1 00:00:11,678 --> 00:00:21,678 Good, you're all here. As you probably already know, today marks five years I've worked at the park. So in honor of me, we're eating at Fry it Up at 8:00! 2 00:00:21,681 --> 00:00:24,241 Oh, no can do, Muscle Man. 3 00:00:24,241 --> 00:00:25,601 What? Why not? 4 00:00:25,601 --> 00:00:27,622 We already made plans with Margaret and Eileen. 5 00:00:27,622 --> 00:00:36,564 Pssh, your loss, bro. While you're striking out with some chicks, we'll be scoring some wings! And some chicks! Am I right, Skips? 6 00:00:36,564 --> 00:00:40,745 Sorry, I can't either. I'm bowling with Pops and Benson. 7 00:00:40,745 --> 00:00:42,405 Lawn bowling! 8 00:00:42,405 --> 00:00:42,545 Ugh! Looks like it's just me and you tonight, Fives. Lawn bowling! 9 00:00:42,545 --> 00:00:45,506 Ugh! Looks like it's just me and you tonight, Fives. 10 00:00:45,506 --> 00:00:47,106 - Oh... - What? 11 00:00:47,106 --> 00:00:52,347 Low-Five is graduating from the police academy tonight! He's my brother, I have to go! 12 00:00:53,247 --> 00:00:57,288 - Fine! You're all uninvited! - Dude, don't be like that. 13 00:00:57,288 --> 00:00:57,328 No, it's cool! It's not like it's my fifth anniversary or anything! This bird is flying solo tonight, babies! WHOOOO! - Fine! You're all uninvited! - Dude, don't be like that. 14 00:00:57,328 --> 00:01:06,510 No, it's cool! It's not like it's my fifth anniversary or anything! This bird is flying solo tonight, babies! WHOOOO! 15 00:01:09,011 --> 00:01:13,972 - Oh, are you waiting for more people? - No! Why would I be? I'm a one-man party! 16 00:01:13,972 --> 00:01:14,012 Okay... - Oh, are you waiting for more people? - No! Why would I be? I'm a one-man party! 17 00:01:14,012 --> 00:01:15,312 Okay... 18 00:01:15,312 --> 00:01:15,432 Give me the bottomless wings, the bottomless muffin tops, and a cream cheese donut stuffed inside a roast chicken. Okay... 19 00:01:15,432 --> 00:01:21,533 Give me the bottomless wings, the bottomless muffin tops, and a cream cheese donut stuffed inside a roast chicken. 20 00:01:21,533 --> 00:01:24,454 Uh, no. I'm gonna keep this for a minute. 21 00:01:25,314 --> 00:01:28,155 Those guys are totally missing out. 22 00:01:28,155 --> 00:01:30,695 Ugh, this next issue isn't coming together at all! 23 00:01:30,695 --> 00:01:30,875 - A little fried milk, please. - I mean, look at these. We're supposed to be on the cutting edge. Ugh, this next issue isn't coming together at all! 24 00:01:30,875 --> 00:01:34,336 - A little fried milk, please. - I mean, look at these. We're supposed to be on the cutting edge. 25 00:01:34,336 --> 00:01:38,017 - Hold the phone? - Holding. - I think we found our solution. 26 00:01:40,457 --> 00:01:42,118 - Uh, excuse me sir. - What? 27 00:01:42,118 --> 00:01:42,218 Uh, please, would you mind standing up for a minute? - Uh, excuse me sir. - What? 28 00:01:42,218 --> 00:01:44,478 Uh, please, would you mind standing up for a minute? 29 00:01:44,478 --> 00:01:44,638 Ugh, fine. I know my rights, though. Uh, please, would you mind standing up for a minute? 30 00:01:44,638 --> 00:01:47,359 Ugh, fine. I know my rights, though. 31 00:01:47,359 --> 00:01:47,439 - I told you. Ugh, fine. I know my rights, though. 32 00:01:47,439 --> 00:01:49,539 - I told you. 33 00:01:49,539 --> 00:01:49,639 Tell me kid, have you ever thought of becoming a model? - I told you. 34 00:01:49,639 --> 00:01:52,600 Tell me kid, have you ever thought of becoming a model? 