1 00:00:05,633 --> 00:00:06,633 Dude, I got them. 2 00:00:06,633 --> 00:00:09,192 Tickets to a free screening of "Love Bot 2". 3 00:00:09,192 --> 00:00:10,402 Aw, sweet! 4 00:00:10,412 --> 00:00:12,011 The first one was so lame. 5 00:00:12,051 --> 00:00:14,801 I AM A ROBOT, I CAN NOT LOVE. 6 00:00:15,610 --> 00:00:18,699 Come on, call Margaret and Eileen, we can all go make fun of it. 7 00:00:19,069 --> 00:00:22,388 Actually, I only got two tickets. I'm gonna ask Margaret to go. 8 00:00:22,388 --> 00:00:23,318 Aw, what? 9 00:00:23,488 --> 00:00:25,298 But we do everything together. 10 00:00:25,298 --> 00:00:29,147 Exactly, Margaret and I will never be more than just friends with you guys tagging along. 11 00:00:29,187 --> 00:00:31,526 It's time to take this to the next level. 12 00:00:31,546 --> 00:00:33,385 Alright, man. Do your thing. 13 00:00:35,925 --> 00:00:37,514 Okay, you gotta do it. 14 00:00:37,734 --> 00:00:38,794 You just gotta do it. 15 00:00:40,263 --> 00:00:41,453 You got this. 16 00:00:47,831 --> 00:00:49,851 Yes, dude, yes! 17 00:00:55,769 --> 00:00:56,969 Dude? 18 00:01:00,678 --> 00:01:01,597 Mordecai? 19 00:01:02,607 --> 00:01:03,427 Mordecai? 20 00:01:07,556 --> 00:01:09,055 I know it must hurt, man, 21 00:01:09,085 --> 00:01:13,034 but you've been listening to that song on repeat for, like, five days now. 22 00:01:13,974 --> 00:01:14,724 Hello? 23 00:01:15,394 --> 00:01:16,643 Hey, buddy. 24 00:01:16,933 --> 00:01:18,413 So I was thinking... 25 00:01:18,923 --> 00:01:20,132 Come on, man. 26 00:01:22,242 --> 00:01:23,401 Dude, come on. 27 00:01:23,831 --> 00:01:24,801 What? 28 00:01:24,801 --> 00:01:26,381 I'm sick of seeing you like this, man. 29 00:01:26,381 --> 00:01:29,290 All sad and junk. You smell like something died. 30 00:01:29,550 --> 00:01:31,169 Something did die. 31 00:01:31,219 --> 00:01:33,779 Inside of me. My heart. 32 00:01:33,948 --> 00:01:35,838 Forget that, you don't need a heart. 33 00:01:35,838 --> 00:01:37,138 You don't get it, man. 34 00:01:37,138 --> 00:01:39,657 The love of my life is getting married to some other dude. 35 00:01:39,657 --> 00:01:41,116 Do you know how that feels? 36 00:01:41,156 --> 00:01:42,406 She's engaged. So what? 37 00:01:42,406 --> 00:01:43,996 It's not like you guys are even dating. 38 00:01:44,895 --> 00:01:45,935 I'm sorry, okay? 39 00:01:46,085 --> 00:01:48,544 But listen, I have the perfect solution to your problem. 40 00:01:48,544 --> 00:01:49,214 What? 41 00:01:50,734 --> 00:01:52,023 "Couple Corral? 42 00:01:52,053 --> 00:01:55,413 Where findin' pardners is a fine howdy-do?" 43 00:01:55,552 --> 00:01:57,902 Dude, I'm not gonna start internet dating. 44 00:01:57,972 --> 00:01:59,691 I just wanna be alone right now. 45 00:01:59,801 --> 00:02:02,471 Besides, that site is for, like, cowboys or something. 46 00:02:02,471 --> 00:02:05,390 Well, I guess you're a cowboy, then, 'cause I signed you up! 47 00:02:05,390 --> 00:02:07,099 - What? - Nah, it's cool, man, it's legit. 48 00:02:07,099 --> 00:02:08,669 Look, check out your profile. 49 00:02:08,709 --> 00:02:09,968 "Mordecool? 50 00:02:10,028 --> 00:02:13,378 Likes video games, goofin' off and grilled cheese?" 