1 00:00:11,260 --> 00:00:13,500 MOVIE NIGHT! 2 00:00:13,910 --> 00:00:15,110 Let's see what we've got. 3 00:00:15,640 --> 00:00:17,250 Hey! "Love by the Dozen." 4 00:00:17,870 --> 00:00:20,230 A romantic comedy? VETOED! 5 00:00:20,230 --> 00:00:22,060 Oh, what about this one? 6 00:00:22,060 --> 00:00:23,290 Looks pretty creepy! 7 00:00:23,380 --> 00:00:24,870 Cease & Deceased? 8 00:00:24,910 --> 00:00:27,050 Nah, no scary stuff, Rigby can't handle it. 9 00:00:27,050 --> 00:00:27,530 What? 10 00:00:27,530 --> 00:00:29,290 Remember the time we saw "Dead for Breakfast"? 11 00:00:29,290 --> 00:00:30,860 You wouldn't eat pancakes for a week! 12 00:00:30,870 --> 00:00:32,430 I was sleeping in that week! 13 00:00:32,430 --> 00:00:34,510 Oh no! The bacon is gonna get me! 14 00:00:35,660 --> 00:00:36,930 You're the bacon... 15 00:00:37,120 --> 00:00:39,080 Don't you guys have anything with adventure? 16 00:00:39,110 --> 00:00:40,400 Uhhh, let's see. 17 00:00:40,400 --> 00:00:43,020 Forget movies! We should go on a REAL adventure! 18 00:00:43,060 --> 00:00:43,640 Huh? 19 00:00:43,670 --> 00:00:46,120 Yeah! To the old, abandoned park zoo! 20 00:00:46,160 --> 00:00:47,870 Come on! It's movie night! 21 00:00:47,900 --> 00:00:49,800 We should stay inside, and veg out on the couch. 22 00:00:50,590 --> 00:00:53,170 Mordecai is just afraid we will run into Death Bear. 23 00:00:53,250 --> 00:00:54,140 Death Bear? 24 00:00:54,170 --> 00:00:56,110 You guys have never heard of Death Bear? 25 00:00:56,110 --> 00:00:58,240 - No. - Well, gather around! 26 00:01:00,140 --> 00:01:02,230 The tale of Death Bear, 27 00:01:02,280 --> 00:01:05,890 is a tale that's as old as fifteen to twenty years ago. 28 00:01:05,970 --> 00:01:08,870 He was a troubled bear that lived in the park zoo, 29 00:01:08,970 --> 00:01:11,100 who was evil to the core! 30 00:01:11,100 --> 00:01:12,800 One day, out of nowhere, 31 00:01:12,810 --> 00:01:14,640 he attacked an killed his trainer! 32 00:01:14,660 --> 00:01:16,410 The zoo was forced to close down. 33 00:01:16,580 --> 00:01:18,570 But Death Bear wouldn't leave, 34 00:01:18,570 --> 00:01:22,020 so he still roams the old abandoned zoo, 35 00:01:22,020 --> 00:01:24,660 getting more evil over the years, 36 00:01:24,660 --> 00:01:28,289 only to be able to survive by breaking into people's homes, 37 00:01:28,289 --> 00:01:31,459 eating all of their food, and then eating THEM! 38 00:01:33,299 --> 00:01:36,059 Lame. Death Bear is a dumb old urban legend. 39 00:01:36,139 --> 00:01:37,679 Come on storytime is over. 40 00:01:37,679 --> 00:01:39,159 Let's get this movie started. Right? 41 00:01:41,319 --> 00:01:43,739 Mmm, some hot burning popcorn! 42 00:01:43,969 --> 00:01:45,759 Saved you a seat right here, Margaret. 43 00:01:45,819 --> 00:01:48,629 Yeah, see, I told you! Scared of Death Bear! 44 00:01:48,629 --> 00:01:50,919 What? Death Bear isn't even REAL! 45 00:01:50,919 --> 00:01:52,429 I'm not scared, right Margaret? 