1 00:00:11,220 --> 00:00:12,330 It won't go in! 2 00:00:12,330 --> 00:00:13,670 No, dude, you're doing it wrong! 3 00:00:13,670 --> 00:00:15,080 Righty-tighty-lefty-loosey, 4 00:00:15,080 --> 00:00:17,200 not lefty-tighty-mess it up because you're a loser! 5 00:00:17,200 --> 00:00:20,240 Would you guys hurry up! It's been a whole hour! 6 00:00:20,270 --> 00:00:22,870 I can't believe you can't even put in a simple lightbulb. 7 00:00:22,920 --> 00:00:24,430 Almost got it... 8 00:00:28,510 --> 00:00:30,170 THAT'S NOT HOW YOU DO IT! 9 00:00:30,170 --> 00:00:32,170 Here, get down and hold the ladder. 10 00:00:32,450 --> 00:00:33,650 I'll do it. 11 00:00:33,890 --> 00:00:35,680 I have to do everything around here! 12 00:00:35,800 --> 00:00:38,610 Dude, Benson! What's the rush It's not like you have somewhere to be. 13 00:00:38,610 --> 00:00:40,320 Yeah, actually, I do! 14 00:00:40,320 --> 00:00:42,480 I do have a life outside of work, you know. 15 00:00:42,560 --> 00:00:44,830 Yeah, right. Where are you gonna go, Benson 16 00:00:44,850 --> 00:00:46,700 Yeah, where are you gonna go, dude 17 00:00:46,760 --> 00:00:47,990 JUST HOLD THE LADDER! 18 00:00:47,990 --> 00:00:49,740 Come on, man! Spill it! Where you gonna go 19 00:00:49,740 --> 00:00:51,740 Dude, Rigby! Leave him alone! 20 00:00:51,740 --> 00:00:53,150 Can't you tell you're annoying him 21 00:00:53,150 --> 00:00:57,730 - No, you're annoying him! - No, you're annoying him! 22 00:00:57,730 --> 00:00:58,730 You're annoying him! 23 00:00:59,160 --> 00:01:00,340 Hold the ladder! 24 00:01:04,220 --> 00:01:05,650 Benson! Benson! 25 00:01:05,650 --> 00:01:07,460 Oh man, please don't be dead! 26 00:01:08,090 --> 00:01:10,320 He's still breathing. He's just unconscious. 27 00:01:10,320 --> 00:01:11,240 What are we gonna do? 28 00:01:11,240 --> 00:01:13,070 He's totally gonna fire us when he wakes up! 29 00:01:13,070 --> 00:01:14,980 Dude, cool it! I gotta think. 30 00:01:16,640 --> 00:01:17,260 Okay. 31 00:01:17,580 --> 00:01:19,770 We only have one chance at not getting fired. 32 00:01:19,770 --> 00:01:20,960 Okay. I'll go get the shovel. 33 00:01:20,960 --> 00:01:23,820 No, dude! We gotta take him back to his place and put him in bed, 34 00:01:23,820 --> 00:01:25,820 and hope he doesn't remember that any of this happened. 35 00:01:25,820 --> 00:01:28,790 - What! That'll never work! - It's our only hope. 36 00:01:28,830 --> 00:01:31,590 Either he remembers and he fires us, or he doesn't and he doesn't. 37 00:01:31,640 --> 00:01:34,600 Either way, it's our only chance not to get fired. 38 00:01:34,720 --> 00:01:37,550 Okay. I guess that makes sense. 39 00:01:37,600 --> 00:01:38,590 Dude, hurry up! 40 00:01:39,190 --> 00:01:41,540 Maybe If I had a little help this would go faster. 41 00:01:42,790 --> 00:01:44,910 His gumballs must be made of lead! 42 00:01:45,570 --> 00:01:47,320 Okay, he's in, let's go. 43 00:01:50,630 --> 00:01:51,890 Benson! 44 00:01:54,540 --> 00:01:56,940 - Dude, he looks horrible! - Wait, I got it. 45 00:02:00,390 --> 00:02:01,710 Ugh, we're so fired. 46 00:02:01,710 --> 00:02:03,040 But he looks so chill! 