1 00:00:24,010 --> 00:00:26,990 Come on! You know that's not the way you're supposed to do it! 2 00:00:26,990 --> 00:00:28,620 Well, this way is totally faster. 3 00:00:28,620 --> 00:00:30,030 Yeah, cuts the time in half. 4 00:00:30,030 --> 00:00:33,270 Well you're actually cutting it in half, you idiots! 5 00:00:33,270 --> 00:00:36,610 Oh and great, you managed to break the saw in the process! 6 00:00:36,610 --> 00:00:38,710 Now we're gonna have to buy a new one! 7 00:00:41,360 --> 00:00:44,700 What are you guys doing? Soda? You can't use soda! 8 00:00:44,700 --> 00:00:45,950 Yeah, but the hose! 9 00:00:45,950 --> 00:00:49,010 Oh what, it's too hard to get the hose off the shed? 10 00:00:49,040 --> 00:00:50,070 Unbelievable! 11 00:00:50,070 --> 00:00:52,340 Well, at least it's diet. Nobody drinks that. 12 00:00:52,340 --> 00:00:53,850 I drink diet! 13 00:00:53,880 --> 00:00:56,530 Not only did you guys ruin the hose... 14 00:00:56,620 --> 00:00:57,760 Okay men, 15 00:00:57,890 --> 00:01:00,390 this is the hour of our prominence. 16 00:01:00,450 --> 00:01:03,620 On my signal, charge! 17 00:01:04,780 --> 00:01:07,570 You've GOT to be kidding me! Give me that! 18 00:01:07,610 --> 00:01:09,470 What is this, SANDPAPER? 19 00:01:09,930 --> 00:01:12,020 You're scratching up the whole thing! 20 00:01:12,050 --> 00:01:13,260 Benson, 21 00:01:13,440 --> 00:01:16,420 could you come see me for a moment please? 22 00:01:17,890 --> 00:01:19,960 Somebody's busted! 23 00:01:19,960 --> 00:01:21,100 Oh, grow up! 24 00:01:21,100 --> 00:01:24,180 B-b-b-busted, Benson's b-b-busted! 25 00:01:24,640 --> 00:01:27,200 What is it Pops? I'm in the middle of something. 26 00:01:27,290 --> 00:01:28,440 Have a seat. 27 00:01:29,720 --> 00:01:32,200 Do you know why I called you in here? 28 00:01:32,220 --> 00:01:35,500 Did you lose the colonel again? Try under your hat. 29 00:01:39,020 --> 00:01:41,900 It's a problem concerning Mordecai and Rigby. 30 00:01:41,900 --> 00:01:42,920 What else is new? 31 00:01:42,920 --> 00:01:45,010 Don't worry, Pops. I'll take care of it. 32 00:01:45,010 --> 00:01:47,160 Then we understand each other? 33 00:01:47,250 --> 00:01:48,270 Absolutely. 34 00:01:48,270 --> 00:01:51,460 I've already warned them one more screw up and they're both fired. 35 00:01:51,460 --> 00:01:54,680 But... Benson, I was referring to you. 36 00:01:54,830 --> 00:01:55,450 What? 37 00:01:55,680 --> 00:01:59,170 I'd like you to stop yelling at Mordecai and Rigby. 38 00:01:59,920 --> 00:02:00,800 You're kidding. 39 00:02:00,920 --> 00:02:02,140 Quite the opposite. 40 00:02:02,160 --> 00:02:04,920 It's too negative and bad for morale. 41 00:02:04,920 --> 00:02:05,850 What morale? 42 00:02:05,960 --> 00:02:09,070 Those slackers never do anything unless you yell at them. 43 00:02:09,080 --> 00:02:11,660 There's never a reason to yell at anyone. 44 00:02:11,660 --> 00:02:14,140 They give me a million reasons everyday. 45 00:02:14,780 --> 00:02:16,810 You just want me to be nice to them? 46 00:02:16,810 --> 00:02:20,090 You don't have to be nice- just don't yell. 47 00:02:20,820 --> 00:02:23,110 Listen, Pops, I appreciate your concern, 48 00:02:23,110 --> 00:02:24,950 but I know how to do my job. 49 00:02:24,980 --> 00:02:25,670 Benson, I think it's clear that 50 00:02:25,810 --> 00:02:31,430 my father puts me in charge of running the park when he's not around, right? 