1 00:00:06,920 --> 00:00:09,130 I'm glad you could all join me for brunch today. 2 00:00:09,130 --> 00:00:10,400 What's the occasion? 3 00:00:10,400 --> 00:00:12,100 Do you even have to ask, Pops? 4 00:00:12,100 --> 00:00:15,170 It's to celebrate my amazing streak of good luck. 5 00:00:15,170 --> 00:00:16,270 Good luck? 6 00:00:16,270 --> 00:00:18,020 Yeah, don't you remember last night? 7 00:00:22,920 --> 00:00:25,410 You only beat me last night because of my bad luck. 8 00:00:25,410 --> 00:00:28,220 No Rigby, I only beat you because of my good luck, 9 00:00:28,220 --> 00:00:30,030 and it's that luck that makes me trust 10 00:00:30,030 --> 00:00:31,860 that we're all gonna love this restaurant 11 00:00:31,860 --> 00:00:33,980 that none of us have ever even been to. 12 00:00:39,100 --> 00:00:40,430 I don't know what any of that is, 13 00:00:40,430 --> 00:00:42,880 but with my luck, I'm sure it's gonna taste great. 14 00:00:42,880 --> 00:00:43,940 We'll take it all! 15 00:00:43,970 --> 00:00:46,570 Dig in everyone, dim sum's on me! 16 00:00:55,640 --> 00:00:57,870 That was delicious. 17 00:00:57,880 --> 00:01:00,010 Hey Rigby, where's your food? 18 00:01:00,840 --> 00:01:03,140 Food? He hasn't even brought my water yet. 19 00:01:03,140 --> 00:01:05,640 Excuse me? Here is your soup sir. 20 00:01:06,920 --> 00:01:09,470 - I didn't order soup! - Oh, I'm so sorry, 21 00:01:09,470 --> 00:01:10,720 I'll go check on your order. 22 00:01:10,720 --> 00:01:12,720 Oh my gosh, whoa, check it out. 23 00:01:14,070 --> 00:01:16,710 Yeah, I just bit into that oyster, and there it was. 24 00:01:18,540 --> 00:01:20,020 Hey, so can I pay with this? 25 00:01:20,020 --> 00:01:20,710 Oh of course, 26 00:01:20,710 --> 00:01:23,580 but I don't think we have enough money in the register to make change. 27 00:01:23,630 --> 00:01:25,200 Will you take a check? 28 00:01:25,200 --> 00:01:25,830 Sure! 29 00:01:25,910 --> 00:01:26,790 Come on! 30 00:01:27,200 --> 00:01:29,380 I'm telling ya, I can't lose! 31 00:01:30,840 --> 00:01:32,090 I gotta go dry off. 32 00:01:32,810 --> 00:01:35,140 Aw what, they're all out of towels? 33 00:01:35,150 --> 00:01:39,740 It must be your lucky day sir, the 1000th customer gets a free meal. 34 00:01:39,740 --> 00:01:41,190 All right! 35 00:01:41,260 --> 00:01:43,040 Finally, my fortune cookie's here. 36 00:01:43,040 --> 00:01:45,360 At least one good thing will come from this meal. 37 00:01:45,970 --> 00:01:48,500 Aw what? Bad luck is coming your way. 38 00:01:49,440 --> 00:01:50,740 Ugh, I can't get a break! 39 00:01:51,260 --> 00:01:52,670 What are you doing dude? 40 00:01:52,710 --> 00:01:54,460 Hey, that's Benson's cookie! 41 00:01:54,750 --> 00:01:57,420 Man, that is not cool, put it back. 42 00:01:57,420 --> 00:01:58,890 Why, Benson will never know. 43 00:01:58,890 --> 00:02:00,760 Good luck is coming your way, 44 00:02:00,820 --> 00:02:02,550 that's what I'm talking about. 45 00:02:02,550 --> 00:02:04,330 Oh, we're reading fortunes eh? 46 00:02:04,360 --> 00:02:06,250 Ok, lets see what we have here, 47 00:02:06,330 --> 00:02:08,360 probably gonna win the lottery or something. 48 00:02:08,620 --> 00:02:10,950 Bad luck is coming your way? 49 00:02:12,520 --> 00:02:14,790 Whatever, it will take more than just a slip of paper 50 00:02:14,790 --> 00:02:16,320 to break the winning streak I'm having. 