35 00:01:52,600 --> 00:01:57,181 - No. - Because you sir, have the perfect body.. 36 00:01:57,181 --> 00:02:01,042 To pose as a pregnant woman. Hi. Filbert & Mulligan. Mommy Monthly Magazine. 37 00:02:01,042 --> 00:02:01,202 - Mommy Monthly? But I'm not a woman. - I just love this kid! To pose as a pregnant woman. Hi. Filbert & Mulligan. Mommy Monthly Magazine. 38 00:02:01,202 --> 00:02:05,403 - Mommy Monthly? But I'm not a woman. - I just love this kid! 39 00:02:05,403 --> 00:02:05,783 Look, we all know that there's nothing more beautiful than a pregnant woman's belly. - Mommy Monthly? But I'm not a woman. - I just love this kid! 40 00:02:05,783 --> 00:02:09,264 Look, we all know that there's nothing more beautiful than a pregnant woman's belly. 41 00:02:09,264 --> 00:02:09,404 - There's no disputing that. - But we also know that shooting the real thing is twice as expensive and takes three times as long. Look, we all know that there's nothing more beautiful than a pregnant woman's belly. 42 00:02:09,404 --> 00:02:14,565 - There's no disputing that. - But we also know that shooting the real thing is twice as expensive and takes three times as long. 43 00:02:14,565 --> 00:02:14,645 Plus, pregnant women don't stay pregnant forever. - There's no disputing that. - But we also know that shooting the real thing is twice as expensive and takes three times as long. 44 00:02:14,645 --> 00:02:17,105 Plus, pregnant women don't stay pregnant forever. 45 00:02:17,105 --> 00:02:25,427 So that's where you come in. As a gut model. And that is the technical term for males in this business, gut model. You'd make some real sweet dough. 46 00:02:25,427 --> 00:02:31,388 - Some beacoup dinero. - Well, I got other commitments right now, but I appreciate the compliment. 47 00:02:31,388 --> 00:02:34,129 - Hey, we appreciate the view. - Of your gut. 48 00:02:34,129 --> 00:02:36,009 Because you look a lot like a pregnant woman. 49 00:02:36,009 --> 00:02:36,129 Give us a dangle if you change your mind. Because you look a lot like a pregnant woman. 50 00:02:36,129 --> 00:02:37,890 Give us a dangle if you change your mind. 51 00:02:38,670 --> 00:02:41,250 Pssssh. A model. Yeah, right. 52 00:02:42,751 --> 00:02:49,812 Hmmm. "Ooooh, Muscle Man! We're sorry we didn't hang out with you. Please don't leave us to be a gut model." 53 00:02:49,812 --> 00:02:49,972 That's right. Keep begging.. Hmm-hmm-hmm. Hmmm. "Ooooh, Muscle Man! We're sorry we didn't hang out with you. Please don't leave us to be a gut model." 54 00:02:49,972 --> 00:02:53,053 That's right. Keep begging.. Hmm-hmm-hmm. 55 00:02:55,914 --> 00:03:02,955 - Ok, everybody. Listen up. Before we do the chore handout today, Muscle Man has something he'd like to say. - I'm quitting. 56 00:03:03,755 --> 00:03:12,657 I was scooted by some guys at Mommy Monthly Magazine, so I'm ditching you losers to be a world-famous gut model. Whaddya thinka about that? 57 00:03:12,657 --> 00:03:15,278 - Wow, awesome! - Awesome - That's really cool 58 00:03:15,278 --> 00:03:18,058 Sounds like a golden opportunity. 59 00:03:18,058 --> 00:03:24,240 Uhh, yeah. Ladies, afterparties, and I'll be making oju dinero. 60 00:03:24,240 --> 00:03:24,320 That's great, Muscle Man. I'll just fix the schedule. Uhh, yeah. Ladies, afterparties, and I'll be making oju dinero. 