1 00:00:05,348 --> 00:00:06,959 Dude, let's water them later. 2 00:00:06,959 --> 00:00:09,670 No! We're watering Margaret's plants now! 3 00:00:11,791 --> 00:00:13,782 - You're so whipped. - No, I'm not. 4 00:00:13,792 --> 00:00:16,413 Yeah right! You're whipped with a capital... 5 00:00:16,553 --> 00:00:18,384 Just help me water the plants! 6 00:00:20,916 --> 00:00:22,807 This place is awesome! 7 00:00:24,998 --> 00:00:26,739 Aw, yeah! Grill! 8 00:00:26,739 --> 00:00:29,610 After we start dating, I'll totally invite you over for burgers. 9 00:00:29,610 --> 00:00:32,081 Whatever! Can we just get this over with so we can leave? 10 00:00:32,091 --> 00:00:33,371 Chill, dude! 11 00:00:34,613 --> 00:00:36,594 I can't believe Margaret asked us to water her plants 12 00:00:36,594 --> 00:00:38,084 while she's gone for the weekend. 13 00:00:38,124 --> 00:00:40,345 I think this really shows a level of trust. 14 00:00:40,355 --> 00:00:41,996 I think you're reading too much into it. 15 00:00:41,996 --> 00:00:43,797 All she did was ask you to water her plants. 16 00:00:43,857 --> 00:00:47,318 Yeah, well, I don't see anyone asking you to water their plants. 17 00:00:48,239 --> 00:00:50,010 Man, she's got a lot of plants! 18 00:00:51,881 --> 00:00:53,852 I can't believe you told her you'd water all these. 19 00:00:53,882 --> 00:00:54,772 What a chump. 20 00:00:54,772 --> 00:00:57,023 It's because Margaret's my friend. 21 00:00:57,714 --> 00:00:59,994 Yeah, your friend without benefits. 22 00:01:00,024 --> 00:01:02,255 Hey, shut up and help me find the watering can. 23 00:01:11,240 --> 00:01:13,301 Agh, the bedroom door's locked! 24 00:01:13,491 --> 00:01:16,062 It wouldn't be in her bedroom! Stay out of there! 25 00:01:16,062 --> 00:01:18,193 Oh, Mordecai, he's alright. 26 00:01:18,343 --> 00:01:20,074 It's not like we're dating or anything. 27 00:01:20,074 --> 00:01:22,666 I just let them come over and water my plants sometimes. 28 00:01:22,706 --> 00:01:23,656 Hey, put that back! 29 00:01:23,676 --> 00:01:25,977 No. I wanna wear it while I water the plants. 30 00:01:26,007 --> 00:01:27,978 - Put it back! - Make me. 31 00:01:28,248 --> 00:01:31,189 Get off of me! I wanna wear it while I water the plants! 32 00:01:32,861 --> 00:01:34,381 Dude, what did you do? 33 00:01:34,901 --> 00:01:37,472 What do you mean, what did I do? You pushed me! 34 00:01:37,482 --> 00:01:38,873 Dude, you broke it! 35 00:01:38,903 --> 00:01:40,874 Yeah right, you can't break books! 36 00:01:40,874 --> 00:01:42,285 And besides, even if it did break, 37 00:01:42,285 --> 00:01:43,976 just put it back and don't say anything! 38 00:01:43,976 --> 00:01:45,366 Dude, you totally broke it! 39 00:01:45,366 --> 00:01:47,147 Look, this thing has a lock on it. 40 00:01:47,798 --> 00:01:49,909 What? What kind of book has a lock on it? 41 00:01:49,909 --> 00:01:50,769 I don't know. 42 00:01:52,860 --> 00:01:53,691 Oh no. 43 00:01:54,021 --> 00:01:55,872 - What? - This is Margaret's diary! 44 00:01:55,872 --> 00:01:58,272 Dude, she's gonna think I was reading her diary! 45 00:01:58,302 --> 00:01:59,233 This is bad. 46 00:01:59,233 --> 00:02:00,333 Dude, what's the big deal? 47 00:02:00,333 --> 00:02:01,805 It's just some lame old diary! 48 00:02:01,805 --> 00:02:03,616 I mean, why do people even need to keep secrets? 49 00:02:03,656 --> 00:02:04,666 I don't have any secrets. 