1 00:00:08,680 --> 00:00:10,449 Alright, let's get back to work. 2 00:00:11,209 --> 00:00:12,908 We should get go a coffee first. 3 00:00:12,968 --> 00:00:14,708 What? We just had a coffee. 4 00:00:14,708 --> 00:00:15,958 Well, now hang on. Hear me out. 5 00:00:15,968 --> 00:00:17,357 We'll go to the coffee shop, 6 00:00:17,357 --> 00:00:20,217 get another coffee and a jelly donut— 7 00:00:20,247 --> 00:00:21,146 No, dude! 8 00:00:21,156 --> 00:00:23,066 We got to stay here and get back to work. 9 00:00:23,066 --> 00:00:25,635 "No, dude! We got to stay here and get back to work." 10 00:00:25,645 --> 00:00:26,665 Listen to you, man. 11 00:00:26,695 --> 00:00:28,485 I'm gonna start calling you Benson Junior. 12 00:00:28,774 --> 00:00:30,914 Dude, Benson can't stand it when you leave jobs 13 00:00:30,914 --> 00:00:32,294 before they're even finished. 14 00:00:32,294 --> 00:00:34,033 Oh, please. What's he gonna do? 15 00:00:34,033 --> 00:00:35,833 - Dude, stop. - Fire me? 16 00:00:35,903 --> 00:00:37,192 It's Benson! 17 00:00:37,192 --> 00:00:39,552 Yeah, I know it's Benson! That's how it works around here. 18 00:00:39,552 --> 00:00:43,021 I don't do my work, and he doesn't do a thing about it. It's a win-win. 19 00:00:43,021 --> 00:00:46,410 Actually, it's a lose-lose, 'cause you're fired! 20 00:00:46,410 --> 00:00:49,609 Benson! I was just messing around. Sorry about that. 21 00:00:49,649 --> 00:00:51,649 I'm just gonna go back to work now, okay? 22 00:00:51,679 --> 00:00:52,998 No, you're not! 23 00:00:52,998 --> 00:00:55,358 You're actually fired. I want you out of here. 24 00:00:55,358 --> 00:00:57,147 I'm sorry, Benson. It won't happen again! 25 00:00:57,147 --> 00:00:58,597 Can't you just give him another chance? 26 00:00:58,597 --> 00:01:00,257 What's going on here? 27 00:01:00,307 --> 00:01:01,756 Benson just fired Rigby. 28 00:01:01,756 --> 00:01:03,756 Why, what's the matter, Benson? 29 00:01:03,756 --> 00:01:06,065 Well, for one, he never finishes his work. 30 00:01:06,085 --> 00:01:08,095 That's not true! I always finish my work. 31 00:01:14,383 --> 00:01:16,842 Okay. So, maybe I don't always finish my work, 32 00:01:16,842 --> 00:01:18,802 but, you never told me how to! 33 00:01:18,942 --> 00:01:21,641 How am I suppose to do something I don't even know how to do? 34 00:01:21,641 --> 00:01:23,641 I don't know. If you haven't figured it out already, 35 00:01:23,641 --> 00:01:25,500 you're not gonna figure it out anytime soon! 36 00:01:25,530 --> 00:01:26,890 I want you outta here! 37 00:01:26,890 --> 00:01:29,219 Benson, Benson, calm down. 38 00:01:29,269 --> 00:01:31,619 Now I can see why you're distraught, 39 00:01:31,619 --> 00:01:34,588 but perhaps you can grant him one more chance? 40 00:01:34,588 --> 00:01:36,987 No way. I've already given him too many. 41 00:01:36,987 --> 00:01:39,417 But, he does have a point. 42 00:01:39,417 --> 00:01:42,146 He's never been properly trained. 43 00:01:42,176 --> 00:01:44,905 Yeah, I do have a good point! A really good point! 44 00:01:44,905 --> 00:01:46,545 Isn't there some kind of training thing 45 00:01:46,545 --> 00:01:48,614 or something like Pops is saying that I can do? 46 00:01:48,614 --> 00:01:50,804 You mean like a mentorship program? 47 00:01:50,804 --> 00:01:52,963 Yeah, a mentorship program! Exactly! 48 00:01:52,963 --> 00:01:55,043 That's what I need to get my life back on track. 49 00:01:55,043 --> 00:01:56,962 Ah, yes, a mentor! 