MOVIE NIGHT!
Let's see what we've got.
Hey! "Love by the Dozen."
A romantic comedy? VETOED!
Oh, what about this one?
Looks pretty creepy!
Cease & Deceased?
Nah, no scary stuff, Rigby can't handle it.
What?
Remember the time we saw "Dead for Breakfast"?
You wouldn't eat pancakes for a week!
I was sleeping in that week!
Oh no! The bacon is gonna get me!
You're the bacon...
Don't you guys have anything with adventure?
Uhhh, let's see.
Forget movies! We should go on a REAL adventure!
Huh?
Yeah! To the old, abandoned park zoo!
Come on! It's movie night!
We should stay inside, and veg out on the couch.
Mordecai is just afraid we will run into Death Bear.
Death Bear?
You guys have never heard of Death Bear?
- No. - Well, gather around!
The tale of Death Bear,
is a tale that's as old as fifteen to twenty years ago.
He was a troubled bear that lived in the park zoo,
who was evil to the core!
One day, out of nowhere,
he attacked an killed his trainer!
The zoo was forced to close down.
But Death Bear wouldn't leave,
so he still roams the old abandoned zoo,
getting more evil over the years,
only to be able to survive by breaking into people's homes,
eating all of their food, and then eating THEM!
Lame. Death Bear is a dumb old urban legend.
Come on storytime is over.
Let's get this movie started. Right?
Mmm, some hot burning popcorn!
Saved you a seat right here, Margaret.
Yeah, see, I told you! Scared of Death Bear!
What? Death Bear isn't even REAL!
I'm not scared, right Margaret?
Mordecai, it's alright. If you don't want to go,
I mean, it does sound pretty scary.
What? No!
It's just that... it is supposed to be movie night.
Excuses, excuses man!
Look, if you are not scared of Death Bear,
then I dare you to take a picture inside Death Bear's cage!
No dude, that's just dumb.
Come on!
It will be an exciting adventure!
Yeah, and all descelent, and spooky...
Eileen, we are trying to make him NOT scared.
I'M NOT SCARED!
Okay, fine.
We'll go to the abandoned zoo and take a picture in a dumb bear cage.
- Yeah, alright! - This is going to be fun!
I'll go grab the camera!
We'll watch a movie another night, I promise.
- We better... - You're such a pouter!
Yes!
Death Bear!
There it is!
Neat!
Check it out! I'm a lion tamer!
The gate's locked!
- Aw man! - No way!
Oh well, I guess it wasn't meant to be.
But we still have enough time for movie night, know what I'm saying?
- Let's go back toâ€” Hey! I found a way in!
- Cool! - Way to go, Rigby!
Wait! But-
You coming, Mordecai?
Yeah, Mordecai, you coming?
You are enjoying this, aren't you?
Cool!
It is so weird without any animals.
Yeah, it's like the end of the world, or something!
You're not afraid, are you?
Yeah right, you're the big chicken here!
What?
Aw yeah, reptile building!
Think you can handle going in there?
Step aside!
Do you think Death Bear is real?
Heck yeah he's real!
He's probably on the other side of this building!
No he's not, dude, there's no one here.
Aww, how cute!
Maybe I should take the lead,
there might be more SQUIRRELS up ahead!
- You okay? - Yeah, I'm fine.
You sure you can handle Death Bear?
That squirrel was pretty scary back there.
I wasn't scared. I was just surprised.
There is a difference you know.
Oh yeah, sure.
You look pretty scared to me, Boo!
No seriously though,
we acutally came to the zoo a couple of times when we were kids, you know?
Oh, cool!
Yeah, it was pretty cool.
The only thing I didn't like was the bear.
So you ARE scared of Death Bear?
Well, yeah, when I was little.
It was just a regular bear though.
Oh, no way! I totally remember this!
This was my FAVORITE part about coming to the zoo!
I love riding this train.
The conductor would yell "All aboard!"
and I would race to get the first seat I could!
Sounds like a good time! Scooch!
Kinda small.
I can get out...
No, I don't mind. It's cozy.
Oh. Yeah.
So, where are we going?
Conductor!
Take us somewhere exotic please,
and mind the bumps, my lady does not like getting ill!
Thank you!
Hey guys, over here! We found some more train tracks!
Oh, rad!
Everybody, scream through the tunnel!
After you!
Oh, what a gentlemen!
Wait, where's Mordecai? Mordecai!
Hello?
- Morde- - MARGARET!
Eugh, what are you doing?
I went around!
Eugh, don't do that!
What?
It's funny!
Aw, what?
Now which way?
Whoa, check it out, guys!
- Is that a footprint? - It's huge!
Nah, it can't be. It's just a hole in the dirt.
No man, it's Death Bear! This way!
Uhh, I think we found it...
Yeah, that's definitly it!
Okay, well, we're here.
Let's take the picture and go...
Oh, no! This is just the entrance.
Anybody can take a picture here.
We are going to the real cage, down through there!
What?
No way, dude. We're not going down there!
Why not? I thought you weren't scared!
Rigby!
Well?
You coming?
- Rigby? - Whoa, awesome!
Rigby! Where are you?
Hurry up!
Feels like we shouldn't be in here...
Rigby, come on!
I'm not stopping 'till I find Death Bear!
Dude, quit messing around!
Dude, forget it! We're going back.
Come on you two.
Rigby?
Rigby! Rigby!
Rigby!
Dude? What the heck?
Oh, man! You should have seen your faces!
You really, you really believed!
Dude! You almost gave us heart attacks!
We thought DEATH BEAR got you!
Death Bear's not real! It's just a myth!
You guys totally fell for it!
Whatever. Can we go back to the house now?
Sure, sure.
But let's take the picture first.
Okay, get ready.
Hey, what's this door for?
I don't know, I'm not a zookeeper.
Sweet!
Man, I got you guys good, you gotta admit it!
Yeah, yeah...
Well, you got ME good, Rigby!
Yeah, Death Bear's really going to be living down here.
Uh, hello? Death Bear? You home?
Yeah, uhhh, the pizzas you ordered are here!
You were holding me pretty tight for someone who is not scared!
What? No!
You were totally holding onto ME!
Aw, man! These things take forever to show up!
Actually, you're not supposed to shake it.
Oh, hey, do you know what this piece does?
Yeah, you see, you just turn it, like this.
So, you still wish you were watching a movie?
No, this was pretty fun, I mean,
I got to hang out with you, so, that's all that matters.
Uh, Mordecai?
Yeah?
- What's that? - Huh?
OH MY GOSH! DEATH BEAR'S REAL!
Oh man, I am so going to kill you for this, Rigby
I think Death Bear's going to take care of that!
Quit it! Don't say that!
Quick! Everybody barricade the door!
I'll call animal control!
Hello, Animal Control, Hello?
Eileen!
Yes, come quick! It's Death Bear!
Everyone upstairs, quick!
Animal Control is on its way!
It's Death Bear, take him down!
I wanna go home...
What the heck, man?
Sorry!
Poor Death Bear.
Don't worry about him. He'll be fine.
Those animal sanctuaries are like five-star hotels.
Hey, so thanks for saving all of our lives and stuff.
That was really brave of you.
To be honest, I was pretty scared.
Yeah, but that's what made you brave.
So, I'll see you later, yeah?
Yeah...
cool.
You weren't exactly brave, Rigby,
but I still think you are pretty cool.
Thanks, you too!
Hey! So how did that picture turn out?
Aw, what?
Rigby!