51 00:02:16,360 --> 00:02:17,860 Come on, let's get out of here. 52 00:02:17,970 --> 00:02:21,220 Rigby, seriously. You need to switch those fortunes back. 53 00:02:21,220 --> 00:02:24,060 Oh come on! Benson's been having crazy good luck lately. 54 00:02:24,080 --> 00:02:25,320 He wouldn't even know the difference. 55 00:02:25,350 --> 00:02:26,910 Besides, it's just a piece of paper. 56 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:29,010 Yeah.. I guess. 57 00:02:31,140 --> 00:02:32,860 You know what would make that place better? 58 00:02:32,860 --> 00:02:35,020 Some fortunes that were actually true. 59 00:02:40,680 --> 00:02:42,190 Dude Benson, you okay? 60 00:02:42,190 --> 00:02:44,190 Yeah, I'm alright. 61 00:02:44,190 --> 00:02:45,850 Alright! It's a bus token! 62 00:02:45,900 --> 00:02:48,230 Come on guys. The bus is here. 63 00:02:50,830 --> 00:02:52,730 Sorry bro, bus is full. 64 00:02:55,200 --> 00:02:57,560 That's cool guys! I guess I'll just walk! 65 00:02:57,560 --> 00:02:59,260 I told you Benson would never notice. 66 00:02:59,300 --> 00:03:01,000 Now we can both be lucky. 67 00:03:01,090 --> 00:03:02,850 Yo punk, give us your wallet! 68 00:04:08,640 --> 00:04:10,710 High score up in here! 69 00:04:10,710 --> 00:04:11,930 Mordecai, are you seeing this? 70 00:04:11,930 --> 00:04:14,280 I'm so lucky I don't even need to look at the screen! 71 00:04:14,280 --> 00:04:16,630 In fact, I don't even need to use my hands! 72 00:04:16,650 --> 00:04:18,180 Check it! 73 00:04:24,480 --> 00:04:26,150 Ugh, I don't believe this. 74 00:04:26,150 --> 00:04:29,260 Woah dude. You got some pretty sick gaming skills. 75 00:04:29,290 --> 00:04:32,130 The kind to get you on the cover of Video Game Monthly? 76 00:04:32,170 --> 00:04:34,530 Name's Dante. I'm the magazine's lead editor. 77 00:04:34,530 --> 00:04:37,620 Today's your lucky day bro, cos I'm looking for the world's best gamer 78 00:04:37,620 --> 00:04:39,220 and you are totally it! 79 00:04:39,920 --> 00:04:41,430 Gimme a call, we'll do an interview. 80 00:04:41,520 --> 00:04:42,870 Catch 'ya on the flip side bro! 81 00:04:43,840 --> 00:04:45,230 Did you see that? 82 00:04:45,230 --> 00:04:48,140 I'm gonna be on the cover of Video Game Monthly! 83 00:04:48,140 --> 00:04:50,070 Dude, you're horrible at video games! 84 00:04:50,070 --> 00:04:51,160 You just got lucky. 85 00:04:51,160 --> 00:04:53,240 Exaactlyy! 86 00:04:53,240 --> 00:04:55,640 I should have switched fortunes with Benson years ago! 87 00:04:55,640 --> 00:04:58,230 None of that good luck is yours. It belongs to Benson. 88 00:04:58,270 --> 00:05:00,230 All this good stuff should be happening to him. 89 00:05:00,260 --> 00:05:01,750 What? No way! 90 00:05:01,760 --> 00:05:04,240 My life's never been better! I'm on a serious winning streak! 91 00:05:04,240 --> 00:05:05,090 Give it back! 92 00:05:05,090 --> 00:05:06,800 What are you doing? Hey, get off me! 93 00:05:06,800 --> 00:05:08,180 - Give me the fortune! - No! 94 00:05:08,180 --> 00:05:10,180 I'm not gonna let you ruin Benson's life. 95 00:05:10,860 --> 00:05:12,770 - Where is it? - It's not on me. 96 00:05:12,770 --> 00:05:14,710 I knew you'd try something so I hid it. 97 00:05:14,710 --> 00:05:16,780 Dude, you have to trade it back. 98 00:05:16,780 --> 00:05:19,410 Bad things are happening to Benson and it's only gonna get worse! 99 00:05:19,410 --> 00:05:20,970 What are you talking about? 100 00:05:20,970 --> 00:05:23,420 I haven't seen a single bad thing happen to Benson. 