46 00:01:52,429 --> 00:01:55,109 Mordecai, it's alright. If you don't want to go, 47 00:01:55,189 --> 00:01:56,739 I mean, it does sound pretty scary. 48 00:01:56,789 --> 00:01:58,119 What? No! 49 00:01:58,139 --> 00:02:00,309 It's just that... it is supposed to be movie night. 50 00:02:00,309 --> 00:02:01,969 Excuses, excuses man! 51 00:02:01,969 --> 00:02:04,179 Look, if you are not scared of Death Bear, 52 00:02:04,179 --> 00:02:08,059 then I dare you to take a picture inside Death Bear's cage! 53 00:02:10,779 --> 00:02:12,359 No dude, that's just dumb. 54 00:02:12,389 --> 00:02:13,289 Come on! 55 00:02:13,319 --> 00:02:14,979 It will be an exciting adventure! 56 00:02:15,029 --> 00:02:17,689 Yeah, and all descelent, and spooky... 57 00:02:17,689 --> 00:02:20,049 Eileen, we are trying to make him NOT scared. 58 00:02:20,049 --> 00:02:21,379 I'M NOT SCARED! 59 00:02:24,369 --> 00:02:26,219 Okay, fine. 60 00:02:26,269 --> 00:02:29,719 We'll go to the abandoned zoo and take a picture in a dumb bear cage. 61 00:02:29,759 --> 00:02:32,139 - Yeah, alright! - This is going to be fun! 62 00:02:32,139 --> 00:02:33,189 I'll go grab the camera! 63 00:02:33,419 --> 00:02:35,399 We'll watch a movie another night, I promise. 64 00:02:35,409 --> 00:02:37,829 - We better... - You're such a pouter! 65 00:02:38,809 --> 00:02:39,489 Yes! 66 00:02:40,189 --> 00:02:42,359 Death Bear! 67 00:02:46,699 --> 00:02:47,689 There it is! 68 00:02:47,689 --> 00:02:48,339 Neat! 69 00:02:48,489 --> 00:02:50,339 Check it out! I'm a lion tamer! 70 00:02:53,559 --> 00:02:54,909 The gate's locked! 71 00:02:54,909 --> 00:02:56,809 - Aw man! - No way! 72 00:02:56,809 --> 00:02:59,139 Oh well, I guess it wasn't meant to be. 73 00:02:59,139 --> 00:03:01,659 But we still have enough time for movie night, know what I'm saying? 74 00:03:01,659 --> 00:03:03,849 - Let's go back to— Hey! I found a way in! 75 00:03:03,849 --> 00:03:05,799 - Cool! - Way to go, Rigby! 76 00:03:05,799 --> 00:03:06,829 Wait! But- 77 00:03:06,829 --> 00:03:08,059 You coming, Mordecai? 78 00:03:08,449 --> 00:03:10,189 Yeah, Mordecai, you coming? 79 00:03:11,169 --> 00:03:12,899 You are enjoying this, aren't you? 80 00:03:14,979 --> 00:03:15,969 Cool! 81 00:03:16,059 --> 00:03:18,679 It is so weird without any animals. 82 00:03:18,679 --> 00:03:20,969 Yeah, it's like the end of the world, or something! 83 00:03:20,969 --> 00:03:22,399 You're not afraid, are you? 84 00:03:22,949 --> 00:03:25,369 Yeah right, you're the big chicken here! 85 00:03:25,369 --> 00:03:26,199 What? 86 00:03:26,309 --> 00:03:28,669 Aw yeah, reptile building! 87 00:03:28,859 --> 00:03:30,669 Think you can handle going in there? 88 00:03:31,159 --> 00:03:32,399 Step aside! 89 00:03:33,739 --> 00:03:35,439 Do you think Death Bear is real? 90 00:03:35,439 --> 00:03:36,589 Heck yeah he's real! 91 00:03:36,589 --> 00:03:39,729 He's probably on the other side of this building! 