NOW BACK TO
"CRIME CITY DETECTIVE COPS II."
HEY, LADIES.
DID YOU HAPPEN TO CATCH OUR
LICENSE PLATE?
IT'S MISSING SOME NUMBERS.
YOUR NUMBERS.
HOW 'BOUT IT, LADIES?
HERE.
AND THAT'S HOW YOU GET A
CHICK'S NUMBER.
AW, YEAH. CRUISIN'!
WHAT?
WHOA.
THAT WAS AWESOME!
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU
GUYS THINK THAT'S COOL.
YEAH, THAT MOVIE WAS
CHAUVINISTIC AND ALSO
INACCURATE.
I DON'T KNOW.
I HEARD THAT MOVIE WAS BASED ON
A TRUE STORY.
IF THIS MOVIE HAS
TAUGHT US ANYTHING, AND IT
DEFINITELY HAS, YOU ONLY NEED
ONE THING TO GET A GIRL'S
NUMBER — A SWEET RIDE.
I MEAN, NOT NECESSARILY.
YOU COULD JUST, YOU KNOW, ASK A
GIRL FOR IT, RIGBY.
EILEEN, DON'T BE SO
NAIVE!
THAT WOULD NEVER WORK.
RIGBY'S RIGHT.
IT'S A KNOWN FACT THAT WHEELS
MAKE YOU MORE ATTRACTIVE.
A KNOWN FACT!
I DON'T KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I'VE
ALMOST GOTTEN A GIRL'S NUMBER
AND SOME GUY IN A MUSCLE CAR
WOULD SWING IN AND TOTALLY RUIN
MY GAME.
OH, GUYS, YOU'RE
KIDDING, RIGHT?
ARE YOU SAYING YOU
WOULDN'T GIVE US YOUR NUMBER IF
WE PULLED UP IN SOME COOL
WHEELS?
YOU DORKS WOULD
NEVER BE ABLE TO GET A GIRL'S
NUMBER CRUISING.
OH, YEAH?
YEAH.
LET'S BET ON IT!
OKAY.
HOW 'BOUT DINNER?
IF YOU GUYS GET A GIRL'S
NUMBER FROM CRUISING BY THE END
OF THE DAY...
WHICH YOU WON'T.
WE'LL PAY FOR
IT.
BUT IF YOU DON'T...
HOPE YOU CAN AFFORD LOBSTER
AND FILET MIGNON, GUYS.
HMM, HMM.
WE ACCEPT YOUR CHALLENGE.
I HOPE YOU GUYS CAN
AFFORD UNLIMITED CORN-DOG BAR.
WELL, GENTLEMEN,
GOOD LUCK.
WHOA.
DID YOU JUST SEE THAT?
THEY WERE TOTALLY FLIRTING WITH
US!
FLIRT?
IS THAT WHAT — WAIT A MI— NAH!
DUDE, THEY KNOW
WE'RE GONNA WIN.
THEY'RE JUST PLAYING
HARD-TO-GET.
BUT AREN'T WE CRUISING
FOR TWO DIFFERENT GIRLS'
NUMBERS?
WELL, YEAH, BUT
THAT'S ALL FOR SHOW.
I THOUGHT WOMEN WERE
SUPPOSED TO BE DIRECT ABOUT WHAT
THEY WANT.
YOU'LL LEARN SOMEDAY, DUDE.
WHATEVER, MAN.
I'M JUST IN IT FOR THE FREE
MEAL.
HMM, HMM.
GET SOME DIGITS, GET SOME
DINNER!
HMM-HMM HMM-HMM!
HMM-HMM-HMM-HMM!
WELL, LOOK WHO IT
IS.
LADIES.
SINCE WE GET TO CHOOSE WHERE
TO GO FOR DINNER IF WE WIN, HOW
DOES IL COSTOSO'S SOUND?
UH, ISN'T THAT THE
PRICY PLACE WITH NAPKINS?
THE REALLY FANCY ONES. YES.