50 00:02:04,666 --> 00:02:06,516 Do you have any secrets? I know I sure don't. 51 00:02:06,526 --> 00:02:07,618 I don't care! 52 00:02:07,638 --> 00:02:09,948 If she comes home and finds this thing broken, 53 00:02:09,948 --> 00:02:11,059 she's gonna think I read it! 54 00:02:11,139 --> 00:02:12,920 We have to fix it before she gets back. 55 00:02:15,011 --> 00:02:16,802 Come on, come on. 56 00:02:18,913 --> 00:02:21,473 Will you chill out? It's not gonna stick without glue. 57 00:02:21,634 --> 00:02:24,405 Agh, looks like Rigby has to bail you out again. 58 00:02:27,607 --> 00:02:29,828 Aw yeah, "Supe the Glup." 59 00:02:30,028 --> 00:02:31,759 - Dude, just a drop. - I know. 60 00:02:31,809 --> 00:02:33,399 - Just a drop! - I know! 61 00:02:33,950 --> 00:02:35,330 Dude, I said "Just a drop!" 62 00:02:35,330 --> 00:02:36,652 You were making me nervous! 63 00:02:38,422 --> 00:02:40,644 Aw man! Let me see that glue. 64 00:02:40,783 --> 00:02:41,654 Ok, ok, ok. 65 00:02:41,654 --> 00:02:43,514 It says here we can remove the glue with heat. 66 00:02:43,514 --> 00:02:44,395 Let me handle it. 67 00:02:46,596 --> 00:02:47,166 Wait. 68 00:02:56,871 --> 00:02:58,602 We're not putting anthing in the microwave. 69 00:03:04,905 --> 00:03:08,396 - Dude, it's working. - Yeah, it is. 70 00:03:13,539 --> 00:03:14,710 I got it. I got it. 71 00:03:14,710 --> 00:03:15,590 Dude, that's not—! 72 00:03:35,569 --> 00:03:36,550 You think she'll notice? 73 00:03:38,351 --> 00:03:39,411 Can you fix it? 74 00:03:39,642 --> 00:03:40,382 What is this? 75 00:03:40,732 --> 00:03:42,053 It's Margaret's diary. 76 00:03:42,053 --> 00:03:43,483 Why does it look like that? 77 00:03:43,483 --> 00:03:44,654 It's a long story. 78 00:03:47,015 --> 00:03:50,917 Sorry, this can't be fixed without traditional methods. 79 00:03:51,928 --> 00:03:54,119 Well do you have any un-traditional ones? 80 00:03:54,119 --> 00:03:56,770 Of course. There is one way, 81 00:03:56,770 --> 00:04:00,612 I could transfer to a new diary using a magic quil pen. 82 00:04:01,262 --> 00:04:02,262 Thank you, Skips. 83 00:04:02,262 --> 00:04:03,774 In order for this to work, 84 00:04:03,923 --> 00:04:06,925 we have to be in the same place where the diary was broken. 85 00:04:06,925 --> 00:04:07,636 Margaret's house. 86 00:04:07,636 --> 00:04:09,786 But first I want you both to know is that 87 00:04:09,786 --> 00:04:13,988 diaries are a serious business, cause they can contain secrets. 88 00:04:13,998 --> 00:04:17,800 And secrets must be protected at all cost. 89 00:04:17,800 --> 00:04:19,761 - Yeah Skips we know. - Do you? 90 00:04:21,022 --> 00:04:24,233 Look, out of respect for Margaret's secrets, 91 00:04:24,233 --> 00:04:26,094 I'm gonna help you guys. 92 00:04:26,144 --> 00:04:30,777 But, you have to take it seriously and do exacty as I say. 93 00:04:30,777 --> 00:04:33,337 - Yeah, Skips, we promise. - Yeah, we promise. 94 00:04:33,407 --> 00:04:34,599 Well you better, 95 00:04:34,719 --> 00:04:38,110 because secrets are a force to be reckoned with. 96 00:04:43,462 --> 00:04:46,484 Ah, what? That doesn't look anything like Margaret's diary. 97 00:04:46,504 --> 00:04:48,375 As in written content, 98 00:04:48,415 --> 00:04:53,137 so too in physical appearance, will the books become identical. 99 00:04:53,327 --> 00:04:56,498 Alright, guys, join hands. 