1 00:00:21,300 --> 00:00:23,620 Hello. You reached the park. 2 00:00:23,700 --> 00:00:25,860 Leave a message at the sound of the beep 3 00:00:25,870 --> 00:00:28,810 and we'll get back to you as soon as we can. 4 00:00:29,650 --> 00:00:31,170 Hey Mordecai, it's Margaret. 5 00:00:31,360 --> 00:00:33,850 I was just calling to say that we had a really great time last night. 6 00:00:35,830 --> 00:00:35,870 You guys are really good at throwing pizza parties. 7 00:00:35,870 --> 00:00:38,380 Tell him that Rigby was really funny as the Pizza King! You guys are really good at throwing pizza parties. 8 00:00:38,430 --> 00:00:40,350 Oh, and Eileen wanted me to ask you 9 00:00:40,350 --> 00:00:43,220 to tell Rigby that he was really funny as the Pizza King. 10 00:00:43,980 --> 00:00:45,420 So stupid. 11 00:00:45,570 --> 00:00:47,090 Well, see you later. 12 00:00:54,250 --> 00:00:56,440 Oh, dude. Wake up, dude! We're late! 13 00:00:57,030 --> 00:00:59,200 Dude, come on! We got to clean this place up. 14 00:00:59,240 --> 00:01:02,120 We were supposed to meet Benson at the paddleboats 2 hours ago! 15 00:01:02,180 --> 00:01:03,670 But I set an alarm! 16 00:01:03,700 --> 00:01:06,810 Yeah, but for 6 P.M, instead of 6 A.M, you idiot! 17 00:01:06,810 --> 00:01:08,270 Aw, man! 18 00:01:08,360 --> 00:01:10,180 Pizza King not happy! 19 00:01:16,630 --> 00:01:18,000 Don't forget the water! 20 00:01:18,010 --> 00:01:20,510 Don't forget the water. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 21 00:01:37,030 --> 00:01:37,910 Let's go! 22 00:01:41,620 --> 00:01:44,200 Dude, we're getting pretty good at throwing pizza parties. 23 00:01:44,220 --> 00:01:46,500 Uh, yeah. But that's not a good thing. 24 00:01:46,610 --> 00:01:47,790 We're late for work! 25 00:01:47,910 --> 00:01:50,760 Don't worry. Benson'll just yell at us, and then we can go back to work. 26 00:01:50,850 --> 00:01:54,500 Normally, I'd be all, "Everything will be fine after Benson yells at us," 27 00:01:54,550 --> 00:01:56,310 but we've been late for our past five jobs, 28 00:01:56,310 --> 00:01:57,910 and I think he's starting to get sick of it. 29 00:01:57,950 --> 00:01:58,940 Oh, yeah. 30 00:01:59,110 --> 00:02:00,190 Maybe he won't be there yet, 31 00:02:00,190 --> 00:02:01,920 and we can clean the boats before he finds out. 32 00:02:03,640 --> 00:02:04,240 Dude, 33 00:02:04,640 --> 00:02:06,270 who is Benson talking to? 34 00:02:08,490 --> 00:02:10,370 All right, Chad and Jeremy. 35 00:02:10,470 --> 00:02:13,040 So, I just need you to clean all the paddleboats, 36 00:02:13,040 --> 00:02:15,860 and check to make sure that they're all in working order. 37 00:02:16,310 --> 00:02:18,430 Oh, and I'm going to need that done by the end of the day. 38 00:02:18,520 --> 00:02:19,490 Not a problem. 39 00:02:19,490 --> 00:02:21,730 Well, no. It is your problem because- 40 00:02:22,300 --> 00:02:24,420 Wait. Did you just say, "Not a problem?" 41 00:02:24,430 --> 00:02:26,540 Yeah, doesn't seem like that hard of a job. 42 00:02:27,650 --> 00:02:29,360 I'm sending you a boat cleaning schedule. 43 00:02:29,390 --> 00:02:30,380 - All right. - Got it? 44 00:02:30,380 --> 00:02:32,110 - Yeah, I got it. - Are you sure? 45 00:02:32,270 --> 00:02:34,390 Yeah. I'm sending a confirmation email that I got it. 46 00:02:34,420 --> 00:02:36,400 - Did you get it? - Yeah, I just got it. 47 00:02:36,480 --> 00:02:37,430 All right, we're good. 48 00:02:37,430 --> 00:02:39,520 We should be able to finish these boats by this afternoon. 49 00:02:41,250 --> 00:02:42,890 I'm sorry. Are we missing something? 