1 00:00:05,380 --> 00:00:07,480 You'll never take me, Easton! 2 00:00:07,480 --> 00:00:09,830 You put me in jail, I'll just escape! 3 00:00:09,830 --> 00:00:11,950 Escape this, Manetti. 4 00:00:14,840 --> 00:00:16,970 Dude, didn't he flip a car in the last episode? 5 00:00:16,970 --> 00:00:18,730 He flips a car in every episode. 6 00:00:18,760 --> 00:00:22,040 "Hey, bus full of grade schoolers, learn this." 7 00:00:27,370 --> 00:00:29,920 Hey, come on you two, you're supposed to be working. 8 00:00:29,920 --> 00:00:30,930 We're on our lunch break. 9 00:00:30,970 --> 00:00:32,390 Uh yeah, what he said. 10 00:00:32,400 --> 00:00:35,170 Yeah, it really looks like you're eating up a storm there. 11 00:00:35,170 --> 00:00:36,280 Come on, let's go. 12 00:00:37,370 --> 00:00:38,980 Yeah, yeah, we're going. 13 00:00:39,090 --> 00:00:39,960 Wait, look. 14 00:00:39,960 --> 00:00:42,990 Only once every thousand years does an eating challenge 15 00:00:42,990 --> 00:00:46,080 appear with the ability to blow everyone away. 16 00:00:47,120 --> 00:00:50,750 The Eggscellent Challenge is that challenge. 17 00:00:50,790 --> 00:00:55,540 Twelve eggs, chili, cheese, biscuits and a fruit bowl. 18 00:00:56,100 --> 00:00:59,280 Finish in under an hour and your party eats for free. 19 00:00:59,280 --> 00:01:02,270 And you win this hat that says "I'm Eggscellent" on it. 20 00:01:02,270 --> 00:01:02,970 That's right, 21 00:01:02,970 --> 00:01:06,330 finish the omelet and get the coolest hat ever invented for free. 22 00:01:06,470 --> 00:01:08,600 Many have tried, none have succeeded, 23 00:01:08,600 --> 00:01:12,740 could you be the first to slay the dragon and be eggscellent. 24 00:01:14,500 --> 00:01:16,890 Dude, we have to win that hat. 25 00:01:17,020 --> 00:01:18,340 Yeah, right. 26 00:01:18,500 --> 00:01:20,470 Dude, did you see the size of that omelet? 27 00:01:20,490 --> 00:01:22,290 No one will ever win that hat. 28 00:01:22,290 --> 00:01:23,320 Aw come on! 29 00:01:23,320 --> 00:01:25,190 Did you see how awesome that hat was? 30 00:01:25,190 --> 00:01:26,340 It was a net hat. 31 00:01:26,340 --> 00:01:28,050 Dude, those aren't even cool anymore. 32 00:01:28,050 --> 00:01:30,200 Yes they are! Truckers wear them all the time. 33 00:01:30,200 --> 00:01:33,190 It's got air holes in the back to keep a cross breeze going and everything. 34 00:01:33,190 --> 00:01:34,630 Alright, fine it's cool. 35 00:01:34,630 --> 00:01:36,200 But seriously a twelve egg omelet, 36 00:01:36,200 --> 00:01:37,590 why don't you just buy the hat? 37 00:01:37,590 --> 00:01:39,180 That doesn't make a cool story. 38 00:01:39,180 --> 00:01:41,180 Hey, where'd you get that hat? I bought it. 39 00:01:41,180 --> 00:01:43,250 Why does it say "I'm Eggscellent" on it? 40 00:01:43,250 --> 00:01:45,780 Oh it doesn't matter cause I just payed for it with money! 41 00:01:45,870 --> 00:01:50,620 Plus why would you buy it anyway when you can get it for free? 42 00:01:50,620 --> 00:01:52,500 Yeah but the omelet probably costs more than... 43 00:01:52,500 --> 00:01:53,150 Dude forget it! 44 00:01:53,170 --> 00:01:55,180 You wanna order a measly two egg breakfast, 45 00:01:55,180 --> 00:01:56,430 that's fine by me. 46 00:01:56,470 --> 00:01:58,280 But when you finish and you're still hungry, 47 00:01:58,280 --> 00:02:00,980 don't come crying to me cause I ain't sharin'. 48 00:02:00,980 --> 00:02:02,340 - Yeah but... - Shubaboo! 49 00:02:02,340 --> 00:02:03,390 - But... - Sleepypoo! 