100 00:04:59,270 --> 00:05:00,701 I'm not gonna hold hands! 101 00:05:00,701 --> 00:05:03,192 C'mon, dude, just do it, he's tryin' to help us out. 102 00:05:03,923 --> 00:05:04,783 Fine. 103 00:05:06,543 --> 00:05:08,705 Okay, it's time to begin. 104 00:05:08,845 --> 00:05:11,426 Now, no matter what ya hear, 105 00:05:11,426 --> 00:05:15,848 you musn't look at Margaret's thoughts as the quill transfers the secrets. 106 00:05:26,083 --> 00:05:28,815 Now we must all close our eyes. 107 00:05:32,867 --> 00:05:35,077 Rigby, close your eyes. 108 00:05:35,077 --> 00:05:36,948 Fine, I'm closin' em. 109 00:05:38,049 --> 00:05:38,949 Begin. 110 00:05:43,271 --> 00:05:44,462 What're they saying? 111 00:05:44,772 --> 00:05:47,253 Just keep your eyes closed and ignore them. 112 00:05:53,727 --> 00:05:55,598 HOW MUCH LONGER IS THIS GONNA TAKE? 113 00:05:55,598 --> 00:05:59,029 It should be any minute, just keep your eyes closed! 114 00:06:02,420 --> 00:06:04,201 Cool. 115 00:06:16,347 --> 00:06:18,749 The transfer is incomplete. 116 00:06:19,049 --> 00:06:20,880 Did everyone keep their eyes shut? 117 00:06:20,880 --> 00:06:22,030 I kept mine shut! 118 00:06:23,601 --> 00:06:24,251 What? 119 00:06:25,122 --> 00:06:26,092 Alright, fine! 120 00:06:26,122 --> 00:06:28,443 There's a chance I might've maybe probably looked. Maybe. 121 00:06:28,443 --> 00:06:29,263 RIGBY! 122 00:06:29,313 --> 00:06:31,434 Do you have any idea what you've done? 123 00:06:32,956 --> 00:06:34,246 What is that? 124 00:06:34,767 --> 00:06:36,247 It's coming from outside. 125 00:06:49,844 --> 00:06:50,654 Margaret? 126 00:06:50,774 --> 00:06:53,816 That's not Margaret. When Rigby looked— 127 00:06:53,816 --> 00:06:55,456 I SAID MAYBE LOOKED, MAYBE! 128 00:06:55,456 --> 00:06:58,608 He released the Guardian of Margaret's Secrets. 129 00:07:04,580 --> 00:07:07,683 She will destroy us for looking at her secrets. 130 00:07:07,683 --> 00:07:08,532 What do we do? 131 00:07:08,532 --> 00:07:10,974 There's only one way to stop this. 132 00:07:10,974 --> 00:07:13,525 Each of us must reveal a secret of our own, 133 00:07:13,555 --> 00:07:15,356 or she'll destroy us. 134 00:07:17,546 --> 00:07:20,098 Alright. I'll go first. 135 00:07:21,669 --> 00:07:24,160 The reason I always skip is, 136 00:07:24,250 --> 00:07:28,793 in all my life, my heart yearned for only one woman. 137 00:07:29,113 --> 00:07:31,634 And we used to skip together all the time. 138 00:07:31,694 --> 00:07:33,294 On the day I lost her, 139 00:07:33,324 --> 00:07:36,326 I vowed to skip every day for the rest of my life, 140 00:07:36,366 --> 00:07:39,648 so that I'd never forget the time we spent together. 141 00:07:44,710 --> 00:07:47,571 I-IT'S WORKIN'! NOW TELL YOUR SECRETS! 142 00:07:48,202 --> 00:07:48,992 Okay... 143 00:07:49,382 --> 00:07:51,764 sometimes when we're supposed to be cleaning out gutters, 144 00:07:51,944 --> 00:07:53,564 we go to get coffee instead! 145 00:07:53,564 --> 00:07:54,534 Yeah, yeah, good one! 146 00:07:54,534 --> 00:07:56,415 And a lot of times, I don't even get coffee! 147 00:07:56,415 --> 00:07:58,316 I just don't feel like cleaning out the gutters! 148 00:08:02,368 --> 00:08:05,000 No, it has to be something meaningful! 