1 00:00:17,827 --> 00:00:19,356 Oh, it's on. 2 00:00:19,596 --> 00:00:22,205 Time to bust out the popcorn, baby. 3 00:00:29,273 --> 00:00:31,113 Why aren't you laughing, babe? 4 00:00:31,113 --> 00:00:33,312 You always laugh when we go on dates! 5 00:00:33,442 --> 00:00:35,391 Mitch, we have to talk. 6 00:00:36,191 --> 00:00:37,151 I've been thinking. 7 00:00:37,331 --> 00:00:39,580 We need to take our relationship to the next level. 8 00:00:39,900 --> 00:00:41,719 My parents are in town tonight, 9 00:00:41,719 --> 00:00:43,779 and I think you should meet them over dinner! 10 00:00:43,809 --> 00:00:45,658 Whoa, seriously? 11 00:00:45,898 --> 00:00:47,818 Babe, that's a huge step! 12 00:00:47,888 --> 00:00:51,846 And I already know the perfect place: Wing Kingdom. 13 00:00:52,366 --> 00:00:55,125 I don't think you should take my parents to Wing Kingdom. 14 00:00:55,375 --> 00:00:57,585 I have another place in mind. 15 00:01:08,701 --> 00:01:10,871 Oh no, bro. 16 00:01:12,150 --> 00:01:15,199 - Are you sure about this place? - Yeah! 17 00:01:15,399 --> 00:01:17,788 This is the best place to make an impression. 18 00:01:17,868 --> 00:01:20,408 I really want my parents to like you. 19 00:01:20,698 --> 00:01:21,967 Sure. 20 00:01:22,297 --> 00:01:24,466 Then, let's go here, babe. 21 00:01:25,076 --> 00:01:27,505 I'm so excited for my parents to meet you! 22 00:01:28,025 --> 00:01:29,845 I have so much to do! 23 00:01:31,714 --> 00:01:34,093 I'd like to make a reservation. 24 00:01:34,683 --> 00:01:39,772 Yeah. Sorrenstein, party of four, seven o'clock PM. 25 00:01:39,812 --> 00:01:43,311 Oui, Yes, Mr. Sorrenstein, we will see you tonight at seven. 26 00:01:43,511 --> 00:01:45,880 Now, we do have a strict dress code. 27 00:01:45,980 --> 00:01:47,519 Dress code? 28 00:01:47,549 --> 00:01:50,309 Oui. Yes. Black tie, jacket... 29 00:01:50,319 --> 00:01:51,278 Jacket? 30 00:01:51,688 --> 00:01:54,337 - I think I might have a windbreaker. - What? 31 00:01:54,497 --> 00:01:57,766 Did I mention a shirt and shoes are required as well? 32 00:01:58,386 --> 00:01:59,956 Of course not, I know that! 33 00:02:00,266 --> 00:02:02,705 Now, this is totally a joke question, 34 00:02:02,705 --> 00:02:06,224 but that shirt has to be clean too, right? 35 00:02:06,294 --> 00:02:08,293 What? Well, I never! 36 00:02:10,572 --> 00:02:11,832 See you at seven! 37 00:02:13,431 --> 00:02:15,891 - Lemme guess, Bistro en Le Parc? - Yeah. 38 00:02:16,031 --> 00:02:19,070 I have to meet Starla's parents there tonight. 39 00:02:20,089 --> 00:02:22,229 Takin' it to the next level! 40 00:02:22,339 --> 00:02:23,978 Yeah, but didn't you hear that? 41 00:02:23,978 --> 00:02:26,338 I barely made it through the reservation! 42 00:02:26,488 --> 00:02:28,497 How am I gonna impress Starla's parents 43 00:02:28,497 --> 00:02:30,866 if I can't even make a reservation? 44 00:02:30,866 --> 00:02:32,206 Dude, just be yourself. 45 00:02:32,206 --> 00:02:35,055 I can't be myself! Myself sucks! 