51 00:02:31,540 --> 00:02:32,480 Yes, but— 52 00:02:32,480 --> 00:02:35,250 And that means you must do what I say? 53 00:02:35,250 --> 00:02:36,340 Technically, but I— 54 00:02:36,340 --> 00:02:41,080 And I am ordering you to stop yelling at Mordecai and Rigby. 55 00:02:41,080 --> 00:02:42,860 - Pops— - Understood? 56 00:02:44,060 --> 00:02:45,400 Understood. 57 00:02:48,270 --> 00:02:49,670 So what did Pops want? 58 00:02:49,670 --> 00:02:52,350 Noth— You guys are STILL NOT— 59 00:02:53,500 --> 00:02:55,950 —guys are still not done? 60 00:02:55,980 --> 00:02:58,050 What? You told us to take it nice and easy. 61 00:02:58,100 --> 00:02:59,410 Yeah, I get it now. 62 00:02:59,410 --> 00:03:01,100 It takes time to do things right. 63 00:03:01,100 --> 00:03:02,790 You rush, you make mistakes. 64 00:03:03,140 --> 00:03:06,540 That's not the point I was trying to make. 65 00:03:06,540 --> 00:03:07,580 And then we started thinking- 66 00:03:07,580 --> 00:03:09,080 why clean something anyways? 67 00:03:09,080 --> 00:03:11,730 Dirt is a natural thing. It's like part of life you know? 68 00:03:12,700 --> 00:03:13,650 Yeah and like, 69 00:03:13,760 --> 00:03:15,050 what is a hose? 70 00:03:15,390 --> 00:03:17,200 Hose... 71 00:03:17,280 --> 00:03:18,970 Hose... 72 00:03:19,030 --> 00:03:20,750 Hose? 73 00:03:20,840 --> 00:03:21,960 Hose... 74 00:03:24,360 --> 00:03:25,380 Yeah, exactly. 75 00:03:25,450 --> 00:03:26,770 But when you turn it on... 76 00:03:28,020 --> 00:03:29,870 - Sorry. - GET OUT OF MY SIGHT! 77 00:03:30,720 --> 00:03:33,640 Benson, what did we just discuss? 78 00:03:33,670 --> 00:03:36,110 Yeah, but come on Pops. They were totally— 79 00:03:36,110 --> 00:03:38,800 Benson, I'm serious about this issue. 80 00:03:38,980 --> 00:03:42,490 Now if you yell at them again, I'm going to have to write you up. 81 00:03:44,070 --> 00:03:46,530 Okay, okay. I'll try to get it under control. 82 00:03:49,970 --> 00:03:52,260 Recite a personal mantra. 83 00:03:53,350 --> 00:03:54,120 Omm? 84 00:03:54,280 --> 00:03:56,770 What does that even mean? Next. 85 00:03:58,890 --> 00:04:01,280 Hello friend! I'm Fitch Munderson. 86 00:04:02,040 --> 00:04:03,790 And this is Kimmy. 87 00:04:03,910 --> 00:04:05,210 Okay, where's this going? 88 00:04:06,190 --> 00:04:09,310 We have a sure-fire way to help you control your anger, 89 00:04:09,310 --> 00:04:11,260 - for only sixty dollars. - Nope. 90 00:04:14,390 --> 00:04:16,790 Ugh, come on! Close! 91 00:04:27,640 --> 00:04:29,120 I guess it works. 92 00:04:33,470 --> 00:04:35,680 Hey, Benson. Have you seen the keys to the cart? 93 00:04:37,350 --> 00:04:38,490 We can't find them anywhere. 94 00:04:42,970 --> 00:04:45,620 Never mind. I think I know where they are. 95 00:04:49,450 --> 00:04:51,810 Benson! I've warned you. 96 00:04:51,860 --> 00:04:53,340 Pops, you're writing me up? 97 00:04:53,340 --> 00:04:55,570 You know what happens next, don't you? 98 00:04:55,570 --> 00:04:58,690 Of course, verbal warning, write up, fired. 