SURE. IL COSTOSO'S.
YEAH. SOUNDS GOOD.
PERFECT.
OH, AND CAN WE BRING OUR DATES,
TOO?
DATES?
YEAH.
LOSER BUYS DINNER FOR THE
WINNERS AND THEIR DATES.
THAT COOL?
YEAH. PBHT!
TOTALLY. TOTALLY COOL.
AWESOME!
WELL, SEE YOU GUYS.
DUDE, WE CAN'T AFFORD
THAT!
DUDE, WE GOT TO WIN
THIS BET.
I DON'T WANT TO BE THE THIRD
WHEEL TO MARGARET AND HER DATE.
WELL, THEN, LET'S GET
THESE WHEELS A-GOIN' AND GET
CHICKS' NUMBERS A-FLOWIN'!
UNH!
AW, WHAT?
DUDE, THIS ISN'T WORKING.
YEAH.
THE MOVIE MADE IT LOOK SO EASY.
WHOO-HOO-HOO!
NICE CART, LOSERS.
YEAH.
GOOD LUCK GETTING NUMBERS
DRIVING AROUND IN THAT.
WE GOT TO GET A
BETTER RIDE.
HEY, POPS.
WHY, HELLO, GENTLEMEN.
WHAT BRINGS YOU HERE?
CAN WE BORROW YOUR
CAR, POPS?
WHY, WHATEVER FOR?
WE NEED IT TO WIN A
BET.
OH, A WAGER!
I SIMPLY ADORE A GOOD WAGER.
AND SO DOES CARMENITA.
WHA?
THAT'S HER NAME.
AWESOME.
THANKS, POPS!
AW, COOL.
SO COOL.
NOW, MORDECAI, YOU DO
KNOW HOW TO DRIVE STICK, RIGHT?
OF COURSE.
UH...
WHAT ARE THESE GEARS?
THOSE ARE CARMENITA'S
SPECIAL GEARS.
I'D ADVISE YOU NOT TO TOUCH
THEM.
CARMENITA'S SPECIAL PARTS SHOULD
ONLY BE MANIPULATED BY A
PROFESSIONAL.
DON'T WORRY, POPS.
WE'LL JUST WIN THE BET, AND
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
SEE YA!
BYE!
YO, MARGARET AND
EILEEN!
FEAST YOUR EYES ON OUR SWEET
RIDE.
PREPARE TO TASTE DEFEAT, LADIES.
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M
PREPARED TO TASTE?
BALTIC SEA SCALLOPS WITH
RED-WINE REDUCTION — $35.
OOH!
OR KOBE BRAISED SHORT RIBS à LA
GOLD LEAF — $41.
YOU'LL FILL UP ON
BREAD!
OH, YOU MEAN THE
RUSTIC ARTISAN CHEESE BREAD
IMPORTED FROM FRANCE?
THAT'S $15.
HEY, THESE GUYS BOTHERING
YOU, MARGARET?
HOW ABOUT YOU, EILEEN?
OH, NO, NO, NO, NO.
MORDECAI, CHAD IRONCHEST.
RIGBY, TUCK PACKARD.
MORDECAI AND RIGBY?
THESE ARE THE GUYS?
AW, JUST WANTED TO THANK YOU,
BROS.
I MEAN, PAYING FOR A FOUR-STAR
MEAL FOR THE FOUR OF US?
GUYS, SERIOUSLY.
AHHH!
MUST... GET... GIRLS'... NUMBERS.
UH, HI.
WE LOST OUR NUMBERS.
C-CAN WE HAVE YOURS?
YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME.
AHHHH!
UH, SO, LADIES, DO
YOU — I MEAN, ARE YOU ANGELS?
'CAUSE —
AHHHH!
WE REALLY NEED TO WIN
A BET, AND, UH —
AHHHH!
THIS IS BAD, DUDE.
JUST THINK.
WHAT ELSE BESIDES A COOL CAR DID
THOSE DUDES IN THE MOVIE HAVE?