149 00:08:11,103 --> 00:08:12,934 HOW MEANINGFUL DOES IT HAVE TO BE? 150 00:08:15,275 --> 00:08:19,247 IF YOU DON'T TELL A REAL SECRET, WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE! 151 00:08:19,247 --> 00:08:20,327 ALL RIGHT, I'LL DO IT! 152 00:08:20,327 --> 00:08:22,839 TO REALLY BAD POP MUSIC! 153 00:08:27,121 --> 00:08:29,062 I ATE A DOUGHNUT OUTTA THE TRASH! 154 00:08:29,541 --> 00:08:31,252 I LIKE GOING COMMANDO! 155 00:08:32,193 --> 00:08:33,004 A LOT! 156 00:08:33,004 --> 00:08:36,395 BETTER WHEN THEY'RE FROM THE TRASH! 157 00:08:38,976 --> 00:08:41,938 RIGBY! REMEMBER WHEN WE 158 00:08:41,938 --> 00:08:44,259 AND YOUR'S NEVER SHOWED UP? I LIED! 159 00:08:44,259 --> 00:08:47,240 I STACKED THEM UP AND I'VE BEEN SLEEPING ON THEM THE WHOLE TIME! 160 00:08:47,240 --> 00:08:49,842 I'M SORRY, DUDE, IT'S JUST TOO COMFORTABLE! 161 00:08:49,842 --> 00:08:50,922 Are you serious? 162 00:08:59,096 --> 00:09:01,137 RIGBY! SAY SOMETHING! 163 00:09:01,938 --> 00:09:04,899 WHEN I WAS LITTLE, I STOLE MY NEIGHBOR'S BIKE WHEN THEY'RE FROM THE TRASH! 164 00:09:05,489 --> 00:09:07,851 IT HAS TO BE SOMETHING DEEP! 165 00:09:07,851 --> 00:09:09,241 SOMETIMES I HIDE POPS' SHOES 166 00:09:09,241 --> 00:09:11,122 CAUSE I THINK IT'S FUNNY WHEN HE'S LOOKING FOR THEM! 167 00:09:11,122 --> 00:09:12,452 I'M A HORRIBLE PERSON! 168 00:09:12,472 --> 00:09:14,674 AND I KATE KITTENS! 169 00:09:14,674 --> 00:09:16,905 I LIED ABOUT BEING ON THE FOOTBALL TEAM! 170 00:09:16,905 --> 00:09:19,986 WITHOUT HER GLASSES ON! 171 00:09:35,724 --> 00:09:36,994 Let's finish this! 172 00:09:43,778 --> 00:09:45,839 It looks exactly like Margaret's! 173 00:09:45,839 --> 00:09:47,840 Skips, how can we repay you? 174 00:09:47,840 --> 00:09:50,891 You remember that stuff I said about why I skip? 175 00:09:50,891 --> 00:09:52,712 - Yeah. - No, ya don't. 176 00:09:57,044 --> 00:09:58,484 I knew it was my matress. 177 00:09:58,815 --> 00:10:00,345 So, Eileen, huh? 178 00:10:00,415 --> 00:10:01,907 STOP TALKING! 179 00:10:03,267 --> 00:10:05,228 I can't believe we got the diary back together. 180 00:10:05,228 --> 00:10:06,268 Yeah, what a pain. 181 00:10:06,268 --> 00:10:08,479 I never wanna water Margaret's plants ever again. 182 00:10:08,479 --> 00:10:10,851 Wait, did we actually ever water her plants? 183 00:10:10,881 --> 00:10:11,662 Here she comes! 184 00:10:12,271 --> 00:10:14,062 Oh, hey Margaret! How was your trip? 185 00:10:14,062 --> 00:10:17,344 It was nice, but I can only take my parents for so long, you know? 186 00:10:17,344 --> 00:10:19,435 Tell me about it, 'rents are the worst. 187 00:10:19,435 --> 00:10:21,096 Well, you don't have to worry about your plants, 188 00:10:21,096 --> 00:10:23,436 or if the roof is still on your apartment, or whatever. 189 00:10:23,436 --> 00:10:24,778 Because it's fine is what I meant. 190 00:10:26,368 --> 00:10:28,239 You guys didn't go and water them, did you? 191 00:10:28,269 --> 00:10:29,209 Yeah, why? 192 00:10:29,259 --> 00:10:31,370 I forgot that I already asked Eileen to do it. 193 00:10:31,380 --> 00:10:32,041 Really? 194 00:10:32,041 --> 00:10:34,562 Yeah, she had the spare bedroom all weekend. 195 00:10:34,683 --> 00:10:36,523 Sorry you guys went through all that trouble. 196 00:10:37,043 --> 00:10:38,524 I guess we just missed each other, 197 00:10:38,635 --> 00:10:40,305 - so don't worry about it. - Yeah, it's cool. 198 00:10:40,305 --> 00:10:42,246 Hey, guys, here's your coffee.