50 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:06,550 Alright, fine. We'll go to that stupid restaurant, 51 00:02:06,570 --> 00:02:08,000 I hate it when you talk like that. 52 00:02:08,120 --> 00:02:09,140 Maybe we. 53 00:02:10,990 --> 00:02:11,900 Have you decided? 54 00:02:11,910 --> 00:02:15,230 Uh I'll take the Eggs Benedict and an orange juice. 55 00:02:15,290 --> 00:02:17,730 And I'll have the Eggscellent Challenge. 56 00:02:18,420 --> 00:02:20,930 I wouldn't recommend the Eggscellent Challenge, 57 00:02:20,930 --> 00:02:22,670 it's more of a promotional item. 58 00:02:22,670 --> 00:02:25,180 Yeah, and it's the only reason we're here so... 59 00:02:25,180 --> 00:02:27,590 - Sir, I-it's really just... - OK hold on, hold on. 60 00:02:27,590 --> 00:02:28,720 I'm confused. 61 00:02:28,740 --> 00:02:31,410 - I'm the customer right? - Well, yes. 62 00:02:31,510 --> 00:02:33,100 What does the sign say over there? 63 00:02:34,040 --> 00:02:36,170 The customer is always right. 64 00:02:36,190 --> 00:02:38,340 - And what am I? - The customer. 65 00:02:38,340 --> 00:02:40,840 - And the sign? - Sir, please. 66 00:02:40,950 --> 00:02:42,050 Say it. 67 00:02:42,050 --> 00:02:44,550 The customer is always right. 68 00:02:50,700 --> 00:02:52,700 - What would you like sir? - Bring me the omelette. 69 00:02:51,280 --> 00:02:52,810 Dude, you're allergic to eggs? 70 00:02:52,810 --> 00:02:56,050 I thought if I ate really fast, maybe I wouldn't notice. 71 00:02:56,260 --> 00:02:58,540 I just really wanted that hat. 72 00:02:58,910 --> 00:02:59,880 Did I win it? 73 00:02:59,910 --> 00:03:02,150 Dude, you didn't even come close. 74 00:03:02,150 --> 00:03:05,210 Mordecai, promise me that whatever happens, 75 00:03:05,380 --> 00:03:06,930 you'll get me that hat. 76 00:03:06,960 --> 00:03:08,560 - What? - Please, 77 00:03:09,050 --> 00:03:11,830 just promise you'll get the hat for me. 78 00:03:12,050 --> 00:03:13,770 Okay, I promise. 79 00:03:13,770 --> 00:03:15,230 You're a good friend. 80 00:03:16,210 --> 00:03:18,050 Rigby? RIGBY! 81 00:03:19,250 --> 00:03:19,900 WAKE UP! 82 00:03:19,960 --> 00:03:22,290 Get back! Punch it, we're losing him! 83 00:03:27,700 --> 00:03:29,340 Your friend Rigby is in a coma 84 00:03:29,340 --> 00:03:31,980 because of an allergic reaction his body had to the eggs. 85 00:03:31,980 --> 00:03:34,510 Unfortunately, due to the large quantity of eggs that he consumed, 86 00:03:34,510 --> 00:03:37,130 there's a strong chance that he may never wake up again. 87 00:03:37,130 --> 00:03:38,640 Is there anything we can do? 88 00:03:38,780 --> 00:03:41,010 All we can do is wait. I'm sorry. 89 00:03:43,180 --> 00:03:45,760 Well, I hope you've learned something from all of this. 90 00:03:45,760 --> 00:03:46,290 What? 91 00:03:46,390 --> 00:03:49,040 Maybe if you've been working like you were supposed to, 92 00:03:49,040 --> 00:03:50,330 none of this would've happened. 93 00:03:52,610 --> 00:03:54,310 Mordecai, what are you doing? 94 00:03:54,310 --> 00:03:55,420 What's your problem? 95 00:03:55,420 --> 00:03:57,060 This has nothing to do with work! 96 00:03:57,060 --> 00:03:58,290 He just wanted the hat! 97 00:03:58,290 --> 00:03:59,670 And look where it got him! 98 00:03:59,670 --> 00:04:02,480 Your friend over there is only going to get you into trouble! 99 00:04:02,610 --> 00:04:05,120 Right, take advice from Benson about friends, 100 00:04:05,120 --> 00:04:06,780 since you've got soooo many of 'em. 101 00:04:06,780 --> 00:04:08,440 - I have friends. - No, you don't. 102 00:04:08,520 --> 00:04:10,880 Everyone only hangs out with you because you're our boss! 103 00:04:10,880 --> 00:04:12,680 Rigby only wanted to try and win a hat. 104 00:04:12,680 --> 00:04:14,970 He doesn't deserve to be in a coma because of it. 105 00:04:15,220 --> 00:04:16,340 Where are you going? 