46 00:02:35,085 --> 00:02:38,174 Starla will totally dump me if her parents don't like me. 47 00:02:38,174 --> 00:02:39,723 We'll help you get fancy for your dinner. 48 00:02:39,763 --> 00:02:41,003 Really, dudes? 49 00:02:41,173 --> 00:02:42,803 Yeah man. We're your friends. 50 00:02:42,803 --> 00:02:44,162 We hate to see you bummed out. 51 00:02:44,162 --> 00:02:45,742 Plus, last time Starla dumped you, 52 00:02:45,742 --> 00:02:47,681 you got all sad and we had to do your work. 53 00:02:49,011 --> 00:02:51,700 Yeah. Sure glad I'm not you guys. 54 00:02:51,700 --> 00:02:53,929 - Where do we start? - Not we. 55 00:02:54,159 --> 00:02:55,099 He. 56 00:02:56,928 --> 00:03:00,757 I'm so happy that you decided to become fancy, Muscle Man. 57 00:03:00,757 --> 00:03:02,567 And, you want me to help! 58 00:03:02,736 --> 00:03:04,356 I even wrote a book about it! 59 00:03:04,356 --> 00:03:07,815 Fanciness, Theory and Practical Application. 60 00:03:07,815 --> 00:03:11,674 A practical application of advanced theory of fanciness. 61 00:03:11,714 --> 00:03:13,383 Volume one of six. 62 00:03:13,433 --> 00:03:17,902 First printing, publishing date, M-C-M, X, V, I-I-I... 63 00:03:18,142 --> 00:03:20,441 Dude, we're gonna have to do this our way. 64 00:03:20,561 --> 00:03:22,740 Good. 'cause I don't know if I can handle 65 00:03:22,740 --> 00:03:25,270 having to listen to Pops speak Spanish anymore. 66 00:03:58,170 --> 00:04:00,859 Dude! You look like a whole new man! 67 00:04:00,939 --> 00:04:02,148 How do you feel? 68 00:04:02,218 --> 00:04:03,208 Fancy. 69 00:04:04,588 --> 00:04:06,067 I can't do this! 70 00:04:06,187 --> 00:04:07,577 We're gonna need a plan B. 71 00:04:07,677 --> 00:04:10,186 Rigby, you still got those mini-headsets? 72 00:04:11,136 --> 00:04:12,545 Testing, testing! 73 00:04:12,555 --> 00:04:14,305 I don't know if I can do this, guys. 74 00:04:14,635 --> 00:04:16,804 Dude, don't worry! We got this! 75 00:04:16,884 --> 00:04:18,503 Me and Rigby are already inside. 76 00:04:18,853 --> 00:04:21,802 Just stick to the plan. Everything will be alright. 77 00:04:21,802 --> 00:04:23,332 Thanks, dudes. I— 78 00:04:25,211 --> 00:04:26,941 Mitch! Mitch! 79 00:04:27,841 --> 00:04:30,810 Babe! You look totally ho— 80 00:04:32,099 --> 00:04:33,159 lovely! 81 00:04:33,269 --> 00:04:35,778 Mitch, these are my parents. 82 00:04:36,838 --> 00:04:37,828 Shake their hands. 83 00:04:37,937 --> 00:04:39,627 Mitch Sorrenstein. 84 00:04:39,737 --> 00:04:42,606 Charmed. I am Sir Herbert Gotzmendoder. 85 00:04:42,606 --> 00:04:46,055 And this is my wife, Madame Rose Gotzmendoder. 86 00:04:46,325 --> 00:04:47,675 How do you do? 87 00:04:49,184 --> 00:04:51,243 Let's go inside, shall we? 88 00:04:54,422 --> 00:04:55,502 Dude, get the door! 89 00:05:00,461 --> 00:05:03,050 Welcome to Bistro en Le Parc. 90 00:05:03,140 --> 00:05:05,729 Sorrenstein. Table for 4. 91 00:05:05,779 --> 00:05:08,408 I hope Misure You found a clean shirt. 