47 00:02:03,110 --> 00:02:05,460 - Hey, Benson! - It's Muscle Man! 48 00:02:05,890 --> 00:02:07,040 We can't let him find out. 49 00:02:08,550 --> 00:02:10,920 Hey, I want to talk to Benson! 50 00:02:11,100 --> 00:02:12,360 Whoo, that was close! 51 00:02:14,060 --> 00:02:16,280 Wait, I want to talk! 52 00:02:17,370 --> 00:02:19,170 TALK! 53 00:02:19,760 --> 00:02:20,640 We lost him! 54 00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:24,610 Didn't you hear me calling you? 55 00:02:24,610 --> 00:02:26,250 Hey, Muscle Man. 56 00:02:26,570 --> 00:02:28,900 - How's it going? - What do you ladies care. 57 00:02:29,020 --> 00:02:32,630 Benson, I took care of those kids with the snakes like you asked. 58 00:02:32,910 --> 00:02:34,180 You ran for that. 59 00:02:34,180 --> 00:02:37,290 Oh, yeah. Thanks for the smooth jazz concert tickets. 60 00:02:37,290 --> 00:02:39,770 My date tonight is going to be extra hot! 61 00:02:39,810 --> 00:02:41,920 How did you know she was going to go crazy for it. 62 00:02:43,870 --> 00:02:46,170 It's going to be on tonight! 63 00:02:46,260 --> 00:02:48,510 - People like jazz. - Whatever, loser. 64 00:02:48,700 --> 00:02:50,780 You just don't know what the ladies like. 65 00:02:50,830 --> 00:02:51,990 Right, Benson. 66 00:02:54,090 --> 00:02:55,300 You know it! 67 00:03:00,040 --> 00:03:01,350 This is Benson's apartment. 68 00:03:01,540 --> 00:03:02,810 We're almost there, dude. 69 00:03:03,780 --> 00:03:04,890 Benson! 70 00:03:05,900 --> 00:03:09,440 Where have you been? My party started two hours ago. 71 00:03:09,440 --> 00:03:10,520 Everything okay. 72 00:03:13,310 --> 00:03:16,790 Oh, great! Come on in and join the party! 73 00:03:16,810 --> 00:03:17,470 No! 74 00:03:18,160 --> 00:03:21,530 I mean, Benson's had a pretty exhausting day at work. 75 00:03:21,580 --> 00:03:23,530 He's not really in a partying mood right now. 76 00:03:23,530 --> 00:03:24,610 Right, Benson. 77 00:03:25,160 --> 00:03:27,380 But, you said you were gonna come. 78 00:03:27,410 --> 00:03:29,540 We planned this over a month ago, remember. 79 00:03:31,630 --> 00:03:35,730 Okay. You're a busy guy and you work a lot, I understand. 80 00:03:35,890 --> 00:03:38,610 I was just really hoping you could come to my party. 81 00:03:39,080 --> 00:03:41,270 I see you walking down the hall all the time 82 00:03:41,270 --> 00:03:42,670 but I never get to talk to you. 83 00:03:43,040 --> 00:03:46,030 I thought maybe we could have a chance to get to know each other better. 84 00:03:46,820 --> 00:03:49,060 Well, see you. 85 00:03:51,520 --> 00:03:53,880 Nag nag nag! Alright, let's get him to bed. 86 00:03:53,880 --> 00:03:56,740 Wait dude, we have to take Benson to this party. 87 00:03:56,740 --> 00:03:57,750 What! Why? 88 00:03:57,750 --> 00:04:00,190 Dude. Didn't you see how disappointed that girl was? 89 00:04:00,190 --> 00:04:02,040 Benson really did have somewhere to be 90 00:04:02,040 --> 00:04:03,560 and we totally messed it up for him! 91 00:04:03,690 --> 00:04:05,020 We owe him this. 92 00:04:05,020 --> 00:04:07,020 Big deal, he's still gonna fire us. 93 00:04:07,020 --> 00:04:09,340 Dude, if we take him to the party and he wakes up, 94 00:04:09,380 --> 00:04:12,220 he'll just think he partied too hard and won't even remember what happened! 