92 00:03:39,729 --> 00:03:42,219 No he's not, dude, there's no one here. 93 00:03:43,609 --> 00:03:45,119 Aww, how cute! 94 00:03:45,119 --> 00:03:46,389 Maybe I should take the lead, 95 00:03:46,389 --> 00:03:48,409 there might be more SQUIRRELS up ahead! 96 00:03:49,979 --> 00:03:52,379 - You okay? - Yeah, I'm fine. 97 00:03:52,959 --> 00:03:55,209 You sure you can handle Death Bear? 98 00:03:55,229 --> 00:03:57,419 That squirrel was pretty scary back there. 99 00:03:57,419 --> 00:03:59,409 I wasn't scared. I was just surprised. 100 00:03:59,409 --> 00:04:00,789 There is a difference you know. 101 00:04:00,789 --> 00:04:01,779 Oh yeah, sure. 102 00:04:02,009 --> 00:04:04,039 You look pretty scared to me, Boo! 103 00:04:05,829 --> 00:04:07,189 No seriously though, 104 00:04:07,189 --> 00:04:09,829 we acutally came to the zoo a couple of times when we were kids, you know? 105 00:04:09,929 --> 00:04:10,759 Oh, cool! 106 00:04:10,809 --> 00:04:12,079 Yeah, it was pretty cool. 107 00:04:12,099 --> 00:04:13,789 The only thing I didn't like was the bear. 108 00:04:13,889 --> 00:04:15,629 So you ARE scared of Death Bear? 109 00:04:16,269 --> 00:04:18,048 Well, yeah, when I was little. 110 00:04:18,048 --> 00:04:19,688 It was just a regular bear though. 111 00:04:19,778 --> 00:04:22,188 Oh, no way! I totally remember this! 112 00:04:22,288 --> 00:04:24,568 This was my FAVORITE part about coming to the zoo! 113 00:04:24,568 --> 00:04:26,118 I love riding this train. 114 00:04:26,158 --> 00:04:28,548 The conductor would yell "All aboard!" 115 00:04:28,558 --> 00:04:30,288 and I would race to get the first seat I could! 116 00:04:31,778 --> 00:04:33,898 Sounds like a good time! Scooch! 117 00:04:34,858 --> 00:04:35,898 Kinda small. 118 00:04:35,998 --> 00:04:36,978 I can get out... 119 00:04:37,028 --> 00:04:38,918 No, I don't mind. It's cozy. 120 00:04:38,918 --> 00:04:39,898 Oh. Yeah. 121 00:04:41,078 --> 00:04:42,358 So, where are we going? 122 00:04:43,118 --> 00:04:44,208 Conductor! 123 00:04:44,218 --> 00:04:45,938 Take us somewhere exotic please, 124 00:04:45,938 --> 00:04:48,398 and mind the bumps, my lady does not like getting ill! 125 00:04:48,398 --> 00:04:49,248 Thank you! 126 00:04:55,238 --> 00:04:57,728 Hey guys, over here! We found some more train tracks! 127 00:04:59,238 --> 00:05:00,378 Oh, rad! 128 00:05:00,858 --> 00:05:02,658 Everybody, scream through the tunnel! 129 00:05:06,248 --> 00:05:07,218 After you! 130 00:05:07,368 --> 00:05:08,828 Oh, what a gentlemen! 131 00:05:12,578 --> 00:05:14,808 Wait, where's Mordecai? Mordecai! 132 00:05:16,018 --> 00:05:16,818 Hello? 133 00:05:18,238 --> 00:05:19,488 - Morde- - MARGARET! 134 00:05:20,448 --> 00:05:21,748 Eugh, what are you doing? 135 00:05:21,748 --> 00:05:22,788 I went around! 136 00:05:22,788 --> 00:05:24,188 Eugh, don't do that! 137 00:05:24,278 --> 00:05:24,878 What? 138 00:05:25,608 --> 00:05:26,398 It's funny! 