I GOT IT!
SELF-CONFIDENCE!
I MEAN, LOOK AT YOUR FACE.
WHAT'S WRONG WITH MY
FACE?
YOUR FACE IS
DESPERATE, DUDE.
FOLLOW MY LEAD.
WHOA.
DUDE, THIS ISN'T GONNA WORK.
NO HUMAN EVER MAKES THIS FACE.
HEY, WHAT'S UP?
UH, HEY.
WE WERE JUST WALKING BY AND
COULDN'T HELP BUT NOTICE HOW
CONFIDENT YOU GUYS LOOKED.
YEAH.
COULD YOU GIVE US A RIDE?
UH, SURE.
I'M RIGBY, AND THIS IS
MORDECAI.
WHAT ARE YOUR NAMES?
MY NAME'S TRASH.
SCABBATHA.
OH.
THOSE ARE PRETTY NAMES.
These girls are making me feel
uncomfortable.
WE JUST NEED THEIR
NUMBERS, MAN.
SEAL THE DEAL.
UH, SO, HOW DO YOU
GUYS FEEL ABOUT PHONES?
ARE THEY FOLLOWING US YET?
RIGHT ON TIME.
SLOW DOWN THE CAR!
HUH? WHY?
JUST DO IT!
TRASH, SCABBATHA, WHAT DO YOU
THINK YOU'RE DOING?
GET LOST, DWEEBS!
YEAH.
WE'RE HAVING FUN WITH OUR NEW
BOYFRIENDS NOW.
WHAT?
HEY, BLOODSHED, I THINK THESE
GUYS ARE LOOKING FOR TROUBLE.
I THINK SO, TOO,
MANSLAUGHTER.
BLOODSHED?
MANSLAUGHTER?
NO, NO, NO.
WE'RE NOT LOOKING FOR TROUBLE.
WE DON'T EVEN WANT YOUR
GIRLFRIENDS.
YEAH.
WE JUST WANT THEIR NUMBERS.
YOU GUYS ARE DEAD!
AAH!
SPEED UP! SPEED UP!
DUDE, I CAN'T!
THIS IS AS FAST AS IT GOES!
MAYBE ONE OF THESE
SPEEDS IT UP.
NO, DUDE!
POPS SAID NOT TO TOUCH THEM!
AAH! I'M GOING FOR IT!
AAH!
HUH?
YEAH!
TWO CAN PLAY AT THIS GAME!
AAH!
YOU JEALOUS, BOYS?
SPINE-RIPPINGLY JEALOUS.
THROAT-CHOKINGLY,
HEART-PUNCHINGLY JEALOUS.
I JUST WANTED A FREE
MEAL!
YOU DON'T THINK RIGBY
THINKS I'M DATING TUCK PACKARD,
DO YOU?
SO WHAT IF HE DOES?
A LITTLE JEALOUSY NEVER HURT
ANYONE.
DO YOU THINK IT MADE RIGBY
JEALOUS?
I HOPE SO.
CHECK IT OUT.
IT'S A PLANE.
I'M GLAD YOU GUYS ARE
JEALOUS...
'CAUSE WE GOT SOMETHING TO
TELL YOU G—
WHAT THE?
AAAAAAAAAAH!
AAAH!
GET US DOWN FROM HERE!
NO!
DON'T TOUCH THAT!
STOP HER.
HEY, STOP MESSING WITH
THOSE!
STOP IT.
OH, YOU'RE ASKING FOR IT!
MANSLAUGHTER, BLOODSHED, YOU
BONEHEADS!
THESE SCRUBS AREN'T OUR
BOYFRIENDS!
WE JUST WANTED TO MAKE YOU
APPRECIATE US MORE!
CAN YOU KILL THESE GUYS SO WE
CAN GO HOME?
BABES, REALLY?
THAT'S SO TOUCHING.
GIVE US BACK OUR GIRLFRIENDS!
