1 00:00:13,463 --> 00:00:15,132 Looks like he's at it again. 2 00:00:15,152 --> 00:00:17,172 Why does he waste his time? 3 00:00:17,483 --> 00:00:20,252 You been building your water slide for six weeks. 4 00:00:20,252 --> 00:00:21,743 You're never gonna ride it man. 5 00:00:21,783 --> 00:00:24,693 Dudes, dudes, let me get real for a second. 6 00:00:24,763 --> 00:00:27,382 This slide, is my life's work. 7 00:00:27,432 --> 00:00:29,102 It's gotta be perfect. 8 00:00:29,112 --> 00:00:32,412 Dude, dude, we dare you to ride it right now. 9 00:00:32,412 --> 00:00:33,953 I'll ride it when its done. 10 00:00:33,983 --> 00:00:36,713 I still need to add some support beams to the ramp. 11 00:00:36,713 --> 00:00:39,232 So that I can clear my trailer and land in the lake. 12 00:00:39,483 --> 00:00:41,212 Dude, its totally sturdy. 13 00:00:41,212 --> 00:00:42,222 Yea but- 14 00:00:43,713 --> 00:00:46,813 What? You think just cause your yelling "BOO" Im gonna ignore- 15 00:00:48,152 --> 00:00:49,352 Fine! I'll do it! 16 00:00:52,232 --> 00:00:54,553 I'm totally gonna do it, you know! 17 00:00:54,553 --> 00:00:56,422 Sure you are man! 18 00:00:56,482 --> 00:00:57,803 You think hes really gonna do it? 19 00:00:57,823 --> 00:00:59,583 No, dude, he's never gonna do it. 20 00:00:59,583 --> 00:01:01,813 He'll just wuss out like he did last week. 21 00:01:05,663 --> 00:01:07,482 Yep, any second now he'll stop. 22 00:01:12,643 --> 00:01:14,533 I can't believe it! Dude, he did it! 23 00:01:21,322 --> 00:01:22,843 - Go, dude! - Go, man! 24 00:01:22,843 --> 00:01:24,873 In yo face, suckers! 25 00:01:27,232 --> 00:01:28,092 Oh, geez! 26 00:01:35,442 --> 00:01:36,623 He could be all right. 27 00:01:41,863 --> 00:01:43,172 Are you okay? 28 00:01:46,963 --> 00:01:48,963 Yeah, I'm all good. 29 00:01:49,743 --> 00:01:52,232 Did you see how cool I looked? 30 00:01:54,082 --> 00:01:56,452 What do you mean you can't babysit tonight? 31 00:01:56,502 --> 00:01:58,693 I know it's short notice. 32 00:01:58,823 --> 00:02:00,122 I'll pay you double. 33 00:02:00,162 --> 00:02:01,933 Wait, wait, don't hang up! 34 00:02:03,362 --> 00:02:04,833 I'm in a bit of a rush today, 35 00:02:04,833 --> 00:02:07,903 so I'll just go ahead and take Muscle Man's soul and be off 36 00:02:07,923 --> 00:02:09,703 But I'm barely even hurt. 37 00:02:09,733 --> 00:02:11,372 It's just a few broken— 38 00:02:12,192 --> 00:02:15,992 Wait, stop! It's all our fault, he didn't even want to slide! 39 00:02:15,992 --> 00:02:17,933 Sorry, boys. No exceptions. 40 00:02:17,933 --> 00:02:19,522 Please, we'll do anything! 41 00:02:19,963 --> 00:02:21,783 - Anything? - Yeah! 42 00:02:23,462 --> 00:02:24,292 Wait a sec. 43 00:02:24,412 --> 00:02:25,833 Maybe we can make a deal. 44 00:02:25,972 --> 00:02:28,382 If you two babysit my son Thomas, 45 00:02:28,382 --> 00:02:32,112 so I can take my wife out for our anniversary tonight, 46 00:02:32,162 --> 00:02:33,773 I'll let your friend go. 47 00:02:33,773 --> 00:02:35,212 Sure, not a problem. 48 00:02:35,212 --> 00:02:36,362 Very good. 49 00:02:39,342 --> 00:02:41,803 Oh, no! Help me, bros! 50 00:02:41,803 --> 00:02:44,622 I'll be keeping your friend in this amulet 51 00:02:44,622 --> 00:02:46,972 until the wife and I return from dinner. 