50 00:02:43,700 --> 00:02:45,520 Oh no. It's not you. 51 00:02:45,520 --> 00:02:47,920 I'm just not used to hearing employees talk like that. 52 00:02:47,920 --> 00:02:49,830 Sounds like you need new employees. 53 00:02:51,020 --> 00:02:51,790 Yes. 54 00:02:51,800 --> 00:02:54,330 It does sound like I need new employees, doesn't it? 55 00:02:54,350 --> 00:02:55,580 And that's where you come in. 56 00:02:55,720 --> 00:02:58,680 I think there might be two positions opening up real soon, 57 00:02:58,710 --> 00:03:00,980 and if you guys can finish up these boats by 5, 58 00:03:00,980 --> 00:03:03,560 those 2 positions will definitely be opening up. 59 00:03:04,060 --> 00:03:06,370 Dude, Benson's totally gonna fire us! 60 00:03:06,370 --> 00:03:07,870 - What'll we do? - I don't know, 61 00:03:07,870 --> 00:03:09,780 but we have to figure something out quick! 62 00:03:09,790 --> 00:03:11,050 Come on. Let's go. 63 00:03:13,010 --> 00:03:14,850 Hey, Benson. 64 00:03:14,930 --> 00:03:16,230 Yeah. Hey, Benson. 65 00:03:16,370 --> 00:03:18,590 We're sorry we're late. It won't happen again. 66 00:03:20,080 --> 00:03:21,560 Yeah, I'm sure it won't. But you know what? 67 00:03:21,810 --> 00:03:24,090 Don't worry about it, fellas. 68 00:03:24,110 --> 00:03:25,960 Everybody makes mistakes. 69 00:03:25,990 --> 00:03:29,160 And then those people end up having to pay for those mistakes. 70 00:03:30,640 --> 00:03:33,330 Well, we can start cleaning the boats. 71 00:03:33,410 --> 00:03:35,120 No, no. Don't worry about the boats. 72 00:03:35,120 --> 00:03:36,890 Chad and Jeremy have it all under control. 73 00:03:37,120 --> 00:03:38,780 But cleaning the boats was our job. 74 00:03:38,780 --> 00:03:40,790 Yeah. It was, wasn't it? 75 00:03:40,920 --> 00:03:42,920 Well, that ship has sailed. 76 00:03:43,170 --> 00:03:44,520 But look, it's okay. 77 00:03:44,560 --> 00:03:47,690 Once Chad and Jeremy finish up, I'll let you know what you can do next. 78 00:03:47,690 --> 00:03:50,050 Do you just want to tell us now so we can get started? 79 00:03:50,050 --> 00:03:52,580 No, no. I need to get a camera before I tell you, 80 00:03:52,640 --> 00:03:56,130 because I want to take a picture of your faces right when I tell you. 81 00:03:56,130 --> 00:03:59,320 I really don't want to forget the look on your faces when I tell you. 82 00:03:59,440 --> 00:04:00,710 See you later, guys. 83 00:04:03,900 --> 00:04:06,310 Dude, he's totally gonna give our jobs away. 84 00:04:06,340 --> 00:04:08,890 I don't want to lose my job! What are we gonna do? 85 00:04:08,910 --> 00:04:10,620 The only thing we can do 86 00:04:10,690 --> 00:04:11,810 we just have to figure out a way 87 00:04:11,810 --> 00:04:13,920 to stop those guys from doing a good job. 88 00:04:14,110 --> 00:04:15,990 That way, Benson won't have to hire them. 89 00:04:15,990 --> 00:04:17,660 All right. What's the plan? 90 00:04:17,740 --> 00:04:20,630 Remember "Two-headed Dinosaur vs. Robo-Bigfoot?" 91 00:04:20,650 --> 00:04:21,550 Robo? 92 00:04:24,220 --> 00:04:26,830 Dude, they'll never be able to finish those boats! 93 00:04:27,740 --> 00:04:29,240 No, they will not. 94 00:04:30,400 --> 00:04:31,960 Hey, guys. How you doing? 95 00:04:32,150 --> 00:04:33,890 I'm Mordecai, and this is Rigby. 96 00:04:33,890 --> 00:04:35,300 Jeremy. Nice to meet you. 97 00:04:35,320 --> 00:04:36,800 Chad. It's a pleasure. 98 00:04:36,800 --> 00:04:38,340 Boat cleaning's a pain, huh? 99 00:04:38,390 --> 00:04:39,650 Nah, not really. 100 00:04:41,940 --> 00:04:43,580 Rigby has a question for you. 101 00:04:43,630 --> 00:04:45,050 You both have to answer. 102 00:04:45,050 --> 00:04:46,250 Who would win in a fight, 103 00:04:46,250 --> 00:04:49,060 a two-headed dinosaur or a robotic Bigfoot? 