1 00:00:20,508 --> 00:00:22,268 Listen to that engine purr! 2 00:00:22,448 --> 00:00:23,297 Thanks to the cart, 3 00:00:23,297 --> 00:00:25,307 we picked up this manure in record time. 4 00:00:25,357 --> 00:00:26,207 Yeah dude. 5 00:00:26,247 --> 00:00:28,227 With this cart, there's no lame job. 6 00:00:28,227 --> 00:00:30,076 Benson can give us that we can't handle. 7 00:00:30,206 --> 00:00:31,726 Hey speaking of jobs, 8 00:00:31,726 --> 00:00:33,016 we're late for the staff meeting. 9 00:00:33,016 --> 00:00:33,836 Punch it. 10 00:00:38,525 --> 00:00:40,625 Oh, look who decided to show up. 11 00:00:40,805 --> 00:00:41,755 Sorry, Benson. 12 00:00:41,755 --> 00:00:43,794 As I was saying, 13 00:00:43,834 --> 00:00:47,244 I crunched the numbers and the park has extra money this year. 14 00:00:47,584 --> 00:00:51,153 Mordecai and Rigby, you can take this hunk of junk to the dump. 15 00:00:51,153 --> 00:00:51,843 Whuh? 16 00:00:51,843 --> 00:00:53,713 'Cause I bought us this. 17 00:00:53,713 --> 00:00:57,012 Say guten tag to the Smarten Karten. 18 00:00:57,202 --> 00:00:58,262 Guten tag. 19 00:01:01,152 --> 00:01:03,731 Modern, sophisticated, powerful. 20 00:01:03,741 --> 00:01:08,400 These are three adjectives used to describe this miracle of German engineering. 21 00:01:08,990 --> 00:01:11,760 This thing has 100 horsepower! 22 00:01:11,760 --> 00:01:14,540 A device that holds beverages. 23 00:01:16,249 --> 00:01:18,489 No way! A butt warmer! 24 00:01:22,678 --> 00:01:23,948 Who needs all that stuff? 25 00:01:24,018 --> 00:01:25,818 Here are a few words to describe the cart. 26 00:01:25,838 --> 00:01:27,987 Reliable, uh, classic... 27 00:01:29,877 --> 00:01:31,727 Won't smell like manure later. 28 00:01:31,847 --> 00:01:34,426 These seats are vintage simulated vinyl. 29 00:01:34,426 --> 00:01:36,016 And look at these classic details. 30 00:01:36,016 --> 00:01:37,446 Those are stickers. 31 00:01:37,446 --> 00:01:39,826 Dude, Benson, the cart's been at the park forever. 32 00:01:39,826 --> 00:01:41,255 It's like the member of the family. 33 00:01:41,255 --> 00:01:42,725 It's the eighth worker of the park. 34 00:01:42,855 --> 00:01:45,235 That cart's engine is on its last legs. 35 00:01:45,235 --> 00:01:48,354 It's releasing noxious gas fumes into the air. 36 00:01:48,354 --> 00:01:49,674 We're not taking Muscle Man to the dump 37 00:01:49,674 --> 00:01:51,984 and releases noxious fumes all the time! 38 00:01:52,474 --> 00:01:54,133 No! He's not worth it. 39 00:01:54,133 --> 00:01:55,773 Guys, guys. 40 00:01:56,193 --> 00:01:58,763 I know you had a lot of good in that cart. 41 00:01:58,783 --> 00:02:00,332 But it's not cost effective. 42 00:02:00,352 --> 00:02:01,702 Who's gonna pay the bills for it? 43 00:02:01,722 --> 00:02:02,602 We'll pay 'em. 44 00:02:02,602 --> 00:02:04,362 So, you'll pay the gas bill. 45 00:02:04,442 --> 00:02:04,792 Done 46 00:02:04,792 --> 00:02:06,251 And the repair bills. 47 00:02:06,281 --> 00:02:08,601 Not to mention insurance, tags, 48 00:02:08,641 --> 00:02:10,471 and the occasional tetanus shot. 49 00:02:11,351 --> 00:02:12,880 Okay. 50 00:02:14,480 --> 00:02:15,870 $2,000? 51 00:02:15,870 --> 00:02:16,760 That's right. 52 00:02:16,790 --> 00:02:19,799 Paid in full every month for the rest of your life. 53 00:02:19,869 --> 00:02:21,149 You've made your point. 