106 00:04:16,350 --> 00:04:17,820 Back to the restaurant. 107 00:04:17,820 --> 00:04:18,420 Why? 108 00:04:18,490 --> 00:04:21,340 Because I made a promise to Rigby and I'm gonna keep it. 109 00:04:21,340 --> 00:04:23,900 That's what friends do for each other. 110 00:04:26,210 --> 00:04:27,590 Awkward. 111 00:04:28,210 --> 00:04:29,830 What do you mean it's not for sale? 112 00:04:29,830 --> 00:04:32,300 I mean it's not for sale. 113 00:04:32,340 --> 00:04:34,580 Look, my friend really wanted this hat, 114 00:04:34,580 --> 00:04:36,950 and now he's in a coma from trying to finish your challenge. 115 00:04:37,180 --> 00:04:39,460 Come on, you've got to be able to make an acception. 116 00:04:39,460 --> 00:04:43,000 Sir, I'm sorry about your friend. Really, I am, 117 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:45,810 but I can't just sell you the hat. 118 00:04:45,840 --> 00:04:47,610 It's out of my control. 119 00:04:48,840 --> 00:04:50,190 Then give me the omelette. 120 00:04:50,290 --> 00:04:52,190 Sir, please don't. 121 00:04:52,190 --> 00:04:53,880 Give me the omelette. 122 00:04:56,610 --> 00:04:57,110 Go! 123 00:05:04,650 --> 00:05:05,990 Time is up, sir. 124 00:05:07,690 --> 00:05:08,820 Sell me the hat. 125 00:05:08,860 --> 00:05:12,310 I'm sorry sir. The hat is not for sale. 126 00:05:15,060 --> 00:05:16,500 Forget this place. 127 00:05:20,360 --> 00:05:23,150 I'm sorry Rigby, I couldn't do it. 128 00:05:26,040 --> 00:05:27,560 What are you doing here? 129 00:05:27,630 --> 00:05:30,270 Look, I'm sorry for what I said earlier. 130 00:05:30,270 --> 00:05:33,110 It was a stupid thing to say, and I didn't mean it. 131 00:05:34,080 --> 00:05:34,800 Yeah. 132 00:05:34,880 --> 00:05:37,980 You know, there might be a way to win that hat. 133 00:05:38,030 --> 00:05:40,160 What? What are you talking about? 134 00:05:40,160 --> 00:05:41,310 Tell him Skips. 135 00:05:41,350 --> 00:05:45,530 A long time ago, I knew a guy by the name of Jonathan Kimble. 136 00:05:45,620 --> 00:05:48,440 He used to work in park and just like Rigby, 137 00:05:48,460 --> 00:05:50,560 he was obsessed with the hat. 138 00:05:50,780 --> 00:05:53,160 His drive for the hat was relentless. 139 00:05:53,300 --> 00:05:55,620 Breakfast Lunch, Dinner. 140 00:05:55,990 --> 00:05:58,730 The omelet was the only thing he would ever eat. 141 00:05:58,960 --> 00:06:02,580 He kept a journal, and kept tracking every advantage he could find 142 00:06:02,580 --> 00:06:04,630 that would help him on his quest for the hat. 143 00:06:07,880 --> 00:06:10,800 One day, he was really excited. 144 00:06:10,930 --> 00:06:14,550 He just kept saying, "I figured it out! I figured it out!" 145 00:06:14,720 --> 00:06:18,040 He left to attempt it, but he never came back. 146 00:06:19,180 --> 00:06:20,890 So, what happened? 147 00:06:20,910 --> 00:06:21,770 I don't know. 148 00:06:21,770 --> 00:06:23,810 What do you mean? Didn't you go to the restaurant? 149 00:06:23,810 --> 00:06:24,910 None of us did. 150 00:06:25,050 --> 00:06:26,990 He failed so many times, 151 00:06:26,990 --> 00:06:28,780 none of us thought he would ever do it. 152 00:06:28,780 --> 00:06:30,740 Why are you guys telling me all this? 153 00:06:30,740 --> 00:06:33,320 Because, we got his notebook out of his old locker. 