61 00:03:24,320 --> 00:03:26,760 That's great, Muscle Man. I'll just fix the schedule. 62 00:03:27,540 --> 00:03:29,921 Hi Fives, you're with Mordecai and Rigby now. 63 00:03:30,221 --> 00:03:31,561 - Alright! - Yeah-yuh! - Alright! 64 00:03:32,221 --> 00:03:36,702 Uhh, yeah. So I'm pretty set on leaving... unless you guys need me around or something. 65 00:03:36,702 --> 00:03:36,922 Oh we understand. When Mommy Monthly calls you pick up the phone! Uhh, yeah. So I'm pretty set on leaving... unless you guys need me around or something. 66 00:03:36,922 --> 00:03:41,743 Oh we understand. When Mommy Monthly calls you pick up the phone! 67 00:03:41,743 --> 00:03:44,064 Alright everyone, we've got a lot to do today. 68 00:03:44,524 --> 00:03:54,106 Fine. I'll see you guys later! But probably not! Because I'm leaving! To be a famous gut model! I'm really gonna do it! 69 00:04:03,248 --> 00:04:08,989 No, no, no- Oh, there he is! 70 00:04:08,989 --> 00:04:12,470 - There's our guy! - Yeah, so I guess I'll take the job. 71 00:04:12,630 --> 00:04:16,151 - Great, great! - Love it! Hey, we didn't catch your name last time. 72 00:04:16,151 --> 00:04:18,671 Mitch. But my friends call me Muscle Man! 73 00:04:18,671 --> 00:04:18,831 - Alright, Mitch. - Hey, soon we're gonna be callin ya "Mommy Man", so get ready! Mitch. But my friends call me Muscle Man! 74 00:04:18,831 --> 00:04:22,212 - Alright, Mitch. - Hey, soon we're gonna be callin ya "Mommy Man", so get ready! 75 00:04:22,212 --> 00:04:22,432 This is big, Mitch. Your whole life is about to change. - Alright, Mitch. - Hey, soon we're gonna be callin ya "Mommy Man", so get ready! 76 00:04:22,432 --> 00:04:24,693 This is big, Mitch. Your whole life is about to change. 77 00:04:24,693 --> 00:04:27,293 - We need to celebrate! - Launch party tonight. Boom! 78 00:04:27,293 --> 00:04:27,453 Mitch signs the contract at the party, we'll move all the big players and be there: double boom! - We need to celebrate! - Launch party tonight. Boom! 79 00:04:27,453 --> 00:04:30,414 Mitch signs the contract at the party, we'll move all the big players and be there: double boom! 80 00:04:30,414 --> 00:04:30,694 - I like the boom of that. - We'll do it Al Fresco! That park over there. Mitch signs the contract at the party, we'll move all the big players and be there: double boom! 81 00:04:30,694 --> 00:04:33,955 - I like the boom of that. - We'll do it Al Fresco! That park over there. 82 00:04:34,335 --> 00:04:35,795 Hey, that's where I work! 83 00:04:35,795 --> 00:04:35,975 Used to work. Right, Mitch? Hey, that's where I work! 84 00:04:35,975 --> 00:04:37,535 Used to work. Right, Mitch? 85 00:04:37,535 --> 00:04:37,795 Yeah. Yeah, forget those guys. This is gonna be awesome! Used to work. Right, Mitch? 86 00:04:37,795 --> 00:04:42,276 Yeah. Yeah, forget those guys. This is gonna be awesome! 87 00:04:42,456 --> 00:04:46,077 This is the magazine industry, Mitch. No hi-fives, okay? 88 00:04:46,477 --> 00:04:49,118 How bout some quick test shots, huh? 89 00:04:49,118 --> 00:04:59,118 - Yeah! Uh-huh! Oh, these look great Mitch! - Hey, you know who else look great in photographs? MY MOM! 90 00:05:02,221 --> 00:05:06,942 - Is that a joke? - Look Mitch, we don't do jokes here. Just let your gut do the talking. 91 00:05:06,942 --> 00:05:08,962 - But I was just- - Shirt! Shirt! 92 00:05:10,582 --> 00:05:15,324 There we go! Yes! Mi-I-I-I-itch 93 00:05:21,805 --> 00:05:22,065 - I'll have the besta miyata. - Benson! 