54 00:02:21,149 --> 00:02:24,819 Now take the cart to the dump by the end of the day or you're fired! 55 00:02:33,017 --> 00:02:34,517 We'd better get going to the dump. 56 00:02:34,517 --> 00:02:37,397 It's not fair, man. It's not fair to the cart! 57 00:02:37,397 --> 00:02:40,776 Dude, I love the cart too. But we can't afford to keep it. 58 00:02:40,776 --> 00:02:44,346 Now let's pour soda on the hood, for old cart's sake. 59 00:02:44,346 --> 00:02:45,315 Word. 60 00:02:57,464 --> 00:02:59,773 Is it what it's like to be conscious? 61 00:02:59,963 --> 00:03:01,533 How is this possible? 62 00:03:04,242 --> 00:03:05,822 This is awesome! 63 00:03:05,822 --> 00:03:08,592 I'm happy also, Mordecai and Rigby. 64 00:03:08,592 --> 00:03:11,171 Dude, you know us? You call us Mordecai and Rigby! 65 00:03:11,171 --> 00:03:12,101 Don't you have a name? 66 00:03:12,101 --> 00:03:15,511 Well according to the writing on my insides, it's... Hecho. 67 00:03:15,791 --> 00:03:17,200 Hecho en México. 68 00:03:17,500 --> 00:03:18,500 We'll just call you "cart". 69 00:03:18,990 --> 00:03:20,500 Wow my first nickname! 70 00:03:20,710 --> 00:03:23,539 A lot of good that'll do me, not if you take me to the dump. 71 00:03:23,889 --> 00:03:27,389 I've only been alive for 30 seconds and I've already known that life is cruel. 72 00:03:27,529 --> 00:03:31,368 And to think, I've still never felt a delicate touch of a lady cart. 73 00:03:31,368 --> 00:03:32,718 I can't stand it! 74 00:03:32,718 --> 00:03:35,118 Cart, you deserve better than this. 75 00:03:35,118 --> 00:03:39,297 Before you go to the dump, we' ll take you to experience all the things you've never got to do. 76 00:03:39,297 --> 00:03:42,327 Wow you do that? For old cart's sake? 77 00:03:42,327 --> 00:03:44,816 Yeah dude, for old cart's sake. 78 00:03:46,736 --> 00:03:48,606 So what do you wanna do first, cart? 79 00:03:48,606 --> 00:03:49,595 Well... 80 00:04:38,498 --> 00:04:41,137 I got to say cart, you're a pretty cool guy. 81 00:04:41,687 --> 00:04:43,657 Right back at ya, Brodecai. 82 00:04:43,657 --> 00:04:46,287 Mordecai, Rigby, are you there? 83 00:04:46,607 --> 00:04:48,986 Dude, dude, answer in a French accent. 84 00:04:48,986 --> 00:04:50,166 What? No way. 85 00:04:50,166 --> 00:04:50,976 Hey, Benson. 86 00:04:50,976 --> 00:04:53,526 Wait wait wait, tell him we just picked up his mama. 87 00:04:56,305 --> 00:04:57,185 Dude, shut up! 88 00:04:57,205 --> 00:04:59,715 You guy were do back hours ago. 89 00:04:59,715 --> 00:05:00,804 Sorry, we... 90 00:05:00,804 --> 00:05:03,654 I don't care! Get back here or you're fired! 91 00:05:04,084 --> 00:05:06,334 Aright, we'd better head to the dump. 92 00:05:06,334 --> 00:05:07,183 Where's cart? 93 00:05:07,353 --> 00:05:09,183 Ah! What? Did he ditch us? 94 00:05:09,293 --> 00:05:12,333 Oh no! This is just like the time Benson had us take care of his dog. 95 00:05:12,333 --> 00:05:14,822 Then we took the dog to Cheezer's then the dog ran away! 96 00:05:14,822 --> 00:05:16,352 Wait, there he is. 97 00:05:16,662 --> 00:05:18,352 Cart, what're you doing? 98 00:05:18,932 --> 00:05:21,051 Sorry guy, I was just throwing away our trash. 99 00:05:21,361 --> 00:05:24,901 Kinda like who's gonna throw me away. You know, at the dump? 100 00:05:25,900 --> 00:05:26,500 Come on cart, it's not gonna like that. 101 00:05:27,500 --> 00:05:31,730 Is that all I am? Just a... used-up taco wrapper? 