52 00:02:47,132 --> 00:02:48,492 And one more thing, 53 00:02:48,572 --> 00:02:50,833 if Thomas isn't asleep by 8:00, 54 00:02:50,933 --> 00:02:55,192 Muscle Man's soul is mine for eternity. Got it? 55 00:02:58,232 --> 00:03:00,652 Baby! I'm home! 56 00:03:01,713 --> 00:03:02,823 Who is that with you? 57 00:03:03,422 --> 00:03:06,162 Wait, let me guess, the "babysitters" 58 00:03:06,212 --> 00:03:07,432 Well I must say, 59 00:03:07,482 --> 00:03:10,272 you two certainly don't much look like babysitters. 60 00:03:10,773 --> 00:03:11,922 Course they are! 61 00:03:11,952 --> 00:03:14,422 The best babysitters money can buy. 62 00:03:14,422 --> 00:03:16,952 Yep, we're totally babysitters. 63 00:03:16,952 --> 00:03:19,372 And how did my husband contact you a month ago? 64 00:03:19,412 --> 00:03:20,502 - Phone. - Email. - Fax. 65 00:03:20,512 --> 00:03:21,813 - Email. - Fax. - Phone. 66 00:03:22,292 --> 00:03:25,012 All three naturally. Wanted to be thorough. 67 00:03:25,012 --> 00:03:27,502 And you've had experience with paranormal children? 68 00:03:27,502 --> 00:03:31,382 Yeah, pairs, one on one, all sorts of normal kids. 69 00:03:31,382 --> 00:03:33,843 Hey, so where is the little guy anyway? 70 00:03:33,952 --> 00:03:37,873 Oy, Thomas. Say hi to uncle Mordo and uncle Rigs. 71 00:03:37,892 --> 00:03:41,562 Come on Thomas. Come to mommy. 72 00:03:41,562 --> 00:03:43,753 You know, Thomas can be quite a handful. 73 00:03:43,753 --> 00:03:45,763 Make sure he's asleep when we get back. 74 00:03:45,763 --> 00:03:49,082 If he isn't, I'll be most disappointed in you, 75 00:03:49,552 --> 00:03:50,642 All of you. 76 00:03:50,853 --> 00:03:52,912 I will be disappointed also. 77 00:03:55,502 --> 00:03:56,102 Get it? 78 00:03:58,442 --> 00:04:00,422 So... where is the reservation? 79 00:04:00,462 --> 00:04:06,402 Er... you know that... er... extra fancy, extra valuable.. place. 80 00:04:06,492 --> 00:04:08,182 I can't believe this! 81 00:04:08,212 --> 00:04:10,452 You losers better know what you're doing, 82 00:04:10,502 --> 00:04:12,853 Do you even know how to get a baby to sleep? 83 00:04:12,872 --> 00:04:14,232 Dude, no problem. 84 00:04:14,272 --> 00:04:15,892 Yeah man, he's just a kid. 85 00:04:15,902 --> 00:04:17,022 Holy-cai. 86 00:04:18,152 --> 00:04:20,352 OK, little dude, time to go to sleep. 87 00:04:20,492 --> 00:04:22,362 NO! I REFUSE. 88 00:04:22,372 --> 00:04:23,082 What the...? 89 00:04:23,282 --> 00:04:24,252 Wait... you can talk? 90 00:04:24,652 --> 00:04:27,842 Of course I can, I'm over 300 years old. 91 00:04:27,862 --> 00:04:29,572 Wait, do you parents know? 92 00:04:29,602 --> 00:04:31,332 NO! And let's keep it that way! 93 00:04:31,342 --> 00:04:34,052 I wanna ride this baby thing out for a little while longer, 94 00:04:34,052 --> 00:04:38,172 and before I slumber, I demand that we play. 95 00:04:38,192 --> 00:04:40,412 Well... ok... 96 00:04:40,452 --> 00:04:42,823 But you'd better go to sleep after that. 97 00:05:14,342 --> 00:05:16,742 That was an excellent playtime! 98 00:05:16,772 --> 00:05:18,272 OK, now you need to go to sleep! 