99 00:04:58,750 --> 00:05:00,870 But you wouldn't fire me, Pops. 100 00:05:00,870 --> 00:05:02,870 I'll do what I must. 101 00:05:02,900 --> 00:05:06,050 What? Pops, you can't take this job away from me! 102 00:05:06,050 --> 00:05:07,160 It's all I have! 103 00:05:07,160 --> 00:05:08,710 I'm sorry, Benson. 104 00:05:08,740 --> 00:05:10,970 If you yell at Mordecai and Rigby again, 105 00:05:10,970 --> 00:05:13,050 I'll be forced to fire you. 106 00:05:17,970 --> 00:05:20,630 Jeez Benson, try counting to ten. 107 00:05:21,900 --> 00:05:23,610 Better make it a hundred. 108 00:05:24,800 --> 00:05:26,360 One, two... 109 00:05:26,450 --> 00:05:28,730 seven, eight, nine... 110 00:05:29,040 --> 00:05:34,550 75, 76, 77... 111 00:05:36,500 --> 00:05:39,140 Hey Benson! What's up? We're finally painting the shed. 112 00:05:44,290 --> 00:05:47,250 78, 79, 80, 81... 113 00:05:47,250 --> 00:05:49,140 - Dude, what's he doing? - I dunno 114 00:05:49,140 --> 00:05:51,830 But what do you think he'll do when he get to a hundred? 115 00:05:51,830 --> 00:05:55,010 88, 89, 90, 91... 116 00:05:55,130 --> 00:06:03,370 92, 93, 94, 95, 96, 97, 98, 99... 117 00:06:15,540 --> 00:06:18,370 The key to managing your anger is control. 118 00:06:18,490 --> 00:06:20,990 For example, one should never yell, 119 00:06:21,030 --> 00:06:24,210 even if it's to pass the salt. 120 00:06:31,410 --> 00:06:33,300 Pass the salt, please. 121 00:06:33,300 --> 00:06:36,510 Quiet! Benson has something he wants to say. 122 00:06:36,510 --> 00:06:38,200 Um, pass— 123 00:06:38,200 --> 00:06:39,830 Look here, son! 124 00:06:39,830 --> 00:06:43,340 You're never gonna get anything in this life if you don't yell for it! 125 00:06:43,340 --> 00:06:45,640 Pass... Pass the salt! 126 00:06:45,640 --> 00:06:47,180 Atta boy! 127 00:06:49,200 --> 00:06:52,200 Benson! You're fired! 128 00:06:52,200 --> 00:06:55,460 NO! 129 00:07:09,650 --> 00:07:11,170 Keep it together, Benson. 130 00:07:11,240 --> 00:07:13,720 You still got a whole day of work left. 131 00:07:17,400 --> 00:07:18,760 Hey buddy, are you ok? 132 00:07:18,760 --> 00:07:20,640 I'm fine! Fine! 133 00:07:24,320 --> 00:07:26,590 Almost the record, almost the record! 134 00:07:28,930 --> 00:07:30,190 Not quite the record. 135 00:07:32,900 --> 00:07:35,880 Benson, uh look, we're sorry man— 136 00:07:36,150 --> 00:07:37,030 No... 137 00:07:37,030 --> 00:07:38,990 Aw man, here it comes. 138 00:07:38,990 --> 00:07:41,270 I'm not gonna yell. 139 00:07:43,070 --> 00:07:44,360 Sweet! 140 00:07:44,360 --> 00:07:49,350 I'm not... gonna... yell. 141 00:07:59,730 --> 00:08:01,610 Benson, are you o— 142 00:08:07,270 --> 00:08:08,490 What the? 143 00:08:23,090 --> 00:08:25,050 - What happened? - I don't know! 144 00:08:25,060 --> 00:08:27,520 Benson saw us crash the cart, and instead of laying into us, 145 00:08:27,520 --> 00:08:28,760 he said he wasn't gonna yell! 146 00:08:28,790 --> 00:08:30,330 And then he turned into THAT! 147 00:08:31,330 --> 00:08:33,330 He's holding all of his anger in. 148 00:08:33,330 --> 00:08:36,180 - Why would he do that? - Because of me! 149 00:08:36,180 --> 00:08:36,860 What? 150 00:08:36,970 --> 00:08:41,710 I told him that if he didn't stop yelling at you two, I would fire him. 151 00:08:41,710 --> 00:08:43,830 Pops. You can't do that. 152 00:08:43,840 --> 00:08:46,460 But I am technically his boss. 153 00:08:46,460 --> 00:08:49,440 Pops, you can't make him bottle up his anger like that. 154 00:08:49,640 --> 00:08:52,170 You gotta get him to yell at you guys. 155 00:08:52,170 --> 00:08:53,240 Not a problem. 