just won't get with you,

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not gonna get with you,
never gonna get with you-

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- Okay, we get it!
- I'm just keeping it real.

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Now you try Pops.

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But he's just making fun of you!

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Exactly! That's what you gotta do!

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Now give it a shot.

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No, I won't do it!

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What! C'mon, you
said you wanted to win!

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Being negative and
hurting someone's feelings

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is no way to win a competition!

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The power of poetry lies in expressing
the beauty of everything around you!

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- What?
- You're not making any sense.

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Come, I'll show you!

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What is this place, this magical field,

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it's wide and it's open,
nothing's concealed.

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It's sceneic and
peaceful for us to enjoy,

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why this is the park, good show old boy!

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Hmhm, not bad!

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Yeah!

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A place of great beauty
for plenty to use,

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it inspires us all
so go spread the news,

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to man woman and child
or begging cowboy,

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this is the park, good show old boy!

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Where's this stuff coming from?

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Man, he's getting into it!

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The key to this place
puts a smile on your face,

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it is the people it does employ!

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Why this is the park, good show old boy!

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Yo, is he for real with that?

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Good show old boy?

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You're gonna have to do better than
that if you wanna beat us tonight.

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You big headed loser.

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Hmph, go ahead and make snide remarks.

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Me and my crew are taping
into the power of poetry,

112
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and the beauty of our verses will
be sure to knock your socks off.

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See you fools tonight,

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unless you too afraid to show up.

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We'll be there.

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Lo-ser.

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Their rhymes are clever,

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but they don't come from the heart.

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As long as we're true to
ourselves we can't lose.

120
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Oh look, ice-cream truck!

121
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Dude, this is not good!

122
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We gotta find a way to
back out of the battle.

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Yeah man, I'm totally with you,
those guys are gonna destroy us!

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Mordecai and Rigby, look!
I have a surprise for you.

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Tah-dah! I made matching
uniforms for tonight!

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Pops, we can't do this.

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What do you mean?

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Look, we're gonna lose!

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No, the power of poetry will d-

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Pops, the power of
poetry isn't even a thing!

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C'mon, Pops, this is dumb.

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We should just back out.

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Well I don't have that option.

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Those gentleman called me a loser
and I must set them straight.

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Yeah, but what if
they're right? Uh, I mean-

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Fine, I'll do it your way.

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I'll do it your way!

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Wait, Pops, that's not what we meant!

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Shoot.

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Man, I feel kinda bad.

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I know, but Pops just doesn't get it!

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I mean Skips, you're not all
into classical poetry, right?

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Eh, haikus, mostly.

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Seriously?

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Okay, but what're we supposed to do?

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If we dess up like idiots and go down
to recite poetry against that crew,

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we'll be humiliated!

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Yeah, losers for life!

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I've lost my appetite.

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Mordecai, Rigby.

151
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Friends don't let down other friends.

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You guys are losers.

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He's right.

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Man, poetry's powerful stuff.

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Your attitude is unappealing,

156
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some would say quite rude.

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Your shoes are colorful-

158
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no!

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C'mon tough guy, why
are you tongue tied?

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Watch out everybody looks
like grandpa's about to cry!

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Whether in righteous storms
or the rainiest of days-

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Poetry!

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- friends stick with friends
through thick and thin always.

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Mordecai, Rigby, you came!

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We're sorry, Pops, we
were acting like fools-

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- we hope you can forgive us for being complete tools

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- your poems aren't lame, they're really works of art

168
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- if we gotta win this battle
we gotta do it from the heart!

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Oh, thank goodness!

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Your way wasn't working at all!

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So what up?

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Are will battlin' or
have y'all smartened up?

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Let's do this!

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Beauty's in the center
of all that you see,

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simple yet complex and fully textured.

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And beauty be apart of all that you be,

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because you are the best
rhymers that I've ever heard!

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That's pretty cool!

179
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Aww yeah, they're into it!

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Aw what! Uh uh, this is real now.

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Why you talking 'bout beauty, man,

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don't understand what's that
got to do with you, you fool.

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You guys are like spoiled
hams in a can-super bland,

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expiration date's overdue!

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The canning of meat
is quite a sweet treat,

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so thanks for comparing us so.

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Your words are inspiring,
my dear so concrete,

188
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you really put on quite a show!

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Okay, hold up,

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you wanna talk words and verse,

191
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but your face is distracting,
so ugly it bugs me,

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take care of that mess and
sweep it under the rug please,

193
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so trust me, you're only taking
matters from bad to worse,

194
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so the only solution is
to turn around in reverse.

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A gift to us, a new
perspective on things,

196
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life looking different
from where you stand true?

197
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So much to discover so spread your wings

198
00:09:06,653 --> 00:09:08,774
and take flight for a birds eye view!

199
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Okay, things be getting serious,

200
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you guys are delirious,
are you hearing this?

201
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Talkin' 'bout positive things,
but you ain't got no game,

202
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and it's plain to see,
you're strange to me

203
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'coz we be shining like diamonds,

204
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y'all be petty cash, nice mustache-

205
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- conquistador's been wanting it back,

206
00:09:27,576 --> 00:09:29,436
in fact what are
you, a rat-a squirrel-

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- some kinda fat meerkat who thinks he's rad

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- and look at that

209
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- your bird friend's
dropping words absurd again,

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you spit a rhyme that
exposes the nerd in him,

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if you think Alpha Dog is
gonna lie down and let you win,

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your head be all inflated I
guess just like a giant blimp.

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Okay Pops, you got this!

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Yeah, you can finish him off!

215
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It's been some time
since I've felt this way,

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challenged by such worthy opponents.

217
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Your rhyme scheme is good but
you're missing a few components.

218
00:10:01,019 --> 00:10:04,400
You may say things that are hurt
or some things that will sting,

219
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but for you it's all just posturing.

220
00:10:07,460 --> 00:10:10,040
Look inside and be true
to some real feelings

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and the world will be
yours I'm assuring you.

222
00:10:12,481 --> 00:10:15,621
So I thank you good sirs
for this great contest-

223
00:10:15,621 --> 00:10:17,671
- it's certainly been lots of fun,

224
00:10:17,671 --> 00:10:20,511
but there's nothing you
can say to put me to rest,

225
00:10:20,511 --> 00:10:22,642
so really, I've already won.

226
00:10:28,132 --> 00:10:29,672
We did it, we won!

227
00:10:29,672 --> 00:10:31,283
We're not losers!

228
00:10:31,283 --> 00:10:33,853
My, that was exhilarating!

229
00:10:33,853 --> 00:10:35,733
Thank you for standing by me,

230
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the power of poetry is nothing
compared to the power of friendship!

231
00:10:39,834 --> 00:10:41,104
No problem Pops.

232
00:10:41,784 --> 00:10:44,394
I'm just glad no-one
can call us losers now.

233
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Hey losers, where'd
you get those outfits?

234
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My mom's closet?

235
00:10:52,555 --> 00:10:53,505
We should probably go change clothes.