99 00:05:18,312 --> 00:05:23,942 In time! But right now I hunger... for... food. 100 00:05:24,072 --> 00:05:26,392 OK, let's see what we can find... 101 00:05:29,592 --> 00:05:32,781 OK, soul juice, ghost feed... 102 00:05:32,821 --> 00:05:34,652 Oooo... Almond milk. 103 00:05:34,682 --> 00:05:35,942 Oh, there it is. 104 00:05:35,982 --> 00:05:38,092 Here you go, Thomas, warm milk. 105 00:05:38,332 --> 00:05:40,752 Warm milk is nothing to me! 106 00:05:40,791 --> 00:05:41,732 I want cookies. 107 00:05:44,192 --> 00:05:45,602 I also love sugar! 108 00:05:47,412 --> 00:05:48,881 It gave me power. 109 00:05:50,622 --> 00:05:52,761 Ohh... you two baxters are hopeless! 110 00:05:52,781 --> 00:05:55,502 You couldn't put the kid to bed to save your lives! 111 00:05:55,522 --> 00:05:58,012 Well it's a good thing it's your life at stake then. 112 00:05:58,042 --> 00:06:01,422 You shut your face! You're lucky I'm stocking in this ball! 113 00:06:04,771 --> 00:06:05,142 Hello? 114 00:06:05,162 --> 00:06:06,841 Dinner went magnificently. 115 00:06:06,891 --> 00:06:10,032 We're coming back now, and if Thomas isn't sleep... 116 00:06:10,052 --> 00:06:15,502 Muscle Man will be a permenorm part of my wife's... jewelry collection! 117 00:06:16,122 --> 00:06:17,232 They're on their way home. 118 00:06:17,262 --> 00:06:18,092 What do we do? 119 00:06:18,112 --> 00:06:20,502 You get up then put that kid to bed, 120 00:06:20,502 --> 00:06:23,492 or I'll harm your terms for the rest of your lives! 121 00:06:23,492 --> 00:06:25,692 - Thomas? - Thomas! 122 00:06:31,502 --> 00:06:33,492 Thomas! Get down from there! 123 00:06:33,512 --> 00:06:35,482 You promised you'll go to bed after you ate! 124 00:06:35,502 --> 00:06:37,721 Dad always read me a story before I bed. 125 00:06:38,032 --> 00:06:39,502 We deal me want a story! 126 00:06:39,522 --> 00:06:42,312 Ok, errr... once upon a time... 127 00:06:42,332 --> 00:06:45,182 Not that book, that book. 128 00:06:47,901 --> 00:06:49,971 I'm not sure that's a good idea... 129 00:06:49,992 --> 00:06:51,472 It is a terrific idea. 130 00:06:51,482 --> 00:06:52,982 Just read it, bros! 131 00:06:53,012 --> 00:06:56,352 And it starts it smells like being odor here for some reasons. 132 00:06:57,092 --> 00:07:00,172 "The hungry hungry soul-sucking death worm". 133 00:07:00,452 --> 00:07:03,841 " The soul-sucking death worm was so so hungry." 134 00:07:03,871 --> 00:07:05,072 Pull the tab! 135 00:07:05,492 --> 00:07:09,082 "He searched far and wide for souls to eat, but only got hungrier." 136 00:07:09,102 --> 00:07:11,522 This is the most boring part of the book. 137 00:07:11,592 --> 00:07:13,652 It gets much better. 138 00:07:13,761 --> 00:07:16,821 "And once all the souls are eaten, he takes a nice long nap. " 139 00:07:16,951 --> 00:07:18,342 "The end." 140 00:07:18,512 --> 00:07:19,632 It's a pretty good book. 141 00:07:19,681 --> 00:07:22,691 No wait, you forgot to pull the last tab. 142 00:07:23,542 --> 00:07:25,751 Pull it, this is my favorite part! 143 00:07:25,771 --> 00:07:27,871 What's the point? The book is over, dude. 144 00:07:27,891 --> 00:07:30,931 If you don't, I won't go to bed. 145 00:07:36,522 --> 00:07:38,132 Don't be afraid, just feed it! 146 00:07:38,172 --> 00:07:39,011 What we feed it? 147 00:07:39,041 --> 00:07:40,192 Souls. 148 00:07:47,582 --> 00:07:49,262 Modecai, catch! 