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Man, last night was the best. The best.

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Yeah, it was pretty fun.

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I mean, Margaret and Eileen over for "Game Night,"

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and nothing went wrong.

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No space portals, no video demons, nobody got hurt.

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Except for Eileen and I whipping your butts.

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Whatever, I had fun.

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Dude, come on, help out.

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Benson's not going to let us have people over anymore

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if we leave this place a mess.

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And put down my new phone before you break it.

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Ok, just a sec.

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I'm making you a new custom wallpaper.

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All right, I'm going to take this stuff to dump.

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You mean you're going take that trash to your face.

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Gimme my phone.

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You're lucky I'm in a good mood from last night.

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A-hanging with Margaret just-a feels so good

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like I knew it would.

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Laughing together and-a having a blast.

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And I hope it lasts forever.

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I can't believe how hot she is.

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Makes my insides feel like knotted twists.

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Her pretty face and those long, long legs,

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and I hope someday we are more than just friends!

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Oh, Margaret. Oh Margaret!

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I love it when you stand or sit right next to me.

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Can't you see?

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Your future with me is brighter than the ocean...

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What? "Brighter than the ocean?"

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If you are satisfied with your message, press 1.

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To delete or re-record your message, press 2.

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No! No! No! Delete! delete! Delete!

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Message sent. Goodbye.

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Oh, my...

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Rigby!

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Dude, its over! She's never gonna talk to me again!

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- Who? - Margaret!

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I was singing about her in the cart, and it recorded it to her voicemail!

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Why did you call her in the first place?

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I sat on my phone. It was an accident!

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You butt dialed her?

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She must think I'm a total loser!

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Come on! It can't be THAT bad!

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I sang a song about how hot she was,

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and how I wanted us to be together forever.

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Okay, that's really bad. But we can fix it!

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I'll just call her, and say the message was for someone else!

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Dude, no! That'll make it even worse!

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Hi, this is Margaret...

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Hey Margaret.

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I'm at work right now, so leave a message after the beep.

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She's still at work.

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Which means she hasn't checked her voicemail yet!

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Dude... we have to get to her phone and erase that message.

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Okay, there she is.

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Oh no!

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Burned!

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She saw that you left a message, and didn't even CHECK it!

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- That's cold, man. - Shut up.

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Okay, I'll go in and start talking to her.

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You go in through the side,

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go underneath the table behind her, and swipe her phone.

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Love it! These hands were MADE for swiping!

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Margaret!

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Oh, hey Mordecai! How's it going?

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Oh, you know. Good.

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Good...

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Hey, I had a really fun time last night.

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Oh yeah? Yeah, yeah, Me too!

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Yeah, you know, I thought we made a good team, you and me.

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Uh huh?

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We should do it again soon!

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Or, you know,

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it doesn't have to be a game night necessarily, with other people, or anything.

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It could be... whatever or...

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Yeah, right. RIGHT!

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Righhhhht...

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Well, just let me know.

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I'm pretty much up for anything. Sorry!

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HEY!

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Dude! What are you doing?

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- There was a bug! - What?

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I got it!

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Rigby! Where did you-

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Oh no! My phone!

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Wait, YOUR phone?

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Yeah, Eileen told me to watch for calls while she was in the bathroom.

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Oh, here.

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Gee, thanks...

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Wait, so, can I borrow YOUR phone then?

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Oh, I don't know where I left it. Maybe in my car, or something?

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I can go check if you want.

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Oh, no no! We can get it.

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You're still working and all, so...

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Yeah, give us the keys!

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Okay, that's cool.

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I'm almost done with my shift, so I'll just meet you out there.

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Cool!

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It's gotta be in here somewhere!

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Dude, just butt dial her phone again,

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and then we can hear where it's ringing from!

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Dude, shut... Actually, that's a good idea!

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It's ringing. Do you hear it?

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- Hello? - POPS?

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Mordecai, hello!

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I was just eating this frozen ice lolly,

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when all of the sudden, this magical telephone thing started ringing!

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Margaret must have left her phone at the house last night!

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Ask him what flavor he is eating!

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Pops, stay where you are, don't move, got it?

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Oooh, I love this game!

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Okay, we need to get back to the house before-

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Hey guys! Did you find my phone?

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Yeah, back at the house!

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Great! I'll go pick it up!

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No! We can get it for you!

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I mean, the park is so far out of your way!

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I don't mind.

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Besides, I'm the one that left it there!

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Fine. We'll see you there!

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Okay, I'll see you...

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there?

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Dude! Slow down!