51 00:02:13,607 --> 00:02:15,497 Dude, you make me sound like a dork! 52 00:02:15,587 --> 00:02:17,896 Hey, all that stuff's true, man. Don't put that on me. 53 00:02:18,576 --> 00:02:19,736 Whatever, man. 54 00:02:19,806 --> 00:02:21,915 I'm not having anything to do with this. 55 00:02:22,105 --> 00:02:24,634 Come on! Look, ten girls already responded. 56 00:02:26,054 --> 00:02:26,874 Eleven! 57 00:02:26,904 --> 00:02:29,753 Nah, I'll get out of my room and take a shower, 58 00:02:29,753 --> 00:02:31,642 but dates with random strangers? 59 00:02:31,642 --> 00:02:33,452 Come on, man, it might make you feel better. 60 00:02:33,452 --> 00:02:35,551 Look, if you can't do it for yourself, then do for me, man. 61 00:02:35,551 --> 00:02:36,671 You're bummin' me out. 62 00:02:38,241 --> 00:02:38,870 Twelve. 63 00:02:41,550 --> 00:02:43,119 Okay, so I just have to say, 64 00:02:43,159 --> 00:02:45,049 I usually don't do this sort of thing. 65 00:02:45,049 --> 00:02:45,858 Oh, yeah? 66 00:02:45,858 --> 00:02:48,068 Yeah. I never eat out like this. 67 00:02:48,068 --> 00:02:50,597 You know what they say about fancy restaurants. 68 00:02:50,607 --> 00:02:52,297 Ummm... yeah. 69 00:02:52,297 --> 00:02:56,775 Oh? So you agree that women are misrepresentative forms of popular media? 70 00:02:56,775 --> 00:02:58,155 I don't know. I guess. 71 00:02:58,285 --> 00:02:59,725 Well, which is it? 72 00:02:59,735 --> 00:03:02,084 You think this is going well or do you hate me? 73 00:03:02,084 --> 00:03:02,934 Both? 74 00:03:02,994 --> 00:03:04,523 Yeah, we both split it. 75 00:03:04,523 --> 00:03:06,693 I got the salad... Ate some of your fries... 76 00:03:08,242 --> 00:03:09,562 Are you... Mordecai? 77 00:03:09,562 --> 00:03:11,131 Yeah... Cloudy Jay? 78 00:03:11,971 --> 00:03:13,681 That's just my screen name. 79 00:03:13,711 --> 00:03:15,050 You can just call me CJ. 80 00:03:15,150 --> 00:03:17,000 Sorry I'm late. I got caught up at work. 81 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:17,710 Oh, yeah? 82 00:03:17,710 --> 00:03:21,069 I wish I could just quit and watch TV all day or something, you know? 83 00:03:21,089 --> 00:03:21,738 Uh-huh. 84 00:03:23,548 --> 00:03:25,797 So what's it like working at the park? 85 00:03:25,797 --> 00:03:26,727 It's fine. 86 00:03:27,467 --> 00:03:29,836 Alright, what's the deal? I can tell you're not into this. 87 00:03:29,836 --> 00:03:31,206 What? No! 88 00:03:31,206 --> 00:03:32,825 Dude, just be real with me. 89 00:03:33,455 --> 00:03:36,034 You're right. My friend talked me into coming here. 90 00:03:36,064 --> 00:03:38,474 I've been depressed and just needed to get out of the house. 91 00:03:38,474 --> 00:03:40,693 Sorry, I'm sure you're a cool girl and all, 92 00:03:40,693 --> 00:03:43,192 but I'm not interested in dating anyone right now. 93 00:03:43,432 --> 00:03:44,182 It's cool. 94 00:03:44,332 --> 00:03:44,972 Really? 95 00:03:44,972 --> 00:03:47,101 Yeah. We can just try being friends. 96 00:03:47,311 --> 00:03:48,471 Maybe I can cheer you up. 97 00:03:49,751 --> 00:03:51,380 Come on, let's get out of here. 98 00:03:52,140 --> 00:03:53,010 You're doing it! 99 00:03:53,020 --> 00:03:54,549 You're gonna beat the high score! 100 00:03:57,149 --> 00:03:59,958 Wow. I've never seen anybody beat this game before. 