50 00:01:56,962 --> 00:01:59,192 That sounds like a wonderful idea. 51 00:02:00,041 --> 00:02:02,871 So you want a mentorship program? 52 00:02:02,971 --> 00:02:05,730 Well, I'll give you a mentorship program. 53 00:02:06,700 --> 00:02:09,259 Muscle Man, this is Benson. Are you there? Over. 54 00:02:09,469 --> 00:02:10,739 Talk to me. Over. 55 00:02:10,739 --> 00:02:11,669 Muscle Man... 56 00:02:11,729 --> 00:02:14,728 do you still have that mentoring harness? 57 00:02:18,547 --> 00:02:21,936 Hey, everybody, look! It's Rig-Baby! 58 00:02:21,936 --> 00:02:22,556 Quit it! 59 00:02:22,576 --> 00:02:23,556 Alright, Rigby. 60 00:02:23,746 --> 00:02:25,985 Here's how this mentorship is going to go down. 61 00:02:26,155 --> 00:02:30,064 You have to remain attached to Muscle man for an entire eight-hour shift 62 00:02:30,064 --> 00:02:32,463 so he can show you how to do your job. 63 00:02:32,463 --> 00:02:34,753 If at any time you don't think you can handle it... 64 00:02:34,753 --> 00:02:37,202 you can just pull that ripcord and walk away. 65 00:02:37,202 --> 00:02:41,221 Yeah! Walk away right back to livin' in yo mama's basement, 66 00:02:41,221 --> 00:02:43,141 where you can quit all you want! 67 00:02:45,490 --> 00:02:48,059 The clock is ticking, boys, you better get moving. 68 00:02:48,799 --> 00:02:50,889 You're gonna be the best employee in the park 69 00:02:50,889 --> 00:02:52,698 by the time I'm through with you. 70 00:02:52,718 --> 00:02:55,298 Because we're about to work real hard. 71 00:02:56,267 --> 00:02:58,727 Alright, time for lesson 1. 72 00:02:58,777 --> 00:03:01,946 Lesson 1 is always stay calm. 73 00:03:03,416 --> 00:03:05,035 Aren't you gonna close the bag? 74 00:03:05,045 --> 00:03:07,295 Save all questions till the end of the lesson. 75 00:03:07,974 --> 00:03:09,314 But it reeks! 76 00:03:09,314 --> 00:03:11,084 I don't care if it reeks! 77 00:03:11,084 --> 00:03:13,373 Just stay calm and you'll get through it... 78 00:03:13,503 --> 00:03:14,843 unless you wanna quit, 79 00:03:14,893 --> 00:03:17,052 cause that's how it sounds right now! 80 00:03:17,052 --> 00:03:18,312 Wait! No, no! Don't! 81 00:03:18,982 --> 00:03:20,621 Is everything alright here? 82 00:03:20,641 --> 00:03:22,831 He asked you a question, Rig-baby. 83 00:03:22,871 --> 00:03:25,570 Answer your boss when he speaks to you. 84 00:03:25,570 --> 00:03:27,549 Fine! Everything's fine! 85 00:03:27,549 --> 00:03:30,939 If he steps out of line, don't hesitate to pull that thing. 86 00:03:30,979 --> 00:03:32,958 You ain't gotta tell me twice. 87 00:03:32,958 --> 00:03:35,547 Now pick up that bag of fertilizer, Rig-baby! 88 00:03:37,247 --> 00:03:39,157 Just sit back and watch a pro. 89 00:03:39,157 --> 00:03:42,386 This guy's better at mentoring than anyone I've ever seen. 90 00:03:42,456 --> 00:03:45,485 I never knew Muscle man was such an expert! 91 00:03:45,805 --> 00:03:50,014 Benson, that was so good of you to give Rigby another chance. 92 00:03:50,104 --> 00:03:53,323 Yep, that's exactly the kind of guy I am. 93 00:03:54,623 --> 00:03:57,142 Lesson 2 is stay cool. 94 00:03:57,182 --> 00:04:00,101 If you overheat, you might not finish your job. 95 00:04:01,281 --> 00:04:02,531 Come on, man! 96 00:04:02,681 --> 00:04:06,690 Gotta keep my baby soft skin soft for my lady. 97 00:04:06,740 --> 00:04:09,959 But you wouldn't know nothing about that would you, Rig-baby? 98 00:04:09,959 --> 00:04:13,188 Let me down! It's too hot! Let me down! 99 00:04:13,228 --> 00:04:15,157 Oh, I'll let you down alright! 