156 00:08:53,260 --> 00:08:56,580 Hey, Benson! You're a sorry excuse for a manager! 157 00:08:56,580 --> 00:08:59,080 Yeah, you nasal-voiced, loser-loner! 158 00:08:59,080 --> 00:09:01,860 Go back to nice school and learn how to have a personality! 159 00:09:01,860 --> 00:09:02,850 And guess what! 160 00:09:02,850 --> 00:09:06,070 We're the ones that keep sending pizzas to your apartment! 161 00:09:06,070 --> 00:09:08,680 And we're the ones who switched the detregent with coffee. 162 00:09:11,590 --> 00:09:13,800 Dude! It's just making it worse! 163 00:09:13,800 --> 00:09:16,410 Pops, you have to tell Benson it's okay to yell at us! 164 00:09:16,410 --> 00:09:20,430 I can't! There's never a reason to yell at people! 165 00:09:20,430 --> 00:09:22,180 Pops! Look around! 166 00:09:22,180 --> 00:09:25,250 The park is disintegrating, and Benson's gonna explode! 167 00:09:28,630 --> 00:09:30,210 Pops! Do something! 168 00:09:31,990 --> 00:09:35,640 Benson, I need you to yell at Mordecai and Rigby! 169 00:09:35,740 --> 00:09:38,580 But if I yell, you'll fire me. 170 00:09:38,580 --> 00:09:40,790 Forget what I said, Benson! 171 00:09:40,790 --> 00:09:44,910 If you don't yell at Mordecai and Rigby right now, 172 00:09:44,920 --> 00:09:47,280 you're fired! 173 00:09:52,410 --> 00:09:55,320 YOU LAZY NO-GOOD SLACKERS DRIVE ME NUTS, 174 00:09:55,320 --> 00:09:58,390 CAN'T YOU JUST LISTEN TO ME ONCE IN YOUR WORTHLESS LIVES? 175 00:09:58,390 --> 00:09:59,290 'CAUSE IF YOU DID 176 00:09:59,290 --> 00:10:02,350 YOU'D SEE THAT I'M TRYING TO TEACH YOU SOME SIMPLE RESPONSIBILITY, 177 00:10:02,350 --> 00:10:04,910 SOME PRIDE IN YOUR WORK AND A JOB WELL DONE! 178 00:10:04,940 --> 00:10:06,910 BUT YOU WOULDN'T KNOW A JOB WELL DONE 179 00:10:06,910 --> 00:10:09,000 IF YOU PAID SOMEONE TO DO IT FOR YOU, 180 00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:11,620 AND EVEN THEN YOU'D SCREW IT ALL UP ON THE ACCOUNT 181 00:10:11,620 --> 00:10:14,900 THAT YOU CAN'T EVEN FOLLOW THE SIMPLEST OF INSTRUCTIONS, 182 00:10:14,900 --> 00:10:18,070 WORRYING MORE ABOUT LOOKING COOL THAN DOING YOUR JOB! 183 00:10:28,510 --> 00:10:31,600 Benson! Benson, are you alright? 184 00:10:31,600 --> 00:10:32,640 Yeah, I'm fine. 185 00:10:32,780 --> 00:10:35,440 Sorry things got so out of control, Pops. 186 00:10:35,440 --> 00:10:37,030 It was my mistake. 187 00:10:37,040 --> 00:10:41,120 From now on, I'll leave park managing to the park manager. 188 00:10:41,140 --> 00:10:44,620 Though, I do wish you wouldn't yell at Mordecai and Rigby so much. 189 00:10:44,750 --> 00:10:45,840 Let me give it a shot. 190 00:10:46,600 --> 00:10:48,120 Hey, Mordecai and Rigby. 191 00:10:49,480 --> 00:10:51,730 Clean this mess up, or you're fired. 192 00:10:58,240 --> 00:10:58,870 What? 193 00:10:59,380 --> 00:11:01,180 - What are they laughing at? - What?