101 00:03:59,958 --> 00:04:01,977 Yeah... I'm kinda an old pro at this. 102 00:04:08,136 --> 00:04:10,025 Tied game, tied game! 103 00:04:12,824 --> 00:04:14,294 Cheap shot, cheap shot! 104 00:04:14,964 --> 00:04:16,963 No, no, I don't care what you say. 105 00:04:16,963 --> 00:04:20,072 The original "Zombie Destiny" movie is way better than the remake. 106 00:04:20,072 --> 00:04:23,031 Quit talking with your mouth full! Mordecool. 107 00:04:23,781 --> 00:04:25,921 Wait, what do you mean? My mouth's open? 108 00:04:25,921 --> 00:04:27,920 I have no idea, is it still open? 109 00:04:27,920 --> 00:04:30,579 Aw, gross. How old are you? 110 00:04:59,761 --> 00:05:03,600 Yeah, so his head just exploded... just... blam! 111 00:05:03,700 --> 00:05:07,479 Man! You guys have like the worst luck or something. 112 00:05:07,479 --> 00:05:09,758 I know. Oh, I almost forgot. 113 00:05:09,848 --> 00:05:12,448 - I have these tickets to see "Love Bot 2" tomorrow... - Yes. 114 00:05:12,558 --> 00:05:13,367 What? 115 00:05:13,497 --> 00:05:15,407 Yes, I'd love to go to the movies with you. 116 00:05:16,526 --> 00:05:17,326 Yeah, great. 117 00:05:17,476 --> 00:05:18,666 I didn't want them to go to waste, 118 00:05:18,666 --> 00:05:20,665 so I don't know how good it'll be, but— 119 00:05:20,665 --> 00:05:21,715 Are you kidding? 120 00:05:21,855 --> 00:05:24,884 Hold me so I can learn to love. Hold me. 121 00:05:26,934 --> 00:05:28,713 Classic! I can't wait. 122 00:05:28,853 --> 00:05:30,333 Alright, so tomorrow night? 123 00:05:30,333 --> 00:05:32,922 - Cool. See you then. - Later, CJ. 124 00:05:38,011 --> 00:05:39,730 Mordecai! Hey! 125 00:05:40,340 --> 00:05:41,300 Hey, Margaret. 126 00:05:41,300 --> 00:05:43,949 Where have you been? It feels like I haven't seen you in forever. 127 00:05:43,949 --> 00:05:45,748 Oh, I know, around. 128 00:05:45,748 --> 00:05:48,718 Oh. Well, you better not be getting your coffee from someplace else. 129 00:05:48,718 --> 00:05:50,197 No way. 130 00:05:50,207 --> 00:05:52,177 You guys would go out of business without me. 131 00:05:54,336 --> 00:05:56,715 - Oh. I should introduce you to my... - No! 132 00:05:57,255 --> 00:05:58,715 Sorry, I just... 133 00:05:58,945 --> 00:06:00,154 I'm kinda in a hurry. 134 00:06:00,154 --> 00:06:02,534 - Oh. Well, okay. - Catch you later. 135 00:06:04,413 --> 00:06:05,093 Later. 136 00:06:05,883 --> 00:06:07,102 Dude, come on! 137 00:06:07,242 --> 00:06:08,662 You were doing so well! 138 00:06:08,832 --> 00:06:09,872 Mordecai! 139 00:06:10,372 --> 00:06:12,871 Is he still crying about the coffee girl? 140 00:06:12,871 --> 00:06:15,150 If I have to listen to this song one more time... 141 00:06:15,820 --> 00:06:18,599 Mordecai! This is your boss! Open up! 142 00:06:20,089 --> 00:06:22,248 I'm talking a mental health day. 143 00:06:23,198 --> 00:06:24,987 You don't have the right to be sad. 144 00:06:24,987 --> 00:06:28,077 You never even had the guts to tell Margaret how you feel. 145 00:06:28,396 --> 00:06:31,266 Listen. If you leave things the way they are now, 146 00:06:31,266 --> 00:06:33,715 you'll regret it for the rest of your life. 147 00:06:34,005 --> 00:06:35,954 Telling her might not change anything, 148 00:06:36,094 --> 00:06:37,844 but at least you'll have closure. 