149 00:07:55,641 --> 00:07:58,102 What are you doing? Give him the fat man's soul! 150 00:08:03,322 --> 00:08:04,651 Ah, now get off! 151 00:08:05,602 --> 00:08:06,522 I got him! 152 00:08:08,751 --> 00:08:10,701 A little help, Modecai! 153 00:08:11,292 --> 00:08:13,172 Dude, we have to get the worm back in the book! 154 00:08:13,202 --> 00:08:15,001 Take Muscle Man, I got a plan! 155 00:08:15,001 --> 00:08:15,961 Rigby! 156 00:08:22,332 --> 00:08:26,592 No no no! This is not how it is written! The worm must eat the soul! 157 00:08:27,312 --> 00:08:29,332 No way, you bloodthirsty little jerk! 158 00:08:30,582 --> 00:08:32,801 Modecai, throw Muscle Man over to Thomas! 159 00:08:32,811 --> 00:08:34,691 What? That will just feed him to the worm! 160 00:08:34,711 --> 00:08:35,532 Trust me! 161 00:08:35,552 --> 00:08:37,532 You'd better not do it, man! 162 00:08:37,611 --> 00:08:38,891 Sorry, Muscle man! 163 00:08:41,781 --> 00:08:44,312 I'll feed myself if I need to. 164 00:08:45,961 --> 00:08:48,061 Ah! It's not what I meant! 165 00:08:57,212 --> 00:08:59,302 Dude, nice! 166 00:08:59,342 --> 00:09:00,252 Thanks! 167 00:09:01,071 --> 00:09:02,851 I think I'm gonna throw up... 168 00:09:02,881 --> 00:09:06,552 D'oh! That was an awful story time! 169 00:09:06,601 --> 00:09:08,921 Hey, we read you the story, now go to sleep! 170 00:09:08,951 --> 00:09:12,141 I could been killed! I'm never going to sleep! 171 00:09:12,161 --> 00:09:14,771 Never! Ever! Look at the time! 172 00:09:16,382 --> 00:09:18,681 Mommy and daddy will be back any minutes now, 173 00:09:18,691 --> 00:09:22,741 and when they see me wide awake, they'll go ballistic. 174 00:09:32,432 --> 00:09:33,581 Dude, we're so dead... 175 00:09:33,601 --> 00:09:35,422 He... could be alright... 176 00:09:36,482 --> 00:09:37,751 We're back! 177 00:09:39,512 --> 00:09:40,691 What happened here? 178 00:09:40,731 --> 00:09:42,731 Broken furniture all over the place! 179 00:09:42,771 --> 00:09:44,551 Fire is everywhere! 180 00:09:44,631 --> 00:09:47,081 My favorite harp, ruined! 181 00:09:47,081 --> 00:09:48,631 Unbelievable! 182 00:09:48,671 --> 00:09:50,111 And what about Thomas? 183 00:09:51,591 --> 00:09:52,561 Thomas? 184 00:09:56,071 --> 00:09:57,272 He's out cold. 185 00:09:57,322 --> 00:10:00,871 Oh, thanks for a perfect anniversary, darling. 186 00:10:02,442 --> 00:10:04,961 Right, you two... 187 00:10:05,201 --> 00:10:08,241 are the best babysitters we've ever had! 188 00:10:08,282 --> 00:10:10,501 You surely did better than the last few. 189 00:10:12,821 --> 00:10:15,501 I'm impressed, I was sure you perish. 190 00:10:15,531 --> 00:10:17,591 Yeah thanks, but you know what we want. 191 00:10:17,631 --> 00:10:18,821 Bring Muscle Man back! 192 00:10:18,861 --> 00:10:21,322 Alright fine, a deal is a deal. 193 00:10:29,372 --> 00:10:33,432 You know it's not easy juggling a full-time job, and raising a family. 194 00:10:33,452 --> 00:10:38,471 So don't expect to be so easy to get one of your souls back next time... 195 00:10:38,531 --> 00:10:39,911 which will be soon. 196 00:10:39,971 --> 00:10:44,021 We'll wait Muscle Man entrance that hot dog eating contest. 197 00:10:47,251 --> 00:10:50,791 Seriously, you gonna die at that hot dog eating contest. 198 00:10:50,831 --> 00:10:51,571 Ta. 199 00:10:53,101 --> 00:10:54,581 Wait, how do we get home?