104 00:04:49,470 --> 00:04:50,720 Robotic Bigfoot. 105 00:04:51,070 --> 00:04:51,650 Really? 106 00:04:52,110 --> 00:04:53,630 One of you wouldn't have the opposite opinion 107 00:04:53,630 --> 00:04:55,670 and start arguing about it for three days? 108 00:04:55,810 --> 00:04:57,250 Nope. Robotic Bigfoot. 109 00:04:57,260 --> 00:04:58,820 What? But... 110 00:04:58,860 --> 00:05:00,400 Sasquatch is not a killer! 111 00:05:00,560 --> 00:05:03,260 Maybe, but he'd definitely win in a fight with a dinosaur. 112 00:05:03,290 --> 00:05:06,060 - A two-headed dinosaur? - Two-headed or not. 113 00:05:06,120 --> 00:05:09,140 But the dinosaur would twice the size and made for fighting! 114 00:05:09,180 --> 00:05:11,050 Bigfoot doesn't have the killer instinct. 115 00:05:11,140 --> 00:05:13,850 Three words, dude. Pea-sized brain. 116 00:05:15,890 --> 00:05:16,700 What? 117 00:05:17,780 --> 00:05:19,990 Dude, we gotta set up our game. 118 00:05:19,990 --> 00:05:21,810 They already cleaned half the boats. 119 00:05:21,810 --> 00:05:25,520 It'd be a shame if something bad happened, and the boats got all dirty again. 120 00:05:25,520 --> 00:05:26,980 Yes, it would. 121 00:06:00,910 --> 00:06:01,810 Hey, guys. 122 00:06:01,810 --> 00:06:03,480 Could you give us a hand with these bags? 123 00:06:06,210 --> 00:06:09,710 Wait. Why are we putting bags of compost on the paddleboats? 124 00:06:12,560 --> 00:06:15,880 Oh, man! We just finished cleaning this one! 125 00:06:15,880 --> 00:06:16,500 Oops! 126 00:06:16,500 --> 00:06:18,390 You ripped the bag on purpose! 127 00:06:18,390 --> 00:06:20,030 No, we didn't! It was already like that! 128 00:06:20,030 --> 00:06:22,030 Then what's that knife doing in your hand? 129 00:06:22,030 --> 00:06:23,230 Uh, that was already there. 130 00:06:23,230 --> 00:06:26,170 Wait! Are you guys deliberately trying to sabotage us? 131 00:06:26,170 --> 00:06:28,390 - What? No! - What are you talking about? 132 00:06:28,390 --> 00:06:31,150 Okay, that's it! Get this bag out of here! 133 00:06:32,300 --> 00:06:33,690 Let go of the bag! 134 00:06:33,690 --> 00:06:35,940 - No, you let go! - Let go! 135 00:06:38,280 --> 00:06:40,180 Aw, man! Look what you did! 136 00:06:40,180 --> 00:06:42,150 We didn't drop it! You guys dropped it! 137 00:06:42,150 --> 00:06:43,240 Get lost! 138 00:06:43,240 --> 00:06:44,580 Why should we get lost? 139 00:06:44,580 --> 00:06:45,730 We didn't do anything. 140 00:06:45,750 --> 00:06:48,150 If anyone should get lost, it should probably be you. 141 00:06:48,150 --> 00:06:50,690 I said, "Get lost!" 142 00:06:51,610 --> 00:06:53,980 - What are you doing? - I just shoved you. 143 00:06:53,980 --> 00:06:57,130 Now get out of here before this hand turns into a fist 144 00:06:57,130 --> 00:06:59,360 and I use it to punch you in the face. 145 00:07:00,020 --> 00:07:01,080 Let's go, Rigby. 146 00:07:03,730 --> 00:07:05,800 - Dude, what was that all about? - I don't know. 147 00:07:05,800 --> 00:07:08,160 I don't want to fight them. I just want them to leave. 148 00:07:08,160 --> 00:07:10,160 Well, we can't show up with more compost. 149 00:07:10,220 --> 00:07:13,200 No, I think there's only one thing left we can do 150 00:07:13,200 --> 00:07:15,620 to get them to stop cleaning those boats. 151 00:07:15,620 --> 00:07:17,870 - What? - Pizza party. 152 00:07:17,870 --> 00:07:19,990 Dude, you're a genius. 153 00:07:26,450 --> 00:07:28,430 All right, the pizzas are on their way. 154 00:07:28,430 --> 00:07:29,810 - Did you invite everyone? - Yeah. 155 00:07:29,810 --> 00:07:31,890 I'm going through making sure to invite the coolest people. 