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No, she can't hear that message!

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Then take the shortcut!

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Thanks Pops!

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One new voice message.

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Please input password.

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PASSWORD?

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Coffee!

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Incorrect. You have one more attempt.

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Dude, hurry!

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What could it be?

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Music! She likes Fist Pump!

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Incorrect. You have no more attempts.

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Any further attempts will be penalized.

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Dude! She's almost here! Try something!

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Too many attempts. You will now be penalized.

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Wait, what?

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Did I win?

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Get up.

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What the?

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Where are we?

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You have landed in the Virtual Messaging Control Center.

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We are the keepers of the voice mail.

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Guardians of all messages throughout history.

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Because of your excessive attempts,

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you have violated password law,

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and you are charged for trying to hack into someone's account.

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What? I didn't think that warning was real!

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Oh, it's very real!

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Burn them! Burn them!

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Settle down, we're not going to burn them.

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Since when have we burned anybody?

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We will erase them... from existence.

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What?

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Oh, Margaret, hello!

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Hey Pops! I came to pick up my phone.

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Oh, so it was YOUR phone that Mordecai and Rigby got sucked into?

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Sure...

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so, have you seen my phone?

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Yes, yes, come in, come in!

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Wait, wait, wait, wait!

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We can explain!

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Proceed with your message.

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Okay, so I accidentally recorded this message on a girl, Margaret's phone.

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Yeah, and we were just trying to delete it before she heard it!

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But why not let this person hear the message?

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Because HE'LL die of embarrassment!

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Embarrassment?

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Yeah, look.

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Margaret and I have a really complicated relationship, okay?

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Relationship?

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We don't have time for this!

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Can you please delete the message?

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- It's over there! - Thanks, Pops!

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Oh, hey. I have a message!

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Someone is accessing the voice mail system.

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Oh no.

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Please, I'm begging you, please delete that message!

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Input Password.

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Saw that one coming.

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Phone user!

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Uh, yes? Hello? Who is this?

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We intercepted two frauds attempting to

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access your voicemail without your permission.

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The one who claims to have a complicated relationship with you.

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Don't listen to them, Margaret!

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Yeah, these guys are crazy!

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Mordecai? Rigby?

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Wait, you tried to hack into my phone?

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It was an accident!

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We didn't know it was YOUR phone!

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Yeah, right!

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Well, we did know, but...

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But what? I can't believe you would do something like that!

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I TOTALLY misjudged you!

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Dude, just come clean already.

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Okay, look.

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So I sat on my phone, and accidentally-

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He called you with his butt!

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Yeah.

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So I accidentally left you a voicemail with me singing this dumb song.

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It is really embarrassing.

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So we tried to erase it before you heard it.

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You what? I want to hear the message!

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Wait, Margaret! Please!

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No, I want to hear it.

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Play the message!

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New message.

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A-hanging with Margaret just-a feels so good

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like I knew it would.

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Laughing together and-a having a blast.

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And I hope it lasts forever! - Oh, Geez!

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I can't believe how hot she is!

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Makes my insides feel like knotted twists!

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Her pretty face and those long, long legs.

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And I hope someday, we are more than just friends!

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It's worse than I thought!

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Shut up!

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Do you remember last night when our hands touched?

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We were grabbing for the dice and you were laughing and such...

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Not bad!

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then take a chance on me.

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And maybe then you'll see how perfect we can be.

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Together you and me for all eternity!

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Please just erase me.

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Okay. Maybe that's a long, long time.

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But a guy can dream, can't I?

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Okay, stop! I heard enough!

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Like knotted twists?

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That's TOO good!

234
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At least she doesn't hate you!

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Would you like us to erase these hackers now?

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Nah. I think they learned their lesson!

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Very well. You're free to go.

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But you could stay if you'd like.

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We're thinking of forming a band!

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Oh, yeah, we'll give you a call.

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Cool, just leave a message, and we'll get it.

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Oh wait. I didn't give them my number...

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Hooray! Good show!

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Hey. HEY! We made it! Thanks, Margaret!

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No problem!

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Yeah, thanks Margaret!

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Sure thing!

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Hey, Pops. I need to show you something in the other room.

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I love being shown things!

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So...

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So.

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So, you could go ahead and delete the message now.

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Oh, no! That song is WAY to good to lose!

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What? Come on!

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No actually, I'm going to set it to be your personal ringtone.

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You're kidding, right?

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Nope. That way I can hear you singing every time you call me.

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So you better call me!

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Okay!

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I'll try to call you with my fingers next time,

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and not my butt!

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Rad.