139 00:05:28,388 --> 00:05:29,378 Aw, what? 140 00:05:29,378 --> 00:05:30,628 Now which way? 141 00:05:32,738 --> 00:05:34,808 Whoa, check it out, guys! 142 00:05:35,968 --> 00:05:39,138 - Is that a footprint? - It's huge! 143 00:05:39,138 --> 00:05:41,768 Nah, it can't be. It's just a hole in the dirt. 144 00:05:41,768 --> 00:05:44,458 No man, it's Death Bear! This way! 145 00:05:48,328 --> 00:05:49,898 Uhh, I think we found it... 146 00:05:49,938 --> 00:05:51,778 Yeah, that's definitly it! 147 00:05:54,408 --> 00:05:56,168 Okay, well, we're here. 148 00:05:56,168 --> 00:05:57,678 Let's take the picture and go... 149 00:05:57,678 --> 00:05:59,788 Oh, no! This is just the entrance. 150 00:05:59,788 --> 00:06:01,608 Anybody can take a picture here. 151 00:06:01,608 --> 00:06:05,018 We are going to the real cage, down through there! 152 00:06:05,848 --> 00:06:06,798 What? 153 00:06:06,848 --> 00:06:09,028 No way, dude. We're not going down there! 154 00:06:09,028 --> 00:06:11,178 Why not? I thought you weren't scared! 155 00:06:14,418 --> 00:06:15,388 Rigby! 156 00:06:16,568 --> 00:06:17,288 Well? 157 00:06:17,288 --> 00:06:18,198 You coming? 158 00:06:19,448 --> 00:06:22,248 - Rigby? - Whoa, awesome! 159 00:06:23,208 --> 00:06:24,928 Rigby! Where are you? 160 00:06:24,928 --> 00:06:26,038 Hurry up! 161 00:06:28,838 --> 00:06:30,488 Feels like we shouldn't be in here... 162 00:06:30,728 --> 00:06:32,238 Rigby, come on! 163 00:06:32,438 --> 00:06:34,788 I'm not stopping 'till I find Death Bear! 164 00:06:34,828 --> 00:06:36,588 Dude, quit messing around! 165 00:06:38,988 --> 00:06:40,928 Dude, forget it! We're going back. 166 00:06:41,008 --> 00:06:41,988 Come on you two. 167 00:06:43,838 --> 00:06:44,738 Rigby? 168 00:06:45,468 --> 00:06:47,728 Rigby! Rigby! 169 00:06:48,618 --> 00:06:49,568 Rigby! 170 00:06:53,928 --> 00:06:55,248 Dude? What the heck? 171 00:06:55,558 --> 00:06:59,108 Oh, man! You should have seen your faces! 172 00:07:00,228 --> 00:07:03,088 You really, you really believed! 173 00:07:03,958 --> 00:07:06,158 Dude! You almost gave us heart attacks! 174 00:07:06,158 --> 00:07:07,798 We thought DEATH BEAR got you! 175 00:07:09,267 --> 00:07:12,217 Death Bear's not real! It's just a myth! 176 00:07:12,217 --> 00:07:14,687 You guys totally fell for it! 177 00:07:14,717 --> 00:07:16,687 Whatever. Can we go back to the house now? 178 00:07:17,507 --> 00:07:18,937 Sure, sure. 179 00:07:19,317 --> 00:07:20,747 But let's take the picture first. 180 00:07:23,727 --> 00:07:24,787 Okay, get ready. 181 00:07:25,757 --> 00:07:27,297 Hey, what's this door for? 182 00:07:27,357 --> 00:07:28,787 I don't know, I'm not a zookeeper. 183 00:07:29,967 --> 00:07:30,967 Sweet! 184 00:07:31,817 --> 00:07:34,457 Man, I got you guys good, you gotta admit it! 185 00:07:34,457 --> 00:07:35,547 Yeah, yeah... 186 00:07:35,617 --> 00:07:37,347 Well, you got ME good, Rigby! 