95 00:04:12,220 --> 00:04:13,640 Hey, maybe you're right! 96 00:04:13,690 --> 00:04:15,080 And there'll be witnesses too! 97 00:04:15,140 --> 00:04:16,190 Then we'll be off the hook! 98 00:04:16,190 --> 00:04:20,340 Then what do you say, Benson? You ready to party? 99 00:04:21,460 --> 00:04:24,060 I'll take that as a yes! 100 00:04:26,360 --> 00:04:27,490 Dude, I thought you had him! 101 00:04:36,900 --> 00:04:39,190 I can't believe we haven't hung out before this! 102 00:04:39,190 --> 00:04:41,190 I'm so glad you can hang out tonight. 103 00:04:44,230 --> 00:04:47,530 Yo! Yo Audrey, who's the jerkface? 104 00:04:47,530 --> 00:04:48,920 Chuck, please! 105 00:04:48,920 --> 00:04:50,930 Benson does not have the face of a jerk. 106 00:04:50,930 --> 00:04:53,210 And I can talk to whoever I want. 107 00:04:53,210 --> 00:04:55,420 We're not dating anymore, remember? 108 00:04:55,470 --> 00:04:56,660 I guess so. 109 00:04:56,660 --> 00:04:59,050 I just never knew you liked talking to losers. 110 00:04:59,510 --> 00:05:01,180 You hear that, loser 111 00:05:01,360 --> 00:05:04,230 Stop it Chuck, Benson is not a loser! 112 00:05:04,230 --> 00:05:08,040 Oh yeah. Well if he not a loser, then why is he letting me do this. 113 00:05:08,330 --> 00:05:09,810 I don't know. 114 00:05:09,810 --> 00:05:12,180 Why are you letting me poke your face like this? 115 00:05:18,610 --> 00:05:20,480 Not cool, shades. 116 00:05:20,480 --> 00:05:23,610 You think you can drop H2O on the FE and get away with it? 117 00:05:23,610 --> 00:05:24,540 The FE. 118 00:05:24,540 --> 00:05:26,700 Ever seen the periodic table, loser. 119 00:05:27,220 --> 00:05:30,910 FE is the abbreviation for iron, like my stomach. 120 00:05:30,910 --> 00:05:32,640 I'm the iron stomach! 121 00:05:36,020 --> 00:05:37,270 What's that Benson? 122 00:05:37,550 --> 00:05:40,160 You think Chuck's a chump and you're not scared? 123 00:05:40,540 --> 00:05:42,290 Really, Benson? Are you sure? 124 00:05:42,340 --> 00:05:45,110 Okay, whatever you say, you're the boss. 125 00:05:49,990 --> 00:05:52,340 Fine then. Let's dance. 126 00:05:56,560 --> 00:05:57,820 Top that. 127 00:06:14,510 --> 00:06:15,440 What's that, Benson? 128 00:06:15,440 --> 00:06:17,620 You wanna wash that down with some chili flakes? 129 00:06:32,290 --> 00:06:33,670 No way! 130 00:06:40,220 --> 00:06:44,340 Looks like the FE is just L-A-M-E! 131 00:06:45,950 --> 00:06:47,520 Go Benson! 132 00:06:47,520 --> 00:06:49,800 Fine! You think you're so hot! 133 00:06:57,460 --> 00:07:01,470 How 'bout a victory drink? I call it the Mississippi Queen. 134 00:07:02,990 --> 00:07:05,530 Mississippi Queen Why do you call it that? 135 00:07:05,650 --> 00:07:07,030 Oh, you'll find out. 136 00:07:07,090 --> 00:07:10,840 Drink it! Drink it! Drink it! Drink it! 137 00:07:10,840 --> 00:07:12,040 Bottom's up. 138 00:07:13,210 --> 00:07:14,230 What the... 139 00:07:15,900 --> 00:07:17,570 Mordecai! Rigby! 