102 00:05:33,419 --> 00:05:34,849 You know what make me feel better? 103 00:05:34,849 --> 00:05:35,449 What? 104 00:05:35,449 --> 00:05:37,129 If I can get a view of the sunset. 105 00:05:37,129 --> 00:05:40,198 Yeah, that sunset is prime send-off material! 106 00:05:40,198 --> 00:05:42,838 Let's Goooooooooooooooooooo. 107 00:05:43,588 --> 00:05:44,838 I don't know. 108 00:05:44,838 --> 00:05:46,917 Come on buddy, just one more drive. 109 00:05:46,917 --> 00:05:48,387 For old cart's sake? 110 00:05:49,647 --> 00:05:51,577 I can't say no to that face. 111 00:05:52,626 --> 00:05:55,066 Wow, it's... magnificent. 112 00:05:55,796 --> 00:05:58,405 Just seeing such beauty gives meaning to my short life, 113 00:05:58,645 --> 00:06:00,785 and even shorter life as a sentient being. 114 00:06:01,155 --> 00:06:02,615 I really feel at peace. 115 00:06:02,615 --> 00:06:03,875 That's great, dude. 116 00:06:04,245 --> 00:06:05,874 Alright, let's get going. 117 00:06:07,564 --> 00:06:11,563 You... you know I've never been to a... a car wash. Yeah. 118 00:06:11,703 --> 00:06:13,373 But we wash you all the time! 119 00:06:13,373 --> 00:06:15,373 No I mean a real car wash. 120 00:06:15,613 --> 00:06:18,392 Look I know you won't understand because you are not a golf cart, but... 121 00:06:18,392 --> 00:06:20,392 I don't wanna go without experiencing this. 122 00:06:20,392 --> 00:06:21,612 Then we'll get soaked. 123 00:06:21,612 --> 00:06:24,071 Yeah... well I'm getting crushed. 124 00:06:24,071 --> 00:06:27,011 Seems like the least you can do, with me being crushed and all. 125 00:06:33,960 --> 00:06:36,969 Thanks so much guys, It really means a lot to me. 126 00:06:36,969 --> 00:06:39,749 And now that I'm clean, I'm ready for my final wish. 127 00:06:39,789 --> 00:06:42,479 Ah what? You said the last thing was the last thing. 128 00:06:42,479 --> 00:06:44,948 I promise! This is it! One last wish. 129 00:06:45,408 --> 00:06:47,268 For old cart's sake. 130 00:06:47,498 --> 00:06:49,617 Okay, fine. But that's it. 131 00:06:49,617 --> 00:06:51,047 Niiiiice! 132 00:06:51,047 --> 00:06:53,047 Let's gooooo! 133 00:06:53,047 --> 00:06:54,117 Where to exactly? 134 00:06:54,117 --> 00:06:55,157 You'll see. 135 00:06:56,146 --> 00:06:58,686 Seriously, you dudes are gonna love this. 136 00:06:59,496 --> 00:07:01,196 Family Restaurant? 137 00:07:03,365 --> 00:07:05,435 Why is everything in quotes? 138 00:07:09,604 --> 00:07:13,984 Hey, I ask for the dressing separate! Separate! 139 00:07:13,984 --> 00:07:17,593 Take it up with the complaints department, right here. 140 00:07:17,593 --> 00:07:18,413 Puppies! 141 00:07:18,413 --> 00:07:19,153 Kittens! 142 00:07:19,153 --> 00:07:19,833 Puppies! 143 00:07:19,833 --> 00:07:20,753 Kittens! 144 00:07:22,532 --> 00:07:24,712 Hey, you're gonna order something? 145 00:07:24,712 --> 00:07:26,412 Engine oil, black. 146 00:07:26,652 --> 00:07:29,001 I get it, oil's on me. 147 00:07:31,111 --> 00:07:34,461 Dude, you should've just told us you wanna to find a oil change. 148 00:07:34,461 --> 00:07:39,860 Hey, don't you know that grade of oil causes unnecessary wear impair on your engine? 149 00:07:39,860 --> 00:07:41,859 Oh maybe I got a death wish, pal. 150 00:07:42,339 --> 00:07:45,469 Jokers like you should be taken to the dump. 151 00:07:46,169 --> 00:07:48,268 You make me wanna puke! 152 00:07:49,748 --> 00:07:50,348 Jerk. 153 00:07:50,348 --> 00:07:53,538 Okay... you got your last drink. 