187 00:07:37,387 --> 00:07:39,687 Yeah, Death Bear's really going to be living down here. 188 00:07:39,687 --> 00:07:42,667 Uh, hello? Death Bear? You home? 189 00:07:44,137 --> 00:07:46,977 Yeah, uhhh, the pizzas you ordered are here! 190 00:07:49,117 --> 00:07:51,767 You were holding me pretty tight for someone who is not scared! 191 00:07:51,767 --> 00:07:53,037 What? No! 192 00:07:53,127 --> 00:07:54,747 You were totally holding onto ME! 193 00:07:56,237 --> 00:07:58,587 Aw, man! These things take forever to show up! 194 00:07:58,587 --> 00:08:00,367 Actually, you're not supposed to shake it. 195 00:08:00,367 --> 00:08:01,937 Oh, hey, do you know what this piece does? 196 00:08:01,937 --> 00:08:03,977 Yeah, you see, you just turn it, like this. 197 00:08:06,237 --> 00:08:08,447 So, you still wish you were watching a movie? 198 00:08:08,487 --> 00:08:10,637 No, this was pretty fun, I mean, 199 00:08:10,637 --> 00:08:13,097 I got to hang out with you, so, that's all that matters. 200 00:08:19,097 --> 00:08:20,477 Uh, Mordecai? 201 00:08:20,547 --> 00:08:22,067 Yeah? 202 00:08:22,067 --> 00:08:23,517 - What's that? - Huh? 203 00:08:38,937 --> 00:08:41,127 OH MY GOSH! DEATH BEAR'S REAL! 204 00:08:41,127 --> 00:08:43,527 Oh man, I am so going to kill you for this, Rigby 205 00:08:43,527 --> 00:08:45,717 I think Death Bear's going to take care of that! 206 00:08:45,717 --> 00:08:47,667 Quit it! Don't say that! 207 00:09:04,337 --> 00:09:06,117 Quick! Everybody barricade the door! 208 00:09:06,197 --> 00:09:07,957 I'll call animal control! 209 00:09:15,467 --> 00:09:17,467 Hello, Animal Control, Hello? 210 00:09:21,667 --> 00:09:22,587 Eileen! 211 00:09:28,417 --> 00:09:30,477 Yes, come quick! It's Death Bear! 212 00:09:30,477 --> 00:09:31,597 Everyone upstairs, quick! 213 00:09:34,127 --> 00:09:36,137 Animal Control is on its way! 214 00:09:37,107 --> 00:09:38,967 It's Death Bear, take him down! 215 00:09:52,867 --> 00:09:53,887 I wanna go home... 216 00:09:58,837 --> 00:10:02,526 What the heck, man? 217 00:10:02,526 --> 00:10:03,336 Sorry! 218 00:10:28,826 --> 00:10:30,136 Poor Death Bear. 219 00:10:30,136 --> 00:10:32,016 Don't worry about him. He'll be fine. 220 00:10:32,016 --> 00:10:34,446 Those animal sanctuaries are like five-star hotels. 221 00:10:34,546 --> 00:10:37,526 Hey, so thanks for saving all of our lives and stuff. 222 00:10:37,646 --> 00:10:39,106 That was really brave of you. 223 00:10:39,156 --> 00:10:41,306 To be honest, I was pretty scared. 224 00:10:41,336 --> 00:10:43,246 Yeah, but that's what made you brave. 225 00:10:43,266 --> 00:10:44,826 So, I'll see you later, yeah? 226 00:10:45,016 --> 00:10:45,806 Yeah... 227 00:10:46,526 --> 00:10:47,116 cool. 228 00:10:47,686 --> 00:10:49,496 You weren't exactly brave, Rigby, 229 00:10:49,526 --> 00:10:51,376 but I still think you are pretty cool. 230 00:10:51,536 --> 00:10:55,236 Thanks, you too! 231 00:10:55,336 --> 00:10:57,506 Hey! So how did that picture turn out? 232 00:10:58,696 --> 00:10:59,726 Aw, what? 233 00:10:59,726 --> 00:11:00,756 Rigby!