92 00:05:09,468 --> 00:05:11,857 - You know it, Bro. - Yes. 93 00:05:12,177 --> 00:05:14,017 Your table awaits. 94 00:05:14,346 --> 00:05:15,946 Keep an eye on them. 95 00:05:20,205 --> 00:05:21,924 Dude, pull out the chair for Starla. 96 00:05:25,453 --> 00:05:26,743 You're up, Mordecai. 97 00:05:26,873 --> 00:05:27,852 Showtime. 98 00:05:28,712 --> 00:05:31,341 I love this place, it's so nice! 99 00:05:31,951 --> 00:05:33,890 If it isn't Mr. Sorenstein. 100 00:05:33,970 --> 00:05:35,340 Are you ready to order, Sir? 101 00:05:37,299 --> 00:05:39,189 Muscle Man, you're suppose to order for the table. 102 00:05:39,189 --> 00:05:40,249 Oh, right. 103 00:05:40,468 --> 00:05:42,738 The ladies will have the lobsterand 104 00:05:42,818 --> 00:05:46,307 the gentleman will have the filet mignon. 105 00:05:46,587 --> 00:05:49,316 I mean, if the ladies and gentleman were cool with that. 106 00:05:49,316 --> 00:05:50,635 Indeed. 107 00:05:50,725 --> 00:05:52,075 Excellent choice, sir. 108 00:05:52,135 --> 00:05:54,654 And here's a little something for yourself. 109 00:05:54,734 --> 00:05:57,313 Make sure things are extra fancy. 110 00:05:58,893 --> 00:06:00,912 - Put your napkin in your lap. - Oh, right. 111 00:06:03,911 --> 00:06:04,501 You're up. 112 00:06:04,961 --> 00:06:06,321 Okay, Muscle Man, 113 00:06:06,481 --> 00:06:09,440 get ready for some fancy conversation topics. 114 00:06:10,969 --> 00:06:12,889 - How are you two enjoy... - The weather? 115 00:06:13,508 --> 00:06:17,017 because I think it's... nice lately. 116 00:06:17,017 --> 00:06:18,487 Indeed. 117 00:06:20,006 --> 00:06:21,926 So what do you... Do? 118 00:06:23,765 --> 00:06:27,174 I work full-time in park... management. 119 00:06:28,244 --> 00:06:29,494 Indeed. 120 00:06:29,574 --> 00:06:32,153 Yeah, I'm just lucky I get to do what I love, 121 00:06:32,313 --> 00:06:34,832 which is basically just mowing the lawn topless. 122 00:06:35,972 --> 00:06:37,311 Hot salads coming through. 123 00:06:37,311 --> 00:06:38,581 Cool it with the topless talk. 124 00:06:38,581 --> 00:06:39,850 Here's your salad, sir. 125 00:06:39,960 --> 00:06:43,849 Salad? I love salad, I eat it frequently. 126 00:06:43,849 --> 00:06:45,239 Let's dig in, shall we? 127 00:06:45,239 --> 00:06:46,908 FORK, FORK, USE YOUR FORK! 128 00:06:50,577 --> 00:06:51,517 Salad fork! 129 00:07:13,320 --> 00:07:16,059 To which I reply "My mom". 130 00:07:17,209 --> 00:07:20,908 Hey, this is going so well. They really like you. 131 00:07:20,948 --> 00:07:23,057 He did it! He got through the whole meal! 132 00:07:23,057 --> 00:07:24,957 Wait, who's that? 133 00:07:25,147 --> 00:07:26,956 Your dessert, sir. 134 00:07:28,276 --> 00:07:29,625 You're not our waiter? 135 00:07:29,785 --> 00:07:32,524 Oh no, your waiter is on a break. 136 00:07:34,674 --> 00:07:38,373 But do not worry. I will take care of you now. 137 00:07:39,932 --> 00:07:42,511 Pleses taste the dessert. 