100 00:04:15,447 --> 00:04:16,737 Alright! I'm sorry! 101 00:04:16,807 --> 00:04:19,296 One more of those and you're out of here. 102 00:04:20,976 --> 00:04:22,936 Benson, what time is it? 103 00:04:22,936 --> 00:04:24,595 It's 11:43. 104 00:04:24,665 --> 00:04:26,905 Benson, You can't do this to people! 105 00:04:26,905 --> 00:04:29,164 You better shut up or I'll give you a mentor. 106 00:04:34,043 --> 00:04:36,822 Rig-baby, repeat lessons 1 and 2. 107 00:04:36,832 --> 00:04:38,802 Lesson 1, stay calm. 108 00:04:39,151 --> 00:04:40,951 Lesson 2, is be cool. 109 00:04:40,951 --> 00:04:42,561 - Stay cool. - Yeah, stay cool. 110 00:04:42,591 --> 00:04:45,080 - Alright, forget those two lessons. - WHAT! 111 00:04:45,080 --> 00:04:48,369 Lesson 3 is the only one that matters. 112 00:04:48,469 --> 00:04:51,918 Lesson 3 is never quit. You say it. 113 00:04:51,988 --> 00:04:53,598 - Never quit. - What? 114 00:04:53,638 --> 00:04:54,658 Never quit. 115 00:04:54,748 --> 00:04:57,267 I'm sorry, did you say something, Rig-baby? 116 00:04:57,267 --> 00:04:58,477 I said never quit! 117 00:04:59,296 --> 00:05:00,876 I CAN'T HEAR YOU! 118 00:05:00,876 --> 00:05:01,946 Never quit! 119 00:05:01,946 --> 00:05:04,235 You sound like a quiet little quitter! 120 00:05:04,235 --> 00:05:05,535 NEVER QUIT! 121 00:05:05,535 --> 00:05:07,094 I'm gonna yank this chord 122 00:05:07,094 --> 00:05:10,054 just like your mom yanked that pacifier 123 00:05:10,054 --> 00:05:12,933 out of your little baby mouth! 124 00:05:12,943 --> 00:05:14,732 NEVER QUIT! 125 00:05:14,732 --> 00:05:17,332 Well, we'll have to see about that 126 00:05:17,462 --> 00:05:20,551 cause we're about to start working real hard. 127 00:05:53,683 --> 00:05:57,092 Muscle man, I think that was the worst day of my life. 128 00:05:57,122 --> 00:05:58,561 What do you mean "was"? 129 00:05:58,651 --> 00:06:01,051 You still haven't taken your exam yet. 130 00:06:01,051 --> 00:06:03,430 Are you serious? The day's almost over. 131 00:06:03,460 --> 00:06:07,209 Yeah, well your job's gonna be over if you don't take the exam. 132 00:06:08,599 --> 00:06:12,048 The exam is you have to complete one job 133 00:06:12,048 --> 00:06:15,027 to prove that you retained all the information 134 00:06:15,027 --> 00:06:16,757 from the membership program. 135 00:06:16,807 --> 00:06:17,977 What's the job? 136 00:06:17,977 --> 00:06:21,146 Well, you know how I've been carrying you around all day? 137 00:06:21,316 --> 00:06:25,465 Your job is to carry me to that water fountain right over there. 138 00:06:25,475 --> 00:06:27,044 I'm hecka thirsty. 139 00:06:28,744 --> 00:06:30,723 Wait... Wait! No! No! 140 00:06:31,933 --> 00:06:33,933 It's not as easy as it looks, is it? 141 00:06:33,943 --> 00:06:36,072 Just stay calm and you'll get through it. 142 00:06:38,431 --> 00:06:40,861 Just stay cool and you'll finish anything! 143 00:06:49,019 --> 00:06:50,488 Forget those two lessons. 144 00:06:50,488 --> 00:06:53,128 The only thing that matters is that you never quit! 145 00:06:54,147 --> 00:06:57,137 What's the matter Rig-baby, given up already? 146 00:06:57,137 --> 00:06:59,906 I knew you were a quitter from the moment I laid eyes on you! 147 00:07:01,956 --> 00:07:05,525 Just say it, Rig-baby! YOU WANNA QUIT, JUST SAY IT! 148 00:07:06,084 --> 00:07:07,974 No! 149 00:07:09,794 --> 00:07:12,793 Muscle Man! None of this has to do with mentoring! 