94 00:05:22,065 --> 00:05:25,186 - I'll have the besta miyata. - Benson! 95 00:05:25,186 --> 00:05:25,306 Hey, man of the hour! Nice shirt. - I'll have the besta miyata. - Benson! 96 00:05:25,306 --> 00:05:27,846 Hey, man of the hour! Nice shirt. 97 00:05:27,846 --> 00:05:28,366 Uh, yeah. Hey, I didn't give you my two-week notice, right? I can stick around if you're short handed. Hey, man of the hour! Nice shirt. 98 00:05:28,366 --> 00:05:34,368 Uh, yeah. Hey, I didn't give you my two-week notice, right? I can stick around if you're short handed. 99 00:05:34,368 --> 00:05:34,528 - Don't worry about it. I already posted in a job listing. - What? Uh, yeah. Hey, I didn't give you my two-week notice, right? I can stick around if you're short handed. 100 00:05:34,528 --> 00:05:37,608 - Don't worry about it. I already posted in a job listing. - What? 101 00:05:37,608 --> 00:05:37,948 But what do you care? You're gonna be a gut model. Get out there and mingle! - Don't worry about it. I already posted in a job listing. - What? 102 00:05:37,948 --> 00:05:41,829 But what do you care? You're gonna be a gut model. Get out there and mingle! 103 00:05:43,290 --> 00:05:46,170 Give up, guys. It's never gonna work. 104 00:05:46,170 --> 00:05:52,752 - What are you talking about? - I know you guys are planning a prank or something. Better get it in while you can. It's your last chance. 105 00:05:52,752 --> 00:05:55,892 But if it's really good, I'll have to stay and get you back. 106 00:05:56,132 --> 00:05:58,853 Alright, you got us. We did plan something. 107 00:05:58,853 --> 00:05:59,233 - Oh ho ho! Man, I knew it! - Ok, ready? Alright, you got us. We did plan something. 108 00:05:59,233 --> 00:06:02,294 - Oh ho ho! Man, I knew it! - Ok, ready? 109 00:06:15,176 --> 00:06:19,697 - That's it? - 'That's it'? - We've been working on that all day! 110 00:06:22,258 --> 00:06:28,559 - This is it. I'm really leaving - I know. It's crazy. 111 00:06:29,039 --> 00:06:33,380 - You're gonna be lost without me, bro. - I'll get by. 112 00:06:33,380 --> 00:06:39,422 Yeah, right! I know you're gonna miss me. I might consider staying if you like, begged me or something. 113 00:06:39,422 --> 00:06:42,562 - Muscle Man, I- - Hello, hello? 114 00:06:42,562 --> 00:06:42,582 Hi, welcome everyone. Thanks for coming out to honour the new gut of Mommy Monthly Magazine. Mitch, where are ya? - Muscle Man, I- - Hello, hello? 115 00:06:42,582 --> 00:06:48,223 Hi, welcome everyone. Thanks for coming out to honour the new gut of Mommy Monthly Magazine. Mitch, where are ya? 116 00:06:48,223 --> 00:06:52,004 - Get up here! - Uh, what were you saying, bro? 117 00:06:52,004 --> 00:06:54,005 You better get up there. 118 00:06:56,105 --> 00:07:02,887 - There he is! Mitch, everybody! - Well, the time has come. 119 00:07:03,587 --> 00:07:06,967 Just sign the contract and you'll be a world-famous gut model. 120 00:07:08,308 --> 00:07:14,929 Uh, well, I mean, if no one objects to me leaving. Anyone have a good reason why I shouldn't sign this contract? 121 00:07:14,929 --> 00:07:15,029 Just remember us when you're famous! Uh, well, I mean, if no one objects to me leaving. Anyone have a good reason why I shouldn't sign this contract? 122 00:07:15,029 --> 00:07:18,930 Just remember us when you're famous! 