101 00:05:23,530 --> 00:05:26,430 You know what I think? I think you're just jealous. 102 00:05:26,430 --> 00:05:28,360 - Jealous? - Jealous! 103 00:05:28,360 --> 00:05:29,470 - Dude, seriously— JEALOUS! 104 00:05:29,470 --> 00:05:30,970 - Rigby! - JEALOUS OF MY LUCK! 105 00:05:30,970 --> 00:05:32,090 I'm calling Benson. 106 00:05:32,110 --> 00:05:34,670 Oh no, don't call Benson. 107 00:05:38,400 --> 00:05:41,360 The number you're calling has been disconnected. 108 00:05:42,730 --> 00:05:44,550 Ugh, forget it. I'm telling him. 109 00:05:44,600 --> 00:05:47,320 Whatever. I'm so lucky I bet he wouldn't even notice. 110 00:05:53,310 --> 00:05:55,060 Hey, have you seen the guy who use to live here? 111 00:05:55,060 --> 00:05:56,330 Oh that guy. 112 00:05:56,330 --> 00:05:58,600 Man, what a string of bad luck. 113 00:05:58,600 --> 00:06:02,660 He lost his car, his apartment, his wallet, his credit cards, his driver's license. 114 00:06:02,660 --> 00:06:03,820 Did he say where he was going? 115 00:06:03,820 --> 00:06:06,160 I just clean floors, I don't ask questions. 116 00:06:07,090 --> 00:06:09,620 Excuse me, there's a hot chick getting paper over there. 117 00:06:12,980 --> 00:06:14,190 Benson! 118 00:06:15,230 --> 00:06:16,390 Benson! 119 00:06:17,450 --> 00:06:18,920 I haven't seen him. 120 00:06:22,060 --> 00:06:23,330 Benson! 121 00:06:25,330 --> 00:06:26,880 Skips, have you seen Benson? 122 00:06:26,880 --> 00:06:29,400 He's playin' cards in my garage. 123 00:06:29,400 --> 00:06:32,430 He's convinced he can turn his luck around. 124 00:06:32,480 --> 00:06:34,630 No he can't. It's not even his luck. 125 00:06:34,630 --> 00:06:35,830 We have to stop him. 126 00:06:36,670 --> 00:06:38,450 Benson, I gotta tell you something. 127 00:06:38,480 --> 00:06:41,040 Not right now, Mordecai. I'm in the middle of a hand. 128 00:06:41,040 --> 00:06:42,510 No Benson, listen. 129 00:06:42,510 --> 00:06:44,050 You shouldn't be playing cards right now. 130 00:06:44,120 --> 00:06:46,800 Okay, so I've had a bad stretch lately. 131 00:06:46,800 --> 00:06:48,800 So my wallet and credit cards got stolen. 132 00:06:48,800 --> 00:06:50,800 So accounting lost my paycheck. 133 00:06:50,850 --> 00:06:53,350 So I can't afford to pay my rent or feed myself. 134 00:06:53,450 --> 00:06:55,530 But cards are where I'm luckiest. 135 00:06:55,550 --> 00:06:56,980 Cards are my girl. 136 00:06:57,070 --> 00:07:00,340 She's never let me down before and she won't do it this time. 137 00:07:00,340 --> 00:07:02,210 Well you gotta stop playin' now 138 00:07:02,210 --> 00:07:04,400 cos you got nothin' left to wager with. 139 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:07,260 Actually, Skips, there is one more thing. 140 00:07:11,470 --> 00:07:13,710 I just lost the park to the guy in the fanny pack. 141 00:07:15,290 --> 00:07:16,860 He's a Warlock. 142 00:07:32,760 --> 00:07:34,430 - What the? - The park! 143 00:07:34,470 --> 00:07:36,720 - What have I done? - I gotta find Rigby. 144 00:07:43,870 --> 00:07:46,090 Park! Warlock! Fanny pack! 145 00:07:46,090 --> 00:07:47,450 What was that bro? 146 00:07:53,970 --> 00:07:54,660 Rigby! 147 00:07:55,380 --> 00:07:58,000 Interview. Video Game Monthly. Can't talk. You're a loser. 148 00:08:00,140 --> 00:08:01,550 Dude! Why did you do that? 149 00:08:01,550 --> 00:08:02,700 Look out the window! 150 00:08:03,630 --> 00:08:05,750 Lucky me! 151 00:08:05,750 --> 00:08:07,800 A full house! 