150 00:07:12,843 --> 00:07:14,232 You're not a mentor! 151 00:07:14,282 --> 00:07:18,491 You're just a BIG, FAT, SMELLY, JERK! 152 00:07:18,611 --> 00:07:21,081 Well, then I guess we're done here. 153 00:07:21,980 --> 00:07:24,600 If you don't appreciate what I'm trying to do for you 154 00:07:24,650 --> 00:07:27,369 then you don't deserve this job, quitter! 155 00:07:27,549 --> 00:07:29,119 No, don't! I'll get fired! 156 00:07:30,398 --> 00:07:35,287 NO! 157 00:07:36,817 --> 00:07:38,056 What are you doing? 158 00:07:38,376 --> 00:07:41,126 Get off my face! It's over! 159 00:07:41,126 --> 00:07:43,425 No way! I've gone through too much! 160 00:07:46,204 --> 00:07:47,874 Get off of me, quitter! 161 00:07:47,874 --> 00:07:49,963 No! I'll never quit! 162 00:07:50,793 --> 00:07:52,223 I am not a quitter! 163 00:07:57,202 --> 00:07:58,421 Here we go, baby. 164 00:07:58,421 --> 00:08:01,461 If he lets go of Muscle Man, I get to fire him. 165 00:08:01,461 --> 00:08:02,710 Oh... my... 166 00:08:07,299 --> 00:08:10,178 Benson, You've got to stop this! He's gonna kill him! 167 00:08:11,858 --> 00:08:13,398 He's still got a minute to go. 168 00:08:51,438 --> 00:08:52,788 You've got to call it off, Benson! 169 00:08:52,788 --> 00:08:55,637 Well now hold on... He's still got 10 seconds.. 170 00:09:02,885 --> 00:09:05,145 It's five o'clock! IT'S FIVE O'CLOCK! 171 00:09:15,912 --> 00:09:17,751 Never quit! 172 00:09:21,110 --> 00:09:22,930 Muscle man, are you alright? 173 00:09:22,970 --> 00:09:24,010 Muscle Man? 174 00:09:26,149 --> 00:09:27,929 Don't you quit on me! 175 00:09:35,767 --> 00:09:37,486 Congrats, Rigby. 176 00:09:37,816 --> 00:09:40,556 You passed the mentorship program. 177 00:09:43,025 --> 00:09:44,215 Yo Benson... 178 00:09:44,395 --> 00:09:46,334 This one's good to go. 179 00:09:47,674 --> 00:09:50,483 - Dude, good job. - Thanks. 180 00:09:51,153 --> 00:09:53,712 Rigby, I'm proud of you. 181 00:09:53,752 --> 00:09:56,712 Not only did you last the whole day without quitting, 182 00:09:56,822 --> 00:10:00,481 but you applied to what you learned from your mentor to keep your job. 183 00:10:00,581 --> 00:10:01,730 Welcome back. 184 00:10:01,960 --> 00:10:03,020 Nice! 185 00:10:06,909 --> 00:10:09,178 Congratulations, Rigby! 186 00:10:09,178 --> 00:10:11,258 I knew you could do it. 187 00:10:11,308 --> 00:10:12,318 Thanks, Pops. 188 00:10:14,907 --> 00:10:17,806 Not everybody agrees with my mentorship style. 189 00:10:17,816 --> 00:10:21,545 It's even received it's fairness of criticism throughout the years, 190 00:10:21,545 --> 00:10:23,555 but you took it like a man, bro. 191 00:10:23,755 --> 00:10:27,704 You worked hard out there today Rig... by. 192 00:10:31,663 --> 00:10:33,432 Where are you gonna go, now Muscle man? 193 00:10:34,582 --> 00:10:35,442 I don't know. 194 00:10:35,732 --> 00:10:37,671 Wherever the wind takes me, I guess. 195 00:10:37,751 --> 00:10:39,931 Probably find a place to settle down... 196 00:10:40,251 --> 00:10:43,180 And get a burger with a large side of onion rings. 197 00:10:43,220 --> 00:10:44,969 See you around, Ladies! 198 00:10:48,449 --> 00:10:50,228 You wanna get some food or something? 199 00:10:50,248 --> 00:10:51,058 Sure, dude. 200 00:10:51,068 --> 00:10:52,607 But you should probably take a shower first. 201 00:10:52,607 --> 00:10:53,977 You smell like Muscle Man.