149 00:06:38,304 --> 00:06:40,933 You should just tell Margaret how you feel. 150 00:06:40,933 --> 00:06:42,732 You're right. Thanks, Skips. 151 00:06:42,772 --> 00:06:43,462 What? 152 00:06:44,192 --> 00:06:47,351 Whatever! Just turn off that music. 153 00:06:47,931 --> 00:06:49,351 Alright, so, you ready? 154 00:06:49,671 --> 00:06:50,730 I guess. 155 00:06:50,810 --> 00:06:51,600 Don't worry, man. 156 00:06:51,660 --> 00:06:54,189 I'll be there ready to call an ambulance if you pass out or... 157 00:06:54,189 --> 00:06:55,509 start freaking out or somethin'. 158 00:06:55,509 --> 00:06:56,309 Thanks, man. 159 00:06:56,489 --> 00:06:58,518 Yeah, and then he asked me to the movies. 160 00:06:58,578 --> 00:07:00,797 It was kind of awkward, but cute. You know. 161 00:07:01,927 --> 00:07:03,597 Oh, my gosh! There he is! 162 00:07:03,847 --> 00:07:04,636 That's him! 163 00:07:06,556 --> 00:07:08,235 I'm gonna go say hi real quick. 164 00:07:09,235 --> 00:07:11,704 - Margaret! - Hey, guys, good timing. 165 00:07:11,704 --> 00:07:12,694 Margaret, listen, 166 00:07:12,694 --> 00:07:15,143 there's something I've been meaning to tell you for a long time. 167 00:07:15,143 --> 00:07:16,503 Sure, but can it wait a sec? 168 00:07:16,513 --> 00:07:18,243 There's someone I want you guys to meet. 169 00:07:18,403 --> 00:07:20,842 Guys, this is my cousin, John. 170 00:07:20,842 --> 00:07:21,482 Cousin? 171 00:07:21,482 --> 00:07:24,121 Yeah, he finally got a new leg today. 172 00:07:24,131 --> 00:07:25,261 Check it out. 173 00:07:25,621 --> 00:07:27,010 Not bad, right? 174 00:07:27,090 --> 00:07:29,639 No more kneeing on one knee for me anymore. 175 00:07:29,639 --> 00:07:30,759 Cool. 176 00:07:30,899 --> 00:07:31,749 Isn't it great? 177 00:07:31,799 --> 00:07:33,898 Margaret screamed so loud when I told her. 178 00:07:33,898 --> 00:07:36,378 She was all like "Yes, dude, yes!" 179 00:07:36,378 --> 00:07:38,547 Aw, geez. Did I really say that? 180 00:07:41,506 --> 00:07:43,286 That's great, man, that's really great. 181 00:07:43,286 --> 00:07:45,675 Did you have something to say, Mordecai? 182 00:07:45,675 --> 00:07:46,135 What? 183 00:07:47,494 --> 00:07:49,364 Do you want to see "Love Bot 2" with me tonight? 184 00:07:49,484 --> 00:07:51,423 - I got a pair of tickets. - Tonight? 185 00:07:51,563 --> 00:07:53,343 Yeah, sure, I'd love too. 186 00:07:53,343 --> 00:07:54,592 Great. So it's a date then. 187 00:07:55,202 --> 00:07:56,692 Hey, what's up, CJ? 188 00:07:58,971 --> 00:08:01,441 - Mordecai, what's going on? - What? 189 00:08:01,471 --> 00:08:03,000 Aren't you taking me to that movie? 190 00:08:03,600 --> 00:08:04,200 Wha 191 00:08:05,839 --> 00:08:06,609 Shoot. 192 00:08:07,089 --> 00:08:09,348 Mordecai, what's she talking about? 193 00:08:09,348 --> 00:08:11,668 - Um, wait. Hold on! - Oh, no. 194 00:08:12,438 --> 00:08:13,507 Wait, we can work this out. 195 00:08:13,507 --> 00:08:15,007 What do you mean, "work this out"? 196 00:08:15,007 --> 00:08:17,956 Wait, Mordecai, are you dating this girl? 197 00:08:18,006 --> 00:08:20,425 What? No. We're just friends. Just friends. 