154 00:06:33,600 --> 00:06:35,880 It looks like he figured out how to finish the omelet. 155 00:06:36,090 --> 00:06:37,880 If you're willing to take the risk, 156 00:06:37,910 --> 00:06:39,600 you could win the hat for Rigby. 157 00:06:40,580 --> 00:06:41,690 Let's do this. 158 00:07:41,740 --> 00:07:43,130 This isn't gonna be easy. 159 00:07:43,180 --> 00:07:45,590 Just stick to the training. You can do it. 160 00:07:46,520 --> 00:07:48,940 Hey Benson, sorry about what I said before. 161 00:07:48,980 --> 00:07:50,810 Even though you're a jerk most of the time, 162 00:07:50,860 --> 00:07:52,070 you're still a good friend. 163 00:07:52,100 --> 00:07:54,870 Just get in there and win that stupid hat for Rigby. 164 00:08:01,180 --> 00:08:03,300 Good morning sir. Are you ready to order? 165 00:08:03,490 --> 00:08:05,670 The Eggscellent challenge please. 166 00:08:06,240 --> 00:08:08,990 Sir, while I am contractually bound 167 00:08:08,990 --> 00:08:11,640 by the laws of this restaurant to bring you the omelet, 168 00:08:11,740 --> 00:08:14,180 I highly suggest ordering something else. 169 00:08:14,200 --> 00:08:15,380 Bring me the omelet. 170 00:08:19,160 --> 00:08:21,100 - Good luck. - Thanks. 171 00:08:26,480 --> 00:08:27,930 No, don't. 172 00:08:29,450 --> 00:08:30,820 Let him finish. 173 00:08:33,760 --> 00:08:35,240 Step aside. 174 00:08:35,260 --> 00:08:37,510 Why don't you make us bro? 175 00:08:39,080 --> 00:08:41,020 Keep them away from Mordecai! 176 00:09:04,780 --> 00:09:07,600 Sorry, sir, time is... up? 177 00:09:09,430 --> 00:09:10,240 Oh, no. 178 00:09:10,550 --> 00:09:12,170 We were only trying to help! 179 00:09:12,170 --> 00:09:12,750 What? 180 00:09:19,720 --> 00:09:20,730 What the...? 181 00:09:21,970 --> 00:09:23,030 Where am I? 182 00:09:23,030 --> 00:09:27,760 You have made it to the final test of the Eggscellent Challenge. 183 00:09:27,760 --> 00:09:30,640 Choose your prize, but take heed, 184 00:09:30,640 --> 00:09:34,700 for if you choose incorrectly, you will die. 185 00:09:37,370 --> 00:09:38,900 Jonathan Kimble... 186 00:09:43,190 --> 00:09:46,150 How am I gonna choose? Which one is it? 187 00:09:46,150 --> 00:09:48,990 It was a net hat. Truckers wear them all the time. 188 00:09:48,990 --> 00:09:52,070 It's got air holes in the back to keep a cross breeze going and everything! 189 00:09:52,510 --> 00:09:54,090 That looks like the hat of a trucker. 190 00:10:01,760 --> 00:10:05,230 Your choice... is eggscellent! 191 00:10:17,290 --> 00:10:19,220 You won the hat for me. 192 00:10:19,320 --> 00:10:22,040 Yeah man, but I couldn't have done it without some help. 193 00:10:22,120 --> 00:10:23,620 Thanks guys. 194 00:10:24,050 --> 00:10:25,050 LOOK! 195 00:10:26,430 --> 00:10:28,680 - Do you like steak? - Yeah! 196 00:10:28,680 --> 00:10:31,570 Well then come on down to the Steak Universe. 197 00:10:32,510 --> 00:10:33,750 If you and a friend can finish 198 00:10:33,750 --> 00:10:36,200 our 96 ounce steak and eggs in under an hour, 199 00:10:36,200 --> 00:10:40,190 we'll give you 2 free t-shirts that say 'Raise the Steaks'. 200 00:10:40,190 --> 00:10:42,470 RAISE THE STEAKS! Free. 201 00:10:42,590 --> 00:10:44,310 So remember, when you need steak, 202 00:10:44,310 --> 00:10:46,830 come on down to the Steak Universe. 203 00:10:46,830 --> 00:10:49,340 Dude, I'll eat the steak if you eat the eggs. 204 00:10:49,340 --> 00:10:52,100 Do you think if we take that hat off him, he'll go back into a coma? 205 00:10:52,100 --> 00:10:53,740 Only one way to find out. 206 00:10:53,740 --> 00:10:54,790 No!