UH, MORDECAI, WHAT WAS
THAT?
THAT WAS THE ENGINE, DUDE.
THE ENGINE?
AAAAAAAAAH!
THE BABES!
AAAAAAAAAAAAH!
CUT IT OUT! STOP!
OW, OW!
DUDE, DO SOMETHING!
AAAH!
ARE YOU OKAY?
YOU GUYS WERE
RIGHT.
CRUISING IS THE WORST WAY TO
PICK UP WOMEN.
OH, YOU POOR THINGS.
WE'LL BUY DINNER FOR YOU AND
THOSE GUYS, BUT CAN WE GET YOUR
NUMBER SO WE CAN RESCHEDULE FOR
TOMORROW NIGHT?
I'M PRETTY SURE WE NEED TO GO
TO THE HOSPITAL.
UM, YEAH, OF
COURSE.
NO RUSH.
I MEAN, WE JUST WANT TO MAKE
SURE THAT YOU'RE OKAY.
OF COURSE.
WE GOT A GIRL'S NUMBER!
WHAT? NO!
DUDE! WE DID!
FREE DINNER!
OH, WHAT?
YOU TRICKED US!
HEY, BUT YOU NEVER
SAID WE COULDN'T GET YOUR
NUMBERS.
AT LEAST LET US CHOOSE WHERE
TO EAT.
OKAY. WHERE?
BEST SANDWICHES IN
TOWN.
HERE YOU GO, GUYS.
UH, AREN'T YOU
GONNA EAT SOMETHING?
NO, THANKS.
WE'RE GOOD.
YEAH. WE EAT THOSE SANDWICHES
ALL THE TIME.
GOOD THING THESE ARE
FREE, 'CAUSE WE GOT TO SAVE UP
TO PAY FOR THE DAMAGES FOR POPS'
CAR.
YEAH.
LESSON LEARNED.
NO MORE CRUISING.
AND NOW BACK TO
"DIGIT JOCKEYS," FIGHTER PILOTS
WITH THE BEST GAME IN TOWN.
HEY, LADIES.
WANT TO HIT THE POOL?
DON'T EVEN THINK
ABOUT IT.
ALL RIGHT, I NEED YOU
GUYS TO PAINT OVER THE GRAFFITI
ON THE BATHROOM.
JUST MAKE SURE YOU COVER ALL OF
IT.
COVER ALL OF IT?
WHAT'D I JUST SAY?
YES! ALL OF IT.
GET BACK TO WORK.
I WOULDN'T MIND
GOING BACK TO SLEEP.
I'D LIKE TO FIND
WHOEVER DID THIS AND JUST...
I KNOW, MAN!
THEY'RE PROBABLY SITTING AROUND
SOMEWHERE, JUST LAUGHING AT US.
Muscle Man:
DO YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LIKES TO
CLEAN UP OTHER PEOPLE'S MESSES?
MY MOM!
DID YOU PAINT THIS
GRAFFITI, MUSCLE MAN?
Muscle Man: PFFT! ME?
I MAY BE AN ARTIST WHEN IT COMES
TO PRANKS, BUT I AM NO GRAFFITI
ARTIST.
WHAT IS THAT?
Muscle Man: WHAT IS WHAT?
THE ORANGE PAINT
ON YOUR HANDS.
Muscle Man: IT ISN'T PAINT,
FOOL!
IT'S FROM THE BUFFALO WINGS WE
JUST HAD FOR LUNCH.
YEAH, RIGHT!
IT'S ALL OVER YOU!
Muscle Man: HAVEN'T YOU EVER
BEEN TO WING KINGDOM?
THEY ALWAYS HOOK YOU UP WITH THE
SAUCE.
I THINK YOU DID THIS!
Muscle Man: YOU BETTER WATCH
WHO YOU'RE ACCUSING, BRO.
SHOW US YOUR
RECEIPT, THEN!
Muscle Man: WHAT?
SHOW US YOUR RECEIPT!