198 00:08:20,425 --> 00:08:22,995 Just friends? How can you say that? 199 00:08:23,095 --> 00:08:25,154 Wha - ? But it's true. 200 00:08:25,154 --> 00:08:27,233 I can't believe this, this— 201 00:08:27,233 --> 00:08:28,893 So typical! 202 00:08:29,033 --> 00:08:31,642 I thought I met a nice guy, but I shouldn't have known. 203 00:08:31,762 --> 00:08:33,132 Wait, CJ. 204 00:08:33,152 --> 00:08:36,021 Are you just playing some sort of game? 205 00:08:36,111 --> 00:08:38,260 Is this a game to you? 206 00:08:38,270 --> 00:08:39,310 What? No. 207 00:08:39,350 --> 00:08:42,629 How many other girls did you invite to this movie? 208 00:08:42,629 --> 00:08:44,149 I only had two tickets! 209 00:08:59,694 --> 00:09:01,084 CJ, calm down! 210 00:09:01,094 --> 00:09:02,793 I thought we had an understanding! 211 00:09:02,793 --> 00:09:04,383 An understanding? 212 00:09:07,672 --> 00:09:09,062 Dude, what are you doing? 213 00:09:09,062 --> 00:09:10,091 You're making it worse. 214 00:09:10,091 --> 00:09:11,661 Say something genuine! 215 00:09:18,279 --> 00:09:19,779 Okay, I messed up! 216 00:09:19,829 --> 00:09:23,098 I forgot I asked you to the same movie, but I didn't mean it like that. 217 00:09:23,098 --> 00:09:25,777 I told you when we met I wasn't interested in dating. 218 00:09:25,807 --> 00:09:28,076 But I thought you were starting to like me! 219 00:09:28,116 --> 00:09:29,576 I do like you! 220 00:09:29,686 --> 00:09:31,436 You're a really awesome friend! 221 00:09:37,274 --> 00:09:41,193 Look, I know it hurts to have feelings for someone who doesn't feel the same, 222 00:09:41,193 --> 00:09:42,442 I've been there! 223 00:09:43,222 --> 00:09:45,262 Maybe I can't be the one to cheer you up, 224 00:09:45,262 --> 00:09:47,881 but for what it's worth, I'm sorry! 225 00:09:56,728 --> 00:09:57,968 Okay, I get it. 226 00:09:58,238 --> 00:10:00,437 But you should've at least told me there was someone else. 227 00:10:00,437 --> 00:10:02,277 You're right. I should've been honest. 228 00:10:02,387 --> 00:10:04,706 - Can't we still be friends? - No. 229 00:10:04,896 --> 00:10:07,525 I just... don't think I can be friends with you right now. 230 00:10:07,875 --> 00:10:09,025 Goodbye, Mordecai. 231 00:10:14,044 --> 00:10:15,853 Margaret, are you okay? 232 00:10:15,853 --> 00:10:18,172 So I guess your a big heartbreaker now, huh? 233 00:10:18,242 --> 00:10:21,312 No, it's just... It's just a big misunderstanding. 234 00:10:21,312 --> 00:10:23,661 No, it's good. It's good that your dating. 235 00:10:23,661 --> 00:10:25,920 Look, we weren't really dating. 236 00:10:26,170 --> 00:10:28,330 - Wait, are you jealous? - What? 237 00:10:29,049 --> 00:10:30,389 You are, aren't you? 238 00:10:30,389 --> 00:10:32,209 Um I— I don't— 239 00:10:32,548 --> 00:10:33,938 I don't know what you're talking about. 240 00:10:34,738 --> 00:10:36,767 It's okay if your a little jealous. 241 00:10:36,887 --> 00:10:38,767 But wait, aren't we still gonna the movies? 242 00:10:40,416 --> 00:10:42,656 - Do you wanna go to the movie? - Nah, I'm over it. 243 00:10:42,726 --> 00:10:43,875 Aw, what? 244 00:10:44,075 --> 00:10:45,605 But who am I gonna go with? 245 00:10:45,745 --> 00:10:48,384 Love is highy illogical. 246 00:10:48,394 --> 00:10:50,344 Love me. Love me.