156 00:07:31,930 --> 00:07:34,900 Rigby, we don't have time for that. Invite everybody. 157 00:07:34,900 --> 00:07:37,710 - Everybody? - Dude, this is our last chance. 158 00:07:37,720 --> 00:07:39,190 If this party isn't crazy enough 159 00:07:39,190 --> 00:07:41,190 to stop those guys from finishing those boats, 160 00:07:41,240 --> 00:07:42,950 then we're totally gonna get fired. 161 00:07:43,090 --> 00:07:43,890 Good point. 162 00:07:46,500 --> 00:07:47,880 I hope this works. 163 00:07:53,460 --> 00:07:55,400 Dude, they don't stand a chance. 164 00:07:55,400 --> 00:07:57,400 Ye-ah, they don't! 165 00:08:06,080 --> 00:08:08,260 - Dude, it's not working! - Don't worry. 166 00:08:08,340 --> 00:08:12,440 They're not gonna be able to resist this party in three... two... one. 167 00:08:13,200 --> 00:08:15,650 Yo, did anybody order some pizzas? 168 00:08:30,470 --> 00:08:31,570 Crank it! 169 00:08:42,560 --> 00:08:45,560 Pizza party, up in here! All right! 170 00:08:46,550 --> 00:08:48,540 Get off of that! We just cleaned it! 171 00:08:50,190 --> 00:08:52,240 Anyway, as I was saying... 172 00:08:54,480 --> 00:08:57,090 Hey, knock it off! We just cleaned those! 173 00:08:57,090 --> 00:08:59,270 Chill out, and have a slice of pizza, narc! 174 00:08:59,270 --> 00:09:00,450 This is a party! 175 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:03,910 That's it! 176 00:09:04,900 --> 00:09:07,860 Dude, end this party now! We're trying to work! 177 00:09:07,860 --> 00:09:09,480 And we're trying to keep our jobs. 178 00:09:09,480 --> 00:09:12,060 What? By throwing some lame pizza party? 179 00:09:12,060 --> 00:09:13,250 Did you hear that, bro? 180 00:09:13,250 --> 00:09:15,030 It sounds like he doesn't like your party. 181 00:09:15,030 --> 00:09:16,620 Are you gonna take that from him? 182 00:09:16,620 --> 00:09:18,710 - No! - Awesome! 183 00:09:21,350 --> 00:09:22,060 Fight! 184 00:09:38,310 --> 00:09:39,570 Hey, wanna see my phone? 185 00:09:45,100 --> 00:09:47,030 All right! That's enough! 186 00:09:51,560 --> 00:09:54,760 This party's over! That's right! Beat it! 187 00:09:54,760 --> 00:09:57,940 I don't want to see any your faces here ever again! 188 00:09:58,080 --> 00:09:59,310 Uh, not you two! 189 00:09:59,310 --> 00:10:03,110 Mordecai and Rigby, you can get out because you're fired! 190 00:10:06,030 --> 00:10:07,910 But you were gonna give our jobs away! 191 00:10:07,910 --> 00:10:10,580 We had to do something to stop them from finishing the boats! 192 00:10:10,580 --> 00:10:12,350 Yeah, and a lot of good that did you! 193 00:10:12,350 --> 00:10:14,920 Now get lost! You're fired, remember? 194 00:10:14,950 --> 00:10:16,920 - But, Benson— - Leave, now! 195 00:10:16,920 --> 00:10:19,710 - But— Now, now, now! Leave, now! 196 00:10:24,280 --> 00:10:25,840 Hey, Chad and Jeremy, 197 00:10:25,840 --> 00:10:27,630 looks like those positions opened up. 198 00:10:27,630 --> 00:10:28,710 So, what do you say? 199 00:10:28,840 --> 00:10:31,060 How would you like a job at the park? 200 00:10:31,060 --> 00:10:32,420 Yeah, right! 201 00:10:32,560 --> 00:10:35,690 We didn't get degrees in the Institute of Technical Technology 202 00:10:35,690 --> 00:10:38,090 to work at some crazy job like this! 203 00:10:38,090 --> 00:10:41,370 Good luck finding two suckers dumb enough to take this job! 204 00:10:43,340 --> 00:10:45,600 Chad! Jeremy! Wait! 205 00:10:46,250 --> 00:10:48,000 But- I- 206 00:10:48,270 --> 00:10:51,570 So... Benson... Not sure if you're looking, 207 00:10:51,620 --> 00:10:54,320 but we know a couple of dumb suckers 208 00:10:54,320 --> 00:10:57,400 who are real good at cleaning up pizza parties. 209 00:10:57,400 --> 00:10:59,270 Real good.