140 00:07:22,180 --> 00:07:24,900 Both of you better tell me what's going on right now or— 141 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:28,150 Oh, my stomach! 142 00:07:28,150 --> 00:07:31,140 Oh, my mouth, my mouth is on fire! 143 00:07:33,630 --> 00:07:35,160 How did I even get here. 144 00:07:35,160 --> 00:07:36,870 You mean you don't remember us knocking you out. 145 00:07:38,160 --> 00:07:39,990 - You what! - Look, Benson, 146 00:07:40,090 --> 00:07:42,490 before you say anything, we were gonna take you home, 147 00:07:42,540 --> 00:07:45,470 but then we ran into your neighbor and she really wanted you to go to her party! 148 00:07:45,480 --> 00:07:49,190 So we brought you and now you're in a huge eating match against her ex-boyfriend. 149 00:07:49,190 --> 00:07:51,120 But it's cool, 'cause you're totally beating him and— 150 00:07:51,120 --> 00:07:54,720 That's it! You guys are so unbelievably fi— 151 00:07:54,720 --> 00:08:00,100 Benson! Benson! Benson! Benson! 152 00:08:00,230 --> 00:08:02,950 Look, Benson. You could go ahead and fire us, 153 00:08:02,950 --> 00:08:06,090 or you could go out there and really impress Audrey. 154 00:08:06,140 --> 00:08:07,180 Your choice, man. 155 00:08:08,900 --> 00:08:13,660 Benson! Benson! Benson! Benson! 156 00:08:13,680 --> 00:08:15,120 Come with me. 157 00:08:25,860 --> 00:08:27,430 I'm gonna drink this! 158 00:08:30,370 --> 00:08:33,750 And so are my two buddies, Mordecai and Rigby. 159 00:08:36,280 --> 00:08:37,630 Or they're fired! 160 00:08:40,550 --> 00:08:42,330 Bottom's up, fellas. 161 00:08:42,700 --> 00:08:52,700 Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! 162 00:08:59,470 --> 00:09:01,380 That wasn't actually that bad. 163 00:09:01,400 --> 00:09:04,070 Yeah, I didn't really taste anything. 164 00:09:04,100 --> 00:09:07,860 Yo, Chuck! Your Mississippi Queen was Mississippi lame! 165 00:09:07,860 --> 00:09:09,860 Yeah, it's not even spicy at all. 166 00:09:09,860 --> 00:09:14,330 Yeah, well that's called beginner's luck. Luck. Luck. Luck. Luck... 167 00:10:22,210 --> 00:10:25,230 Feels like rush hour in my lower intestines. 168 00:10:26,050 --> 00:10:28,380 I don't think I've ever eaten so much food in my life. 169 00:10:29,380 --> 00:10:31,980 That's it. I've had it with you two. 170 00:10:31,980 --> 00:10:35,130 I can't even get knocked out without you ruining my social life 171 00:10:35,130 --> 00:10:37,320 and getting me into stupid food challenges. 172 00:10:37,320 --> 00:10:39,150 B-but Benson, we won! 173 00:10:40,120 --> 00:10:41,260 - Didn't we? - Won? 174 00:10:41,290 --> 00:10:45,060 I would've never gotten into this mess if you two weren't always messing around! 175 00:10:45,110 --> 00:10:46,420 You two are fired! 176 00:10:46,420 --> 00:10:48,230 No more chances, just get out of here. 177 00:10:48,710 --> 00:10:50,660 - Benson! Look! - What? 178 00:10:53,570 --> 00:10:54,670 What does it say? 179 00:10:54,730 --> 00:10:56,090 Yeah man, what does it say? 180 00:10:57,480 --> 00:10:58,450 Get back to work.