THAT'S IT.
BENSON!
WE KNOW WHO DID
THE GRAFFITI!
WHAT? WHO?
Muscle Man: IT'S BUFFALO
SAUCE!
SMELL IT.
I'M NOT GONNA SMELL
YOUR FINGERS, MUSCLE MAN.
JUST TELL ME THE TRUTH, AND I'LL
TAKE YOUR WORD FOR IT.
Muscle Man: BUT I AM TELLING
YOU THE TRUTH!
BENSON, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE
EVEN LISTENING TO THESE CLOW—
LOOK!
IT'S SPRAY PAINT!
CHICKEN WINGS, HUH?
Muscle Man: UH, UH, UM...
THAT'S NOT MINE!
YEAH, RIGHT.
IT WAS IN YOUR POCKET!
Muscle Man: UH... OKAY, ALL
RIGHT.
I — I WAS SPRAY-PAINTING, OKAY?
BUT... BUT...
BUT WHAT?
Muscle Man: BUT I DIDN'T DO
THE GRAFFITI.
I WAS PAINTING HI FIVE GHOST'S
RIDE ORANGE.
Hi Five Ghost: REALLY?
THEN WHY DID YOU LIE
ABOUT THE PAINT?
Muscle Man: 'CAUSE IT WAS
SUPPOSED TO BE A SURPRISE TILL
YOU GUYS RUINED IT.
HE'S LYING!
Muscle Man: NO, I'M NOT!
I'M SORRY,
MUSCLE MAN.
I'M GONNA HAVE TO ASK YOU TO
TURN IN YOUR KEYS.
Muscle Man: WHAT?
YOU HEARD ME.
Muscle Man: ARE YOU FIRING
ME, BRO?
GIVE ME YOUR KEYS.
Hi Five Ghost: IF HE GOES, I
GO, TOO.
OKAY, SEE YA.
Hi Five Ghost: AWW.
Muscle Man: THAT WAS REALLY
COOL, BRO.
YOU WANT MY KEYS, BENSON?
FINE!
BUT WE WERE GONNA QUIT THIS JOB
ANYWAYS TO FOLLOW OUR REAL
DREAMS, AND WE'RE NOT COMING
BACK NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU BEG!
COME ON, FIVES!
I JUST WANT YOU GUYS
TO KNOW THAT YOU DID A GOOD
THING TODAY.
YOU NARKED A GUY OUT AND GOT HIM
FIRED.
GOOD JOB.
WHOA.
I DIDN'T THINK HE WAS GONNA FIRE
HIM.
NEITHER DID I.
WHAT THE —
HEY, STOP!
THAT DIDN'T LOOK LIKE
MUSCLE MAN.
THAT'S BECAUSE
IT WASN'T MUSCLE MAN.
OOH.
OH, MAN.
WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?
WE HAVE TO GET
MUSCLE MAN AND HI FIVE GHOST
THEIR JOBS BACK.
BENSON, IT WASN'T
MUSCLE MAN!
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING
ABOUT?
IT WAS THIS HOODED
GUY!
WE DIDN'T SEE HIS FACE, BUT —
ALL RIGHT, I GET IT.
YOU FEEL BAD FOR GETTING
MUSCLE MAN AND HI FIVES FIRED.
IT'S OKAY.
I FEEL BAD, TOO.
DOING THE RIGHT THING IS NEVER
EASY, BUT IT'S THE RESPONSIBLE
THING TO DO.
LIKE RIGBY, WHEN YOU RATTED OUT
MORDECAI FOR PUTTING EXPIRED
MILK IN THE FRIDGE IN EXCHANGE
FOR A VIDEO-RENTAL COUPON —
THAT WAS VERY RESPONSIBLE.
BENSON, WE'RE
SERIOUS.
HE'S INNOCENT!
THAT'S ENOUGH!
WE'RE DOWN TWO MEN, AND I HAVE A
LOT TO DO!
SO DO YOU!