154 00:07:53,538 --> 00:07:55,647 Let's head to the dump, it's getting late. 155 00:07:55,647 --> 00:07:57,847 Oh this? This isn't the last thing. 156 00:07:57,847 --> 00:07:59,587 Uh? Then what is it? 157 00:07:59,587 --> 00:08:01,066 Watch this. 158 00:08:03,716 --> 00:08:05,726 I've always wanted to get into a fight! 159 00:08:08,295 --> 00:08:09,745 Aims fighting words? 160 00:08:12,115 --> 00:08:13,744 I hate this music! 161 00:08:21,663 --> 00:08:22,853 Who want some! 162 00:08:30,012 --> 00:08:30,862 Cart! 163 00:08:39,460 --> 00:08:40,720 Get lost! 164 00:08:41,990 --> 00:08:45,310 This is a decent family establishment. 165 00:08:45,310 --> 00:08:48,659 Don't need you low lives of messing things up. 166 00:08:49,899 --> 00:08:54,218 Wait a minute, where's the cart? I knew it, he ditched us! 167 00:08:54,218 --> 00:08:56,428 We should've taken him to the dump when we had the chance. 168 00:08:56,558 --> 00:08:58,288 We're so fired dude! 169 00:08:58,397 --> 00:09:00,687 Mordecai look, an oil trail! 170 00:09:00,687 --> 00:09:01,817 There he is! 171 00:09:03,007 --> 00:09:05,626 Cart, what are you doing up here? 172 00:09:05,626 --> 00:09:08,406 I... I am so sorry you guys, I... 173 00:09:08,406 --> 00:09:11,016 I just didn't want you to see me like this. 174 00:09:11,166 --> 00:09:14,525 It's alright dude, can we please just go to the dump right now? 175 00:09:14,525 --> 00:09:17,335 If I have to go, I'm gonna do it my way. 176 00:09:17,764 --> 00:09:20,844 I want to be sent off this cliff, into the ocean. 177 00:09:21,084 --> 00:09:25,523 Filled with fireworks from a third-world country, to go out in a blaze of glory. 178 00:09:25,853 --> 00:09:28,243 That's my final, final wish. 179 00:09:29,393 --> 00:09:32,692 That's... the coolest thing I've ever heard. 180 00:09:33,942 --> 00:09:35,882 Alright, that's the last of them. 181 00:09:35,882 --> 00:09:36,742 Thanks you guys. 182 00:09:36,912 --> 00:09:38,251 Do you have any regrets? 183 00:09:38,551 --> 00:09:42,561 Well I never did write that novel, but I've seen things other carts wouldn't believe. 184 00:09:43,071 --> 00:09:45,530 I've started an all-over board at family restaurant. 185 00:09:45,760 --> 00:09:49,020 I've watched sun beams shimmer of the city from the highest parking ramp. 186 00:09:49,430 --> 00:09:52,339 My only regret, is that I couldn't hold more fireworks. 187 00:09:52,659 --> 00:09:54,339 Yeah, but it's still a lot. 188 00:09:54,339 --> 00:09:56,338 Yeah it is! 189 00:09:59,448 --> 00:10:01,128 Let's get the show on the road. 190 00:10:04,617 --> 00:10:05,797 Good luck, old friend. 191 00:10:25,984 --> 00:10:27,664 Coolest decommission ever. 192 00:10:27,664 --> 00:10:28,693 Totally cool! 193 00:10:28,853 --> 00:10:30,103 Mordecai, Rigby. 194 00:10:30,103 --> 00:10:30,633 Hello? 195 00:10:30,633 --> 00:10:32,243 There's been an accounting error. 196 00:10:32,333 --> 00:10:36,172 I forgot to carry a zero and it turns out we can't afford the new cart. 197 00:10:36,172 --> 00:10:40,472 And the seat warmer gave Muscle Man third-degree burns on 70% of his butt. 198 00:10:40,912 --> 00:10:42,471 We need you to bring the old cart back. 199 00:10:44,361 --> 00:10:49,210 I bet you two're glad to hear that, you know, it wasn't such a bad old cart after all. 200 00:10:52,930 --> 00:10:54,040 Let's go get him.