123 00:07:22,431 --> 00:07:28,392 Ladies and gentleman, our new gut model for life! 124 00:07:28,712 --> 00:07:35,274 - Wait, what? For life? You're joking, right? - We don't joke kid, remember? Read the contract. 125 00:07:45,236 --> 00:07:51,657 - Okay, fine! If this is it and you all want me to go so bad...! - Huh? - Huh? 126 00:07:51,837 --> 00:08:01,479 You want me to go be a gut model? I'll go be a gut model! But this gut model's going out with a bang, baby! Whoo! 127 00:08:02,659 --> 00:08:04,580 Yeah! 128 00:08:05,020 --> 00:08:10,021 Yeah! Fry it up, everyone! Fry up EVERYTHING! 129 00:08:14,022 --> 00:08:17,002 Stop! You can't put inedible items in the fryer! 130 00:08:17,002 --> 00:08:20,623 It's my party and I'll fry if I want to! 131 00:08:40,728 --> 00:08:42,708 Take cover, everyone! 132 00:08:44,708 --> 00:08:46,009 Go! Go! 133 00:08:49,970 --> 00:08:51,550 Muscle Man! 134 00:08:59,672 --> 00:09:08,093 - Calm down! You're ruining everything! - Everything's already ruined! I thought you guys were my friends, but no one cares if I leave. 135 00:09:08,093 --> 00:09:11,634 - Dude, what? Of course we care. - We're just happy for you! 136 00:09:11,634 --> 00:09:13,755 We don't want to stand in the way of your new life! 137 00:09:13,755 --> 00:09:14,015 What new life? I never wanted to be a gut model. I just wanted you guys to say you needed me. We don't want to stand in the way of your new life! 138 00:09:14,015 --> 00:09:20,196 What new life? I never wanted to be a gut model. I just wanted you guys to say you needed me. 139 00:09:20,196 --> 00:09:22,777 We do need you! I need you! 140 00:09:22,777 --> 00:09:22,857 Well, I needed you at that restaurant last night. You're the one person I thought I could count on. We do need you! I need you! 141 00:09:22,857 --> 00:09:29,018 Well, I needed you at that restaurant last night. You're the one person I thought I could count on. 142 00:09:29,018 --> 00:09:35,199 Dude, that was just bad timing! Get over it! If you left, it wouldn't be the same. 143 00:09:35,199 --> 00:09:39,840 - Really? - I'd be miserable without you, bro. You're my best friend. 144 00:09:48,302 --> 00:09:48,582 Fives, let me out! 145 00:09:48,582 --> 00:09:50,582 Fives, let me out! 146 00:09:50,763 --> 00:09:54,043 - What are you gonna do? - I'm gonna save my friends. 147 00:09:54,303 --> 00:09:56,244 Yo, Grease Puddle! 148 00:09:56,964 --> 00:10:00,565 You wanna fry something? Fry this! 149 00:10:05,706 --> 00:10:10,087 Mitch, nooo! 150 00:10:14,168 --> 00:10:18,348 Aaaaaaah! 151 00:10:18,989 --> 00:10:23,350 Why'd ya do it, kid? You could have been one of the greatest gut models of all time! 152 00:10:24,670 --> 00:10:28,391 My friends needed me, and I saved them. 153 00:10:28,391 --> 00:10:30,931 Uh, actually, you didn't really do anything. 154 00:10:30,931 --> 00:10:34,292 Yeah. Firemen are still trying to put out the Grease Monster with bread crumbs. 155 00:10:35,232 --> 00:10:39,353 I mean, I guess you did buy us enough time to make it safety, so that was pretty cool. 156 00:10:39,353 --> 00:10:41,353 Well, we don't need this anymore. 157 00:10:41,593 --> 00:10:49,015 Whatever. I'd rather be fried and hanging with my bros at a park than be making dijon dinero as a gut model anyday. 158 00:10:49,015 --> 00:10:51,536 And we wouldn't want it any other way. 159 00:10:51,536 --> 00:10:57,277 - Can you guys stop making me laugh? It hurts when I smile. 160 00:10:57,277 --> 00:11:01,378 - Ahioooh!