NO, WAIT!
NOW GET OUT OF HERE
AND GET BACK TO WORK!
HEY, SKIPS.
WHAT?
YOU COMIN' TO GET ME FIRED, TOO?
WHAT? NO, NO.
GOOD, 'CAUSE IT'S JUST
WING SAUCE.
MUSCLE MAN GOT ME HOOKED ON THIS
STUFF BEFORE YOU GOT HIM FIRED.
YEAH, ABOUT THAT,
DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT WHO
DID THE GRAFFITI?
IT COULD BE
PARK AVENUE.
PARK AVENUE?
A YOUNG GRAFFITI
ARTIST WHO'S BEEN ALL OVER
LATELY.
HE'S NOT BAD.
THAT'S PROBABLY THE
GUY WE SAW.
YOU GOT TO TELL
BENSON.
WE TRIED TO TELL
BENSON.
HE DIDN'T BELIEVE US.
THEN YOU'RE GONNA HAVE
TO CATCH HIM YOURSELVES.
BUT IT'S NOT GONNA BE EASY.
HE STRIKES WITHOUT WARNING, AND
HE VANISHES WITH THE WIND.
SAY, WHERE IS MUSCLE MAN,
ANYWAY?
FOLLOWING HIS "REAL
DREAM."
HE SAID THAT?
OH, NO.
AND NOW FOR A COMEDIAN I KNOW
YOU'RE GONNA LIKE — MUSCLE MAN!
Muscle Man: GOOD EVENING,
EVERYONE.
SO, I JUST THREW OUT MY OLD
COUCH.
IT WEIGHED ABOUT 300 POUNDS AND
SMELLED LIKE A PILE OF BUTTS.
YOU KNOW WHO ELSE SMELLS LIKE A
PILE OF BUTTS?
MY MOM!
EXCUSE ME.
I SAID, MY M—
GET OFF THE STAGE!
Muscle Man: AW, YOU JERKS ARE
JERKS!
YOU DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND
COMEDY!
Hi Five Ghost: MUSCLE MAN,
NO!
AWW, YE-AH.
NO WAY HE'S GONNA BE ABLE TO
RESIST A WHITE TRASH CAN.
WE'LL HIDE OVER THERE, AND THEN
BAM!
STRAIGHT TO JAIL!
WHAT'S THE MATTER,
PARK "LOSERNUE"?
DON'T LIKE JAIL?
YOU MISS YOUR FAMILY?
LOOKS LIKE YOUR
KIDS'LL NEVER SEE THEIR
PARK "DADENUE."
AW, WHAT?
WHY IS IT ONLY ME?
BECAUSE I'M NOT A
LOSER.
UGH, IT DOESN'T EVEN
LOOK ANYTHING LIKE ME.
DUDE, IT'S LIKE
YOU'RE LOOKING INTO A MIRROR!
SHUT UP!
THERE HE IS!
OW!
COME ON! LET'S GO!
HOW DOES HE KEEP GETTING AWAY
FROM US?
I DON'T KNOW.
IT'S LIKE HE'S JUST MESSING WITH
US OR SOMETHING.
Muscle Man: 'SUP, LAMERS?
OH.
MUSCLE MAN, HEY...
WHAT'S UP?
Muscle Man: GOOD. AWESOME.
NOT THAT WE'RE DESPERATE FOR
CASH OR NOTHING, BUT WE'RE
OFFERING A ONE-TIME DEAL ON
HI FIVES' SWEET RIDE.
HOW MUCH DO YOU WANT
FOR IT?
Muscle Man: UM, ANY... AMOUNT?
THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
I THINK WE'RE GOOD FOR NOW.
Muscle Man: FINE!
WE DON'T NEED YOUR MONEY ANYWAY!
IT PROBABLY SMELLS LIKE A PILE
OF BUTTS!
LET'S RIDE, HI FIVES.
DUDE, I FEEL
TERRIBLE.