138 00:07:42,701 --> 00:07:45,960 It's the fanciest we have to offer. 139 00:07:47,210 --> 00:07:48,939 But there's no forks. 140 00:07:48,939 --> 00:07:51,469 Oh, there's no forks for this dessert. 141 00:07:51,589 --> 00:07:53,268 Only spoons. 142 00:07:53,748 --> 00:07:55,637 Now pick up a spoon and eat it! 143 00:08:14,442 --> 00:08:15,771 You chose wrong. 144 00:08:16,651 --> 00:08:18,490 It's time for you to leave. 145 00:08:18,600 --> 00:08:19,870 What? Why? 146 00:08:19,870 --> 00:08:21,919 Because you're not fancy. 147 00:08:21,949 --> 00:08:25,108 You do not eat the Crème brûlée with that kind of spoon. 148 00:08:25,328 --> 00:08:27,108 You disgust me. 149 00:08:29,917 --> 00:08:31,696 Is that true, Mitch? 150 00:08:31,716 --> 00:08:33,716 You faked being fancy? 151 00:08:33,766 --> 00:08:36,965 Oui Yes. It's true, they're not fancy at all. 152 00:08:44,342 --> 00:08:47,961 And if you will not leave, we will escort you out. 153 00:08:48,031 --> 00:08:49,701 So what will it be? 154 00:08:49,881 --> 00:08:52,450 So what? So I'm not fancy? 155 00:08:52,590 --> 00:08:55,749 I only faked it so I can impress my girlfriend's parents, 156 00:08:55,789 --> 00:08:59,178 who, by the way, I learned are actually pretty cool. 157 00:08:59,588 --> 00:09:01,857 Who cares what kind of spoon this is. 158 00:09:02,377 --> 00:09:04,906 Starla, you're the only one I care about. 159 00:09:04,916 --> 00:09:06,876 We're finishing our dessert. 160 00:09:06,966 --> 00:09:08,175 Very well. 161 00:09:08,225 --> 00:09:12,584 Enjoy your desserts in the emergency room! 162 00:09:12,684 --> 00:09:14,953 Get your hands off her, bro! 163 00:09:15,003 --> 00:09:16,833 What are you going to do about it? 164 00:09:18,122 --> 00:09:18,772 Herb? 165 00:09:18,772 --> 00:09:21,031 I have something to confess too, 166 00:09:21,031 --> 00:09:23,091 I'm not fancy neither! 167 00:09:24,210 --> 00:09:25,650 Destroy them! 168 00:09:25,650 --> 00:09:29,749 Me and Rose were just pretending cause we wanted to impress you. 169 00:09:30,109 --> 00:09:31,818 You didn't have to do that. 170 00:09:40,056 --> 00:09:41,025 We're unarmed. 171 00:09:41,025 --> 00:09:42,905 Well, let me give you a hand. 172 00:09:47,493 --> 00:09:49,443 Let go of my satisfaction chain! 173 00:09:55,411 --> 00:09:57,210 Hey, Starla, nice- 174 00:09:57,620 --> 00:09:59,000 What? What the? 175 00:10:10,786 --> 00:10:12,406 Are you okay, Mitch? 176 00:10:32,450 --> 00:10:33,859 Let's get out of here. 177 00:10:33,919 --> 00:10:36,098 I know exactly where we can go. 178 00:10:36,998 --> 00:10:39,557 - I thought you guys are picky. - We are. 179 00:10:39,627 --> 00:10:44,536 Hey, this place makes Bistro en Le Parc look like Bistro en Le Trash. 180 00:10:46,235 --> 00:10:47,975 This calls for a toast. 181 00:10:47,975 --> 00:10:50,134 I'll do you one better, Herb. 182 00:10:56,582 --> 00:10:58,052 You want the rest of my wings? 183 00:10:58,052 --> 00:11:00,401 No thanks. I just lost my appetite.