152 00:08:12,840 --> 00:08:13,640 Come on! 153 00:08:19,110 --> 00:08:20,560 What's going on? 154 00:08:20,640 --> 00:08:23,040 Don't you get it? It's the fortunes! 155 00:08:23,040 --> 00:08:26,900 Benson's luck is getting so bad it's gonna destroy everything, look! 156 00:08:28,660 --> 00:08:30,610 Benson! Take my hand! 157 00:08:31,400 --> 00:08:32,610 Nooooo! 158 00:08:32,610 --> 00:08:33,600 Aw, man! 159 00:08:34,600 --> 00:08:36,770 Okay, okay, I'll switch back! 160 00:08:36,770 --> 00:08:37,890 Where's the fortune? 161 00:08:37,890 --> 00:08:39,450 It's under my trampoline! 162 00:08:41,810 --> 00:08:42,830 Oh man. 163 00:08:42,850 --> 00:08:44,520 How are we supposed to get over there? 164 00:08:44,800 --> 00:08:46,770 What are you guys doing? You gotta get out of here! 165 00:08:46,900 --> 00:08:48,560 Here! Take my car! 166 00:08:53,130 --> 00:08:54,280 Give me the keys. 167 00:08:59,390 --> 00:09:00,870 Almost there! 168 00:09:08,940 --> 00:09:11,390 Benson! We gotta trade fortunes! 169 00:09:11,390 --> 00:09:14,740 Why bother? Another bad thing is just gonna happen. 170 00:09:14,740 --> 00:09:15,810 No Benson! 171 00:09:15,810 --> 00:09:18,640 All these bad things are happening because of me! 172 00:09:18,640 --> 00:09:22,280 I switched fortunes behind your back at the Chinese restaurant! 173 00:09:22,280 --> 00:09:23,070 You what? 174 00:09:23,070 --> 00:09:25,620 I was jealous of all the good luck you've been having 175 00:09:25,620 --> 00:09:27,800 so I gave you all my bad luck! 176 00:09:28,070 --> 00:09:29,490 I'm sorry. 177 00:09:42,450 --> 00:09:44,290 - Is it over? - I think so... 178 00:09:44,350 --> 00:09:45,310 Ah, good. 179 00:09:45,310 --> 00:09:47,310 Over? Nothing's over! 180 00:09:47,310 --> 00:09:48,870 You switched my fortune! 181 00:09:48,880 --> 00:09:51,350 Do you have any idea what I went through? 182 00:09:51,350 --> 00:09:52,980 Alright alright, I'm sorry! 183 00:09:52,980 --> 00:09:55,310 At least I confessed, that's gotta count for something. 184 00:09:56,390 --> 00:09:56,970 Hello? 185 00:09:57,190 --> 00:09:59,600 Yeah this is Dante from Video Game Monthly. 186 00:09:59,600 --> 00:10:02,460 Yeah uh, so looks like I gotta cancel your interview. 187 00:10:02,460 --> 00:10:03,330 Aw, what? 188 00:10:03,350 --> 00:10:05,080 Sorry, I got a new hot player here. 189 00:10:05,080 --> 00:10:06,930 He's tearing through all the records! 190 00:10:09,060 --> 00:10:12,270 You know who else is hot and tears through stuff? 191 00:10:12,330 --> 00:10:14,030 MY MOM! 192 00:10:15,820 --> 00:10:18,020 I'm telling ya, I can't lose! 193 00:10:19,560 --> 00:10:20,950 I gotta go dry off. 194 00:10:22,650 --> 00:10:24,270 Here are your fortune cookies. 195 00:10:24,430 --> 00:10:26,430 You know what's a hilarious game? 196 00:10:26,560 --> 00:10:30,080 Saying your fortunes and saying 'in the back of a car'. 197 00:10:30,890 --> 00:10:33,330 Bad luck is coming your way in the- 198 00:10:34,220 --> 00:10:35,470 That's not gonna work. 199 00:10:38,730 --> 00:10:40,850 Hey, that's Rigby's fortune! 200 00:10:40,850 --> 00:10:41,600 So? 201 00:10:41,700 --> 00:10:45,090 You're gonna be on the cover of Video Game Monthly. 202 00:10:45,180 --> 00:10:46,880 In the back of a car. 203 00:10:48,590 --> 00:10:50,330 Finally my fortune cookie's here! 204 00:10:50,380 --> 00:10:52,770 At least one good thing will come from this meal.