I KNOW, BUT WE CAN'T
DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT UNLESS WE
CATCH PARK AVENUE.
HMM, HMM.
I'VE GOT A PLAN.
MUSCLE MAN, WAIT!
Muscle Man: COME CRAWLING
BACK, HUH?
DO YOU STILL HAVE
THAT CAN OF SPRAY PAINT?
UGH. NO CLASS.
CLASS THIS!
AAH!
COME ON! LET'S GO!
WHAT?
UGH, FINE.
WHAT IS THIS PLACE?
WHOA!
THERE HE IS!
IT ENDS NOW.
GET RID OF THESE GUYS.
WHAT THE —
QUICK!
MUSCLE MAN'S SPRAY PAINT!
AAH!
THAT'S A LOT HARDER THAN IT
LOOKS.
WE'VE GOT TO GET TO
THAT DOOR!
AAH!
RIGBY!
AAH, AAH!
LOOK, THERE IT IS!
COME ON!
WHERE ARE WE?
I DON'T KNOW.
IT'S LIKE THERE'S NOTHING IN
HERE.
HE'S GOT TO BE
AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE.
OW! OHH, OHH, OHH!
OHH!
AAH!
MORDECAI?
WHERE'D YOU GO?
AAH!
WHAT IS THIS STUFF?
AAH!
OHH!
DUDE, I THINK
THAT'S A TV.
OH, YEAH.
THAT LOOKS LIKE A
FUTON.
I THINK SOMEONE LIVES
HERE.
HEY! YO, YO! STOP IT!
COME ON, MAN!
NOT THE COFFEE TABLE!
KEEP PAINTING,
RIGBY!
NO, NO, NO, DON'T!
WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?
YOU PAINTED ALL OVER
THE WHOLE PARK!
YEAH, BUT THAT'S DIFFERENT,
YOU KNOW?
IT'S WHAT I DO.
MY STUFF LOOKS GOOD.
YOU, YOU'RE JUST MAKIN' A MESS!
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT!
TAKE IT EASY, TAKE IT EASY.
I'LL QUIT PAINTING THE PARK.
JUST STOP MESSING UP MY PLACE!
AND YOU'VE GOT TO
ADMIT TO OUR BOSS THAT IT WAS
YOU!
WHY?
'CAUSE OUR FRIEND
GOT FIRED FOR WHAT YOU DID!
SO WHAT?
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT!
YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT — I'M THE
ONE WHO DID IT.
I'M THE GRAFFITI ARTIST!
I'M HITTING THE WORLD WITH
KNOWLEDGE!
I'M PAINTING THE TRUTH!
I'M PAINTING REBELLION!
I'M —
I AM CALLING THE
COPS.
PSH!
THE COPS CAN'T CATCH THIS!
LATER, YOU BOURGEOIS SUCKER!
AW, MAN.
WE'RE REALLY SORRY
WE GOT YOU GUYS FIRED.
Muscle Man: YOU BETTER BE
SORRY!
PFFT! I'M JUST KIDDIN'.
WELL, YOU TWO,
WELCOME BACK TO THE PARK.
Muscle Man: WELL, I WAS
REALLY TEARING IT UP AS A
COMEDIAN, BUT SINCE YOU'RE
BEGGING...
COMEDY?
WOW! CONGRATULATIONS!
MAYBE YOU DON'T NEED THIS JOB
AFTER ALL.
Muscle Man: PLEASE GIVE ME
THE KEYS.
ALL RIGHT!
WHOO! WHOO-HOO-HOO!
ALL RIGHT, I NEED YOU
GUYS TO PAINT OVER THE GRAFFITI.
AW, WHAT?
THAT ISN'T FAIR!
HEY, YOU CAN LEAVE
ANY TIME YOU WANT, BUT UNLESS
YOU THINK YOU CAN MAKE IT AS A
STAND-UP COMEDIAN, I SUGGEST
YOU START PAINTING.
WANT TO GO TO
WING KINGDOM?